Him: *blah blah blah* Why would I choose someone like you? [pauses the vid] My sis: *offended* And why would you say something stupid? Let me leave. Then I will not 'accidentally' break any expensive thing in here. Understand tsuntsun? [plays vid] Him: Well, I guess you make a good point. [pauses the vid] My sis: *gasp* ... *laughing in disbelief* Oh tsuntsun. You're cute so I forgive you. I can stay if really want me to. But don't get the wrong idea. My bro: *looks at my sis weirdly* I think you're both- My sis: *laughs louder* HahahahaHAHAHA I am NOT like him! I don't even like him. Waaaaaay to ugly. You might think it's like an angel whispering in your ear that you feel like melting but no. You might think he's cute that you want to hug him and take care of him but no. *looks at sister* I'm different. My bro: (I haven't even finished my sentence yet.) *sighs* Ok. How long are you in the vid? My sis: 5:53 My bro: Clearly- My sis: It's for educational purposes. My bro: *facepalms* Quarantine- My sis: Who says I can't learn during quarantine? My bro: I give up. Me who is watching this sibling fight: *takes out a pen and notebook* Okay. That's the 159th time sis won. Bro, you need to step up your game.
I feel Like one day we will argue then he'd kill me for example: Him: did u do the dishes? Me: i-i thought you wanted to do them... Him HAHAHA *YOU WERE WRONG* get it?
So I had blue tooth headphones on and my head phones have a voice, when it's on low battery it would say. So there I am listening to the audio and I hear * LoW bAtTeRy PlEaSe ChArGe* I jumped 😅
Title: sick tsundere cuddles Me: Boi do you got corona? *steps back from the door* 5 minutes later i got corona because of this adorable bundle of sick tsun tsun boi😊 UwU
Him- "just cause I invited you lay on my bed after visiting me... Doesn't mean I'm gonna do anything" My first thought- *You think I wanna do something with you? Eww no!* Me also- *I mean I wouldn't mind...*
him:why would i choose someone like u me: idk why would anyone choose me for anything also him:i actually like ur face me:*sniff sniff* i smell bullsh*t
A car being called a whip is actually based in history. When steering wheels were first introduced to the automobile, it was called a whip. Whips were used to control horses drawing a buggy, so, since the steering wheel controlled the car, it was referred to as the whip.
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Me: why is your face so red.
Him: why is your face so stupid.
Me: IGHT MATE I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A MOVE, YOU DON'T NEED TO EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT
LOL
👁️👄👁️ 🤚
Ouch-
Ikr xD
Oh lol
👋👁👄👁👌
"why is your face so stupid?"
a few seconds later... "i kinda like your face"
👁👄👁👌
Noice
So you like stupid faces
He got low standards.
Ah yes another day of being insulted by the love of my life
Yeah 😂
YESYES
I feel you bro 👏👏👏👏😂😂
Same
Perfectly normal👍
Him: my level of speaking is too intelligent for you.
Me: buddy you’re *failing*
So then we are failing more than he's failing
I hate to do this but I have to change that 69 likes to a 70😔
Why is your face so red?
“Why is your face so 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥?"
*..oh.*
-Sawzyie- • 97 years ago I read your account’s name and was WTF WHEN WAS THIS VIDEO?!
your username scared me omg
LMFAOAODONGBJDBDISHEI
@@thesexer69 me too
WHAT THE FUCK 97 YEARS AGO?!
Is it just me does anyone else have a urge to pet his hair
Ikr! ITS LOOK SO SOFT
Frrr tho it looks so soft and bouncy :) i just want to pet him :(
Dabi _weebforlife1209 YES his. Hair looks fluffy
I wanna pet him! His hair looks so soft and fluffy! .>w
I would just like to play with his hair tbh 😂😂
"You look like someone who would be up at that hour"
Me: looks at time
Time: 4 am
Me: why you gotta call me out like that
UwU I have been awake till 10 am before :))) *i have sleep schedule problems but still get 8-9 hours of sleep a day- =w=;;;*
Same 😪👩💻
Me:why is your face so red
Him:why is your face so stupid
Me:why are you failing school
Him: ......
emø shadøw savage-
OOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOoOooOoooO DAMN that hit hard Woo- jebuz-
please tell me how this is a good comeback-
@@yeetus4887 you right but he can't be talking if he failing school and I'm passing🤣
Thank you for the 205 likes🤣 never got over 12 likes before😅
Me:"why is your face so red?"
Him:"why is your face so stupid"
Me:"hey! I'm not a mirror!!"
Omg underrated comment!!! 😂
Nice
ROASTED
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That is ✨THE ✨MOST ✨NICE ✨CLASH ✨EVER ✨
I love that!
Him: what are doing?
*me tposing in the doorway* nothin
Mood
•clover tea• asserting my *dominance*
DOMINIC
Edit- Dominance*
Oof my spelling is strong there
*me lying on the ground* oh... Me? Just chilling...
Wait.. this doesn't seem like social distancing...
Oop-
Imma just... 😅
Shhhh 👆no one needs to know
Satan's Child well I mean you are satans child-
nah screw quarantine
Me: Ah yes you want me to cuddle you tsundere boy?....I’m ready to get insulted-
*...mY tImE hAs cOmE*
I KEEP SEEING U IN COMMENT SECTIONS 😳
i am baby bro fr
*IT’S CORONA TIME*
Lol
CORONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME
Not anymore (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Yeeeessssss
Words cannot describe the sound I made when I read this 😅
Ah yes cuddles and a tsundere🥰
and *coronavirus*
Lol
ko ! HAHAJSJS
@@ifevil True huahaushau
@@ifevil And disinfectant spray
Him: I think I’m falling asleep
Ok time to head out before I also fall asleep and your parents catch us
Him: leave
Me: ok
Him: no stay
Me: but- ok?
Him: LEAVE
Me: T^T SOMEONE KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE
So you watch them to I found You
Foxy Moxy uH
Foxy Moxy *you saw nothin-*
@Jiyun Song me: someone kill hiiiiiiiiim
@Jackie Strider Ik when i walk a day when i am on my period my stomach hurts
5:09~6:51
Him: it's just cuddling right?
Me: *THANK WHO EVER IS IN THE HIGH HEAVENS HE SAID THAT*
y'all know what I mean👀
Him:were are you going?!
Me:I WANNA GO EAT PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND DREAM ABOUT DABI.... I MEAN TAKE A NAP!!!
I don’t like how this is relatable
"My parents care ALOT about who I hang out with.."
Me: My parents dont care what i do. Bc. Uhm they dont luv meh 👉👈👁💧👄💧👁
That pretty cool actually mine doesn't gimme a chance to go hangout before 😌🖐
i- can i adopt both of y’all
@@rebeccaa.245 Can you umm.... Fit me in too💀💀
Mariam Abdou of course my child
@@rebeccaa.245 me too pls , I have some problems with my dad 👉👈
Oh no my cute grumpy Tsundere is sick poor baby.☺️❤️👍
I can’t tell you how many times I jammed out to this intro.
There.. there was an intro..?
@@carlasmith5487 the bob ross sounding music 😂😂
Him: * giving attitude *
Me: I am SOOO sorry that I care about you JEEZ.
I like how it starts off with “this is a bad idea”
Him: Just take the compliment. Me: And why should I huh? Cus according to subsection A/B-
Him: why would I choose someone like you?
Me: I can cook
Him: well I guess you make a good point
“What are you doing here”
Me: committing mass genocide why’d you ditch school
LMFAO
ITS 2 AM AND IM CRYING
Him: *blah blah blah* Why would I choose someone like you?
[pauses the vid]
My sis: *offended* And why would you say something stupid? Let me leave. Then I will not 'accidentally' break any expensive thing in here. Understand tsuntsun?
[plays vid]
Him: Well, I guess you make a good point.
[pauses the vid]
My sis: *gasp* ... *laughing in disbelief* Oh tsuntsun. You're cute so I forgive you. I can stay if really want me to. But don't get the wrong idea.
My bro: *looks at my sis weirdly* I think you're both-
My sis: *laughs louder* HahahahaHAHAHA I am NOT like him! I don't even like him. Waaaaaay to ugly. You might think it's like an angel whispering in your ear that you feel like melting but no. You might think he's cute that you want to hug him and take care of him but no. *looks at sister* I'm different.
My bro: (I haven't even finished my sentence yet.) *sighs* Ok. How long are you in the vid?
My sis: 5:53
My bro: Clearly-
My sis: It's for educational purposes.
My bro: *facepalms* Quarantine-
My sis: Who says I can't learn during quarantine?
My bro: I give up.
Me who is watching this sibling fight: *takes out a pen and notebook* Okay. That's the 159th time sis won. Bro, you need to step up your game.
Him: I dont look as pretty as they do
Me: *Boi, the thumbnail said otherwise*
Why'd I think I was gonna stabbed when he said excuse me...
10:42
Him: Why am I so cold to you?
Me: Yes, that's the question I always ask myself when I'm listeninging to a tsundere ASMR.
Him: talking about his sleep schedule
Me, listening this at 2am: uhhhh...
I feel Like one day we will argue then he'd kill me for example:
Him: did u do the dishes?
Me: i-i thought you wanted to do them...
Him HAHAHA *YOU WERE WRONG*
get it?
NOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT VINE XD
*Ah good old vines*
W what
“Just don’t send me stuff at 3 am.” Me sending anime memes at 3 am and feeling super evil*
*monokuma laugh*
You evil lil-
@@sp1d3r_webz so your me😃
I absolutely adore your voice! I'll be looking forward to seeing more from you~
Ahhh thanks! You've got a pretty good voice yourself. Can't wait to see more from you as well~
BROOO “Maybe it’ll feel good” @-@
“this is a bad idea” story of my life
Him:starts talking about why he wasn’t at school Me: crying because Ik it’s fake but I still wanna help
So I had blue tooth headphones on and my head phones have a voice, when it's on low battery it would say. So there I am listening to the audio and I hear * LoW bAtTeRy PlEaSe ChArGe* I jumped 😅
Sounds like you needs some ginger ale
Not gonna lie on some parts he kinda sound like L off of death note
YES
Oml he does
He doess 👁️👁️
I can't unhear it now...
i can’t unhear it now
Me: Why's your face red?
Him: Why's my face is red? Why is your face is *stupid*
Me: i-
Excuse me
mIsTer
DaT hUrT mY fEeLiNgS
ouCh-
It's corona time
D-D-Dr Phil DA FUQ
Catch me outside how bout tha?👁👄👁
I dOnT wAnNa GeT a JoB- 😭
Man I feel bad for joker in that picture
This vid is giving off Tsukki vibes~
My mind was b l o w n
Me too that was the first thing i thought of
As a tsukki simp ✨same~✨
“aren’t you popular”
no i get bullied-
im use to by kacchan :'
Me: (Sniffs cuz im sick rn)
Him:And you think im not sick
Me:I-
I love being insulted by a cute boy 😃
(Edit omg I didn't actually expect to get 85 likes omg thx 😂 👉🏻👈🏻
Same😌✋
......ew
Omg same ✌😗
omg same
ITS THE WORLD OF LONELY SINGLE PEOPLE TAKE IT AS IT COMES
The video I had before this was CabinInTheWoodsAudio being sick and saying he was not sick. Coincidence, I think not-
I lovee him omg
Him:“I’m doing you a special service.”
Me: “Buddy I brought you the 🅷🅾🅼🅴🆆🅾🆁🅺?”
Uhm, excuse me for one moment, did you say, *popular* ?
yes, yes he did-
I know right-
Don’t touch me if you are sick in this panic
Me reading the coments :WHEZEEE
Title: sick tsundere cuddles
Me: Boi do you got corona? *steps back from the door*
5 minutes later i got corona because of this adorable bundle of sick tsun tsun boi😊
UwU
Tsun tsun boi
I like that xD
@@xxashes4579 frl it cute 🤚
Angelsapphire XD facts
@@xxashes4579 periodt
BOY CALLING HIMSELF PRETTY HAS ME IN TEARS. YOURE SO PRETTY! OMYGOD
I just realized...this...he...he's Akira. Right? OUR Joker? Yup. It's him. Prove me I'm wrong.
i-
shit you have a point-
I was with my family when i got the notif, but i can finally watch it!
"i kinda like your face, A LOT!"
me: oyaoyaoya???
Oya?
oyaoyaoyaoya????
i stg i feel like the only thing that's keeping his grades up is the quote:
"there are no mistakes"
- Master Oogaway
Hahaha,he like kinda drunk,love It💖
“And, hug me tighter, dummy”
*hugs him until he dies*
i will use my quirk to hug him super tight >:3
Him: Ya Ya ya youre sooooo popular
Me: DO I LOOK-
Him- "just cause I invited you lay on my bed after visiting me... Doesn't mean I'm gonna do anything"
My first thought- *You think I wanna do something with you? Eww no!*
Me also- *I mean I wouldn't mind...*
This is too cute🥺
“You are like an open book compared to me”
Oh so you think I’m an *ExTrOvERt*
Me:why are your face red
Him:why is your face is so stupid
Me:...
Him:...
Me: *slowlys pulls out slipper*
Me walking in with the hazard suit and a huge disinfectant spray:
I love you but I jus don't wanna catch anything bro-
Me: Pls don’t me be mean to me I’m sensitive
Also me:
"Were are you going?"
Me: bed bish
Wait its says 333 views😳 and 9 comments and 58 likes the 275 people that didn't like should like this video
Lol nice roleplay my friend 😊
Me: ok bye
Him: you're not leaving
Me:•-•
He kinda sounds like Nishinoya from haikyuu. 🥺 This is so cute my heart cant handle it.
7:15
Me: “Why is your face so red?”
Him: “Why is your face so stupid.”
Me: *yeets phone* oh wait maybe I am stupid-
It's nice to know that we share the same boyfriend.
Me: damn if only I’d been in anime I’ve dreamt about it but I’ve never actually been in one :(
Your voice is so soothing and cute 😢👉👈 I give you the crown of sounding like babie 👉👈
Me:why is your face so red
Him:why is your face so stupid
Also him:I kinda like your face a lot
Me:you like my stupid face now i-😭🥺😅
mood xD
Him: you don’t have to leave
Me: my guy I’m hungry! I’m on my way to get some noodles
ayee can u get me some to :3
@@xxemisheaxx1804 ofc but don’t let bakuhoe know your here
@@bettysusanne1320 ok!!! :3
Me: sees sick
Also me: CoRoNa ViRuS
Y’all remember Ray from The Promised Neverland? This is him now, feel old yet?
“Don’t send me stuff at 3 am please”
Uhhh,, how did you know,,cREEP!!
I LOVE THE VOICE!!!
him: ur not leaving? r u serious?
me: PFFT- no
“why is your face so stupid” My stupid dumb idiot heart: *im in love*
him:why would i choose someone like u
me: idk why would anyone choose me for anything
also him:i actually like ur face
me:*sniff sniff* i smell bullsh*t
Whenever I watch tsundere videos I just decide to be mean back
Him:why would i choose someone like u
Me: CUZ I'M CUTE BOII
Him: i guess you make a good point
4:59
My Brain: *noob voice* wanna play with legos?
Me:loves tsunderes
Me Listening to this:×-×
Him: only the ones closest to me get my number
Me: well aren’t I pretty close?
This dude: "leave"
Me: "okay?"
This dude: "no, wait...stay"
Me: "okay?"
This dude: "LEAVE"
Me: "Boii- WOULD YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY?! GEEZ!
Bro, never in my life have I wanted a cute guy that I know get sick so I can take care of him
Aight so... the voice...
🥺💞💞
A car being called a whip is actually based in history. When steering wheels were first introduced to the automobile, it was called a whip. Whips were used to control horses drawing a buggy, so, since the steering wheel controlled the car, it was referred to as the whip.
great explanation, these days its slang for automobile
Him:i-
Me:OKIE YOU GANNA START TALKIN CRAP?
He's pretty cute I would snuggle with him no matter what I would be a protector
Him: Wow~
**Me thinking of tsukasa’s “Wow~”**
Me: Do you know a person call tsukasa?
*him talking about how ‘popular’ i am*
*me being the quiet kid who got bullied for years*
👁👄👁