Insect Expert, Mark "Dr. Bugs" Moffett - 5/23/07

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  • Insect Expert, Mark "Dr. Bugs" Moffett - 5/23/07
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  • @azqg
    @azqg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "I have tapes"

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It will be uploaded to National Pornographic website.

  • @nerekapiteni4750
    @nerekapiteni4750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I dream of the day I can use the phrase "slug-like rage" outside of a scientific context.

    • @jesspace4069
      @jesspace4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg that part made me laugh hard lol

  • @percycat213
    @percycat213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    conan and moffet have great chemistry

  • @JohnnieDarko
    @JohnnieDarko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Eddie Izzard's face is priceless.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought that was Nick Offerman for a quick sec

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats just his face , hes gay.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mirza6399 Fuck off. Using gay as an insult in 2020; Grow up. Better to be gay than straight, but go off.

  • @YungCountertop
    @YungCountertop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think this man is the first and only person to ever say “Slug like rage” 😂😂😂 that shit killed me.

  • @3fammy
    @3fammy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    ".. we're suppose to educate ourself not some skit you frog licker" 🤣
    And i'm pretty much dying when Conan said "Who the hell are you?" Wkwkwk it's so Conan everytime he realize something weird about his guests

  • @holycow343
    @holycow343 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    those side burns

  • @jayg9087
    @jayg9087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "lesbian lizard" XD

  • @acehole4788
    @acehole4788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This Dr. Bugs is top notch guest

  • @Alejandro-xd1pf
    @Alejandro-xd1pf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    6:00 "A lesbian Lizard in Texas..." now I'm sure, this guy was picked-up off the streets.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lots of species of animals can be gay, actually. It's not a surprise that a lizard is a lesbian. I would know, for I am a lesbian and shed skin like a reptile.

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dr. Moffett is a former Yale and Harvard professor. Probably one of the most accomplished experts they ever had on the show. Of course, to get on Conan he had to be goofy and outrageous, which is why he came up with these "skits".

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bring this guy back!!

  • @coastalsailor
    @coastalsailor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Best conan segment

  • @FlowerofDissolution
    @FlowerofDissolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "All the better to see with..."
    "Are you crushing them into a paste?
    lolz

  • @MsKillerqueen5
    @MsKillerqueen5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    ZING!!! , hahaha you can tell DR. Bug's face got numb at the end

  • @johnshadoe
    @johnshadoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One of the coolest guys.

  • @indecentproposal9473
    @indecentproposal9473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    did you check out its record collection?
    ahaha lol. then a face of instant regret

  • @mayonnaiseeee
    @mayonnaiseeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amazing segment, thank you

  • @PureVikingPowers
    @PureVikingPowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *Jonathan the tortoise is 188 years old born in 1832.* _That makes him the oldest-known land animal alive today._ In his lifetime, Jonathan has lived through two world wars and 39 US presidents 🐢👍🏻 He also predates the first postage stamp (1840), the building of the first skyscraper (1885) and the completion of the Eiffel Tower (1887) the first photograph of a person (1838), the first incandescent light bulb (1878) and the first powered flight (1903).

    • @t.y.5565
      @t.y.5565 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the Civil War!

  • @KristinaBrandorff
    @KristinaBrandorff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This frog reminds me of some celebrity, but I can't remember whom, lol

    • @EBiz-tv9jq
      @EBiz-tv9jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Benatar CubanBach?

  • @jjm0537
    @jjm0537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great guest!

  • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
    @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the upload. You have the best choice.

  • @troydante
    @troydante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "How do you know? Did you check out its record collection?"
    hahahaha!

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:40 . ..look at his face..
    D:

  • @DavidAlvarado-js3qq
    @DavidAlvarado-js3qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The banana-slug is the University of California, Santa Cruz's Mascot!

  • @aerosma5021
    @aerosma5021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    amazing video

  • @robert04872
    @robert04872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Lol, 1:24, totally burned Conan and no one said shit.

    • @bee4590
      @bee4590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I noticed that too

  • @pierson974
    @pierson974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Wouldn’t the glove touching the frog then the other animals kill the other animals?

    • @donkykong6369
      @donkykong6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Think the glove has an other purpuse, heard that somefrogs are that moistres that there skin would haft on yours and probably rip off. This ones hold in captivity for over a year and hasnt eaten the plants and things it need to produce that poison. Sry for my english

    • @pierson974
      @pierson974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donkykong6369 that is a great point! At the time i didnt know that poison dart frogs werent naturally poisonous

    • @erikalenoeye8925
      @erikalenoeye8925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was planned ina way to makeit seem like an accident

  • @melancholyellie5577
    @melancholyellie5577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg I love this guy!

  • @arirhamdar394
    @arirhamdar394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this is so hilarious lmaoo

  • @damamae950
    @damamae950 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Go Mark. You're the bomb

  • @KoopaXross
    @KoopaXross 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:16 fuckin' savage.

  • @rohanwalia9931
    @rohanwalia9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That wink at 7:59 lol

  • @MrJNEW82
    @MrJNEW82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That "half inch" burn unfortunately went right over Conans head 👎

  • @CaptainAhab117
    @CaptainAhab117 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dr Bugs is a low key savage.

  • @iharkins1
    @iharkins1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL at the other guests face...

  • @jeezrelbalais2973
    @jeezrelbalais2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can i ask a help for identifying insect

  • @thelastdadonearth
    @thelastdadonearth 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Conan always seem to have these second/third segment non-celebrity guests that come on Late Night who gravitate towards talking about sex regardless of whatever they came on for. Remember the bread guy?

  • @JustBackgroundNoise
    @JustBackgroundNoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wouldn’t the poison on his gloved hand be dangerous for the other animals he was handling?

    • @roxannehoff2889
      @roxannehoff2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like he explained, its been in captivity so hasn't been eating poisonous plants to stay poisonous itself. I think he is mostly wearing them to protect the frog since the salt and other things on the human skin is extremely bad for frogs. They absorb all these things through their skin and can leave them with an badly irritated skin. If you want to handle frogs its the best to rinse your hands and keep them moist. But that wasn't an option here.

  • @amiepecaut6707
    @amiepecaut6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When he licked the toad I was like bruh

  • @thomasrios5072
    @thomasrios5072 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Conan looks the same ......

  • @drummerhere
    @drummerhere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    EDDIE IZZARD

  • @NekoJesusPie
    @NekoJesusPie ปีที่แล้ว

    Eddie Izzard didn’t miss a single word

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He should come on and lick a trippy toad

  • @amaryllistorres3337
    @amaryllistorres3337 ปีที่แล้ว

    It seems to me like you're the EXpert Mark!

  • @forestspiritsquad74
    @forestspiritsquad74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually have an African Bullfrog as a pet.

  • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
    @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This Is from 2007..
    Many years after technology was invented.. why does this look like it is some recording from the seventies?
    Eddie Izzard Rules!!!
    Actually.. these slugs might be the ones who are what that rule.. mmm. Jealous member.. I'm not.
    ✌🐺🧙‍♂️👍 Love.

  • @samuelstalder9522
    @samuelstalder9522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can say that I am the thousandth like :)

  • @louschwick7301
    @louschwick7301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "this is a lesbian lizard"
    Otherwise known as Ellen DeGeneres

  • @stellaellaolamindyourownbu7092
    @stellaellaolamindyourownbu7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yup you heard him a lesbian lizard. No joke.

  • @Number__3
    @Number__3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    when he brought out the roaches, I literally ran away from my computer

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    NO POLITICS ...I love it !

  • @shahxad6533
    @shahxad6533 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lesbian Lizard is the hilarious thing I heard today

  • @reallizardperson5042
    @reallizardperson5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    those fucking slugs are everywhere where i live

  • @jesspace4069
    @jesspace4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    rofl 'SKIT!!?!?'

  • @ArshDS
    @ArshDS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmfao

  • @peterluck3154
    @peterluck3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    only one creature was an insect.... its not entomology

  • @CombatLegsVIDS
    @CombatLegsVIDS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did he died?

    • @teodoz12
      @teodoz12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CombatLegsVIDS He came back on TBS

    • @damnmuggle
      @damnmuggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wth would you ask this

  • @stellaellaolamindyourownbu7092
    @stellaellaolamindyourownbu7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its a slimy situation ewww.

  • @robinjabroni7006
    @robinjabroni7006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    But...he used the same glove to pick up the lizard that he used on the poisonous frog...

  • @Commando303X
    @Commando303X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sideburns Conan.

  • @ricardorivera3153
    @ricardorivera3153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He just killed the other animals after to grab the little poison froggy ???😯😯😯

  • @minavanhelsing2749
    @minavanhelsing2749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Slugs is one slimy situation. #ewwwww

  • @xk7447
    @xk7447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized we're no different than a slug.

  • @runbaa9285
    @runbaa9285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I misread the title as "Incest Expert"...

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle ปีที่แล้ว

    slug life

  • @bugloverspiderlover8490
    @bugloverspiderlover8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those slugs look like crap!

  • @jaid1334
    @jaid1334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ahh when Conan used to be good! I really miss Conan when he was on Late Night.

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Jai D Are you high? He's still excellent. Just because he's on TBS now doesn't mean he lost any of his talent.

    • @jaid1334
      @jaid1334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jbmp1390 He's good not nowhere as excellent as Late Night. I think the problem with the current show are the sketches, most of the time they are not funny (relative to me). However, his skits about going to various places like Cuba, All American Doll store, Beauty consultant etc ... are the best. I think that shows you his strengths. Also, I preferred when they have had Max Weinberg as the sidekick, I found him more funnier than Andy (again relative to me).

    • @SealAngel
      @SealAngel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jbmp1390
      I'm with Jai D
      It's not that Conans not funny he's as brillant as he ever was and Triumphs back and he's slowly brought back old skits over time and thats awesome!
      It's the new show and format on TBS? It just doesn't have the same feel and vibe as the old late night show and because of that it sucks!
      Wish Conan would go back to New York

    • @Doatello1991
      @Doatello1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jai D Yeah I agree Conan gets carried away with off-air segments (although I enjoyed the Clueless Gamer segments for a while).

  • @dyreschlock2
    @dyreschlock2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He touched all those other creatures with his handed poisoned by the frog earlier!!