Things I Hate - Bretman Rock
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theres a fucking world war 3 behind him.
airplanes, motorcycles, chicken sounds and fucking birds lmao. but still ily bret ahhahaha
Legit 😂
+You got no Jams lmao...he got some jams there
ARMY❤️
ARMY EVERYWHERE ❤️
Lol
i never understood why people call him ugly. he is gorgeous.
yes he looks good honestly
yeah..!! I Love the way he eats..
The way he eats? 😂 bruh
Shindō Amane I know its weird AF.. But it looks kinda cool to me.. 😂
+Shindō Amane it had me weak
I am DYING at how he is eating throughout this. Just so casually.
shellyannesbeauty SAME
the total definition of not giving a fuck.. lmao
I spent the whole video trying to figure out what he was eating.
ronnie rodriguez chicken.
Me too hahahahha
"When you call me ugly at least be motherfucking cute" hahah preach 😂
Bretman: I hate birds! (Eats Chicken) LMAO 😂
+Meg Mcbree Lol Right? 😂😂😂
except chicken hahaha
chicken ain't bird duh
@@ivanmerano869 you need to go back to grade 3 bro...
Chicken 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 bird 👏
Bretman doing mukbangs before it was cool
I laughed a lot when he prayed for his mum😂😂💁🏾👏🏽
omg same here hahahaha
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Same 😂😂😂
Same lol😂
I don't know why people call him ugly when he looks better than most girls out there
Damn I know right
destiny rivera who called him ugly??
destiny rivera what's the correlation with "most girls"
destiny rivera girl ain’t nobody called him ugly shut tf up
@@lulumakeouthill7548 are you stupid this comment was years ago so u stfu.
He's just grabbing food out of nowhere hahaha like that spamasubi
What's spamasubi
He made it look so good though lmfaoo
Omg I thought it was some brownie or ice cream. It looked so good
+beautiful k yessss. I got so hungry lol
+MOCHI TV it's spam and rice wrapped up in nori (seaweed). It's a popular food here in Hawaii :)
"I feel so like TH-camry" 😂😂 I almost died when you were yelling at the birds and when you took a picture of yourself 😂😂😂😂😂
😭😂😂
he made the most interesting intro in youtube ive ever seen
i would so want this guy to be my best friend
Me 2
istabraqz everybody does
Me too
"her face fit the whole circle for the profile picture " im weak 😂😂😂
Moriah Saline i was dying at this part
I cackled 😂😂 😂
The birds are chirpin cos u eating their friend
Brittania omg I cant with this comment lmao
All dislikes are from Shamika
"let's take a moment to pray for her" 😂😂😂
I literally died 😂😂😂
The realest person ever 😂😂😂
derp face
When he called the birds a bitch.. 😂😂😂🐦🐦
"Yes I'm a fake ass bitch" then a minute later "I'm not trying to be a fake ass bitch" I cannot 💀
How old are you Bret??
17
21
He was 16 in this now hes 18
Chill the fuck out.
Tyler Gucci wdym
when he screamed at the birds i laughed so hard omg
You take ages to get to the point, you're lighting is shit, there is so much noise in the background and your camera sound like its diying and won't stay in focus
But that all does not matter even one bit i can literally watch you all day you such amazing character honestly your a joy ta watch funny as fuck girl!!! Haha xx
wow that escaleted quickly
***** me too lol😂
Hahah
+Female Boss I was just about to swear at your ass right there 😂😂😂😂
Marceline Abadeer 😅😆😆
When you're sick and your parents say "it is coz you're on your PC or phone every hour" like excuse me?😒😂😂
😂😂😂👍
omg yesss. my aunt told me im sick cus i ate a chocolate bar. wtf?!
SO TRUE! I'm like "THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE"
Omg my mom used to always tell me "Maybe you wouldn't be so sick all the time if you would get off the internet". Um, tf does that have to do with the price of tea in China?! 😵
everytime its sooooo annoying
the way he yelled at those birds lol
WHY do he just have food in his room. Like he finishes something reaches down and has a whole other meal XD Love ya Bret
Waynelle Ize j
*"because you don't get much sleep" or "because you sleep late"* is literally the answer to everything, anytime I complain about something my dad always resorts to that. And I'm just like ??????!!!!????!! the fuck does my thumb hurting has to do with me sleeping late?
Hahaha so true
MY LIFE
+Selinna Ra So I yawned and my mom saw me and said, what time did you sleep? 5 AM? She didn't say it directly but that was what she was implying. Ummmm Duhhh first thing in the morning when I wake up I yawn.
My dad omfg
The reaction though after "that because you shower at night" 😂😂😂😂
IKRR😂😂😂 I am dying😂😂😂❤️
+5LooD93 i was crying when he said that
i dieddddd!!!
+5LooD93 i fucking dieeeeeedddd LMAO
I relate about the "older people acting like a doctor" thing. My mom is filipino and does this all the time and I'm just like "...no"
i love how hes just casually eating throughout this whole video 😂😂😂
THE CAMERA NOISE IS SO DISTRACTINGLY ANNOYING KASHSS
I thought I was the only one .-.
+Amal X i know i thought it was my camera lmaoo i was worried
+shynnelle it is a wood pecker. I fucking hate woodpeckers :(
+Maya Phipps it's his camera
+Maya Phipps there no woodpeckers in Hawaii
"my eyes hurt"
"it's bc you shower at night" LMFAO
Setareh DB he lost me there lol i was like what?? 😂😂
We Filipinos believe in the superstition that when you shower at night, you have the tendency to become blind or you might sore your eyes.
@@mountainrock7682 it's not true
@@rediebearexabior8585 I know
at 8:00 he sounds like nicki minaj....who else agrees?
Yes
NO!
No not really
+Sir cutie Yuki my opinion
Yes he fucken did
Wow.. watching this again in 2019 makes me so proud of Bretman. In this video he said “what if I can’t afford salad every fucking day?” He came from nothing and now, well, Bretman, now u can afford whatever food u want bcos of ur hard work and we’re all here stanning for that 👏🏼
Hat hard work? Sitting in front a camera acting stupid?
@@knash6117 i think u don't know his story and i don't think u know him. That's why u r being funny, man😂
I'm feeling hungry, after watching him eat a buffet.
LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
+K Abenir what is he eatin tho?? it looks so good
+Natalia Miranda its a musubi
okay, thanks
pause at 2:49 and thank me later
Lol I just seen it I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
Deayra Lewis hilariousss XD
HAHAH THANKYOU
Omg 😂😂😂😂
aylin ramos hahahahahahah thank you
Watching you eat is oddly satisfying
ikr
omg fr
Spam wasubi
+MLPSWEETYSWIRLS COTTON CANDY : ) thats not spam thats minatamis na kakanin thats a filipino food
+Princess llanita No bitch, its a fucking spam musubi.
The best part was shamikaa's part😂😂😂😭😭
Aldiansyah Arthanan Djanu yesss😂😭😭 I just love the whole video like I always come back to it and laugh
i feel like there is a war going on in the backgroung of this video (turn ur volume up)
😂😂😂😂
Omg you right 😂😂😂
woah wtf
omg yes 😂😂
that's the camera trying to focus
"Drier Then A pussy" 😂😂
Lmao I'm hearing that in the background now wtf haha
+Melisa Portillo he's quoting something that he said lol
Bretman: "I don't know, I hate birds"
8 yrs later: has 40 chickens at home 😂
Hahaha I was just watching him he’s so good to all of them. He’s hiding from the HOA 😅
2019 june and still watching
R R I am too, he cracks me tf up💀😂😂
That background sound sounds like The Grudge
wtf true!
It's the camera focussing lol
Ugh seriously can't take it
MomLife10 lmfao
Lol ikr lol maybe it is...? XD
Who else actually prayed for his mother?😂
I did!!!
Bretman was doing mukbangs before mukbangs were in.
He's ahead of his time
Bretman: I hate birds
Also Bretman: adopts multiple varieties of chickens
WE DEMAND A COLLAB WITH TWAIMZ
yas!
YES
+- , ' E L L A ' , - REALLY?! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY LLAMA
omg yes that shall be the day when all gods bow down to earth because two fucking amazing queens made a youtube video collab
+madugula vinatha I WAS THINKING ThE sAME THING
Lmfaoo "Oh my god, My pussy fell"
LMAO
after all these years this is still my favourite bretman vid😭
Ikr 😭😭 love how he said he hates birds in this video and now has chickens and rooster and qyum the peacock (correct me if its qyum or something else)😂😂
I thought I was the only one, I always come back to this exact one to smile
Me tooo lol
so happy i found ur channel
Was it that hard to search his name?
Marcela A. you dumb
Marcela A. headass
would be nice to see a 'Things I love' video to contrast this one?! Let's get some love up in dis?!
Yaaaz
"That is because you shower at night" *long pause.....* LOLOL died.
usually i hate when someone is eating loudly but in this case im weirdly like it
Brett you've been eating this entire video & haven't took a single drink ! 😂 how you do that!!?
Watch her name really be Shamika.
😂😂😂
He looks so much like Princess in this vid
" let's just call her..... SHAMICA!"😂💀
whenever I tell my mom I have a headache she says bc I'm on my phone to much. or when I say my stomach hurts it's bc my phone it's always either my phone or she said I don't drink enough water -_-.
i know right??! like wtf?!
I hate it omg
TKS1020 sometimes its true
SAME LIKE
TKS1020 yah because the light off ur phone triggers ur eyes which gets to ur head it happens to me ALOT
Bret I don't think that's what sugar coating means😭
"That is dryer then a pussy but food is food" 😂😂 He kills me .
I understand the struggle of living in Hawaii and trying to film a damn video without war sounds going on in the background 😂😂
Our bret grew 🥺. Whos watching this at 2021?
im just sitting here trying to figure out what the hell he's eating! it was like green and brown . i want to try it 😁
Lol its spam musubi.. Rice and a slice of spam soaked in teriyaki sauce.. Stacked on top of eachother and wrapped in seaweed.. Hope this helps lol
it tastes amazing you should try it (spam musubi) babe😊😚
+Amar Narayan i think this is a filipino food, since he's filipino... this is called "sapin-sapin" a variant of the famous "kakanin"
+Anna Abishag its actually a Hawaiian food I believe
+Alyssa Gaspar +Anna Abishag its Spam Musubi, japanese inspired rice ball with the hawaiian addition of spam.. Lol although spam isnt "Hawaiian" its popular in hawaii lol omusubi is another japanese word for onigiri which translates to rice ball lol.. And of course we all know that bretman rock lives in hawaii and they sell those at 7-11 for like $1.00 lol hope this clears things up
"i feel so youtuber-y, when i'm not even a fucking youtuber"
2020: uhmm...sure Bretman.
Even there's no any edits, music backgrounds or something. This video is still funny and halarious unlike those other videos out there, their videos are only funny with edits. (Sorry for what i've said but its kinda true 😂✌️)
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF YOURS!! I literally searched for this just so I could rewatch huhu 😭😭
omfg!!!! i was watching makeup tutorials and you randomly popped up, i watch your makeup videos and that shit had me dying at 2o'clock in the morning!! lol i just had to look you up!! keep doing more videos! you have a funny charm and your real af!! lol lol
It's 2020 and I'm still here
"When you call me ugly at least be cute" 😂😂 that my new motto
i have literally no idea why i keep coming back to this vld every times i do my homework
You should post more videos on TH-cam cuz all of your video's are awesome and your funny which makes every one laugh
I just felt like rewatching this bcz it was HILLAAARIOOUUUUSSS
Shameka watching this 👁👄👁
I love how people just quote the videos in the comments 😭😭😭 you're one of a kind and mad fukin cool bruh ❤️
HAHHAHAH you made my morning boo
Same omg
hahahhahah this is soo funny jajajja I love it!
Omg this Shamika girl is about to make me pee my pants omg 😂😂😂
laugh' s out loud girl go up for it
i dont even understand this video anymore 😂😂😂😂😂
Smiley T. ikr im so lost but idec LMAO
This is what I needed to start my day thank you Bret 😘😘
Lmao, the auto focus at the end omygaad! I'm dying!
I love your uncut video their the best
Ikr!
0:30 "I think i just took a picture of myself" u really did lol
Omg u sounded like Nicki lol
Hahahah so much
He did right it was cool 😝
"Her face took up the whole circle 😂" "musty dusty ass lips"
i watched it million times! love you, Bret!
you're so hilarious! i love ur content and btw I'm a new subscriber!! :)
Oh my gaaaaaad! You're so funny! And fabulous! You are my actual life goals! I'm totally subscribing!
I found you thru Judy a couple of years ago (just before the second Dancember) ... Your energy & attitude is all that ... Being a mature goddess *wink I have great appreciation for youth who are confident, intelligent & aren't afraid to take any opportunities that come their way by virtue of them being and modelling authentic (tho evolving ) selves. Much love ox Care
"I hate birds"
Cut to present day where he owns a lot of chickens😭
i watched this for 293763 times and im still laughing so hard ily bret omg
You are literally the only TH-camr that can successfully make this video
im hearing a woodpecker
it's his camera making the noise when it zooms in and out of focus
DEAR BRETMAN ROCK, EVEN THOUGH U WERE LYING THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE FUCKING VIDEO, I STILL LOVE U BRO
Wow this is my first time watching you and you made my evening!!! Made me laugh love your personality!
LMAOOO I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WHEN HE SAID TO THE BIRDS "BITCH GET OUT" PLEASE HELP ME 😂😂😂😂
when he accidentally took a pic of himself OMFG DYING
You're one of the mukbang pioneers 😂💕❤️
This still is a whole MOOD
Rewatching October 31 2020😍 I'm so inlove with him😊
Currently watching while getting ready for school 😒
Me too
lmfaoooo fr this morning while i was ready i went in snapchat and he said he uploaded a vid and i was like ... prepare to die frm how funny he is 😂
All the way from 2021 .. Hello little Bretman
Before he hit puberty 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 been watching your video from last year 😭😭