When Iceland Defeated Britain: The Cod Wars (Short Animated Documentary)

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    The Cod Wars. Britain wanted to fish, Iceland said no. Ramming.
    Sources:
    Fishing in the Mild West: Democratic Peace and Militarised Interstate Disputes in the Transatlantic Community by Gunther Hellman and Benjamin Herborth

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  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8535

    If it weren’t for those brave British and Icelandic sailors we’d all be speaking Cod today ✌️

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7369

    Iceland pulled the "I'm calling mom!" card.

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      Mom was the United States

    • @TheMarkster245
      @TheMarkster245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      I’m calling mommy Nixon

    • @Kanohoro
      @Kanohoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      Nixon says it's my turn on the Xbox

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Nixon says the Xbox is mine :)

    • @joshuaearlsumbillo25
      @joshuaearlsumbillo25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Britain should've just drop opium in Iceland just like what they did with the Chinese and the Ottomans.

  • @Mauricio24271
    @Mauricio24271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12908

    "Iceland won three wars in a row against the UK"
    Argentina: is it possible to learn this power?

    • @houselemuellan8756
      @houselemuellan8756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +771

      Not from a German WW1 veteran...

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      Iceland: “Fight over water”
      Argentina: “...¿q?”

    • @viniciusvyller9458
      @viniciusvyller9458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Not from a cod...

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Its called threatening to kick NATO out

    • @Gaben38
      @Gaben38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Just ask the US to bully UK, easy.

  • @Thecommander248
    @Thecommander248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3357

    USA: "STOP KILLING OUR ALLIES FOR FISH!"
    Britain: "BUT I'M HUNGRY!"

    • @joaolucasfraga9147
      @joaolucasfraga9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      USA: "NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE ENGLAND, HUNGARY IS WAY TO THE EAST AND A BIT TO THE SOUTH!"

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@joaolucasfraga9147 XD

    • @fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386
      @fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@joaolucasfraga9147 thats a fucking impostor, the real USA is not that good at geography

    • @joaolucasfraga9147
      @joaolucasfraga9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386 Nice one! :D

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@joaolucasfraga9147 the real USA couldnt even spell hungary. They wouldnt even dream of that place being an independent nation

  • @LoneWolf343
    @LoneWolf343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11549

    "The Cod Wars were finally over."
    ...for now.

    • @krzysztofsobucki9681
      @krzysztofsobucki9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      That would be the littest ending ever...

    • @jokuvaan5175
      @jokuvaan5175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Next time Iceland will claim 1000 km of its coast. Give it a century and they'll claim the oceans of the whole World.

    • @frenchguitarguy1091
      @frenchguitarguy1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally what i was thinking

    • @michaelalexander3078
      @michaelalexander3078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      LoneWolf343 Begun, the Cod Wars have.

    • @HgEuAaVrEdN
      @HgEuAaVrEdN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4331

    Cod War?
    U.S.: sleeps
    Threaten to leave NATO?
    U.S.: HOL UP NOW

    • @rocky8u32
      @rocky8u32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      For context: Iceland was critical during the Cold War for NATO's control of the Atlantic. The US Air Force maintained an air base for the whole Cold War at Keflavik. This allowed the air force and navy to support air patrols of the North Atlantic. In addition, Iceland was one of the bases if the G-I-UK passive sonar detection system (SOSUS) that was designed to detect Soviet submarines entering the Atlantic out of the submarine bases on the Barents Sea.
      All of this was important for preventing the Soviet Union from cutting off US reinforcements and supplies to Europe in the event of a "hot" war. NATO wanted to prevent what the Germans tried to do in both world wars, use submarines and aircraft to attack shipping across the Atlantic. Iceland was a critical part of this strategy, so I'm sure the threat of them withdrawing was taken very seriously at the time.

    • @wilms2328
      @wilms2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@rocky8u32 Iceland has excellently navigated itself into NATO. Because they were technically under allied occupation during the second world War, they offered to join NATO in exchange for having to supply not a single soldier. They leveraged their strategic position incredibly well, which brought them into this unique position within NATO

    • @xbox_cheeto5338
      @xbox_cheeto5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wilms2328 But they can't do that now so much considering their lessened importance as a location

    • @wilms2328
      @wilms2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@xbox_cheeto5338 Strategic importance doesn't really change. Control of the GIUK-gap, the seas between Greenland, Iceland and the UK is vital for access to the Atlantic. NATO controls that area fully. In event of conflict with Russia (basically NATOs purpose), the Russian navy will never be able to break out into the Atlantic

    • @wilms2328
      @wilms2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Papaya Tasty I'm not trying to be paranoid, sorry if I came across as such. All I'm saying is that NATO was created as an opposing force to the Soviet Union, whose legal successor is Russia. Having the ability to restrict access to the oceans is very important during wartime.
      NATO controls all the vital naval chokepoints in Europe: The Sound in the Baltic, the English Channel, the GIUK gap, the Bosporus and the strait of Gibraltar plus whatever I might have missed.
      Of course conflict with Russia is extremely unlikely, but if such a conflict was to arise, NATO is in an excellent strategic position to deal with it. That's basically what a defensive alliance like NATO is about: being prepared for such circumstances.

  • @daveb.4268
    @daveb.4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3782

    "In Cod we Trust!" and "Cod save the Queen!" Were common battle cries.

    • @noobmaster-wg4no
      @noobmaster-wg4no 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂😂😂

    • @gunziz109
      @gunziz109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i want to cry

    • @FozzQuaker
      @FozzQuaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cry Cod for Harry, England and St George

    • @Betojb007
      @Betojb007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You know what they say... "Cod has mysterious ways."

    • @johnyricco1220
      @johnyricco1220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cod be for us, who can be against us?

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
    @tHeWasTeDYouTh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    Cod Wars
    Cod Wars The Empire Strikes Back
    Cod Wars The Return of the Vikings

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Cod wars: the cod fights back

    • @mrpewpews8918
      @mrpewpews8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YEEEAAAHHH!!!

    • @0915junior
      @0915junior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lord of the cods the two trawlers.

    • @derinko
      @derinko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cod Wars: Now it's personal

    • @danc7934
      @danc7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cod wars: Revenge of the Brits

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7367

    *Iceland has left faction: NATO.*
    ...
    *Iceland has joined faction: Warsaw Pact.*

    • @user-ke4wr2hj1c
      @user-ke4wr2hj1c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      Transmission from the United States of America:iceland has left nato
      Transmission from the union of Soviet socialist Republics:iceland has joined the Warsaw pact

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      America: GODDAMN IT BRITIAN!@!!

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      Iceland has called The Soviet Union as our enemy in the Romanian-Brazilian war.

    • @misschauchatcultistbernie2740
      @misschauchatcultistbernie2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@yeatnumber1Dmuncher Bulgaria has called Switzerland as our enemy in the Bulgarian-Bulgarian war was the strangest I have ever seen and it was on a Feedback gaming video I believe

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@misschauchatcultistbernie2740 "The United States has declared war on the United States"

  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6550

    So that's why the price of my cod and chips has increased!

    • @lirachasmody
      @lirachasmody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      rambler why arent you playing hoi4

    • @anhalter1572
      @anhalter1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol

    • @rpbapale2732
      @rpbapale2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Oh hey their HOI4 Historian. Damn you and your references.

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      our lord is here

    • @rydyly1734
      @rydyly1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's a for sure sign that an Iceland superpower video is coming out. Hope your hairline can sustain such a pure video idea Alex!

  • @Outside85
    @Outside85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    basically this was the Monty Python sketch where the UK dances up to Iceland, slaps it with two herrings for a couple of times, then iceland pulls out a cod and smacks the UK into the water.

    • @fransbuijs808
      @fransbuijs808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And releases the 16 ton weight.

    • @Rudepenaltyoffside
      @Rudepenaltyoffside 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you so much lol I love that skit

  • @vectravi2008
    @vectravi2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    One of the Icelandic secret weapons at this time was a costal patrol vessel called Thor. Much smaller than any British warship it still packed a mighty punch. This was because the normally empty fore peak tank in the bow of the Thor had been deliberately filled with concrete. This made a very effective battering ram that scared many a British warship captain. The Thor could ram without suffering too much damage and incur major damage on its opponent and most importantly without firing a single shot. Clever what?

    • @Unknownmonkey13
      @Unknownmonkey13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I'm sorry to be that guy but do you have a source for that? Neither of the two icelandic vessels I've found named Þór has any mention of a concrete ram

    • @vectravi2008
      @vectravi2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Unknownmonkey13 hi Gallows, A few years after the cod wars I sailed with an engineer who had been on the Thor at the time. He told me about it. It resulted in her always being down by the head afterwards as it couldn't be removed.
      Don't know if there is any official sources, I've looked myself after seeing your reply but I couldn't find anything either.

    • @Unknownmonkey13
      @Unknownmonkey13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vectravi2008 Shame, seemed like an interesting read, thanks anyway

    • @heimirmagnusson1036
      @heimirmagnusson1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@vectravi2008 you might be referring to the Odin vessel which was known for ramming into British vessels during the cod wars, which was later replaced by the thor vessel, its currently in the icelandic maritime museum.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didn't know that the Icelandic Coast Guard was adept in unconventional warfare. LMFAO.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8078

    Iceland:
    (increases economic zone to 12 miles)
    (increases economic zone to 50 miles)
    (increases economic zone to 200 miles)
    (increases economic zone to the entire ocean)

    • @andgames9805
      @andgames9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      (increases economic zone to all the water of the universe)

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      Don't expose all the plans yet

    • @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger
      @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. to U.S.: "MAMA!!!!"

    • @theomegapyrope9715
      @theomegapyrope9715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      RULE ISLANDDIA
      ISLANDDIA RULE THE WAVES

    • @barkinghampalace5032
      @barkinghampalace5032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Better yet, increases it by a line up to the U.K. itself, just barely touching.

  • @notesla1568
    @notesla1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4825

    Iceland: (openly attacks British vessels)
    USA: *(Sniff) this is the most beautiful thing I've seen since 1776*

    • @sniperpc1971
      @sniperpc1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      Vietcong: Start massacring american soldiers
      UK: (sniff) This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen since 1812
      Edit: A lot of you are getting very angry! Remember kids, this is a joke! Don't take it too seriously!

    • @gavinr9356
      @gavinr9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@sniperpc1971 massacring american soldiers? the death toll of the u.s was 58,000 and vietnams was 1,165,000

    • @MS-qd1jj
      @MS-qd1jj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@gavinr9356 exactly and an undeveloped farming nation against a superpower leading a coalition of minor powers, for the vietcong, it was a win. Plus their enemies were outspending them hugely and still failed to reach strategic goals.

    • @gavinr9356
      @gavinr9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@MS-qd1jj the u.s strategic goals were extremely flawed because they didn’t want another Korea. Also if you go buy percentage of gdp spent. Then no the u.s didn’t outspend them. Also this has nothing to do with what I was even saying I was calling out the fact the comment was stupid and even if it was a joke it was a shit one considering it was false.Don’t bring up things that I wasn’t even talking about to win an argument.

    • @gavinr9356
      @gavinr9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@secretname4190 ok and? I understand that they should have had better strategic goals.but Also this has happend to the Soviets when they invaded Afghanistan and China couldn’t take Taiwan. So stop trying to act like only the u.s had these issues.there’s many times in history when other superpowers failed to win against minor countries.

  • @Infamouschef_
    @Infamouschef_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I love how passive aggressive so many wars have gotten after WW2. Instead of shooting each other, they are playing naval bumper cars.

  • @alabamaal225
    @alabamaal225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I remember a cartoon satirizing the "Cod War" showing British admirals gathered around a chart table with model ships being moved about by subordinates. One of the admirals was portrayed as saying, "We haven't had this much fun since Jutland."

    • @williammerkel1410
      @williammerkel1410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That can't be much fun since even though Jutland was a draw the RN took significantly higher losses and it could have turned out much worse for them, they were outgunned and outmaneuvered, only the size of their fleet prevented disaster.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@williammerkel1410 While it was a tactical defeat, it was a strategic victory.
      Because the German Navy never ventured out again following the Battle of Jutland.
      In the case of the British Navy, it was actually too big to fail.

    • @ericlee5515
      @ericlee5515 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AudieHolland German submarines still ventured out. It was still a major British victory as the status quo was maintained and the British could take the naval casualties, the Germans couldn't.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericlee5515 There never was a second naval battle. Submarines don't count.

    • @richardthomas5362
      @richardthomas5362 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@williammerkel1410 Actually, I think the Germans were outgunned. The Germans a little over 20 battleships, a mix of pre dreadnoughts (4 x 11in guns), battle cruisers (8 x 11in guns, I think, and, as it turned out, explosive), and dreadnoughts (the 12 x 11in and 12 x 12in gun ships had broadsides of 8 big guns while the most advanced dreadnoughts had 10 x 12in guns with a 10 gun broadside. The Royal Navy had around 10 dreadnoughts (10 x 12in guns, except the Agincourt which had 14 x 12in guns), 12 super dreadnoughts (10 x 13.5in guns each) and five super dreadnoughts (8 x 15in guns), as well as floating explosives (battle cruisers with 12 and 13.5in guns). I think the only reason the Germans gave better than they got is because the British AP rounds had defective detonators, or something, which meant a number of their hits failed to explode. If the Germans had stayed to fight to the end I believe the Germans would have been wiped out, but the British grand fleet would have been much smaller as a result.

  • @smilingearth5181
    @smilingearth5181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2756

    Going to war for fish and chips is perhaps the most British thing I've heard about since the Opium Wars.

    • @thewanderingdoomed4883
      @thewanderingdoomed4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao

    • @X_Potato
      @X_Potato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      British tanks have tea making facilities.

    • @smilingearth5181
      @smilingearth5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@X_Potato that is VIOLENTLY British.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah, the British, with their cute second-biggest-empire ever that fails to beat the biggest, Spain's, for during the Iberian Union, the Spanish Emperor ruled all oceans with no rival, but the British ALWAYS had to share EVERY ocean with the French and others. Brits sing that Britannia rules the waves, so the UK of GB admits that seas count, seas with more resources than British wastelands, mind you. Only hypocrites count the less-resource-rich areas. Who owns most of the earth? Spain wins. Who has more wastelands and poor people? Britain wins.

    • @smilingearth5181
      @smilingearth5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@scintillam_dei...the fuck are you going on about?

  • @abbaa711
    @abbaa711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2462

    “The Cod Wars were finally over.”
    Until Cod Wars: Episode VIi: The Fish Awaken

    • @thebronzedragon1
      @thebronzedragon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Cod War VIII: The last Haddock
      Cod War IX: Rise of High Water
      Other instalments are
      Cod War: Ram One
      Cod War: Water polo

    • @wannabedal-adx458
      @wannabedal-adx458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@thebronzedragon1 Well definitely call Cod War V: The Empire Strikes Back!!! Because why change a good thing!! :D

    • @Take-aim-and-reload...
      @Take-aim-and-reload... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *_Cod War: Infinite Warfare Remastered_*

    • @howardthealien2606
      @howardthealien2606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elvin Ostrup Begun,the memes have

    • @B121AN1
      @B121AN1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Episode IV: A New Cod
      Episode V: Britain Strikes Back
      Episode VI: Return of the Fleet

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad1509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I remember this - much hilarity in UK btw. One problem was that Royal Navy destroyers at the time had only light modern armour, whereas the Icelander ships had icebreaker hulls. 'Accidental' collisions tended to have only one result.

  • @tykjpelk
    @tykjpelk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Iceland had an advanced weapon to fight the British trawlers: A sharpened anchor that the coast guard would drag as they crossed behind the trawlers, cutting the trawl wires.

  • @alhurpoiuytrewq9377
    @alhurpoiuytrewq9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    Russians: I fight for my motherland
    Germans:I fight for my people
    British: I fight for my king
    Iceland: I fight for my freaking COD!!

    • @joemanton2340
      @joemanton2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      for Britain its queen

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In germany it was i fight for god and Kaiser

    • @apreciadordobrasil4932
      @apreciadordobrasil4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Russians:Za Rodinu!(For the Motherland!
      Germans:Für das Vaterland!(For the Fatherland!)
      British:God save the King/Queen!
      Icelanders: *Hendur af þorskinum mínum!*

    • @alhurpoiuytrewq9377
      @alhurpoiuytrewq9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what is the Translation for the Icelandic one

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alhurpoiuytrewq9377 probably i fight for my cod but thats just a guess

  • @kjartannn
    @kjartannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1414

    in Iceland we are tought this in 5th grade and legit 99% of all the classes my 5th grade teacher tought found this more interesting than ww2

    • @mentos93
      @mentos93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I never heard anything about iceland in ww2, will look into it sounds intresting.

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Í hvaða skóla varst þú í

    • @kjartannn
      @kjartannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@aj-gt4vj laugarnesskólam kennarinn var sköllóttur og smá off topic

    • @benjamingumundsson4397
      @benjamingumundsson4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yyyy U gay it was occupied by the british and then turned over to the americans

    • @rubennavarro611
      @rubennavarro611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kjartannn wow islandic is more similar to swedish that what i imagin, i kind of understand u

  • @MatsLM
    @MatsLM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    If you’re interested, the casualty on the Icelandic side was during the Second Cod War. It was an engineer onboard the Icelandic Patrol Vessel ICGV Ægir. The man in question is Halldór Hallfreðsson, who was killed by electrocution when flooding came to his section of the boat when the British HMS Scylla rammed it.

    • @aapowarjovaara1865
      @aapowarjovaara1865 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Greatest hero in the Icelandic history

    • @evo5dave
      @evo5dave ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about the cod???

    • @Frisbieinstein
      @Frisbieinstein ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Annual cod ceremonies honor Hallfreðsson.

    • @Enyap_
      @Enyap_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There was also German guy who was severely injured when he was somehow hit by a line with a hook trailing from an Icelandic boat intended to slice off the fishing nets of the boat he was on.

  • @conorstapleton3183
    @conorstapleton3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Britain: *sending Warships to the Channel Islands, because of fishing rights*
    Cod War Veteran: *has flashbacks*

  • @AmusedWalrus
    @AmusedWalrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    "This was embarrassing for the UK" This enraged his father who punished him severely

    • @opfor287
      @opfor287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You are not a clown you are the entire circus

    • @dalikunsmith7938
      @dalikunsmith7938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ted Garrison The most ambitious crossover

    • @RicardoD957
      @RicardoD957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Oh an oversimplified joke? There's a tax for that.

    • @trashman7906
      @trashman7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      More like his son (the Unites States) threatened to put him in a nursing home.

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johan Jacobs r/woooosh

  • @AmusedWalrus
    @AmusedWalrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    "The UK didn't wish to jeopardize the alliance, or more specifically annoy the Americans" How times have changed since 1812

    • @cursedex3755
      @cursedex3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Britain basically lost all of it's super power due to WW1, 2 and decolonisation and so we're no where near a super power anymore as America and the USSR took over as the worlds super powers

    • @benign2859
      @benign2859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cursedex3755 Nice airhead you have.

    • @cursedex3755
      @cursedex3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@benign2859 Its the unfortunate truth and way of history, all empires eventually fall and so did ours there was nothing which could have prevented it

    • @MonTheWell1886
      @MonTheWell1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@cursedex3755
      WW1 didn't really hurt Britain that much. They gained German colonies and the UK and France became the strongest powers in Europe until WW2.

    • @la34632
      @la34632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Not that surprising considering the importance of Iceland in the alliance, without the GIUK Gap there would have been Soviet submarines in the Atlantic.

  • @LaYziELoC7
    @LaYziELoC7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Call of Duty: The Cod Wars

    • @karlfranz310
      @karlfranz310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I want it

    • @pedroapinto06
      @pedroapinto06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      So...... Basically it's CoD cod wars

    • @karlfranz310
      @karlfranz310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pedroapinto06 yes

    • @pinksheep406
      @pinksheep406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just thinking about that!

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      COD: Modern Cod War 2

  • @SamBrickell
    @SamBrickell ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The US is just like: "Are you SERIOUSLY endangering NATO just because you want to eat cheaper fish!?"

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    The big thing to note as to why Iceland was so important to NATO was because it was vital to the maintenance of the SOSUS listening posts that deterred Russian submarines from crossing the Greenland-Iceland-United Kingdom gap into the North Atlantic. And since "keeping them Ruskies out of our waters" was more important to America than anything else, you can understand why America came down so heavily in favor of Iceland during each of these conflicts.

    • @ramjb
      @ramjb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Not just SOSUS. The GIUK gap was patrolled from airbases in Iceland and was a key strategic point in controlling possible forays of the Soviet Naval Aviation bomber forces into the North Atlantic proper. Iceland was home to both ASW forces (in the shape of P3 Orions), but also an advanced Early Warning and fighter base, with F-15s and E3s deployed. With Iceland out of the picture not only the USSR's submarine force became much more threatening due to the collapse of SOSUS (the net was hardwired from Iceland, it could be shut down from there), their naval air assets could strike convoys at will with little or no forewarning from the Early Warning assets based on Iceland that were tasked with patrolling the northern approaches, and unchallenged by interception from F-15s coming from there aswell.
      Tom Clancy described that when he was writting "Red Storm Rising" (a novel about WWIII erupting in the early 80s) that he wargamed the scenario several times with friends of his and that the NATO air assets based on Iceland pretty much made an impossible task for the soviets to really threaten the naval communication lines between the US and Europe. Submarines had a hard time crossing the GIUK gap, but more importantly the AEW-Eagle combo based on Iceland made it virtually impossible for air attacks on convoys to happen. So, he had to write in the novel a whole arch covering the surprise invasion and neutering of Iceland as a base for NATO in order to make his narrative credible.

    • @jamesscarano7843
      @jamesscarano7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@ramjb That time when the Russian captain faked a perfect American accent and the NATO forces let them go by . . . awesome book . . .

    • @ThatIcelandicDude
      @ThatIcelandicDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Then there is the fact that this is during a time when the US was actively asserting itself as "the" nato power. In the suez crisis America dropped the hammer on Britain hard, becouse Britain had not sought US approval before and America wanted to make it clear that nothing would be done in nato without consulting them first. In Iceland Britain was directly interfering in what they considered thei sphere of influence and they were going to let that slip by.

    • @boanamergulhao9423
      @boanamergulhao9423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      so sus

    • @hamzaalikhan9932
      @hamzaalikhan9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      russia is being SO SUS...

  • @TheZags18
    @TheZags18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    The cold war turned into the cod war cuz Britain took the L

  • @justnoah2073
    @justnoah2073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:02 I love the "People's" slapped onto the Republic of China. It's a really nice detail because in 1971 is when the PROC was given the seat on the security council instead of the ROC.

  • @IowanLawman
    @IowanLawman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love the fact that the lack of fish for Fish & Chips started a national emergency

  • @concept5631
    @concept5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    *Iceland has left: NATO*
    *Iceland has join: Warsaw Pact*
    USA: *_BRRIIITTAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!_*

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Yyyy U gay Stolen *_and_* remodeled.

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Yyyy U gay The better one

    • @Maekar19
      @Maekar19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SLINKMAANNNNN

    • @mrabdou3569
      @mrabdou3569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      (panic in american )

    • @thebronzedragon1
      @thebronzedragon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Katzian I call this 'Aggressive Negotiations'

  • @androzani
    @androzani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    Here’s a little lesson in fishery.

    • @bogdan1058
      @bogdan1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Glad to see that reference here

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      This went down in history.

    • @justinian-the-great
      @justinian-the-great 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@biliminsrlar5752 If you wanna be a fisher NUMBER ONE, you gotta catch the British on the run!

    • @datboi6005
      @datboi6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@justinian-the-great now listen to me, and fish around! Be careful not to make a sound!

    • @lahavmorris9919
      @lahavmorris9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *BOOM!*
      (Warning shot)

  • @midwintersnight
    @midwintersnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    It’s even funnier when you realise that Iceland doesn’t have a military XD

    • @christophershell7564
      @christophershell7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Iceland was just like: USA, communist is on the rise. Give me fishing rights and the amount of communal ocean decreases...

    • @brownbricks6017
      @brownbricks6017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They have a Coast Guard.

    • @FozzQuaker
      @FozzQuaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The nearest they have to a Military is the 200 strong Iceland Crisis Response Unit of which about 30 are active at any one time...Though I'm sure the ICRU's job is provide peacekeepers for UN duties...

    • @sliczedkaidzo2225
      @sliczedkaidzo2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They never defeated British army? They cried until they finally got what they wanted, British army could easily beat Iceland obviously and it’s been proven since we invaded them in 1940

    • @kolbrunbjorg6559
      @kolbrunbjorg6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sliczedkaidzo2225 any army could beat us because we don’t have an army😶😅

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's worth point out that while Iceland was deploying its navy to defend its fishing grounds, Canada was letting the Grand Banks be utterly destroyed by modern, mechanized fleets of trawlers from around the world.

  • @Canhistoryismylife
    @Canhistoryismylife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    I’m waiting for the movie about this called “The Codfather”

    • @julianaylor4351
      @julianaylor4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Apparently there are some fish and chip shops with that name.😋😂🐟🍟

    • @IncogNidos
      @IncogNidos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I too saw word "God father" somehow

    • @Some_Random_Asshole
      @Some_Random_Asshole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s a chippy near me called that

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now, head yourself out

    • @nb2008nc
      @nb2008nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instead of a dead horse head, throw a mutated cod head in someone's bed.

  • @asj8048
    @asj8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    🇬🇧:"hehe u r only fighting with ur coast guard"
    🇮🇸: Yes.

    • @Lakeland_IV
      @Lakeland_IV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      direct rule from Reykjavík

    • @eh1600
      @eh1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Chad Icelandic fisherman vs Virgin British sailor

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Lakeland_IV E V E R Y I C E L A N D I C A F I S H E R

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Denmark: gets involved in cod war 2 on the British side to protect the seas around the Faroe Islands!
    Iceland: doubles Its fishing zone in cod war 3, getting dangerously close to Greenland and the Faroe Islands.
    Denmark: does nothing

    • @scipio436
      @scipio436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The knew they had no chance against the might of the Icelandic Empire

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@scipio436
      Danish feelings about Iceland are... complicated.

    • @Owgla
      @Owgla ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@alanpennie the feeling is mutual

  • @rvfharrier
    @rvfharrier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    For those wondering why anyone would have even cared about Iceland leaving NATO, it's because of its geography. It's situated centrally in the GIUK (Greenland, Iceland, United Kingdom) gap, a chokepoint for Soviet submarines attempting to enter the Atlantic ocean. With Iceland as part of NATO, assets could be stationed there to make life very difficult for any such submarines trying to enter the Atlantic to potentially devastate convoys from the US in the event of a war, hence the threat of them pulling out of NATO having such sway.

  • @DampZombieNugget
    @DampZombieNugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    UK: Ok, how much more do you think of expanding your naval borders?
    Iceland: Yes

    • @williamtoner8674
      @williamtoner8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      so bored of this joke

    • @alihani1830
      @alihani1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@williamtoner8674 All these jokes get done to death!

  • @arandomperson6557
    @arandomperson6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Breaking News: Iceland expands fishing area to 5,000,000,000 miles

    • @Jedi_Spartan_38
      @Jedi_Spartan_38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If this stuff had happened 100 - 200 years before then Britain would have just taken over Iceland.

    • @Einargizz
      @Einargizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oh cool... That means we can fish just outside Pluto's orbit.

    • @Hellenic_Empire
      @Hellenic_Empire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Einargizz not now.... After Cod war 28278228th Iceland doubled its claims..

    • @NJFireDepartment
      @NJFireDepartment 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not without pissing off the Entire World

    • @arandomperson6557
      @arandomperson6557 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Einargizz I've heard they have some great fish there though, luckily.

  • @theelementalscientist6631
    @theelementalscientist6631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “You’re not allowed to fire at the Icelanders unless they fire first!”
    “Right.”
    *British government walks away*
    “You didn’t say anything about ramming them though 😈 “

    • @marcofava
      @marcofava 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Icelanders started the ramming first btw

  • @goobot1
    @goobot1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I lol’d at the fact that since the ships didn’t want to shoot and start an actual war they decided to just ram into each other instead.

    • @MrPicky
      @MrPicky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The British didn't dare to shoot because they'd technically been in a "real war" with a NATO country. When a NATO country is invaded then other NATO countries are supposed to help it.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie ปีที่แล้ว

      The ghosts of the Phoenicians smiled.

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    *Next year* : Iceland claims exclusive rights to waters within 4000 miles of their shores
    *Iceland wins*

  • @blitzkrieg2928
    @blitzkrieg2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Uk: my fish
    Iceland: I would like to talk with your manager
    UK and USA: Oh boy

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karen Karendottir?

  • @dextercochran4916
    @dextercochran4916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is basically every fight siblings have with each other. Both have good claims, but then the younger one escalates it until things get stupid and Mom and Dad tell the older sibling to back down.

  • @Blanco8x8
    @Blanco8x8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Britain: We need fish.
    Iceland: That sounds like a "you" problem.

  • @jonthorn1968
    @jonthorn1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Fact: My Icelandic great-grandfather was a veteran of two of these wars

    • @blueowlfilms
      @blueowlfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I cant when begin to imagine the brutality and trauma he faced from the war

    • @IngiR08
      @IngiR08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My grandma was a veteran too!

    • @IngiR08
      @IngiR08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And my great-grandfather was a WWII veteran. He died in an attack in Iceland by Nazi submarines.

    • @blueowlfilms
      @blueowlfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@IngiR08 may his soul rest in peace

    • @diegomayz8503
      @diegomayz8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blueowlfilms The casualties of those three war were extremely low XD

  • @paradoxequinox4104
    @paradoxequinox4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I love that animation of the U.S laying on the pressure. Just this powerful slowly leaning closer and closer until they finally were like "OK!Jeez."

    • @unclejoeoakland
      @unclejoeoakland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ever hear how LBJ would lay it on congressmen? He'd set them in a few low club chair and hover in real close, badgering them from inched away, get his face up under their noses and remind them how he could queer every last dime of pork they had coming.
      To his credit, it worked.

    • @wyveriusblackfire3834
      @wyveriusblackfire3834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Ferb, lean on him."

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I prefer the "more, and more, and more...." sequence.

  • @radicalrazel9156
    @radicalrazel9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Going to war over fish *and winning* is the most Icelandic thing I have ever heard

  • @easyeight8983
    @easyeight8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Imagine starting with 3 miles of fishing rights and over the course of 30 years moving it to 200 miles against one of the historically most powerful navies in the world.
    Nice.

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Britain losses to Iceland.
    USSR losses to -Finland- Afghanistan
    America losses to Vietnam.
    Australia losses to discount ostrich.
    Historical bruh moments.

    • @MrSimythe
      @MrSimythe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Australia looses to emus...

    • @scottwilliams7766
      @scottwilliams7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guy spells lose like “loose”...

    • @someguy3766
      @someguy3766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Vietnam and the Winter War were basically opposites. In the Winter War, the Soviets performed atrociously yet still won. In Vietnam, the Americans performed superbly yet still lost. Political will determined the outcome of both wars rather than actual military competence.

    • @assassinosproductions3201
      @assassinosproductions3201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Johan Jacobs It's ok, if that makes you feel better that you lost to some poorly fed farmers...

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment section has become a war zone.
      All of you are get wooshed.

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    You should rename it to “that time Iceland defeated Britain, three times”

    • @unitedkingdomofgreatbritai5498
      @unitedkingdomofgreatbritai5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I seen you in Hyper bat mapping comment sections

    • @Novella1
      @Novella1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I create similar videos on my channel but it's hard getting recognized. Could anyone check it out and tell me their thoughts? Thank you

    • @unitedkingdomofgreatbritai5498
      @unitedkingdomofgreatbritai5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Novella1 ok

    • @VenomousCompany
      @VenomousCompany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Novella1/videos I was actually surprised with the quality of your "Last Man To Die In World War I" video. Not as good at the big history channels but very certainly decent. I gave you a sub anyway and i'll see what you do in the future. I'm sure video quality will improve a lot as time goes on.

    • @mhx6437
      @mhx6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Novella1 Thank for not spamming linkd and asking properly. I will check it out.

  • @DrQuak
    @DrQuak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think you glossed over a small important fact of *why* the US was willing to embarrass the UK in this way for Iceland - Iceland's membership within NATO was of significant tactical importance in terms of containing / monitoring Russian vessels (especially submarines) leaving the North Sea. One of the big tactical focuses of NATO was containing the Russian navy, which had significant constraints due to geography. The only Russian Naval access to the Atlantic were either to take their Black Sea fleet through the Bosporus (controlled by Turkey) or Gibraltar (controlled by UK) straits, both of which were key NATO members; or to take their Baltic Sea fleet through the English Channel (obviously controlled by the UK) or the two waterways either side of Iceland (the GIUK gap). Policing the GIUK gap was, basically, the primary role of the British Royal Navy within NATO, and could only be done effectively with a good UK-Iceland relationship. If the Soviet Navy could traverse the GIUK gap with ease then, should the cold war turn hot, the Soviets could disrupt NATO naval as the Germans tried to do in WW1 / WW2.

  • @hunter_noah
    @hunter_noah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You can't shoot them until they shoot first"
    "Understood"
    ...
    *Enganges ramming speed*

  • @chadvid2000
    @chadvid2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    When the Waters starts to speak Icelandic
    Royal Navy: “Oh Neptune”

    • @EkEMaN91
      @EkEMaN91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You joke, but that kind of did happen. The Icelandic fishermen did not take kindly to some kinky boot tea drinkers and so they would terrorize them through ramming and any other means they thought of. To stop this the British Navy patrolled and would clash with them instead, but the Icelanders were wily and would slip through their patrols. To combat that, British ships were to call out the locations of spotted Icelandic ships. That worked well for a few days until the Icelandic fishing men started recording the messages and playing them when they'd long since become untrue. When the British realized this, they'd report the message as false and the Icelanders recorded that too, for when they next spotted them.

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, that only for decade. Than they went back to speaking British.

  • @martinfawkes595
    @martinfawkes595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    And when Iceland weren’t done embarrassing us at war, they embarrassed us at football.

    • @Temp-hg3kq
      @Temp-hg3kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Martin Fawkes 🤝

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Adding salt to the wound
      Adding insult to injury
      Insert analogy here

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We suck at soccer anyway. Might as well concentrate on improving our rugby and cricket.

    • @KofteG61
      @KofteG61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Iceland is something else. They also humiliated the Netherlands and Turkey.

    • @jerres9585
      @jerres9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lennydale92 Dude you have the premier league, the best league in the world in my opinion. But yeah you're national team is pretty much cursed 😂 they always have a great generation of players and it's never enough 😅

  • @Jonathan-nn3rg
    @Jonathan-nn3rg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I just have to say (for all your videos in general), I love them! Even though your animated people don't talk or have facial expressions, the way you move them and the thing with their eyes are just so funny! That's probably the biggest reason I watch these (and to learn). These are the best historical shows on TH-cam!!! 😁👍

  • @FD-vj6hd
    @FD-vj6hd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I did not expect Iceland to be the aggressor and the UK to be in the right at the start of this video, safe to say it’s not often that was round in history

    • @catiminiclergus537
      @catiminiclergus537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      « In the right » lol? They were fishing far from 3 miles away from their coast, and only for confort. Iceland did to fkn survive

    • @catiminiclergus537
      @catiminiclergus537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It s like there is a fruit hanging in the middle of the road, a homeless person is used to taking it as it’ sens the only free food in a mile, but a billionaire pass by and take it because he like the taste

    • @b8nnytez
      @b8nnytez ปีที่แล้ว

      How very dare you!
      🇬🇧
      🐟
      🤔

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "We claim all fish and chips between Reykjavik and Sri Lanka"

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Rekjavic" does not exist and Sri Lanka was still called Ceylon

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Apokalypse456 Shut up

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Apokalypse456 Learned something, though

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cheydinal5401 tbh I expected that cheap ass "you must be fun at parties" meme :p
      good old fashioned shut up was refreshing.
      And I am glad you learned something^^

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Apokalypse456 what do you mean reykjavík does not exsit? Where did that plane take me...

  • @a2falcone
    @a2falcone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The 1952 Declaration of Santiago from Chile, Peru and Ecuador, and the Third Cod War, were key precedents for the international recognition of 200 nmi exclusive economic zones. So it was actually a pretty important "war".

    • @MrPicky
      @MrPicky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Correct, Iceland did a lot of countries a big favour by starting this.

  • @TheJan1101
    @TheJan1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Iceland won three wars in a row against the UK"
    Germany: Could you please teach me?

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie ปีที่แล้ว

      I was there when an Icelander said exactly this to a German.
      The Icelandic equivalent of "Two World Wars and One World Cup".

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It is the year 2023, Iceland now owns all bodies of water.
    The world is dying of thirst
    Hope is fading fast.

    • @OOM--bl1wz
      @OOM--bl1wz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the chosen one, Greenland has been chosen by the prophecy to save the world

  • @samwilkinson2534
    @samwilkinson2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Who will win?
    Iceland: the country with NO army and a little coast guard.
    UK: One of the largest and high tech navy's in the world.

    • @adamingigulaugsson3323
      @adamingigulaugsson3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The icy bois

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Iceland

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Calling mom won.

    • @indefiniteabyss1257
      @indefiniteabyss1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Calling mommy usa won

    • @sigurhel
      @sigurhel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You might want to note that the Coastguard ships were converted trawlers with a second hand gun welded to the deck. They only fired blanks at the RN, while cutting off the trawls from the British trawlers.

  • @cespu_iv4519
    @cespu_iv4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    That's why in HOI4 britain always attack Iceland

    • @jeebeeb5813
      @jeebeeb5813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @my mom You say occupation, I say some dudes on vacation during WW2.

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and lost in hoi4

    • @scottishboi6035
      @scottishboi6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @AaronF2112
      @AaronF2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOI!

    • @1212rocketlauncher
      @1212rocketlauncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeebeeb5813 Ironically enough a few British soldiers died here in Iceland during WW2, they froze to death in the Westfjords.

  • @arturleperoke3205
    @arturleperoke3205 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    „You know the drill: Britain wanted more fish, Iceland said no. The royal Navy got involved. Ramming“
    Hahaha sounds like a school presentation

  • @FozzQuaker
    @FozzQuaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Icelandic Coast Guard had some balls to go up against the Royal Navy, despite being outmatched, outgunned and outnumbered

  • @bigmanjorge
    @bigmanjorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Captain Birdseye is wanted by NATO for multiple massacres during the Cod War

    • @julianaylor4351
      @julianaylor4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He likes the simple things like stealing fish from other people's waters.😋😂

    • @spooks7108
      @spooks7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @goulven05
      @goulven05 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfunny joke but ok

    • @bigmanjorge
      @bigmanjorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goulven05 So you feel the need to trundle in a year later with your world class intellectual output. If only we could all be as witty as you, lardy-fucking-da

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Robbie Rotten goes crazy when it comes to his people's fish

    • @asj8048
      @asj8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      R.I.P

    • @blacktallsmart1914
      @blacktallsmart1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He was number one

    • @chemi169
      @chemi169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He still protects the waters of Iceland in spirit

    • @Fatihturk0071
      @Fatihturk0071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated

    • @EsamforMEMES
      @EsamforMEMES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

  • @joseSanchez-ej2oh
    @joseSanchez-ej2oh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:09
    I love how he can make international relations hilarious with such stiff movement by giving the appropriate context

  • @Lightspectre1
    @Lightspectre1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:08 Cracked me up! US is like "Britain, I love ya... but... without Iceland Soviet subs could place SLBMs off the Eastern Seaboard and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU RISK NUCLEAR ARMAGGEDON OVER SOME FUCKING FISH MY LAST ACT ON THIS PLANET WILL BE TO END YOU."

  • @Snoflakes_1
    @Snoflakes_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    “That time a small country defeated the UK at sea three times in a row”
    *distant Dutch belly laughter*

    • @harryhoran3403
      @harryhoran3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh fuck off you piss taker

    • @hoseadavit3422
      @hoseadavit3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@harryhoran3403
      Well it's true not to mention a list of war that Britain had lost

    • @harryhoran3403
      @harryhoran3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hoseadavit3422 list them :)

    • @beooftheeuphrates
      @beooftheeuphrates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@harryhoran3403 the war you're currently losing to the grand caliphate of europa

    • @hubjump
      @hubjump 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Consider the fact we were not united properly back then. It was still a bunch of noblemen and the king just did what ever paying up peasants to war france with. Hell they weren't even to be called English.

  • @viktoriouz1
    @viktoriouz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Fun fact, a key strategy Iceland used in the second cod war to upset the UK was to have giant scissors on designated boats that would go out and cut the fishing net of British ships. This resulted in ships having to go back to the UK to get new net which was very time consuming and expensive. And ofc Iceland never paid a dime in damages.

    • @heycunt7186
      @heycunt7186 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRUH talk about clever

    • @Zeroneii3
      @Zeroneii3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@heycunt7186 are you perhaps looking for the word ingenuity?

  • @MrTired666
    @MrTired666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely love this as I knew absolutely zero about this fascinating series of fall outs! Thanks

  • @animo9050
    @animo9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    humans: invent guns
    britain and iceland: *ha ha ramming go brrr*

  • @armandovaiandando6472
    @armandovaiandando6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    0:05 I always thought that the Emu war was the most important.

    • @darthvenator2487
      @darthvenator2487 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about when we Brazilian kicked france in the epic lobster war.

  • @AmusedWalrus
    @AmusedWalrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    "The Cod wars were finally over" Fake news, Call of Duty Modern Warfare just came out

    • @rachelk.anderson9956
      @rachelk.anderson9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There is a call of duty reference

    • @zy2359
      @zy2359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was wondering where the call of duty comment was

    • @nickmcgargill6216
      @nickmcgargill6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The internet is strong with this one.

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Call of duty 2020 idea, CoD: Cod

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iceland: Ah shit here we go again

  • @UNLebanon
    @UNLebanon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I remember learning about this in college. Not in a history class, mind you. I learned about it in a science class called "marine conservation." It is a lovely example of how the 'tragedy of the commons' is not only bad for ecosystems, but for international politics as well.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Despite this not being a commons

    • @UNLebanon
      @UNLebanon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anna-flora999 The North Atlantic was treated as "common ground" for cod fishing. Hence the name of the phenomenon known as the "Tragedy of the Commons."

  • @heuristicschool8680
    @heuristicschool8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Imagine dying in the cod wars

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Britain: we want more fish
    Iceland: WE NOW OWN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN

    • @luvee659
      @luvee659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Icelandic Ocean*

    • @alexbalan_5623
      @alexbalan_5623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luvee659 r/whoosh

  • @matheuroux5134
    @matheuroux5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    The funniest thing that has been happening since WW2 is Britain still thinking it is a super power, acting accordingly, then backing out immediately as to not make the Americans angry. (RE: Decolonisation, Suez Crisis, Cod Wars)

    • @thedwightguy
      @thedwightguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @yeoldebiggetee The British were in Vietnam with control just after WW2. Had an amazing opportunity to do it right, then bailed.

    • @markgrehan3726
      @markgrehan3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thedwightguy The French might have been upset if we stayed

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of 9 nations with nuclear capabilities, France and uk being the only ones in Europe outside of Russia, 1 of only 6 with nuclear ballistic missile submarines which actually means a lot strategically. Tied together with the EU even after we leave so we’re not exactly a country that can only produce empty threats with no power. We can’t hold our own with China and usa obviously but a situation like that would never happen

    • @thatplaneguy944
      @thatplaneguy944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Aaron19987 if this is a serious attempt to hype the British military, I laugh, you're only talking point is your nukes, get a real military like us Americans... then talk

    • @klol3369
      @klol3369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thatplaneguy944 hey u don’t gotta be an asshole dude, easily could’ve just got ur point across without being condescending

  • @GIOGIOJOJOOO
    @GIOGIOJOJOOO ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy has to be my (one of my) favorite TH-camrs EVER.

  • @samjohn5042
    @samjohn5042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "The cod must flow."

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The cod must flow to iceland

    • @lahavmorris9919
      @lahavmorris9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see a sifi reference here

    • @gupyb4165
      @gupyb4165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For Cod Hulud.

  • @joeydowling8796
    @joeydowling8796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The year is 2098. Cod war LVII has ended with an Icelandic victory. Iceland now has exclusive fishing rights over the entire Atlantic Ocean.

  • @boratb258
    @boratb258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smart thing about making channels like this is that all of the content is still relevant and entertaining in 20 years.

  • @Marjenk77
    @Marjenk77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has to be one of the funniest history lessons this channel has given!

  • @tankman1429
    @tankman1429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When after 3 “wars” you increase your fishing rights from 3 miles from shore to 200 miles from shore

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      STONKS

  • @bluef1sh926
    @bluef1sh926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Everybody: robs Iceland of its literally the only way of income and does this right next to its shore
    Iceland: doesn't allow this
    Everybody 😮

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s not it’s shore and it’s not it’s only income.

    • @bluef1sh926
      @bluef1sh926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @ r/whooosh but also for your term-nazi fetish: it's one of its most important ways of income, and if there is no border between its inland and its shore then the shore belongs to the same party as the inland, you fucking idiot...

    • @niono1587
      @niono1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ulga inga bunga

    • @SamBrickell
      @SamBrickell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ You forgot the double-quotes around the incorrect "it's"s.

  • @arnigeir1597
    @arnigeir1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    00:49 that frame in the background looks just like something on the wall of an Icelandic office, they are all covered with landscape paintings, always with mountains and ocean.

  • @LashanR
    @LashanR 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The increase to 200 miles is such a troll move and it actually won out

  • @LegendNinja41
    @LegendNinja41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Iceland is a really remarkable country, they made huge steps for the situation they were in (small population, influence etc.)
    In 1990 their GDP was $6 billion, not even 30 years later it's $26 Billion, which is half that of Serbia who has 20x more people.
    They also had the lowest per capita income in the early 20th century in all of West Europe, impressive transition.

    • @megaangelic
      @megaangelic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If they've have done nothing at all and continued as they were, their 6bn GDP would be worth 13bn today.

    • @gupyb4165
      @gupyb4165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's democracy for you.

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda has to do with the fact that Europe and America are kind of going to hell whereas Iceland is isolated from it all. For now.

    • @LegendNinja41
      @LegendNinja41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bruhbruh-us6gl *bruh moment*

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LegendNinja41 bruh bruh moment

  • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
    @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    My father took part in the cod wars. He says we were totally crazy in our ships with the ramming and using a special custom made clippers to cut the nets of the UK ships. I'm very proud of him.

  • @OkOk-fj5qb
    @OkOk-fj5qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The Brittish when they realise Iceland is a shop in the U.K : *We’ve got a city to burn*

  • @Matt_JJz
    @Matt_JJz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Thou shall not dare touch thy Iceland fish"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @lrike2250
    @lrike2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fun story:France and Brazil got into a similar war in the 60’s called the lobster war and the biggest point of the war was to see two major powers arguing wether lobster were swimming or walking throw the Brazilian territorial waters and what does that meant on international law to

    • @lrike2250
      @lrike2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The best quote from this war was also made in the end of the decade, after Brazil suffered a coup and our new president solved the conflict with Charles DeGaulle,the legend says that DeGaulle asked him “what is the Classical Latin American dictator mr Castelo Branco?”
      “A Latin American dictator mr DeGaulle is a man who easily gets into power but hardly leaves it,my term is ending this year when I will retire from the presidency,what about you?”

  • @ahmedelrasheed4432
    @ahmedelrasheed4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I swear Iceland is that one kid who always tells the teacher if you did something.

    • @dsn274
      @dsn274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, why would they want to protect their own commerce and sovereignty?

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock ปีที่แล้ว

      I swear Britain is that one kid who always wants to steal other peoples stuff.

  • @epicgamerzfail4575
    @epicgamerzfail4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "The cod wars"
    Ah, so a new call of duty is coming I see.

  • @mirzaramishbaig8980
    @mirzaramishbaig8980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Iceland:"beats the UK three times in a row"
    Me:😲