Don't Crush Obsidian

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  • I crush an obsidian sphere in my hydraulic press
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  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163221

    "Don't play with broken obsidian", he says with a bandaged finger.

    • @12dakis
      @12dakis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6207

      Speaking from experience 😅

    • @GDJSingh
      @GDJSingh ปีที่แล้ว +612

      @@12dakis I saved you from the 69 Curse

    • @hunty5285
      @hunty5285 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      😂😂😂 damn this made me laugh hard as hell

    • @phironosurvivors2069
      @phironosurvivors2069 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Duh? 🤣😂🤣... oh.. he learned something

    • @joshuacromley7439
      @joshuacromley7439 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Well, Obsidian is glass, so.

  • @cyanide6718
    @cyanide6718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35236

    "don't crush obsidian"
    Yea like we all got a hydraulic press lying around

    • @MisterRorschach90
      @MisterRorschach90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      You can literally buy or build one for 100-200 bucks.

    • @brianorozco1074
      @brianorozco1074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      Imagine going to this guy’s house and seeing a ton of weapons of mass destruction in glass display cases

    • @neverousdizon1093
      @neverousdizon1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Forget the press. Where the hell do you find obsidian.

    • @Kagdra_omen
      @Kagdra_omen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      A... Idk fuckin hammer does the same thing.

    • @elfasto2255
      @elfasto2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Fire Dargos 😳

  • @miss.brun0
    @miss.brun0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14833

    “Don’t play with broken obsidian”
    His bandaged finger: you see nothing

    • @jacko8603
      @jacko8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      loool was thinking about that

    • @Og_BlueToadFan913
      @Og_BlueToadFan913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes just what I was thinking every time I saw it

    • @luke._.9270
      @luke._.9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      „You aint seen nothing you hear me?“ ah yes sleep away camp 1

    • @bobbydean1945
      @bobbydean1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah the finger really sells it

    • @silehpanda
      @silehpanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *continues to play with broken obsidian*

  • @abeltesfaye_
    @abeltesfaye_ หลายเดือนก่อน +2315

    Perfect example of why you should only ever attempt to crush obsidian with a diamond pickaxe

    • @relevantmillennial303
      @relevantmillennial303 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      came here for this comment

    • @wObBlE73
      @wObBlE73 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂

    • @YoMamaIsSweet
      @YoMamaIsSweet หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂❤👏👏👏

    • @YoMamaIsSweet
      @YoMamaIsSweet หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@relevantmillennial303same lol

    • @isotetra1912
      @isotetra1912 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      mojang should add an obsidian sword

  • @badman477
    @badman477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3718

    Obsidian: “call an ambulance”
    “But not for me”

    • @delilahh972
      @delilahh972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      More like but not only for me lol

    • @MageMinionsOP
      @MageMinionsOP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@delilahh972 yah, if obsidian is going down, it's taking everyone in the nearby vicinity with it

    • @travisradden5264
      @travisradden5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg.😂 This comment made my day. Ty.

    • @gustavosalaiz9558
      @gustavosalaiz9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MageMinionsOP hah jokes on obsidian I'm into that....oh and also I summon slifer red and play pot of greed which allows me to draw three cards.

  • @Kerfufflefuf
    @Kerfufflefuf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5405

    “Obsidian is very sharp”
    Runs fingers through obsidian shards.

    • @DerekHise
      @DerekHise 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      It’s sharper than a surgical scalpel but too fragile from side to side to not snap off, so they have to use steel scalpels instead.

    • @davidespejo7255
      @davidespejo7255 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      And in the next frame has his finger wrapped up lol

    • @slpguy6026
      @slpguy6026 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ⁠@@DerekHisesurgeons have and still occasionally use obsidian.

    • @DerekHise
      @DerekHise 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@slpguy6026 Thank you, yes. I should have made it clear that there ARE exceptions to that rule:
      For extremely delicate and shallow surgeries where sideways pressure isn't an issue, obsidian blades are still effective. I believe eye surgeries qualify when they are working on the lenses.
      After doing a quick google search, seems "steel allergies" are another reason they might change to an obsidian blade.

    • @analogalbacore7166
      @analogalbacore7166 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right!!!!

  • @flamingo7723
    @flamingo7723 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    "Don't play with shards of obsidian", *runs hands through a giant pile of broken obsidian*

    • @noThankyou-g5c
      @noThankyou-g5c ปีที่แล้ว +6

      youve got it backwards but ya lmao

    • @BrianJNelson
      @BrianJNelson ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "With a bandaged finger" 💀

    • @Bhavishya...123
      @Bhavishya...123 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did it To show us bruh

    • @Bhavishya...123
      @Bhavishya...123 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nubbdz v2 yo chill bro! He knew that he could hold that piece of obsidian, that's y he took it to show us what can happen to us if we be careless when we pick up obsidian 🤷‍♂️

    • @Bhavishya...123
      @Bhavishya...123 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nubbdz v2 u know what, leave it , i can't argue with u. Also I told this so that everyone understands a simple thing, if no one wants to, then f it.

  • @moonliteX
    @moonliteX หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    1: "don't play with obsidian"
    2: plays with obsidian
    3: bloody fingers
    4: bandaged finger
    5: GOTO 1

    • @edattacks
      @edattacks 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      noooo! break break break! lol

  • @criticalproductions4845
    @criticalproductions4845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11543

    “Don’t play with obsidian shards”
    *is literally bleeding from grabbing handfuls of obsidian shards*

    • @saskimo3932
      @saskimo3932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      bit of a case of “do as i say, not as i do”

    • @gsxeddexsd9192
      @gsxeddexsd9192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      The bandage lol too good

    • @waterdrinker_
      @waterdrinker_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      How do you think he figured out you shouldn't play with them?

    • @darkcabinproductions4575
      @darkcabinproductions4575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao

    • @Agdjejaidja
      @Agdjejaidja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When did he even bleed?

  • @letter_o_hyphen_letter_o
    @letter_o_hyphen_letter_o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7370

    “Don’t crush obsidian”
    There goes my Wednesday plans.

    • @leviforgrave
      @leviforgrave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lol yes

    • @JustPhysix
      @JustPhysix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't get it.

    • @Yercacets
      @Yercacets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@JustPhysix he’s saying that he’s going to do that,even though crushing obsidian with a hydraulic press isn’t done very often. (It’s called sarcasm)

    • @traxier5471
      @traxier5471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JustPhysix minecraft referrence

    • @suryanshbagri129
      @suryanshbagri129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @deventazz8018
    @deventazz8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7141

    “Obsidian is extremely sharp”
    *grabs handful of shattered obsidian*

  • @nguvideos2868
    @nguvideos2868 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Apparently obsidian knives can be so sharp they actually separate on the cellular level while cutting, thats why it was often used for surgery, faster healing.

    • @Mr.MuffinMan1
      @Mr.MuffinMan1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Ingredients
      2 cups all-purpose flour
      3 teaspoons baking powder
      ½ teaspoon salt
      ¾ cup white sugar
      1 large egg
      1 cup milk
      ¼ cup vegetable oil
      Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease a 12-cup muffin tin or line cups with paper liners.
      Stir flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar together in a large bowl; make a well in the center.
      Beat egg with a fork in a small bowl or 2-cup measuring cup; whisk in milk and oil. Pour egg mixture all at once into flour mixture; mix quickly and lightly with a fork until just moistened. The batter will be lumpy. Spoon batter into the prepared muffin cups, filling each 3/4 full.
      Bake in the preheated oven until tops spring back when lightly pressed, about 25 minutes. Now you have muffins!

    • @Angelique_Bouchard
      @Angelique_Bouchard วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Mr.MuffinMan1 thank you so much. I love this!

    • @MasquedMocha
      @MasquedMocha 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Mr.MuffinMan1 name checks out

  • @cfv7461
    @cfv7461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7356

    Hidraulic press: I'l crush you
    Obsidian: maybe, but I'll take you with me

  • @portuguisianbralizian3293
    @portuguisianbralizian3293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3826

    "It broke my press!"
    Obsidian Ball used Self-Destruct!
    It was super effective!

    • @haneeshahaneesha6879
      @haneeshahaneesha6879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Hydraulic press
      FAINTED
      OBSIDIAN BALL GETS 3000 EXP

    • @ayskaripepperooni2770
      @ayskaripepperooni2770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@haneeshahaneesha6879
      Well, the obsidian ball fainted because it used self destruct so it doesn't actually gain any exp.

    • @ayskaripepperooni2770
      @ayskaripepperooni2770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BadBunnyBoy
      Yes, more than just pokemon go. (for example sword and lets'go eevee

    • @cupcake769
      @cupcake769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ayskaripepperooni2770 indeed

    • @ayskaripepperooni2770
      @ayskaripepperooni2770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BadBunnyBoy
      Yes, if the game has exp share and/or you use it, but the fainted pokemon won't gain any exp as far as i know. I saw once a video where someone purposely softlocked himself in pokemon league with only electrode that only had self destruct or explosion in red or blue.

  • @gotchou
    @gotchou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12435

    “Obsidian is razor sharp” *pans to bandaged finger*

    • @B3_6
      @B3_6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      *runs fingers across obsidian dust” hurts worst then glass dust

    • @jimthompson4678
      @jimthompson4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Guy: mom my fingers are sore and my tongue is bleeding.
      Mom: how many times do i have to tell you not to mess with atomically sharp volcanic glass fragments?
      Mom: you didnt eat any did you?
      Guy: just wanted to see what it tases like.
      Mom: *shakes head* tell your father we are going to hospital again.
      Later.
      Doctor in ER: he put obsidian dust in his mouth. WTF.
      Nurse: should i get paperwork for Darwin Award?

    • @dora_msc
      @dora_msc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I came here to say that 😂😂

    • @Spiderpunkrocks
      @Spiderpunkrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now I wonder how he come to that conclusion 😂

    • @paulf6784
      @paulf6784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sharper.

  • @reinab8168
    @reinab8168 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He laughed like a kid who knows hes in trouble

  • @StarryxNight5
    @StarryxNight5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4270

    "Don't play with these fragments"
    He says while playing with those fragments

    • @PythonPlusPlus
      @PythonPlusPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And bleeding

    • @Viziry
      @Viziry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      His index fingers was bleeding 🩸 so he had to make that statement 0:38

    • @laughisfun2003
      @laughisfun2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Memento mori

    • @serious.business
      @serious.business 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's a grown up. He's allowed to do that.

    • @onesaltydoge3105
      @onesaltydoge3105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do as I say, not as I do

  • @Blue_Moon_Forge
    @Blue_Moon_Forge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3101

    Fun fact: obsidian is so sharp when it flakes off the edge is naturally about a molecule thick at the thinnest point, its the sharpest material on earth.

    • @abididubidi7815
      @abididubidi7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Cool af

    • @JamesOfKS
      @JamesOfKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Which is why I was kind of losing my s*** when he rubbed his hands through it

    • @Technoanima
      @Technoanima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@JamesOfKS micro shards are piercing into his bones as we speak and will eventually embed inside his bones.

    • @robertmiles9942
      @robertmiles9942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@Technoanima his bones will be stronger, not to mention more resistant to volcanic eruptions.

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      And they say netherite is stronger smh

  • @McArRuIzO
    @McArRuIzO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    "Don't play with the shards either."
    *finger is visibly bleeding
    Mkay. I'll take your word for it.

    • @Bleideris0
      @Bleideris0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Next shot hes got band aid on

    • @calvenwilliams3373
      @calvenwilliams3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I died when I seen the Band-Aid

    • @jacka55six60
      @jacka55six60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aztecs priests used obsidian blades to cut the hearts from those being sacrificed. Literally thousands at a time.

  • @IvoryMonsterXD
    @IvoryMonsterXD 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Bro is for real gonna get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 😭

    • @frankfedison5203
      @frankfedison5203 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kudos to you for perfect spelling! 🎉😃

  • @HavikXIII
    @HavikXIII ปีที่แล้ว +4887

    Drags fingers through obsidian, next shot has bandaged fingers. I love it lmao

    • @LumenFox777
      @LumenFox777 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Obsidian shares a lot of characteristics with glass. As soon as I saw him do that I was like "You idiot, you wouldn't do that with glass would you?"

    • @shadowkillz9606
      @shadowkillz9606 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@LumenFox777 Seems like you've had experienced the same sort of mistake XD

    • @ionic7777
      @ionic7777 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@LumenFox777 funny enough obsidian is even worse since it’s edges are even sharper than broken glass.
      Obsidian being one of the sharpest natural material is why people used to use hundreds of years ago

    • @Devvo0z
      @Devvo0z ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@LumenFox777 Funny thing is hes most likely smarter than you

    • @denusklausen3685
      @denusklausen3685 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Devvo0z He doesn't seem smart at all

  • @RChern
    @RChern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4507

    Voiceover: "He, however, proceeded to play with the shards of obsidian."

    • @anemo_fandango
      @anemo_fandango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I read this in the voice of the narrator from the Stanley Parable

    • @spiteu9272
      @spiteu9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Morgan Freeman

    • @sathwiknair1444
      @sathwiknair1444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read this in the voice of Morgan Freeman

    • @jarexb7242
      @jarexb7242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter Griffin

    • @200odd300
      @200odd300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anemo_fandango OMG SAME!! LMAO

  • @verycitrus9815
    @verycitrus9815 ปีที่แล้ว +5149

    "Like a razor blade"
    *Continues to handle obsidian shards with no gloves*

    • @timarbatis640
      @timarbatis640 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      with a bloody finger in the same shot and a bandaid on the finger in the next one.

    • @lalli8152
      @lalli8152 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its about how you hold it if you mean the bigger shard he uses to cut with, and obsidian isnt that much different than handling broken glass, and how many of us have done that cleaning up or something without gloves?

    • @jamesfehr2071
      @jamesfehr2071 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@lalli8152dust pan and broom my friend, amazing invention's. You could even just use two pcs of cardboard.

    • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
      @PorcupineTheOneandOnly ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@lalli8152 I was an event cleaner, and thought this dust pile was just dust. It was shards of glass DECORATED around the table. I got some tiny cuts on my hand, and it hurt like papercuts. No gloves. Bare hands. It didn't look like glass at all.

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly ... They used glass powder as a decoration? In what country exactly?
      Because most of the civilized world knows powdered silica can cause severe lung cancer if inhaled. It's not "toxic", but it damn sure doesn't belong in your airways.

  • @ToxapexHashimoto
    @ToxapexHashimoto หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me, seeing him put an obsidian ball under a press, already knowing how sharp are obsidian shards: "No! No! No! No! No! Wait! Wait! Wait! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!"

  • @mikess484
    @mikess484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3683

    “Don’t play with obsidian shards”
    Can’t help but notice that bandage on your finger there bud

    • @Fireball006
      @Fireball006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Right before it too you can see the cut on his finger

    • @nikkolashawkins7181
      @nikkolashawkins7181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Sharper than a razor blade or scalpel, obsidian flakes off to a monomolecular edge

    • @lethimdohisworkforyou1177
      @lethimdohisworkforyou1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah I think that's the point of his statement

    • @mrmidnight32
      @mrmidnight32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw that too. You can see he already has a couple cuts in the video of him playing with it haha

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Fireball006 cutting your finger with obsidian doesn’t usually bleed because it’s so sharp it cuts through the skin/muscle/blood cells

  • @teagybprankz
    @teagybprankz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10622

    "dont play with it"
    **plays with it and ends up with a bandaged finger in the next shot**

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      That would be why he said it, yes. So we don't make the same mistake.

    • @moniquita720
      @moniquita720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I would have never noticed if you hadnt pointed it out! XD

    • @exstee
      @exstee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Classic “do as I say, not as I do” moment

    • @-_-Baguette-_-
      @-_-Baguette-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hmm, almost like he made that mistake and got cut, y’know like that large cut on his finger?? He just edited the warning in before him making the mistake so nobody clicked off the video before the warning after him making a mistake…

    • @mattls_slaying1010
      @mattls_slaying1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@operatorchakkoty4257 so... you have obsidian to play with?

  • @dougdonelson9471
    @dougdonelson9471 ปีที่แล้ว +7183

    *runs fingers through obsidian shards*
    *with bloody fingers* "don't play with obsidian shards guys"

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      some people won't listen from words nor by reading it, only convinces them when they see it (the consequences).

    • @Oh.Canada
      @Oh.Canada ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Wow*

    • @Icarusa-dk5pr
      @Icarusa-dk5pr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@cutiebunnyamber3447 no he's probably just doing it because he doesn't give a shit

    • @IrideLastMtb
      @IrideLastMtb ปีที่แล้ว +3

      has a bandaid in the next shot lol

    • @coolt00.is.also.c00l
      @coolt00.is.also.c00l ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He learned from the consequences

  • @Kelpie-sb5bi
    @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    ”On this episode of jackass we are going to crush an obsidian sphere with an hydraulic press”

  • @wildwubbzy
    @wildwubbzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6294

    “The obsidian just shattered like glass!”
    *Throws his hand into the shattered obsidian*

    • @thanatostariq9600
      @thanatostariq9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      i think you can see a cut on his finger too, dont kno if its from the shard tho

    • @R17..
      @R17.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/w-zBsJc8lw4/w-d-xo.html

    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He said dust, not glass. Why does this comment have 1,700 likes? He quoted it wrong.

    • @ekinkaraarslan4336
      @ekinkaraarslan4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@goblinoide whose analysing what he said its a TH-cam comment

    • @XsaaGods
      @XsaaGods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@goblinoide Can I be a normie too ?

  • @Coreyfamilyguyfan
    @Coreyfamilyguyfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3261

    “don’t play with shards of obsidian”
    continues to play with shards of obsidian

    • @BJ-cf2ib
      @BJ-cf2ib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      With an obvious recent injury from playing with said obsidian.

    • @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd5500
      @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, I have once. It gave me a really nasty and deep cut

    • @Shay001
      @Shay001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was gonna comment this word for word but u beat me to it man

    • @MaNNeRz91
      @MaNNeRz91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BJ-cf2ib yeah then the next scene, demonstrating it's sharpness on paper, he's got his whole finger wrapped up 😂😂

    • @Zazabazaa
      @Zazabazaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Based on the state of his finger I assume he learned from experience

  • @Supercrayawn
    @Supercrayawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22310

    "and don't play with obsidian shards, they're razer sharp"
    in the next cut he's wearing a big blue bandage on his finger lol

    • @pytness1229
      @pytness1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +979

      You can see the cut in his finger in that shot lmao

    • @thomasdevlin5825
      @thomasdevlin5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      He learned from experience

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Different hand though but yeah

    • @kenyalmb
      @kenyalmb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @SomeSlushies
      @SomeSlushies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@pytness1229 right hand in that shot, left hand is the one with the bandage. but yeah he cut tf outta himself

  • @59135_J
    @59135_J 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Obsidian pulled a Uno reverse on press

  • @badrat484
    @badrat484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2953

    Him: “Obsidian ball in hydraulic press.”
    Me: “AZTEC GRENADE”

    • @Dig_Duke_SFM
      @Dig_Duke_SFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I get dat refrence c:

    • @bagenius5970
      @bagenius5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Dig_Duke_SFM "I understood that reference" - Captain America

    • @GarienAries
      @GarienAries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @smolrat159
      @smolrat159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What reference is that from?

    • @youreadopted3960
      @youreadopted3960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smolrat159 idk that either

  • @sho._.sho1021
    @sho._.sho1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15268

    “You shouldn’t play with the obsidian shards they are really sharp”
    *Picks up the shards and sprinkles it like fairy dust*

    • @MGB36913
      @MGB36913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Fairy dust 😂😆😂😆😂😆

    • @Nevlocc
      @Nevlocc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      He learned from that though u can see he cut his finger and has a bandage

    • @frogge632
      @frogge632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      *cringes in pain even tho its not even my hand*

    • @bernardblack6997
      @bernardblack6997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @swastikasingh3195
      @swastikasingh3195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1k likes done😊😊

  • @mybrainhurts2213
    @mybrainhurts2213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27191

    “Don’t think you should play with the shards of obsidian”. With a bandage on his finger.
    That’s hysterical!

  • @juzeus9
    @juzeus9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "you should never play with broken obsidian" immediately plays with broken obsidian.

  • @LegDevourer124
    @LegDevourer124 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1111

    "This is a grenade"
    "*the design is very human*"

    • @isaiahashikaga5574
      @isaiahashikaga5574 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ah yes a grenade is very human

    • @tuomasgaming4210
      @tuomasgaming4210 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@isaiahashikaga5574Humans can be grenades too

    • @isaiahashikaga5574
      @isaiahashikaga5574 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@tuomasgaming4210 Japan showed an example of human grenades

    • @PartTimeGoblinSlayer
      @PartTimeGoblinSlayer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm glad someone else remembers that movie. 😂👍

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@PartTimeGoblinSlayer we calling TH-cam shorts movies now?

  • @adeebmomen4541
    @adeebmomen4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5877

    “Don’t play with shards of obsidian, they are sharp”
    *Has a bandage on his finger*

    • @zompreacher
      @zompreacher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      You can see he cut his finger on it on the prior scene!

    • @armacham
      @armacham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      At 0:37 you can see blood on his hand

    • @Emmanuel_Rocha
      @Emmanuel_Rocha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I'm pretty sure this guy is suicidal. If you've watched all of his videos you'll know what I mean.

    • @kpopscenario1406
      @kpopscenario1406 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @SheeeenaH
      @SheeeenaH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Experience tells it all

  • @enigmatictrash
    @enigmatictrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    "Don't play with obsidian its sharp."
    *finger wrapped in gauze* : "yes"

    • @mapeditorjon5306
      @mapeditorjon5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where are the replies

    • @julianpermuy8191
      @julianpermuy8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mapeditorjon5306 im confused, almost no replies in comments with 4k likes wtf

    • @mapeditorjon5306
      @mapeditorjon5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@julianpermuy8191 4k likes? It only has 1.3k tho

    • @julianpermuy8191
      @julianpermuy8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mapeditorjon5306 when did I say I was talking about this comment? The comments in this video have almost no replies Idk why

    • @mapeditorjon5306
      @mapeditorjon5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julianpermuy8191 o I see

  • @arimashi2331
    @arimashi2331 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Obsidian was like:
    Let's see how strong is an hydraulics press

  • @dajosh96
    @dajosh96 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    *snorts obsidian dust* now remember it’s important to be careful around this stuff guys it’s very sharp

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Literally based

    • @punishedsnake6141
      @punishedsnake6141 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeeeeeeaaaahh lets hit the blood slopes.

    • @TrashBinGuy
      @TrashBinGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hardcore version of cocaine

  • @sickvendetta9
    @sickvendetta9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21996

    “Don’t play with broken Obsidian..”
    *proceeds to play with broken Obsidian*

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Reverse that

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@Zen-751 *Obsidian broken with play to proceed*
      "Obsidian broken with play Don't"
      >:)

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Thtaoy1029 but he didn't play with it. He used that piece as an example of how sharp a shard can be

    • @lezopi5914
      @lezopi5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      That's why he has a bandaid on his finger

    • @bigredc222
      @bigredc222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And his finger has a huge bandage on it.

  • @thefrogstronaut
    @thefrogstronaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58833

    Obsidian is one of those materials that actually can slice cells in half, high quality surgical tools sometimes are made of obsidian

  • @Zahnermc
    @Zahnermc 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Obsidian Knives in Reality: How deadly can I possibly be?
    Minecraft Nether Portals: How deadly can I possibly be?

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT ปีที่แล้ว +7552

    I feel like I need eye protection just to watch this.

    • @MrNiker
      @MrNiker ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Just turn your the phone away from yourself and you'll be fine👍

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​​@@MrNiker
      I'm so 💀 from laughing. You sir, are a genius! Still, I prefer the strange looks I get when I put on my PPE just to watch this guy's videos.

    • @MrNiker
      @MrNiker ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@innocentbystander3317 I prefer subjecting the hazards of his content to innocent bystanders

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I cringed so hard I barely saw what happened. I know it's a video, but it's gonna explode, and I could get an exploded ball of obsidian in my eyes if I just watch like a madman!

    • @evanbournes1975
      @evanbournes1975 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

  • @orburbme5024
    @orburbme5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3059

    “It’s like a razor blade.”
    Finger comes into frame with bandage on.

    • @silencio579
      @silencio579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But didn't you just steal that comment?

    • @oo-yj8wy
      @oo-yj8wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@silencio579 people can Wright the same words any time its not stollen

    • @foxy4111
      @foxy4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@silencio579 i mean, maybe he did steal it. And? And now what? World will be gone? I think he will just get some likes and you dont even get paid for comments so its just your free will. I dont understand writing "u stole com dud" cos its just dumb.

    • @azmannadim3742
      @azmannadim3742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh whats with people saying comment stolen its too much

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foxy4111 But it’s also dumb to copy comments for internet likes as if that gives you validation or that it even matters.

  • @FaeraGaelwyn
    @FaeraGaelwyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    “This is a giant black sphere of a substance that fractures into razor sharp fragments, lets see what happens when we blow it up” lol

  • @Mothuzad
    @Mothuzad หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These videos are how I get out of my comfort zone

  • @eosaeostre9242
    @eosaeostre9242 ปีที่แล้ว +3319

    “Don’t play with obsidian, guys!”
    *proceeds to play with obsidian.*

    • @Rapidfire370
      @Rapidfire370 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      366 likes and no comments?
      Wait lemme fix that...

    • @abysslight2490
      @abysslight2490 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now you know where the bandage on his finger came from.

    • @exentybyte4499
      @exentybyte4499 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Rapidfire370when you're trying to get many likes in a a reply but you can't think of anything to say:

    • @Rapidfire370
      @Rapidfire370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@exentybyte4499 I wasn't trying to do that lol, I thought it was something like a copypasta idk

    • @pqddachu
      @pqddachu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Rapidfire370nope, its just some trend surrounding a cringe overused outdated comment that adds zero value to anything, and you just became part of it

  • @Tunabreath2001
    @Tunabreath2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11226

    "Don't play with obsidian because it's sharp"
    *Has entire finger wrapped in a bandage*

    • @winyessir8987
      @winyessir8987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I see it

    • @foggyfrogy
      @foggyfrogy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Omg that cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @firefoxriot7077
      @firefoxriot7077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      he said it so you dont do the same mistake

    • @unknownperson8527
      @unknownperson8527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@firefoxriot7077 if we ever have the opportunity to make that mistake tho 😭

    • @ohhsooill
      @ohhsooill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literally laughed out loud when I seen that 🤣🤣

  • @Milkman7444
    @Milkman7444 ปีที่แล้ว +6051

    "Dont play with obsidian."
    *Handles it like it's gravel.*

    • @Kenmanhl
      @Kenmanhl ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Next scene, bandaged finger

    • @debsan79
      @debsan79 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Stage 4 cancer be like: 😏

    • @endnes.m
      @endnes.m ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@debsan79wow you are so funny i bet everyone laughs at you not because of your comment but because of you sad sad life.

    • @reignellwalker9755
      @reignellwalker9755 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      God bless you and Jesus loves you very much. Put your faith in him and be saved ❤

    • @ToastTheProto
      @ToastTheProto 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      you can actually see cuts on his hands after that

  • @wonderquestor
    @wonderquestor 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Don’t play with these shards of obsidian”
    *immediately proceeds to play with them himself*

  • @AndrewF321
    @AndrewF321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6573

    “Don’t play with these shards”
    Has fresh cut and blood on his finger as he plays with it.

    • @alltimelow101_p
      @alltimelow101_p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      kizumonogatari

    • @Agos735
      @Agos735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Just brings the point home XD

    • @SAMnELLA-1
      @SAMnELLA-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I saw the blue bandage & was going to joke about it too🤣👍.

    • @f.b.i2132
      @f.b.i2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Experience

    • @rouch7219
      @rouch7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And a SIZEABLE blue bandage on his finger in the next shot...

  • @lemagicalpotato8318
    @lemagicalpotato8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32568

    “Don’t put obsidian in a hydraulic press”
    “Don’t play with the shards, they’re razor sharp”
    Well there go my plans for tonight

  • @stinkygoat2686
    @stinkygoat2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3828

    How strong is obsidian really?
    Stong enough to break a hydrolic press apparently.

    • @kookie.2584
      @kookie.2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Hydraulic press:- I am the only thing that could break obsidian
      Minecraft Steve:-i think u r wrong.

    • @smileorgobyebye6330
      @smileorgobyebye6330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Pick axe : oh yeah ?
      Efficiency : *Y E S*

    • @therandomytuser8131
      @therandomytuser8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@smileorgobyebye6330 Haste II:
      And of course...
      You didn't forget me

    • @Homelander1
      @Homelander1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@therandomytuser8131 of course what

    • @donovanphillips6278
      @donovanphillips6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Partially, because he’s using a press to crush a sphere. Spheres can absorb a lot of pressure without breaking.

  • @davidvargas1798
    @davidvargas1798 หลายเดือนก่อน

    HE CUT HIMSELF WHEN HE SCOOPED ALL THAT OBSIDIAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lesson learned real quick and I'm glad he warned us as soon as he realized. Good job 😊

  • @verymediocreperson6554
    @verymediocreperson6554 ปีที่แล้ว +5690

    Remember kids, if you dont have a hand grenade, just trow an obsidian sphere in a hydraulic press at the enemy

    • @NolanHOfficial
      @NolanHOfficial 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      Good to know

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

      Only as a last resort, because it will break your hydraulic press.

    • @egwuregwu
      @egwuregwu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      ​@@scarletbard6511same as a grenade

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@scarletbard6511and my obsidian sphere..

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dolsopolar
      Easy to replace. Just go to your nearest wizard supply store.

  • @masquerade3852
    @masquerade3852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5759

    Him scooping up the obsidian dust with his bare hands made me violently uncomfortable

    • @KingXOreo
      @KingXOreo ปีที่แล้ว +216

      all I was thinking were obsidian splinters

    • @Ace.Yvonne
      @Ace.Yvonne ปีที่แล้ว +18

      same

    • @BornotB-ij9xk
      @BornotB-ij9xk ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The amount of dust that was probably entering his pores

    • @Elfaropurpura
      @Elfaropurpura ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same!!!!! OMG

    • @Town_Country96
      @Town_Country96 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Bro multiple paper sized cuts all over your hand, that shit would drive me crazy🫠

  • @JapethSierra
    @JapethSierra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    "Obsidian is extremely sharp"
    Ran fingers through shattered obsidian pieces moments ago

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Chanel's called action lab, not safe procedure lab

    • @hesh9646
      @hesh9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He knows what he's doing

    • @JapethSierra
      @JapethSierra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hesh9646 i know, it's just kind of funny

    • @Notius
      @Notius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@hesh9646 Apparently not, his left hand is bandaged in the cutting paper clip lmao.

    • @Em-._.-
      @Em-._.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah he had blood on his finger in the next clip, and bandaged in the one after that

  • @kahlybfriend3900
    @kahlybfriend3900 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro my safety awareness is off the charts I was flinching thinking it was gonna bust thru my phone 😂😂

  • @DerpyScrub
    @DerpyScrub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3922

    He’s like “don’t play with obsidian shards” but he grabs a handful of them as well..

    • @deadinside7600
      @deadinside7600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Probably why he has the bandages 💀

    • @0815Pro
      @0815Pro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Look at his Finger. There ist a cut. 0:37

    • @johnsosito8340
      @johnsosito8340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The bandages 🤣 dayum. Though I'd do the same.

    • @Andreaspolis
      @Andreaspolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ye he has cuts all over his fingers, FOR SCIENCE

    • @trihard_lover_cx4535
      @trihard_lover_cx4535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dont question the professionals 😌

  • @potatochips9284
    @potatochips9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9953

    Bedrock: “And you thought he was strong?”

    • @clarksparks3770
      @clarksparks3770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Barrier: idk who's stronger

    • @Redddragon
      @Redddragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      command block: finally, a worthy opponent.

    • @alexanderhamilton2762
      @alexanderhamilton2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      None of you can compare to the holy block of the noob
      THE DIRT

    • @malcolm4354
      @malcolm4354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@alexanderhamilton2762 **hits four times with my hand** uhhhhhh

    • @farmerjoe.
      @farmerjoe. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@malcolm4354 you must be the chosen one

  • @ShrekieHulk
    @ShrekieHulk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9461

    "just like a razor blade"
    says this he puts his cut finger with a bandage on it into frame

    • @issbrent
      @issbrent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I was coming down here to see if anyone already said something😂🤣😂

    • @ActionLabShorts
      @ActionLabShorts  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2678

      I actually did cut my finger in the scene before with the exact piece trying to show how sharp it was. I tried to wedge it in a stick to make a blade...see the full video in the description

    • @tankmango7574
      @tankmango7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@ActionLabShorts F

    • @fired4760
      @fired4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Minecraft obsidian- I am the second most strongest block in minecraft
      IRL obsidian- i am one of the weakest materials in the world
      Edit omfg

    • @CreeperSkullDZ
      @CreeperSkullDZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@fired4760 wrong

  • @OREGONDUCKSFAN1
    @OREGONDUCKSFAN1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I could hear how nerdy you were and then seeing your reflection confirmed it

  • @WillowMoon2.0
    @WillowMoon2.0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5300

    RIP that beautiful sphere, your sacrifice will not be forgotten

    • @AleishaJones-ek1mi
      @AleishaJones-ek1mi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      Add a witch who loves her crystals, it was painful to watch. Lol

    • @mythos2490
      @mythos2490 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Definitely didn’t go without a fight! And at least it didn’t lose and took the hydronic(I hope that’s how you spell it) press with it

    • @Hallo42059
      @Hallo42059 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@mythos2490 it's spelt hydraulic

    • @Chlocean
      @Chlocean 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It will be forgotten in like ten minutes when I'm p*ssy-deep in some other video.

    • @TSG042
      @TSG042 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@Hallo42059 it's spelled "spelled" 🤓

  • @firecloud4779
    @firecloud4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4363

    „Don‘t play with the shards, they are extremely sharp“
    Next cut: wears a bandage around the finger.

    • @Jaci4k
      @Jaci4k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @gentlepoopgamer I don’t quite understand that, what’s racist about his comment ?

    • @CatGosCrazy
      @CatGosCrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Next *CUT* lmao

    • @dumpydumpydumperson8238
      @dumpydumpydumperson8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@gentlepoopgamer7133 n word n word n word n word n word you mad bro?

    • @z-manoverstreet
      @z-manoverstreet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@gentlepoopgamer7133 thirsty for attention I see

    • @AztecAryan
      @AztecAryan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jaci4k racist

  • @mwyudhaa
    @mwyudhaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5851

    him: “dont play with broken obsidian”
    *proceeds building nether portal*

    • @j_612
      @j_612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Minecraft reference #741

    • @eclypse1513
      @eclypse1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@j_612 ok and

    • @j_612
      @j_612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@eclypse1513 it means its the 741th minecraft reference

    • @ItzJustDomino
      @ItzJustDomino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stolen comment btw

    • @WOLVESOFWARGAMING
      @WOLVESOFWARGAMING 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was wondering if you could respond to me so I can find this again

  • @JC12223
    @JC12223 หลายเดือนก่อน

    An obsidian knife is the perfect distraction weapon to deal with geologists, famously

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3465

    I'm over here mourning the loss of that beautiful black ball of smooth volcanic glass.

    • @aaronjohnson-k7r
      @aaronjohnson-k7r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      Yes it was beautiful.

    • @germanwolf9212
      @germanwolf9212 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      I'm with you on that one.

    • @tyresethoooooooo8319
      @tyresethoooooooo8319 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing black is beautiful 🗣

    • @sleepyraygun
      @sleepyraygun 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love beautiful black balls (of obsidian)

    • @IPlayMultiCraft
      @IPlayMultiCraft 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Minecraft Obsidian: i am way more powerful than

  • @spathens8225
    @spathens8225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3580

    “Its like a razor blade”
    >Literally sharper than a razor blade. So sharp that surgeons use it.

    • @beefjerky5303
      @beefjerky5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      It can get to an edge that is 1 molecule wide. Literally cannot get any sharper than that

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@beefjerky5303 1 atom wide

    • @beefjerky5303
      @beefjerky5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      @@brownie3454 technically a molecule because obsidian isn't an element, but rather a collection of element such as sillicon

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Surgeons use surgical grade steel.

    • @manamana7712
      @manamana7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@bigguy7353 also obsidian blades too I think

  • @yesiam7732
    @yesiam7732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5186

    ”And Dont play with this shards”
    *sees the blue bandage*
    Me: ”🤨”

    • @eric98292
      @eric98292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Speaking from experience

    • @Jonas_Albert
      @Jonas_Albert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Nether portals are made from obsidian.

    • @michaelgarcia2197
      @michaelgarcia2197 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Also lifted an entire handful of the dust 💀

    • @OsamaHJT
      @OsamaHJT ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice observation! I really didn't pay attention to that

    • @oneoflokis
      @oneoflokis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

  • @thebasement859
    @thebasement859 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    POV: me eating a jelly rancher and trying to crush it with my teeth

  • @shoyua3462
    @shoyua3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5954

    SERIOUSLY DONT TOUCH SHATTERED OBSIDIAN WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. It’s the same as touching shattered glass since that’s all obsidian is, volcanic glass

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      Don’t listen to him touch all the broken glass to your hearts content kids

    • @maminkamarek
      @maminkamarek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@r011ing_thunder6 ah yes, very _informative_

    • @Silver1080P
      @Silver1080P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or fiber glass

    • @snoop3363
      @snoop3363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@r011ing_thunder6 right on it

    • @janelle9998
      @janelle9998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I'll remember that next time I see obsidian shards, thanks

  • @user-er2kz9gl2x
    @user-er2kz9gl2x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3458

    Title: "don't crush obsidian"
    description: "I crush an obsidian sphere in my hydraulic press"

    • @astyriakaaron5180
      @astyriakaaron5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dont play with the obsidian
      Proceeds to mess around with it

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@astyriakaaron5180 he played with it so we don't have to

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We had to find out were not supposed to somehow

    • @dawoomaheshwari9333
      @dawoomaheshwari9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @loljay3281
      @loljay3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean that is how things should be done. You have the experiment and the conclusion.

  • @BANGBANG5ify
    @BANGBANG5ify ปีที่แล้ว +4868

    bro def learned the hard way that broken obsidian is sharp. 🤣

    • @heimbiggysmallz
      @heimbiggysmallz ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude I’m crying 😂

    • @dellik2023
      @dellik2023 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol.

    • @TheodoreBrosevelt
      @TheodoreBrosevelt ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You would assume he knew but I guess not 😂😂😂

    • @tenryuta
      @tenryuta ปีที่แล้ว +3

      men of hydraulic science always need to retest thing, cant just go by demo ranch math for everything.

    • @TheKomentor
      @TheKomentor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was worried for the camera throughout.

  • @justincavinder5504
    @justincavinder5504 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It’s actually wild how sharp obsidian is

  • @bijen01
    @bijen01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    "That broke my press."
    *Nervous laughter*

    • @vorco8120
      @vorco8120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Obviously he needed to use a diamond press for more effectiveness. Lol

  • @vladimirsedlan2050
    @vladimirsedlan2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1762

    *runs hand trough obsidian dust*
    Next scene: has bandage on finger

    • @neal7863
      @neal7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait I think it was his right hand that he ran through the obsidian but his finger is bandaged on the left 🤔 either I'm stupid or the camera flipped

    • @in_game.
      @in_game. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neal7863 I think it's about the shards he was looking at the shards and next scene he had a bandage

    • @mr_anonymous2519
      @mr_anonymous2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ты русский?

    • @adly.prastya
      @adly.prastya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr_anonymous2519 no russian here

    • @erenb.2806
      @erenb.2806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adly.prastya what?

  • @ceaser21i
    @ceaser21i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7174

    "Don't play with obsidian shards, it's very sharp"
    next scene: proceeds to play with it and one finger bandaged 😂

    • @alexandraneko
      @alexandraneko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was about to say that!! 😂

    • @kennethkelly2471
      @kennethkelly2471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      His pointer finger was bleeding a little bit too

    • @alsc1233
      @alsc1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexandraneko same 🤣

    • @anantilaye5671
      @anantilaye5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And hes finger was cut before the video was cut

    • @patelrajeshbhai5298
      @patelrajeshbhai5298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's why he knows why we shouldn't play with obsidian shards 😂

  • @ivanm2225
    @ivanm2225 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And that is basically how supernovae work. Sudden collapse and a violent blast

  • @IgroSome
    @IgroSome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7211

    Description: "I crush an obsidian sphere in my hydraulic press"
    More like: "I crush my hydraulic press with an obsidian sphere"

  • @cdgonepotatoes4219
    @cdgonepotatoes4219 ปีที่แล้ว +3151

    Sometimes, an explanation needs only an image. In this case, there are two images: him scooping up obsidian, and his bandaged hand later

    • @CourTooKnee
      @CourTooKnee ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂

    • @Aoskar95
      @Aoskar95 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      some mistakes you only do once and if you're lucky, it won't be from lack of opportunity

  • @martyboi5609
    @martyboi5609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    "It's like a razor blade", he says with his finger in a bandage

    • @JM-kx7dh
      @JM-kx7dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thought this was sarcasm until I saw the bandage😂

    • @dwmutheone
      @dwmutheone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes i saw that

    • @joshuapeterson5785
      @joshuapeterson5785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this exact comment

    • @jdog1729
      @jdog1729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @TheForbiddenMoon
      @TheForbiddenMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the worlds shapest tool is made from it used for brain surgery

  • @TheCandyShop
    @TheCandyShop 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Im so bummed. That obsidian sphere was *perfect*.

  • @Cobalt30_05
    @Cobalt30_05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5872

    “How strong is obsidian?”
    Minecraft players: it’s blast proof

    • @EL-gz5tq
      @EL-gz5tq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      *Minecraft players: yes

    • @turdboi420-69
      @turdboi420-69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      #minecraft
      It's also similar to bedrock but is breakable with diamond pickaxe or a netherite pickaxe. It can't be moved by pistons

    • @otto2853
      @otto2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@turdboi420-69 this video proofed pistons can destroy it tho.. just not move

    • @dardhadard837
      @dardhadard837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@otto2853 the piston broke, so in a way MC is right

    • @otto2853
      @otto2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dardhadard837 i mean our pistons can't simulate minecraft physics with 100 percent accuracy.. imagine how many terrabytes of ram we'd need for that Video to happen lol

  • @ARVash
    @ARVash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38956

    *puts hands in pile of broken glass*; *cuts to next scene where his finger is bandaged*

    • @westonding8953
      @westonding8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

      *cuts to scene get it?

    • @amaterasu8314
      @amaterasu8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      @@westonding8953 omg…

    • @SirHurricane_
      @SirHurricane_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +937

      Fun fact: obsidian is actually sharper than glass

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +880

      @@SirHurricane_ Obsidian is in fact a type of naturally occurring glass.

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

      I have a piece permanently lodged in the side of my hand from flint knapping. Occasionally it causes the muscles to seize, or migrates a little and hits a nerve. It sucks.

  • @pipthewarrior3738
    @pipthewarrior3738 ปีที่แล้ว +3216

    Obsidian is literally one of the sharpest things in the worlds and the guy just grinded his fingers across the shards and dust without a second though.

    • @jacobcaputo8412
      @jacobcaputo8412 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

    • @KFC431
      @KFC431 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      When he ran his hand through the obsidian I was thinking" "you stupid b-"

    • @theredcinder7437
      @theredcinder7437 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Constructed of a different nature, not me tho

    • @alexisjuillard4816
      @alexisjuillard4816 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Technically it isn't sharper then lead or cotton... ok that's a bit disingenuous but what i mean is a material isn't fundamentally sharp or not. It's how its arranged, the geometry, along with its physical properties (hardness toughness etc) that make something sharp.
      You know this on a basic level. Thats why you can get cut by fucking paper lol, and have the best steel or obsidian in the world and do whatever you want with it without any danger.
      He can initially play with it cause it's a ball, not sharp.
      But obsidian does have very blade(ish) properties, it's naturally exellent at forming sharp fragments that keep their sharpness and resist deformation, because it's extremely brittle brittle, like a window.
      Not that doesn't mean it's not hard, of even tough to an extent, on the contrary it's extra hard, so much that it will take (relatively) huge amounts of force without breaking or bending. Brittle here is used in the scientific way, as a material that will not experiance any (or very little) deformation or damage before breaking. Basically it takes it until it shatters.
      Brittle materials are often pretty good at 'naturally' forming blades when broken, they can still be xtra hard and tough (like bulletproof glass) but unless you go out of your way to make a glqss that won't, your window will probably shatter into very sharp fragments. Don't know why exactly probably something due to the lines of stress traveling efficiently though the material or something like that

    • @alexisjuillard4816
      @alexisjuillard4816 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But i m nitpicking a bit i get what you said and you're right, obsidian blades are some of the sharpest in the world, and it's partially due to obsidian itself. You could make a blade as sharp out of basically anything (ok maybe not coton but any solid metal for sure) but the second it makes contact you will need properties -obsidian has- that prevent it from shattering -glass will shatter if you look at it wrong so a glass blade isn't very useful, lead is malleable like gold its mush as far as metals are concerned so will deform instead of cutting- or bending

  • @Jkprecisioninc
    @Jkprecisioninc หลายเดือนก่อน

    The obsidian said: "I AIN'T GOING DOWN WITH A FRIKIN FIGHT BOI, TRY ME."

  • @musicman0423
    @musicman0423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23163

    Haha “don’t play with crushed obsidian, it’s razor sharp”
    Meanwhile his fingers are all bandaged up lol.

    • @ottwarrior
      @ottwarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      well, he doesnt want anyone to make his mistakes right?

    • @xenosmoke8915
      @xenosmoke8915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Yeah, those edges will be a single molecule across.

    • @sogelnation
      @sogelnation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Guess he learnt the hard way

    • @rileighchristine_
      @rileighchristine_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @TheLoaf1743
      @TheLoaf1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah, before the scene with the bandages you could see he already cut himself.

  • @christopheredwards9904
    @christopheredwards9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    Obsidian: "Stop, you heathen!"
    Hydraulic press: "I was given the ability to crush up to 7,000 psi and I expect myself to *go* 7,000 psi."

    • @senorlechuga8832
      @senorlechuga8832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I paid for the hydraulic press I'm gonna use the whole hydraulic press

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @tu4i775
      @tu4i775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      "Fool, Then we both go down"
      "I die serving my purpose. Can you say the same dark one?"

    • @DEATH14269
      @DEATH14269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think the obsidian won the match bc now the obsidian can be used for tools and be useful while the hydraulic press is damaged...

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Obsidian: It will be your fatal demise, and my absolute victory
      Hydraulic Press: Then we both die knowing we did our duty, have at thee-

  • @nameless5172
    @nameless5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    Yeah, obsidian is one of the few materials that can be sharpened to 1 molecule thick. So it is incredibly sharp.

    • @wenagadewaidah
      @wenagadewaidah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I thought it was 4 thick wow

    • @gameimprovements4347
      @gameimprovements4347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@wenagadewaidah if either of these comments are true that's insane

    • @10rupeeskipepsi69
      @10rupeeskipepsi69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      can we cut samurai katana blade from obsidian blade?

    • @stinkychair
      @stinkychair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@10rupeeskipepsi69 I dont know if obsidian cuts steel but I dont know why you would specifically say a katana

    • @10rupeeskipepsi69
      @10rupeeskipepsi69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@stinkychair samurai does that in samurai movies ...kinda cool though

  • @Crab_grass
    @Crab_grass หลายเดือนก่อน

    I felt like my phone was gonna break in my face while watching this

  • @ABC-by1tg
    @ABC-by1tg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5451

    When he grabbed a handful of obsidian dust I physically cringed, just a tiny movement and it becomes the worst splinter you can imagine

    • @jae_vee
      @jae_vee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      as seen by the bandage on his finger at the end

    • @SayGahTaah
      @SayGahTaah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Imagine blowing some of that dust into someone's face

    • @AnotherWorthlessMoron
      @AnotherWorthlessMoron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@SayGahTaah I think it was the Japanese that would take obsidian and glass fragments along with sand and put them in eggs or similar hollowed spherical constructs and use them as a weapon that would explode with the dust and fragments when thrown or slung.

    • @SayGahTaah
      @SayGahTaah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@AnotherWorthlessMoron yes they were called black eggs. ⚫ 🥷

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      But the small splinters are easy to remove if you know how.
      The same way you remove glass fiber splinters.
      Soak hands in soapy water for 20 min and then just wipe them

  • @breadknightmare1375
    @breadknightmare1375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    "Don't grab Obsidian, it's extremely sharp."
    Proceeds to rub it like it's some kind of lotion.

    • @outkast3133
      @outkast3133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      In the next part at the end he also has a bandage over his finger

    • @prateekkarn9277
      @prateekkarn9277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You can see the cuts and blood coming on his finger in that shot

    • @ModderGamingMusic
      @ModderGamingMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aztec weapons were brutal for this reason!

    • @maplesyrup_1239
      @maplesyrup_1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      moisturize ;)

  • @diamonddragonpickaxe
    @diamonddragonpickaxe 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dude my soul left my body when you started playing with the shards 😭✋

  • @kawsarnadim6244
    @kawsarnadim6244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    When he said
    "how strong is obsidian really"
    i immediately knew
    he has played minecraft

  • @ramabary
    @ramabary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

    "don't play with obsidian shards"
    Proces playing obsidian shards with bandage on the finger.

    • @rattlingduck8454
      @rattlingduck8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Looks like he said that cause he got a cut on his finger

    • @bquick80
      @bquick80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Proceeds

    • @Whostolemymojo
      @Whostolemymojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      when he said it if you look close his finger was already bleeding

    • @Repented008
      @Repented008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Play obsidian games, win obsidian prizes. 😂

    • @ragnarok7976
      @ragnarok7976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sometimes you learn the easy way, sometimes you learn the hard way.

  • @Raine00
    @Raine00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    "I see now why they make weapons out of this"
    Mojang: "Write that down! Write that down!"

    • @jelly_lucy1282
      @jelly_lucy1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I wonder if Minecraft gonna have obsidian armor and weapon 😂😂

    • @somerandomdepresseddude
      @somerandomdepresseddude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jelly_lucy1282 *basically more solid than netherite itself*

    • @redblade5556
      @redblade5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it'll do more damage and be enchanted when thrown into lava...most likely.

    • @tsunamiisanalien6004
      @tsunamiisanalien6004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@redblade5556 that's not how enchanting works.
      Also, by that logic normal obsidian wouldn't be destroyed whenever met with flames.

    • @redblade5556
      @redblade5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tsunamiisanalien6004
      Well, lava ain't gonna burn it but oh well...maybe it'll turn into a portable nether portal or something like that and does damage by putting a half of the mob into hell resulting in instant fire aspect 2 and a little bit more damage. Or damage the user as well idk.

  • @SakuraKiss146
    @SakuraKiss146 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I kept blinking while it pressed, like shards were gonna get in my eyes.

  • @danielstudart2062
    @danielstudart2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3423

    This is hilarious
    * *shoves fingers on the remains of the obsidian and drags them* *
    *next shot*
    * *fingers all cut and with gauze wrapped all on his hand* *
    "Don't play with shards of obsidian"

    • @Anonim99435
      @Anonim99435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Zefpyhr
      @Zefpyhr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      He learnt it he hard way

    • @JuanTabares
      @JuanTabares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He’s an hero, he touched obsidian shards it so that no one will have to touch it

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Such a neat plotline

    • @-Hold_this
      @-Hold_this 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Genius