As a retired Family Law Bd. Certified Specialist and retired Family Law Bench Officer; Pumps and Jen are 100% correct about divorce , dissolution and or child custody cases.
11:30 - I trained my dog to walk on the treadmill with me!!! I lived in the middle of a flat farm field in the winter, like sideways snow at 40mph was regular. I WASNT walkin my dog in THAT. She was high energy and needed it drained. Treadmill took 3 straight hours of putting her on over and over and over again!!! But as SOON as it clicks that I just want her to walk, it never stopped again! She loved her treadmill walks in the winter!!!
Pumps- please make sure to stay hydrated while taking Mounjauro. I'm so happy with the medication but I wasn't drinking enough water and ended up in the ER with the kidney stone.
First I've ever heard of fluffer - never entered my mind such a service was needed 🤪 and I do keep up with newspeak (I'm a young 70). Thanks for the mammaries 😂
taylor swift was shown only 54 seconds in total on tv in the span of a football game production that was on tv well over 4 hours. i wish she'd been shown more and i'm not even an official swiftie.
My daughter broke her arm. My husband didn't think it was broke. Gave her a choice to get ice crm or go to hospital. She chose ice crm. SMH. She got both 😂. Had to have surgery. Love you guys
Try dating after 11.5 years as a gay man at 48, 15 years older than (he is 33) AND he immediately has a new 27 yo bf. Grindr is $40 a month now. I’ve had it with all of it. I’m a total pain shopper.
Omg I had BOTH those same experiences with my son-and yes, it makes you feel like a terrible parent!!! But he’d had multiple eye exams in his life, so I don’t know why they never caught that. And he was at his dad’s house when he broke his arm, and his dad was the one who ignored it-I took him to the doctor the next day when he got home. And all these years later, I STILL feel guilty.
Literally yesterday I heard someone say that the degree of pain doesn't always correspond to the severity of the injury. Otherwise you'd never feel a paper cut.
As someone who worked for CVS for 12 years I am absolutely convinced they hand out receipts like that bc that receipt paper/toner is super toxic and they give it in hopes you will need prescriptions from CVS in the future. Literally nothing else makes sense- they are available on the app and no one wants a 12 mile receipt.
When all the coupons print out for a brief moment I feel like I won the lottery. I stick them in my purse. They cluster up my car and I don't remember to use them. Coupons are a complete fucking shit show... I've Had It
Pumps my darling… you are not alone. I am today-years-a-few-years-older-than-you and had never heard the term fluffer. I wonder if there are trade secrets in that area? Inquiring minds must know.
If I subscribed to Apple or whatever I would definitely give a 5 star review. I am a CIS "white" female, originally blonde and still blue-eyed 😂 I love you all Jen, Pumps and Kyleigh. Welcome Seth K.'sB. 😂 FYI Ron Jeremy is NOT dead. It's a rumour from 2013. He does have dementia at this point. Not that it really matters...
In Texas, every other license renewal you have to go to the DMV for renewal. An eye test is done. Now you also have to show your birth certificate! How is a drivers license have to do with driving? Yep, we know why.
@@rhondawest6838You must show the document. Actual birth certificate or certified copy. I'm sure it's about citizenship The first time that I had to do that was at my renewal about 3-4 years ago. Never a requirement before then.
I've had it with new Covid pet owners who haven't a clue how to socialize their pets and cause problems in the dog park, then blame their own shortcomings on others. 3 recent events: I heard a kerfuffle on one of the wooded trails in my dog park and discovered a little Yorkshire Terrier inert and apparently dead on the path, killed by a large muscular dog that was bounding around the corpse. Its owner was blaming the Yorkie's owner who was screaming incoherently, insisting that this tiny dog was the aggression instigator. A nurse came by and checked out the pup, and thought that she detected a heartbeat, so the family took off to the emergency vet. I don't know the outcome, but fingers crossed for the fate of the puppy. Same off leash park, another day, a dog came running up to my two well behaved, friendly dogs. He seemed to want to play. Not a problem. Then his owner came charging down the path, yelling to the animal - which ignored him completely - and ended up throwing his body on the dog and pinning it to the ground before leashing it. When I demurred, he looked up at me, eyes wild, and said, "no, he's a fighter. Now he will be mad at me because I've leashed him. You had better leave." Finally, in a different off leash park, my dogs were running around happily as usual when a woman appeared on one of the paths with a large black dog, on a short leash. She waved at me imperiously and said "My dog doesn't like other dogs. Take your dogs away. " With the other two incidents looming large in my memory, I decided to be ornery: plus as a retired teacher I really resent entitled Gen Zee types ordering me around. I told her that she should not be in a dog park with a dangerous dog. She insisted he was under control, and that I was at fault because I didn't obey her instructions, and besides this area of the park wasn't off leash: "It's in the by-laws! Read them!" she told me. By this point the dog was plunging and barking and she was struggling to cope. I told her that he was not under control, that she should not be in the park with him, until he was fixed and muzzled. I finished off: "You should try giving him Xanax - and maybe take some yourself!" By this point she had disappeared down the hill and taken off. Sorry about the comprehensive detail but I wanted to give you the full picture. As fellow dog lovers, what do you ladies think? Should I be more tolerant, or should these people and their unsocialized dogs stay out of the parks?
It is my theory that everyone will eventually meet Ron Jeremy, whether they want to or not. (He is still alive and kicking, by the way. He’s been in jail since 2020.)
What about a dog treadmill, you and Angie can go in on it together, or rig a people treadmill, for your dogs, much cheaper, like a flat under the desk kind.
I know I’m going to have to pee during the night. I want a handle on what time that is going to happen. Don’t want it to happen at 4 or 5. So... I have a whole mug of herbal tea before bed. I wake up around 2, go pee. I’m good till 6 a.m. it works for me. I’m 67 years old.
I'm pretty sure the cameramen are instructed by the broadcast network's director on the shots to take. The NFL doesn't control the cameras. Out of 272 games played in a season, Taylor only attended 12. So if a certain fan's team sucked on those days even though they played a different team not the Chiefs, it was the fault of the NFL and Taylor Swift because the camera was on her for a few seconds? Let's get real and just admit your team was awful and would be with or without Taylor Swift. My boss blamed her for his team sucking. He's a Jets fan.
That’s an opinion. Many parents think she’s a good example for their kids. She stands up for group’s that are trashed by others. I don’t like her cats but that’s not enough for me to trash her. Plus her folks seem normal & proud of her. So that keeps it ok for me.
From clapping to fluffing (her blankets), Pumps is a woman of many talents!
I amity pumps..bed fluffing up…never heard of the other..haaaa what a hand job…
No limit to Pump’s talents & abilities 😉
Congrats on the 100k!!🎉
As a retired Family Law Bd. Certified Specialist and retired Family Law Bench Officer; Pumps and Jen are 100% correct about divorce , dissolution and or child custody cases.
11:30 - I trained my dog to walk on the treadmill with me!!! I lived in the middle of a flat farm field in the winter, like sideways snow at 40mph was regular. I WASNT walkin my dog in THAT. She was high energy and needed it drained. Treadmill took 3 straight hours of putting her on over and over and over again!!! But as SOON as it clicks that I just want her to walk, it never stopped again! She loved her treadmill walks in the winter!!!
Just found out about fluffers😭, I know it’s going to be a long episode 😂❤
Pumps- please make sure to stay hydrated while taking Mounjauro. I'm so happy with the medication but I wasn't drinking enough water and ended up in the ER with the kidney stone.
It's win-win for Taylor - if people BUY her records, who cares what they do with them? She's ahead financially anyway!
First I've ever heard of fluffer - never entered my mind such a service was needed 🤪 and I do keep up with newspeak (I'm a young 70). Thanks for the mammaries 😂
poor Pumps is a sheltered girl. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though, luv you ladies! You help me keep my sanity.
taylor swift was shown only 54 seconds in total on tv in the span of a football game production that was on tv well over 4 hours. i wish she'd been shown more and i'm not even an official swiftie.
My daughter broke her arm. My husband didn't think it was broke. Gave her a choice to get ice crm or go to hospital. She chose ice crm. SMH. She got both 😂. Had to have surgery. Love you guys
Try dating after 11.5 years as a gay man at 48, 15 years older than (he is 33) AND he immediately has a new 27 yo bf. Grindr is $40 a month now. I’ve had it with all of it.
I’m a total pain shopper.
Thanks girls!
Omg I had BOTH those same experiences with my son-and yes, it makes you feel like a terrible parent!!! But he’d had multiple eye exams in his life, so I don’t know why they never caught that. And he was at his dad’s house when he broke his arm, and his dad was the one who ignored it-I took him to the doctor the next day when he got home. And all these years later, I STILL feel guilty.
Literally yesterday I heard someone say that the degree of pain doesn't always correspond to the severity of the injury. Otherwise you'd never feel a paper cut.
@@rhondawest6838 Very true and also it’s true that broken bones often times don’t hurt anywhere near as much as, say, a sprain does.
As someone who worked for CVS for 12 years I am absolutely convinced they hand out receipts like that bc that receipt paper/toner is super toxic and they give it in hopes you will need prescriptions from CVS in the future. Literally nothing else makes sense- they are available on the app and no one wants a 12 mile receipt.
You make my day❤ you guys. Keep giving these kitten heels hell. F@#k yes.
How in the Sam hell did Kylie come up with Ron Jeremy so quickly??!! I was in awe lol
Yeah especially since she's a lesbian right?! 😮
lol, a “dog running racketeer “. 😂😂😂
26:24 I sat next to Ron Jeremy on an airplane when I was younger. He was a pretty cool guy, really nice, very chatty. Very humble and down to earth.
I'm dying laughing over "small penis porn". There's something for everyone, so yes that is a category.
And the guys are HOT! Confidence is sexy.
When all the coupons print out for a brief moment I feel like I won the lottery. I stick them in my purse. They cluster up my car and I don't remember to use them. Coupons are a complete fucking shit show... I've Had It
Already knew what Jennifer was talking about and was getting funnier that Pumps didn't know and was confused 😂
'hydration theater' is the realest thing I've ever heard.
😂 I thought a fluffer was someone who can fluff pillows 😂 Pump’s is hilarious.
Happy 100k!
Taylor brought $330 million to the chiefs value this year bc of new fans she has brought.
Pumps my darling… you are not alone. I am today-years-a-few-years-older-than-you and had never heard the term fluffer. I wonder if there are trade secrets in that area? Inquiring minds must know.
I apologize, mothers. I thought I was subscribed this whole time. Bless Jen, and Fluffer Pumps
Hey. Many of us boomers are liberal as hell. We all don’t live in the Villages.
Pumps, wishing you a beautiful Valentines Day, one retraining order at a time. xxoo
Congrats on 100k subs! Pumps can now fluff the listener toward 1m.
KB is a Sweet Pea. I am glad she is rocking it still!
Pumps looks GORG this ep!! + Congrats on 100k subs :D
Men, navigating their way thru life one temper tantrum at a time.
tore my acl and didnt realize until i noticed myself falling over everytime i turned left aggressively. some ppl just have a high pain tolerance.
Not in Oklahoma but our Walgreens sends your receipt by email, so I never leave with tons of papers.
“Short hanging fruit” 😂
You can get your receipt at CVS can be emailed to you. It’s a choice you can make at the check out line. Except....then they have your email.
I was afraid that when Pumps got the button she wouldn't clap anymore and I'm so relieved that didn't happen.
Same. Lol
Best clapper in the world, hands down? Au contraire - hands up,....
Can you please fix the fur on the wall covering what i assume is an outlet, thanks! Love you ladies and anticipate hearing you every week!
Just put together the reality show you were on. Was it the one with the middle finger hedge? I loved that show.
Sublime had a line in one of their songs about Ron Jeremy
GOOD MORNING
If I subscribed to Apple or whatever I would definitely give a 5 star review.
I am a CIS "white" female, originally blonde and still blue-eyed 😂 I love you all Jen, Pumps and Kyleigh. Welcome Seth K.'sB. 😂
FYI Ron Jeremy is NOT dead. It's a rumour from 2013. He does have dementia at this point. Not that it really matters...
Jenn, Pumps, Kylie (sp?), Seth and whomever else: I'm a gay man who loves teeny-weenies. Not micro, but teeny. We do exist! LOL
The more coupons they offer, the more they jack up the prices. It’s a shame because they know you’ll never really use the coupon.
The movie 'Fluffer' was truly interesting.
AAAAAAA THATS MY BESTIES STORY @ 17:26 LETS GOOO🎉!
pumps for golden bachelorette !!!!!!
Ladies, if you need a receipt have it sent to your email. And then when weather doesn't allow, take your dogs for a walk in CVS.
About CVS - the coupons expire within the week and I just bought a load of shit! Some of it the same shit I just bought
I believe in you Kylie. I did the 14 Australia flight and didn't pee once!
When Kylee gets her first kidney stone she will definitely stop her intentional dehydration!
Dehydration theater! Lol
I love you two so much♡
In Texas, every other license renewal you have to go to the DMV for renewal. An eye test is done. Now you also have to show your birth certificate! How is a drivers license have to do with driving? Yep, we know why.
Wait, you have to show your birth certificate to *renew* your license? Isn't that info already on your driver's license?
@@rhondawest6838You must show the document. Actual birth certificate or certified copy. I'm sure it's about citizenship The first time that I had to do that was at my renewal about 3-4 years ago. Never a requirement before then.
I feel like I know a lot of things but I have never heard of a fluffer lmao I must of missed school that day
Please come to Australia!
LADIES, call Andy and get yourselves on Traitors! Together! Excellent marketing for you and them!
I learned to swim in Ron Jeremy's swimming pool. I had no idea who he was until years later as an adult.
He seemed like kke a nice guy. 😊
I've had it with new Covid pet owners who haven't a clue how to socialize their pets and cause problems in the dog park, then blame their own shortcomings on others. 3 recent events: I heard a kerfuffle on one of the wooded trails in my dog park and discovered a little Yorkshire Terrier inert and apparently dead on the path, killed by a large muscular dog that was bounding around the corpse. Its owner was blaming the Yorkie's owner who was screaming incoherently, insisting that this tiny dog was the aggression instigator. A nurse came by and checked out the pup, and thought that she detected a heartbeat, so the family took off to the emergency vet. I don't know the outcome, but fingers crossed for the fate of the puppy. Same off leash park, another day, a dog came running up to my two well behaved, friendly dogs. He seemed to want to play. Not a problem. Then his owner came charging down the path, yelling to the animal - which ignored him completely - and ended up throwing his body on the dog and pinning it to the ground before leashing it. When I demurred, he looked up at me, eyes wild, and said, "no, he's a fighter. Now he will be mad at me because I've leashed him. You had better leave." Finally, in a different off leash park, my dogs were running around happily as usual when a woman appeared on one of the paths with a large black dog, on a short leash. She waved at me imperiously and said "My dog doesn't like other dogs. Take your dogs away. " With the other two incidents looming large in my memory, I decided to be ornery: plus as a retired teacher I really resent entitled Gen Zee types ordering me around. I told her that she should not be in a dog park with a dangerous dog. She insisted he was under control, and that I was at fault because I didn't obey her instructions, and besides this area of the park wasn't off leash: "It's in the by-laws! Read them!" she told me. By this point the dog was plunging and barking and she was struggling to cope. I told her that he was not under control, that she should not be in the park with him, until he was fixed and muzzled. I finished off: "You should try giving him Xanax - and maybe take some yourself!" By this point she had disappeared down the hill and taken off.
Sorry about the comprehensive detail but I wanted to give you the full picture. As fellow dog lovers, what do you ladies think? Should I be more tolerant, or should these people and their unsocialized dogs stay out of the parks?
Love you ladies, If only I was a little younger. LOL
❤Love the show!
I'm with Pumps, My mind never goes to porn.
My CVS allows me to email my receipt. Not sure if this is limited to only certain states or stores.
You guys need to interview a porn director / star. I’d love to hear you guys interview stormy daniels
Great idea! Total confusion and the look of disgust on Pump's face!
CVS offers email receipts. The solution is too easy.
GOD I LOVE THESE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did Pumps not know what a fluffer was?
Ron, Jeremy was on surreal life in the early 2000s
It is my theory that everyone will eventually meet Ron Jeremy, whether they want to or not.
(He is still alive and kicking, by the way. He’s been in jail since 2020.)
I have lived in/near Toledo, Ohio most of my life. You shouldn’t care about what Karen thinks.
People are told what to think and they go along with it. No critical thinking...wake up people...
UMMMMMM..HUGE 911 QUESTION ...WHERE IS MY FAVORITE SOUND PROFUCER RICHARD?! HE HAS BEEN MISSED SOOO MUCH!!!
Next up, Kiley gets a UTI from a plane trip 🫤
How in the hell did Pumps miss the opportunity to mention Mr Softy her ex husband? I’m sure she’s done that job more than once! 😂
Ron Jeremy is still alive.
First I thot this was aspirational, but he is a federally indicted rapist in a mental facility who is too dementia to stand trial.
Oh, Pumps!
Ummmmm just my 3¢... But not sure if you meant Ron Jeremy or not ... As He is still currently alive!?!?....
Oh Pumps.
What about a dog treadmill, you and Angie can go in on it together, or rig a people treadmill, for your dogs, much cheaper, like a flat under the desk kind.
Fluffer??? 😂
I know I’m going to have to pee during the night. I want a handle on what time that is going to happen. Don’t want it to happen at 4 or 5. So... I have a whole mug of herbal tea before bed. I wake up around 2, go pee. I’m good till 6 a.m. it works for me. I’m 67 years old.
I'm pretty sure the cameramen are instructed by the broadcast network's director on the shots to take. The NFL doesn't control the cameras. Out of 272 games played in a season, Taylor only attended 12. So if a certain fan's team sucked on those days even though they played a different team not the Chiefs, it was the fault of the NFL and Taylor Swift because the camera was on her for a few seconds? Let's get real and just admit your team was awful and would be with or without Taylor Swift. My boss blamed her for his team sucking. He's a Jets fan.
Um.. why buy the product just to smash it? SHE’S GETTING PAID FOR THEM TO SMASH THE PRODUCTS!! How dumb is that?
TH-cam is enough for me.
Please bring on drew afualo
😂
Uhh.. Drake likes the opposite of cougar love. He is very suspect.
Someone needs fluffing lessons. 😮
#nexbenedict
Taylor Swift is annoying tho.
Only 2 commie republicans
That’s an opinion.
Many parents think she’s a good example for their kids. She stands up for group’s that are trashed by others. I don’t like her cats but that’s not enough for me to trash her. Plus her folks seem normal & proud of her. So that keeps it ok for me.
I would love to have some fluffing from Pumps! 😋