Working for the Culinary Institute of America you don't get deployed. Any real CIA operative would never talk about their job in open court, hilarious.
Come on hunters can be very charming. They know lots of stories. They know about a lot of different things. They also don't really need grocery stores like the rest of us do.
The last guy was superb. "You could contact the CIA, theyll tell you im not a criminal and I can miss court dates". And with straight face. "Really, go there" . Lol. GREAT STUFF.
Unfortunately I was married to someone like that. Sexual favors for just normal household chores. And he wondered what I became very independent and stopped asking him to do things. SMH
"I contacted the VA and let them know I'm retiring." Yes, because that's how you retire from the CIA😂 I've done a few inpatient stints at the VA for depression and there are always guys like this. Hella entertaining. Great conversationalists. Always asking for someone higher up, with proper clearance, because they have crucial info they need to tell someone.
I've had the pleasure of working in London and Cardiff for many years, I for a time had a contract with the London based Embassy of the US, the number of cia operatives that were through my doors was average to say the least. I also served in the UK army for 15 years and know how troops hold themselves both whilst active and retired. One thing troops are trained for from the outset is having pride and the stance of a person both male and female is one of these things drilled into service people. His whole demeanour is wrong and I'm sure he's not been in service for any western country.
VA = Military, not CIA. CIA “operatives” do not just throw that “I’m a CIA operative”…”with a tracking device in the basement”…because basements can be very illusive…so really, does a judge have to put up with that BS?
Judge DiSanto was too easy on the so called CIA guy! If verifiable then prove it. He had the balls to direct the judge to call Langley! His lawyer should look into it! 😳
That villain guy looks a lot like Vincent Schiavelli, a prolific character actor who played one-off shady characters in many shows including MacGyver and Star Trek Next Gen. He also played the biology teacher in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
"All objections!" reminds me of New Orleans Mayor Clarence Nagin during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. The Feds kept asking him "What do you need?" and his only response was "Send everything!" Not a reasonable response like "We need 100 porta-Johns and 1,000 cases of bottled water at the Superdome" or similar.
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@Kthb80 there's quite a bit of "juice" 😄😄😄 I may cobble the entire hearing together still, since there's a LOT of it that wasn't seen. They're on a recess for an undetermined amount of time, though.
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Definitely need the full case, and if there are other hearings because there is no way that those are the only two good parts with these two 😂😂😂😂😂 but thank you for brining us this!!! And whoever did send this clip, if the rest of the case is truly just boring and you thought it wasn’t worth it please let us know but also direct us to the rest since I’m so beyond curious now either way 😂😂😂
The flirty defendant is so creepy. I was a prosecutor for years and the number of defendants who did this was stunning. Why yes Mr. Criminal I am so dazzled by your charm that I will give you a break or go on a date with you. Not sure why I, as a 20 or 30 something attorney would be interested in a 40 year old arrested for stealing a carton of cigarettes by shoving them down his pants. Very tempting. Creepy and shows some men think they are all that.
The woman made sweet love to her husband and his buddies with the understanding that she would then get a dog as a reward. Then he doubled crossed her !! Of all the nerve !!!!
I love CIA guy. If he truly was CIA, he would not be bragging about it on openn court. Plus you know how you get paid when in the government and your wife wouldn't get your checks. I want a follow up on CIA guy.
Judge scolds defendant on how to address her, but say you can call me that in the grocery store over the Avocado's in the meantime "In a study conducted by the California Avocado Commission, 63% of the expert psychologists, nutritionists and scientists surveyed considered the avocado an aphrodisiac, and 60% of respondents said that they knew of specific cases in which a person's love life had improved after consuming the yummy fruit."
I am an air force veteran, military brat, with numerous relatives in every branch of government. My baby brother works in the pentagon. This guy would not even be deployed to permanent latrine cleaning duties. Not reliable enough.
In case no one has worked it out, he's dressing himself up early this Halloween for "Sexy Mister Meaner" before throwing himself on the mercy of the judge!
I love how the guard in the back during the Jack Ryan’s appearance is covering his face trying not to laugh at the defendant’s absurd lie about being in the CIA. Also, it’s a given that he’s not a CIA operative, but he’s most likely lying about having a “civilian” job in finance because He admitted to having just gotten evicted from his apartment. Unless he’s out panhandling on the street for money and counting that as working in finance, then he’s for sure lying about both “his” jobs. First, no one who works in finance would ever ever ever work a job for 30 years and not get paid. They’d get that corrected in five minutes. Hell, some teenager working at McDonald’s would get their pay fixed in a day if they even if they got paid but their check was $20 short. Secondly, no one in finance would ever let themselves get evicted. I have a CPA friend and he taught me when I was like 17 that when you get paid, the 1st thing you pay is your rent/mortgage. Next you pay your utilities, then your other bills, budget for food and gas, put at least 15% in saving and no more than 5% should be spent as your allowance to have fun with. Obviously life happens and once you get to a good point in life where you can start saving money, Mother Nature burns down your house, breaks down your car, or gives you cancer, so your plans don’t always work, but at his age, and “being in finance,” he shouldn’t be getting evicted. He’s also an idiot for calling finance his civilian job because the CIA itself is a civilian agency.
According to their own website, they are a government organization, but imay be misunderstanding you. Are you referencing that they were established as the civilian intelligence agency or are govt agencies considered civilian agencies in the US? Genuinely curious.
Definitely the same case, but a different day. Everyone but Kevin is dressed differently - I can only assume he needs his wife to change his clothes for him, too.
Did she say sexual favors to his male friends to earn a family dog! & he still didn't let her get one. What world do we live in.
Why in the world are women lowering their standards to do things like this? I dont understand it
If anyone thinks this is okay, we are living in the wrong world 😂
I thought that's what she stated
Perhaps her skillz were lacking
“My extended deployment” = “I was on a two-month bender, your honor”
Working for the Culinary Institute of America you don't get deployed. Any real CIA operative would never talk about their job in open court, hilarious.
Judge will definitely find out where he gets his groceries. She will be getting hers anywhere else.
Come on hunters can be very charming. They know lots of stories. They know about a lot of different things. They also don't really need grocery stores like the rest of us do.
I’m thinking we need to see that first case in full!💜💜
Yes! Does anyone have the link to the first case?
I agree!!
Agreed!
"Your Honor, I have no documentation proving I'm in the military, but I have watched Saving Private Ryan several times."
Wait....did she say sexual favors for him AND his friends!!!!??
Yup
Boy, that first clip gives "Doggie Style" a very new meaning 🐶
OMG!!!! 😂
Was this a puppy thrupple? Or the chick being a "garden tool" for puppies? What the hell is going on here?
Another T-SHIRT opportunity " When you see me in the grocery near the avocados, you can call me that..."
Let's seize the opportunity!!!
Getting a family dog must be ruff
🐕 🐶 🦮 🐕🦺 🐩
She likes it ruff
Good looking ones are known to be fetching!!
His house has a tracking device in the basement? How often does his house sneak off out?
The last guy was superb. "You could contact the CIA, theyll tell you im not a criminal and I can miss court dates". And with straight face. "Really, go there" . Lol. GREAT STUFF.
Some folks just don't know when to shut up.
I think Ms. Simmons might be considering giving up her legal license. LOL
I was waiting for him to ask the judge what her zodiac sign is. After all, they are friends now.😂
How about Lex Luther w/ Uncle Fester’s mentality, aye ?!😂
✌️💙 47:42
Mike, why didn't DiSanto request a psych eval for the "FBI agent"?
CIA
I'll give this first lady one thing...she's very accommodating. She definitely goes above and beyond for her husband.
This guy can't stand silence and as we know, silence is golden, duct tape is silver😆
I love duct tape, so many uses.
He just won't shut up
Lmbo now I know why Mike said "she loves dogs more than all of us"
Whattttt in the world!!!!??? 😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣
The guy flirting with the judge and prosecutor was thinking he was so slick and was doing it to get a favorable ruling. That makes me gag!
He thought he was being charming and sssssmmmooooovvve, when he really was being annoying.
How much is that doggie in the window ? Apparently it cost a few times of bending over to be doggie paddled by the homies 😂😂😂😂
“Who did you have to blow to get a dog”
ALWAYS track your basement! Always love when Dr. Evil appears
He said he doesn't like that side of town.
Judge Wilcox: Note to self,,, always shop at Haggens after work 😂😂😂
'So, what happened was...' is never a good start. 😆
Wow Lex Luther has let himself go. Court Motions must be his kryptonite.
I just applied for a Pretrial Officer job with Thurston County!
The guy who can't shut up..omg..why?🤦♂️ this guy is the drunk version of my dad..
Unfortunately I was married to someone like that. Sexual favors for just normal household chores. And he wondered what I became very independent and stopped asking him to do things. SMH
Waved as i passed through Chicago on the train. Lol
I wanna know what Dr. evil is being accused of.
Judge DiSanto sounds as though her microphone is in the hallway or in the bottom of the aquarium.
They put a tracking device on his house!?!? They must be some serious bad guys!
Pets, intimate shaving and the family unit. They go so well together in a sentence
"I contacted the VA and let them know I'm retiring." Yes, because that's how you retire from the CIA😂
I've done a few inpatient stints at the VA for depression and there are always guys like this. Hella entertaining. Great conversationalists. Always asking for someone higher up, with proper clearance, because they have crucial info they need to tell someone.
I've had the pleasure of working in London and Cardiff for many years, I for a time had a contract with the London based Embassy of the US, the number of cia operatives that were through my doors was average to say the least. I also served in the UK army for 15 years and know how troops hold themselves both whilst active and retired. One thing troops are trained for from the outset is having pride and the stance of a person both male and female is one of these things drilled into service people. His whole demeanour is wrong and I'm sure he's not been in service for any western country.
That all being said, E. Howard Hunt was a ridiculous spectacle. Many clandestine operatives act like clowns because it's great deception.
VA = Military, not CIA. CIA “operatives” do not just throw that “I’m a CIA operative”…”with a tracking device in the basement”…because basements can be very illusive…so really, does a judge have to put up with that BS?
These crazy CIA guys give me the creeps. 😮
YES! Me too! But when your only entertainment is either game show TV or Louis L'Amour books they're fantastic!
@@Frostedminifirecracker
Omg I went to school with Mr. CIA
Judge DiSanto was too easy on the so called CIA guy! If verifiable then prove it. He had the balls to direct the judge to call Langley! His lawyer should look into it! 😳
I would bet she's not sure whether he's lying or mentally ill. So she is treading gently.
Wow talk about a new term for doggie style for doggie adoption .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That villain guy looks a lot like Vincent Schiavelli, a prolific character actor who played one-off shady characters in many shows including MacGyver and Star Trek Next Gen. He also played the biology teacher in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I remember him from the “circus” episode of The X-Files.
53:31 Jeremy DeWitt, that you?
"All objections!" reminds me of New Orleans Mayor Clarence Nagin during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. The Feds kept asking him "What do you need?" and his only response was "Send everything!" Not a reasonable response like "We need 100 porta-Johns and 1,000 cases of bottled water at the Superdome" or similar.
That was so incredibly awkward 😳 i was embarrassed for him! 😅
Villain is the scientist working for Grunk in Despicable Me!!
He said he was retiring from the CIA after 30 years and going to the VA. The VA doesn’t consider CIA service as VA eligible.
Does anyone have the link for the first case? I want to watch the whole thing lol
He will give up the last word when you pry it from his cold, dead hands.
I saw the name of this video and I couldn't get it out of my head for a long time
“Mr. Westmoreland, does your client have A Beautiful Mind?”
Im smelling something squishy...or is that fishy....nope im sticking with squishy
Judge DiSanto is probably thinking...this is one of those days when I just should have stayed in bed and called in sick.
Oh for cring out loud, I think I might have met that guy from Thurston County in the grocery store. He does not shut up 😂😂😂
5:00 OMG, dude! This is not a conversation! Shut yer trap. Holy cow.
A tracking device - in the BASEMENT? To track the house in case it moves?
It was a fun one! I couldn't stay for the last half hour or so on the live but back now.
That goat scream at the beginning was entirely appropriate. jfc.
I applaud everyone's ability not to crack up with that statement from our secret CIA agent.
Ho Ho Ho... Green Giant. Who was the Ho there? LOL Thank you for posting. :) Ivan
The blonde attorney looks like she belongs in a sponge bob cartoon
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He did it to me too😉
The cop in the window in the background of Austin powers lol.
I've always wondered what one of those action movies would sound like if it had to be explained in a mundane setting like court - now I know, haha!
Dude thinks it's the Dating Game in the courtroom. No swiping left while he tantalizes the judge and DA!
Mercy!!
I was working with the CIA, until yesterday. You can call them, I don’t know the number or where the office is.
He might be doing it voluntarily but not sure he's doing it intelligently.
WTF.. did she just say!!!! For him or his friends...??? What kind of marriage was that?
Yes, that's from the same hearing. I've been recording it for 2 days 😄😄😄
Is it all so juicy? I want to see the whole hearing!
@Kthb80 there's quite a bit of "juice" 😄😄😄 I may cobble the entire hearing together still, since there's a LOT of it that wasn't seen. They're on a recess for an undetermined amount of time, though.
Thanks April for your hard work love your channel I am from wi . You are really amazing because you are supportive of others swiping your content I’ll try to get you some clips I’m disabled and have some time for perusing courts
@@Sea-forest aww! Thank you! Much love!
@@aprilseering 😊
Definitely need the full case, and if there are other hearings because there is no way that those are the only two good parts with these two 😂😂😂😂😂 but thank you for brining us this!!! And whoever did send this clip, if the rest of the case is truly just boring and you thought it wasn’t worth it please let us know but also direct us to the rest since I’m so beyond curious now either way 😂😂😂
The flirty defendant is so creepy. I was a prosecutor for years and the number of defendants who did this was stunning. Why yes Mr. Criminal I am so dazzled by your charm that I will give you a break or go on a date with you. Not sure why I, as a 20 or 30 something attorney would be interested in a 40 year old arrested for stealing a carton of cigarettes by shoving them down his pants. Very tempting. Creepy and shows some men think they are all that.
I'm LMAO! I did sexual favors for a dog. That is so messed up! OMG
Omg, people are sick!
Was the tracking device because they feared that the house was going to run away?? Also at 10 minutes in no one has asked for a competency hearing??
He could have told the court why he was unable to appear, but he would have had to kill it after.
The atty for the CIA agent looks like Jimmy Kimmel to me. Lol
Your really a hoot Mike,
Oooohhhh he's a lumberjack and he don't care!!!
Even funnier that he's in there for violating a no contact
He's "hoping" she "holds" Him in contempt
Agree Mike, he wants to whine about how tough it is for him but he refuses to get an attorney.
No accountability. Definitely drunk a little too friendly, loosey goosey.😂 Annoying but at least he got through
That last case seemed like fantasy to me.
It doesn't matter if they invite you over, DON'T GO!!! It doesn't undo the order because she invites you!!!
What do you have to do if you want a Great Dane?
How many links does it take til you get to the center of it 🦉
The woman made sweet love to her husband and his buddies with the understanding that she would then get a dog as a reward. Then he doubled crossed her !! Of all the nerve !!!!
Okay, we have found the man the Forest Gump movie was based on. Who knew?
She totally cussed. Lol
I love CIA guy. If he truly was CIA, he would not be bragging about it on openn court. Plus you know how you get paid when in the government and your wife wouldn't get your checks. I want a follow up on CIA guy.
NEVER! would an operative of any 3 letter agency announce his affiliation and or employment of, live, on TH-cam! NEVER!
Judge scolds defendant on how to address her, but say you can call me that in the grocery store over the Avocado's in the meantime "In a study conducted by the California Avocado Commission, 63% of the expert psychologists, nutritionists and scientists surveyed considered the avocado an aphrodisiac, and 60% of respondents said that they knew of specific cases in which a person's love life had improved after consuming the yummy fruit."
I am an air force veteran, military brat, with numerous relatives in every branch of government. My baby brother works in the pentagon. This guy would not even be deployed to permanent latrine cleaning duties. Not reliable enough.
That was HIS choice to NOT be represented, he is supposed to be held to the same standards. Yes?
In case no one has worked it out, he's dressing himself up early this Halloween for "Sexy Mister Meaner" before throwing himself on the mercy of the judge!
I love how the guard in the back during the Jack Ryan’s appearance is covering his face trying not to laugh at the defendant’s absurd lie about being in the CIA.
Also, it’s a given that he’s not a CIA operative, but he’s most likely lying about having a “civilian” job in finance because He admitted to having just gotten evicted from his apartment. Unless he’s out panhandling on the street for money and counting that as working in finance, then he’s for sure lying about both “his” jobs. First, no one who works in finance would ever ever ever work a job for 30 years and not get paid. They’d get that corrected in five minutes. Hell, some teenager working at McDonald’s would get their pay fixed in a day if they even if they got paid but their check was $20 short. Secondly, no one in finance would ever let themselves get evicted. I have a CPA friend and he taught me when I was like 17 that when you get paid, the 1st thing you pay is your rent/mortgage. Next you pay your utilities, then your other bills, budget for food and gas, put at least 15% in saving and no more than 5% should be spent as your allowance to have fun with. Obviously life happens and once you get to a good point in life where you can start saving money, Mother Nature burns down your house, breaks down your car, or gives you cancer, so your plans don’t always work, but at his age, and “being in finance,” he shouldn’t be getting evicted. He’s also an idiot for calling finance his civilian job because the CIA itself is a civilian agency.
According to their own website, they are a government organization, but imay be misunderstanding you. Are you referencing that they were established as the civilian intelligence agency or are govt agencies considered civilian agencies in the US? Genuinely curious.
I liked Judge/Nurse Jackie and Attorney/Ruth Langmore's Mom.
Whoa, pimped out for a Pomeranian!
I think Mike just discovered J. Regier's soulmate! Could a LTWM wedding be on the horizon?
Hey listen you ain’t seen crazy until you have worked in retail for 30 years I’ve seen everything imaginable pretty much
Is that all you have to do to get a dog?? 😂 I would divorce him immediately. His friends too?! OH SWEET JESUS.
Definitely the same case, but a different day. Everyone but Kevin is dressed differently - I can only assume he needs his wife to change his clothes for him, too.
Judge Hagen is super cool...1 of my favorite & in my area TC! He always keeps a poker face.