@@Ribbons0121R121 killing orb? You mean the orb thats been there for 2 more games? REAL 2 betrayals in the level was Cortana stealing the index and then Spark ordering sentinels to go hostile
@@hornydiscord Or when stealth kills have you split kneecaps and crack skulls on a metal grate and the guy you are brushing up against while doing this, somehow doesn't notice.
A Human alien war, That then somehow turns into an archaeological dig of different ancient alien ruins, Then THAT somehow turns into a zombie game. And all of this is in the FIRST game!
Oh please they had 25 mission, daynight cycle, and TONS of othrr stuff planner andnworked on that they never managed tonfinish. They even had the engineers planned!
@@TheYoshi115what do you mean “cope”? He isn’t being salty about it, he’s just listing it was going to have even more stuff in it that didn’t make it in & that what did is really impressive. Basically “if you think this is awesome, wait till you see what they wanted to do before time & tech constraints and poor beta test results for some of said parts stopped them”.
@@Williaso Nah dog, there might be many more who think like that and either they haven't commented or they might've. I also wanna say your editing skills are amazing.
I'm pretty sure the reason you don't start with ammo in the pistol was because the first thing play-testers did when they got it was head shot Keyes, or if you were skipping the cutscenes you might accidently mash into the headshot.
The second betrayal was the Chief disagreeing with Spark. Since Chief had the Isodidact in him, 343 thought Chief would be willing to fire the halo since the Isodidact was the one who fired the array originally
It's been six months since the last Completely Accurate Summary - woops! I had originally planned to do Bioshock Infinite for CAS, but it turned out that the game just wasn't all that interesting and our footage wasn't very funny, so it ended up getting put on the side. I also have to replay Gears 5 because of technical problems, but that's also in the works! I've fully completed Halo 2, 3, ODST, and 4, videos coming soon! Unfortunately, it doesn't look like I'll be able to get Battlefield Hardline done - The game doesn't have a Field of View slider and the comment about getting physically ill in the Battlefield 4 video wasn't just a joke, I can't play the game without getting a headache and feeling like I'm going to vomit. If eventually I can get something worked out, I'll try again. I know Hardline was an anticipated video and I'm sorry I can't get it done.
Fun fact: the real reason everyone died is because the AI had trouble crossing the narrow bridge, and they all kept falling. The devs couldn't find a fix so they just killed them all and gave you marines later to replace them.
the idea that everyone died in the escape pod because master chefe didn't take a seat and was just "ping ponged" around the cabin, killing everyone who would have survived.
4:15 holy crap Chief recently being in cryo without proper regulations beforehand is actually a really good in universe explanation for why everything is low poly
Ok, 3 things: 1. I feel personally attacked. Like, how do you play this game EXACTLY the same way as me? Right down to jamming the Puma (nice reference there) into places it shouldn't be, and taking the "shortcut" in Cartographer. 2. This video is an absolute gem and I shall be sharing it with all 2 of my friends! 3. Despite the crap we give it, be honest, we actually adore this game. Also, the music is on a whole 'nother level. Bonus point: there is a way to play the entire Assault on the Control Room in co-op with no enemies and using a Banshee. Player 2 must die and be waiting to respawn, then player 1 jumps off the first overpass bridge (where the first Puma is down below) and slide down the wall. Half way down is a weird jutting ledge thing that player 2 will respawn on as player 1 shoots past to their death. Wait for P1 to respawn next to P2 then drop down and skid off the side of a rock at the base. If you succeed, you'll land on the bottom of the map with a sliver of health left but no enemies will spawn from that point onwards. There are also a few Banshees further on that never get piloted by the Covenant.
Okay so APPARENTLY this is the first time I've watched this one (apologies but these are my FAVORITE halo videos on youtube) but when the flood burst out of the outhouse from Shrek I nearly proceeded to spit my drink all over my laptop- you are a GENIUS
Fun Fact: the library was a lot more bearable in the og version, but gearbox can't do shit right, so the flood ai was broken, and arrows that were originally there no longer show up.
@@luigimrlgaming9484 It's a lot better when the spnkrs are facing the other direction and the rocket forms blow themselves up and send their launcher flying at you rather than the rocket.
"I think it looks more like a puma" "What in Sam hell is a puma?" "Uhhhh you mean like the shoe company?" "No, like a puma, its a big cat, like a lion" "Your making that up!" "I'm telling you! It's a real animal!" "Simmons, i want you to poison Griff's next meal" "YES SIR!" "Look... See these two tow hooks? They look like tusks, and what kind of animal has tusks?" "A walrus" "Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!"
I have watched half the series and up until now i never looked at your sub count or the view count, i honestly thought you woulda had millions of subs and upwards of 20m views. You are amazing dude.
I don't hate The Library. I thought the constant sense of dread made for a pretty intense level. I also think Assault on the Control Room is far better than Silent Cartographer.
I think the first betrayal was chief and cortanas refusal to fire the ring and instead choosing to destroy it. The second betrayal being spark pursuing to kill chief and cortana. That's my loose assumption anyways
I love the part where you tried to squeeze the warthog through the door in silent cartographer. I feel like as a kid I tried to do that almost every time. Brings back nostalgia. I remember back when halo 2 first came out I had to be one of the first people to discover the glitch in the like 3rd level (one with the scarab in the city) where you can get in a pelican for like a split second. It's Only when the pelican drops off the tank for you before climbing over the buildings (middle of the level). I discovered the glitch the day the game came out, but people probably discovered it before me. The pelican basically flies into a giant empty unrendered zone and the pelican turns into a giant catapult. It's a vehicle that thinks its flipped. So you can just keep flipping it but when you flip it, it goes like Mach speed and can launch you across the map. I was so entertained with the glitch It distracted me from the main story for like a whole hour. And I love halos story and gameplay lol, even as a kid. I feel like fun glitches that don't break the game or make it unfair shouldn't ever be removed from a game like the pelican glitch. It's just a glitch you can only do in a split second timing event and doesn't break your game. The autosave even happens right when it drops the tank off so it doesn't matter if you die after you do the glitch. I try to find exploits and glitches in games all the time. At least fun ones.
I feel like you should have made a joke about how you killed Zuka in 2 seconds after he spent the whole game hunting you down but all around a great video with hilarious commentary
Chief killed everyone on the scape pod except the driver, he died because someone at the UNSC thought airbags are unnecessary on a scape pod that is only ever going to be used to crash land
Keys: "I don't keep it loaded son. You'll have to find ammo as you go." "What, why I don't keep it loaded? Well, it's a prop, you see. For uh, intimidating the... uh, new recruits. Yeah, that's it. Uh... uh, goodluck Master Chief."
Dude, this video was fucking hilarious. I have not seen your other "highly accurate" Halo vids but I'm legit gonna binge them all rn. This is fucking killer. I was cracking up so hard at the mention of "mutated popcorn" and the Shrek-Flood outhouse screech. Very well done.
I'm so glad everyone likes the outhouse screech. I threw the joke in literally last minute (it was the very last edit of the video) and wasn't sure it would land
@@Williaso within 3 hours I watched all of them, your serious H2 discussion, and am currently watching your seriois CE discussion. No that really fuckin got me lmao. I wasn't expecting it at all, and it honestly perfectly encapsulates my first reaction to the flood almost 16 years ago.
3rd mission was indeed the best in the hall series. I’d play that level until it burned my disk through! And now thanks to this incredibly accurate synopsis of the game, I will forever call the flood “popcorn aliens”. So thank you that.
I remember driving the warthog off the cliff drop, the hog got stuck in the tree I got ejected and fell to the ground. Had to walk the long way round back to the top of the cliff and try and jump into the warthog again to collect my cannon fodder.
“Shoving a warthog into a place it’s definitely not meant to go because it’s a halo game” is the most accurate quote in this entire series.
I managed to get a banshee into the boss fight at the end of Halo2. I remember being proud of myself when I first did that.
it is entirely required to go there or else you cant get the iwhbyd skull. cant 100% the game without it
I love that quote. It's just very yes
@@seanpeacock4290 Why wait for Johnson to hit Mr. Mohawk 3 times when u can shove a banshee into the control room and shoot Tartarus yourself?
@@seanpeacock4290 same
The 2nd betrayal is Bungie telling us there are 2 betrayals when there is only one
Whoah, big if true
No it's Cortana betraying chief by killing orb cause they were buds for one shit level
@@Ribbons0121R121 killing orb? You mean the orb thats been there for 2 more games? REAL 2 betrayals in the level was Cortana stealing the index and then Spark ordering sentinels to go hostile
The second betrayal will happen in infinite. Buckle up
@@earthbrother4549 oh god oh fuck oh
"we sneak our way loudly"
yep, seems about right.
When the game says stealth is optional
@@hornydiscord Or when stealth kills have you split kneecaps and crack skulls on a metal grate and the guy you are brushing up against while doing this, somehow doesn't notice.
Cortana: Dust and echoes, were all that’s left.
Chief: Who the hell is Dustin echoes?
I believe he's somewhat related to Marauder Shields
"It's so sad Dustin Echoes died of ligma"
@@Ikaros0998 ha very nice. He probably IS marauder shields.
A Human alien war,
That then somehow turns into an archaeological dig of different ancient alien ruins,
Then THAT somehow turns into a zombie game.
And all of this is in the FIRST game!
And the second
Truly lives up to the "Combat Evolved" name lol.
Oh please they had 25 mission, daynight cycle, and TONS of othrr stuff planner andnworked on that they never managed tonfinish. They even had the engineers planned!
@@wastelandlegocheem cope
@@TheYoshi115what do you mean “cope”? He isn’t being salty about it, he’s just listing it was going to have even more stuff in it that didn’t make it in & that what did is really impressive. Basically “if you think this is awesome, wait till you see what they wanted to do before time & tech constraints and poor beta test results for some of said parts stopped them”.
I am torn between "die our way through", "sneak loudly", and "fail our way past"
We make it through with absolutely no problems what so ever
Wait so this whole time we've been looking at master chief's face?!?!
No. We've still been looking at a helmet painted to look just like his face.
Master Chief is so Spartan his face IS a Helmet.
“So we ask him politely to calm down”
*BANG*
That had me dying
Dying our way through copy pasted hallways….that’s exactly how I felt about it 15 years ago
Not only is the narration hilarious, but the cuts and on screen impacts are synced to the music, and I like that🤘
You're the first person to say anything about that, I put a lot of effort into syncing it up!
@@Williaso That shit was clean!! Keep it up man!
My man Kevin is into Fords AND Halo…we could be friends
@@Williaso Nah dog, there might be many more who think like that and either they haven't commented or they might've. I also wanna say your editing skills are amazing.
@@Williaso don't you mean last set foot in one last decade
I can't believe I'm just discovering these now. What an experience.
ikr
This series is literally a "2.8 million views" type of video but only has less than 2.8 thousand views :( deserves SO MUCH MORE
Seriously I just looked at the views like I enjoy the shit out of this how do you not have more views
Holy shit you’re right, I legit thought this had a lot more views
Spittin
Yeah what the frick
That’s what I’m saying
Don't think I didn't catch you calling it a puma, a man of taste I see
nice refrence..
Nice
Yur making that up
Chupathingy
...
Gotta a nice ring to it
@@tulkdog it’s a real animal
I'm pretty sure the reason you don't start with ammo in the pistol was because the first thing play-testers did when they got it was head shot Keyes, or if you were skipping the cutscenes you might accidently mash into the headshot.
lmao
Human nature. Fafo. =D
The second betrayal was the Chief disagreeing with Spark. Since Chief had the Isodidact in him, 343 thought Chief would be willing to fire the halo since the Isodidact was the one who fired the array originally
I havent seen the vanilla version of CE in awhile kinda forgot the sniper isn't suppose to be flaccid.
Underrated comment right here
I still get confused when the shotgun doesnt yeet you at the speed of light
Console players: *Visible confusion*
I keep forgetting the plasma pistol isn’t just a nuke in disguise
It's been six months since the last Completely Accurate Summary - woops!
I had originally planned to do Bioshock Infinite for CAS, but it turned out that the game just wasn't all that interesting and our footage wasn't very funny, so it ended up getting put on the side. I also have to replay Gears 5 because of technical problems, but that's also in the works!
I've fully completed Halo 2, 3, ODST, and 4, videos coming soon!
Unfortunately, it doesn't look like I'll be able to get Battlefield Hardline done - The game doesn't have a Field of View slider and the comment about getting physically ill in the Battlefield 4 video wasn't just a joke, I can't play the game without getting a headache and feeling like I'm going to vomit. If eventually I can get something worked out, I'll try again. I know Hardline was an anticipated video and I'm sorry I can't get it done.
Grif, What in Sam Hell is a Puma
It's like a big cat.
"Drops a puma" IM FKN DEAD LMAO
what is this imaginary animal you speak of?
I'm so glad that you mentioned Dustin Echoes. I literally thought that was an actual name of someone that we were going to meet in Halo 2.
Underrated content 10/10
"Everyone was killed because we ping-ponged around the cabin." Great now I have to clean my drink I just spat out, funniest shit ever
Fun fact: the real reason everyone died is because the AI had trouble crossing the narrow bridge, and they all kept falling. The devs couldn't find a fix so they just killed them all and gave you marines later to replace them.
"The Captain's bootleg mp3 collection" bit got me :'D
3:42 We come across an employee locked in since march and he’s gone a bit crazy so we ask him nicely to calm down…
Chief: Bang
I shall forever more refer to the Flood as "Mutant Popcorn."
I can't wait for youtube to start recommending this series, it's really good.
Bruh the fact that he called him 343 industries for the whole game was low key hilarious
“So we ask him politely to calm down”
Headshot.
You had my subscription at mutated popcorn, love this
I love the fact that Imaginary Chief died at the end
the idea that everyone died in the escape pod because master chefe didn't take a seat and was just "ping ponged" around the cabin, killing everyone who would have survived.
That Sounds Horrible😆...
4:15 holy crap Chief recently being in cryo without proper regulations beforehand is actually a really good in universe explanation for why everything is low poly
Glad to see other people call the flood popcorn
I don’t know how this guy does it, he makes every single game he plays entertaining to watch, even if I have zero interest in the game
“Bc our brain damage threw us into a homicidal rage” wow that got me good 😂😂
I just keep coming back to this video, espec for the "Enjoy the death montage." pure gold of floodnes!
It was also in time with the music which I love
struggling through the field of mutated popcorn xD
"Then we die so we walk instead"
Me every time I get a forklift on Halo Reach.
About halfway through the video I realized why he called the warthog a puma
Shoulda called it the chupa
Why
@@pathowgate2544 Grif.
Ok, 3 things:
1. I feel personally attacked. Like, how do you play this game EXACTLY the same way as me? Right down to jamming the Puma (nice reference there) into places it shouldn't be, and taking the "shortcut" in Cartographer.
2. This video is an absolute gem and I shall be sharing it with all 2 of my friends!
3. Despite the crap we give it, be honest, we actually adore this game. Also, the music is on a whole 'nother level.
Bonus point: there is a way to play the entire Assault on the Control Room in co-op with no enemies and using a Banshee. Player 2 must die and be waiting to respawn, then player 1 jumps off the first overpass bridge (where the first Puma is down below) and slide down the wall. Half way down is a weird jutting ledge thing that player 2 will respawn on as player 1 shoots past to their death. Wait for P1 to respawn next to P2 then drop down and skid off the side of a rock at the base. If you succeed, you'll land on the bottom of the map with a sliver of health left but no enemies will spawn from that point onwards. There are also a few Banshees further on that never get piloted by the Covenant.
Okay so APPARENTLY this is the first time I've watched this one (apologies but these are my FAVORITE halo videos on youtube) but when the flood burst out of the outhouse from Shrek I nearly proceeded to spit my drink all over my laptop- you are a GENIUS
I love how he says puma in 1:33...nice Red vs Blue reference!
The betrayal part and mutated popcorn 😂
Fun Fact: the library was a lot more bearable in the og version, but gearbox can't do shit right, so the flood ai was broken, and arrows that were originally there no longer show up.
Having a long ass level with dealing with ROCKET LAUNCHERS that you can’t clearly see until it’s too late doesn’t anymore damn bearable
@@luigimrlgaming9484 yeah, but I think they only show up 2 or 3 times
@@luigimrlgaming9484 It's a lot better when the spnkrs are facing the other direction and the rocket forms blow themselves up and send their launcher flying at you rather than the rocket.
Dude this is amazing how do u not have more subs
"I think it looks more like a puma"
"What in Sam hell is a puma?"
"Uhhhh you mean like the shoe company?"
"No, like a puma, its a big cat, like a lion"
"Your making that up!"
"I'm telling you! It's a real animal!"
"Simmons, i want you to poison Griff's next meal"
"YES SIR!"
"Look... See these two tow hooks? They look like tusks, and what kind of animal has tusks?"
"A walrus"
"Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!"
4:27 A N X I E T Y M U S I C
i like how chief is so big he doesnt fit in the machine to take off the armor. instead they need a team to manually take off chiefs armor
I have watched half the series and up until now i never looked at your sub count or the view count, i honestly thought you woulda had millions of subs and upwards of 20m views. You are amazing dude.
Bro, my fiancé and I are watching these Halo videos and we’re dying. Milftana will live on forever now.
I don't hate The Library. I thought the constant sense of dread made for a pretty intense level. I also think Assault on the Control Room is far better than Silent Cartographer.
Someone else who thinks AOTCR is better than the Silent Cartographer? Finally!
I enjoyed it for a bit but just like the covenant ship it kinda takes too long.
I honestly didn’t like Silent cartographer but. AOTCR is definitely better even thought it could drag on for a bit
Bro I played through the Library on Legendary and eventhough it was bad, I still LOVE this level
1:29 hell yeah, puma
Holy cow, this really is a completely and totally accurate summary of Combat Evolved's campaign.
*The 2nd betrayal was them having you think there was a second betrayal.*
I think the first betrayal was chief and cortanas refusal to fire the ring and instead choosing to destroy it. The second betrayal being spark pursuing to kill chief and cortana.
That's my loose assumption anyways
I love the part where you tried to squeeze the warthog through the door in silent cartographer. I feel like as a kid I tried to do that almost every time. Brings back nostalgia. I remember back when halo 2 first came out I had to be one of the first people to discover the glitch in the like 3rd level (one with the scarab in the city) where you can get in a pelican for like a split second. It's Only when the pelican drops off the tank for you before climbing over the buildings (middle of the level). I discovered the glitch the day the game came out, but people probably discovered it before me. The pelican basically flies into a giant empty unrendered zone and the pelican turns into a giant catapult. It's a vehicle that thinks its flipped. So you can just keep flipping it but when you flip it, it goes like Mach speed and can launch you across the map. I was so entertained with the glitch It distracted me from the main story for like a whole hour. And I love halos story and gameplay lol, even as a kid. I feel like fun glitches that don't break the game or make it unfair shouldn't ever be removed from a game like the pelican glitch. It's just a glitch you can only do in a split second timing event and doesn't break your game. The autosave even happens right when it drops the tank off so it doesn't matter if you die after you do the glitch. I try to find exploits and glitches in games all the time. At least fun ones.
That employee stuck after hours is priceless💀💀💀
You dying at the last possible second makes total sense for the plot. It was you. You were the hallucination.
I find it so funny that at the last possible second the "hallucination" dies so only the real chief makes it to the ship safely.
I'm sorry I had to stop the video at the 7 minute mark to give props for the red vs blue reference. That made me laugh :)
2:30 what are you doing?…step wharthog?
I love this series! Came here from the RocketSloth 20 minutes video, and I'm loving it!
These videos are underrated. Some of the best Halo content I've seen in a while
i love the idea that master chief bouncing around the pod killed everyone
I feel like you should have made a joke about how you killed Zuka in 2 seconds after he spent the whole game hunting you down but all around a great video with hilarious commentary
Chief killed everyone on the scape pod except the driver, he died because someone at the UNSC thought airbags are unnecessary on a scape pod that is only ever going to be used to crash land
Love the puma rvb joke
This is some top tier stuff, you deserve many more subs my man!
This was hilarious and felt so relatable thanks for the great video!
Keys: "I don't keep it loaded son. You'll have to find ammo as you go."
"What, why I don't keep it loaded? Well, it's a prop, you see. For uh, intimidating the... uh, new recruits. Yeah, that's it. Uh... uh, goodluck Master Chief."
Dust and Echoes was always my favourite Halo character.
Dustin Echoes 😂
Have you seen the Halo CE developer commentary?
The developers also joke about this and it's amazing.
one of the first proper halo fanfics was the tale of Dustin Echoes
the hallucination Dustin Echoes dying at the last possible moment so nobody else sees him when it's all over should honestly be cannon.
Dude, this video was fucking hilarious. I have not seen your other "highly accurate" Halo vids but I'm legit gonna binge them all rn. This is fucking killer. I was cracking up so hard at the mention of "mutated popcorn" and the Shrek-Flood outhouse screech. Very well done.
I'm so glad everyone likes the outhouse screech. I threw the joke in literally last minute (it was the very last edit of the video) and wasn't sure it would land
@@Williaso within 3 hours I watched all of them, your serious H2 discussion, and am currently watching your seriois CE discussion.
No that really fuckin got me lmao. I wasn't expecting it at all, and it honestly perfectly encapsulates my first reaction to the flood almost 16 years ago.
I love it when he takes off the helmet... and there is another helmet under it.
Dust and Echos the imaginary friend. Is that a deep cut to Contact Harvest?
“Scanning… just dust and echoes… we’re all that’s left…”🔥🔥🔥✍️
Why was that Keyes impression spot on 🤣🤣
But honestly, speed running the library with zero deaths on legendary is a frustratingly fun and satisfying achievement
7:05 Foehammer would be the most epic Uber driver ever. Rest in peace. 🫡
Thank you so much for calling the M12 LRV a Puma and not a Warthog. #rvb
"I don't know, it kinda looks like a puma... yeah, it's like a big cat..."
That death montage for the library was pure pain to watch
This video is very funny and I like it a lot! All the jokes landed and the script is well written. Why is it not getting millions of views??
The second betrayal was Cortana not letting the chief light the rings and bring peace, order and stability to the galaxy.
3rd mission was indeed the best in the hall series. I’d play that level until it burned my disk through! And now thanks to this incredibly accurate synopsis of the game, I will forever call the flood “popcorn aliens”. So thank you that.
The "Swamp Far Far Away" bit has me deceased.
Now I will never know what joke he meant they were driving into 🤣
Same! Can anyone help us?
@@Benchp300 Foreal!
I also want to know?
@@dayton440 still don’t know hahaha
First try is only legitimate when the landing zone is full of your dead corpses to cushion the fall.
"Mutant popcorn" killed me!🤣
I appreciate you not making the structure joke
God damn it. All I want is a summary devoid of all f-in colorful commentary.
Well you came to the wrong place
Gotta say, I appreciate the RvB reference.
Hey Hey Hey ... forget trying to fit Pumas in the wrong place, fitting the phallic back of a Ghost is where its at
I remember driving the warthog off the cliff drop, the hog got stuck in the tree I got ejected and fell to the ground. Had to walk the long way round back to the top of the cliff and try and jump into the warthog again to collect my cannon fodder.
I think we've all assisted some marines at one point. Either by accident or on purpose
In Bugies defense, they did apologize for the library.
i love how he called the warthog a puma, nice rvb reference
Best way I've ever seen... "The Flood" introduced. Thankyou.
The 343 industry joke 💀
Dustin Echos being a real person is my favorite running joke in the community
Running joke? But he IS real! D:
@@Williaso yes, in our hearts he will always be real to us. Also want to make a mod where you play through halo 123 ect as a marine named Dustin Echos
"Getting ready to play the best level in the entire franchise"
Proceeds to skip about of it half by nailing the drop skip ok the first(?) try