_You keep, breaking it. It's really not that difficult_ _CAREFULLY, CRACK THE EGG._ *I SAID, CAREFULLY, SPIN THE WATER!* *OH FOR* *_F**K_** SAKE.* _SLOW, THE_ *_F**K_* DOWN!* *You FORGOT to* _CRACK_ *_IT._* How To Make Scrambled Eggs guys do i make part 2
Massive Psycho Voice at 500% Volume: DANG IT!!!!!!!! I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU, BUT YOU IGNORED ME!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU MADE ME UPSET!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL PUT YOUR COMPUTER ON LOCKDOWN FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HowToBasic never fails to make my egg crack. I cannot thank the guy enough for his service for putting his little precious eggies to sleep every night! He even inspired me to start laying more eggs from my retirement of doing!!!!
I love how the narrator gets so aggressive after so many times he got it incorrect and does it the wrong way I have been watching your channel since 2016
Me when I clicked on this video: seems pretty normal 1:17: ohh narrator is having a meltdown but nothing so bad 1:40: OK that is bad 2:05: ohh here it begins 2:25: endless cycle of pain 2:51: of course it has to be soggy 2:59: foot
Levels of anger about poaching an egg 0:34 Normal 0:47 Normal (Again) 0:56 Dissatisfied 1:01 Irritated 1:07 Dissatisfied (Again) 1:09 - 1:17 Glitched words 1:17 Hostile 1:21 Normal (Once again) 1:25 Mad 1:33 Furious 1:40 Stupidity 1:42 Mad (Again) 1:47 - 1:50 Upset 1:51 - 2:02 Messing it up (Idiotic) Levels of anger about poaching an egg Part 2: How To Make Scrambled Eggs (Spamming Edition) 2:05 - 2:11 Add egg (Ft. Salt and Pepper) 2:11 - 2:46 Stir, Remove from heat, Stir, Return to heat, Then repeat 2:50 Finishing touches 2:57 Add egg Part 2 (Ft. Foot)
Your poached egg recipe is like a culinary masterpiece! The eggs are perfectly tender, with yolks that ooze like liquid gold. It’s a simple yet elegant dish that transforms breakfast into a gourmet experience. Bravo! 🍳✨
QUE TE CALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES@@p-__
For anyone curious you aren't supposed to keep stirring after you've dropped it in. The vortex should give it enough centripetal force that it will stay intact.
@@BMAN-eb4jkcarefully crack an egg andcarefully craccarefully cracarefully crcarefully ccarefully carefully carefully carefully carefull careful- *CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG* me: HOLY SHIT HE LOST IT LOL
The voiceover actor loves his job
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
_You keep, breaking it. It's really not that difficult_
_CAREFULLY, CRACK THE EGG._
*I SAID, CAREFULLY, SPIN THE WATER!*
*OH FOR* *_F**K_** SAKE.*
_SLOW, THE_ *_F**K_* DOWN!*
*You FORGOT to* _CRACK_ *_IT._*
How To Make Scrambled Eggs
guys do i make part 2
@@heisgonenowheisgonenow egeggegeggegeggegeggegegeggeggegeggegegeggegegeggegeggegegeggegeggegegeggegeggegegeggegeggegeggegeggegegeggeggegegeggegeggegeggegeggegegeggegegeggegegeggegegeggegegg
@@heisgonenowheisgonenowsimilar scenario in
How to debone a fish
@@heisgonenowheisgonenowMan speaking in Ctrl C Ctrl V language
how to basic needs its own cook book at this point
That would sell phenomenally well tbh
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
@p-__ bro is everywhere where are not important go back ro kindergarten
@@p-__ can we f’ing not for the love of christ
i love that pfp
2:46 "stir the heat" had me rolling for a sec 🤣
Same😂
Its funny 😂😂😂
Yeah😂😂😂
"Remove from stir"
@@Nonec3return to stir
This was so good the egg poached me
Same
real
😨
Cool
real
You know we're in for a wild ride when there's "egg" in the title
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
gregg
i wanted to wipe your avatar from my screen -_-
Lol
@p-__okay
My grandma used to make me poached eggs just like this! Thanks for teaching me again it was delicious!
u jokin. not like howtobasics
@@justa-fl6se no
It must be delicious wich special foot's cheese I guess
This is my GO TO page for the best egg recipes. My grandma would love this one.
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
@@p-__ NOBODY CARES!
@@p-__ oh great fart master teach us your ways
"Start again. Start again. Start agai-- SHUT UP IM TRYING OK!"
😂
Such is the rage air of HowToBasic.
ｓｔａｒｔ ａｇａｉｎ
@@MyNameDolan y o u c a n a l w a y s s t a r t a g a i n
lol
“Stir the heat” got me 👌😂
Can I stir your heat? 😏
Ofc
1:34 Me doing homework with my dad
and then the belt
0:16
Fr
My farts are better than Egg's farts.
@@p-__go away low budget justin y
The narrator’s delivery of “OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!” and “SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!” are genuinely sending me 😭😭
sounds like Sebastian Solace tho
2:05 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG
@@RadiantSword2K we don't care. i found it funny
@@jameerlawrencebondoc8162very different voice actors
@@icaughtalopunny i know. I said he sounds like Sebastian Solace NOT he is sebastian solace
2:05 “EEEEEEEEEWEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG” got me rolling down the stairs lol 😂😂😂😂😂
And this one is funny 2:52
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
2:45 Stir the heat 😂
😂😂😂
Stir the stove 😂
Lmao 😂
🤣✋ nah
2:42 This is so funny
The instructor got so angry he yelled at howtobasic 😂😂😂
Thank you, im an idiot and didnt understand the video
Thanks for explaining the entire video, you're so efficient and probably very fun at parties
😂😂
1:18
You should consider becoming the instructor yourself, seriously. This comment tells the whole stuffs better than the video itself
1:49 DonaldDuck: NO SWEARING
67-Headed Demon Voice: A (X33) R (X33) G (X33) H (X33)
Massive Psycho Voice at 500% Volume: DANG IT!!!!!!!! I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU, BUT YOU IGNORED ME!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU MADE ME UPSET!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL PUT YOUR COMPUTER ON LOCKDOWN FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:47
1:49 What Donald Duck heard: FOR #### SAKE!!! Donald Duck be like: YOU JUST SAID A CUSS WORD! NO SWEARING!!!
That angry loss-controlled narrator: YES OF COURSE SWEARING IS ####### GOOD. GET OUT OF THIS VIDEO, FOR THE #### SAKE!!!
1:35
The immediate cheeky poke at the yolk had me in stitches.
+1
OH FOR ****S SAKE!!!
Finally! I was really hoping this nice fellow makes some egg tutorial. The absence of eggs in his videos are tragic!
My farts are better than Egg's farts.
1:25 CAREFULLY
SPIN THE WATER
1:47 "SLOW THE (beep) DOWN!"
1:49 "FOR (beep) SAKE!!!"
@@conosquishstudios2159 1:51 "CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG! YOU FORGOT TO CRACK IT!"
"NOT LIKE THAATT"@@SAGNISA
HowToBasic never fails to make my egg crack. I cannot thank the guy enough for his service for putting his little precious eggies to sleep every night! He even inspired me to start laying more eggs from my retirement of doing!!!!
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
The narrator was losing it lol
:lol:
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG.
I was alarmed when he said “you KEEP breaking it” he’s got awareness now-
The narrator should've lost it in previous videos.
1:17 I like how the voice over just lost his temper like Gordon Ramsay 😂😂😂
Sebastian Shoelace
CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG!!!
@@conosquishstudios2159HELL YEAH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Continue carefully spinning the water. S.. slow down! I said CAREFULLY SPIN THE WATER!! Just stop spinning! Stop, just stop! You’ve ruined it again!
CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG CAREFULLY SPIN THE WATER
1:40 the narrator is having a midlife crisis 🤣
He started sounding like Benson from Regular Show
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
that's not what a mid life crisis is
@@p-__ LOOOOOOOOL YOURE HERE NOW
@@p-__ hey buddy! Welcome to howtobasic glad you could join us friend!
1:04 "it's really not that difficult" bro gaslighted him. 😂😂😂😂
I love how the narrator gets so aggressive after so many times he got it incorrect and does it the wrong way I have been watching your channel since 2016
He kinda sound like Benson from Regular Show
@@thunder_bloxtime8796yes he sure does but Benson is more aggressive even close to that.
i love how violent the narrator can get now lmao
2:55 Garnish with parsley: he decorated it squirrelly
1:38 I LOVE HOW HE INTENTIONALLY HITS IT LMAOO
Me when I clicked on this video: seems pretty normal
1:17: ohh narrator is having a meltdown but nothing so bad
1:40: OK that is bad
2:05: ohh here it begins
2:25: endless cycle of pain
2:51: of course it has to be soggy
2:59: foot
My farts are better than egg's farts.
F O O T 2:59
"YOU FORGOT TO CRACK IT!!!!!"
(*THROWS EGG AT POT*)
"NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!"
(I Really like that part reminded a little bit of Patrick opening a jar)
1:57 L- L LET'S START AGAIN.
You forgot the water!
FINE! ****** THIS!!
2:01 "FINE! (beep) THIS!"
How to make scrambled eggs
1:54 I lost it here 😂
You thinking this video is funny is insane
2:05 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG
@@egyptian20091funny and insane
@@Crixus-hj4tq wdym? You think it's funny?
@@egyptian20091why the ask
Levels of anger about poaching an egg
0:34 Normal
0:47 Normal (Again)
0:56 Dissatisfied
1:01 Irritated
1:07 Dissatisfied (Again)
1:09 - 1:17 Glitched words
1:17 Hostile
1:21 Normal (Once again)
1:25 Mad
1:33 Furious
1:40 Stupidity
1:42 Mad (Again)
1:47 - 1:50 Upset
1:51 - 2:02 Messing it up (Idiotic)
Levels of anger about poaching an egg Part 2: How To Make Scrambled Eggs (Spamming Edition)
2:05 - 2:11 Add egg (Ft. Salt and Pepper)
2:11 - 2:46 Stir, Remove from heat, Stir, Return to heat, Then repeat
2:50 Finishing touches
2:57 Add egg Part 2 (Ft. Foot)
He is trying to bother!
My farts are better than egg's farts.
2:02 YOU FORGOT THE WATER! FINE. *quiet bleep* THIS. How To Make Scrambled Eggs. *chaos starts*
stir the heat
cArEfUlLy SpIn ThE wAtEr!
1:37 the fact that he was spinning the water normally an he broke the yolk on purpose 🗿🗿🗿
Your poached egg recipe is like a culinary masterpiece! The eggs are perfectly tender, with yolks that ooze like liquid gold. It’s a simple yet elegant dish that transforms breakfast into a gourmet experience. Bravo! 🍳✨
3:00 Garnish with eeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg got me rolling to the moon
Wake up babe How to Basic just uploaded a new video
Yaaay!
Let's getiiiiiit
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
I ain’t your babe.
I am your babe?
1:47 killed me
lol me too-
Real
Slow the ****** down!!
*egg ruined again*
For ****** sake!!!
Bro I laughed for 5 minutes straight
@@BMAN-eb4jk 1:50 "CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG! YOU FORGOT TO CRACK IT!"
Perfect Tutorial 10/10! 👍
lmao the narrator getting angry reminds me of the game "dude stop"
It's A.I.. I think.
You watch markiplier i bet
@@seanprice6049 Probably not
The egg obsessed guy is back!!!
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
QUE TE CALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES@@p-__
CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG
@@p-__ bro can you not comment on every reply what does that even have to do with the video are you a bot?
@Rip_Bacon-y8n what, are you jealous of his farts???
This guy makes the best food without wasting any food whatsoever! I definitely recommend this channel
2:46 “stir the heat” got me rolling to mars!🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
this guy is single handedly making these chickens millionaires
2:01 Love how the Narrator slowly lost his sanity just to instantly give up and change the topic of the video.
1:34 Benson be like
1:33
Seriously! Just yesterday I tried poaching a couple eggs. This could have saved so many lives...
bro made the narrator pissed off 💀
Not the first time he’s done that. He even made him quit his job in a previous video.
@@BMAN-eb4jkofc is was about skinning and deboning the fish
How to describe The Stanley Parable in one sentence
I always needed this
And I always needed you 😏
@@themoviechannel8654 I think it is a misunderstanding, because I'm under 18.
@@themoviechannel8654 ew
“CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG!”
“CAREFULLY SPIN THE WATER!”
This might be the best narrator in a how to basic video moment lmao
Thank you for this tutorial! I really wouldn't be able to do this without your video!
Howtobasic cracks hundreds of eggs per video, and this one's all about cracking eggs.
How perfect
1:08 it is not that difficult 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Carefully crack and egg and- carefully crack- carefully- carefully- carefully- carefully- carefu- caref- care- c-
CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG!!!
this never gets old this is my favorite youtuber
My farts are better than Egg's farts.
@@p-__ 💀💀 WHAT?!
The narrator going out of character is the funniest thing ive laughed to this whole year 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Actual footage of my dad teaching me math when I was 8
This is a novelty for the series. Gotta love the deeply involved narrator. You should make more such videos
1:59 YOU FORGOT THE WATER!
FINE! F**K THIS!
How To Make Scrambled Eggs
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG
How To Make Scrambled Eggs
@@aminii104 lol true
1:25 markiplier
One must imagine HowToBasic happy
2:55 I got traumatized from the garnish with parsley/egg from the real scrambled eggs video
Thank you for helping me poach an egg! Now i can do it every time!
I like how the narrator slowly loses it rather than just exploding in anger like the other times he's lost it.
The poor janitor bro 💀
Finally I can eat some breakfast
Kmart boi
Hey what are you doing in here
For anyone curious you aren't supposed to keep stirring after you've dropped it in. The vortex should give it enough centripetal force that it will stay intact.
Thank you❤
I am watching this while i am having my breakfast
Now i can cook Poached eggs without fail.
Thanks HowToBasic! 👍
You know you're in for a treat when HowToBasic has "egg" in the title.
"SLOW THE 0000 DOWN! FINE! 0000 THIS!" was funny 😂 1:47 2:01
Slow The Zero Zero Zero Down. And Fine Zero Zero Zero This
when i saw “egg” in the title, i knew i was gonna be eggs splattered everywhere
The narrator really got vex with this one.
@EuroStar.E I think you're joking cuz you replied.
This video has been different i was surprised when i watched through the entire video without the guy having a rage room shitshow. loved this one.
The supermarket must have a dedicated “eggs for how2basic” section at this point
Bro even pissin the narrator off 😭🙏
This was so helpful!
Worked, thank you!
This was a very educational video on how to cook poached and scrambled eggs. 🥚
Thank you, Sir. 👍🏼
One of my favs. Should be sponsored by artlist 😆
Think this is the earliest I have been to any video.
Congratulate me peasants!
nuh uh i was earlier
Sup
Hey
Nice. but mine was 5 seconds.
My farts are better than the egg's farts.
so wholesome you ate all that delicious food. there are no mistakes just happy accidents
Finally! Mine turned out like the video ❤
Finally im capable of making an egg all by myself!!! Thanks HowToBasic!
😂😂😂
This is the most accurate egg poaching tutorial I’ve ever seen, this is exactly how it went for me
The instructor Had me rolling at the floor😂😂😂😂
1:01 "you keep breaking it it's really not that difficult ☺️"
1:07 “I-it-it’s really not that difficult”
1:07 "It- It's really not that difficult"
Carefully crack an egg and slowly-
It… it’s really not that difficult.
@@BMAN-eb4jkcarefully crack an egg andcarefully craccarefully cracarefully crcarefully ccarefully carefully carefully carefully carefull careful-
*CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG*
me: HOLY SHIT HE LOST IT LOL
Continue carefully spinning the water. S… slow down! I said CAREFULLY SPIN THR WATER!! Just stop spinning!!! Stop, just stop!! You’ve ruined it again!
0:40 - Imagine if that happened to anyone trying to cook that for real
Why does TH-cam keep recommending this to me?
Oh, it's because I'm subscribed, I keep liking and I keep watching...
1:17 to 2:02 My dad helping me with classwork "Slow the f*ck down" got me rolling 😂 😂
1:18 THE TTS IS BECOMING SENTIENT
I convinced its a va
YE
CAREFULLY CRACK THE EGG!!!
2:50 2 min after morning coffee
These were so good, I will always follow your tutorials:)
I never knew how easy it was to poach an egg before this. I can't wait to learn how to make eggs benedict!
Even the narrator had enough
"stir the heat" killed me 😭😭
2:59
Quentin Tarantino
2:16 Public Schools trying to make "breakfast"
Fr
imagine them making a normal recipe vid that gives everyone an existential crisis
2:39: Voices start overlapping.
Nah really? We have ears ya know
2:42: EXCEEDED!
1:38
That yolk stab was so mischievous
Fr, I love how he purposely moves to stab the yolk to puncture it.
Thanks for the recipe
2:46 stir the heat ??
Is it possible to learn this power?
Yes, i always Stir my heat daily. Its easy
my brain is broken