She's in the Doghouse Now (political parody… or is it satire?)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ค. 2024
- Here's one more Kristi Noem parody because I had so much fun making the last one... It's based on the song, "In the Jailhouse Now", written by Jimmie Rodgers and made famous by lots of people. My dogs-- the late Zane and Arran (beagles), and Noyzi, an alive and well Kosovar Street Dog, are contributing the dog barking and howling. If I recall correctly, Zane and Arran were reacting to the barking of another dog they knew named Tommy, who, like Arran, was a Tribeagle (NC beagle rescue). Noyzi didn’t know Zane or Tommy, but he was happy to join in the chorus when he heard the recording of the beagles barking.
Below are the lyrics to my parody version...
There was a gov' named Kristi Noem
Hoped 45 would throw her a bone.
She thought she'd be a shoe in as Trump's Veep.
Well I found out just days ago
'Bout Kristi Noem's dreams of Mar-A-Lago
But now they're dashed, cuz' Kristi is a creep.
She’s in the doghouse now
She’s in the doghouse now
Well, she'll be writing blogs...
cuz' she bragged in her book about shootin' dogs
She’s in the doghouse now...
(Dog howls in my version)
Ah, dio-dalee-hee-dee-oti
Ah, dio-dalee -ee-oh-dee-oti
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelay-eeee
Noem likes to fire weapons...
Thinks animals are possessions...
Hunting game
was her favorite job.
Then she shot her pet dog and a billy goat
Now she pleads for every vote.
And she might just need protection from the mob...
She’s in the doghouse now
She’s in the doghouse now
Well, she's goin' back to writing blogs...
'cuz she bragged in her book about shootin' dogs
She’s in the doghouse now...
(howls)
Ah, dio-dalee-hee-dee-oti
Ah, dio-dalee -ee-oh-dee-oti
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelay-eeee
Well Noem thinks she was brave,
and her mouth is digging a grave.
And she thinks she is the smartest gov’ around
She was sure she'd be on Trump's ticket...
When she wrote about poor Cricket...
Now Noem's career's getting put down at the pound...
She’s in the doghouse now
She’s in the doghouse now
Kristi ought to go back to school...
to learn why being cruel, just ain't so cool...
She’s in the doghouse now...
(howls)
Rest in peace, Cricket. You're safe from that monster now. ❤❤❤
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
She obviously never heard of the word... Rehome... to top it off, she obviously didn't know shite about working with or training dogs and was totally clueless...
Whats she gonna do if our kids make a mistake...take them to the Gravel Pit to fix it???
@@anniebland6450 Cruel and heartless. And a monster. Someone like that has no business being in charge of anything. She might use The Gravel Pit Solution for everything.
Love the chorus singers.
BBB: the Beagle Back-up Band!😂
😂😂😂……..RIP Cricket 😢😢🙏🏻💔
Wouldn't it be ironic if Kristi lived a good long life, and when she finally died, St. Peter told her she could only get into heaven if her dog spoke well of her? Now, I don't pretend to know if there IS a heaven, or if dogs can get there, or if there's a hell. But wouldn't it be ironic if it was up to Cricket whether Kristi went to Heaven or Hell?
NOW THAT WOULD BE REAL KARMA!!!
The Twilight Zone had an episode just like that. Bet she never saw it. Damn that goat & horses, too.😵💥🔫
Yep.That Hillbilly's Dog Smelled The Fire and Brimstone and Saved Him From Hell!!😮😅😊
@@JohnPatterson-kz8jr I feel the need to defend Hillbillies. To compare Kristi Noem to a hillbilly is an absolute insult to hillbillies everywhere. She's NOT a hillbilly. She is just a spoiled rich kid who has learned how to EXPLOIT people who are hillbillies.
Actually, when it comes to Noem's political career, Cricket got the last bark.
To extend your scene, the goat gets to butt her off of her cloud and the three horses drag her forever away.
Great parody, tip of the hat to Sonny James.
You mean Jimmy Rogers!
@@libertyann439 no, I mean the Sonny James version.
I don't know who Knotty is,but sounds like she knows her hillbilly music. It goes back way past Sonny James.
She should be in a mad house. RIP Cricket.
Mean people suck.
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
And unfortunately, almost all people are mean to nonhuman animals. The average American kills 100 innocent animals per year. 😢 I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use a captive bolt gun.
We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than animal eaters). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds.
Everyone can make the choice to get out of an abusive relationship today simply by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣🐟🐬🐐🐑🦃🐢
To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."
@:47 She claims to be a hunter, yet doesn’t know how to hold a rifle
Missed shot at goat in close range. Untrained novice at shooting too. She is not we saying not all she thinks she is. Thats including being a trained Diplomate to deal with world Dictators
My thoughts exactly! What a phony!!!
And it was reported that it took her TWO shots to kill the goat...a goat that was tethered and at point blank range.
Noticed that, too!
Trying to be like all those Christmas shots of republican Congress members,with all their little kiddies holding deadly weapons.
Kristi is one sick puppy.
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
And from what I've been hearing from my friends in So. Dak., even they are trying to get rid of her.
@@jacklow9611 Good…
@@LilFaith90 : I was told they have petitions out calling for her to lose her governorship, but haven't heard anything about how many signatures they've received on them.
Brilliant lyrics, Knotty. Love it!!!🥃🥃 I like your chorus team.
Thanks! They were happy to lend their howls to this very important project!
She's bummed out about all the grifting, she's gonna miss out on.
Well done. A happy little tune for a nasty subject.
Well, if you don’t laugh, you’ll certainly cry. :(
Poor Cricket… and poor billy goat.
@@knotheadusc Poor us, too.
RIP Cricket! 😭
Actions speak louder than good looks.
And she might have had good looks before she had that obvious work done. trump women seem to like their botox.
hopefully she’ll stay in the dog house forever
Absolutely right to the heart Kristi the killer of innocence and purity 👹 lets be glad that there are no unicorns around.
A big AROOO to the backup singers
What a beautiful voice. Am sure the dog and goat are both waiting for her on her last.
Thank you! I hope my beagles are playing with Cricket at the Rainbow Bridge.
Don't forget her daughter's 3 horses... she kills everything!
Advice to her kids .. Don't go hunting with mom..
That poor dog!
I know that's sick.
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
Puppy
Glacial Lakes Humane Society | Watertown, SD is accepting DONATIONS in Cricket's Memory
Thank you. I'll make sure to follow up.
Someone needs to do an animal welfare check on any other animals she's left alive, so far!!
Cricket got the last laugh ❤rest in peace.
oh my God...over here in Australia, I read about this and couldn't believe that she would include this in her book. Just couldn't believe it. What the hell is wrong with her? Did she think this would win friends...or votes?
Hope you're doing ok, my dear knothead!
Yes… it is truly disgusting, and the fact that she thought this story would appeal to anyone just shows how out of touch she really is with normal folks. I was very angry when I first heard about it, especially given the way she’s trying to spin it as a necessary action. I think I read that she’s now claiming the media is spinning it, and it’s “fake news”. It’s just horrible.
@@knotheadusc Well, it's out there now and it's not "The Media"...she wrote the bloody book, not the media. She's a proper ghoul.
Ahhh ha, finally, an Aussie I can speak directly to.... this is all ya'lls fault.. how you ask... one word you down under trouble maker... Murdoch... that's it... ya'll sent the entire Murdoch clan over here to dumb down "Murca, in particular repub 'Murcans and they've done a masterful job... this Kristi woman is trying to prove her cruelty bona fides not only to trump but too the Murdochs... we're gonna git ya'll for what you've done ... this will not stand!!
@@knotheadusc Her words. No media spin.
Just. Her. Words.
@@Scottie_Sbut she's met leaders all over the world.....
If she's in the dog house, we're going to have a lotta new books about all the dogs that where in that dog house when she entered.
I am heartfully sorry that your "doggies" have died. I cannot even ask how Zane and Arran are doing. This song is ideal for easy-listening music that should be played in the business office! Lady, you got real class!❤
Aww.. thank you. Both Zane and Arran are missed. We lost them both to lymphoma, after mast cell cancer. Zane was about eleven when he passed in 2019. Arran was 14 when he died last year. We still have Noyzi, from Kosovo. He also joined in on the chorus, but he wasn’t around when we made the video with the beagles howling. We hope he will have a new friend from Kosovo soon… one he knew before we got him in 2020.
@@knotheadusc Have mercy! The "doggies" died. That is what it is all about. How is Noyzi doing? Like people, your dogs died young. Anyway, you are welcome. Since I was a child, I knew that Beagles are nice dogs [even better than a whole lot of people among us]. Thank you for typing to me.
Noyzi is doing great! He’s living his best life, in the lap of luxury. He was born a street dog, but has turned into the most wonderful family member.
Excellent! May you be comforted in your memories of your dogs!
Thank you! I'm so glad I videoed them howling so many times. It's coming in handy... and I sure do miss the sound of their voices.
I like the backing group to that song
There's no beating beagles when you need canine backup singers.
@@knotheadusc They did a great job
I have never before seen anyone end a promising career in one day.
It really reflects how out of touch she is with regular folks. She presented that story in her book as if it was a funny anecdote.
That was GREAT !!!!❤❤❤
She shot the goat because it smelled better than she did.
Snap! Lol!😂
OMG you're a real person & musician-not some conglomerate of any sort. This rocks my world!! pretty voice and funny af! I've played this song. hahaha.
Yes, I am a real person! Thanks for calling me a musician! That makes my day!
Great presentation on this song 🐕🐕🐕🐕 ;) sang very well 👌 ;) well done; not heard of this story. Thanks for bringing it to my attention ;) I have four dogs 🐕 🐕🐕🐕 Chelsea ; Ozzy ; Devon ; Charlie have a good week ❤️CQ
Thanks for listening... People probably don't deserve dogs. Mine is my best friend.
@@knotheadusc I have four best friends
Magaism corrupts.
“He was the picture of Joy, I hated that dog”
I like the dogs barking and howling during the yodel-break.
Thank you! So do I! They're better at yodeling than I am, and it really adds to the theme of the song. I sure miss those boys.
I gave this a "like" prior to watching. The title alone deserved it😊.
Thank you!
Love the Beagles!
RIP Cricket 👍🐕🤗
She really thought that this would not be mentioned or come up… after she self snitched in her own book? What a maroon! 😂
great performance and video, beautifully sung and fantastic sound, I enjoyed listening to it
greetings JP
Thanks, JP!
Brilliant!
I thoroughly enjoyed this!
I confess I prefer my politicians to be as dull as dishwater. Men and women who put their countries before politiques, who are practical, honest, effective at getting legislation passed. They can’t ever control the winds, but know how to sail.
Noem is one of a class of politicians whose biographies are crafted by writers who worked for WWF. Her life story is invented.
I really miss the days when I found politics and politicians boring. But, on the upside, at least my creativity is fueled by their shenanigans.
Where's John Wick when you need him?
Kristi Nome Is Pure Evil 😈
I agree! She is not very bright, either.
Justice for Cricket!
This song should be country music at its finest.
Bow wow...I wanted to live!!
Dog house or Outhouse I don't care as long as it's not the White House!! No respect for life
Remember Kristi, all dogs wait for us over the rainbow bridge. Maybe goats and horses too.
Noem offered a cost-saving “Seniors Plan,” that creates high-rise Nursing home communities & gravel pits.
A spokesperson proudly stated, “We expect the cost savings by eliminating elevators will save millions!”
Dayum!
All good in the sticks, national stage, don't fly!
Not good in the sticks, either. Many rural people have evolved from that mindset.
She's beyond mean.
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
Great job Sister!!👏👏👏
Of the 9 Reseravtions there are in South Dakota , so far the American Indians have banned her from 7 that i know about .
7 Of 9, is that a deliberate Star Trek refence ?
Awesome
Actually, it's a travesty, that is, a satirical take on a specific work, Buddy Jones' "I'm in the Doghouse Now." (1939). But also political satire as a comical look at a specific political figure or event. (NB: The Jimmie Rodgers version is a direct lift from Buddy Jones.)
Excellent.
Thank you!
She found out where the bottom is
😂😂 ... love it. Subscribed!
We can only imagine what this monster did to her children.
That thought crossed my mind.
This is in highest tradition of parity and yes i love working dogs👍
Well done! You have a lovely voice, despite the nasty subject matter.
Thank you very much! This is the first video I’ve done that has really been noticed. My more pleasant songs are not as interesting to the masses!
$$$ is there a mortgage payment on that face $$$
🎱All that plastic surgery, for what?
💙💙💙👏👏👏
Subscribed !!
Well done! Yep, Kristi’s in the doghouse now, and her goose is cooked.
😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏
So true, keep up the great work
Well done. Really enjoyed it.
Oh, I am so delighted to see you drop by. I love your channel! Thank you for the vote of approval!
#RIPCricket
one of my cows has eyelashes just like her
Oh what the world is about to become…
Kristi certainly has her finger on the pulse of America. This sort of thing happens on farms, where life is a commodity.l No, thanks. My beef comes in plastic.
Even my very conservative relatives were horrified.
Why didnt she call Cory Luindusky? He cudda helped her outta this mess.😊 Lol
The truth always rises to the top.
Cool song but you forgot the yodeling .
No, I didn’t forget. The beagles did that part for me.
LOVE IY
Wow beautiful video 😍😍😍😍
Thanks!
Psycho Noem!
A good lesson for Noem would be a week spent on each of those reservations that she's been banned from. Alone and without a dog to protect her. OR maybe there should be a dog. An armed dog.
What an all-time loser.
Magabilie
Had several pups in my life. How can anybody shoot their most loyal furry companions.
I know... It's absolutely horrific. I couldn't do it.
LOL!
City Slickers.
Nope.
You parody was amazing. When I first heard what this 'lady' had done I was appalled - my opinion has not changed one iota. Has Noem never heard of rehoming? In the UK if you can't get to your nearest rehoming centre (mine is about 30 miles away), you can call the RSPCA and they will come to you (I'm pretty certain that would include collecting a goat). I don't like her, and as she is a Trump fan I dislike her even more. Did you know only (I think) 3 POTUS had not owned a dog and Trump is one of them. I posted your parody on my Facebook page - I hope that was OK.
Hi! It’s fine if you want to share the parody. I’m glad you enjoyed it. I actually live in Germany, but I am from the USA. There are many rescues in the USA, and even though this incident happened 20 or so years ago, there were rescues back then, too. Personally, I think Noem is just someone who loves guns. She bragged to the National Rifle Association about how her toddler aged granddaughter already has a shotgun and a rifle, along with a pony named Sparkles. I hope that pony never pisses off Granny.
I don’t like Trump, either. That’s why I made a parody about him yesterday. LOL
@@knotheadusc You live in Germany. I worked in Stuttgart for a while and before that on a barge that went to 6 German ports extoling the virtues of DEC computers. Before that I worked in Strasburg. French and German (actually Alsatian). It was odd. On the radio phone in each would talk to one another one in Alsatian and the reply being in French.
Great job! Our governor SUCKS!!
Say what you want about her, but at 53, she's a major fox!
Surgery has come a long way…..but it can’t hide the evil inside.
I think she's evil!!!
Noam is creep. Who shoots a puppy
I felt the need to take the piss again….
Remember when America wanted to crucify Michael Vick for dog fighting, the hypocrisy is real in America 🤣😂🤣😂
And they hate her for shooting her dog. Where's the hypocrisy?
The State Attorney’s office needs to press charges against her. Since when is it perfectly fine for a person t9 kill a dog for no reason?
Unfortunately, it’s totally legal in South Dakota. Or it was when it happened.
Also the AG of SD is probably her cohort
Poor puppy, sorry your life came to such a horrible end!!! VOTE BLUE AMERICANS!!!!
Traditionally a bad dog gets "put to sleep", I'd expect the same for any animal, I've never successfully hunted anything but I respect those that do, especially the ranchers who love and raise their animals and take the personal responsibility for slaughtering them, I imagine a tearful moment and refuse to accuse, but rather respect instead. I highly doubt she got any thrill from it, just a bunch of ninny goat cry babies critizing things they don't have to deal with.
You obviously haven’t read her book. I did. She wasn’t sad at all. She was “livid”.
There are no BAD dogs just BAD OWNERS
Whenever a dog attacks people, the owner has an obligation to their community, you probably would think more about that if your loved ones, or their children were attacked by a dog with a history of biting people, lawsuits can testify, if your dog is this angry animal and your being sued, or your neighbors are being attacked, who you gonna call ? What do you think the city will order for the dog and owner ?
Wake up prople these things happen all the time in ranches and farms it's nothing new she did nothing wrong
It was 100 percent Noem’s fault that the dog got the chickens. She took her negligence out on two animals that day because she was embarrassed. It’s in her book. I spent a good portion of my life working on a farm. There was NO NEED for her to shoot those animals.
No they don't. Crazy cult and Amish farms maybe, but rarely.
Most people are decent enough not to flaunt it in a book. MAGA cult is violent, ignorant, hard hearted & destructive. Look 👀 at the brutal insurrection!
Sorry, but no. And even tons of Republicans who might have otherwise supported Gov. Noem find her account of how and why she killed Cricket to be appalling. Stop trying to excuse the inexcusable, m'kay?
Doing what Dawgs do.😮 Thanks!
Buffalo Barbie is pathetic!!
I have no arguments!
Farmers and ranchers do these things everyday the DOG was not a puppy! I back her 110% she did nothing wrong like pres.Trump
Humane and intelligent farmers and ranchers don't take their animals to gravel pits and shoot them because they HATE them. Kristi Noem failed to properly restrain or train her bird dog, and then was horrified when the BIRD dog attacked chickens. I read Kristi's book. She was NEGLIGENT. That dog died because she didn't put her in a kennel, and left her unrestrained in the back of her truck. She actually hoped the dog would jump out and run away. That is irresponsible, cruel, and negligent. She has a lot in common with Trump, who is also irresponsible, cruel, and negligent.
Hey! I don't think that particulat "Barbie" should be anywhere near a buffalo! Or a bison!