Vladimir Cauchemar - Aulos (Official Music Video)
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Directed by Alice Kunisue
Executive Production : Oualid Selami
Post-production assistant : Titouan Harel
Thank you Mélodie Buchris
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Born too late to explore the earth,
Born too early to explore the galaxy,
Born just in time to witness this legend.
GoldFishBoy1337 *too
*too
Last one is right
No, he is right all along too is to express repetitivity like an aswell wich isnt the case . Learn TO english
A Sandwich as well************
This is exactly what I needed in my life
♥️♥️♥️
He's using only 3% of his power
Yep
Could he be stronger than super shaggy?
@@KUIJEN8659 legendary battle
Kuijen potentially yes, cause Thanos made Shaggy use 10% of his power.
IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music: 10/10
Video: 100/10
Editing Skills: 1000/10
Style: Pied Piper
This is the best piece of audiovisual content the human race will ever be able to create.
Look up windowlicker by Aphex Twins (if it's better than that... then yez)
@@Mojacaine the first half is "a bit" vulgar but then yeah real shit starts to swing my little brain cells and it's amazing !
@@simonr7409 a true visual experience... its like a short film gone wrong.. but in a good way
@@simonr7409 and in 1999... that's ridiculous
More or less. I consider this video to be a documentary and less a "music video"
this video owns and is good
SethEverman I am glad you found the original 👌
MY LORD
Make a cover of this pls
SethEverman what are you doing here ?
you should collab
Steve Jobs has changed so much I’m happy he’s healthy
I'd say this level of happines might be *unhealthy*
Dark one Bro
I think that level of happiness is Unhealthy
Should we tell him?
@@deca0 Na man,let him be...
I love how this guy's identical twins all help out their brother make this video. So supportive!
If the EU ever becomes a federal state, I want this to be our anthem.
The national anthem should be chosen by a special Eurovision song contest!
@@bopeep268 Actual good idea
Try the song "USE- United States of Europe" it is by a german satirist.
bah y'a deja un hymne de l'union européenne
wtf is your problem why would you even want that
Professor: Did you understand what I just said?
My brain:
Only I my friend
Must be a liberal professor.
Professor : Hey ! What are you laughing at ?
Me : Nothing, sir.
My brain :
@@american11asshole you mean an educated one
1:37
Government: “Older people should avoid going outside”
Older people outside:
Hahahahaha
Ágoston Somogyi látom mit csinálsz
Zsákos szavazat és krumpli eladó!
Good one lol
Eh oh you copy a french comment, that's illégaleee
"So how is your dad dealing with the divorce?"
The dad:
Why am I only finding this now? I've needed this in my life for years...
I arrived 5 years late
I need to stop coming back to this video. It’s turning into a problem.
So i'm not the only one
The actual question should be: who doesn't want to come back? 🤔
Same here
did you like your own comment each time you came back?
@@irendras9577 I was ready to post the same hahahahha
This guy is the reason of why humanity is humanity
It... it's GOD ?
No
VLADIMIR PUTIN
Waw so deep
Don't agree if the guy was humanity, i am not sure it would reproduce
@@paixetjustice It's even scarier if "it" can reproduce. It's even more that this is the 5th time that I've found my way in this video...
Dude looks like if squidward was a real person irl.
Maaan
Your profile picture looks like real life squidward
but with better musical talent
I kind of feel that if Squidward were to make a music video, it would be surprisingly similar to this
Except he can make some fire ass music lmaooo
Someone give this man a Nobel prize, the rythm, the video, the looks, the implications, the subtle movements, incredible. People will study this video for decades.
When you open a bag of chips People around: 1:14
😂😂😂😂😂
No when you Smoke a joint 😂
XDDDD
C tellement ça
or if you have gum/mints.
0% Nudity
0% Swearing
100% Talent
0% Drugs (not sure)
@@damnharry641 lmfao yeah
the1hylander true
0% lyrics
100% wtf
This is an absolute technical masterpiece. Creator should get a Nobel prize for this.
NASA: please put this in the next gold video disc to sent to the stars.
Fun fact:
This is somebody's actual dad.
Or he doesn't have childrens.
I'd be very proud if I had a father like him
Why can’t my dad do this instead of making me sad...
Its better to have an interesting dad then a boring one
Jvdk but... but this weird?
It must be cool having so many twin brothers to make videos like these
This is the same person, fucking stupid gumburger, make posts for likes
Константин Шиншилов you must be fun to hang around with
@@user-gn3et8me5p молчать, либерал!
@@user-gn3et8me5p r/wooosh fucking idiot
@@user-gn3et8me5p ты тупой?не понимаешь рофла
This is the best actor, he is so natural everyone thinks he is a math teacher. Or perhaps he was the Vladimir's Math teacher.
Edit: He's apparently his flute teacher.
Doctor: Dreams have a meaning. It says a lot about your personality.
My dreams:
psychologist: All dreams have a meaning. My dreams ( 1:58)
His name (košmar) actually means nightmare
Literally everything in this video doesn't make sense
@@unh3aling175 yeah,but what's the point?am i missing anything?
There is no emotion in his face yet I feel everything
🤣🤣🤣
This honestly removed my stress for today, thank you Vladimir.
Every single frame of this video just exudes 'this goes hard, feel free to screen shot' energy
A kid dies in the factory
Oompa Loompas:
Best comment
Ed 😂😂😂😂 genius
LOL so true
Parle français toi
Nn jrigole t’as dead ça mec
Seriously ?
"Je n'ai pas de limites dans l'absurdité. C'est ma zone de confort." Vladimir Cauchemar, 2019, interviewé par Antoine de Caunes
Bonjour Monsieur Baguette
Hi mister mc Donald s
?
J'ADORE, J'ADORE, J'ADORE!!!
Ok
Imagine humans going extinct and this video being the only proof of our existence.
Then we will have succeeded in leaving a nice image of ourselves. I vote for that video to be put in a vault
@@ChaineYTXF yes please
Then humanity has failed ...
Well at least they'll understand why humanity was extinct 😂
@@all2blame163 Nah mate, you've failed us
The Pinnacle of Human Achievement.
When you do 99.99% of the group work
😂😂
Gold
🤣🤣👍
I loled so hard and woke up the rest of the house at 2:43am
I swear they keep adding more scenes every time I rewatch this
This is exactly what the Internet was made for
I love the apparent evolution of his grandiose throughout, as expressed by the escalatory nature of his superimpositions.
A job well done, indeed.
*La définition d'un génie !*
Mdr ! Qu'est-ce que je fou là moi xD
T'a du montage en tout cas la
Votre définition : faudrait peut être retourner "en cours", alors.😋
(L. DE VINCI, PASTEUR...)
Un "génie" pour faire faire des cauchemars, peut être. 😁😂
Néanmoins, vous avez plus de milles pouces...
Le cauchemar continue. 😬 😀
😬😂
**********MON CUL OUI PAUVRE TACHE*****************
tg
Vladimir how much editing do you want?
Vladimir: yes
Clever
Thanks m8
@olivier cote some1 fucked it up
What editing? He just has extremely many identical brothers
Oui / Да
1:06 will always be my favorite part
That is one of the [coolest*] parts
_*coolest_ being a loose approximation of a hard to pronounce word in the "transcendental" language
Plot twist: He actually have 1000+ twins that have superpowers.
I’ve never understood why this came across my recommended but I accept it as a message from god
God works in mysterious ways.
😂 😂 😂
A pretty cryptic one
Blessing from the Lord
tthe lord giveth and the lord taketh away..
J'ai l'impression que cet homme vient du futur pour nous transmettre un message que je n'arrive pas à comprendre...
Non ! Tu peux le comprendre ! Car tu es UNE CHÈVRE !!!
Ben Flûte alors !!! 🤣
@@leliorm Oh, je sens qu'on va bien s'entendre 🤣
La Chèvre Me raconte pas du pipeau 😭
@@lachevre8239 🤦♂️🤣
This man has THE energy...
All my questions have been answered. Thanks.
Teacher : everyone please concentrate this will appear in your exams
My mind :
Yay me in every meetin
Germany and USSR pact:
This video cured my cancer
I died already feels bad
But does it cure ligma?
Ok.
Ich liebe Bratwurst du hässliche latrinentür ey.
Zenseï me too
This video looks like they had a budget of 50$ but blew it all on weed
This man single handedly created the music that plays in your head when your chaotic neutral
My crush: I like flute music
Me:
That's a recorder
@Vladimir Putin Didn't laf
Vladimir Putin Did’nt Laugh.
Me too hum hum
that´s not a flute
When your dad accidentally acquires all the infinity stones...
THE DEFINITION OF SKILL
Hi, american ! Good luck for the raid of area 51 😂
😂😂🤣🤣
I love how the song has nothing to do with this dude, his recorder playing, nor his amazing dance moves
This should be preserved as the one video that humanity leaves behind after an apocalypse.
Nobody:
oompa loompas when a kid dies:
😂😂
Hahaha relevent!
Twenty one pilots 🤩👍
LMAOO 😭😂
OMG 😂😂
I would like to talk about life with this genius man.
Ilja I'd like to speak French too
Incroyable de trouver ce meeting de campagne de Macron en exclusivité sur TH-cam !
Il est actuellement 2 heure du matin et je suis entrain de regarder le plafond de ma chambre en écoutant cette masterclass
Tkt t'es pas le seul
mood
2:17 je te follow de peu, j'ai trop écouter ce truc dans ma vie jdevrais etre plus productif à la place cheh
Mec, pareil vrm
Mm moi jpp
Teacher: the test is easy and absolutely not confusing
The Test:
The enemy stand user is blending in
Enemy stand user:
@@lukakeler1159 is that a Jojo reference?
@@otaklik9222 maybe?
Cet homme...Une légende vivante
skylxone je suis tout à fais d’accord
skylxone oui
Negan is bæ
La team Bucket Tkt
Comme toi negan
Ce clip n'a tellement pas de sens qu'à chaque fois je reste bloqué devant😂
This guy can distract the guards when we raid area 51.
UwU
True and Lucas shut up
Funny, did laugh.
I'm from future Area 51 raid will not happen
@@skrecokvlogs8067 this is so sad, Alexa play Aulos by Vladimir Caucheman
Cet homme n'a pas seulement compris ce qu'était Internet, il est à lui tout seul son incarnation
Pourquoi est ce que je surkiffe ce son peut on m'expliquer
Inspector Somerset parce que c'est du génie
Gaga Barbidou
@@gagabarbidou5975 ce n'est pas du génie , c'est une purification spirituelle.
Il est internet !
when i say i want to create art, this is what i am talking about, nothing more and nothing less
I knew taking flute classes in grade 6 would lead somewhere
i see your dads taking the divorce well
😂😂😂 you somehow made it funnier
lmao 😂😂
It's Karen... She took the kids away
Hey bitch
SHE'S TURNED THE WAINS AGAINST US
me: *clicks chrome*
chrome: *doesn't open*
me: *clicks chrome 28 times*
chrome:
2:14 perfect time for ur comment
fact when you're on windows 7
@@car.drawings_2783 no, it's 1:13
This man is everything I aspire to be.
Better than the new Matrix
Qu'on l'envoi à l'Eurovision
Ce sera toujours mieux que Twin twin...Remarque meme un sample de vomi de fin de soirée c'est mieux que Twin twin.
ouaai xD
ça existe encore ce truc ?
Oui oui pui oui 😍
Mieux que epic sax !!!
Me : I'm finally ready to study !
TH-cam algorithms :
@Falkor 😱
Ftg
Ahahah
@@eugenelechere4880 tg c'est trop drole
Sofia Mahtallah what happened to ur forehead ?
if Europe was a music video-
THIS VIDEO CHANGED MY LOFE
This is what I imagine Europe is like.
i wish
Nah this has to be almost exact if not even more european than europe bruh
as a european can confirm
It is exactly so.
That's true
0% naked girls
0% swear words
0% guns
100% Talent
Well, almost 0% naked girls😂😂😂
300%steve jobs cheap mode
10000% ricardo milos
And then they did a Tekashi 69 version.
you mean 100% flute
"Les rêves ont tous une signification"
Mes rêves : 2:01
Lol
Tes rêves ne se nommeraient-ils pas Vladimir par hasard ? Si tel est le cas, alors ce sont des cauchemars.
i dont speak french but im 100% certain this is about having dreams that make sense
@@RozaSkander это слишком хорошая шутка
Editing software: how many clone effects do you want?
Vladimir: YES!
Unoriginal
Max Maiden YES!
@MrOnionCock lol
I don't wanna change the number of like you have but this makes me laugh :-)
@@leonsplinter5000 666 likes?
Me:
TH-cam recommendations: hey look at flute daddy
Recorder daddy*
Wait till you har aulos reloaded
*Flute dancing daddy
gave me goosebumps at 1:36
Vladimir feat son prof de musique en 4 eme = MasterClasse
TH-cam's algorithms working perfectly again.
:)
Yeah I also noted that ! There are improvements
Yeah, a gay Russian named Vladimir playing a flute😂
Dont they just ... the hot streak is doomed to continue with the hot wax being thrown at us like this.
Recorders are the new tenor sax.
@Poralisium1337 u aight?
Semplicemente magnifico
GENIOOOO!!
@ItzSilver_ sei serio, sono tuo fan e di oce, ci incontriamo in un video di un altro paese....
Vero
Ma perché tutti i russi che conosco si chiamano vladimir?
Viva l’italia
SEEEEYYYMMOOUURRR!!!
“Superintendent! I was just...uh---just *posing interpretively to Russian medieval recorder house beats.* Isometric exercise! Care to join me?”
Squidward is quiet now since this banger drop
1:13 When you open a pack of gum in class
For real tho
😂😂😂
I'll probably feel dumb after you explain it, but I don't see the connection between your comment and the scene that occurs at the time mark you said? Is it cause when you open gum in your class lots of people poke their heads around wanting a piece?
@@Frankybeanselevators eegit
2:10
i need a 10 hour version
I am sorry I found only 11 hours :D /watch?v=XtzMAcqB6-s
clic droit lire en boucle lol
Dam calm down
There is one of 11 hours
@@navnico1921 sur Phone c'est pas possible
this cured my depression and cleared my stds
Best dance moves around. This is a freaking masterpiece
I was listening to jay-z. Then TH-cam recommended me this. Since then my life completely changed. Thank you TH-cam.
Nikolai 100 Ed Banger records!
#cauchemararmy
until tekashit69 made remix to this...
not sure if i like this guy until i get to know if he's a PhD in physical chemistry!
www.amazon.de/Physikalische-Chemie-Peter-W-Atkins/dp/3527315462
Nobody:
That .0001 % of bacteria:
Im still worthy
comments that din't age well
Reminds Me Of My Intelligent Grandfather 🚀
Finally my algorithm makes sense.
The dude looks like a russian version of Steve Jobs!
when i first saw him on a friend's profile, i taught it was Steve Jobs, and i had no doubt about it
Why russian lol?
@Ben Mokriš yeah, exactly ^^ he may actually be Russian but honestly he looks British to me (not that it matters)
The guy is French and works in an orchestra, actually
@@lemonymouth The title in the beginning is in Russian. It says Владимир Кошмар which means Vladimir the Nightmare
I've watched this video about 4,000 times...
This is the first time I've seen him in the background at 0:31.
I swear he wasnt there till now.
WTF
Wait holy shit ur right xD
Omfg
WTF
wait WHAT?
Producer:“How many times should your maths teacher be in the Video?“
Vladimir:“Yes“
We need Voyager 3. this must spread across universe
"Les français ont tellement de charisme"
Oui.
Nazbol gang.
Yea yea croissant baguette
@@FellatheFeller sa a regarder du tik tok mdr
Dommage tu y était presque il manquer le FROMAGEEE
Kaerus HG uh croissant baguette baguette croissant baguette?
C'est vraiment français ça ?
I literally searched for "Steve Jobs flute" and this was the first result... wow
Coincidence?
@@Avogato_The_Ailurophile I think not.
I searched for flute guy
😂😂😂 fucking priceless
I just searched for "flute man." : D
Le boss final des internets, c'est lui
Cet homme incarne l'humour sur internet
this video gave me a deeper understanding of true love, and the american tax system. Thankyou Vladimir!
You're welcomed my boy
this is the greatest thing i've seen in my life
jozef žigrai It was a sad existence but after seeing this my life Is 100% better than before
levi rosenlieb same here xD