dumb jokes about minecraft
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 พ.ย. 2020
- Minecraft but it's filmed like vine compilation... First there was Lion King but it's filmed like a vine compilation, but now there's Steve. Watch as Steve travels to the End and tries to defeat the Enderdragon. Man I'm typing this at 4:30 AM and can't even focus on what I'm typing. If you're reading this, type in "Dream isn't actually that good" down below. Lol you're gonna get downvoted to oblivion.
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" how long will it last?"
"Three minutes."
" *Oh my dad drink has been lasting for 13 years now* "
Mine is 98 years
@@user-en5yp1ez9o *b r u h*
My dad drank it and he said he was gonna get some milk
@@user-en5yp1ez9o cap
B R U H
Cow: "You're my brother..."
Other cow: "NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo"
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Sweet baby jesus
Yep that's what he said
No no no nooooo noooooooooo run brother runnnnnnnnnn run like you never run before
more like MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“What about a enchantment called commitment OR HONESTY?”
“Jim.”
@funisnotinfinite3636
"But what about an enchantment called commitment, or honest" Killed me.
I don’t get it
@@complexx_scam617its a relationship thing jim was heartbroken
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Me: *visible confusion*
I under stand the there is an end but there is no end
I understand she’s trying to say there is a end as in the ender place in Minecraft but their is no end as in Minecraft is NOT going to be ended
Hmm...
Steve: So there isn’t an end?
Alex: Well yes but actually no.
@@dafirstweebevermade27 no there is no end meaning the map is infinite not the devs won’t end minecraft
The fact that Nathan adds dark humor to his jokes is *perfect*
It is :0
At 2:25 i love how the cow brother is like oh no no no and the sister is like oh look food lol i get it so much
Very true
690th like
The cow
"Polar bears were added because Jeb's wife liked them" Taken from an actual minecraft book.
DAM
Because apparently Jeb is a Simp 😂😂
#JebisaSimp
Ohhh I know this came from one of the essential books published by Mojang right? Survival guide if I'm correct.
from the mobestiary
Brother Cow: He's feeding us. Sis, run!
Sister Cow: He's just giving us food.
Me with a bucket of popcorn: This oughta be good.
Mine Hub
@@JohnMagiure23 underrated
“But... If someone hugs you, you’ll die”
Creeper: that’s the point. End my suffering.
wow. just wow
@@thatonecow546 Steak
Potato
@@thatonecow546 steak, mm
r/YourJokeButWorse
Steve: It's not like we are going to murder him and loot his body or something
Alex: looks at camera
I say one thing poooo
Alex: (In telepathic voice to us viewers) Please gently explain to Steve that we have to do something he doesn't want to....
Steve: "that'll make it last longer" guy: "nice!" I'm dying RN😂
“Set course for the end portal” “no” HAS ME DYING
Enderman: "No u have to look at me" Looks at him* Enderman hits patient.
I hate how I always die to the bow tie : (
Sheep: Ah, I shall soon be naked
Sheep: I shall soon be executed
LOL
d e e p
A stack of likes
he got hearted, wait for the likes to pour in
"What do our customers and me trying to craft bedrock have in common?"
"There's 0% chance for us making it."
*"Jim, this is a hospital"*
LMAO
LOLL
9:39
The editing that nathan puts in his videos is so good i can see he takes so much works on his videos
Steve: Im tired, i need a bed.
Sheep: My days are numbered...
Ye
THE name of this video CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:57
Alex: “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Steve: Visible confusion
Yea
Ya
Is ur pfp josuke
Jk jk i know its giorno just tryna trigger u
Who is giorno I dont know him
@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 ...................... ur either not on part 5 or u just didnt watch jojo
"We might not see polar bears in a few years"
Jeb who actually added polar bears because her wife liked them
Her wife what?
Teacher: "the test is easy"
The test: *There is an end, but there isn't an end. So where is the end (if any)? Explain.*
Supposed to be an unsolvable question, but heres a possible solution: In a circle
At the End Fortress
@@audge-audge At the End Fortress in The End
so true lol
(Show your work)
In the end.
How to kill steve
1.use a “bow”
I make short skits. Yes I know I shouldn't promote. Just give me a chance. That's all I ask😇
This bow? 🎀
@@ayana707 good one lol
Mady u show use the upgraded weapon and armor
crossbow*
3:33 damn he’s actually crying like not acting just CRYING
bruh the cow part had me laughing
"Time to play some peaceful Minecraft..."
Dream: *NO*
OH NAAAATHAAAANN!!
Nathan: LEAVE ME ALOOONE !!!!!
**speedrun music intesifies**
Da da da da.... da da da da dream
*trance music for racing game plays*
“No-one even wants to get close to me”
*couldn’t relate more*
:(
My Minecraft dog's enchantments: honesty, loyalty, and commitment.
"if you give someone a hug, you'll die."
Creeper:"I could REALLY use a hug right now."
Golden shovel
Him:she was a gold digger
Every guy ever:I get you man
skeleton when im on full health: stormtrooper
skeleton when im on half a heart: *the marksman*
No, "The Sniper."
@@pumpking5992 No, the "Hitman."
@@JackAss-xo3gp NO THE SNIPER, "SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB MATE."
@@pumpking5992 Either is good.
No, "The Panzer"
I like how Alex chooses to just say end instead of end dimension which is what half of the player base calls it
steve : alrighty! Finally got some food for you guys!
sister cow : look, he's bringing us food!
brother cow : oh- ohhhhhhh nonononono
sister cow : I wonder why we are never allowed to eat together! You're my brother after all
brother cow : NOo0o000OOOOooooOO00OO0oOo0OOOooOOooooooOoOoOO-0o0Oo0O00O0OO
me : i don't ge- ( realization )
“Hey Steve we need to get to the end”
“End of what?”
*”End of our relationship”*
Hey hello I am a live we shall go to the end
What end
The end of the chat
oof
"There is a end but there isn't an end"
Me: ..............
Ooooof
Bruh
the king has *RETURNED*
You mean god
HUGELY missed opportunity for saying *The return of the* *_KING_*
Yees
OUR KING IS BACK
@@just_a_eric he's NOT A GOD!
Recently got covid and I started binging all of your videos and now I cant stop watching them, keep up the good work on these
“I wonder why he never lets us eat together.”
The brother: no no no no no
Lmao
Why what happens
@@88Fingers999 When you feed 2 animals in a confined space together then they will mate. the joke is that if he feeds them together he is gonna mate with his sister
@@88Fingers999 uhmmm u don’t want to know
@@88Fingers999 they have a baby- YES I SAID I- (people attack me) AH-
I just died when he grabbed the other bow
First liker of this comment :)
No
There he is again😑😑😑
Henlo
Hey ray, leave me alone you ip hacker lol.
“I wonder why we’re not allowed to eat together, you are my brother after all”… so he’s adding realism to Minecraft in real life
7:30 I spit out my drink.
"Fireballs, so you suck fire?"
"Its not the fire"
Literally 40 seconds ago
oh shit oh fuck
Steve: then what is i- no i please back up..
I laughed so hard at that
Ah sit
“So you guys suck the fire?” No, not the fire part
lololol i just got it
The ball
Lmao balls
I can't with the part where steve is getting ready to feed them 2:24
Nathan: my ex girlfriend Amanda still misses me
Therapist: oh well you should get a target for her
Nathan: why would I do that
Therapist: to help her aim
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Ging Ging: “oH nOoO”
No it’s more like
Ging ging: AEYA
No GIIIIIING GING says
aYaH
@@ahmad_dubs OHHH NUUUU I AM SORRY NATAN IS GONNA BEAT ME UP WITH A BROOM AYAH
@@Cubert20 NIIIIIIIIICE
@Windows XP [since 2017] shut up everyone can like what they want to
“I wonder why we are never able to eat together after all you are my brother”
“NOOOOOOOOO”
I died there 🤣
Yes
Sweeet home alabama
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ikr
@@L4ZYGL1TCH ye
Ye boy
bruh no one makes actually good comedy content anymore, ur actually funny asf i died at the guy suggesting the loyalty enchantments 😭
Alex: “it’s Minecraft hell.”
Steve: *sees a fortnite skin dancing*
Me: lmao so true🤣🤣🤣
"Why aren't we allowed to eat together? You are my brother after all"
Brother: STEP SIS NOOOO
YES
@Ryan Madrigal Guerra LOL
LMAO 🤣😳🤣
What if they’re both boys 🤔
@@dukew4981 🌈
Dang, even the eye of ender is better than Siri...
LMFAO
Lol
Lol
U are right
It’s not it’s better than google maps
Nathan never fails to make me laugh
so much to comment on, not enough focus. this video is hilarious 😂😂😂
“I might as well call you a subscribe”
Legit the best way to tell someone to subscribe
My dad: “oh no son I used an infinite invisibility potion”
Me: don’t worry just drink some milk!
My dad: *NO*
Your dad: Oh no we ran out of milk. I’ll go buy some.
@@lilactic7597 OOF
your dad: ive been searching for this milk for years...
DemoZero that’s why the dad went for the milk
Your dad: but we don't have a cow
I like how there’s alternate but complete storylines since the guy who got cheated on first worked at the company then went to the therapist due to his grief later in the video.
2 years later, this video is just as good!
Steve: I'm stacked on diamonds
Alex: I'm also stacked on diamonds
Nathan: *I'm stacked on dark humor jokes*
"how long does that last?"
"3 minutes."
"Oh. The one my dad took has been lasting for the last 13 years"
OMG IM DIENG
its Dying
@@average3055 it’s “It’s”
@@recklesspenguin2230 thx
@@average3055 It’s “Thanks”
@@ejanzbe It's "thx"
you're jokes are like 20 times better than good dad jokes dude keep up the cOmEdY
My most favorite video of Nathan doan
" The trident, it will come back to you, no matter what"
The void: I'm gonna end this trident's whole career
wait does it actually disappear if you throw it in the void?
@@kabeerkhan9797 yes
@@kabeerkhan9797 in java edition yes
@@RawPikachu alright thaks
lava too probably
"Why is he so mean, it's not like we are gonna murder him and loot his body or something"
Alex: ...
Steve: visual confusion*
Copying Aidan Zhong
?
:T
😈 Check out my new 🔞+ Omegle Trolling 😄😄
When Alex just 😳 When she looks at you, I died🤣 and when Steve teleports “Yea that will make it last longer” “Nice!”.
Sheep: "Ahh I am about to be naked"
Steve and alex: *has no shears*
Also sheep: "Ahh I am about to be executed"
You don’t know how happy I get when I see this in my reckmmended
5:55 - 6:05 he wont be able to finish that potion effect early cause he never got the milk he wanted 😭
*Drinks invisibility potion*
"How long does that last?"
"3 minutes"
"The one my dad took is lasting 13 years now"
Guys this is a stretch but just think about it, we’ve never seen Steve and Alex in the same scene.
“He knows to much”
“He knows to much”
*He knows to much*
What about the nether update trailer, they were in the same scene many times
He knows to much
“What do our customers and Me breaking bedrock have in common? We’ll never make it!!!” “This is a hospital.”
"Enderdragon: my real name is dragon"
mojang: your real name is jean?
you uploaded this a week after my birthday
Alex: “set course for the End Portal”
Eye of Ender: *long silence*
Eye of Ender: “No.”
?????????
Wdym
@@UhmActually1 that was the quote from the video
@@UhmActually1 8:30
420 likes xD
Steve: "Alrighty finally got so food for you guys"
Ging ging : "Someone should get the bread for me and my sister"
Lol
I miss Giiing ging 😭
I remember that video
@@ronnas4592 he is now gone gone
ya like ja- ginger palr
1:56 The sheep had me dying 😂
Creeper: I could really use a hug. :(
Doctor: But if someone hugs you, you'll die.
Creeper: Yeah I could _really_ use a hug.
a form of suicide factor right there.
"What are you? A scribe?"
"Oh no, dont say it"
"Or should i say, sub-scribe"
Love that part
@Unknown Trexter yes it is
@Unknown Trexter yes it is
@Unknown Trexter it is funny what u talking about
@Unknown Trexter boi he as just Trina be funny
@Unknown Trexter Dane that one sentence got you like 5 hate comments
Nathan: I can finally relax and play some peaceful Minecraft.
Dream: I’m gonna ruin this mans whole career
Steve: How are we going to go The End, if there's no end
me writing an 1 million essay about how nathan is my favorite youtuber: *intense keyboard noises*
"but if someone hugs you, you die.."
"oh man i could rlly use a hug rn"
Damn that morbid humor
Sheep: ah I shall soon be naked
Steve: do you have any sheers Alex?
Alex: no
Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed
*:(*
:)
:v
:/
:D
Steve: There is a end?
Alex: yes
Steve: ok how we get to the end
Alex: NO there is no end
i love your vids
Alex:set course for the end portal
Eye of ender: no
Alex: "Set course for the end portal"
The Eye Of Ender:" No"
*n o*
Its The Eye Of Ender Btw
Its The Eye of Ender you uncultered fool
@@Phantom-vg6xi dang chill dude
Lol
THE BLAZE PART GOT ME I SPITED MY DRINK WHEN THE BLAZE SAID"no we dont suck fire its not that"
Had to sub for that last part
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
The Sheep: _a h, I s h a l l s o o n b e n a k e d._
Steve: so do u have sheers
Alex: no, I don't have
Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed😜😝
a h , I s h a l l s o o n b e d e a d
@@rahelafathima8807 bruh
𝔞𝔥. ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔟𝔢 𝔢𝔵𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔡.
As Alex looks at sheers but sees hunger bar: *no I don’t*
“There’s zero chance of them making it.” Jim, this is a hospital had me dying
"Well my name is steave and when opponents meet me, all they will see left is a bone, wait."
I laughed so hard XD
The fact nathan has a wig is glorious
“Now I can just relax and play some peaceful minecraft!”
Dream: *are you sure about that*
LOL SO TRUE I WAS LOOKING IS SOMEONE ELSE NOTICE I DIDNT WANT TO WRITE JUST INCASE SOMEONE WROTE IT AND SAY THAT I COPED YOU
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
The fact that no one is talking about how realistic the graphics look.
Dam-
Yea I wonder what texture pack he is using
@Just Another Idiot Sandwich ikr lol
5:30
The joke doesn't work as good as it could be since the title is "minecraft in real life" and not "Minecraft be like" but still a good joke.
"I might as well call you a..subscribe."
enderdragon: *comes back to life*
jim and the creeper would be a great match. both seem to need a hug
Cow: I wonder why we were never allowed to eat together, you're my brother after all!
Other cow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Best parts in my opinion
3:00 trident
6:06 another rack
7:15 ex girlfriend
9:30 the joke
also breeding the cows
There is NO other way to describe MINECRAFT better than this
6:55-6:59 i cant believe you snuck that joke in here 😂
"So you gotta suck fire?"
"No, it's not the fire."
This killed me hajdkskshsjajaja Nathan is the best
When the world needed him most. . .
*He came back.*
2:37 he sounded like scooby doo from scooby doo 2 monsters unleashed and I can't stop laughing!!!!🤣🤣🤣😭