I Got Hand Enlargement Surgery - Off The Rails #19

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  • @sicksadgrls
    @sicksadgrls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    A lil appreciation for Ian because he’s lowkey the funniest person on the crew but because he is so deadpan nobody processes it until seconds later. This man… we need more of him.

    • @sicksadgrls
      @sicksadgrls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      One day, may we all be as powerful as him.

    • @Marina-cq2yt
      @Marina-cq2yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He needs to do stand up, he would kiiilllll at it.

    • @phillwelsh
      @phillwelsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      we get the right amount, never gets old

    • @daffywonderland
      @daffywonderland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Marina-cq2yt he has before! :)

    • @missasoup
      @missasoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Paul Bunyan I disapprove of the crew not getting Ian's comedy right away

  • @sophdoeslife
    @sophdoeslife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3236

    Never did I think I would be so keen to watch a 2 hour podcast with a bunch of people I don’t know talking about how they would design a bathroom but here we are

    • @adrienk8166
      @adrienk8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You're not a true Fupa Trooper then

    • @xxlaura97xx
      @xxlaura97xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      As a follower of yours I’m buzzing to see you on the H3 comment section 😍

    • @itspowerlucayo
      @itspowerlucayo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Welcome to the family (cue Godfather music)

    • @maggie_sugarxo
      @maggie_sugarxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keep telling myself that 2 years later 🤣

    • @dollymay537
      @dollymay537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seeing that soph watches h3 made my day

  • @waxtopia
    @waxtopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    Ethan struggling to watch a TikTok every single pod is absolute gold.

    • @_Biggg_t
      @_Biggg_t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I need someone to do a supercut of all the times it's switches to a different tik tok

    • @Anna-fw8rd
      @Anna-fw8rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then making fun of his mother like he isn't just as bad lmao

  • @iamfallfromgrace
    @iamfallfromgrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6079

    I’m so glad Olivia joined the crew. It’s great having a woman around for the Off the Rails eps when Hila can’t be there. I love what she brings to the show 🙏🏼🌟

    • @chrischavez6297
      @chrischavez6297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      She’s fine too

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@chrischavez6297 bro she was fine as fuck till she said her “type” is the island boys, and mgk.

    • @obludas
      @obludas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      @@dennydarkko no one cares about what you think

    • @shustevan
      @shustevan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@dennydarkko cry

    • @ExclusiveGamerZ9sX
      @ExclusiveGamerZ9sX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      She's the zoomer energy H3 needs to not be boomers

  • @matt-cn4gq
    @matt-cn4gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Why Zach's bathroom concept wasn't just a fresh cut lawn sincerely baffles me

    • @gabihagelstein515
      @gabihagelstein515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Missed opportunity

    • @shawy91
      @shawy91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely! When Ethan ironically asked who could have predicted that? I was like, me. I could not have predicted that.

    • @chelseax2351
      @chelseax2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was certain it was going to be nothing but grass

    • @NoVaSac
      @NoVaSac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s exactly what I was expecting, was a little disappointed

    • @Kigoz4Life
      @Kigoz4Life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      look for corn

  • @Hollygue
    @Hollygue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2364

    Surprised Zach didn’t design the bathroom like someone’s front yard

    • @samueldiaz4789
      @samueldiaz4789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣

    • @Dezzy99-99
      @Dezzy99-99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @annieliina
      @annieliina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i had the same thought, it could also have an automatic camera mechanism that takes a picture of your shit

    • @savorysoup
      @savorysoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i really thought he was going to do that and sad he didn’t take the opportunity

    • @jazireael5412
      @jazireael5412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH MY GOD

  • @EmilyTheEngineer
    @EmilyTheEngineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    "op there it is" is now ENGRAINED in the depths of my brain after watching that intro

    • @LowTide941
      @LowTide941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ok checkmark

    • @fleischer236
      @fleischer236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shackalaka Shackalaka

    • @HobbyVolt
      @HobbyVolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aren't you the girl who makes Iron Man suits on TikTok?! Funny seeing you here!

    • @benzemami
      @benzemami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fucking same Hila is a queen

    • @mamaharumi
      @mamaharumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LowTide941 this isn't twitter dude

  • @noelleh.5235
    @noelleh.5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    "I miss the days when you could cruise around with a gold coin" Ethan acting like he was born in 1776

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he said "Did I miss the days..." but yours is funnier

    • @Lo66Li96
      @Lo66Li96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@sarahschouveller1993 he said "dude, I miss the days when you could just cruise around with a gold coin"

    • @Lo66Li96
      @Lo66Li96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:05:22

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The revolutionary war started in 1778.

    • @cesarpena5022
      @cesarpena5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is the Godfather

  • @AtHomeAtWorkAtPlay
    @AtHomeAtWorkAtPlay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    I‘d die for the crew to go on a trip to Sweden and film a whole season about it. It would be so hilarious!

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg yes!

    • @Eucis93
      @Eucis93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yes, I want Ethan to go into a café and ask for a ”sfika”

    • @SuperChooser123
      @SuperChooser123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOK

    • @SuperChooser123
      @SuperChooser123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol*

    • @AE-fe7hw
      @AE-fe7hw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!

  • @heartsparkle
    @heartsparkle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    This is the best H3 opening I’ve ever seen, from Ethan’s dancing, to AB trying to clap on beat, and dan’s screaming….😭😭😂

  • @HomeworkRadio
    @HomeworkRadio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4418

    Bathroom idea, replace all the walls with one way glass.

    • @wd5739
      @wd5739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Yeah which way?? thats not something you can be vague about! 😂

    • @strwbymlk
      @strwbymlk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      … don’t leave us hanging, please, *which way???*

    • @trevor5473
      @trevor5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@kaila2932 u know which way....😏

    • @Sleepingwei
      @Sleepingwei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Even better….. two way glass 😏

    • @colbicolbiWTF
      @colbicolbiWTF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      There's a rest stop with one way glass for the stalls so you can see if it's safe or spot predators, very cool! It was only in the female restroom but it was 3 am nobody there but us and my mom and niece wanted me to see it lol the doors BTW not like u could see other people in the stalls but u can see the entrance and sinks from inside the stall

  • @samj3749
    @samj3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Ethan absolutely grilling Zach on his rejection story like he’s on trial was so funny to me. Like he already said it was a brutal rejection and Ethan gives no Fs

    • @samj3749
      @samj3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      “And how long did you cry for??” 🤣

    • @scent-bubbles
      @scent-bubbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@samj3749 The idea of someone saying they were extremely embarrassed about a break up and then asking how long they cried for.... I feel so bad for laughing so hard

  • @jackfrizzy2638
    @jackfrizzy2638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    They always say that Love needs to come to the US but I think Ethan and the crew should take a trip to Sweden to meet Love and get that Swedish pizza

  • @Alexandra-hf2di
    @Alexandra-hf2di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    this intro was a masterpiece.
    ethan dancing ✅
    dan’s mating call ✅
    ethan out of breath ✅
    ab pretending to be shot like in scarface 😭 ✅
    zach’s epic remix ✅
    how could i forget LOVE’s DISCO ✅
    FULL SEND BOIS

    • @jmk0574
      @jmk0574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was wondering if ab really lacks that much rhythm or if he was just goofing? 😂

    • @314Poppie
      @314Poppie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO OF ALL TIME

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jmk0574 look how smooth in general AB is… he’s goofing.
      And Dan’s mating call lmao

    • @monica85297
      @monica85297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Awww you forgot Love!

    • @jordan11752
      @jordan11752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

  • @Tagperson
    @Tagperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I love how off the rails is slowly turning into “How much anxiety and stress can we give Dan”

  • @CollinThomasEverett
    @CollinThomasEverett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I cackle every time I hear Dan's "I'm gonna come" soundbyte. So funny and always unexpected.

    • @jessehiggason
      @jessehiggason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And it’s of such clear sound quality. 😂

    • @rachela2727
      @rachela2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same lol too much info but when my boyfriend and I were having sex today It popped into my head. I had to stop myself from giggling

    • @Chelsea-bq1zn
      @Chelsea-bq1zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @hunterchristian5229
      @hunterchristian5229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      definitely the first place sound bite at the moment

    • @JB-ns6ek
      @JB-ns6ek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When he said it too it was completely out of context and not sexual + no one said anything live when it happened. And I thought that's gonna be a soundbite lol.

  • @brookswain7846
    @brookswain7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    One minute in and Ethan is close to passing out. Devoted king

    • @chrislangstaff
      @chrislangstaff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ethan breathing heavy is making me kinda sad...don't die fupa king

    • @oiaeyu
      @oiaeyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      All the blood flow redirected to his massive monster co... hands

    • @KK-pd3rg
      @KK-pd3rg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's so obese he's about to keel over.

    • @soggybiscuit6098
      @soggybiscuit6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Swelling of the face, tiredness. Typical jab side effects

    • @peachfuzz5123
      @peachfuzz5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@soggybiscuit6098 jab?

  • @reytheplatypus
    @reytheplatypus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    very thoughtful of dan to have a little grassy corner in his bathroom design for zach to poop comfortably.

  • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
    @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    0:47 Dan screaming like a banshee in the beginning shook me to my core. He sounds like a dinosaur giving birth. Can someone remix that with Trisha's Ohm chant. 🧘🏻‍♂️

    • @zeekoeeko7714
      @zeekoeeko7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I LOST IT LMAO HE WAS GOING CRAZY!!!

  • @_mattsongz
    @_mattsongz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    God that whole Jordan Peterson bit of “where would we be without men” transitioning into The Godfather bit was the best shit I’ve seen from Ethan in a long time lmfaooo

  • @naynerboppers5254
    @naynerboppers5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Wow! The energy at the start of this quite literally just sent me from feeling tired, sad, and sluggish to upbeat, excited, happy, and energized .....I genuinely needed that and feel moved to say THANK YOU!
    I lost my fur baby of 11 years yesterday She was the most amazing dog, from scaring off multiple intruders (one in the house and at least one in the backyard) to being a big part of my teen son's life to notifying me before migraines, blood sugar crashes, and seizures (without any training that we know of), she was EVERYTHING to us and the perfect dog. So thank you for shaking off my blues so I can instead appreciate how lucky we were to have those 11 years!

    • @maddiemiller410
      @maddiemiller410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (this comment made me remember this, hope you find it nice) “The pain passes, but the beauty remains.” - Pierre Auguste Renoir

    • @gigiwoodward220
      @gigiwoodward220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god I’m fucking sobbing. What kind of dog was it 🥺 I love dogs oh my god

    • @naynerboppers5254
      @naynerboppers5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gigiwoodward220 She was a Boston Terrier mix and looked like a brindle and white pitbull puppy. The second we saw her, she took our hearts! Funny thing was, we were looking for a medium sized dog but because the large dog wing was the one open at the time, we went in to give them some loves before the med/small dog wing was opened up. At the time she had just been picked up that morning and her kennel was being cleaned.....we ended up putting in tentative adoption papers in case the owners weren't located. We got lucky and a few weeks later, she joined our family and home. She was likely between 4-5 (but at most 7) years old when we got her, and we had 11 wonderful years with her. Thank you so much for reaching out.... Talking/typing about her helps me grieve and heal.

    • @naynerboppers5254
      @naynerboppers5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maddiemiller410 Thank you so much. It it so true and why I love talking about her.

  • @ConnieFitton
    @ConnieFitton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    As an Australian, I can say that Koalas are one of our most cherished animals. Sadly since the crazy fires that we had a few years ago, the Koala population has diminished and so many of the trees they lived in and would eat, have been destroyed by fire. SAVE THE KOALAS.

    • @Anuhnuhmess
      @Anuhnuhmess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is so sad 😭

    • @vicminny8151
      @vicminny8151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's all because of Gladys!!

    • @evobeast
      @evobeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're stinky AS though

    • @maryjjaneeee
      @maryjjaneeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@evobeast I'm sure you stink too, doesn't mean we will let you go extinct or disrespect you

    • @heleni5946
      @heleni5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@evobeast bish its more like YOU stink leave koalas alone

  • @mozze_satrio
    @mozze_satrio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I love how Olivia is sick but still slays with the makeup on.

    • @KIWIKIMI14
      @KIWIKIMI14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Olivia’s makeup is always so gorgeous!

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@hulkamania5071 maybe she just wants to wear makeup

    • @lauralanthalasa7
      @lauralanthalasa7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hulkamania5071 there is nothing wrong with wanting to look her best on camera

    • @lauralanthalasa7
      @lauralanthalasa7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ObesePuppies yeah, some people want 100 layers and it's not your buisness, nobody is making you wear it so why do you care

    • @mozze_satrio
      @mozze_satrio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hulkamania5071 nah I don't think she puts on make up to please anyone but herself. Just a little appreciation of how great her make up is won't hurt though

  • @CLong-ht7kn
    @CLong-ht7kn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I’m with Olivia. It’s very difficult to be put on the spot by a guy and it’s hard to say no, you feel so guilty and bad for the guy.

    • @blkkatemoss
      @blkkatemoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Maaaannnn we need to teach kids rejection happens and it’s fine specially boys if they can deal with the feeling of rejection young maybe they’ll grow up not blaming women for not being interested in them

    • @miminaomi9844
      @miminaomi9844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@blkkatemoss as someone who works with young kids, I can honestly tell you from the bottom of my heart, that the younger generation will not handle rejection well because they are extremely spoiled and just get their tablet thrown at them when they're upset over something. with peace and love millennial parents (obv not all) suck ass

    • @heatherwatchesstuff
      @heatherwatchesstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Agreed, and I also think guys get mad because they think girls are acting rude in these scenarios but I will say, in my own experience, that getting approached by a guy you’ve never met and asked pointedly to go out with them feels almost objectifying and you automatically feel the need to put your guard up

    • @_Biggg_t
      @_Biggg_t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly, whether they know it or not they put us on the spot and it's hard to say no. But if you are doing it publicly you open yourself up for rejection ya know

    • @violet7583
      @violet7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blkkatemoss YES!!

  • @savvysushi
    @savvysushi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    I don’t think anyone at H3 understands the comedic gold that Ethan’s “where would we be without men” transition into The Godfather scene is. Every minute of it gets more and more painful to watch and somehow better and better 😂😂😂

    • @sewwes8129
      @sewwes8129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      exactly this lmao

    • @Foodntrains
      @Foodntrains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fax fax fax

    • @noitskathelyn
      @noitskathelyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i literally laughed so hard LMAOOO

    • @Hannah-dx6zz
      @Hannah-dx6zz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was DYING

    • @Megz99
      @Megz99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s sooooo good😂😂

  • @Pennyfairy22
    @Pennyfairy22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    That chair has made Dan a new man lol we no longer have censored Dan we got Dr.Evil Dan and I’m living for it.

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts!

  • @RG-FNR
    @RG-FNR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    You guys need to make Dan screaming LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO into a soundbite, that part frickin killed me LMAO.
    Put em in a coffin.

  • @andyx670
    @andyx670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    The off the rails level energy gets me so fucking hyped. Let's goooooo

    • @Granolerbars
      @Granolerbars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The intros are so funny

    • @jackk3951
      @jackk3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Granolerbars The intros are my fav part

    • @a1yssaa
      @a1yssaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i get instantly happy when they post

    • @Granolerbars
      @Granolerbars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackk3951 me too I was listening for the Trisha ommmmmmm 🧘🏽‍♀️ lmao *gunshots*

    • @bybelab.8720
      @bybelab.8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      favorite one hands down. the whole crew being involved makes everything great

  • @remy3839
    @remy3839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Hila sound bites will always be god tier no matter what

    • @JorgeTorres-tx3rq
      @JorgeTorres-tx3rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wudup BIG pimps

    • @2timestwisted590
      @2timestwisted590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You big mad is my favorite

    • @emmadalleybartram4849
      @emmadalleybartram4849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I want to smell feet

    • @Serzzle
      @Serzzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have you visited Blacked?

    • @nicolewisYT
      @nicolewisYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anyone know where the "oop there it is" one is from? I can't place it.

  • @angelinaaleman1071
    @angelinaaleman1071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    As for AB’s bathroom design, the toilet flush handle should be activated by lifting/tilting the hat

    • @colleen6630
      @colleen6630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think they brought that up

    • @Vegas2332
      @Vegas2332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking give the toilet a pair of shades, and flush by tilting the ear hook lol

  • @ez865
    @ez865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Dan: “don’t chew in the mic!”
    Also Dan: Screams as loud as he can in the mic.

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tomashmore7413 well to be fair I’m the other way around

    • @Eddysig
      @Eddysig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AHAHAHA U RIGHT THAT SCREAM WAS SO LOUD 😂

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've got a conditions called Narcolepsy w/Cataplexy. Cataplexy is basically a loss of energy after having an extreme reaction to something or feeling an extreme emotion.
      The point of me saying that is because one of my Cataplexy triggers is the sound of people chewing and smacking... (cough) Ethan. So I much prefer Dan screeching into my eardrums than Ethan sounding like a farm animal eating.

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nevaeh9125 I’m sorry about that :( so when u hear triggers like that u fall asleep? I’m just curious bc I’ve never heard of that!

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@haleyt3754 (long read, sorry. Wanted to explain the best way I could)
      Well, Narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder that causes me to feel sleepy, drowsy, and tired all the time. Imagine the feeling of not sleeping for 72 hours. That's the feeling of Narcolepsy.
      Narcolepsy also causes Sleep Attacks. That basically means I can uncontrollably fall asleep anytime, anywhere, while doing anything. It's scary in some situations to say the least.
      And as for Cataplexy, you've got part of it right. I do fall asleep or take a nap after having a Cataplexy Attack because it exhausts me so much. But a Cataplexy Attack usually starts with me getting angry at the trigger and then slowly bawling my eyes out as I get sleepy. My muscles get weak, I kinda slouch back, and eventually fall asleep.

  • @beckyjo2914
    @beckyjo2914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Ethan transitioning to the main segment in every episode: this is pretty interesting. I think you guys’ll like this. So here we have -

    • @KatieZler
      @KatieZler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love how right you are!

    • @aracelymendoza1567
      @aracelymendoza1567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      & he’s never wrong

    • @shayb8315
      @shayb8315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahah I love it

    • @jadeperez1170
      @jadeperez1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And it’s always interesting

    • @MiuXiu
      @MiuXiu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Stoneytroll Fall asleep on your phone or something?

  • @NubleMarie
    @NubleMarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I love how the crew KNOWS protesting against the god father meme would only encourage Ethan more, so they have to resort to not giving him any attention like a child 💀

  • @High_im_hashley
    @High_im_hashley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    As a ceramic artist, I would 100% dedicate all my time into making AB's toilet dream a reality!! Fully functional sculpture!!

  • @robinbanks644
    @robinbanks644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    dude, ethans "where would we be without men" gets me everytime

    • @buttistedsuidice3296
      @buttistedsuidice3296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Godfather-JP crossover is destroying me, It’s so good

    • @robinbanks644
      @robinbanks644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@buttistedsuidice3296 yeah the godfather got me too, also its funny how much dan hates it.

    • @Snoozy123
      @Snoozy123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The people that called him out over it, when it first happened, needs to be thrown in jail
      😂😂😂

  • @rapidash8060
    @rapidash8060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    But why did AB become an expert at toilet bowl sizing? Why wouldn't anyone prompt him to finish that? Tell me

    • @333damanha
      @333damanha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW!!!

    • @rileybrownco
      @rileybrownco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He installed bidets at the office

  • @watchshortiego
    @watchshortiego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    AB’s shimmy at the beginning got me DEAD AF. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Memi-cp4yc
      @Memi-cp4yc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yessssss

    • @benzemami
      @benzemami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Followed by Dan’s scream that finished me😂😂😂

    • @NecroMancer84
      @NecroMancer84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boy's got rhythm 😁

    • @andreaarchaeology
      @andreaarchaeology 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I missed it the 1st time so went back to watch. Worth it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @worldprincess5531
      @worldprincess5531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You look so beautiful in your picture! 👰🏻

  • @sandquezo
    @sandquezo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    The little pause of faze blanks saying “h3h3 humor” in the middle of the chaos and then AB getting shot up KILLLED ME. I was crying.

    • @kaaarennnn
      @kaaarennnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME, I had to rewatch it a few times

    • @kaibartell22
      @kaibartell22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      can you time stamp that please?😂

    • @alexandramakaiau1966
      @alexandramakaiau1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaibartell22 0:27

    • @kaibartell22
      @kaibartell22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexandramakaiau1966 HAHAHA thank you!!! ✌️&❤️

  • @kaysanma
    @kaysanma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Thank you Ethan for recognizing Taiwan as a country in which we've fought so hard to stand our ground in all the global organizations under China's political oppression!!

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Cena is the only person who learnt a second language and managed to look less intelligent.

    • @Bunnyjuniorfan
      @Bunnyjuniorfan ปีที่แล้ว

      Sending you love, praying for Taiwan xx

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    TIMESTAMPS
    4:11 - ethan’s laugh
    8:08 - tik tok find
    13:07 - jeff bezos
    24:41 - brutal rejection
    30:09 - rejection stories
    47:13 - rejection stories (cont.)
    52:27 - bathroom makeover

    • @user-182hsj
      @user-182hsj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💛💛

    • @SilentSzZ
      @SilentSzZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The queen we need but don’t deserve 👑

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alexisc3356 yea I wanted them to move on from that I was getting bored lol

    • @Theirtherethere.
      @Theirtherethere. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@candy2325 for real I hate when that happens .. I truly can't stand the fuck ya baby guy on Fridays like the first time ok but every time after has just made me want to range

    • @Missellamama
      @Missellamama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait there's nothing after bathroom makeover!?

  • @hannahperkins4694
    @hannahperkins4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I was fully expecting Zach's bathroom to be no toilet, just grass, and the wallpaper is the outside of a house. Perhaps a tree in the corner

    • @Zigzag5710
      @Zigzag5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo

    • @zt3726
      @zt3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the comment I was looking for! That’s exactly what I was expecting

    • @INT1388
      @INT1388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Would be good, but Zach aint funny like that

    • @justjack6967
      @justjack6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Missed opportunity

    • @orangepie9462
      @orangepie9462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thiiiissss

  • @waxtopia
    @waxtopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The guidance counselor was honestly wrong for that. She should have told that poor kid that he needs to ask himself because it’s out of her power. Would have saved him some embarrassment

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, she could’ve reassured and encouraged him without involving herself..

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@genericname8727 exactly ! That would have been the best route. Instead it was basically like a hostage situation 😂

    • @kate-ec4pj
      @kate-ec4pj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if HE asked her for that

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kate-ec4pj like i said, she should have told him that it’s out of her power 😂

    • @kate-ec4pj
      @kate-ec4pj ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waxtopia hahah true

  • @cowboyblue6890
    @cowboyblue6890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    love how the camera cuts to AB not giving a shit when ethan’s doing the godfather

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *scrolls on phone*

    • @Missellamama
      @Missellamama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp please

    • @cowboyblue6890
      @cowboyblue6890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Missellamama 23:14

  • @bendoerges4211
    @bendoerges4211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Ethan: “Is anybody laughing?”
    *Zach laughing in the distance*
    Love the podcast😂

  • @throast7247
    @throast7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Dan's bathroom set up is really nice, but it cracks me up that he's fine with the regular door, nothing special just a door

  • @jenntato9847
    @jenntato9847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Zach not designing his bathroom like the yard he shit in was a missed opportunity

    • @marz3013
      @marz3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE TOO

  • @matthewl3795
    @matthewl3795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "It's all about creating something and letting it go" Ethan: "Like a poop"

    • @kicobry
      @kicobry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i hope i didn’t miss this and just haven’t got to it yet lol

  • @leesus2275
    @leesus2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’m tripping on shrooms I must say there is great chemistry with this crew

  • @Codyumm
    @Codyumm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Loves laugh gets me every time.

    • @johnbrown1290
      @johnbrown1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's when you know a joke or bit really slaps lol

    • @alexhonken
      @alexhonken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "heh heh heh"

    • @habowtat
      @habowtat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It sounds like he's planning on coming to America to join them yeah? He said, "when I come to America, I want a safe place to poop" maybe he just meant when he visits

    • @PerSixPlus
      @PerSixPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too. Every time something is on the brink of making me laugh and Love chimes in with his giggle, I burst out laughing. 🤣

    • @Brrrrrrre
      @Brrrrrrre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@habowtat he’s coming after christmas

  • @shokstudios
    @shokstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    AB laughing hysterically at Zach’s rejection story is everything😂

  • @saphirecotto4347
    @saphirecotto4347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Can we get a compilation of Ethan ripping off his Beanie it’s always aggressive.

  • @mcr5645
    @mcr5645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Ethan subtly leading Zach's storytelling skills is wholesome af

    • @nessa2160
      @nessa2160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah when he tells a story it's very obvious he doesn't know how to get to the point or correctly emphasize certain parts and make it funny.

    • @sophiej9346
      @sophiej9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nessa2160 omg 😂😂😂 u did not have to call him out like that

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nessa2160 I have to agree. I always get nervous when Zach wants to share a story because I know Ethan is going to grill him mad hard 😅

  • @alainatrudeau572
    @alainatrudeau572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    i’m glad they stopped editing Ethan’s hands to be smaller in the thumbnails finally, we get to see them in their full glory

  • @dedemegadodo3.14
    @dedemegadodo3.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love ethans dancing so much, looks like he should be at a school disco with a flamed tshirt on

  • @zodiacblack
    @zodiacblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    We all know Zach’s real bathroom is a simulated frontyard.

    • @m4ni3czk4
      @m4ni3czk4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @legioncourier-2473
    @legioncourier-2473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The story telling segments are always the best part of the podcast wish there was more of it

  • @ACER0710
    @ACER0710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    The amount of joy it brings me when AB puts his head in his shirt from laughing 😂😂😂

  • @abi5341
    @abi5341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    i was asked to homecoming my senior year in front of the ENTIRE school (bu someone much more popular than me). i didn’t have the heart to reject him, and instead had to endure one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life. tried desperately to avoid him the entire time. anyways, i told him i was a lesbian like three days later and he did not take it well. i promise you that girls do not find this flattering, it’s just super awkward for us and makes it hard to say no.

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yea I don’t like it either. I don’t like a lot of attention and people watching me anyways so I don’t want a public announcement. I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to propose to me in front of people.. i prefer it privately

    • @christmastiger
      @christmastiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dude we need to get rid of proms and homecomings, I feel like they are exciting in theory and then end up disappointing the vast majority of people. I'm sure there are people out there who had fun at them but the amount of brutal rejections and disappointment and horror stories I've heard makes me think we need to ban asking people to prom at the very least.

    • @brimccrea160
      @brimccrea160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think the only time it's cute is if it's been talked about beforehand, like like I wanted my high school girlfriend to do a promposal for me so bad but thats not something she wanted so I didn't do it. but I had another couple friend who was comfortable with the idea of a promposal and the girls bf was able to still surprise her even tho she knew it was coming at some time

  • @mallorybailey8308
    @mallorybailey8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Ethan dancing to tragic events of history took me out😂😭🤌

    • @yemapaez6153
      @yemapaez6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im screaming

    • @hopsfy
      @hopsfy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you would really enjoy Noel Miller's "turn up for tragedy" bit then

    • @heatherfoust4760
      @heatherfoust4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @jsdndksmdkds
    @jsdndksmdkds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i think the biggest mistranslation is how love responds to questions with "sure" when he's 100% serious lmao

  • @kristeamarie
    @kristeamarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    zach’s the type of guy to ask someone a question about themselves in hopes they’ll ask him the same question back so he’ll get a chance to talk about himself 👀

    • @dusk3485
      @dusk3485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao 🤣 I can totally see this happening

    • @kristeamarie
      @kristeamarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dusk3485 he literally did when he asked ethan if he had any good rejection stories and then brought it back on to himself 😂

  • @samysnes
    @samysnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    If there's one room you DON'T want to be a blacklight room, is the bathroom lol

    • @timoverbeck7669
      @timoverbeck7669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or the fact that everyone is wearing the same headset while they shit...

    • @CommanderWaddles
      @CommanderWaddles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stjoco Thank you!

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg there will be stuff everywhere 😭

  • @mrshobbs
    @mrshobbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I actually choked and cried laughing when the tik tok kept scrolling to that dude with the mask. the sudden jarring noise and ethan's frustration just gets me every time.

  • @wannabewriter5722
    @wannabewriter5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Ethan’s dancing is godly

    • @user-ss6db7fq1y
      @user-ss6db7fq1y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same with AB

    • @borromorro
      @borromorro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear Michael Scott has done a similar dance

    • @BloodyBobJr
      @BloodyBobJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think you can exactly call his dancing good..but its oddly super fun to watch. Especially his old H3 videos

  • @_AverageAlex_
    @_AverageAlex_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Olivia’s bathroom idea needs to happen. Party Pööper is genius.

    • @flowermom3507
      @flowermom3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Only thing is- the black light is going to show any urine anywhere 😂

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flowermom3507 strobe lighting so you're pretty much blinded and can't see it

    • @CommanderWaddles
      @CommanderWaddles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@flowermom3507 Easy cleaning 👌

    • @ariseira_
      @ariseira_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daft punk make a surprise appearance at the hottest club around

  • @omniisimproductions
    @omniisimproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Dan: “It’s like cavernous in there.”
    Ethan: “You think it’s cavernous?
    Dan: “Yeah.”
    Ethan: “Like a man’s anus.”
    Dan: “Oh-w…ok.”

    • @TheFlamingJason
      @TheFlamingJason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      one of my favorite moments in h3 podcast history

    • @omniisimproductions
      @omniisimproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheFlamingJason I have to agree. I was like why tf is no one laughing. I would’ve been dying 🤣

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was not trying to confirm that shit 😭

    • @omniisimproductions
      @omniisimproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@candy2325 lol for real 🤣

  • @chloewagenknecht8618
    @chloewagenknecht8618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    This show makes me die of laughter EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

    • @CaponeXX
      @CaponeXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if you come back every week you're not really dying.

    • @courtneymsx
      @courtneymsx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its one of the few things that keep me going 😂

    • @CaponeXX
      @CaponeXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@courtneymsxThat's not good.

  • @TheAsherShow
    @TheAsherShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    24:59 When you use the track pad to Zoom the tiktok video and your mouse is over the video itself, it will scroll to the next video if you slide up or down...You need to have your mouse cursor hovering over the COMMENTS before you zoom in. You're welcome, peace and love of course

    • @Camibug
      @Camibug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shhhh don’t tell him

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bump this to the top y'all to save Ethan 😂

  • @spityergumout
    @spityergumout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Ian grilling Zach for his clapping cheeks comment had me in tears.

  • @MaruB88
    @MaruB88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    damn, ethan busting moves while talking about 9/11 got me crying laughing ☠️☠️☠️

    • @Kcoads
      @Kcoads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10:36 Ethan tik tok dances to 9/11. 1 like = thanking me for the time stamp. Foot soldiers!!!!

  • @laurenwelsh640
    @laurenwelsh640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    On the note of rejection, I 100% agree with Olivia. It feels so shitty to have to reject someone. I honestly hate being put in positions like that, especially if it's public as I have major social anxiety. I think the best way to approach it is to get to know the person a little bit and go from there, no need for big PUBLIC gestures. You really are setting yourself up to embarrass yourself and the person you like.

    • @dd-eb3bo
      @dd-eb3bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YES. I find it misogynistic to say we should be grateful for that attention. And the story Zach told is straight from nightmeres. Don't do that to people You are not sure if they like you back...

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont ever understand why guys think a girl wants to get to know them with that heavy weight of "are you going to date me" the whole time

  • @arielgiroux
    @arielgiroux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    dan’s bathroom but instead of nature sounds, make it Trisha’s “ooommm” sound bite

  • @GrizzlytheNatural
    @GrizzlytheNatural 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Zach's ideal bathroom should have just been a lawn

  • @Imanol897
    @Imanol897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dan doesn't always encourage Ethan to spend a lot of money but he seems very enthusiastic about the bathroom renovations

  • @dylan-tristamoores2077
    @dylan-tristamoores2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Ethans laugh being compared to a koala really made my whole day ☠️

  • @teatalkwithsha6159
    @teatalkwithsha6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Ethan being out of breath that long is the most relatable thing I've seen

  • @BTSHopeWrld
    @BTSHopeWrld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    TIMESTAMPS:
    2:20 Teddy fresh x Looney tunes
    4:07 Ethan’s koala laugh
    8:09 Educational tiktok guy
    13:07 Bezos PowerPoint ban
    24:41 Tiktoks Brutal Rejection
    30:10 H3’s rejection stories
    44:00 AD ME UNDIES
    46:04 AD UPSTART
    47:13 Ian’s rejection story
    52:27 Extreme makeover Office bathroom edition
    01:53:27 AB’s pee pee story

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you!!

    • @dusk3485
      @dusk3485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re the best

  • @popcuties
    @popcuties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When I was in my 6th grade classroom I had a teacher that called me into the hallway, and when I went outside there was another student waiting for me. The student asked me out and I awkwardly said no and went back to class… I hated my teacher for that. Ugh.

  • @dylan-tristamoores2077
    @dylan-tristamoores2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    It’s genuinely hard to pick my favourite part of ethan. Its definitely a tie between his impeccable hairline and his godly hands.

    • @tryarsenic
      @tryarsenic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An his inbred genes

  • @kkw7912
    @kkw7912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    i don’t think people realize how funny AB is

    • @Alexandra-hf2di
      @Alexandra-hf2di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: he’s the middle child of the h3 podcast 😂

    • @elalim1691
      @elalim1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      proof

    • @japaneseninja33
      @japaneseninja33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      AB in the silent library podcast was my favorite. I laughed so much watching him with his silver bowl

    • @Akito0110
      @Akito0110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do! I always appreciate him and Love

  • @jaydenhere6722
    @jaydenhere6722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ethans so fukn funny. So glad I found this podcast to brighten up my life.

  • @jaylaaa-x
    @jaylaaa-x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    the intro gets more hype every episode and I’M HERE FOR IT
    DAN’S SCREAMING THOUGH LMAO

  • @caro6003
    @caro6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    ab’s face/quiet laughter when zach’s telling his rejection story is 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Nuggett-irl
    @Nuggett-irl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I feel like Dan hates sounding like a know it all but some things he just can’t let Ethan get away with 😅

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ethan: I’ve never heard of gold da-bullion…

  • @autumngunn3944
    @autumngunn3944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    How could they approve a hand enlargement surgery when Ethan’s hands were already the largest, manliest, Titan hands of any man on the earth HANDS down

  • @Kb-gh2rk
    @Kb-gh2rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Love and Olivia are absolute understated gems as far as the energy they bring to the podcast. So grateful the show has such a wicked crew 🙌🏻

  • @Esach711
    @Esach711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    At this point I am almost certain Ethan does not realize that Tasmanian She-Devil is not just Taz in drag. It's an entirely different character lol.

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time he mentions it I just feel my eye twitch lol

  • @JustCuzItsCute
    @JustCuzItsCute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You know that after the prom rejection the counselor said something like " See you did it!, you had the courage to stand up go your fears. Life is full of rejections but now you know you can overcome anything".

  • @Annikakay15
    @Annikakay15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I am fully obsessed with the new “where would we be” bit, never stop doing it. (Also so pleased so see you guys made ur way to the John Cena “Bing chilling” video, it’s the funniest shit)

  • @andresruvalcaba1993
    @andresruvalcaba1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That transition from Jordan Peterson to The Godfather was legendary

  • @Scruffy-Janitor
    @Scruffy-Janitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My grandma always loves her looney tunes sweater. Thank you for just giving me a great gift she is going to love that Jacket, and you're about to have a 90 year old sport some teddy fresh.

  • @laurenc2426
    @laurenc2426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Ian’s switching work during The Godfather bit was truly amazing

  • @mataioconnor9468
    @mataioconnor9468 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is such a good episode hahah going back through old ones and there is pure gold

  • @marag7816
    @marag7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Dan's the type of guy to do a pirate impression while exlaining the history of gold doubloons in the middle of the podcast

  • @radraccoon8911
    @radraccoon8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Hey H3 crew, im not sure exactly why but this episode is going down as one of my faves. Great moves.

    • @spaghettigal
      @spaghettigal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zach was really on point w the soundbites this ep

  • @luism644
    @luism644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ethan calling the Swedish flag the IKEA flag was the best

  • @Sophie98
    @Sophie98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The intro gets more off the rails every week and I’m here for it

  • @BabyShaq44
    @BabyShaq44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I will never get sick of Off the Rails intros

    • @BabyShaq44
      @BabyShaq44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kellym9190 Yup! Zach is a god with the intros

  • @marys1800
    @marys1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This was high-key low-key a great episode. These off the rails are getting better and better!

  • @Shikimira101
    @Shikimira101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The “where would we be without men” bit is literally gold. It kills me everytime 💀