@@KaguraHibachi do you think HE could read the comment to tell that he can't read???? -Potemkin main, making an astute observation before my turn w the brain cell is over
I’ve been playing since Xrd Sign and I still can’t tell what the fuck the shadow is doing, I just do my best to close the gap and not let Zato breathe for fear of the void returning amd running a train on me
As a Potemkin main I... uh... I don't... remember what I was gonna... oh well. Good video, I liked when Potemkin was on screen. I like Potemkin because he grab 8^)
As an Xrd Sol I concur. I earned the whole tension bar, I’m gonna spend the whole tension bar, I don’t care if DI won’t give me advantage in the situation, I don’t care that I’ve done this literally every round thus far and my opponent an read me like a pop up book, DI Grand Viper go brrrrrrrrrrr
If you were to take the numbers on screen during GoldDick's segment, you can see that the 47 IQ tied with the mention of the number 3, while also including the 1 extended finger of the alien friend, actually equals 51
If a Ram throws a sword full screen while I'm no where near a corner I immediately lose all respect and get salty when I inevitably get clipped by said random sword.
Faust mains are playing warioware, we have half a second to react to what we got from the item throw and do something, the thing is that we don't know what that something is and we end up doing the weirdest decisions
Me learning potemkin at first: "ok so most his moves hit hard in exchange for being slow. Alright. Maybe some short combos will work while using his long reach" Me now after a few hours of practice: "pot grab. Grab good."
Bar the breed of Millia mains who memorize one combo path and when they get read they think they got no damage and/or tools. Which are more than one might think.
@Leith Aziz PAGY And that's the point lmao. No matter the character, there's always gonna be some scrub that wants more buffs for free wins without understanding what niche (and consequently, which gameplan it follows) their character fills.
Normal people: “Let me get this straight, you think winning with three consecutive command grabs is ideal gameplay?” Grappler mains: “I do and I’m tired of pretending it’s not”
I play Zato and Potemkin, so do the 200 IQ and 0 IQ for each balance out to make me a perfectly average 100? These are the questions that keep me awake at night.
I picked up Strive *because* of Nago. Buddy told me about it and I love his design and he's super fun to play. I tried every other character as an alt but kept going back to Nago.
yep, i played him on the 1st open beta this year and he is so good. tall, BIG AND HUGE ASS SWORD? he got me right away, now i just need to get the full game 🥴
For real. People thought he was bad at first, while I was just sitting there like "nah bruh you just did 20 specials in a row and wondered why you now have super cancer"
Same ngl. I was already looking to see whether it'd be my cup of tea since I'm usually trying out whatevrr with a friend that plays tons of fighters and I just gravitated to Nago so much. Once I saw him in action I just had to pick up the game.
I wanted to play Nago at first but was intimidated by his mechanics. Went with Faust 'cause I thought he was really cool, stopped 'cause he's got those weaknesses, went with Anji and stopped for similar reasons, and wound up back at Nago but feeling more confident with the game's mechanics.
as a Chipp main, this is 1000% correct. when i'm doing offline matches and not stressed out, i can do some neat shit. when i'm online and i know my rank is on the line, i basically just fall back on 5k -> 2k -> 2d and hope my oki is good lol
as a leo starter player, i do not agree that anji is that low. but really potemkin needs to be just as low as sol. as they are just sol players but with better taste
@@zenith1040 Nago is strong once he gains momentum, he does well against Sol but literally explodes against Chipp/Axl/May/Zato. I'm not so sure people will still think he's top 5 when they realize that FD is extremely effective against his mixups. Yes he's very good, but not top 5 imo.
In all seriousness. I've played since D1 and I don't understand how people didn't see how fucking busted he is. He covers the entire screen and if he gets in with a C.S he basically wins.
@@solaireofbadciv914 .. as a Zato player ima call BS. He can hit Eddie out of literally everything but his counter from an entire screen away. Which you shouldnt be letting Zato in anyway.
As an axl/pot main my Iq averages out to 25 which makes me an incredibly smart pot player but an incredibly stupid axl player which I think is accurate
This gets even funnier considering the Chipp v Potemkin matchup, on the one hand, how can you ever get hit as the Chipp player. On the other hand, if you do, painful, agonizing 55% of ur HP Potemkinnnnn Busssaaaah
In defense of Anji mains, fujin is like the only move arcsys let him have back. Like I dropped the whole ass game when I realized they took his entire kit out of the game.
@Cristo Alba me personally, i like games like rev 2, there is so much shit you can do, just an endless mix were you either dont let the opponnent play the game, or you dont get to play the game, its frustrating at times but man, the best fighting games i played were just like that! i like strive, but it needs a little more spice, cause it can actually get boring sometimes cause it feels you are doing the same shit all the time and most players play their characters in a very similar way... too bad fg are just getting to "casual" these days
@@butteredtoast3032 When you consider that a lot of the cast's move lists have been neutered, it's understandable why he left. I still play the game, but it gets boring and frustrating being limited to just 4 good moves out of 10 of them.
I have literally never played Guilty Gear before, but apparently I've listened to Smell of the Game and Armor Clad Faith enough to start getting GG meme recommendations
Hello? Us hyper-intelligent ram mains also know mortobato, meaning we know TWO WHOLE MOVES?? That is one more than one move, we are clearly extremely intelligent
When I saw I-NO, I said “fuck” since I main her. Then I saw Millia and I got happy since she’s my secondary and tbh I’m having more fun with her than I-NO.
I feel torn about Nago. I used him in the beta and have gone on to main him in the full release, but I was going to do so regardless of his actual tier lol
I bought this game and played it with a friend. We both never played a Guilty Gear game before, closest thing to a fighting game we played was Super Smash Bros. So we decided to pick random characters, and I chose Nagoriyuki because vampire samurai sounded cool. After beating my friend with seven normal hits I swore I’m totally playing this guy competitively.
I'm biased without the i
Jokes on you my brain ignored the "i" until I saw "without the i"
1:07 I think they got 10 IQ and not more
Chad.
'm biased?
@@fdsoulmann my god.
Average human IQ: 100
Average Strive player IQ: 90
Sounds about right
Avarage human iq is 90
@@lolagaci nah it's around 100
Avarage Fighting game player IQ: 90
Actually acurrate
Smh strive players ought to stop blaming the beasts
@@fornax985 depends on the country
"Landing 3 command grabs is their definition of peak" because you're dead after 2.
And that’s just if you’re fighting Sol, if Pot gets a buster on ya? May as well just concede the round
Man I play Chipp, if Potemkin has meter I'm dead in 1
true, graplers are peak
first buster breaks the back, second buster breaks the spirit
@@JJacksonJ thirst is just for fun
"IQ average pulled from a sample size of 3 players" I'm fucking dead 💀
Wtf how did he find 3 people that played faust????
@@sheipi9978 it's not faust bro he's talking about anji
@@flayncele are you stupid? Thats obviously Chipp.
Should have been 51 IQ.
You’re wrong too, he’s talking about Goldlewis
"The hornier the stupider"
I have never been so offended by something I completely agree with
I see her in a lot of workout motivation posts
bro i was like same
Who isn't horny for Giovanna tho?
Accurate
As a Sol main; my instincts are telling me I’d be offended by this if I could read
@Leith Aziz PAGY Didn't you read his comment? He can't read!
@@KaguraHibachi do you think HE could read the comment to tell that he can't read???? -Potemkin main, making an astute observation before my turn w the brain cell is over
@@GrayscAle-jn9zs He said it himself
I press the buttons and cool things happen on screen
I almost woke up my gf laughing at this
As a zato main; I’m flattered; but I’m really just praying you don’t know how Eddie works the entire time
I’ve been playing since Xrd Sign and I still can’t tell what the fuck the shadow is doing, I just do my best to close the gap and not let Zato breathe for fear of the void returning amd running a train on me
@@malikoniousjoe Basically, if we ever c.S to HS into Invite to Hell, it means eddie went byebye and our blockstring is over. It's our hail mary.
Frog go weee
Leap frog 200 iq pick one
funny frog frog into spikes gets them every time :]
We Axl mains dont fight over dino nuggies, we are perpetually stuck in a loop of politely offering/refusing the last one.
Exactly it's a war for them. Because we all want to pass them out politely and share.
As an Axl main, can confirm.
The only reason it doesn’t expire is the time stop.
Oight yew cun havvet maight!
New new, I quite think yew oughtta eat it.
I do love me a gewd dinosaw chicken nuggit, but I reckon iss awl yaws
@@GrayscAle-jn9zs I both love Axl’s voice and hate it right now. Thank you.
As a Pot main on keyboard, being able to land a Pot Bus at all is my definition of peak.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my glue.
You gonna share that glue there bud?
You better share that glue there, bud
You gotta share that glue there, bud
C'mon share the elmers with the classroom bud
Mind giving some of that glue there bud?
As a Potemkin main I... uh... I don't... remember what I was gonna... oh well. Good video, I liked when Potemkin was on screen. I like Potemkin because he grab 8^)
As another potemkin main...I uh..forgot...anyways, SOCIETY.
i can't read but this comment says potemkin in it and that's my main
An honest member of society.
Grabbler good
Ironically, this is one of the smartest and most clever comments I've seen.
Thank you for the 200IQ compliment, but being perpetually stuck in training mode is more accurate.
Naw fr
The idea is that people who can play him in real games are geniuses, so you're just saying the same thing with different words.
I agree with the Jack-O one. Pretty insightful.
Yeah, like, super perceptive of them to interpret those kind of players, almost inspirational you know
Just double the Gio caption and it's perfect really
@@uhoh7545 true lmao
@@personguy2262 Dafuck is y’all talkin bout? She ain’t even out yet
@@uhoh7545 nah, the milla caption suits her. 😎
Correction; Faust mains have 600 collective IQ, but the braincells are shared between each of the mains.
The average IQ of a single faust player is sadly less than 1
Potemkin mains like myself having neutral IQ shows even more proof that pot is the most balanced character
Zero is not a neutral IQ
@@nopenope6372 yes it is because it isn’t positive or negative.
@@babafgc3795 0 is the lowest "possible" score on the iq test
@@nopenope6372 then explain how sol mains IQ is in the negatives. Checkmate.
@@nopenope6372 gottem
You had the perfect chance to give Goldlewis players an IQ of 51. Shameful.
I thought of it after the video was uploaded, real shame
thats a good number
loveeee that number
That's a real 50 IQ move
Big brain idea. Do it when Jack-o comes out
Why tho?
"Let me get this straight, you think sociopaths make for the best waifus?"
I-No mains: "I do, and I'm tired of pretending they don't."
Terumi confirms this
Hot russian women are better than bdsm rock witches in my opinion, but you do you
As a Ky main, I would argue that our IQ drops to 30 once our hp hits red. Having Dragon Install available immediately fries most of our brainpower.
If dragon install was taken out of the game my winrate would immediately skyrocket
As an Xrd Sol I concur. I earned the whole tension bar, I’m gonna spend the whole tension bar, I don’t care if DI won’t give me advantage in the situation, I don’t care that I’ve done this literally every round thus far and my opponent an read me like a pop up book, DI Grand Viper go brrrrrrrrrrr
as a ky main i agree
So... It's "Dragon Install: Brain Uninstall" then?
Alas the curse of the true combo "DI into lose" lives
If you were to take the numbers on screen during GoldDick's segment, you can see that the 47 IQ tied with the mention of the number 3, while also including the 1 extended finger of the alien friend, actually equals 51
As in "AREA 51"?
As a Ram main, it’s painfully accurate. A Ram player’s IQ triples the moment they learn they have moves other than Sword Throw
Wait what?
Duh, they have f.s and hs too!!
If a Ram throws a sword full screen while I'm no where near a corner I immediately lose all respect and get salty when I inevitably get clipped by said random sword.
@@Quikanims come on, we also have 2H into sword hit confirm!
i miss gatlings sometimes
Ram has moves other than sword throw? Are you sure you're playing Strive...?
The - on the Sol one was a 1 standing up but Sol accidentally hit it with a fS.
Actually true iq of Faust mains is “?”, because most of the times, you are doing random shit around the screen
I know it, as a Faust main.
As a Faust main, I fully agree with this comment. When I go unga bunga mode my IQ fluctuates. Sometimes +999 IQ, sometimes -69 IQ.
Faust mains true advantage is not knowing what they're doing but they're doing it
@@twoinone_ all the way, I only win when I strategically push random buttons
Faust Main IQ is as random as the item RNG
Faust mains are playing warioware, we have half a second to react to what we got from the item throw and do something, the thing is that we don't know what that something is and we end up doing the weirdest decisions
How can you predict what I'm going to do if I have no clue what the fuck I'm doing?
- Me, a Faust main
I like your funny words doctor man, in shall join the bag head club
@@B4dr4bbit Welcome, here's your free comically large scalpel and a banana peel to boot, as well as a tiny bag head fella
me and the boys adding negatives to the iq scale
Me learning potemkin at first: "ok so most his moves hit hard in exchange for being slow. Alright. Maybe some short combos will work while using his long reach"
Me now after a few hours of practice: "pot grab. Grab good."
"Y'all persistent, if not loyal"
Me, who never played a GG game other than Strive and still mains Faust: I guess I'm just 60 IQ then
You should check out Faust from previous games. I'm missing that Faust :p
The best kind of Faust player, you play for what he is instead of what he should be. Those have at least double that IQ, lol.
Oh, come another Guilty Gear or two in the future and that description will be accurate.
@@CenKyne he misses the prostate exam. Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'im.
Faust was top tier character in any GG games except Strive
I love how the joke about strive players' low intelligence is never toxic
Chipp-eating was a good one.
Anyway, this is accurate.
Bar the breed of Millia mains who memorize one combo path and when they get read they think they got no damage and/or tools.
Which are more than one might think.
@Leith Aziz PAGY And that's the point lmao. No matter the character, there's always gonna be some scrub that wants more buffs for free wins without understanding what niche (and consequently, which gameplan it follows) their character fills.
As a Faust main.. I sometimes have -179 IQ then hit some godlike combo by complete accident and it goes up to 99 for like 2 seconds
Normal people: “Let me get this straight, you think winning with three consecutive command grabs is ideal gameplay?”
Grappler mains: “I do and I’m tired of pretending it’s not”
KOF grappler mains: “hey, as long as it works”
Grappler mains: “How about another command grab?”
i mean it takes a real idiot to get command grabbed three times in a row.
grappler mains dont think when playing we listen to our heart and our heart tells us "do the command grab"
Grappler: I'm going to make playing this game extremely unpleasant for both of us, but I'll enjoy it
I play Zato and Potemkin, so do the 200 IQ and 0 IQ for each balance out to make me a perfectly average 100?
These are the questions that keep me awake at night.
I picked up Strive *because* of Nago. Buddy told me about it and I love his design and he's super fun to play. I tried every other character as an alt but kept going back to Nago.
same here, i cannot live without spin go brrrrrr
yep, i played him on the 1st open beta this year and he is so good.
tall, BIG AND HUGE ASS SWORD? he got me right away, now i just need to get the full game 🥴
For real. People thought he was bad at first, while I was just sitting there like "nah bruh you just did 20 specials in a row and wondered why you now have super cancer"
Same ngl. I was already looking to see whether it'd be my cup of tea since I'm usually trying out whatevrr with a friend that plays tons of fighters and I just gravitated to Nago so much. Once I saw him in action I just had to pick up the game.
I wanted to play Nago at first but was intimidated by his mechanics. Went with Faust 'cause I thought he was really cool, stopped 'cause he's got those weaknesses, went with Anji and stopped for similar reasons, and wound up back at Nago but feeling more confident with the game's mechanics.
As a May main...
You give us too much credit lol
We're more gremlins than demons!
real
Totsugeki!!! 🐬
Giovanna - "the hornier the stupider"
We know but HEY!
Imagine playing a character because they make your bits tingle.
Child labor laws were a mistake.
@@deadinside9565 all GG characters make my bits tingle
I just play her because I like her moves..
@@deadinside9565literally everyone in this game makes my bits tingle, GG characters are unreasonably attractive
as a Chipp main, this is 1000% correct. when i'm doing offline matches and not stressed out, i can do some neat shit. when i'm online and i know my rank is on the line, i basically just fall back on 5k -> 2k -> 2d and hope my oki is good lol
How dare you
Assume my IQ reaches double digits.
'the hornier the stupider' but have you heard of post nut clarity iq level rises to 600
I never noticed how much it looks like May has a beer gut till this thumbnail.
Its so she can tell Johnny she's pregant
😆
May and the people who play her (me) must constantly be drunk if they think the 8th dolphin in a row will work
@@lukazade1(it does)
Me who plays Faust persistently: Damn straight
As a millia main I approve on behalf of all of us lord knight stans
Lk is the GOAT
Lk is indeed the fucking GOAT
I'm a sol main but yeah lk is cool
Good to see all the millia mains in this reply, except that sol guy.
LKGod
The I-no/milia take is APPAULING
But as a gio main, can confirm
As an anji main, yes.
But having a lower IQ than Leo players kinda hurts lmao
as a leo starter player, i do not agree that anji is that low. but really potemkin needs to be just as low as sol. as they are just sol players but with better taste
Unga gorilla may HAVE those IQ but it doesn't mean they ever use it in matches
Anji players have an IQ of 25.
25 as a percent is also known as a quarter.
Henceforth: Anji players only know quarter circles
Nailed it on the Nagoriyuki one.
I am laughing at everybody who thinks he’s not top 5. His moves are too good that blood rage is not that much of a factor if you play your cards right
@@zenith1040 Nago is strong once he gains momentum, he does well against Sol but literally explodes against Chipp/Axl/May/Zato.
I'm not so sure people will still think he's top 5 when they realize that FD is extremely effective against his mixups. Yes he's very good, but not top 5 imo.
In all seriousness. I've played since D1 and I don't understand how people didn't see how fucking busted he is.
He covers the entire screen and if he gets in with a C.S he basically wins.
@@solaireofbadciv914 .. as a Zato player ima call BS. He can hit Eddie out of literally everything but his counter from an entire screen away.
Which you shouldnt be letting Zato in anyway.
The ONLY thing that keeps him from being at sol level is the blood rage.... which buffs your attack and super... _but no special_ and no health
I play Potemkin and Faust and took an actual IQ test. came out as 130 so I guess glue and loyalty make me marginally above average
Damn, never thought I'd see another Potemkin Faust co-main.
Missed opportunity to give Goldlewis mains 51.
as ramlethal player, i have tendencies to throw my stuff at random people IRL then run up to them to grab it back
Kinda saddened about how you didn't make a joke about the Faust mains being just one hive mind
As a fellow Potemkin main,
[finishes Gilk drink] yes 3 busters is the goal, but 3 HPB is peak monke mode
I mean, if Potemkin lands 3 Command Grabs on you, that's on you.
All I'm getting from this is that aside from one character, you can get a lobotomy and still play this game
Ram isn't running to pick up the swords. She's running to pick up you.
I wish Ram would pick me up 😔
The 30 iq in ungamentals really spoke to me as a Leo main
As an axl/pot main my Iq averages out to 25 which makes me an incredibly smart pot player but an incredibly stupid axl player which I think is accurate
Bro. Same.
Gotta recognize, maining laust is all about loyalty to your character tbh
*Chipp 150 IQ* "Might be a Chipp main but it too early to tell"
*Potemkin 0 IQ* " Oh ye, Chipp main"
This gets even funnier considering the Chipp v Potemkin matchup, on the one hand, how can you ever get hit as the Chipp player. On the other hand, if you do, painful, agonizing 55% of ur HP Potemkinnnnn Busssaaaah
@@GrayscAle-jn9zs "I only have to hit you once DesNerd!"
Potemkin probably
No, it's the average then
I might feel bad for making half the cast not be able to read but boy do I love dolphins
In defense of Anji mains, fujin is like the only move arcsys let him have back. Like I dropped the whole ass game when I realized they took his entire kit out of the game.
Not to mention, his frame data is not really that good
Guard point moves? never heard of such a concept-Daisuke
wow so you dropped the game just cause 1 character you liked wasnt what you expected in a NEW GAME, just wow man
@Cristo Alba me personally, i like games like rev 2, there is so much shit you can do, just an endless mix were you either dont let the opponnent play the game, or you dont get to play the game, its frustrating at times but man, the best fighting games i played were just like that! i like strive, but it needs a little more spice, cause it can actually get boring sometimes cause it feels you are doing the same shit all the time and most players play their characters in a very similar way... too bad fg are just getting to "casual" these days
@@butteredtoast3032 When you consider that a lot of the cast's move lists have been neutered, it's understandable why he left. I still play the game, but it gets boring and frustrating being limited to just 4 good moves out of 10 of them.
I have literally never played Guilty Gear before, but apparently I've listened to Smell of the Game and Armor Clad Faith enough to start getting GG meme recommendations
Me seeing this as a Zato Main "WOOOO BABYYY"
Uh oh he's smart
zato is cool as fuck i can never complain when im fighting one even if it feels bs because i know how complicated and technical that character is
there may not be alot of us but at least each of us counts as 2
I played a shit ton of heritage of the future so i becamed zato main in the beta
I dont have heritage for the future
"Ungamentals are stronger than words" had me freaking crying dude.
0:15 that sounds something like someone who got pot busted 3 times in a row would say
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" THIS LINE IS SO RAW LOVE IT
Grear video
I would like to thank you king sir for describing me and my brothers perfectly,
The online name i picked was "faust's husband".
Hello? Us hyper-intelligent ram mains also know mortobato, meaning we know TWO WHOLE MOVES?? That is one more than one move, we are clearly extremely intelligent
When I saw I-NO, I said “fuck” since I main her. Then I saw Millia and I got happy since she’s my secondary and tbh I’m having more fun with her than I-NO.
And I clapped my hand square in my face when I read this as you actually gave a damn about some unwashed shitposters opinion on the internet :D
@@hiiambarney4489 lmao
@@hiiambarney4489 The videos is pretty accurate tho :^)
as someone who has never played a single guilty gear game, this feels like a personal attack
my last two brain cells arguing if we should do the overhead on Fuujin for the 8th time in a row
Part of the 0% so high you need decimals to even see how bro and I are peak. Glue eater gang rise up.
least salty guilty gear player
“Ungamentals speak louder than words”
I found this unbelievably hilarious
This is why us axl mains aren't at the top yet, we've yet to determine who gets the braincell
Mom said its my turn on the braincell
You just don't know the refined flavor of aged paint.
As a Millia main, I appreciate the facts you've provided here.
As an axl main I’d like to point out we all collectively share one brain cell and we trade it off everyday.
"ungamentals"
...STOLEN
Landing 3 command grabs as pot isn't a definition of peak, it is the peak
as a chipp main, i am offended but also flattered
Ironic how us Sol mains have negative IQ when the man was literally a scientist.
As a Axl main, never before we are so offended by something we fully agree with
Dino nuggi
As a main Giovanna and ramlethal I can confirm. Actually is scary how accurate this is
Of course you main Gio and Ram. Lemme guess, you bought both Jack-O and Baiken
@@erizoh no, cause I'm poor :"
I feel torn about Nago. I used him in the beta and have gone on to main him in the full release, but I was going to do so regardless of his actual tier lol
I used him in the beta then used Zato for like 2 or 3 weeks then realized I like having health so I went back to nago
As a Potemkin main I should be offended.
But as a Potemkin main, I can't argue with the facts.
Some of the most insightful analysis I have ever seen
As a Potemkin main i chuckle at how accurate it is.
As a potemkin main, this is factual as we are heart based players not mind based.
Chaos: stupid...but atleast they know how to use gun
As one of the 3 Goldlewis mains, my IQ is exactly the same as this behemoth typhoon
'Me in a corner eating glue and drinking paint while huffing gasoline' yall hear something?
As an Axl main... gimme those god damn Dino Nuggies.
We need an updated version
As a Zato main I approve of this video 5Head
I have never played this game and I can still feel the salt required to make this video
As a Nagoriyuki main I thought I was gonna get more shade, but nah I'm laughing
I'm an Ino main: I should be offended, I could be actually, however I'm mostly focused on Ino's picture rather that the description
Haven't played GGST often, but when I first got it, Nago clicked with me instantly so I guess I have 150 IQ
"69 IQ" joke missed for Giovanna :-p
0:21 whats with May's belly tho???
How do think "literal demon"comes from ?
@@randomboy2004 what???
SPD stands for Super Potemkin Death. SPD good. Napster bad. SPD all the time go *brrrrr*
I bought this game and played it with a friend. We both never played a Guilty Gear game before, closest thing to a fighting game we played was Super Smash Bros. So we decided to pick random characters, and I chose Nagoriyuki because vampire samurai sounded cool.
After beating my friend with seven normal hits I swore I’m totally playing this guy competitively.
I'll never understand why they made May's Strive render look pregnant..