Comedian Matteo Lane Does Bob the Drag Queen's Makeup
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- @matteolanecomedy, One of Bob's best friends takes a shot at putting Bob in drag. On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate this ELEGANZA???
You can find Matteo on instagram @MatteoLane
Seeing matteo be bad at something for once is humanizing him lol.
LOL right???!!
Yeah, you could tell he’s not used to it! 🧡
right?!
he's not even bad, he did pretty good! Just lacks technique hahaha and blending, any blending!
There was no blending at all. 😂
It's very rare that a face of makeup will look worse once the wig goes on. That is a true achievement
Llololollllll
Spot on! I was thinking the same thing.
Every time he's confused, he just adds highlight😂
I’ve been obsessed with Matteo recently. He’s hysterical. Bob and Matteo great match.
Matteo was great on Celebrity Jeopardy. So cute.
@@-norsecode- I’ll have to check it out.
Yesss😂 I love them! And ofcourse Nick
Believe it or not I just found him a week ago. I have been binging like a crazy person. That's one of the fun things about finding someone late on TH-cam is you don't have to wait at first for a new video. When I got this in my recommendations it was an absolute dream. I can fairly say of all of the people I've seen do Bob's makeup I was sure Matteo would be in the top five and I honestly believe that his is the worst makeup job I've ever seen. Bless his heart and Bob's as well for allowing this indignity.😂❤
i have been down a rabbit hole, here on TH-cam, with each of them, individually. So to see them in the same video feels like a weird but welcomed crossover!!
In the words of Trixie Mattel, “Every white gay thinks they can do drag”
Totally
it’s true and they can
@@szlendak1368 clearly not
@@szlendak1368 delusion... convince yourself
@bertas ulozevičius you misunderstood the way Trixie used the word then. It's used in the sense of capability, not in the sense of allowance
I mean the contouring gave her a double chin, so that's... a skill.
lmao!!!
Lol, the make up had a helping hand.
@@Tao_Tology Nurse! Ooh, nurse!
@@brooke6198 NOT NURSE 💀
😂😂
As someone who has worked in digital art, I can see that Mateo was genuinely trying but the medium of makeup is just too new for him
The final result looks like she started the night out looking fabulous, and just went real hard at the club.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bob is killing me sitting in this chair looking like a old black lady who finna hit somebody with a fan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
See above: Burn victim. Skin grafts are not your friend.
I don't know how to say this any other way....
Bob is at her best when she's harassing white people LOL
😂😂😂
Facts!
She’s mentoring
😂😂😂😂
Have truer words ever been typed???? lmao
This is just as chaotic as Brittany Broski doing Trixie's makeup and I AM HERE FOR IT.
Bob’s face while he looks on in horror at the black paint stick...girl I’ve rewound it 7 times and I cannot get enough
I almost died, after the 11th time I started to calm down. A tad.
It's BLACK.
"Are you cleaning the powder" "Yeah I'm Italian"
Lady Gaga found dead in a ditch 💀
I was WAITING for him to say he's Italian lmaoo
I’ve noticed he always finds a way to mention that lmao
Matteo: *tries*
Bob: ***WHEEEEEZE***
Bob looks like that one time Rupaul did his own makeup.
Why does it feel like Matheo's only reference for drag makeup was the silky's makeup tutorial 😂😂😂
Dead ☠️
Oh hell no if she pulls out a sharpie I am done
Bob making faces like they're in a remake of Get Out is hilarious
the Joanne's Fabric Store joke went UNAPPRECIATED
When Bob is bald, pretend the WHOLE GLITTER BACKGROUND IS HIS HAIR
As a painter who doesn't know anything about makeup this is so funny bc everything he's doing I'm like yeah that makes sense and they're making fun of him ruthlessly
"I need a lighter color to highlight"
"Well I don't usually use a lighter colors than these"
"WELL I NEED A LIGHTER COLOR"
"i don't have white people makeup."
LMAO
Highlighter was the last thing needed. Honestly though the shape of lights and darks weren’t that bad! My Grandmother had a similar look wearing her moomoos and Gawd she looked fabulous going to the piggily wiggly.
@@Picachki may the placement was terrible
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
That self boob grab by Mateo in the beginning 😍
miz cracker looks so different with a mustache
I think you mean kameron micheals
You guys are both right lmaooooo
MY EXACT THOUGHT
J. J. Jesus all three of you are so right wtf is this
Loolll
“I had no idea where the eyeshadow was”
“It’s the one that says ‘eyeshadow’”
“Work”
I died
Oh and you could def see his artistry coming through.... all the artists out there completely understand why he went about it the way he did.... and why he was so focused on lights and shadow.... when working on a 2D plane those are your most important attributes.... without having proper light and dark placement you can't ever break the third dimension. Anyway, I think he did a really REALLY good job!!!! For having never put makeup on an actual human, and knowing his back ground it knocked it out of the park!!!! If he would have cleaned up that blend, really worked that powder iNto ALL of that foundation.... i have a feeling with his background, let him do this one or two more times and he would probably NAIL that look!!!! And I have to say it again, he just has such a sweet and kind energy about him!!!! Sending lots of love you guys!!!! Def a fan for life!!!!
Yes! That’s why painting sculptures and painting canvases are such different processes!!!
we're laughing at poor matteo but in fairness he is doing it like a painter would do it
Never painted the highlights first, lol, I feel like a painter/artist still should have the logic to figure out which order the layers should go on
Right I keep thinking like this is a great painting of Bob out of drag
A painter who had no plan and started with the foreground…
Watercolor painters generally start with the lightest color
@@cornylope6800 Only because it’s a transparent medium with lots of bleed.
I’d say in this case it’s less about which tones were first, and more start with fine detail before laying down broad foundations.
Marina and the Diamonds Electra Heart Radioactive Homeless Realness
This made me SCREAM
Stan marina
So Marina with no diamonds
Marina and the Cubic Zirconias
marina and the crystal meth >_>
My GOD I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG LONG TIME!
Eey, it's THE Bussy Queen 💜
Beeech for real😂😂😂😂
The absolute funniest make-up video I have ever seen. All of Bob's faces and Matteo not being able to control his nervous laughter made it even funnier. My biggest take away however is the lovely friendship that Bob and Matteo obviously have. Really sweet to see two very funny people make each other laugh so whole-heartedly. More Bob and more Matteo please.
How quickly Matteo lost his confidence was both heartbreaking and adorable... I felt that!
I think he was joking and he’s just a passionate soul lol but didn’t wanna keep going with the joke . I was kinda relieved he wasn’t gonna keep up some kinda shtick the whole time lol and yes he’s soo soo cute ugh I’ve never been more into a mustache
I appreciate that the outtakes are being left in
This is my very favorite thing about the editing.
Right?! I'm living for the messiness 🤣
Matteo using the same 2 products for half the video now is KJILLING MEEE
Artists working with living canvases is always a hoot. I realize Matteo isn't a "career" artist, but he's totally approaching it from a painter's perspective, and it's so funny to watch 😂😂
*Bob and Monét always talking about Mateo*.
Me: so this is the man in question.
Bob's dry laugh is sending meeeee
Most of it is just silent wheezing at this point 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m getting Noxeema during the “She’s a Lady” scene from To Wong Foo with the bottom lashes
I’ve followed Matteo for years and every time I see him pop up somewhere I can’t help but have a reaction of wanting to hug this man. So freakin cute. And he seems so sweet...sarcastic but has manners like any good Italian boy.
When she called us bobbleheads I really felt that 😌💅
👜1st!
hiya what is a bobblehead😢😮
@@Ajajqiqjaa Bobs fandom name
He put 5 layers of foundation on him and none of it on his neck im
“are you CLEANING the PRODUCT?”
“yeah, I’m Italian”
Matteo Lane and Bob the Drag Queen is the crossover I needed. Matteo's comedy is hilarious, but I didn't know he was a fashion illustrator too. Apparently also an opera singer.
To be fair, Bob laughing 100% of the time would not make me feel confident of doing this even if I was the biggest mua of the world 😂
7:14 "What's that machine called? Kennedy?" 💀💀💀
Its the sound for me
listen, I don't want to shade Matteo too hard, but as someone who paints - Who tf puts highlight down first???
All I could think was for the love of god pls stop with the highlight 😭 😭 you gotta base paint first PLEASE
“Where is my...dish full of...vicodin.” I HEARD IT, Bob, don’t you dare deny it.
OMG I died when Matteo put the lower lashes upside down, and said, “ I want your face to look like a Venus flytrap!”
I haven’t even gotten to this part but this comment just made me dry laugh like Bob
When bob opened his mouth and the edit went" NAAAAAAAAAAAAA" i just about died 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how proudly Matteo said ,"NOPE" when confronted with Bob's accusation of using no eyeshadow. Too adorable!
The close-ups on Bob’s panicked face were perfect
This is so unusual to see Matteo this shy / concentrated. Ive been listening to Inside the closet since episode 1, before I got hooked on Drag Race (thanks Matteo for introducing me to Bob and Monet) and I’ve watched everything he has on yt and other platforms, he’s so adorably quiet here. Loved the video!
I was waiting for that opera voice to burst out of his chest... sweet shy Matteo is very cute though.
Did you see/hear him on Are You Garbage? It was really interesting to listen to, a different side of Matteo
LOL Bless Matteo's confidence I love every time Bob plays Hello Darkness during a make up video!
I have not laughed this much at a video in soooo long. Bob and Matteo have great comedic chemistry. Thank you so much for doing this!
Matteo is one of my favorite comedians, back from the Race Wars days, and Bob is one of my favorite drag queens. How did I get so lucky? I always love them together!!
Okay the montage of Bob feeling their fantasy BEFORE actually seeing the face gave me the biggest belly laugh I had all week and I didn't know how badly I needed this video omfg.
Bob looking at herself and making the Alyssa faces sends me
“I’m just a wet, sweaty person.” I just heard Monét yell out somewhere, while eating Cheetos or a popsicle, “We already knew that Bob!”
I love Matteo. I wish more of his comedy was online. He’s so talented. I didn’t know he was an artist too. I know he can sing from his sets. Plus he’s cute
Omg, Joslyn Fox’s makeover challenger partner looks so good here!
"it doesn't have a color " Bob " it's black"lol
This was EVERYTHING!!!! I could NOT stop laughing!!!! He is just the sweetest guy, and Bob has such a wonderful heart, there energy together was just PERFECT!!!! Thank you so much for sharing!!!!
This has to be such a humbling experience for Bob lol. There was so many times he wanted to tell him he was fucking up. Over he did a good job. Love you Bob
Bob is literally every black auntie, she's my AUNTIE
I could literally watch bob do anything for HOURS and not get bored
"I have a cleaning machine."... "what's her name Kennedy" *kill bill noise* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yoooo I am crying real tears.
matteo was lost in the wilderness but the second he got that liner in his hands i started seeing god, he found the path thank god
This is just Bob's makeup during season 8
Hahahahaha i was gonna say we have seen bob with similar make up, no shade just tea. She is great doing her makeup nowadays
Bob the TH-camr back at it again. Let's hope Matteo's makeup skills are up to par with his comedy chops!
Edit:
Narrator- *"They were not."*
I'd say his comedy chops are pretty on par with his makeup skills 😅
@@thewittyusername SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT
Ouch!!! I'm dying.
Tbf no one watched this video to see him do a great make up job.
@@thewittyusername aww i think he’s funny
Honestly, it's not that bad. I mean it was Matteo's first attempt. I think being an artist would give him the advantage. If he practiced more he'd be a bomb makeup artist. Then we could look back at this first attempt and remember where it all started. Love y'all 💕
Now that I've seen Nick in Matteo's channel, this video has an extra layer of hilarity
Nobody:
Matteo: *spreads on 10 layers of concealer and powder*
yeah, you're doing makeup not lasagna, dude - lol
@@halfbeastlove “But I’m Italian” 😄😂
Matteo really said ✨50 shades of foundation✨
6:45 when he started speaking Italian MY BRAIN TURNED ON AND WAS LIKE "OMG I CAN UNDERSTAND HIM THAT'S MY LENGUAGE" caro matteo io ti adoro
This was the most hilarious, amusing, genuinely wholesome thing I've seen in ages.. I love it!
I love how everyone is just thirsting over Matteo
this is what this video is for
in fairness he is *y u m m y*
porn staches are very in these days
Look at that cute little tight body crammed into a muscle shirt, though.
who isn't??
Put him in drag and then y’all should remake WAP
Would it...would it be called CAB...or TAB...or BAD!?!
@@kjdnyhmghfvb Elaborate on these acronyms! I'm intrigued!! 😂
@@Rai_S82 I feel like TAB would be tight ass bussy 😂
WAB 🥵
the scary music really took me there lmao love this editing
Mateo is literally the cutest man ever
10:00 omg anyone else felt major anxiety when he almost set the highlight with a sparkly highlighter pallet or nah
I think bob has done his own makeup long enough to know immediately he was going in the wrong direction lmao 😂 this was hilarious😂 ..dude in the back..."hit his faceeeeee" 😂
The added audio is HILARIOUS. I can't imagine what is must have been like to be in the room with ......... ambient sound
Rewatching this 3 years later
It still holds
The dawning horror on Bob's face as it goes on is incredible
This ain’t like THE WORST tbh juno’s partner and Brittany broski doing trixies makeup were WAY worse
To be fair to Brit brit, she was trying to do crappy Halloween Trixie Makeup
Mr. Birch tried so hard though!
I love Bob’s expressions in the reveal, giving it everything in that paint! 😂🤣😂😭
I've been doing drag style makeup on myself for 20 years, then last year I had to do my face on a male friend and, even though our faces are very similar, it was ridiculously hard! So I'm actually pretty impressed with the results here.
Matteo’s personality is so lovable and adorable, that I’m not even paying attention to his muscles. Him and Bob together are a riot 😂😂
WHEN BOB TURNED AROUND AT THE END I PHYSICALLY WHEEZED
i almost passed myself from laughing so hard, poor mateo, he tried atleast 😂😭
I love that no matter what Mateo does it’s always with a smile and lots of laughs. Need that in my life. Thank you Matteo you’re absolutely amazing. I love every video you do.
This tutorial should've been a "shirtless makeup tutorial"
SHE SERVING TRIXIE CONTOUR
BOB Mateo and Trixie neeeeed to do a video😂😂
I literally chose the best video to watch when my edible kicked in.
OMG I laughed so hard, so finally Silky's make up process doesn't look so messy
The close-ups are sending me
Matteo’s arms are simply *chefs kiss*
Shouldn't have waited this long to watch this I'm crying 😭
"TV paint stick..painting a television set."
This was highlight
I literally got a cramp in my side and was nauseous from laughter. This was amazing. Love the both of you so much.
The best contestant in the herstory of RPDR. Truly a talent and such a personality.
Mateo is so adorable when he’s being attacked 🥺💕