WHY These Sharks Could NEVER EXIST Under Paris
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มิ.ย. 2024
- In the floating garbage patch, an exposure event would take place causing a mako Shark to take on extremely significant adaptations. As it shifted from salt water to freshwater, it would end up in the Paris Catacombs and snaking on the French people. The question remains though, could this be possible? let's discuss that in todays episode!
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You know who probably COULD survive under paris? The angler fish.
Who said that they aren't there already, waiting to strike?
Hahahaha!!!!
Better be careful. You’re gonna get blocked from the channel.
Breaking news a fully functioning society of angler fish were discovered in the Paris catacombs!
Roanoke: “They called me a madman”
@@JohnShepherd117 Loyal viewers: The brides of Christ are locked and loaded
Couldn't they just have used a bullshark, since they can move between both types of water, it would've made more sense, than a Mako
A quick oogling on Google shows some shark species do have the ability for parthenogenesis, but the MAKO isn't one of them.
But they wanted the mako look for the movie
The second they say giant mutated Mako, I think they just wanted to reuse Deep Blue Sea assets instead of making their own
This movie definitely took some Q's from deep blue sea which uses Mako's. Plus Mako's are the coolest
@@kyze8284 CGI is expensive if you make your own and don't buy stock 😂
They're the same kind of hippies that would protest against destroying zombies.
The humans in this movie were responsible for more death and destruction than the sharks.
it annoys the hell out of me cuz people like that exist. it's just so stupid.
I am 100% convinced that if zombies would exist there really would be pro zombie groups fighting to protect ''their rights''
@@LB-hr9vuBasically all the hippies and lefty bleeding hearts people.
Yep
Meeka: I’m petting a shark!
Baby shark: calibrating nom-nom sensors
Sharks are great to let because they are so smooth
Have you ever petted one?
Yes they can exist and they already exist, normally they are called lawyers.
Thought they were eels or snakes
@@KillerChrono666 A good lawyer can either save your life or destroy it and everything depends on how much money they desire, similarly sharks do it with food.
As a lawyer, I can confirm.
What about “politicians?”
@@Sniperboy5551 politicians are like sea lices, they ruin everything they touch and make your life miserable.
Between a politician and the angler fish, I'll take the angler fish
I mean, there’s a good chance you’d get a tiny one
I mean at least the angler will be honest with us.
Can someone guide me to the source of these angular fish comments? I don’t regularly watch Roanoke, but I can tell these comments are based off of channel lore😂
Shark climbed out of the water and axe murdered those poor homeless dudes. Then it ate the axe, ate the dudes, got back in the water, and escaped. What a criminal mastermind.
Ronoake: “SHARKS CANT EXIST UNDER PARIS!!!”
Sharks under Paris: Duunnn dunn, DUNNN DUNN
The tiny baby sharks = Multiple living sardines flopping around 😂
I'm blaming the special effect department for this 🥸
The prop guy: "Baby shark doot dootdoot doot.."
I blame them for making the most ridiculous movie of all time. I love it!
those were koi...
@@gtrdeath28064212 They weren't coy about it.
Can't wait for Roanoke to see my Xenomorph Anglerfish
We need to put you on a restraining order
On the one hand, one less anglerfish. On the other hand, WHY.
You created a literal monster.
You sir are the worst kind of mad scientist.
I bet he looks like a cutie patootie
The dude playing the cop is a french comedian that used to play a over the top drug dealer called Cokeman and it feels very funny to see him being a cop with the memory of him sniffing 80% plaster coke mix
Something about that micro plastics study was that they determined that they probably had major cross contaminated the samples from the start. There was another study done that did show that some people have micro plastics in their bodies in multiple places and such but they found that it was highly varied and that a major factor involved with this was if they had any kind of surgical procedure and if they had gotten any stitches internally.
“Fall backwards out of the boat because if you fall forwards you just land back in the boat” 😂😂😂 I just finished watching another video of his with this exact wording I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂
Or keeps equipment in check
My dad told me that joke when I was about 14. It's old, but still hilarious to me.
@@DrgnLdyLizzie2001 whats the joke?
@@lukashavalda9115That you expect him to say a fun fact but he just says the “No shit, Sherlock!” stuff.
@@LachlanMacDonald44 ah ok i get it
I’m so glad you’re talking about this movie, me and my friends just watched it the other night and had to pause it every like 15 minutes to discuss how stupid it was
But ya still watched it. Zing!
This was the top 10 dumbest movies I’ve ever watched
Did you guys enjoyed the movie? I think It was stupid, but i enjoyed, It was funny
@@PedroLucano-on9gn Same here. I knew it was a stupid shark movie but that's exactly what I was in the mood for and I really did like the kills in this movie
Yess! Same! It had the potential...but so much of it was so damn stupid. Im still asking myself how there was no one in the production who was like "wait guys...does this make sense? Should we maybe research this first? Or just take 10 seconds to google this shi*" 😭😭
The really ugly fish is probably a silure, it's a kind of big catfish that can be dangerous for some species but are usually just very ugly and can eat dogs. French people typically know them and know they're the biggest fishes in France, so seing one being eaten is an obvious sign of something being very wrong, as they're on top of the food chain
I was just laughing at those people running like if they didn't get outta there, the sharks were gonna sprout legs and come after them lol 🤦
I mean, if you are in shock, then you will behave irrationally
Especially since the tunnel out involved walking through water. I would have stayed put. Well, I wouldn’t have been there to begin with.
Fun fact: mako sharks are able to manipulate their dermal placoid scales, so that they are able to move through the water more efficiently
NEEERD!
@@justinhammer3196 nah uh! I’m a microbiologist, so I’m a super nerd 🤣
@@thalia5382 Micronerd!
@@thalia5382 to im? whats im?
Are they extreme enough to be visual? Cause I know there is a squids that literally changes it's shaped to more pointed to glide through, and I believe there is a fish that doesn't something similar, it like empties a float bladder rapidly which causes it stomach area to pull in so it can go super speed
The Angler-fish was trying to get you that day on the beach when you were a kid. Established Lore-uh-Noke.
I saw a bull shark in the James River, off the dock at Crabby Mike's, 54 miles upriver from the Chesapeake. Some German children were feeding it.
Bullets do not penetrate water well at all. Smaller, slower rounds tend to max out at absolute maximum of 12' in depth. .50 BMG basically shatters on impact with water. That bugged me to watch.
“It’s our era of Roman lead aqueducts”, except ours is the gift that keeps on giving. For a millennia.
Way longer
So do roman aqueducts though
@@dillongage To be fair to the Romans, they didn't use rebar which rusts and decays overtime causing waterways to be contaminated.
Well, depends on how well that plastic eating fungus turns out
And lead gets a layer of patina that prevents it from leaching into water
So got a theory about the homeless folk. That one guy did get snagged, probably saw something in the water and got close to the water to investigate.
The others ran away cause their bud just got got. Didn't report it cause they didn't want to sound crazy saying "a shark ate our friend"
They were being displaced. Homeless camps aren’t actually permitted, and in the movie they mention that they were cleaning up the Seine for a swimming event, which means removing the homeless so the press doesn’t see them. I would say he dropped the book he was gifted and tried to retrieve it
thus making them one of the smartest people in this movie
@@paigedunne7905 So like irl France? wicked
My head Canon is that they either didn't film the scene because they didn't want to "spoil" the shark. Either that or they legitimately thought it would be a good twist
Headcannon:The dog barked causing the guy to check what the dog was barking at.
I can’t believe that Roanoke almost got eaten whole by an anglerfish as a child
The background music is very soothing.
Also, I was not expecting the cliff hanger ending.
I'm starting a Kickstarter for a small independent film called "Alien Anglerfish" or "PredAnglerfish" where a force multiplier-toting, fast-talking biologist fights what scares him the most:
lowered viewership 😂😂😂
Name the protagonist Amy too!
You should do that then send it to Roanoke so that he can review it.
Imagine if Humanity's first contact with aliens is a race of sentient, hyper-intelligent anglerfish and Roanoke is our ambassador.
Send link
An Alienglerfish if you will
If there’s water nearby, man will pee in it. The homeless men were standing at the edge of the water, relieving themselves when a shark jumped out of the water, sharknado style, and grabbed one of them. The other man, being drunk, fell in when hit by the shark’s fin. Any other homeless men would have ran down to the water’s edge to see what the commotion was about thus putting themselves in range to be the appetizer.
I’m so glad Roanoke got to dust off that diving joke
The joke about falling back into the water instead of forward always makes me chuckle
"YOU get to be shark bait hoo ha ha, and YOU get to be shark bait hoo ha ha, and YOOOU get to be shark bait hoo ha ha!"
🤣
To the guy that has an issue with the metric vs. imperial jokes, Roanoak has previously made note of the fact there are two types of country those that use the metric system and those that used the metric system to go to the moon. He is very aware of the hipocracy.
Not to mention that in most scientific studies, microbiology included, most stuff is measured in the metric system.
@@marygoround1292 yep Roanoak is well versed in the metric system and he makes the joke to fuck with people who don't know that the metric system is the scientific standard. 😂😂
@@Spartacus-4297 I love it so much!
@marygoround1292 same here it's hilarious.
The big shark is seemingly more intelligent. Strange how this just seems like Deep Blue Sea in France.
Still blows my mind sharks are older than trees
They're only older by like 6 days it's not that impressive 😂
@@TerraEmperor1Lmao what
@@TerraEmperor1 ? Millions of years more like
how did these mfs survive multiple mass extinctions?
@@xcidgafthey live under water
Omg! A Roanoke video about a ridiculous shark move?! It’s the best birthday present ever!!!
Happy birthday!
@@RoanokeGamingthanks papa Roakoke! 🎉
Happy Birthday! ✨🎈🎉🎊
@@RoanokeGamingroanoke , how about that video on poseidon rex , you might want to study on tyrannosaurus rex Wikipedia , for the speculative evolution scenario in your videos , oh and a new tyrannosaurus species named tyrannosaurus mcraensis was recently discovered in southeastern New Mexico , what a coincidence that southeastern New Mexico is more closer to belize (the area that poseidon rex takes place in)
Now all we need is Sharknado on my birthday and the cosmic axis will align
The only things under Paris are broken hearts, dirt, and lots and LOTS of old bones...
There really needs to be more supernatural movies taking place in the catacombs, didn’t someone make like a statue that’s made to look like a person phasing through the wall down there too? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?
i just came from a video that talked about the reproductive cycle of angler fish and now I fully understand the level of disgust now
Yeah. They're pretty horrifying creatures all around.
The angler fish shall rise again
No. They would popp. Becuse decompression.
Fun fact: theres alligators in paris
i thought it was Ni....
Tbh it's easier to point out places gators *cant* be vs places they can
Fun fact, there’s wild monkeys in Florida
@@malucoblz588GGAS IN PARIS!
NO
Jaws Unleashed is the best shark game ever made and absolutely nobody can change my mind. played the game as a kid and i loved it and still do to this day
This and Peter Jackson's King Kong the Game are one of the best video game adaptations
15:23 A random reference to Earth Defense Force 5?
Or an upcoming analysis on the Aliens of the EDF series?
EDF! EDF! EDF!
16:25 Due to the Olympics being held in Paris, the mayor of Paris and the minister of France are pissed off because the event being held in Paris means they have to spend €5 million to clean the river. The politicians promised to make the river so clean they would swim in it. So someone set up toilets next to the river upstream synced with an app that will tell you when you need to poop for your poop to reach the swimming politicians. 😂
Before being cleaned the river is likely quite polluted, so rip hypothetical sharks...
I hope those triathlon actors washed really well. I believe a news article said swimming has been illegal since it's so dirty.
@@XcelesteXmagixXyep and it still wasn’t clean enough when they finished so they’re cleaning it again on the 16th
They honestly should just give up and just get a large pool 😅
temu scarlett johansson is the best nickname lmao
I'd buy that for a dollar!
17:59 It's explainable, One homeless man was at the edge washing a shirt or something, and the shark yanked the shirt pulling the dude in, and the second got yanked in trying to help/find out what happened to the first guy, maybe fishing for the first guy with his hands. That way, neither had to take off their clothes, and didn't have to go night swimming for no reason in the freezing cold. The steep slope of the wall also means the shark could easily lunge like a crocodile and still be able to wiggle back in if both came down to the edge far enough to dunk their hands into the water.
Fun fact, the bullshark is the single deadliest shark to humans due to its high aggression
But to make matters worse, unlike most sharks the bull shark can survive in both salt and fresh water, and so they have been known to inhabit lakes and rivers as well as the sea
There is even a lake in (I believe) Nicaragua that is filled with riches such as gold, but the amount of bullsharks in the waters makes retrieving said treasures almost impossible as the shiny metals can cause sharks to attack, thinking its a dying fish
Thanks for watching guys! Hope yall have a good weekend! If you'd like to support the channel, check out the merch 😎 www.roanokemerch.com
I am once again asking for an analysis of Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies. Have a good day.
Love your work dude keep it up
Just as dumb as believing humans have a soul...still waiting for your video showcasing your evidence.😂
Just as stupid as believing humans haveva soul..still waiting for your evidence filled video on that.😂😂
As stupid as believing humans have a soul.😂😂
A Roanoke vid about underwater creatures? If there isn't an angler reference, it's a lost opportunity.
I thought for a second it was a Shark Bytes video . . . color me surprised.
Seriously! I am shocked, and he didn't even make an Anglerfish slander about the oil rig game either!
@@kyze8284 he did lmao
Hell, even if there isn't water or fish involved he'll take the chance to express his hatred for it lol
I love it
I did too! I was very thrown off when I heard Roanoke’s voice instead of Kris 😅
I just discovered shark bytes yesterday
Enviormentalists that dont know how evolution works: WE MUST CLEAN ALL THE PLASTIC AND GET RID OF IT
Everyone: meh
Nature: fine ill do it myself.
There was a mythbusters about how far bullets penetrate water. It’s not very far. They wouldn’t set off the ww2 munitions unless they were inches under the surface.
The SeaWorld advertisement on this video was perfect 😂
It could’ve been worse. Could’ve been mutated anglerfish.
I'm always surprised when you, someone that became a virologist to learn about the enemy, hate marine biologists because they study another one of your enemies
An uneasy alliance
Hey Roanoke, you'll love this, did you know there was a shark attack in St Louis, MO in the Mississippi River by a bull shark.
actually theres a species of freshwater shark in japan and bullsharks can live in both salt and freshwater wich is concerning given that bullsharks are the most common shark in shark attack cases.
he mention freshwater sharks specifically bullsharks their also the most common in attacks cause their the most agressive shark near human habitats, wheresas most sharks do not lile the taste of humans bullsharks dont give a fuck theyll bite you just cause they can
I AM HERE FOR THE SHARKS AND THIS MOVIE IS RETARDED, please no shark slander
Edit: the "boombox thing" is producing a deep pulse like noise, sharks are attracted to drum beats, scientists tested and found that ACDC's back in black is able to draw them in at a high rate because the drums sound like a fish in distress
Always here to help papa Roanoke!
They also aren't "interested" in just any blood. If it's land dwelling, we have less oil so they understand to some extent there's an injury but because it isn't their main food source, unless they are already actively hunting they hardly care. Fish blood however... yea don't swim in that. They'll bite anything inside that oily fish cloud
Remember when Brodie was beating that boat paddle on that electric cable? Jaws 2 was ahead of it's time.
@outurk2002 I agree...that movie is why I love sharks now lol
Cheers. As an Australian who uses a tiny boat occasionally in bullshark filled rivers blasting Australian rock on a bluetooth speaker. I am now going to wholly uneasy every time I do that.
@dasiksupahuman lol sorry my guy, but hey as long as it's not fully submerged you shooould be good?
I can pinpoint the exact moment my fear of water happened. I was swimming in a lake which used to be for logging and some of those logs, apparently, we're still hanging out just below the surface in places you wouldn't expect them to be.
I swam way out in the open between two points while doing a back stroke and felt something rough touch my back and calf so I stopped, righted myself and turned around to see a dead mossy log poking out of the black depths.
Went from being someone who you could never take out of the water to still being deathly afraid of it almost 30 years later.
I like swimming out to the third sandbar in Galveston to fish. You have sharks swimming around you all the time. I always leave my caught fish on a floating string line just in case the sharks feel snacky. They get close enough for you to reach out and touch them. It really cool. All fun and games till a shark take a bite I suppose.
Eh most animals are lasy bastards, so they probably wont go for a still living prey if there is perfectly good, fresh and already caught fish close by
Ocean=Death Land=safety
Land≠Safety. Spiders are on land.
Sky=safety. No sky spiders. Only birds. Birds are cool. Birds make me feel safe. Sky safe.
Australia is land.
Australia is death.
@@Ghostryda115 I love that 😂😂 too the sky my brotherrrr
@@Ghostryda115wait until you hear about the spiders that use their silk for flight to travel
Bears:
I watched this show with my friend and it sent us into the rabit whole of bad shark movies like the two headed shark and 'Sand sharks’ which is my favorite of the ones we watched
Tried Ice Sharks or Vodoo Shark yet?
@@KillerChrono666 no but I absolutely will now thank you
@@thebelleofismysteryghost shark and sharktopus both are dangers even to land dwellers
@@KillerChrono666speaking of ice sharks, what about avalanche sharks?
@Elbow_le_Shelbow lol. Better than sand sharks or corn sharks...( the movie with the female chain gang being attacked by sharks in a corn field)
The overwhelming excitement I got when I saw that you had made this video makes me love this channel even more. Thank you roanoke, keep up the grade A content brother!
Roanoke is my go-to for dad jokes, long winded informational diatribes on vehicle specifications, and angler fish vilification.
Sweet way to start the mornin
Well, boys looks like we’re having shark fin soup for supper.
Brisbane River is full of sharks. A decade or so ago the city flooded and, well, sharks gotta shark.
i grew up near a river with catfish the size of small cars and snapping turtles... i never thought the rivers were safe lol
I have never believed the "catfish the size of cars" thing.
Big? Absolutely.
Motorcycle sized? Possibly.
Car? Don't see it.
I feel like this movie demonized the sharks and the eco group in the movie was anthropomorphizing them, it could not decide if it was serious or a creature feature. But then again I’m not it’s target audience, and from what I’ve heard from people who reviewed and seen in this recap, people found it to be quite humorous because of all the stupid decisions that are made.
I havent watched this movie, but from this… well, roanoke isnt making these vids as a movie review but it does end up like that sometimes😅.. so anyways, from this movie “review”, it definitely feels like the moviemakers were trying satirize smthing.
The algorithm finally recommended broanoke after 2 months i feel blessed
I'm back bayyyybbyyy
Amen 🙏 brother
To be fair at like 35:15, even rifle rounds struggle to go further than a few feet in water, so anything on the bottom is probably completely safe, which means the shells going off is fairly unrealistic.
so many great gags in this video, can't upvote enough, subscribed.
JOHN CAMPEA: *This was the best shark movie since JAWS*
Lol. K.
My biggest fear of living by the great lakes are bullsharks, They are bigger than most states, How do we know there aren't bull sharks deep in lake ontario.
Because it's to cold. Now a Salmon Shark or Great White or a Geeenland i can see if lake salty enough.
actually shooting into the water would be unlikely to set off mortar shells. High velocity 5.56 struggles in water completely collapsing and losing energy about 3 feet in. but a slower round such as a 45 or 9 would have much more energy still at such depths
5:55 Someone's kid most _definitely_ smoked pot out of that apple.
i absolutely love every time roanoke does the diving out from the boat joke
24:26 Now that, is a truly BRUH MOMENT!
Bro I just watched this movie tonight, I loved the catacombs scene
This is that one movie I caught my sister watching in which she burst out laughing and couldn't stop for a whole couple minutes.
god i love that diving joke about themfalling back into the water. 💀
Roanoke dropping a vid when I go on lunch? Yes please!
And on the topic of EDF5, I'm super excited for EDF 6 next month!
Still waiting for a movie explained with an anglerfish just for the extended anglerfish rant
Chuckled at every shabbat joke and full on lold at the dive into the boat joke haha good video
My family was watching this and everyone in the room bursted laughing during the shark launching the boat scene 😂💀
Hey now, I'm a marine biologist. Unleash the Angler fish!
I watched HALF the trailer for this and was like “Ha, no.”
I’m more than happy to consume it through this lense however, thanks broh.
Speaking of French Movies, have you seen The Horde??
I dont know why that "falling backwards" joke always makes me chuckle. 😂
How the HELL did anyone get that amazing footage from below of that mass of sharks circling? A submarine?
Love your content man, keep doing well :)
A fishing garret and roanoke crossover episode of them near a swamp, river or ocean would be wild.
I literally just watched this the other week, and was cackling as I was doing you style commentary in my head.
Today is good, roanoke posted! We celebrate!!
Yeah saw this movie, and it's dumb. But fun. And made me not want to go into the water ever again (which "Jaws" already did to me when I was 5 years old).
Watched this the other day. Got a little excited to see this one pop up.
Got off work to ronoake upload. Made my whole day 10x better. Thx bossman
Wow! You got 1 million subscribers! Congrats 😮
Roanoke , Sir, you really gotta stop giving shark as example for ocean based predator. They are quite chill. Most shark attack are them mistaking us for injured seal. They don't see us as a food.
Edit exception are there- tiger sharks and bull shark do hunt humans if opportunity arises
Yes, but sharks are an ocean based predator since they hunt and live in the ocean
You forgot the most terrifying shark ever. The dreaded Coockie Cutter shark. Ooo and I guess the Oceanic White Tip.
Sharks are the very definition of an ocean based predator.
26:57 dude you missed such a good futurama reference
"whoa. what was in that hippy?"
I appreciate your videos which are essentially movie reviews as much as they are deep dives (pun intended) into the biology and morphology of the various creatures within.
My thallasophobia went off while watching this 🔥💯💯🗣️💯🔥💯
Are you telling me there are sharks in Paris aswell? That's crazy fam.
I love the call back to the divers falling backwards. Gotta always remind us why they do it. 10/10 video my friend
I'm impressed you actually watched the whole movie, I only made it about 20 minutes before it became to stupid to watch.
I hope you're doing well, thanks Roanoke.