Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ต.ค. 2012
- Written & Directed by: South Carolina native, Julia Fowler
Cast:
Mississippi native, Katherine Bailess
South Carolina native, Julia Fowler
South Carolina native, Sheila Hawkins
Louisiana native, Delaine Yates
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"Bless your heart" has many meanings from "I'm so sorry that happened to you" to "You're a flaming idiot but I'm too polite to tell you to your face".
hahaha it really does.
+Jeff Morse What meaning is more frequent. Don't say that it depended on the context.
Kurt Sennerich Now why would I want to spoil the mystery? :D
+Kurt Sennerich The idiot meaning is used more frequently, but it really does have many meanings, lol.
Haha true
The "you ever thought about selling Mary Kay" is so accurate omg
As the son of a Mary Kay Beauty Consultant, I died when they said that!
They forgot about Princess House...lol
I am Australian and I once sold Mary Kay.. it’s good stuff... but then I guess Australia could be considered south.
Yeah I guess Malaysia also southern countries now😆 We have Mary Kay, Tupperware (when you lost it, mommy gonna beat yo ass), Amway. Ohh, also we have Cosway😉.
Naomi Quinlivan Way south 👍cheers from Kentucky 😎✌️
I love how we Southerners can turn any one syllable word into a two-syllable word.
True story: when my former wife and I moved to Houston (from San Diego), we lived in an apartment with another young married couple next door, with their young son. I thought it was cool that the mom called their son by his initials, "J. F." It was literally a few months before I realized she was actually calling him by his first name, "Jeff".
@@bfwebster HAHAHA! Yep! Welcome to the South, my friend!!!
Aint that it born and raised and love it@@@@×
@Christopher Poss *dayum
Day-um !!! Sheee-ut !!
Texas born and raised, the “damn”,”shit”, and “my daddy’s gone KILL ME” is TOO ACCURATE
Alyssa Finnish. I live in arroyo,bersaglio in reverence
I'm from the south, and sometimes I don't have a southern draw unless I'm pissed, excited, or drunk.
Tamera true for me to
Tamera Lol same here.. I wonder why that is?
This is me lol. But you get me pissed, excited, drunk, or ranting and the Texan in me comes out.
Mine doesnt come out unless î get to talking a lot or get madder than cat being baptized
Mine doesn't come out unless I'm pissed or I'm around family.
"Some fool stole my buggy at the Piggly Wiggly!" I cracked up at this. I've heard this said on many occasions in the grocery store. This is a great video.
ClearMythicGaming lol lol
ClearMythicGaming What's a buggy and what is piggly wiggly?
kody Auckland a buggy is a grocery cart and Piggly Wiggly is a grocery store (I think. I haven't lived down south in a long time)
Point Dexter We have a ton in Georgia
What crazy names.
“Does this pistol come in pink?”
Man I love the south.
Aubrey
I reckon I do too!
They actually do come in pink now...pink camo too!
My brother got his wife a pink gun for Christmas one year.😂😂😂
To a real woman it wouldn't matter.
Her question would be,"If some sonuvabitch was raping me, would this put him on the ground?"
You got me with "She didn't use Duke's Mayonnaise." 😂 That's true Southern.
I'm from TX and I can say this is actually pretty accurate
I live in the deep south, there's hardly anyone talkin like this except me, my family and some of my friends cause we moved down here because of the nice beaches
Ben The Grizzly bless yur heart
I live in Arkansas, it applies here too lol...every bit of it
Lady that's not the real south here in Alabama I hear these everyday
I live in san antonio tx and i never heard anybody speaking like this
It's when you hear a Southern woman say, "Oh hell no" that you need to look out.
Run
The equivalent is….what did you say? Followed by a long stare and a hand on the hip.
Yeah, that sometimes comes directly before racking the slide on that pink pistol.
Then usually follows quickly.... hold my purse a minute.
Hell pronounced Hay-ell.
"You poor thing" is the Northern equivalent to "Bless your heart"
Bless your heart hunny
My swedish momma used to say "but she's got a heart of gold".
That’s one rendering; another is, “You’re an idiot.”
Uh yeah accept ours passes without excessive pity that makes it a negative.
If someone was to "you poor thing" me id be upset if someone was to be like "bless your heart" and shake their head its different.
I think one is definitely more refined and graceful.
Even if it is the religious tinge.
I would never say that. it seems disrespectful.. Noone wants to be a poor thing. Just do well it will all work out or I hear you and I love you, call me anytime...
Just watched again after all these years; still timeless.
I live in Mississippi. All of this is true.
AntiBunny Studio I live in Mississippi to bro.
Yep
I'm in Florida...it's true here as well!
True from Georgia also
Mississippi boy here
"we gotta go to the hospital, ya daddy done fell outta the deer stand again."
A buddy of my husbands did this last year and broke his collarbone . He's such a big dude he should never have been up there to begin with!
Alison Caroline I swear I have heard that one line about 15 times in my life lol
I think I know that guy.
That happened to my step-daddy on opening day, bless his heart! He didn't even get to haul his rifle up into the tree!
A deer stand can’t be that high off the ground. By the sound of things it’s a horse stand.
Alabama here😊. The first time I heard this I honestly nearly laughed myself to death, because it’s so, so accurate! Especially the monogramming of EVERYTHING! This video never gets old!
Alabama also, I’ve heard so many of these it triggers childhood memories.
When you say most of these and then realize just how southern you are.
Yep!!👍
"She ain't got a pot to piss in - bless her heart" 😂
read this as she said it, lol.
Same.
+Thomas Or a window to throw it out of
I'm Italian, and I actually heard that phrase for the first time in New York. Without the schadenfreude. I wouldn't have connected it to the south. "Bless her heart" is a nice touch... LOL
My grandma from Tennessee said that all the time. She said 99.9% of stuff in that video!
I literally asked myself "do people not say this anywhere else?" For half the video xD
we say the same stuff, just in a different way.
+Jared Hawkglade nope. one i didnt get was the word "shit". you guys are like "sheee-it." just saying "shit" just like that is so much easier anyway. but no i love accents so keep it up.
shee-it adds more emphasis on the shitiness. It's like when you say HEYELL NO or beyatch
+Jared Hawkglade okay so im northern but i just moved down south and i swear i have never heard these phrases or accents anywhere up north
I thought the exact same thing, babe. Bless our hears.
I could never mary a woman with a southern accent. I could NEVER be mad at her or win an argument with that accent.....she melt me in 2 secs
"I'm fixin to beat your ass", lol boy did I hear my southern mama utter those words a few too many times, lol
"...she didnt use duke's mayonnaise" xD story of my life! I can TELL the difference.
Hellmans is best
TheLivvieLove
TheLivvieLove Always been a Best Foods/Hellman's gal (raised on west coast now on east) UNTIL a FB friend posted her delivery of a case of Dukes. HAD to try it due to her description of "eggier and creamier than Hellman's..." Ordered up two 32 oz from the website (free shipping) and dang! SOLD on DUKES! I didn't get the joke in the video until I watched it again AFTER my purchase.
hi
We discovered Dukes from that - best mayo on earth
"Jesus drank wine"
I love that part! Cheers :)
Never said I was
*all nod in agreement*
That one cracked me up. Being part Greek my mother always would tell me that Jesus's first miracle was making wine and that when he died on the cross he said something to the affect that he would not drink the fruit of the vine (wine) until he was in his father's kingdom. My mom tells me that that means there is wine in heaven. LOL
And there is actually a verse in one of the Gospels that says, "John the Baptist came not eating or drinking and you called him a madman. The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you called Him a glutton and a drunkard." Which leaves out the old Bible belt interpretation that "in them days wine was just grape juice, really."
I grew up in a small town in Georgia and most of this is 100% accurate. My mom and my aunt are now in their 70s, but they still hold all of the traditional beliefs about women's roles in society. If a woman is still single after age 30 they will say "She never got married, did she?" And if a couple has been married for 5 years or more and is still childless they will say "They never had any kids, did they?" My mom still doesn't believe women should hold jobs after getting married. And yes, any time she is introduced to someone one of the first questions she asks is what church they attend. I once introduced her to one of my co-workers who is gay and she asked if he was married. When he replied that he was gay she just said "You're just confused because you haven't met the right girl yet. But I'll be praying for you."
Yes, the Southern women in my family would not criticize, instead the would ask, “I wonder why (insert whatever was done they didn’t like)?
Yes, I have a crazy fanatically religious aunt whom nobody can stand. Unless you are a member of her exact denomination, she thinks you’re hell-bound. She won’t discuss religion, but she always needles (harasses) by slyly saying at parting, “I’m STILL praying for you.” She’s been doing it to me for 40 years, and it still pisses me off every time. I am eternally grateful that I only see her on rare occasions at funerals. Oh, my family and I cannot have answering machines or voicemail on phone numbers she knows, otherwise we’ll get a message, “(our name), Jesus told me to tell you . . .” As you can imagine our family conspires to keep our telephone numbers and email addresses away from her! My wife and I throw away her Christmas cards unopened, for we know they will contain a bunch of her religious rigamarole.
She loves you.
@@susanparsons9365 Yeah, she loves in her fashion. However anyone that can believe that 99.99%+ of humans will suffer hell’s torments isn’t loving normally.
@@Oldman808 I do understand what you are saying here, but she is truly trying to save you because she loves you. It's because she's trying to prevent you from having to face that torment that she tells you. If she didn't love you, she wouldn't care enough to tell you. This may not be your belief, but she does have your best interests at heart.
"Can y'all monogram these?" 😂😂 southern girls love getting everything monogrammed
When tht woman says "Sweetheart" at 2:44 I felt the hair on my neck rise -- all southern men know that sound. You automatically think "Aw shit, what'd I do this time?"
There is something about a southern woman that melts the heart.
a blow torch
Robert Freeman A blow torch used with manners, good sir.
Aww bless your heart
" I'm fixin to beat yo ass!" oh how i've heard that statement many times...
As a northern guy who loves southern women, I definitely approve this message.
"She didn't use Duke's mayonnaise."
If you’re not using Duke’s, you’re not respectin’ your potato salad!
quailegg9 ugh, Duke mayo...ugh
Duke's does taste a bit better.
Things are different here. Most people use chullula or salsa before they touch anything from Pittsburgh.
@Apsorrus von Lötzing Avoid Florida -- it isn't Southern, although it's in the South. If you are talking about cities, Charleston or Savannah, Chattanooga and New Orleans will give you a nice variety. Beware -- New Orleans has a lot of seedy areas, but it is rich in heritage/culture -- it's just not for everyone. Eastern Tennessee is a beautiful area -- Cumberland Plateau, Smokey Mountains, etc.
"You better come give me some sugar."
O_O *drops jaw*
THANK YOU JESUS!
xXmastermind12321Xx
Thank you. I corrected the typo. 😀
2:37
Lawd a Mercy!
Best line: "I ain't Japanese, I'm usin' a fork!"
While my beloved Texas is just on the fringes of the true south y'all nailed everyone of my female relatives! Rock on, y'all!
you know your southern when you think "...Whats so southern about this? I say these things"
Oh my god. This is so true. I have lived in the south my whole life and we do say these things.
Yup I especially liked the does this pistol come in pink :)
As a Mississippian I can confirm the accuracy of this video 😂
Well. I was going to watch the new videos, then I thought, "Why not watch every single video, starting at the very beginning?" Yes, I've watched each video 15 times already, but they're sooo good! You don't turn down a slice of your Mama's buttermilk pound cake just because you've eaten it every year since your baby teeth came in, do you? Of course not! So here I am at Episode 1...again! ♥️♥️♥️
I ain't Japanese. I'm using a fork. lol
That part made me cry. At least use your hands!
Idk why she didn't say Chinese. If you're from Asia, you're automatically Chinese! 🤣
LOL my grandma literally says "SHIT" just like that!😂😂😂😂 and I threaten people all the time that I'm going to tell my daddy and I'm always "fixin" to do something. 😂 this is SPOT ON! #Texas
kirstendeion10 Tx and SC. And EVERYBODY uses Duke's
My uncle used to say "sh-hi-hi-hi-i-i-ttt." He could make it 7 syllables. My great-grandmother used to say, "The way he says it, you can smell it."
ever thought about selling -MaryKay- -Tupperware- -Scentsy- essential oils?
there I updated it.
Nope Mary Kay
Lula Roe
Vitamins!
Stop it. No one's buying your doterra
I guess Washington is southern??? Because it's the same here!!!
“sheeee-yuht” the amount of times i’ve heard that... Lord.
I love the southern (mostly S.C.) use of the TRIPLE negative. " she ain't stupid none" means
" she's smart". Its soon to be a lost art.
2:38 Best part. Southern Women are the best!!!
+Frost Definitely the highlight of this vid.
I live in Georgia.
This is so accurate.
You'll hear it plenty in Mississippi, Tennessee, and Alabama, too!
I live in texas!
+Hailey Webb and
Same I live in GA
This is my life
I live in Mississippi,..you ladies have this NAILED!!
Lol.....
Even though I'm from the north, I'm black and a lot of black people who came from the south during the Great Migration spoke like this and taught their kids to speak like this. This is why a lot of black people in Chicago especially speak like this. People ask me if I'm from Texas or Tennessee all the time. I have to tell them I was born and raised in Chicago. lol I love this. Subscribe!
VenusLove come back to the south. It’s way nicer than Chicago! I always wondered why the accent was the same.
I'm a Texan female. This is the most accurate shit I've ever seen. xD
Lol.....
haha .. I definitely say "fixin" or "finna" a lot. GA Peach :D
The way we say that phrase here in the south is "fixin' to". Example: "I'm fixin' to fry me up some chicken."
Peach state WOO, and watermelon capitol of the world.
Oh, my goodness! How could I have forgotten "finna" or "fitna" !! That brings me bright back to my years in College Park, Ga. Thanks for reminding me of some of the most bittersweet memories I have. That made me smile.
My paternal grandmother used to say she's fixin' cut her a switch when I got in trouble when I was younger
J_CopelandMakeup aye was up from ga too
Julia Fowler, your Coloring Book, "STUFF SOUTHERN WOMEN SAY - A Coloring Book of Southernisms" is so darn fantastic - it had me "grinnin' like a possum eatin' sweet taters"!!! 💖
These southern women are absolute delights.
I feel like I'm watching a modern version of The Help
xxladybug94 same
Go down south, you can live it, hun.
+Alexandria Kennedy Look. Somebody who has never been to a southern state in their entire lives, and judges the entire region by the words of other people who have also never been to the south in their entire lives.
LOL I don't think Alexandria meant that as a slight. So quick to be offended!
Ruben T actually, I'm from Oklahoma.
No wonder I'm homesick all the damn time. Y'all are BRILLIANT! Bless y'all's hearts.
Laura Ashley - hahaha so true. Back in the day my entire room was Laura Ashley.
I love how confident these Southern women are. They are not jealous or hateful of each other. I would feel so lucky to have one of them as a friend. ❤
Hate to tell you this, but they definitely gossip about each other
What makes us laugh is the sweetness and politeness coating the jealousy etc.
"My daddys gon kill me" ACCURATE (Im from NOLA)
eugenie omg lucky New Orleans is the best!!! Some of my family lives down their and I plan to maybe move their or San Antonia Texas when I'm older... right now I live in boring old North Carolina
"I ain't Japanese! I'm using a fork." "You better come give me some sugar!" Leave me in stitches.
G'Day from Australia,
Enjoyed hearing these Southern ladies. My wife and I drove through many southern states in 1992 and we never tired of hearing southerners talk. There was a genuine warmth in "Ya'll come back ,now!". I found myself using "Ya,ll" when we returned to Australia after our two month tour. We still say "Hissy Fit". Thanks for this video, it really gave me a smile at a time when I truly needed it.
Cheers,
Steve
I like the Aussie accent and word usage. I'm from Louisiana. We're like Southern with a twist. Y'all need to come visit again. I still need to get to Australia. Take care.
This is spot on. I am from Mississippi and every woman I know speaks like this!
Having grown up in both the south and the north, this was sooooooooo FUNNY and surprisingly ACCURATE 😂😂😂
I didn't hear a "sweat pea" or "cutie pie".
Watch again then
Same😂
Daniel Kinely they never said "sweet pea" or "cutie pie" ......
Literally the entire state of Tennessee 😂😂
Levi Stokes yup...exactly!
Oml the "bless your heart" brought me back to a place I never thought I would have to go again.
This is so accurate, I hear all this everyday xD
Do you..heavens, how can you keep up your proper English language then ;-)
This is a FABULOUS vignette of very true - charming and quirky southern sayings - that I love and cherish!
I thought everybody talk like this
YOU NAILED IT!!!! This is hysterical and so us!! Way to represent y'all!!!
Watching this for the nostalgia. My mom and I always used to watch these together. I didn't realize the word "fixing" was a southern thing until these videos. I had no idea it wasn't "normal" to say "I'm fixin' to..."
omg no it's not normal.
"Sheeeit!" "I'm fixin to beat your ass" "Let me tell you somethin" hahaha
Kinda wish I was from the south so I could say this stuff lmao
Say it anyway but not if you come to the South. lol
I could, but then no one would have a clue what I'm talking about lol
The south is the shit i love it here
cam there's as much racism here as any where else in the us
Ana I'm from South Jersey and I talk like that all the time! I was raised by southern people!
I'm from the south and I got a good laugh at how accurate this video is. Good job.
I'm southern but this was fuck hilarious. Also the part about the piggly wiggly has me dead
I don't really think about hearing all of this but when people point it out what we say I think it is hilarious how much I say these things.
The south, where "Daym" started...
That's Dayum!!!
Uh, that's "dayum". Gotta make two syllables out of it, y'all.
That's where half of it started. DAYUM- YA'LL -HE BE-I BE-WE BE-FIXIN' TO OR FINNA etc etc. A lot is from the south. So many people don't realize, born in Detroit thinking it's a black thing but...it's a Southern thing.
I'm a native Californian and this video makes me want to visit the south more than anything now! I laughed my ass off.
I musta missed the "oh HELL no!" with the sound of an automatic being racked! LOL........ when a southern girl says that, you better haul azz!
Lived in Alabama all my life, and this is probably the truest video ever, especially "bless their heart" :D
The selling things one is so true. Ive been to one to many tupperware parties in my life time.
As an Alabamian I find this funny and accurate
Man I miss my Dad he use to say "he was full as a tick," all the time.
I died at "She didn't use Duke's Mayonnaise."
I haven't eaten Mayonnaise in years, because I can't find Duke's anywhere.
That's New York for you. Also DC.
My God, my female coworkers sound just like this. I'm from Tennessee.
Alex Sosna same same 😂
To me, Tennessee people sound like Yankees compared to us Alabamians.
Me too Murfreesboro
Yeah, Was born in Alabama and lived here all my life. Lots of change as far as accents in Bham metro area too many people from other places. Still pretty much the same when you get a bit further out into Chilton county and such. I try to keep some of the old phrases of my parents and grandparents alive.
Omg I know. I work in Pigeon Forge
I was at a Vietnamese place the other day and the waitress looked over at me for a sec and after I was looking back she said "damn... your using chopsticks? I can't even do that." In Texas by the way.
“Some one stole my buggy at the piggly wiggly” 😂
"She didn't use duke mayonnaise" 🙌🏻
I freaking LOVE southern people and their accents. You guys are so awesome XD
I was a military brat and my dad's last assignment was here in Texas. Love it!
Alright....
All the ones I've come across are rude,stuck up , and racist until I've met otherwise this will be my generalization
The ignorance is strong in this one...you don't get around much obviously. May you meet someone otherwise one day. I have actually found the southern people I know to be very kind and versatile. Maybe it depends on where you are. Keep in mind, to hate an entire group just because of a few sour apples, makes you just as bad as a racist, just saying.
Please I have no ignorance when it comes to these type of folk. Then again many people of maryland are like this. it probably just is this area of where I live. But come on you show any drop of kindness to these folk and they recoil away as if they were digusted by what they saw. so pardon me if it seems i'm biased but....it just seems each one was the same..
Yup probably the area. I've found the most rude people to be in the Maryland/Virginia area. I used to live in VA and yeah they can be a bit rude, but it's waaay better in Texas. Well it depends on what part of Texas because people in Houston are WAY different than people in saayyy Austin or San Antonio
Bless your hearts, ladies, I do declare you are wonderful!!! What a hoot! Thanks!!
I found myself laughing so hard at this, as I'm from Georgia, and I know I say the same things. Gotta love GRITS! (Girls Raised In the South)
Lee Smith To me, Georgia has the most beautiful accent in the universe. I’m from Texas.
I didn't think I was THAT southern, until I watched this video and realized I say all of these... hahaha
Yep, I didn't think I was that southern til I just realized other people don't say all that! Guilty as a sin lol
I grew up in eastern KY and I swear I have heard most of these quotes. Even the "Falling out of the deer stand" quote XD These episodes are so accurate!
I’m from Indiana originally. I learned the hard way when I moved to Tennessee that “bless your heart” is not a compliment. They’re basically insulting you but politely. Well like it can be nice sometimes but it’s based on context kind of.
I'm originally from KY and lived in TN for years and I have said all of those things at one time or another.😊
Omg, this is my entire life.
soooo true im southern people from other states think im weird we always say yall
Ain't weird at all y'all (;
I just forwarded this to my California born and raised granddaughter, who just checked into her University of Alabama dorm. Roll Tide!
These never get old and are so danged funny! And accurate! 😂
I'm from Alabama and OMG! That is so true!🤣
i hear "she ain't got a pot to piss in" all the time hahaha
she ain't gotta pot to piss in, or one to throw it out of..
Michigan .
candy sweetheart
Same haha
My kind of women, lived in Biloxi many years ago. From Georgia, but live in up-state NY.
God.....I miss the south.
Know how to piss off someone from Biloxi? In your best yankee voice just say "biLOXi.
dabprod God Bless the South.
I love this! Makes me wish I grew up a southern belle! 🧚🏽♀️
That's so me at 2:15! lol.
خقتخ
Finally figured out why I recognize the girl in the fuchsia dress at the beginning. She's Katherine Bailess who played Erica Marsh on One Tree Hill!
"You couldn't pay me to live in New York" 😂😂😂
I’m from East Texas, but have been in Northern California for nearly 50 years. I try to use correct words, but sometimes the southern-isms slip out. I asked a young checker at the grocery store where all the buggies were and he couldn’t fathom what I was asking for (“Bless his heart”). I use y’all and fixinto all the time-there are NO better words. Love these videos!