The ocean's f***ed anyway. We got megasharks that can dodge automatic gunfire and reproduce like tribbles. Nothing's going to be able to compete with them.
Stephen King loving the last 25 minutes of the movie honestly makes sense to me. The "sharks inherit the earth" ending feels like it could be from one of his short stories
How do the sharks inherit the whole Earth? I mean humans mostly live on land, do they evolve feet and lungs? Also, King is the last guy I would take advice about good endings from, doesn’t IT end with a bunch of teen boys each having sex with the one teen girl? Dude has some issues.
@@michaeldebellis4202 the shark basically became the ultimate apex predator inherting fresh and saltwater and they won't be able to eradicate them due to them reproducing fast and due to them being more aggresive itll be hard to go in the waters
This definitely feels like French people being so mad they want to have Olympic atheles compete in the Seine that they make a movie parodying it, and honestly I can respect that
it's funny because most of the french commentary was about how the state of the water in the seine would have kill the shark. nobody wants to swims inside the seine, it's quite gross.
Stephen King did direct Maximum Overdrive, a movie where machines come to life and start killing people, and did write the screenplay for Sleepwalkers where shape shifting catlike monsters, who are deadly allergic to actual cats, need to feed on the energy of female virgins to stay alive. That's the Stephen King who recommended this movie 😂
In Gyo if I remember correctly, there’s that horrifying panel of the great white shark zombie insect thing breaking into the house and I think I said out loud the first time reading it AW HELL NA FUCK THAT
One day, there will be a horror movie with sharks in it that doesn't do sharks dirty. Somehow. Possibly like a slasher movie on an oil rig or something, and the killer ends up chasing the protagonist into the water, and then the protagonist gets away because the killer is briefly alarmed by the shark in an unsubtle nod to the capacity of top level predators to disproportionately enhance biomass in lower trophic levels by the simple act of their presence reducing predation time by mid-level predators. Or something.
All shark movies do them dirty. Same with snakes, lions, tigers, wolves, bears, bats, etc. People start seeing them as nothing more than deadly animals and hating them for no real reason.
"Sharks and alligators have been evolving for millions of years" made me laugh so much because those two animals are specifically described as prehistoric
When I heard that I had the same reaction! 'wait what? Those basically stayed the same throughout all the phases of OTHER species evolving, because they are already so well adapted the way they are!'
I mean, a modern day Great White or Mako isn't the same as a shark from say 100 million years ago. A lot of current species of sharks weren't even around back then. Evolution doesn't stop, so-called prehistoric plants and animals do keep evolving along with their changing ecosystems, or adapt to new ones. That's how they've survived for so long in the first place. It's just that pretty early on nature hit on a few robust frameworks to build from.
The problem with this line isn't that sharks and alligators haven't been evolving for millions of years, but rather the implications that they are somehow unique in that regard.
What if we are taking his suggestions the wrong way. What if he enjoys watching objectively not so great movies for laughs. He just wants us to experience the humor hidden in the bizarre storytelling.
The man is objectively talented and intelligent but was also on coke for several years so overall we should take everything about his opinions into account
the last 20 minutes of this movie really... jumped the shark no, seriously, my mom, my sister and i were watching it and every escalation was met with more and more laughter, it's hilarious
Watched with my husband and every time I was like I hope this ridiculous thing happens next it did! We laughed our asses off the whole ending. Perfection
Lol dolphins are extremely smart and they like to torture their victims. Lol I kind of feel bad for orcas because they literally get tortured to death sometimes by multiple dolphins and they really like to play with their food and they’re just so smart like who knows what they’re capable of if you give them enough reason
Fun fact, you don't get the bends when diving without air tanks. The bends happens from your tissue having absorbing the gases from tge air you breath down there. When ascending, the air releases in the form of bubbles inside your body. But if you just held your breath going down, you're fine.
came to say the same thing. this movie was bad on lots of counts but they did get a fair bit of the diving stuff right. not everything but more than most movies do
i loved this movie i just wish they didnt call her a mako shark then IMMEDANTLY USE A GREAT WHITE MODEL ik its fiction it just annoys me that they choose a unique shark then default to making it look exactly like a great white but with the speed of a mako shark
Right??? Like bro how did it take you YEARS to figure out its a 'new species' when literally half a seconds look shows its very obviously not a mako lmfao. Like either call her a great white, use a mako model or figure out the "hybrid" plot list right away and straight up say whattt thats not what a mako looks like how is this possible
My mom screamed at the lady who had petted the baby shark, saying it was not dangerous. It makes sense consisting of baby animals. And once there's a baby animal, there's a momma animal.
So France said that la Seine will be used for the Olympics everyone told them it won't be possible so the mayor of Paris said that she will swim in it herself before the competition. Now we're all waiting for her to do so.
She's already said "F*ck what I said" just not quite that literally... She will not be swimming in the Seine, but still expects olympic athletes to... Paris Olympic Games will be a shitshow I cannot wait 😂
Title: ‘oh is this another catacombs movie like as above so below?’ Amanda: sharks! Me: oh, so not a catacombs movie Amanda: yes the sharks are in the catacombs …I should’ve known better
that thing with the water and the sharks taking over was straight up the planet of the apes reboot credits. Like literally just watching arrows spread everywhere, they want a sequel.
It's amazing that even in this age of devastating shark deaths, when people flood Instagram with videos of safe and happy shark dives, filmmakers still can't stop themselves from churning out films about killer sharks - with tons of two-faced apologizing and groveling to paper over their sins
@@msjkramey The "In this age of devastating shark deaths" part is a tricky one to parse, huh. Like it's the kind of thing a lot of different people might say, but some would be doing it ironically because they know the difference between stats and media coverage.
I only recently started learning French so I watched the movie in French as a way to practice listening comprehension, and 10/10 would recommend to anyone doing the same - I only understood about 30% of the dialogue and it did not in any way diminish my enjoyment.
The real question is how those sharks taste? Because if Humans found a species that multiplies like that, it would instantly become a huge food source and we would hunt it like crazy.
Apparently like nothing? I never had any, but most people report that it's more about the moutfeel than the taste considering they're mostly cartilage.
I’d watch the sequel where it opens with Emily, eating her croissant and dangling her feet in the water. Soft music. Chill vibes. Then this shark straight up bites her in half.
I think I'd unironically like a sequel because that's actually a pretty interesting world to have a story in. Just maybe a different writer + director lmao
"At least you won't have to resort to eating swimming contestants with today's sponsor Factor" is genuinely the funniest segue to an ad I've ever heard in my life 💀
This movie is almost the human perspective of the game Maneater. You are a young shark that is out for revenge for the death of your mother by a shark hunter and as you kill you get evolution points and can gain abilities like electrocution. I think I actually did the hip check on a boat of shark hunters during a boss battle because I needed them in the water for an achievement. You jump out of the water and eat people in swimming pools or off of docks, I have belly flopped across beaches to get people in it. It also has an environmental message in it as well.
No maneater is in a satirical family guy world since everyone lives happily and does the same crap we all do at beaches yet its factual that sharks are literal monsters in the game that can jump on bridges and kill 20 people
Though the movie is pure fiction, animals are adapting to live among humans. There’s a pbs video about anoles (lizards) in Puerto Rico adapting to life in cities compared to the ones that live in the jungle.
Movie completely forgot that water being practically incompressible means explosives would be far more potent under the water as opposed to over it. It's why TNT fishing was a thing (and why it was so bad for coral reefs). Lilith should've been shark soup in a floppy sharkskin bag at the end.
I mean, they also forgot that water being basically incompressible means that most modern supersonic bullets will basically shatter on impact...at least according to Mythbusters, you either have to be using a musket, or trying to shoot something in less than 5 feet of water. A shotgun would do better, but definitely not what those military forces trying to shoot the shark were using.
I am le tired of shark attack movies. I'm so happy that the guy who wrote Jaws (the book) was like "oh shit" when hundreds and thousands of sharks were being culled because of the movie. He's now a huge shark conservationist which is neat!
I think if you look into french politics, you'd find that this checks out. There was an app that was created that followed the sewage system, so that people around paris could shit on the perfect time to get it in the seine as president Macron and the mayor of paris were about to take a dive for the olympics this summer. I live in rouen, normandy, and we had a stray whale and a beluga end up in the seine. Both died due to the government's incompetence in trying to get them out. This river is sooooo polluted that they had to cancel the triathlon because someone fucked up and added 50 000 square cube of sewage water in it, on top of illegal factories leaking in the seine daily. I'm completly team sharks on this one :p
I think we have to remember that as many amazing works of fiction that Stephen King has created, he can also be a bit of a dork with both the media he creates and enjoys. Nothing wrong with that either
@@stephennootens916 parthenogenesis in sharks is real, and it's not a new discovery! It's more common in sharks than in other animals but still extremely rare, so rare that it has only been confirmed in about three species of sharks
As a French person, seeing you covering another French movie makes me the happiest! Especially since do many people here are raving about and siblings on one of main protagonists 😂 - with the Olympics happening soon it makes me laugh! Live your content! Much love from France! 🤍🫶🏻
i’m most baffled as why they decided to pick mako sharks for this? they’re basically just water cheetahs they’re fast but not nearly as dangerous as their larger relatives. bull sharks ALREADY are able to survive in fresh water and tiger sharks are already known to eat human trash like number plates, either of those would’ve been better picks?
It feels like one of those movies triggered by a wiki search. There have been instances of sharks self-impregnating through a process called Parthenogenesis. And there actually is a species of lizard somewhere in the South West deserts that are all effectively clones of the same mutant mama that passed on this trait to all her female babies. So it's one of those things where it's TECHNICALLY correct (the best kind of correct) that it could happen, but ramped up to an absurd degree. And I'm no biologist myself, and these two things might be just pop-science news articles that overplayed the facts. But that's exactly the kind of science that's going to make it into a B-movie script. That said, I would be fascinated with seeing a sequel where these sharks have just claimed the oceans like friggin Poseidon, and humanity is trying to re-engineer their entire infrastructure to remove any vehicles from the water because these sharks are just DIALED IN on that sweet sweet human meat.
Facultative parthenogenesis, asexual reproduction when there's no males around, is fairly rare in nature but in the case of sharks, those all happened in captivity. It could happen out in the wild I guess but it has never been observed to begin with. Obligate parthenogenesis is actually more common, particularly among salamanders and geckos, and quite a few fish species as well. And some frogs. I mean, that's how they messed up in _Jurassic Park._
@@awandererfromys1680 Yeah, there's also all the jokes about what would have happened in Finding Nemo in real life. With no female present, Dad would have changed into Mom.
You forgot the lady crocodile who did that too ! Actually stumbled on an article saying the Y chromosome may disappear in humans over time - 11M years ^^ (though idk how that would reflect on people's appearances and reproduction). So it's like evolution but on a fast pace, not the worst SF movie plot
I wonder how much of the ending was influenced by the fact that Paris will actually host the Olympics and the efforts to clean the Seine so the athletes can swim in it. Like "Oh, Miss Hidalgo and dear Président Macron, you want to swim in the Seine to prove it's safe? Here, sharks." 😂
There… ARE seven continents! The garbage patch would be an eighth! (1. North America, 2. South America, 3. Africa, 4. Asia, 5. Europe, 6. Australia, 7. Antarctica!)
I wish i knew where my shark hat was. I actually watched this yesterday and "shark eating people" movies is actually one of my favorite subgenres of movies. But I just found the movie lacking in some places and while I totally get why King thought the last 20+ minutes was great I can't help but think if the movie was 30 minutes shorter and still had that last 30 minutes and cut out like another 30 minutes of exposition from the middle so it didn't drag I would have thought it worked a lot better.
You (probably) won’t get the bends if you don’t have air in your lungs. That’s how people freedive to insane depths. It is technically possible because of the small amount of nitrogen in your lungs from your initial breath, but it would take a long time which obviously is not gonna happen with a single breath anyway.
My tv has a Netflix button on the remote and I accidentally pushed it and the trailer for this movie played right away. Of course my kids were watching and of course the batteries died so my poor kids were slightly traumatized for 2 minutes.
I’ve been feeling so sick and having a hard time finding something to watch/focus on other than how bad I feel, NEW AMANDA VIDEO AND SHARKS, omggggg two of my favorite things, thanks for making me feel a bit better, always appreciate your content 🫶🏻
When lead girl is dragged under water in the opening, she wouldn't be at risk of 'the bends'. She isn't on compressed air and still just has her gases from the surface level by the time she surfaces again. But otherwise agreed her having such a lung capacity when the shark pulls her down at the beginning is pretty absurd.
No joke Amanda, you are one of the few cinema channels i can stomach, no forced humorism, no 50 minutes rants, just getting to the point and explaining without ever sounding boring 😸
I went shark diving when I went to Australia - inside a cage, 4 hour boatride away from the mainland in a no fishing protected area. Someone saw a whale, we saw a lot of seals, two porpoises, never seen such a vibrant ocean in my life (the no fishing protection really makes sense). Of course, two great white sharks - the biggest one over 15 feet long. Not interested in people inside cage, just the bait and sometimes the boat. AND YES, they do leap out of the water when they bite onto food!!! But 48 hours after my dive, a schoolteacher was killed by a shark a few towns away. Maybe sharks are like dogs - some are chill, some are crazy. Or maybe humans aren't marine animals and we're not supposed to be in the ocean. I still love sharks, don't get me wrong. But they are really really dangerous.
They're wild animals. They're mot 'really really dangerous', they're not 'crazy' they're wild fucking animals acting like wild animals. On the whole, sharks have very little interest in people. We KNOW this, there is no need to make irresponsible guesses on the internet to the detriment of animals you claim to care about. Shark attacks are RARE for how often we invade their habitats. They'd rather leave people alone. The majority of shark attacks are accidental on the part of the shark-it bites a human thinking it's something else, goes 'gross, I don't want to eat that' and fucks off. All wild animals are dangerous. Sharks are not special in the fact that they occasionally maul a human. In fact, they're special in that most of the time, they're pretty docile. Even when they do bite, you're pretty likely to survive. They're just wild animals like any other and if you REALLY cared about them as a species you would already know this. And you wouldn't be spreading irresponsible misinformation based entirely on shark horror movies. Be a better person
A lot of this seems to have similar vibes to "The Last Shark"; a 1981 Italian film that has similarly cartoonish and outlandish shark attack scenes. At least that one leans a little more heavily into being tongue-in-cheek silliness rather than trying to get across a legit environmental message, iirc.
What a missed opportunity. Don't go with a mako shark . . . go with a giant bull shark. They actually _can_ swim dozens (over 100) miles upstream in fresh water. Also, sharks very famously have _not_ evolved. That's why the megalodon looks identical to the great white except larger: no need to have adapted/evolved.
Bull sharks are honestly the scariest breed of shark to me, it also baffles me when Great Whites are considered the ‘monster sharks’ when Bull Sharks are right there and known man-eaters
Legit. Bull sharks can be huge, are aggressive and tend to eat anything like tiger sharks. Hell, with the oceans having rising temperatures, they could've easily written a believable plot that one found its way into the Seine. But I guess then they couldn't have had their super-shark Armageddon clone wars.
Evolving to be smaller is still evolution. Also, the idea that sharks stopped evolving is a fun but incorrect pop-scientific fact. Sharks HAVE kept evolving-species are constantly arising, specializing, and changing or going extinct. Evolution is a constant process, it doesn’t just go “ah, we made a perfect thing, we’re done” and stop happening-it might not be super noticeable, but biologically, evolution is unceasing. Everything evolves all the time, even sharks, alligators, and coelacanths lol
This movie was bonkers! It blew my mind and was also quite strange. That ending too that took me by surprise for sure. And congrats on over 600k subscribers now! 🎉
It seems we can't even avoid him anymore when watching mindless movies to escape reality. One of the most harmful invasive specimens alive - infecting brains worldwide.
Sharks in Paris? Mon Dieu! Mobilize the French Foreign Legion! Prepare the artillery! Someone resurrect Napoleon, Joan of Arc, and de Gaulle!!! Aux armes, citoyens, Formez vos bataillons, Marchons, marchons ! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons !
I can say I enjoyed the movie only because I had such low expectations. I totally enjoyed when they were in the catacombs cause so...many....kills! hee hee hee hee - Definitely rolled my eyes and laughed waaaay too much LOL so fun
if you think about it, this movie teached us that the ones to blame are real-life mayor of Paris, Anne Hidalgo, as well as blue-hair lesbian environmental activists. (Satire, btw) EDIT: also, perfect accent on "aujourd'hui", love it.
That settles it we must continue to burn the ocean.
12 seconds ago!!
had fun watching your live stream! sorry kinda geeked out at being one of the first comments lol
@@ProPandaPlays Thank you!
The ocean's f***ed anyway. We got megasharks that can dodge automatic gunfire and reproduce like tribbles. Nothing's going to be able to compete with them.
I lost it when the protagonist didn't die after getting dragged into the depths 10 mins in.
Stephen King loving the last 25 minutes of the movie honestly makes sense to me. The "sharks inherit the earth" ending feels like it could be from one of his short stories
This!
How do the sharks inherit the whole Earth? I mean humans mostly live on land, do they evolve feet and lungs? Also, King is the last guy I would take advice about good endings from, doesn’t IT end with a bunch of teen boys each having sex with the one teen girl? Dude has some issues.
@@michaeldebellis4202gen Z ass comment
@@michaeldebellis4202 the shark basically became the ultimate apex predator inherting fresh and saltwater and they won't be able to eradicate them due to them reproducing fast and due to them being more aggresive itll be hard to go in the waters
@@michaeldebellis4202 true he's lowkey a pedo
A Surfshark sponsorship would have been pretty funny 😂
truly a wasted opportunity but it's just the way thr deadlines crumbled :(
“Look at that shark in the French river! Is she mad?”
“No, but she’s in Seine!”
Shark le blu!
FIN
@@Blarmenify LMAOOO
Like insane😂😂
This definitely feels like French people being so mad they want to have Olympic atheles compete in the Seine that they make a movie parodying it, and honestly I can respect that
it's funny because most of the french commentary was about how the state of the water in the seine would have kill the shark. nobody wants to swims inside the seine, it's quite gross.
They would have put it there when macron goes for a swim haha
@@Laura-gd4kuoooh don’t worry, they intend to go shit in the seine then. A shark stands no chance against that lol
@@pastekofurieThey “cleaned” the Sein but also somehow left tons of active shells…
As a Frenchman, I can confirm there's a little bit of that in the satire of this movie.
Stephen King did direct Maximum Overdrive, a movie where machines come to life and start killing people, and did write the screenplay for Sleepwalkers where shape shifting catlike monsters, who are deadly allergic to actual cats, need to feed on the energy of female virgins to stay alive. That's the Stephen King who recommended this movie 😂
inside him are two wolves - and one sucks at movies
@@AmandaTheJedi You are *NOT* wrong
He also wrote a story where kids have an orgy. So, he's not exactly the best at storytelling.
To be fair he was by all accounts was high as balls on coke when he directed the movie.
Also to forgot the incest part in Sleepwalkers.
I love both of these Stephen King classics, even though they are BAD. He hates Maximum Overdrive 😂
and this is why Paris needs Ladybug and Chat Noir
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They need to stop going to shanghai 😡😡
They need to stop having bad writing first
I need a Junji Ito sequel where the Sharks started moving on land
I'd be happy and horrified to see what he'd be able to do with this movie material 😂
I still haven't gotten over Gyo, and that was a decade ago lol
In Gyo if I remember correctly, there’s that horrifying panel of the great white shark zombie insect thing breaking into the house and I think I said out loud the first time reading it AW HELL NA FUCK THAT
Speaking of that there was this movie called Sand shark where they literally swim in the sand. It’s so ridiculous 🤣🤣 look it up
@@iyanascott340 there's also avalanche sharks
There is a very old Saturday Night Live skit that featured a land shark. It would ring doorbells and trick people into opening the door.
This movie did sharks dirty. Oceans needs sharks to keep the aquatic ecosystem stable.
And whales
You should know by now that every shark movie paints them as just a man-eating monsters
One day, there will be a horror movie with sharks in it that doesn't do sharks dirty. Somehow. Possibly like a slasher movie on an oil rig or something, and the killer ends up chasing the protagonist into the water, and then the protagonist gets away because the killer is briefly alarmed by the shark in an unsubtle nod to the capacity of top level predators to disproportionately enhance biomass in lower trophic levels by the simple act of their presence reducing predation time by mid-level predators. Or something.
All shark movies do them dirty. Same with snakes, lions, tigers, wolves, bears, bats, etc. People start seeing them as nothing more than deadly animals and hating them for no real reason.
@@anonymoususer855 I feel like sharks are done considerably more dirty than most of these other ones.
"Sharks and alligators have been evolving for millions of years" made me laugh so much because those two animals are specifically described as prehistoric
When I heard that I had the same reaction! 'wait what? Those basically stayed the same throughout all the phases of OTHER species evolving, because they are already so well adapted the way they are!'
I mean, a modern day Great White or Mako isn't the same as a shark from say 100 million years ago. A lot of current species of sharks weren't even around back then. Evolution doesn't stop, so-called prehistoric plants and animals do keep evolving along with their changing ecosystems, or adapt to new ones. That's how they've survived for so long in the first place. It's just that pretty early on nature hit on a few robust frameworks to build from.
The problem with this line isn't that sharks and alligators haven't been evolving for millions of years, but rather the implications that they are somehow unique in that regard.
Moral of the story: If Stephen King gives you a movie recommendation, be skeptical at BEST.
Yeah, absolutely. Never trusting his recommendations again. Lol
@@kimbekaw He's usually pretty reliable in that regard!
What if we are taking his suggestions the wrong way. What if he enjoys watching objectively not so great movies for laughs. He just wants us to experience the humor hidden in the bizarre storytelling.
Well this is a guy who named his son Joe on purpose knowing that his last name was “King”.
The man is objectively talented and intelligent but was also on coke for several years so overall we should take everything about his opinions into account
the last 20 minutes of this movie really... jumped the shark
no, seriously, my mom, my sister and i were watching it and every escalation was met with more and more laughter, it's hilarious
Watched with my husband and every time I was like I hope this ridiculous thing happens next it did! We laughed our asses off the whole ending. Perfection
becoming an adult is when you realize dolphins are scarier then sharks.
This!!! Dolphins are horrifying
Wait I’m 27 and did not know this!! For real?!
Lol dolphins are extremely smart and they like to torture their victims. Lol I kind of feel bad for orcas because they literally get tortured to death sometimes by multiple dolphins and they really like to play with their food and they’re just so smart like who knows what they’re capable of if you give them enough reason
Dolphins make me hope higher life forms don't ever get thumbs
Ah yes, the psychopaths of the seas
Someone else commented that it was a missed opportunity to name the movie "Shark de triomphe" and I agree
They even do triumph at the end. What a perfect title.
Thanks for the belly laugh! 😂
Nah it's a French movie it doesn't work or make any sense in french. In fact the actual title is sous la Seine, under the seine
@mathildemartialoger6286 this argument is invalid cause then why translate the movie title Hangover to Very Bad Trip ...😂
@@mathildemartialoger6286 Sharkozy.
Fun fact, you don't get the bends when diving without air tanks. The bends happens from your tissue having absorbing the gases from tge air you breath down there. When ascending, the air releases in the form of bubbles inside your body.
But if you just held your breath going down, you're fine.
I came to say this. Thanks.
came to say the same thing. this movie was bad on lots of counts but they did get a fair bit of the diving stuff right. not everything but more than most movies do
Thank you for the explanation!
Ya beat me to it
As a French person, we’re very thankful for this movie, as it adds to the chaos of the olympics ✨
i loved this movie i just wish they didnt call her a mako shark then IMMEDANTLY USE A GREAT WHITE MODEL ik its fiction it just annoys me that they choose a unique shark then default to making it look exactly like a great white but with the speed of a mako shark
yeah that bugged me too. i love makos and that model was definitely not that.
But she's a new super-shark species that can clone itself at the speed of light 🤓
Right??? Like bro how did it take you YEARS to figure out its a 'new species' when literally half a seconds look shows its very obviously not a mako lmfao. Like either call her a great white, use a mako model or figure out the "hybrid" plot list right away and straight up say whattt thats not what a mako looks like how is this possible
God zeah that annoyed me so much
Methinks you have never actually seen a great white OR a mako, because she looked nothing like a great white
My parents watched this and they absolutely DESPISED it. They said it is hardly worth watching to even make fun of it!!
My mom screamed at the lady who had petted the baby shark, saying it was not dangerous. It makes sense consisting of baby animals. And once there's a baby animal, there's a momma animal.
fr. tried watching it, just giving up watching amanda talk about it instead. It tries to be smart, but its not.
This movie needed some Jason Statham and his "Meg" expertise....
So France said that la Seine will be used for the Olympics everyone told them it won't be possible so the mayor of Paris said that she will swim in it herself before the competition. Now we're all waiting for her to do so.
I hope she doesn't. We already have two elections this year, we don't need to elect a new mayor on top of that.
She's already said "F*ck what I said" just not quite that literally...
She will not be swimming in the Seine, but still expects olympic athletes to...
Paris Olympic Games will be a shitshow I cannot wait 😂
I heard everyone in Paris is waiting for their politicians to take that swim because they'll go shit in the river to prep the water for them.
She just said yesterday that she will on the 15
@@itsmeTita I'll believe it when I'll see it. There will always be an excuse not to go... our politicians are not known to keep their promises...
Title: ‘oh is this another catacombs movie like as above so below?’ Amanda: sharks!
Me: oh, so not a catacombs movie
Amanda: yes the sharks are in the catacombs
…I should’ve known better
that thing with the water and the sharks taking over was straight up the planet of the apes reboot credits. Like literally just watching arrows spread everywhere, they want a sequel.
It's amazing that even in this age of devastating shark deaths, when people flood Instagram with videos of safe and happy shark dives, filmmakers still can't stop themselves from churning out films about killer sharks - with tons of two-faced apologizing and groveling to paper over their sins
Cancel sharks for being necessary
Shark canceling is serious stuff.
I can't tell if this is genuine
Even after the documentary Sharksploitation came out.
@@msjkramey The "In this age of devastating shark deaths" part is a tricky one to parse, huh. Like it's the kind of thing a lot of different people might say, but some would be doing it ironically because they know the difference between stats and media coverage.
This is why I like The Meg movies. They know they're a joke and lean into it. Especially the second one.
The second one took itself way too serious up until fun island. The human villain story was so unnecessary
At least there's no tornado....?
😂 thanks for this comment, it made my day.
The tornado would have been an improvement
Hey, those movies are fun! At least they know they’re ridiculous
Saving it for the sequel
...yet😂
I only recently started learning French so I watched the movie in French as a way to practice listening comprehension, and 10/10 would recommend to anyone doing the same - I only understood about 30% of the dialogue and it did not in any way diminish my enjoyment.
Congratulations on reaching 600k subscribers.
Thank you!
The real question is how those sharks taste? Because if Humans found a species that multiplies like that, it would instantly become a huge food source and we would hunt it like crazy.
Apparently like nothing? I never had any, but most people report that it's more about the moutfeel than the taste considering they're mostly cartilage.
I've eaten shark it's good but not extraordinary flavor wise, like your common white fish
Yeah, cone to think of it, those sharks would take the place of all the 'junk' fish that get caught and sold nowadays.
The shark dodging gun fire is hilarious
Everyone : Emily in Paris
No one: can we get sharks in Paris??
I’d watch the sequel where it opens with Emily, eating her croissant and dangling her feet in the water. Soft music. Chill vibes. Then this shark straight up bites her in half.
@tabathaalshalhoub1653 only thing worth watching with Emily in it tbh
"If anyone deserved a quick eating it was her" is my new favorite "thats what she said"😂
I think I'd unironically like a sequel because that's actually a pretty interesting world to have a story in. Just maybe a different writer + director lmao
the fucking mini baby sharks coming out of the OTHER baby shark is insane
"At least you won't have to resort to eating swimming contestants with today's sponsor Factor" is genuinely the funniest segue to an ad I've ever heard in my life 💀
This movie is almost the human perspective of the game Maneater. You are a young shark that is out for revenge for the death of your mother by a shark hunter and as you kill you get evolution points and can gain abilities like electrocution. I think I actually did the hip check on a boat of shark hunters during a boss battle because I needed them in the water for an achievement. You jump out of the water and eat people in swimming pools or off of docks, I have belly flopped across beaches to get people in it. It also has an environmental message in it as well.
Accurate and underrated!
That game is mad fun!!!
@@nicoleouellette4066 It is. I need to get back into it.
The Jaws game was good also. Not talking about the nes game
No maneater is in a satirical family guy world since everyone lives happily and does the same crap we all do at beaches yet its factual that sharks are literal monsters in the game that can jump on bridges and kill 20 people
Though the movie is pure fiction, animals are adapting to live among humans. There’s a pbs video about anoles (lizards) in Puerto Rico adapting to life in cities compared to the ones that live in the jungle.
Hah! I lost it at 'The longer this shark is on my head the more I'm like 'Yes, I welcome our shark overlords...'' xD
Amanda Frenches us in the beginning and then sharks us throughout because Stephen King. Good enough for me.
Movie completely forgot that water being practically incompressible means explosives would be far more potent under the water as opposed to over it. It's why TNT fishing was a thing (and why it was so bad for coral reefs). Lilith should've been shark soup in a floppy sharkskin bag at the end.
I mean, they also forgot that water being basically incompressible means that most modern supersonic bullets will basically shatter on impact...at least according to Mythbusters, you either have to be using a musket, or trying to shoot something in less than 5 feet of water. A shotgun would do better, but definitely not what those military forces trying to shoot the shark were using.
Bougie shark 🤣 I was feeling sleepy, but I instantly woke up and am so ready for this
I am le tired of shark attack movies. I'm so happy that the guy who wrote Jaws (the book) was like "oh shit" when hundreds and thousands of sharks were being culled because of the movie. He's now a huge shark conservationist which is neat!
I think if you look into french politics, you'd find that this checks out.
There was an app that was created that followed the sewage system, so that people around paris could shit on the perfect time to get it in the seine as president Macron and the mayor of paris were about to take a dive for the olympics this summer.
I live in rouen, normandy, and we had a stray whale and a beluga end up in the seine. Both died due to the government's incompetence in trying to get them out.
This river is sooooo polluted that they had to cancel the triathlon because someone fucked up and added 50 000 square cube of sewage water in it, on top of illegal factories leaking in the seine daily.
I'm completly team sharks on this one :p
My takeaway from the premise was « Le requin est en grève » (‘The shark was on strike’)
I think we have to remember that as many amazing works of fiction that Stephen King has created, he can also be a bit of a dork with both the media he creates and enjoys. Nothing wrong with that either
Well we have to remember what first inspired him to write as a kid was the Roger Corman Pit and the pendulum. Also this is perfect streaming movie.
@@stephennootens916 parthenogenesis in sharks is real, and it's not a new discovery! It's more common in sharks than in other animals but still extremely rare, so rare that it has only been confirmed in about three species of sharks
As a French person, seeing you covering another French movie makes me the happiest! Especially since do many people here are raving about and siblings on one of main protagonists 😂 - with the Olympics happening soon it makes me laugh! Live your content! Much love from France! 🤍🫶🏻
i’m most baffled as why they decided to pick mako sharks for this? they’re basically just water cheetahs they’re fast but not nearly as dangerous as their larger relatives. bull sharks ALREADY are able to survive in fresh water and tiger sharks are already known to eat human trash like number plates, either of those would’ve been better picks?
It feels like one of those movies triggered by a wiki search. There have been instances of sharks self-impregnating through a process called Parthenogenesis. And there actually is a species of lizard somewhere in the South West deserts that are all effectively clones of the same mutant mama that passed on this trait to all her female babies. So it's one of those things where it's TECHNICALLY correct (the best kind of correct) that it could happen, but ramped up to an absurd degree.
And I'm no biologist myself, and these two things might be just pop-science news articles that overplayed the facts. But that's exactly the kind of science that's going to make it into a B-movie script.
That said, I would be fascinated with seeing a sequel where these sharks have just claimed the oceans like friggin Poseidon, and humanity is trying to re-engineer their entire infrastructure to remove any vehicles from the water because these sharks are just DIALED IN on that sweet sweet human meat.
the lesbian lizards are real, actually, and i love them. the self-impregnating shark might not be real but the gay lizards definitely are
Facultative parthenogenesis, asexual reproduction when there's no males around, is fairly rare in nature but in the case of sharks, those all happened in captivity. It could happen out in the wild I guess but it has never been observed to begin with.
Obligate parthenogenesis is actually more common, particularly among salamanders and geckos, and quite a few fish species as well. And some frogs. I mean, that's how they messed up in _Jurassic Park._
@@awandererfromys1680 Yeah, there's also all the jokes about what would have happened in Finding Nemo in real life.
With no female present, Dad would have changed into Mom.
@@hartthorn Yea, that's another one LOL at least those movies are fun though.
You forgot the lady crocodile who did that too !
Actually stumbled on an article saying the Y chromosome may disappear in humans over time - 11M years ^^ (though idk how that would reflect on people's appearances and reproduction). So it's like evolution but on a fast pace, not the worst SF movie plot
I wonder how much of the ending was influenced by the fact that Paris will actually host the Olympics and the efforts to clean the Seine so the athletes can swim in it. Like "Oh, Miss Hidalgo and dear Président Macron, you want to swim in the Seine to prove it's safe? Here, sharks." 😂
that went well..... lolz
This is clearly a prequel to sharknado
I came here so quick…I needed someone to talk about this movie 😅
There… ARE seven continents! The garbage patch would be an eighth!
(1. North America, 2. South America, 3. Africa, 4. Asia, 5. Europe, 6. Australia, 7. Antarctica!)
I was looking for this comment. I was like, there are already 7 continents. 😂
@@jellybean1528what?!
@@jellybean1528Same
@@jellybean1528where are you from? I’m from Germany and was taught there are 7.
interesting that there are differences.
nope. 1- America 2-Europe 3-Oceania 4-Asia 5-Africa 6-Antartica.
the escooter being hauled out around 11:24 ... too real
I wish i knew where my shark hat was. I actually watched this yesterday and "shark eating people" movies is actually one of my favorite subgenres of movies. But I just found the movie lacking in some places and while I totally get why King thought the last 20+ minutes was great I can't help but think if the movie was 30 minutes shorter and still had that last 30 minutes and cut out like another 30 minutes of exposition from the middle so it didn't drag I would have thought it worked a lot better.
The best part of this movie are Amanda’s puns. 😂
You (probably) won’t get the bends if you don’t have air in your lungs. That’s how people freedive to insane depths. It is technically possible because of the small amount of nitrogen in your lungs from your initial breath, but it would take a long time which obviously is not gonna happen with a single breath anyway.
Watching this movie during the Olympics and seeing the news about swimmers getting sick after swimming in the Seine was kinda hilarious ngl
I'm sorry there's a French shark movie and I didn't hear about this till now????
My tv has a Netflix button on the remote and I accidentally pushed it and the trailer for this movie played right away. Of course my kids were watching and of course the batteries died so my poor kids were slightly traumatized for 2 minutes.
@@tabathaalshalhoub1653 It's pretty new
I'm French I know there are two shark movies to this day (the other one is "L'année du requin")
11:47 was that foreshadowing from the movie? Or an early critism of France's idea to make the Seine the river of the Olympics triathlon
I’ve been feeling so sick and having a hard time finding something to watch/focus on other than how bad I feel, NEW AMANDA VIDEO AND SHARKS, omggggg two of my favorite things, thanks for making me feel a bit better, always appreciate your content 🫶🏻
When lead girl is dragged under water in the opening, she wouldn't be at risk of 'the bends'. She isn't on compressed air and still just has her gases from the surface level by the time she surfaces again. But otherwise agreed her having such a lung capacity when the shark pulls her down at the beginning is pretty absurd.
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The québécoise in me was soooo happy to hear a little french at the start of your video! You're very very good! :D
I mean…I too am welcoming our shark overlords
No joke Amanda, you are one of the few cinema channels i can stomach, no forced humorism, no 50 minutes rants, just getting to the point and explaining without ever sounding boring 😸
I went shark diving when I went to Australia - inside a cage, 4 hour boatride away from the mainland in a no fishing protected area.
Someone saw a whale, we saw a lot of seals, two porpoises, never seen such a vibrant ocean in my life (the no fishing protection really makes sense). Of course, two great white sharks - the biggest one over 15 feet long. Not interested in people inside cage, just the bait and sometimes the boat. AND YES, they do leap out of the water when they bite onto food!!!
But 48 hours after my dive, a schoolteacher was killed by a shark a few towns away.
Maybe sharks are like dogs - some are chill, some are crazy. Or maybe humans aren't marine animals and we're not supposed to be in the ocean.
I still love sharks, don't get me wrong. But they are really really dangerous.
They're wild animals. They're mot 'really really dangerous', they're not 'crazy' they're wild fucking animals acting like wild animals. On the whole, sharks have very little interest in people. We KNOW this, there is no need to make irresponsible guesses on the internet to the detriment of animals you claim to care about.
Shark attacks are RARE for how often we invade their habitats. They'd rather leave people alone. The majority of shark attacks are accidental on the part of the shark-it bites a human thinking it's something else, goes 'gross, I don't want to eat that' and fucks off.
All wild animals are dangerous. Sharks are not special in the fact that they occasionally maul a human. In fact, they're special in that most of the time, they're pretty docile. Even when they do bite, you're pretty likely to survive. They're just wild animals like any other and if you REALLY cared about them as a species you would already know this. And you wouldn't be spreading irresponsible misinformation based entirely on shark horror movies.
Be a better person
I was actually marathoning your videos before you posted this 😂
Hell yeah partner
A lot of this seems to have similar vibes to "The Last Shark"; a 1981 Italian film that has similarly cartoonish and outlandish shark attack scenes. At least that one leans a little more heavily into being tongue-in-cheek silliness rather than trying to get across a legit environmental message, iirc.
Telling my kids this was Sharknado
What a missed opportunity. Don't go with a mako shark . . . go with a giant bull shark. They actually _can_ swim dozens (over 100) miles upstream in fresh water. Also, sharks very famously have _not_ evolved. That's why the megalodon looks identical to the great white except larger: no need to have adapted/evolved.
Bull sharks are honestly the scariest breed of shark to me, it also baffles me when Great Whites are considered the ‘monster sharks’ when Bull Sharks are right there and known man-eaters
Legit. Bull sharks can be huge, are aggressive and tend to eat anything like tiger sharks. Hell, with the oceans having rising temperatures, they could've easily written a believable plot that one found its way into the Seine. But I guess then they couldn't have had their super-shark Armageddon clone wars.
Evolving to be smaller is still evolution. Also, the idea that sharks stopped evolving is a fun but incorrect pop-scientific fact. Sharks HAVE kept evolving-species are constantly arising, specializing, and changing or going extinct. Evolution is a constant process, it doesn’t just go “ah, we made a perfect thing, we’re done” and stop happening-it might not be super noticeable, but biologically, evolution is unceasing. Everything evolves all the time, even sharks, alligators, and coelacanths lol
It’s Pride Month so you could’ve just purchased a Blåhaj and called it a day. Also, they look cuddly.
1:12 i will never be able to explain the hyena-like noise this line had me making
Whenever the shark yeeted out of the water with a body in its mouth I absolutely lost it. This shark is almost as dramatic as I am 😂😂
Why does the climax of this movie feel like a Piranha 3D movie???😂
By next year? Non non non Amanda, we still plan on holding a lot of water Olympic events next MONTH. Yeah these games are gonna be fun.
I feel like its like the prequel to a zombie movie. Where its like how the zombies took over. But with sharks.
7:00 OH LOOK! It’s the ghost of Editing Future
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I thought for sure the sponsor was going to be Surf Shark 😂
The deadlines just didn’t work out sadly!
Now I want full _Planet Of The Sharks_
“Get your stinkin fins off me you damn dirty shark”
They set it in France because it’s a shark revolution, didn’t they?
Referring to a shark as a “danger fish” is exactly why I watch Amanda 😂
I'm looking forward to Shark Bytes laughing about all the shark inaccuracies in this one!
The shark dogging the bullets and setting of the shells reminds me of War horse running through nomans land, but without the emotional impact 😂
11:22 yeah it didn’t work too well for the Olympics 😂
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Happy Wednesday! Thank you for the upload 🎉😊
I can't tell you how exited I am when I see a new upload from you!
Under Paris 2: Planet of the sharks
This movie was bonkers! It blew my mind and was also quite strange. That ending too that took me by surprise for sure. And congrats on over 600k subscribers now! 🎉
But is there a dramatic scene where a guy on a sinking boat has to decide between being electrocuted by the boats battery or being eaten by the shark?
It seems we can't even avoid him anymore when watching mindless movies to escape reality. One of the most harmful invasive specimens alive - infecting brains worldwide.
You missed mentioning the part when the police thought to check the sonar AFTER they did their first dive looking for shark evidence 😂
Sharks in Paris? Mon Dieu! Mobilize the French Foreign Legion! Prepare the artillery! Someone resurrect Napoleon, Joan of Arc, and de Gaulle!!!
Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons !
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons !
A shark going from salt water to fresh water is like a human going from oxygen to carbon dioxide.
my grandma watched this movie and she didn't like it at all! this is the same woman who likes most of the sharknado movies
okay but that girl is dressed like Coraline, blue hair and yellow raincoat. such a funny character design
King spent way too much time on twitter and now he is insane. So i wouldn't take anything he say seriously.
I always love watching Amanda's videos, it's so obvious that she is passionate about movies!
I can say I enjoyed the movie only because I had such low expectations. I totally enjoyed when they were in the catacombs cause so...many....kills! hee hee hee hee - Definitely rolled my eyes and laughed waaaay too much LOL so fun
Congratulations on 600k subscribers! 🎉
if you think about it, this movie teached us that the ones to blame are real-life mayor of Paris, Anne Hidalgo, as well as blue-hair lesbian environmental activists.
(Satire, btw)
EDIT: also, perfect accent on "aujourd'hui", love it.
Can't wair for all the sequels: Under Amsterdam. Under Cologne. Under London and many more! Bangers!