One time I too got jumped in a park and my dad decided it happened cause I looked too nerdy and so he took me to the swap meet, bought me a beanie, raiders jersey, baggy pants and some Nikes. Earls 00s, I felt fresh as fuck. I got jumped again by the same group of kids but I looked cool as hell when it happened.
Mom always said: "Stay outta Patterson Park afder dark..." Yes, there were muggings, shootings and crack vials everywhere. But my momma was most afraid that my brother and I would somehow get scooped up by ex-mayor William Donald Schaefer on his well-known gay cruising runs.
@@lininskicorbo2444 Oh shut tf up. You find the same in impoverished white communities. It's not a race issue it's a class issue, where the poorest are desperate and turn to violence for survival, and so become accustomed to violence. The only reason weirdo's like you think this is a black problem is because African-American people are statistically more likely to be impoverished in the US.
I got jumped and carjacked in North Las Vegas in my 20's. I just had started selling larger amounts of weed and they got me for a couple pounds. Got my rallied out Ford Focus and a set of golf clubs too. Put me in the hospital for a few days but the cops all kept saying how lucky I was to be alive.
@@DH702.. I was a bad human from like 14 to 22. Even in Henderson there's plenty of criminals, especially if you're choosing to be around them. But you're also right, I've been robbed on boulder and lake Mead area too lmfao The last time was in North Vegas lol
As a 6’5 black 23 y/o I’m chill asl and love riding my e bike around stl, but when I do I have to wear sunglasses and a balaclava with a tac bag to keep all the homeless and junkies at bay 😂
When you think about who stole millions of human beings from their homeland, split up their families for centuries and criminalized literacy in their own language and the kidnappers' it's enough to make some people act violently. Some people...
@@twallace6262 U just described what the arabs did to Africa for centuries, yet I've never seen any bl@ck outrage against arabs, they even accept islam!
You needed a friend like one I had when I was younger growing up in the hood...everyone called him, "Goober". In fact, if you grew up in the hood, you kinda just need a squad or your own, or, like, stay indoors lol
Was enjoying my brekkie while listening to this - just finished cleaning up the coffee I snorted all over my keyboard when his sister yelled, "I'M PREGNANT!" 😂
I grew up in this same neighborhood. There's a skateboard park that was behind my house. Dudes from that neighborhood stole my same bike 7x got it back every time but the last one. Our high school had race riots in I think 97-98.
So we would all pick a lunch to go to and fight if you had "A" lunch it didnt matter. Everybody is going to B lunch to fight in the cafeteria. That happened a few times and people getting suspended for bringing different weapons to school. Then what ended it all. We were playing football in the court across the street from my house maybe 6-8 of us. We heard a bunch of noise down the street and it was about 15 people coming up the street with different weapons (chains and bats to my memory but its been 25 years). So we ran and got our older brothers and everything we could. I got a hockey stick from behind my shed and snapped the head off it, my friend carlos had nunchucks, this boy billy had a big clear plexiglass dowel, etc. We went at it in the middle of the street for a few minutes and someone from the other side pulled out a gun and it felt like everybody just froze(i know i did). My friends brother ran out of his house with a sharp ass ninja sword with no shirt and and screamed "Yall wanna fight like men?!" The kid with the gun said "I aint got no bullets yo!" They all took off running and that was the end of the whole thing with our generation. 😆
That’s Baltimore for u! My dad grew up in Patterson park and him and his 2 brothers was 3 of the only white dudes out here and they went to Patterson park high school and they use to tell me all these stories of them fightin over hoops and i remember my uncle mark had gangrene in his knee the one time from them 3 fightin like 20 dudes, but when i was a kid we moved out to Essex and that was way more desegregated so i grew up cool with mostly darker skin dudes!
One time I too got jumped in a park and my dad decided it happened cause I looked too nerdy and so he took me to the swap meet, bought me a beanie, raiders jersey, baggy pants and some Nikes. Earls 00s, I felt fresh as fuck. I got jumped again by the same group of kids but I looked cool as hell when it happened.
This comment is as funny as the story 😂
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Don’t get mad u white ?? Hahaha
😂😂😂 Best comment ever
This guy is such a good storyteller wtf
winging it
Idk what it is but people from Maryland are solid story tellers
He's a comedian, it's basically his job
Running a soul train on my sister is probably the funniest thing I've heard this year 😂.
Sounds better than having to hear "Soul Sister" by Train ever again
@@michaelgeary9370Guh, I just physically cringed at the thought of that abhorrent song.
Haven’t gotten there but, “it was Friday after next” was pretty funny too
"Im so gangsta im so thug" @@michaelgeary9370
The Arizona iced tea was cold too.
“I gotta get all this white boy off my shoe”….. 😂😂😂
🙇♀"I think I've got a fighter's sprain"
🤰"I'M PREGNANT!"
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Mom always said: "Stay outta Patterson Park afder dark..." Yes, there were muggings, shootings and crack vials everywhere. But my momma was most afraid that my brother and I would somehow get scooped up by ex-mayor William Donald Schaefer on his well-known gay cruising runs.
Type of comment you’d find on a Tim Dillon video. Love it
@@andreranch6161 Tim dillion is trash
🤣🤣🤣
It's true.
Patterson park at night is a no go zone
Also, foosball is the devil
Eldis in the stair well is so funny that he isn't in his usual place 😂😂😂
love to hear two doofuses from baltimore talk the finer points
Masterful storytelling. Bravo!
This is the funniest clip I've seen in years. The story itself was brilliant, and the one liners on top of that.... damn.
"Im pregnant" got me
The non racist stav confirms every single stereotype unironically
All liberals are hypocrites
Lovely cultural experience
@@lininskicorbo2444 Oh shut tf up. You find the same in impoverished white communities. It's not a race issue it's a class issue, where the poorest are desperate and turn to violence for survival, and so become accustomed to violence. The only reason weirdo's like you think this is a black problem is because African-American people are statistically more likely to be impoverished in the US.
@@lininskicorbo2444 Oh yeah "Running a soul train on my sister" was very "Blaak"
what does that mean
@@jamalcalypsecmon bud extrapolate a lil
@@jamalcalypse hes racist
What a way to start my morning lol
Whoever the dude is that's telling the story is funny ASF. 😂😂😂😂😂 New fan!
Shout out to TT
This might be the greatest advertisement for the patreon yet
Mid 90s was wild. We had a race war at my high school in Kansas in 95. People getting put through windows, thrown over balcony’s … it was nuts
This is great! I’m glad to hear stories similar to my upbringing
at first i thought Stav was playing both himself and Seth Dickfield's cousin, then I realized its BUSSI superstar Tommy Sinbazo!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Omg is this the Baltimore studio?? GO STAVVY!!
Tommy Sinbazo is the funniest dude I've ever met. Also, I'm from baltimore and I can tell his accent hard 😂
Too bad Beaver made it
Leave it to!
This the funniest ish ever. In the immortal words of the Boondocks “what did y’all do to make them ninjas that mad”.😂😂🤣they ran a Soul Train on her😂
Yeah because it they really had a reason
Nothing more Baltimore than not being able to say "across."
I got jumped and carjacked in North Las Vegas in my 20's. I just had started selling larger amounts of weed and they got me for a couple pounds. Got my rallied out Ford Focus and a set of golf clubs too. Put me in the hospital for a few days but the cops all kept saying how lucky I was to be alive.
I don't know, but I'd bet you they're dead or serving right now.
Ayyye, me too, except in Henderson.
How did u get rpbbed in henderson ?! Lmao was it lake mead and boulder ?@twodanex
Those are the whitest details I’ve ever heard
@@DH702.. I was a bad human from like 14 to 22. Even in Henderson there's plenty of criminals, especially if you're choosing to be around them. But you're also right, I've been robbed on boulder and lake Mead area too lmfao
The last time was in North Vegas lol
Grew up in South Baltimore. Been in many similar situations.
These just hood guys?
Best story teller of all time!!!😂😂😂😂
Legendary story right here 🙌
That dude is an appropriate age for wearing a punk vest. It goes great with his space sneakers and baldness.
Frl does suit him well 👍🏾
ian fidance turned down to 7
that's called the Boston Experience
You understand that Boston is not in Baltimore right
@@FPSBuzz you can the Boston Experience anywhere
there are no black people in boston. the boston experience is 4 guys nodding out while trying to punch you
Boston is nothing like Baltimore
Idk....I grew up in Dorchester in the 80's and it sounds pretty similar...lol
Proof you guys need to get on the patreon if you havent already 😂
As a 6’5 black 23 y/o I’m chill asl and love riding my e bike around stl, but when I do I have to wear sunglasses and a balaclava with a tac bag to keep all the homeless and junkies at bay 😂
Yo, this is the funniest storytelling ever! 🤣🤣🤣
One of the funniest stories I've ever heard
Never looked up a guy's shorts so hard cheering for dem puppies to pop out 🤘
Damn that’s crazy. Thats the type of story that could turn someone racist😂😂😂💀
"could"
When you think about who stole millions of human beings from their homeland, split up their families for centuries and criminalized literacy in their own language and the kidnappers' it's enough to make some people act violently. Some people...
@@twallace6262 U just described what the arabs did to Africa for centuries, yet I've never seen any bl@ck outrage against arabs, they even accept islam!
Or reaffirm previously held feelings about others.
THE ALBANIAN REACTION IS WHAT KILLS ME
Same. Jokes wouldn't hit the same w out him cracking up 😂
Did they call your sister and her friends Earth, Wind, and Fire?
😅😅
I haven’t laughed this hard in so fucking long lmaoooooo
Ellis on the stairs is so fucking funny
ELLIS
@@davidec.4021 whoops, I mean Eldis
You mean elvis@@benjohnston3369
You needed a friend like one I had when I was younger growing up in the hood...everyone called him, "Goober". In fact, if you grew up in the hood, you kinda just need a squad or your own, or, like, stay indoors lol
This guy sounds a lot like Theo von
Why his dad dont got a gun ?
Yeaaaaa. In da hood. That gets you cred at 45 ungh
Or move to somewhere that’s not full of garbage people.
@@TonyMarselledude get off the internet and get back in school. You sound like an illiterate monkey trying to communicate with humans.
One sentence in and this is the most Baltimore sounding dude I have ever heard
“My white privilege deflection shield seems to been failing..”
Yo great story, but whats that eagle on his vest?
This should never be referred to as “the box cutter” story.
Like calling the Malice at the Palace “the thrown cup story”
This title is outrageous
imagine getting jumped in baltimore and they say “hibilygibilybigilyfopnow”
Most Baltimore title I’ve seen
i slipped on a box cutter 😂
Was enjoying my brekkie while listening to this - just finished cleaning up the coffee I snorted all over my keyboard when his sister yelled, "I'M PREGNANT!" 😂
Any links for Sinbazo?
Beaver then went on to pose for the graphic on Stavvy's shirt.
Boss fight in Double Dragon ain't nothing to fuck with. This guy is a fucking excellent instant uncle! 😂
The most funniest hate crime description
Reminds me of the Bronx in the 90s
I can confirm Baltimore is a whole trashcan.
Whatever!
Hate crimes are hilarious!
This story is a great example as why me and my friends carried handguns after turning 18
Sounds like a typical scenario
Man the Baltimore stories are the best 😂😂
"Hahaha, our culture is falling apart since decades, sooo funny." - These Dudes 2024
Is he sober now? Bc like ian fidance in another life vibe lol
hey he's back up🤣😂😂😂
I grew up in this same neighborhood. There's a skateboard park that was behind my house. Dudes from that neighborhood stole my same bike 7x got it back every time but the last one. Our high school had race riots in I think 97-98.
@PraesThulohrd333 I honestly thought you guys were trolling asking me to tell it .
We had race riots too. But I was in socal.
Blacks and Mexicans would always fight. Left the whites out of it.
So we would all pick a lunch to go to and fight if you had "A" lunch it didnt matter. Everybody is going to B lunch to fight in the cafeteria. That happened a few times and people getting suspended for bringing different weapons to school.
Then what ended it all. We were playing football in the court across the street from my house maybe 6-8 of us. We heard a bunch of noise down the street and it was about 15 people coming up the street with different weapons (chains and bats to my memory but its been 25 years). So we ran and got our older brothers and everything we could. I got a hockey stick from behind my shed and snapped the head off it, my friend carlos had nunchucks, this boy billy had a big clear plexiglass dowel, etc. We went at it in the middle of the street for a few minutes and someone from the other side pulled out a gun and it felt like everybody just froze(i know i did). My friends brother ran out of his house with a sharp ass ninja sword with no shirt and and screamed "Yall wanna fight like men?!" The kid with the gun said "I aint got no bullets yo!" They all took off running and that was the end of the whole thing with our generation. 😆
@@heartsfear9216 there i replied. I typed this out once before and it disappeared.
@PraesThulohrd333 i replied. I typed it all out when i said i thought you were trolling. Idk what happened to it.
And they took the ball. At the end they got what they wanted. [CUE MUSIC]
Benefits of living in a diverse neighborhood
Bmore is a hard town for a white boy.
In america. Its what ya get
@@Smeghead1312it’s hard for anyone. If you live there you’re supposed to be there. Do better white
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@@Smeghead1312 why is it hard for whites ?
This actually sounds so traumatizing
LAKELAND shout out
he just described a sea bear attack
Dad rolls up with a Shillelagh 🤣🪵
Why dude wearing a GTA biker cut
Soul train 😂😂😂
This man is hilarious
Love you Tommy!
That’s Baltimore for u! My dad grew up in Patterson park and him and his 2 brothers was 3 of the only white dudes out here and they went to Patterson park high school and they use to tell me all these stories of them fightin over hoops and i remember my uncle mark had gangrene in his knee the one time from them 3 fightin like 20 dudes, but when i was a kid we moved out to Essex and that was way more desegregated so i grew up cool with mostly darker skin dudes!
This shit is gold😂
"they ran a soul train on her" was hilarious lmao
Stavvy becomes the Joker 5:08
Titi in 94 😂😂
This is fucking hilarious
THIS GUY IS RAD
Why did they beat him up in the first place?
“THEY RAN A SOUL TRAIN ON HER!” 😂😂😂
Everyone has this story from Baltimore. Hahah
“They ran a soul train on her” fucking had me dead
Hilarious 😂😂
Like a boss fight in Double Dragon 😂😂😂
It wouldn’t be a Stavv episode if there wasn’t racism blended in.
Diversity is our strength!
This story would be 3 minutes long if Stav didn't interrupt with a riff every 15 seconds
Fun fact: Stavvy is Ron Jeremy's son. 😂
I like the Santorini background
Sounds like Racine WI in the 90s
I feel like stav on a different podcast would have a different reaction to this story
Now he's called Stitches
You better stop eating, dude! You're bigger than Farley. You're next. Put the calamari down!
They do that.
future doctors and lawyers
Yet you're here in the comments crying about people from the 90's. GET A LIFE