Jesus: knock knock. Human: Who's there? Jesus: Jesus. Open the door and let me in. I want to save you. Human: Save me from what? Jesus: What I'm going to do to you if you don't open the door and let me in!
Fun but inaccurate, at least for some human beings. Very few drug addicts ever responded, "Save me from what?" They know. Some want salvation from that addiction and some don't. Some achieve that freedom and some don't.
I'm sitting here screaming in my head "PLEASE STOP LETTING JON GET ON THE LINE" and Johnny says "Listen Jon no one really likes it when... you call", what a hero
I love Johnny. He's the nicest guy. Or at least it seems so. He's witty and smart. He'll fuck your shit up in the most low key way. And he knows all the things about Star Trek and Lord of the Rings.
Jon: "The government isn't allowed to tell *ME* what to do with *MY* body, but they *HAVE* to tell *YOU* what to do with *YOUR* body" "Why is everyone laughing at me"
Callers of the week: 5:44 Michael - Conciousness outside of life. 29:04 Arnold - Argues for the probability that God exists. 53:53 Jimmy - 'Do you think being rational naturally leads you to atheism?' 1:11:55 Jon - Argues for pro-life. 1:22:42 Otari - Has a cosmological theological argument for God. 1:32:28 Nick - Asks if the hosts believe Jesus was completely fabricated or a real person.
Really liked Nick's call. Not only does it have Johnny at his best but Nick both listen and acknowledges what is said, and answers uncomfortable questions. That is pretty rare.
I've been wanting to see her on tAE since I first learned of her some months back. I'm very happy about it... her public persona is a precious commodity.
I haven't had the pleasure of listening to Emma on the show until today. Very well spoken young lady and she handled herself very well! I look forward to seeing Emma tackle this show again. I am now subscribed to her channel. Best of luck Emma!
@@AtheistReligionIsCancer After re-reading your question you do appear to be asking me to "mention one single atheist" that I actually know to you, who does not create or use PDF's? How many atheists do you know? Why do you feel that I would know anything about these atheists that you might know? Do you feel that I should know if any of my atheist friends have not created PDF files? This appears to be a strange question, so it appears that you are not making yourself clear. I appreciate that English may not be your first language, or that you are simply of an age where you are still in primary school (grade school) as your question was phrased in a way that it truly made no sense at all. Your grammar was definitely out of kilter. You seemed to want a name of an atheist, so this would be a person, i.e a sentient human being, who is not a PDF file. A PDF file is a Portable Document Format file, which is an electronic file format, which is not a sentient being. So an atheist absolutely could not be a PDF file. I know very little about theists, maybe they are not sentient beings, as they may simply be controlled by a god, and therefore could absolutely be PDF files, It may even be likely that the world is full of theistic PDF files, billions of them, who knows? If you could ask a friend who's ability with the English language is better, or maybe ask your mom to proof read what you are putting in these messages, and correct your errors, I may be able to correctly understand your question. Have yourself a blessed day.
People like that only watch or listen to feed their ego and bias. Completely unable or willing to challenge anything outside their worldview! Sad but True!😢
The Atheist humanist on these threads are a prime example of people not being able to distinguish between what they believe in faith and what they believe because it's proven by the scientific method. The Atheist humanist believes if one of their cult leaders tells them something while wearing a white lab coat this equates to it being proven by the scientific method.
@@HumanistAreDictators Not true, a humanist believes the world is a natural place, with no supernatural side, and that science and reason provide the best guide to understanding reality.
I love Jobnny’s P’s pacing. Great reining in of side quests and wonderful “I’m hanging up now” moments. And both of you are just so thoughtful and kind in your responses. Firm, yes. Pointed questions, yes. But never ramping up tensions or anger. So cool to watch. Emma is also the coolest new host. Love seeing her on here!!
@@digbycrankshaft7572 Born in Berkeley, California, in 1929, Le Guin began publishing science fiction in the early 1960s and within ten years was acknowledged as one of the most important writers in the genre, particularly with the publication of A Wizard of Earthsea (1968), The Left Hand of Darkness. You could have Googled that in 4 seconds. Why are people who have comperes saying such dumbass things?
1:20:20 So recently in Florida(I think) a women was carrying a fetus with a death sentence. She was denied an abortion, was given a letter why. This human was definitely going to die months from now. One of the side effects is low amniotic fluid reducing shock absorption. The other side effect was a 4 or 5 year old kid asking about Mom’s belly and all the other weird behaviors and needing to explain that mess. You know, “Mommy is pregnant with your brother but he is going to die shortly after I go through a child birth, and hopefully but I don’t think they did give her a c section. Hours later Jesus didn’t heal the baby and it died due to a genetic issue that had been know about for months. The couple thought about going out of state but with those, “turn your neighbor in for a reward, or possible criminal act and……” She was forced to do something she shouldn’t have had to do.
last week some christian told me the 9 year girl who was raped and become pregnant should not have been allowed an abortion.....l called him sick and inhumane.....10 minutes later youtube told me i had been reported about my comment and received a warning
That is so so sad to read 😭😭. What a shame usa is so fare behind developing a good stabile contry. We have had free abortion in denmark now for little over 50 years, and at this point in time its hardly used anymore
Arnold says he's not promoting a particular God yet he uses pascal wager and talks about going to hell which not all religions or Gods promote. Then a few minutes later admits he's a Christian . ( of course.)
@@BaronVonQuiply awesome, but I can't come up with something that wouldn't offend a lot of people... The pun would be "crown of Thornes" so...(yes I'm still aware I've typed out enough to draw heat... Eh 🤷🏼♀️)
@@ChymicalEVV How about _"I got in a boxing match with Mike Tyson, but he had to quit early because a tendon in his back was Thorne"_ Actually.... that didn't really apply.
If you have the 1 kidney in the world that could save the best person to have ever lived, they cannot take it from you without consent. Yet they can force you to host another living thing for 9 months and put yourself at risk of death should things go wrong at birth. It is insane.
you remember the "Religions of the world" tshirts? Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit. Zen - What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism - This shit keeps happening over and over and over... Catholicism - If shit happens, you deserve it. (there were normally like 10+ but those are the ones I remember)
i LOVED this show - these two hosts together are fantastic! And yes - the LINE OF LINES from THE BOOK OF JOHNNY ""Listen Jon no one really likes it when... you call" - Preach brother, preach...
Theist: I just read a book on quantum mechanics. Me: And you choose to misinterpret what you read how? Believers misusing concepts like entanglement as evidence for God will never not be funny to me.
Every caller should be asked: If you had lived in Jesus' neighborhood all those years ago, do you think you would have believed that he was the son of God? That's about all we need to concern ourselves with.
Or would he have been just another one of many of those "crazy" apocalyptic preachers like Amphifilus. If Jesus even actually existed. Some historians think he was just an amalgamation of those multiple prophets of the time. His story was told at least 40 years after his "death" and after one of the longest games of 📞. So I'm sure it's 100% based on fact. 🤣😂
@@CarlHobson-zm2gk He’s not asking if Christians existed. Your “point” missed his by a wide margin. You might try actually addressing the question before doing a victory dance.
Carla Hobson was always dropping clangers Trying to match the AXP haranguers Who were having their sports Watching Carla's shorts Get tangled in her keester-bangers!
@@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 "Don't think this account will last long." Yeah, he needs to be reported over and over... People like that have obvious mental issues and I do worry that he is TOO OBSESSED with talk about kids and sex...
🎶 "It's party time now in the Tower of Babel. Sodom meet Gomorrah. Cain meet Abel. Have a ball, all y'all. See the lechers crawl with the call girls under the table. Watch them dig their graves. Cause Jesus don't save the guys, In the Tower of Babel. Watch them dig their graves. Cause Jesus don't save the guys, In the Tower of Babel. No, no, no." 🎶 ......Elton John/Bernie Taupin "Tower of Babel".
It made sense for our prehistoric ancestors to worship the sun and be fearful of thunder and lightning much more than modern man to worship some supernatural deity
"Therefore cod"??....... that's a red herring!! It would take a sturgeon to dissect out from the lox and lox of contrary evidence any association.......and, I refuse to flounder anymore!!
Is this the first time Emma has been on the show? Haven't seen her on here before, but I do know her, and she does amazing work, so this is going to be interesting.
Emma is here? I was not informed. What a pleasant surprise 🎉 What was less than pleasant was that first call, which seemed a bunch of incredulity & surface-level scientific understanding, backed up by "they say" and quotes from famous people. In fact the first two calls seem based in overthinking purported proofs and underthinking the current state of evidence in the fields addressed. Perennial Jimmy, perennially shilling for tripping balls as a mystical experience & Johns Hopkins studies supporting it as a third chapter of "X is rad, god is real". The beginnings of his calls may differ but the end is always the same. And then there's all-star John from Canada, holder of the most regressive possible take on basically everything. I thought this show was done with this living example of Poe's Law.
@@robertmiller9735 Its much more than a suspection, its a fact for many of them. Theyre always making excuses for their superheros horrid behavior. And the number one excuse is " hes God he can do what ever he wants"
Here's another gem from our favorite train engineer @RickLambert963. He's going to delete his comment once he realizes how bonkers his claim is: "This channel has a gate keeping bot masquerading as several different avatar name. If you say there is God, that's a concept. If you say there's no God, that's a concept also. My message is that spiritualism and materialism should have died long ago, they are both parts of the veil."
I love Johnny's last point about Bullfinch's Mythology, because I think reading that at an early age (along with Aesop's Fables,) is precisely what inoculated me from religion. Christianity, and I mean in toto, the big picture, just doesn't sound like reality, it sounds like fiction, and not believable, modern fiction either, but transparent ancient fairy tales. They're Just-So Stories.
Michael kept talking about the "unbelievable [small] probability" of the first living cell but Emma and Johnny failed to remind him that the probability probability is 100%. The existence of life that all reproduces from other cells prove it. Why should we be surprised that abiogenesis occurred when the odds of it happening are 100%?
Michael also said in the very next breath, "Dawkins said probability arguments are moot". Makes a claim then tries to make the same point by misquoting Dawkins to say the exact opposite.
The evolution of religious behavior has very practical rationale to explain questions . Including adaptive social behaviors and the impact on the brains structure, logical thinking, fear, organization , identity, morals, culture, and curiosity. This is an incredibly simple and logical behavior. For primitive tribal people lacking science and global or universal knowledge.
*The post that @RickLambert963 keeps deleting... Have at it; it's not getting deleted now!* 👇 ~~~ _l am. We are. We're all made of stars. This universe is connected in a fashion Einstein called it spooky. Entangled. Instantaneous connection of everything within the universe. If there is "God" in this universe, we are that also. One sentient consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no death Life's an illusion. We are the imagination of ourselves._
Hey Rick the Spartan: Einstein was DENYING that connection when he talked about "spooky action at a distance", NOT agreeing with it. ☝️ So the expert you chose for your Appeal to Authority Fallacy was saying the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you attribute to him, and was thus declaring your claim to be bunk. Oops! 🤣🤣
Rick Lambert posts and runs away Fake engineer on a model railway Says he has POE coils And knows a few gargoyles But he always returns for another spray!
@@cjgt77 just because you're so easily emotionally triggered doesn't mean somebody else is trolling you. I thought you humanist like to go into invisible safe spaces when you become so emotionally triggered.
_Won't find me practising what I'm preaching_ _Won't find me making no sacrifice_ _But I can get you a pocketful of miracles_ _If you promise to be good, try to be nice_ _God will take good care of you_ _Just do as I say, not as I do_ -- from _Jesus He Knows Me_ by Genesis
omg just finished watch talk heathen and got super excited when they announced Emma is on AXP. And hosting with Johnny no less. looking forward to this.
I'm glad you clarified what the poly filler was because we do have polyfil but it is stuffed animal and cushion polyester filling so that is definitely not the same thing
Polyfilla is a brand name, in the UK anyway. It's mainly used by decorators for filling wee holes in walls or wherever. It comes ready mixed in a tube, or bigger tub (depending how much you need) or it comes in packets/ boxes of dry plaster that you mix with water yourself.
Heehee! Aye, but plaster, (mainly gypsum) pudding and biscuits are the correct words. You guys are responsible for making up alternative words for these things, innit? What do you guys call the dry powder that we correctly call plaster!? As I said, a painter/decorator uses it to fill in wee holes in walls etc before painting them but if the walls or ceilings are really bad then you need to get a plasterer in first to skim the whole lot, before the painter can get to work. It's a bit weird that I'm just getting a notification now about your reply when it was actually 4 months ago! How discomfobulous is that? Anyway, have a good one, ma bonnie quine!
"Those who can get you to accept absurdities, can get you to commit atrocities." - Voltaire There is only science and guessing. Science is merely testing guesses for reliability. Faith is just guessing.
I believe faith is a priori in logic. Logic is like building a house. You need a basic ground, not the foundation. The ground or the water or on the tree or in space, etc. More fundamental than the foundation. It's a priori that requires no reason nor national, or presupposition of what if. We all have it otherwise logic won't stand. Logic alone can't stand on its own by itself at its core. Its sort of to solipsism or similar to Einstein's relativism. So I've concluded. Story of Socrates. A friend's of Socrates told him that people are saying he's the smartest person in the city. So Socrates got up and went out to see if it's true. He went around to see smart people and asked them questions after questions. They had answered questions after question first but eventually at the end they had accept they didn't know. He told his friend that they all thought they knew but they didn't. But he said he knew already he didn't know so he was the the smartest person in the city after all. Something like that. So long as you know you don't know it's ok.
Nick - "god is incompressible, so let me tell you all about him." What if there really is a god, and she loves skeptics and very much dislikes groveling sycophants?
So just because we can't know everything, therefore we can't know anything? That logic would apply to people as well. I can't give you exhaustive knowledge about myself, or my family, let alone a God. That doesn't therefore mean that I can't know anything about myself, or my family, or God. It was a valiant effort no less.
@@BrooklynA785 If your argument is that "incomprehensible" means not having complete knowledge, then do you know everything about anything? Do you know everything about your spouse? Your parents? I think when people see "incomprehensible", it refers to you not being able to know anything. If you mean "incomprehensible" to mean that you can't know EVERYTHING, then there's not too much meaning to that word.
There was a time in our past evolution that if we found sugar we should eat every bit of it. That would help our survival because sugar is high in calories. Today, when sugar is cheap and plentiful, that same rule causes obesity and diabetes. Evolution only awards adaptations that are just good enough to reproduce and only in a specific environment. Those just good enough adaptations may be counterproductive in a different environment.
We have no idea if we're predisposed to believe in god. In order to find that out wed need to leave children entirely free from cultural baggage and influence. Which we cant. However there have been at least one isolated tribe that doesn't has religious beliefs of any kind.
Quantum entanglement therefore god, intelligent design therefore god. Michael like so many theists trying to use science to back up what at most other times they call a leap of faith.
@@369spartan Rick Lambert likes each of his own posts twice By using his spartan device No matter how much he smiled He was unloved as a child Now he lives in a fool's paradise
Jesus: knock knock.
Human: Who's there?
Jesus: Jesus. Open the door and let me in. I want to save you.
Human: Save me from what?
Jesus: What I'm going to do to you if you don't open the door and let me in!
Pretty much
Jesus is a vampire, confirmed
Fun but inaccurate, at least for some human beings. Very few drug addicts ever responded, "Save me from what?" They know. Some want salvation from that addiction and some don't. Some achieve that freedom and some don't.
@@theboombodyyour imaginary omnipotent friend won't help you with addiction.
Thinking god will help is the same as thinking more drugs will help
@@paulthepainter2366to be fair, thinking that a god will help you overcome addiction can be more reasonably likened to the placebo effect.
I'm sitting here screaming in my head "PLEASE STOP LETTING JON GET ON THE LINE" and Johnny says "Listen Jon no one really likes it when... you call", what a hero
He also pops up in the comments, with the same attitude, only worse, as he can hate more freely here.
I love Johnny. He's the nicest guy. Or at least it seems so. He's witty and smart. He'll fuck your shit up in the most low key way. And he knows all the things about Star Trek and Lord of the Rings.
@@cleanapanna3537there is nobody better at making someone look foolish in the most respectful way possible. He’s a very witty guy.
@@cleanapanna3537 He's a silver-tongued assassin. Love his deadpan executions. And yes, strong nerd points with him too.
The timbre of his voice is infinately irritating.
Jon: "The government isn't allowed to tell *ME* what to do with *MY* body, but they *HAVE* to tell *YOU* what to do with *YOUR* body"
"Why is everyone laughing at me"
Callers of the week:
5:44 Michael - Conciousness outside of life.
29:04 Arnold - Argues for the probability that God exists.
53:53 Jimmy - 'Do you think being rational naturally leads you to atheism?'
1:11:55 Jon - Argues for pro-life.
1:22:42 Otari - Has a cosmological theological argument for God.
1:32:28 Nick - Asks if the hosts believe Jesus was completely fabricated or a real person.
Thx so much!.
Really liked Nick's call. Not only does it have Johnny at his best but Nick both listen and acknowledges what is said, and answers uncomfortable questions. That is pretty rare.
They should pin your comment sp that people stop complaining about timestamps.
Thank you for posting these timestamps!
Thanks for your work in posting the time stamps! Much appreciated and here's a cupcake for you! 🧁
Seeing Emma on this show is priceless
I had to do a double take when I saw that lmao
I've been wanting to see her on tAE since I first learned of her some months back. I'm very happy about it... her public persona is a precious commodity.
Yay Emma is absolute fire breaking down skepticism, I follow her channel. About time axp has had her on again❤
Wait, "again"? Did I miss something?
I haven't had the pleasure of listening to Emma on the show until today. Very well spoken young lady and she handled herself very well! I look forward to seeing Emma tackle this show again. I am now subscribed to her channel. Best of luck Emma!
Emma has worked with Noah Lugeons and the gang on God Awful Movies, she gets about a bit in the atheist circles.
She has also done a few interviews/discussions with Dr. Bart Ehrman and some magnificent demolitions of Kent Hovind... and his 'PhD'.
Emma has a long standing youtube channel she is awesome.
Emma is awesome
@@AtheistReligionIsCancer After re-reading your question you do appear to be asking me to "mention one single atheist" that I actually know to you, who does not create or use PDF's?
How many atheists do you know?
Why do you feel that I would know anything about these atheists that you might know?
Do you feel that I should know if any of my atheist friends have not created PDF files? This appears to be a strange question, so it appears that you are not making yourself clear.
I appreciate that English may not be your first language, or that you are simply of an age where you are still in primary school (grade school) as your question was phrased in a way that it truly made no sense at all. Your grammar was definitely out of kilter. You seemed to want a name of an atheist, so this would be a person, i.e a sentient human being, who is not a PDF file. A PDF file is a Portable Document Format file, which is an electronic file format, which is not a sentient being. So an atheist absolutely could not be a PDF file. I know very little about theists, maybe they are not sentient beings, as they may simply be controlled by a god, and therefore could absolutely be PDF files, It may even be likely that the world is full of theistic PDF files, billions of them, who knows?
If you could ask a friend who's ability with the English language is better, or maybe ask your mom to proof read what you are putting in these messages, and correct your errors, I may be able to correctly understand your question.
Have yourself a blessed day.
I never expected to see Emma here, that’s pretty cool
Well, Matt's gone, so...
SAME!
She's been on a few aca programs.
The first caller was a prime example of “a little knowledge is a dangerous thing”.
People like that only watch or listen to feed their ego and bias. Completely unable or willing to challenge anything outside their worldview!
Sad but True!😢
Last seen having a conversation with an ants nest, because it is obviously conscious.
Clearly a top left Dunning-Kruger
The Atheist humanist on these threads are a prime example of people not being able to distinguish between what they believe in faith and what they believe because it's proven by the scientific method.
The Atheist humanist believes if one of their cult leaders tells them something while wearing a white lab coat this equates to it being proven by the scientific method.
@@HumanistAreDictators Not true, a humanist believes the world is a natural place, with no supernatural side, and that science and reason provide the best guide to understanding reality.
God's slogan has always been "Obey me, or I'll kill you and burn you forever because I love you!"
Aw that's sweet. ❤
I refuse to listen to a muti-billion dollar playboy vigilante!
😂😂🤣
I figured "nicely summarized". I counted to gauge efficiency.
That's, um...14 words.
LOL
I love Jobnny’s P’s pacing. Great reining in of side quests and wonderful “I’m hanging up now” moments. And both of you are just so thoughtful and kind in your responses. Firm, yes. Pointed questions, yes. But never ramping up tensions or anger. So cool to watch.
Emma is also the coolest new host. Love seeing her on here!!
Finding Emma on AXP is like going to your sci fi book club meeting and finding Ursala k LeGuin there.
Thankfully Emma is still alive.
RIP LeGuin
Love this analogy!!!❤
Literally no idea who that is.
@@digbycrankshaft7572 Born in Berkeley, California, in 1929, Le Guin began publishing science fiction in the early 1960s and within ten years was acknowledged as one of the most important writers in the genre, particularly with the publication of A Wizard of Earthsea (1968), The Left Hand of Darkness.
You could have Googled that in 4 seconds. Why are people who have comperes saying such dumbass things?
1:20:20 So recently in Florida(I think) a women was carrying a fetus with a death sentence.
She was denied an abortion, was given a letter why.
This human was definitely going to die months from now. One of the side effects is low amniotic fluid reducing shock absorption.
The other side effect was a 4 or 5 year old kid asking about Mom’s belly and all the other weird behaviors and needing to explain that mess.
You know, “Mommy is pregnant with your brother but he is going to die shortly after I go through a child birth, and hopefully but I don’t think they did give her a c section.
Hours later Jesus didn’t heal the baby and it died due to a genetic issue that had been know about for months.
The couple thought about going out of state but with those, “turn your neighbor in for a reward, or possible criminal act and……”
She was forced to do something she shouldn’t have had to do.
last week some christian told me the 9 year girl who was raped and become pregnant should not have been allowed an abortion.....l called him sick and inhumane.....10 minutes later youtube told me i had been reported about my comment and received a warning
That is so so sad to read 😭😭.
What a shame usa is so fare behind developing a good stabile contry.
We have had free abortion in denmark now for little over 50 years, and at this point in time its hardly used anymore
I just found emma’s channel the other day and like the content. So glad Emma is on one of my favorite shows!
Arnold says he's not promoting a particular God yet he uses pascal wager and talks about going to hell which not all religions or Gods promote.
Then a few minutes later admits he's a Christian .
( of course.)
What I heard reading between the lines was "I'm not able to defend my faith so I'll just pretend I'm a deist."
Emma is a Thorne that you want to have on your side.
_"Every Rose has its Thorne"_
@@BaronVonQuiply awesome, but I can't come up with something that wouldn't offend a lot of people... The pun would be "crown of Thornes" so...(yes I'm still aware I've typed out enough to draw heat... Eh 🤷🏼♀️)
@@ChymicalEVV How about _"I got in a boxing match with Mike Tyson, but he had to quit early because a tendon in his back was Thorne"_
Actually.... that didn't really apply.
@@BaronVonQuiply you win! Now when my mind tries to get all superstitious I'll ascribe agency to you. Sorry Emma
@@BaronVonQuiply wait no, found this quote...
Love speaks in flowers. Truth speaks in Thornes
Oh Jon, It is my body and a fetus isn't a baby. I hope you stay mad. Johnny P Angel, you are the goat💪
And what about a miscarriage. Isn't that an abortion from God?
@@MrCanis4 1 of 4 pregnancies do not make it full term naturally. That is a hell of a lot of babies, way more than are manually aborted.
If you have the 1 kidney in the world that could save the best person to have ever lived, they cannot take it from you without consent. Yet they can force you to host another living thing for 9 months and put yourself at risk of death should things go wrong at birth. It is insane.
@@johnandersons
Pasquale's Gamble @ 25% odds.
That's one of the lies told by the supposed prolife another lie is there are proabortion people those don't exist.
God's slogan: Remember... it's YOUR fault.
you remember the "Religions of the world" tshirts?
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit.
Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism - This shit keeps happening over and over and over...
Catholicism - If shit happens, you deserve it.
(there were normally like 10+ but those are the ones I remember)
Original sin is the control people with guilt. Catholics are given the heaviest guilt trip.
🤣 Johnny P to Jon from Canada: "Nobody likes it when you call" 🤣🤣 100% deserved response
Emma! It's good to see you here! Love your channel, and I'm excited for this episode!
i LOVED this show - these two hosts together are fantastic! And yes - the LINE OF LINES from THE BOOK OF JOHNNY ""Listen Jon no one really likes it when... you call" - Preach brother, preach...
Jon: "The woman chose to make the baby." It's sad that Jon doesn't know how sex works. Poor guy!
Yeah, and like the guy she slept with had NOTHING to do with it whatsoever. 🤣😂🤣😂
Women are God and can simply will things into being apparently.
Theist: I just read a book on quantum mechanics.
Me: And you choose to misinterpret what you read how?
Believers misusing concepts like entanglement as evidence for God will never not be funny to me.
A little more stuff to entangle their mind. I am sure there is a verse in the Hollow Fable. I can do all things with a verse quoted out of context.
Jon: 'All of these examples are hypothetical and do not affect me, so i'm ok with them.'
It's a very powerful disclaimer clause.
Slogan:
"Divinely Inept: Embracing Chaos, One Miracle at a Time!"
Lol beautiful way to handle Jon. Expose his idiocy and move on because anything further is a waste of time. Well done 👏👏👏
Every caller should be asked: If you had lived in Jesus' neighborhood all those years ago, do you think you would have believed that he was the son of God? That's about all we need to concern ourselves with.
Or would he have been just another one of many of those "crazy" apocalyptic preachers like Amphifilus. If Jesus even actually existed. Some historians think he was just an amalgamation of those multiple prophets of the time. His story was told at least 40 years after his "death" and after one of the longest games of 📞. So I'm sure it's 100% based on fact. 🤣😂
No point in asking that. Most are unlikely to be capable of considering the question honestly.
@CarlHobson-zm2gk you're
@@CarlHobson-zm2gk He’s not asking if Christians existed. Your “point” missed his by a wide margin. You might try actually addressing the question before doing a victory dance.
Carla Hobson was always dropping clangers
Trying to match the AXP haranguers
Who were having their sports
Watching Carla's shorts
Get tangled in her keester-bangers!
Really fun to see Emma on too. Loved this combo.
Jon, you should be forced by your government to donate ALL your organs. While you are alive.
Except the brain, of course
Love Emma smart and a strong human being!
watched a few of her videos so very much looking forward to watching this later today
she was excellent.....great pairing with johnie
Yeah? How much can she press?
@@tomasverner5354lol
Michael never cracked a biology book and is prepared to reject all things he never studied.
The moment he admitted he wasn’t a scientist, I actually laughed out loud.
@@Heathen.Deity.😊😊
😊😊
Any being worthy of worship would neither require nor desire it.
Lovely seeing Emma on the show, like her channel, 👏
God's slogan: Come for the rapture, stay for the baby head bashing!
Are you sure? I thought the slogan should be "I was invented by theism".
@@HumanistAreDictators WTF is wrong with you...
Reported....
@@t800fantasm2amon Kenny isn't very subtle. Don't think this account will last long.
@@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 "Don't think this account will last long."
Yeah, he needs to be reported over and over...
People like that have obvious mental issues and I do worry that he is TOO OBSESSED with talk about kids and sex...
@@t800fantasm2A pot seems to have gone away.
Watching it now, great show so far. Emma and Johnny are great.
God slogan: 'Maybe he's born with it. maybe it's make-believe'
Your comment legit made me spit soda. I actually literally laughed out loud
The probability that the universe exists as it is, is exactly 100%.
I absolutely love to hear Christians invoke quantum physics and then demonstrate that they know nothing at all about quantum physics 😂
I've actually never seen a Christian evoke physics and ever know what they are talking about, period. 😂😊
A quantum leap of faith plastered with a tube of god-of-the-gaps-filler.
FTL communication = god?
Ok
Exactly
He thinks he knows something about cosmology and biology as well, oh, and probability and statistics also.
Yay! Emma is the best.
Ffs, could this show possibly get any better?!?!? Great pairing of hosts!
God's Slogan: Making communication difficult since the tower of babel.
🎶 "It's party time now in the Tower of Babel.
Sodom meet Gomorrah.
Cain meet Abel.
Have a ball, all y'all.
See the lechers crawl with the call girls under the table.
Watch them dig their graves.
Cause Jesus don't save the guys,
In the Tower of Babel.
Watch them dig their graves.
Cause Jesus don't save the guys,
In the Tower of Babel.
No, no, no." 🎶
......Elton John/Bernie Taupin "Tower of Babel".
It made sense for our prehistoric ancestors to worship the sun and be fearful of thunder and lightning much more than modern man to worship some supernatural deity
Michael's argument is a version of "look at the trees". Improbability/ Quantum entanglement is so amazing therefore cod.
"Therefore cod"??....... that's a red herring!! It would take a sturgeon to dissect out from the lox and lox of contrary evidence any association.......and, I refuse to flounder anymore!!
Soles exist therefore cod.
He wanted people to think he's smart. He was fishing for a compliment.
God's Slogan: "If it's good, I did it! If it's bad, it was the other guy!"
in the bible god killed millions but the devil only an handful but even those when ordered by the big man
God's Slogan: " Convincing mere mortals to do my dirty work ever since Exodus! "
Is this the first time Emma has been on the show? Haven't seen her on here before, but I do know her, and she does amazing work, so this is going to be interesting.
I think she might have been on with Christy.
Awesome to see Emma on TAE! Welcome!
Emma is here? I was not informed. What a pleasant surprise 🎉
What was less than pleasant was that first call, which seemed a bunch of incredulity & surface-level scientific understanding, backed up by "they say" and quotes from famous people.
In fact the first two calls seem based in overthinking purported proofs and underthinking the current state of evidence in the fields addressed.
Perennial Jimmy, perennially shilling for tripping balls as a mystical experience & Johns Hopkins studies supporting it as a third chapter of "X is rad, god is real". The beginnings of his calls may differ but the end is always the same.
And then there's all-star John from Canada, holder of the most regressive possible take on basically everything. I thought this show was done with this living example of Poe's Law.
Slogan for God: Narcissism is justified when you're omnipotent!
I suspect they actually believe that.
@@robertmiller9735 I'm absolutely certain that some theists do believe it. I used to.
@@robertmiller9735
Its much more than a suspection, its a fact for many of them.
Theyre always making excuses for their superheros
horrid behavior. And the number one excuse is
" hes God he can do what ever he wants"
Omg Emma! I love her catch phrase: IT’S EMMIN’ TIME!
And then she totally Emmed all over and it was awesome!
God's slogan: "I've been Satan Fakin' ever since I gave Job Leprosy!"
Fantastic show as always.
Keep up the great work.
Peace Love Empathy From Australia 🇦🇺👍🥰
have you watched any of the pre 2010 episodes ?
Here's another gem from our favorite train engineer @RickLambert963. He's going to delete his comment once he realizes how bonkers his claim is:
"This channel has a gate keeping bot masquerading as several different avatar name. If you say there is God, that's a concept. If you say there's no God, that's a concept also. My message is that spiritualism and materialism should have died long ago, they are both parts of the veil."
Oh boy Arnold, it sure is hard to have a coherent discussion, isn't it buddy?
When Arnold said "my high school career"that pretty much told me all .
Being less coked up before calling would probably help.
“Like such as” 😂😂😂
Johnny you’re the best!
I love Johnny's last point about Bullfinch's Mythology, because I think reading that at an early age (along with Aesop's Fables,) is precisely what inoculated me from religion. Christianity, and I mean in toto, the big picture, just doesn't sound like reality, it sounds like fiction, and not believable, modern fiction either, but transparent ancient fairy tales. They're Just-So Stories.
Michael kept talking about the "unbelievable [small] probability" of the first living cell but Emma and Johnny failed to remind him that the probability probability is 100%. The existence of life that all reproduces from other cells prove it. Why should we be surprised that abiogenesis occurred when the odds of it happening are 100%?
exactly
Michael also said in the very next breath, "Dawkins said probability arguments are moot". Makes a claim then tries to make the same point by misquoting Dawkins to say the exact opposite.
Avocado pits?? I’ve heard they are somewhat important in the growth of more avocados. 🤷♀️
Yay Emma! Can't wait to watch!
Slogan: first you feel shameful , so you can feel special
Gods slogan: "Hate what you create"
AKA-- beat your meat
“I’m gonna let you go John, because no one really likes it when you call” 🤣🤣☠️
Oh, Emma! So good to see her on AXP!
"You're chomping at the bit"
"...champing"
"I know--I knew it!"
😂😂😂
First caller canceled his entire argument out when he stated the second Dawkins quote.
The evolution of religious behavior has very practical rationale to explain questions . Including adaptive social behaviors and the impact on the brains structure, logical thinking, fear, organization , identity, morals, culture, and curiosity. This is an incredibly simple and logical behavior. For primitive tribal people lacking science and global or universal knowledge.
God's slogan: Not creating universes since 13.7 billion years.
Emma is so pleasant. I have sen her channel. Also, such a good combo of wholesome hosts. :)
*The post that @RickLambert963 keeps deleting... Have at it; it's not getting deleted now!* 👇
~~~
_l am. We are. We're all made of stars. This universe is connected in a fashion Einstein called it spooky. Entangled. Instantaneous connection of everything within the universe. If there is "God" in this universe, we are that also. One sentient consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no death Life's an illusion. We are the imagination of ourselves._
Hey Rick the Spartan: Einstein was DENYING that connection when he talked about "spooky action at a distance", NOT agreeing with it.
☝️ So the expert you chose for your Appeal to Authority Fallacy was saying the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you attribute to him, and was thus declaring your claim to be bunk.
Oops! 🤣🤣
Rick Lambert posts and runs away
Fake engineer on a model railway
Says he has POE coils
And knows a few gargoyles
But he always returns for another spray!
@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 another reality denier that has to cherry pick quotes.
I'm shocked
@@mactallica9293 I just love it when Christians quote Einstein to defend their beliefs. 👈 My favourite! 🤣
@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 you should step into the flat earth community.
They mis quote Einstein constantly
23:30 "I am severely misinformed and uneducated on the subject of quantum mechanics - and scientific inquiries in general" is all I heard.
Entangled particles don’t reverse when one is flipped… maybe try an argument relating to rocket surgery before you attempt quantum mechanics.
Love seeing Emma on the show 💖
@@HumanistAreDictators, poor attempt at trolling.
@@cjgt77 I don't understand your accusation.of trolling
@@HumanistAreDictators, of course a troll would say that.
@@cjgt77 just because you're so easily emotionally triggered doesn't mean somebody else is trolling you.
I thought you humanist like to go into invisible safe spaces when you become so emotionally triggered.
@@HumanistAreDictators, why do you trolls hate being called trolls?
Emma is a great addition < 3
John “it’s not my body, it’s the baby’s, I’m just carrying it.”
I have never wanted to punch a man more than I do in this moment.
God's Slogan: "Do as I say, not as I do"
_Won't find me practising what I'm preaching_
_Won't find me making no sacrifice_
_But I can get you a pocketful of miracles_
_If you promise to be good, try to be nice_
_God will take good care of you_
_Just do as I say, not as I do_
-- from _Jesus He Knows Me_ by Genesis
omg just finished watch talk heathen and got super excited when they announced Emma is on AXP. And hosting with Johnny no less. looking forward to this.
I'm glad you clarified what the poly filler was because we do have polyfil but it is stuffed animal and cushion polyester filling so that is definitely not the same thing
Polyfilla is a brand name, in the UK anyway. It's mainly used by decorators for filling wee holes in walls or wherever.
It comes ready mixed in a tube, or bigger tub (depending how much you need) or it comes in packets/ boxes of dry plaster that you mix with water yourself.
In coding, a polyfill is a bit of code that fixes a bug or incompatibility in a quick and dirty fashion.
@@jonstrummer6930 plaster?? You Brits and your strange words like biscuits meaning cookies and pudding meaning all forms of desserts.
@@scottjohnson7248 interesting
Heehee!
Aye, but plaster, (mainly gypsum) pudding and biscuits are the correct words. You guys are responsible for making up alternative words for these things, innit?
What do you guys call the dry powder that we correctly call plaster!?
As I said, a painter/decorator uses it to fill in wee holes in walls etc before painting them but if the walls or ceilings are really bad then you need to get a plasterer in first to skim the whole lot, before the painter can get to work.
It's a bit weird that I'm just getting a notification now about your reply when it was actually 4 months ago!
How discomfobulous is that?
Anyway, have a good one, ma bonnie quine!
I agree with the caller. Emma has a wonderful voice to listen to. I just love listening to her even when I disagree.
"Those who can get you to accept absurdities, can get you to commit atrocities." - Voltaire
There is only science and guessing. Science is merely testing guesses for reliability. Faith is just guessing.
I believe faith is a priori in logic. Logic is like building a house. You need a basic ground, not the foundation. The ground or the water or on the tree or in space, etc. More fundamental than the foundation. It's a priori that requires no reason nor national, or presupposition of what if. We all have it otherwise logic won't stand. Logic alone can't stand on its own by itself at its core. Its sort of to solipsism or similar to Einstein's relativism. So I've concluded.
Story of Socrates. A friend's of Socrates told him that people are saying he's the smartest person in the city. So Socrates got up and went out to see if it's true. He went around to see smart people and asked them questions after questions. They had answered questions after question first but eventually at the end they had accept they didn't know. He told his friend that they all thought they knew but they didn't. But he said he knew already he didn't know so he was the the smartest person in the city after all. Something like that.
So long as you know you don't know it's ok.
@@tTtt-ho3tqLay off the bong
Love Emma! 👍
Me, too! Has she ever appeared before? I don't recall, but maybe I missed one.
Slogan for god: 4000 years without destroying my creations.
Nick - "god is incompressible, so let me tell you all about him."
What if there really is a god, and she loves skeptics and very much dislikes groveling sycophants?
So just because we can't know everything, therefore we can't know anything? That logic would apply to people as well. I can't give you exhaustive knowledge about myself, or my family, let alone a God. That doesn't therefore mean that I can't know anything about myself, or my family, or God.
It was a valiant effort no less.
@@BrooklynA785 If your argument is that "incomprehensible" means not having complete knowledge, then do you know everything about anything? Do you know everything about your spouse? Your parents?
I think when people see "incomprehensible", it refers to you not being able to know anything. If you mean "incomprehensible" to mean that you can't know EVERYTHING, then there's not too much meaning to that word.
@@BrooklynA785 Are you gnostic, then, when it comes to this gh0d?
Mango pits are much worse than avocado pits.
Yeah, 'cause I like mangos but not avocados.😉
@@robertmiller9735 Truth.... Mangoes taste so damn good it almost makes me fall for the designer argument. Avocados? Eh, only in guacamole.
So pleased to see Emma on the team
great to see emma
There was a time in our past evolution that if we found sugar we should eat every bit of it. That would help our survival because sugar is high in calories. Today, when sugar is cheap and plentiful, that same rule causes obesity and diabetes. Evolution only awards adaptations that are just good enough to reproduce and only in a specific environment. Those just good enough adaptations may be counterproductive in a different environment.
"God: 404 Error - Deity Not Found!" or "God: The Invisible Friend Who Never Picks Up the Phone!"
Is Rick Lambert actually saying that it is stupid to either believe or not believe in a God or gods? Wow.
My first time watching Emma. She's really great! Thank you!
Do as I say not as I do is God's motto,imo
We have no idea if we're predisposed to believe in god. In order to find that out wed need to leave children entirely free from cultural baggage and influence. Which we cant. However there have been at least one isolated tribe that doesn't has religious beliefs of any kind.
God's Slogan: "Might makes right."
First Caller: I misunderstand two branches of science. May explain to you how this proves my vaguely defined Deism?
To Michael - What is the probability that spilled milk will create a map of the primitive city of Mayocarpic on the distant exoplanet of Earendel-D?
Two of my favorites on the same show!!!!!
Thanks Emma!
Thanks Johnny Percival!!!!!
Quantum entanglement therefore god, intelligent design therefore god. Michael like so many theists trying to use science to back up what at most other times they call a leap of faith.
Jimmy from TX, you would probably find the Derren Brown's episode on religious experiences interesting.
It's on TH-cam.
"On Faith and Fear"
Johnny says “There’s something that you said earlier…”
Johnny’s the Columbo of dealing with Christians.
But I see many callers who have a last thing. And then "oh, just one more thing".
First time I've seen Emma - I'm impressed. On another matter, please don't give Jon from Canada any more air time.
In case anybody like statistics, Rick the Spartan Lambert has now deleted and re-posted his "I am" comment for the ninth time.
@@369spartan
Rick Lambert likes each of his own posts twice
By using his spartan device
No matter how much he smiled
He was unloved as a child
Now he lives in a fool's paradise