My little brother, aged six, loves the interrupting animal joke but he hasn't quite worked out how it works. He'll say 'knock knock' 'Who's there-' 'MOOO! '
Anin Lashkar, there is a well-known joke that goes: Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow (or another animal) Interrupting c (get's interrupted before can finish saying "interrupting cow who") Mooo (or another animal noise) The joke being that the animal interrupted the joke because they are an interrupting animal.
Pasty Baker I know this comment is old but... Why did Sally fall off the swing? she had not arms Why did Sally fall off the bike? she had no legs. Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way today. His wife is so distraught, cheese still not over it, we never sausage a thing before.
Haha we used to try the "OMg" joke in chemistry, but my teacher didn't like it because it's supposed to be "MgO" (dream crusher). Did it bother us too much? Na, it was K (more periodic table jokes anyone?).
What elements love bacon? Ba, Co, N. What elements hate bacon? No, B, O, Dy. I was going to tell a Sodium joke, but then I thought Na. You want to hear a joke about Potassium? K. What element treats the other elements when they get sick? Md.
@@Razorbird490 Reading through the comments because some of the jokes people left are absolute gold! (Don't leave comments that you wouldn't want your grand-mother to read, because one day you're children will be that old, and search out your comments for your funeral. Have a nice day!)
Celery Branches Cat nurse: sometimes I can hear him sing such ancient songs Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLES LADIES That makes three doctor who jokes
How can you tell the difference between a scientist and a construction worker? Ask them to pronounce this word 'UNIONIZED' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no seriously it works, try it out! ;)
I think the real joke behind #3 is that if there really was a concert of 50 Cent featuring Nickelback, you'd have to be insane to pay more than 45 cents to see it.
"I had my left and right atrium removed," Tom said halfheartedly.
That's a Tom Swifty not a pun. They're kind of different
🔥🔥🔥
"I don't need a bra," she said flatly.
My little brother, aged six, loves the interrupting animal joke but he hasn't quite worked out how it works.
He'll say 'knock knock'
'Who's there-' 'MOOO! '
+Amber Shoffren soooooo cute
Amber Shoffren aww
Interrupting Cow?
Anin Lashkar, there is a well-known joke that goes:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow (or another animal)
Interrupting c (get's interrupted before can finish saying "interrupting cow who")
Mooo (or another animal noise)
The joke being that the animal interrupted the joke because they are an interrupting animal.
when I clicked on the video I was like "Ok when is the 9/11 joke going to pop up?"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
*mindblown*
i laughed harder at that than i was supposed to.
😄 Domic's reference!!!! 😂 That vid was so funny!
Elizabeth H DOMICS?! which episode?
laughter police.
What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Haha I love this one
+Clevver101 so , i got retrograde linear bunnies , thanx 4 the eufemism
OHHH NNOOSSEE
JoJo Siwa?
not funny at all
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
thebrandonmaster2 You got that from the impossible quiz...
David Hunderson Can a remote control?
No, but a soup can.
David Hunderson
We all get our jokes from somewhere...
Boooo get off the stage!
What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
lol
Heard that before!
Senior Grammar Nazi hulloo sur
Senior Grammar Nazi hea i herd ur a gremar nazee soo korekt des if u fel liek it lolololollololol
r/woooooosh
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
not sally
Pasty Baker I know this comment is old but... Why did Sally fall off the swing? she had not arms
Why did Sally fall off the bike?
she had no legs.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere
Why did Sally's head hurt?
It was Sally
Civil War Jokes? General Lee I don't like 'em.
I like the way the general lee car looks. It’s pretty orange.
😑
my friend thinks he is soooo smart, he said onions were the only food that can make you cry...
so i threw a coconut at him.
he no longer thinks so.
NICE!!
GG XD
Let's try pineapple
A *coco (nut)*
Lilith,
*yes*
I'd say a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon
What do you do with dead elements? You Barium
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.
Audrey M. I heard Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.
What? I thought oxygen was dating magnesium! OMg!
Mia George K.
^ hahaha to these comments above. lol it's a chemistry joke battle!
You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
Sreekant Gottimukkala or Ugh
I put the laughter into slaughter
I put the fun in funeral
Yeah you can!
s
You can't spell jokes whitout jewish pepole
Putting the butt into butter, and sand into sandwiches.
stolen from th-cam.com/video/zYnIoRqjKgw/w-d-xo.html
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating
That one was good
YES
+Winter Elton Because 7 8(ate) 9.
+Hardeep Asrani heyyyyyyyy, that's not how you spell 8!!!!!!
heheh
I met Michael Jackson once, just after he'd broken up with the Jackson 5, and he was feeling depressed.
So I said to him: "Lighten up!"
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way today. His wife is so distraught, cheese still not over it, we never sausage a thing before.
A fish is swimming and hits a concrete wall, then yells "Dam!"
The dam says "Dumb bass!"
my friends dog Lucky went missing so i stayed up late with him to find her.
i guess you could say we....
were up all night to get lucky ;)
+e.j ambrose you what?
Lol
ayy lmao xD
Clever, actually.
0:28 A DILDO
when attaching two pieces of wood together he nailed it ... but I screwed it up
Nice one!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Caus the grass tickles their balls
the past the present and the future all walked into a bar
it was pretty tense...
k
I saw a homeless man with a sign saying "will work for food"...
...so I gave him a coconut.
WAT.
Hah!
Confusion?
I saw a homeless person with a sign saying ‘will work for food...’
I found out he’s been employed by a bacon sandwich.
Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Cause she will Let it go ;D
THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GOOD!!! well played
😆 nice
wack
Wack
Best joke ever
This actually could've been 54 jokes considering number 15 could be interpreted as a double-joke.
could have been 60 with a push
I told the french egg joke during french class
Everyone hated me.
That's how you know it works
I love how cute Hank is when he says how cute the shy pepple joke is.
Dad jokes are the *father* of pun-ishment
Why can't u hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom. Because they're DEAD.
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?"
"Follow the Fresh Prince" xD
weird seeing a joke about Will Smith, that isn't about him slapping someone
and I do realize this comment is 7 years ago, but somehow still weird 😂
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
Who was driving said truck?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for her birthday?
Gloves.
Soren Delaney *"Just kidding! she still hasn't opened it."
Daniel Howell's favourite joke?
where was sally after the bomb dropped?
all over the place
I'm Female.
Fe=Iron Male=Man
I'm Iron Man!
PastelBeautyXOX Heard that one from my band director :P
the iron ny
What do you call a alligator in a vest? A investigator
Czaremati 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Czaremati u funny 😭😭
An*
Czaremati kill me
What do you call a muslim investigator?
An Aligator
Oh no the xbox and and play station have been injured!!! Here comes the ambulance!!!WiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiu
Nice
no!!
Lol
DarkKnightPlays
hilariousandoriginal
DarkKnightPlays hahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
oh now the Xbox and the PS4 are broken call the ambulance
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
I kno
Give to this guy a diploma for this joke ❤😂😂😂
*oh*
*yes*
After wearing stilettos my feet need time to heel
okay I'll get out
Thanks, I'm glad you got a KICK out of my feet jokes
You have deFEETed me with your puns
+Gabriel Kniffen (Gabe)
These puns really touch my SOLE
Oh shoot that's shoes not feet. Almost NAILed it
+Ima Person *ba dum tsssssss*
Haha
Haha we used to try the "OMg" joke in chemistry, but my teacher didn't like it because it's supposed to be "MgO" (dream crusher). Did it bother us too much? Na, it was K (more periodic table jokes anyone?).
"How many is a Brazilian?" made me laugh hard.
Gee me too. Mostly because I am Brazilian, so that helped. hahaha
I couldn't help but think that is something Scooby Doo would say. Ah childhood lol
Do you hear about the guy who's left side is all paralyzed well he's all right now
You need glasses when you do maths because it helps with da-vision.
Do guys make passes at girls who wear glasses? It depend on their frame.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
*giggles*
What?
You didn't get the reference?
No...?
We're no longer friends.
My life down to a point XD
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not rose...
(This is why I hate my friends...)
Omega Orion Not okay ;-;
MizukiHizachi I know... (._.)
and that's why I hate Dr. Who fans. the crazy ones, not all.
An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I know because they told me in the first minute of talking to them.
SO TRUE
And they are all 1 guy who is german
sexy vegan?
Annie Trinity if eny thing it’s the religions people that tell you there religious
@@iamevil8582 Not always.
What elements love bacon? Ba, Co, N.
What elements hate bacon? No, B, O, Dy.
I was going to tell a Sodium joke, but then I thought Na.
You want to hear a joke about Potassium? K.
What element treats the other elements when they get sick? Md.
WATCHING THIS WHILE EATING WAS A BAD IDEA
13: You made the chemist laugh so hard, I had to barium.
My friend cant hang out because he caught a cold from being outside too long, what a frosted flake.
A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Owl who finishes your sentences
B: Owl who finishes your sentences
A: Who? Knock knock! Who's there? Still me.
Knowledgeabletyrant wait what
Knowledgeabletyrant A:Knock Knock!
B:who’s there?
A:Your girlfriend
B:Your girlfriend who?
A:your girlfriend who cheated on you
@@X_Grave_X that's me proper roasted innit
Salt jokes? Really dudes? _Na_, I've heard better ones. :P
You got any sodium bromate? Na bro
But they're sodium funny
Watch out for the Supernatural fans...
+Fred Weasley we're late, but we're here now
Alright, so a blind man walked into a bar...
and a table...
and a chair...
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
Hank's whale noise is my ringtone
If masterbation was illegal, people would take the law into their own hands
Bahahaah, I see what you did there :D
*masturbation
th-cam.com/video/iYVO5bUFww0/w-d-xo.html
these are so fucking corny but hilarious I'm dying lol
I didn't like my beard at first...
But then it grew on me.
What did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra
It's 3AM here right now and I find this to be the exact level of jokes for this hour :D Love you Hank!
No jokes are funny at 3 am.
I'm like a guy with an imaginary chainsaw at that time
It's hilarious because Gary Numan is actually older than Gary Oldman.
the color coded bookshelf in the background makes me very happy
I thought I was going to hate this video
I was dying at the "ten tickles" part.
How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?
10 tickles!
No? Just me okay.....
Still better jokes than "Still a better love story than Twilight."
That's because this was "Way better of a love story than Twilight."(Cause of the love for cheesy jokes.
Is your refrigerator running? Then I may vote for it.
Nice
What did the egg do when it heard a funny joke?
It cracked up.
What did the 2 Egyptians say when they farted?
We have a Toot-In-Common.
What does a frozen lumberjack say? Timbrrrrr.
The best part about this video is when he laughs at the lame ass jokes.
When a ninja farts
“It’s silent but deadly”
Man really added chapters to this video from 9 years ago.
1:57
Omg that one got me.
“Now we just call him dav”
All these jokes go into the "DAD'S" file.
I keep these jokes in my Dadda base.
The best about things this video are Hank's reactions to his own jokes.
The best thing about this is how genuinely happy and excited Hank is for all these jokes.
puns give me life
You saying bad jokes?
I Got a Joke for you! What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
IMAGINATION
Ederick Wong SAVAGE
Prince Charlie's went to the dentist, the dentist told him he needed a crown, Charles was all, "I know, right."
This is my childhood . Took me forever to find this video
wanna hear a wall joke?
I couldn't get over it!
"What do you call a fish with no Eyes?
A: a Fish"
...I call it dinner.
the joke is "A fsh."
The opposite is, "What do you call a pig with three eyes?"
"a piiig." this one works better vocally. And again, good for dinner.
@@geraldfrost4710 the fact that I commented this 7 years ago scares me 😂 The joke makes so much more sense when you're older 😬
@@Razorbird490 Reading through the comments because some of the jokes people left are absolute gold!
(Don't leave comments that you wouldn't want your grand-mother to read, because one day you're children will be that old, and search out your comments for your funeral. Have a nice day!)
I would say a lord of the rings joke but all of them Aragorn
I had a fear of speed bumps, but I slowly got over it.
Ok so that's 2 Doctor Who jokes, and a Sherlock joke.
WhoLock confirmed.....?
SeaBiscuit yes.
WOOOHOOOO
THATS STILL NOT ENOUGH
Celery Branches Cat nurse: sometimes I can hear him sing such ancient songs
Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
ALL THE SINGLES LADIES
That makes three doctor who jokes
Comment section:
99.9999% dumb jokes
0.0001% actual things
Whats the name of the worlds best bankrobber?
Robin Banks
"By the time I had processed one of these jokes and laughed, you were on the third one." Lol you talk fast and I love it! My sister does not
How can you tell the difference between a scientist and a construction worker?
Ask them to pronounce this word
'UNIONIZED'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no seriously it works, try it out! ;)
normally i say "so a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says why the long face? the horse says mY WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD"
why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?
Because he was OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD
I’ve been watching you for 12 years. First video I watched was 53 terrible jokes in under 3 minutes!
What did the chicken say to the other chicken?
Got some weed?
Seed* stupid autocorrect
HahAhhaAhAHA I need friends
How do you get a clown to get off a swing? Hit with an axe.
What large, boxy, and kills you if it falls off a tree? A refrigerator.
What's large and green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
The Hipster and Titanic ones were beautiful.
😂😂 4 yrs later and I still love these!
"Whattaya call a fish with no eyes?
A fish...?"
No, you call it a fsh
WHICH SIDE OF A CHICKEN HAS MORE FEATHERS
the outside
:fp
I nearly cried from laughter at number 24 :')
I'm drunk and depressed, you just cheered me up! *Subbed*
Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the Moon. Neil before him.
The Doctor Who jokes. I appreciate them. Very much so.
Why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread
(Stolen off of Tumblr)
Okay, the C-shells one caught went right over my head! 😂
A car was tired again. No spun intended.
How do you think the unthinkable?
An Ithberg
(iceberg with lisp)
i dont get it
He’s saying “sink the unsinkable” with a lisp referring to the titanic
BECAUSE THE P. IS SILENT.omg. im done.
I think the real joke behind #3 is that if there really was a concert of 50 Cent featuring Nickelback, you'd have to be insane to pay more than 45 cents to see it.