Nicola and the frozen loaf

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  • “I froze a whole loaf and ended up attacking it with a hammer - anyone else not realise you need to split them into slices?” #janeygodleyvoiceover #nicolasturgeon #CoronavirusLockdownUK catch me on tour janeygodley.com

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  • @kerrydevlin
    @kerrydevlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Watching some of Janey's video's back and this is one of my favourites. Near pushed my pants when 'steven' tells us about his fridge! 😂

  • @stuwilson68sw
    @stuwilson68sw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Absolutely funny as fook. Love Scottish banter

  • @katebeirne1678
    @katebeirne1678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Genius! You’re one of my lockdown bright spots, thank you x

  • @simonmassey3747
    @simonmassey3747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Very enjoyable you made this sasanach as happy as Rab C Nesbitt having a wee swally. Keep up the good work ,keep safe and many thanks.

  • @julz63
    @julz63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I’ve just discovered your videos Janey, and I must say you are incredibly funny. I’m watching you in Australia 🇦🇺 but got the Pippa Dee reference, my mum used to wear PD outfits 😂😂😂 I’m sharing this one to my sister, she will love it too. Thanks for the laughs ❤️

  • @alison2536
    @alison2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A snooker ball in a sock 😂😂😂

  • @bigdave6591
    @bigdave6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Awe Janey you are pure class you don't get five stars you get ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @henrymcvey6538
    @henrymcvey6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The genius part is that Nicola loves these. That's class.

    • @jowhitehead8451
      @jowhitehead8451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well done Nicola great communication and empathy. Jo

    • @scottfree9517
      @scottfree9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there anywhere she's said this?

    • @henrymcvey6538
      @henrymcvey6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Feed me to the Floor
      She’s said it in interviews when asked. I read this but can’t point to a particular link as I’ve never seen her say it. But why wouldn’t she like it. All adds to her already excellent image to (most ) of the public

    • @henrymcvey6538
      @henrymcvey6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Feed me to the Floor
      You tube video. ‘Nicola sturgeon likes my videos’. It’s clear she likes them.

    • @metastract
      @metastract 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome. It's probably what she'd really prefer to say.

  • @thomasstewart5503
    @thomasstewart5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Love this woman. Getting through self isolation listening to Handy makes me laugh till I see.

  • @ArtLoverScotland
    @ArtLoverScotland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kep em coming Janey.....love them.....wAY TO GO GIRL!!

  • @120Livi
    @120Livi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    January 2021, can't fucking believe we're still at square one.

  • @PaulHattle
    @PaulHattle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That's funny! Now I've just got to go down stairs as my cheese toasty is ready ;)

  • @auldreekie7768
    @auldreekie7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I had a Pippa Dee bri-nylon goonie that sparked electric flashes when you moved too fast and pure clung tae ma legs. Hated that goonie 😂😂

    • @lindathomson3274
      @lindathomson3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG....Me Too.....I Remember it well...... great comment 😂😂😂😂

  • @PinkSallyProductions
    @PinkSallyProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Excellent stuff! I bet Nicola has become more popular since you have been doing these Janey 😁

  • @lee207ful
    @lee207ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’m not depressed, but that was the first time in a wee while I started crying from laughing so much 😂😂 please keep this up!

  • @pamelaatkinsonscats2873
    @pamelaatkinsonscats2873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love you, Janey! You have me in tears of laughter.

  • @teresapaskell5459
    @teresapaskell5459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rewatching these gems. Love them Janey 🇬🇧❤️

  • @lauramacgillefhinnein5106
    @lauramacgillefhinnein5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMG! I haven't had a cheese & onion toastie in years!!!! Great! Now I want one! 😭

  • @bigdavekilbride9972
    @bigdavekilbride9972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @xxPenjoxx
    @xxPenjoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Omg that reflux note was too real....

  • @rivkasieff2816
    @rivkasieff2816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It's so true about the frozen loaf! 😂

    • @teresabrady3402
      @teresabrady3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I have done that as well , nearly lost two fingers, trying to get a couple of slices

  • @hedgehogsnuffle3645
    @hedgehogsnuffle3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    COVID 19 reflux... pass me the gaviscon.... I’ll supp it outa bottle

  • @kerrydevlin
    @kerrydevlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Christ,just found this,so funny,she's brilliant

  • @mariannebrooks4865
    @mariannebrooks4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I haven't laughed so much. You're a beauty. x

  • @SkyEcho7
    @SkyEcho7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ooo cheese & onion toastie 😋
    Tip: frozen sliced loaf ... Use a fork, not a knife, to separate slices.

    • @gordonmackenzie4512
      @gordonmackenzie4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      craig whiteford bud Scotland has been in the EU for 45 years and never had a fekin choice. Are you wise like ? Our fishing rights have been sold out year after year by the English, again we had no choice and no voice.

    • @lauramacgillefhinnein5106
      @lauramacgillefhinnein5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gordonmackenzie4512, yep, same thing in England with the fishermen. No choice no voice for them either, for any of us for that matter. (Was at school with a lad called Gordon Mackenzie whose middle name also happened to be Gordon!! Sh1t you not. He was a great lad. Don't suppose you're Gordon X2? 😉
      How're you doing in Scotland during all this? Was meant to be visiting the relatives in Inverness/Skye & Kyle of Lochalsh in May.... But lockdown 😔).

  • @frodoarrigal3665
    @frodoarrigal3665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you Janey x

  • @lewis1226
    @lewis1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So love Scotland we are amazing 😂😂😂 franks the man 😂😘🤘🤪

  • @topcat4643
    @topcat4643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just howl with laffing.....thing is it’s all true.....brilliant satyrical spin...

  • @beksmee2088
    @beksmee2088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    omg pipadee...not heard that for years lol

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is literally the only word I don't get, what does it mean?

  • @jM-yg9dp
    @jM-yg9dp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    😂😂 The fridge voice

  • @LolaSweetheart
    @LolaSweetheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Queen Janey ya bass!

  • @mrsmucker79
    @mrsmucker79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Poor Frank. He’s always getting the door.

  • @emilianzaharia5471
    @emilianzaharia5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This channel is great! Awesome shit....lol

  • @dotnb
    @dotnb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm moving to Scotland! 😂😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💕

    • @lottiemilne1638
      @lottiemilne1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well where I live it is stupidly cool and it rain a lot so good luck☔👍😊❤️😂😂😂😂but it is lovely

  • @fraser_mr2009
    @fraser_mr2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha good one
    *-Stop Police Scotland vandalizing my property and hacking my computer*

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    these videos are flippin genious. Love them. I subbed.

  • @lindaj5492
    @lindaj5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:20 .. eating a whole big jar of Nutella ... OMG, how did you know!?! 😳😆😳

  • @rahmij
    @rahmij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "...And where's ma referendum, fan dabby dozee?"

  • @viperscot1
    @viperscot1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Keep this up Janey it make my day needs the laugh stay safe to you and yours

  • @jw325
    @jw325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant

  • @padijeff5675
    @padijeff5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I canna do it captain!😼 Don’t mention Salmond!🦁

  • @janewagner1601
    @janewagner1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are brill! Oh how I miss Scotland x

  • @Spacetwerp
    @Spacetwerp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Pippa Dee!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ianjones8573
    @ianjones8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best Yet

  • @chefchefize
    @chefchefize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just found you janeygodley.

  • @iaingrant5478
    @iaingrant5478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Janey youve goat ma vote hen.

  • @michael6255
    @michael6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can all Nicolas speeches be dubbed over. Save us the trouble to listening to what she actually says.

  • @dcol2857
    @dcol2857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow so so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stephenwilliams1269
    @stephenwilliams1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    PRICELESS LOL THANK YOU.

  • @cameronsteele6837
    @cameronsteele6837 ปีที่แล้ว

    Snooker Baw in a soack 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @johndaugherty7465
    @johndaugherty7465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this...

  • @michelleb8623
    @michelleb8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lady you slay me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunsethunter591
    @sunsethunter591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this!

  • @cyclesgoff9768
    @cyclesgoff9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just watched the news and was thoroughly depressed, Then I watched this and nearly pished myself. Thanks.

  • @sammuggles
    @sammuggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂 brilliant!

  • @PaulJones-fu9rg
    @PaulJones-fu9rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent banter boss it

  • @ArjunaKrishnaDas
    @ArjunaKrishnaDas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    300k views? Probably 295k more than the original.

  • @ws4612
    @ws4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Needed a laugh. Watched this again for the umpteenth time.

  • @theflyingfool
    @theflyingfool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You need a sign language interpreter as well. That would be peachy!

    • @shonazadog
      @shonazadog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sign language guy is hilarious as it is!

  • @miscarriageofjustice7560
    @miscarriageofjustice7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    funny as fk btw well in llf lmfao

  • @luxfer7794
    @luxfer7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂 crackin

  • @TheBadVideoGamer
    @TheBadVideoGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂 @stephen 😂😂😂

  • @maryclynch9356
    @maryclynch9356 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who does her hair ?

    • @martindornan1667
      @martindornan1667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicola Sturgeons husband cuts her hair.

  • @Levenstone132
    @Levenstone132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pippa Dee!😂

  • @terryoneill9525
    @terryoneill9525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AWESOME IM SUBBING LOL

  • @antoniamills3000
    @antoniamills3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pippa Dee 🤣

    • @tomwilkinson1702
      @tomwilkinson1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Antonia Mills You're obviously too young to remember😉.

    • @antoniamills3000
      @antoniamills3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomwilkinson1702 oh yes definitely! 😂🤣😂

  • @KhydroDjent
    @KhydroDjent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:34 lost my whole shit

    • @Jchathe
      @Jchathe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KhydroDjent LOL me too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackieross3482
    @jackieross3482 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes brillent

  • @pauldavies8638
    @pauldavies8638 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fandabeedozee nicola.

  • @angelinaboni1223
    @angelinaboni1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ver near peed ma breeks!

  • @geoffdundee
    @geoffdundee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i thought a frozen loaf was the homeless fella who slept in shop doorways

  • @dominicpayne4393
    @dominicpayne4393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was funny

  • @freedom768
    @freedom768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious.

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seems to me the hand waving translator is taking the piss too.

  • @fionayang2458
    @fionayang2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why you say cust work

  • @willneverforgets3341
    @willneverforgets3341 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious

  • @jeanblyth6305
    @jeanblyth6305 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🙌

  • @lynntelford
    @lynntelford 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny

  • @S2artrail
    @S2artrail 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😭

  • @amywood2514
    @amywood2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clarecollins2547
    @clarecollins2547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂

  • @YARROWS9
    @YARROWS9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is good. Just need some guy to do the Male voices. Just a suggestion.

  • @stuartwallace6154
    @stuartwallace6154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    😅😅😅😅

  • @johnfitzjohn4300
    @johnfitzjohn4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Porsied drawf

  • @baronmulberry7847
    @baronmulberry7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone's who speaks properly is gonna have trouble making heads or tails of this. I know if I badly mispronounced every other word, I'd not be posting videos to TH-cam. And I don't blame her, one of her friends needs to sit her down and have a little chat, maybe ask Janey if she's ever listened to herself??? And yes, I'm American, though I have no trouble with any American accent or even with English accents. It sounds like she's from a small community that didn't want other English speakers to have the first clue what they're saying, so they all started speaking like this. --sarc
    Seriously though, slowing the playback speed makes a huge difference, .75 works well. Just press the dots icon at the top right corner.

    • @sarahann3791
      @sarahann3791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly that, it's a small community called Scotland. Genuis eh 😁

  • @peterg957
    @peterg957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adolf sturgeon is power mad and the sooner that the SNP boot out the krankie wannabe dictator the better...

  • @trevorjohnson4927
    @trevorjohnson4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    With me Nicola it came out the other end I'm big Jimmy I'm in your educakeon department with the sums and d'the whiting down fings copyping from boks. Hoare I had a bad nite both ends one waskne brown and d'the was gray. Ma fridge is low lonely it hadkne seen fruit and salad en weaks, mar milk hasknee turned yet, I'mer waiting for it tu turn green, then tu turn it in tu cream. Bacc tu Nicola. Frank get the door, get a he dooor Frankk, get the doooor frankkk. Thesi shoes de agri with mi feet. Tuner or chese toastie.

  • @paulf9750
    @paulf9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just like the other 40 videos !
    Nothing worse than a one trick pony trying to do the same joke over and over and over.

    • @paulf9750
      @paulf9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @craig whiteford perhaps as a one off sketch it works !
      But a million times of rinse and repeat is just boring .
      Hope she has a day job

    • @archiemcsweeny4479
      @archiemcsweeny4479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't feking watch then yer bampot

  • @carmelmulroy6459
    @carmelmulroy6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These two are unbearable. Godley thinks she can slag off disabled people, black people and Irish people. Two dinosaurs and old jokes that weren't even funny the first time around.

  • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
    @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it's trying to communicate, what language is this? She should learn some English

  • @bigdave6591
    @bigdave6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awe Janey you are pure class you don't get five stars you get
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @davidlewis1787
    @davidlewis1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant

  • @rainawoolfolk8597
    @rainawoolfolk8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant