Which dumbass biologis forgot to lobotomize the servitor-nids, @@orben-amos6172? 🤣 Magos Biologis: As you can see, Fabricator-General, the servitor augmentation process went surprisingly smoothly. I attribute this to the atypical adaptability of this particular strain of Xenos. Fabricator General: Remarkable. It must have been... challenging... to fabricate suitable cortex implants to complete the servitor conversion process. Magos Biologis: ...Cortex implants?
This is no mere necromancy, no sorcery at play here. This is Mechromancy! “Biologicals are merely a different kind of machine. We can stimulate the appropriate synapses and reanimate these creatures, for our own benefit.”
The idea of a cyberpunk like setting having zombies is so cool to me. Imagine being chased by a horde of zombies that have mantis blades, enhanced legs, and arm cannons
They know humans would have one of three responses to aliens: -Can we fuck it? -Slavery is fine if its not human -It is Man that was made in Gods image, xeno filth. The risk is not worth the reward.
They're called "Human's Right" for a reason, we could also end human-on-human racism forever by creating human-on-everythingelse racism@@accelerator8558
Imagine if the controllers are Humans from another dimension where Gordon Freeman's Xen Crystal Experiment succeeded as a result making a whole set of humanity like GMan. That is why he sabotages the one on Half Life 1 and recrutes Gordon to fight the controller Gordon. Also his employers are controllers that do not like what the Combine are doing.
@@atashgallagher5139 Cowards GIANT ROBO HORNETS WITH 8 LEGS AND THE STINGER OF A SCORPION Edit: I asked AI to make an image of that, we must destroy technology to prevent this from happening
@@bunnyphoenix2992 it's the onmnissiah speech, the intro to one of the warhammer games. it's pretty common, you should be able to find it fairly easily
@@oatmealman1586 But are they, though? UR-025 was one of the legendary "Men of Iron", ancient thinking machines from the age of technology. A group of Tech Priests and a Magos had found out his true nature, so he had to kill them, but he told the last one that he had met the Omnissiah, the real one, and it would be disappointed in the Adeptus Mechanicus. The funny thing is that even though he ended that guy's whole career before he ended his life, he held no ill intent toward the Magos. He was just being real
@@SlickAstley_TV that's why cawl is my favourite, despite what people carry on about him being a "marry sue" and all. but they need to really think about how screwed the imperium is. for first part, chaos has not one but two scientists/ one is literal god for crying out loud. and the second part is that the imperium is slowly losing its tech dew to them forgetting how to make it/ produce it. edit: I also forgot that the dark Machanicus was thing, so that makes it a 1 vs 3. And just a side note, Belisarious is my other google account.
Lesser animals lack the complex neocortices of humans required for a servitor to perform complex tasks and commune properly with noospheric datasets. They also have variable biology, making them slower to convert, and are often rarer than humans or vat-grown clone slugs. Tyranids, one the other mechadendrite, are simply too dangerous. One Tyranid microorganism can cause the death of a planet if it gets loose. Chaos contaminated specimens are not used for their similar danger. That said, though the practice is highly discouraged, some of us will happily convert Orks, Eldar, Tau, Kroot, or Vespids into servitors if we need the materials. They are of inferior quality in most respects, but will serve as cheap cannon fodder or monotask devices.
Thanks for the 200k views on a totally random edit fellow DRG, HL, WH40K, Sci-fi, etc. nerds
edit 1: wow 500k views
JSYK, metal rots worse than flesh and doesn’t readily adapt like it does. Flesh is stronger than metal.
Zoids
Tyranids meet Mechanicus???
Agreed
Note to self
Make a forge world that turns nids into survetors
they traid that did not work, it was part of the story in 40k gladius
Which dumbass biologis forgot to lobotomize the servitor-nids, @@orben-amos6172? 🤣
Magos Biologis: As you can see, Fabricator-General, the servitor augmentation process went surprisingly smoothly. I attribute this to the atypical adaptability of this particular strain of Xenos.
Fabricator General: Remarkable. It must have been... challenging... to fabricate suitable cortex implants to complete the servitor conversion process.
Magos Biologis: ...Cortex implants?
@@orben-amos6172 I mean .... he never said it had to be successful
@@orben-amos61721. They didn't try hard enough
2. Doesn't need to be successful for a horror story
@@orben-amos61721. They didn't try hard enough
2. Doesn't need to be successful for a horror story
And that son, is how servitors are made and why you obey me
Praise be the Omnissiah
There's a little more blood and screaming and lobotomy akshually
those are screams of joy for their contribution to the Omnissiah my brother. @@Pillboxing
What the hell
@@Anubis-p9w*JOIN*
imagine how disturbing it would be to see this if you were a beetle
Its an upgrade he will live the enternity for the machines are immortal even in death he serve the omnissiah
@@witchking008Cybermen
@@Hugh_Mannn CYBERSTAN!
@@User-oq7yiCANT KEEP US DOWN
@@witchking008 nah I don't think so I do believe even machines have lifespan.
“We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.”
-The Six Million Dollar Man
More like the one hundred dollar beetle
@@ycreatives8645 more like the 60 dollar beetle
The Six Million Dollar Bug
I saw a parody of this called the "Six Dollar Man". Basically a cyborg with incredibly cheap parts. 😂
Harder, better, faster, stronger
I like how the V8 is literally unnecessary yet it's still being meticulously installed
Plug it directly into my cranium!!!
This is technically cyber necromancy
This is no mere necromancy, no sorcery at play here.
This is Mechromancy!
“Biologicals are merely a different kind of machine. We can stimulate the appropriate synapses and reanimate these creatures, for our own benefit.”
Deep Rock Galactic needs robotic bugs
Like the flying fuckers from the rival company needs a brother xd
Please no
Rival bugs my boy
The idea of a cyberpunk like setting having zombies is so cool to me. Imagine being chased by a horde of zombies that have mantis blades, enhanced legs, and arm cannons
@smolltaco5667, that'd be cool. Imagine if the rival company made robotic bugs to attack
That Mechanicus intro never gets old.
neither do the mechanicus
For the machine is eternal.
I serve the omnisaiah even in death
It's very relatable.
That's because it has the strength and certainty of steel.
Man's casually making Necron Scarab prototypes and thought nobody would notice.
We are witnessing man made horrors beyond comprehension.
I can comprehend it just fine.
pretty sure that happened when he turned a crab into a mecha
Truly the manifestation of mankind's disdain for the natural order
@@Laz7481 The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all.
type of shit that creates monster hunter lore
That one tech priest who survived a tomb work raid and thought the scarabs were rad be like:
PRAISE THE MACHINE SPIRIT BROTHERS
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!!!
ALL HAIL THE OMNISSIAH!!!
*Pounding toaster sounds intensify*
Church of the broken god! Wait what the, who’re those red cyborg guy?
@@Rapatree *put mechanical hand on shoulder* hello friend! Would you like to learn how we make servitors?
That's equal parts awesome and disturbing.
Genuinely horrifying, disgusting, captivating, & awesome...
"And so it was that the Omnissiah was found at the intersection of all things." - Catechisms of the Technarch's, Volumes MDLXI - MDLXXV
Aliens: good god, and you wonder why we don't say hello
They know humans would have one of three responses to aliens:
-Can we fuck it?
-Slavery is fine if its not human
-It is Man that was made in Gods image, xeno filth.
The risk is not worth the reward.
Because we're not advanced enough when it comes to cybernetics? Hey, as you can see, we're trying!
They fear the day that we will learn to say hello.
If we ever leave this planet........everybody outside of it will pay....
They're called "Human's Right" for a reason, we could also end human-on-human racism forever by creating human-on-everythingelse racism@@accelerator8558
Jesus christ MF out here making an actual Combine Synth. What if we were the controllers all along?
EDIT: That's still rad as hell.
Half life lore goes deep
WE ARE THE COMBINE
Imagine if the controllers are Humans from another dimension where Gordon Freeman's Xen Crystal Experiment succeeded as a result making a whole set of humanity like GMan. That is why he sabotages the one on Half Life 1 and recrutes Gordon to fight the controller Gordon. Also his employers are controllers that do not like what the Combine are doing.
@@REDARROW_A_Personal I had a brain fart when I wrote my comment and I meant advisors, originally
"COMBINES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT BEETLE!?" - Henry Freeman, son of John Freeman
it's only a matter of time when this dude gets an even better idea and starts digging up graveyards
Can't wait for it
Let's fund the guy
He needs budget for bigger projects
imagine him at his grandma open casket funeral
BRO WTF 💀💀
New Frankenstein Reboot announced!
Even in death I serve the omnisiah
Big bad beetleborgs
You just revived a small piece of my childhood 🥲
Omg bless you for remembering that!
Triple b
I love how the wings start flapping right at the drop here 0:52
I have a bad idea.
MAKE GIANT ROBOT HORNETS
You Sir have an abominable imagination, and i like it!
@@deadcat1550 Robot Spiders.
@@atashgallagher5139 Cyborg scorpions!!
@@atashgallagher5139 Cowards
GIANT ROBO HORNETS WITH 8 LEGS AND THE STINGER OF A SCORPION
Edit: I asked AI to make an image of that, we must destroy technology to prevent this from happening
@@marsultorem3207 I am actually curious to see what that would look like
Nobody:
The Combine when they see a cool creature:
My car needs to hear this pep talk, maintenance is getting expensive
😂 not quite Immortal is it?
Hahahaha
I suggest using ceremonial oils and praying to the Omnissiah when starting it up helps keep it running.
This is both incredibly fkd up and also insanely cool.
I’m not sure how I feel about it so I’ll just throw in “The Omnisiah’s will be done.”
@accelerationquanta5816there's nothing grown up about a lack of respect towards life
@accelerationquanta5816 You'll look back on comments like this when you're older and feel embarrassed.
@accelerationquanta5816 Yeah, whatever. Your pfp is ideology soup. It's a phase.
3edgy5me @accelerationquanta5816
@accelerationquanta5816 Average nihilist
I got a Warhammer Tacticus ad before this video played💀☠️
Ironically, the machine wings are flapping far slower than the natural ones.
machinery will evolve the flesh will not
"For the machine is immortal"
*wings flap*
that's terrifying ngl...
even in death he serves the omnissiah
Anything followed by that audio sting sounds menacing af 😂
Where is yhat audio from
@@bunnyphoenix2992 it's the onmnissiah speech, the intro to one of the warhammer games. it's pretty common, you should be able to find it fairly easily
@bunnyphoenix2992 it is the intro audio of a masterpiece game called "Warhammer 40K: Mechanicus."
For the Omnissiah!
Which one? there's the void dragon shard under Mars and then there's the emperor, and both are considered the omnissiah
@@oatmealman1586 presumably whichever is more heretical.
@@oatmealman1586would the c'tan be the machine god and BigE would be the omnissiah?
@@oatmealman1586 But are they, though? UR-025 was one of the legendary "Men of Iron", ancient thinking machines from the age of technology. A group of Tech Priests and a Magos had found out his true nature, so he had to kill them, but he told the last one that he had met the Omnissiah, the real one, and it would be disappointed in the Adeptus Mechanicus. The funny thing is that even though he ended that guy's whole career before he ended his life, he held no ill intent toward the Magos. He was just being real
@@SlickAstley_TV
that's why cawl is my favourite, despite what people carry on about him being a "marry sue" and all. but they need to really think about how screwed the imperium is. for first part, chaos has not one but two scientists/ one is literal god for crying out loud. and the second part is that the imperium is slowly losing its tech dew to them forgetting how to make it/ produce it.
edit: I also forgot that the dark Machanicus was thing, so that makes it a 1 vs 3. And just a side note, Belisarious is my other google account.
This video will blow up, in the name of Omnissiah
Runs out of battery: "The weakness of electronics"
Cyborg Clint Eastwood: "A man has to know his limitations..."
Proceeds to unfurl solar tarp beetle wings.
This is like something I'd come up with if I was like... 75% more crazy than I already am. Kudos!
No need to be crazy just give your mind and time to the omnissiah
You gotta start from somewhere, right?
You could also not start at all.
@@denethorsmackinonmatoes6800nah
God made small animals for us to make crazy shit with😊
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should
@@denethorsmackinonmatoes6800 ludite
Proceeds to create the machine he adores with the flesh he despises marvellous
Could use some more robot bugs in armored core as well
Even in death, I still serve.
prise of the omnisiah
imagine replacing a beetle’s exoskeleton with a titanium one
This feels like a war crime against mother nature
That is some tech-necromancy BSery right there!
When the necron tomb on your world starts awakening.
“You May Live to See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension.”
-Nikola Tesla
Ave Deus Mechanicus!
I laughed uncontrollably the moment the wings started flapping 😂
Little billy began with turning bugs into robots, little billy would be advised to seek help.
This terrifies me
Get ready for a letter from DARPA BC youve got a particular set of skills that they want.
EVEN IN DEATH HE SERVES THE OMNISSIAH ⚙️
This gives me the same vibes as that clip of a taxidermied cat being strapped to a drone.
Poor guy turned into a terminator
I get goosebumps every time i hear this
Sending this to my dad with 0 context
Belisarius Cawl !!
What is this??
"A BUG IN THE SYSTEM!"
Bro, this is a combine creation.
don't forget to add a USB port to you body, since not all old emperor allowed devices are compatible with wireless connections
"He's more machine now than man..."
I was expecting a lift-off
That's a fucking corpse. It reminded me of a video where dude made his dead cat into a fucking quadcopter.
lol, i remember that - he should rework his quad-cat with a 40k aesthetic.
When the automatons and terminids start working together, you get this.
Is this a job aplication for the combine?
"machine is immortal, but the bug is dead"
The machine being immortal when i take out its batteries:
Imagine dying, going to bug heaven and seeing this is what happens to your body.
Now this is the type of taxidermy that I would buy.
"What is my purpose?"
"You sit and flutter."
"...OH MY GOD..."
Show me the STC or this is heresy
I think it counts as a servitor, it's probably fine.
The glamoth iron Calvary having a field day with this one
Adeptus mehanicus
Lol, if you translate this to english its 'am apprentice mechanic'.
The terminids and the automatons have joined together into some kind of undemocratic abomination.
Half life combine lore:
"Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you.
We demand it"
Imagine if he could do this while keeping his he beetle alive
Wings started flapping at the exact right moment, nice editing.
The strength of machine and flesh, the weaknesses of none
I'm so impressed by this art project. Why can't all art be this amazing?
The combine be like
Bro made a new hollow knight boss.
Bros tryna upgrade the Swarm
Man, i wish my corpse turned into a cool animatronic
Doom 2016 enemies be like:
this guy is so unhinged and i love it
The Synths are real. The Combine are coming.
Cyberpunk 2077: Beetle Edition
Ok, if you didn't have the mechanicus quote, I would be a little weirded out, but with it, I'm more intrigued than anything.
Bro BECAME the Combine from HL2
The Adeptous Mechanicus are proud, brother
What the Adeptus mehanicus be doing in there spare time
There is a good question on why they aren't turning animals into servitors, or even better Tyranids
Lesser animals lack the complex neocortices of humans required for a servitor to perform complex tasks and commune properly with noospheric datasets. They also have variable biology, making them slower to convert, and are often rarer than humans or vat-grown clone slugs.
Tyranids, one the other mechadendrite, are simply too dangerous. One Tyranid microorganism can cause the death of a planet if it gets loose. Chaos contaminated specimens are not used for their similar danger.
That said, though the practice is highly discouraged, some of us will happily convert Orks, Eldar, Tau, Kroot, or Vespids into servitors if we need the materials. They are of inferior quality in most respects, but will serve as cheap cannon fodder or monotask devices.
A Tyranid Flayed One.
Beetle, stop that fly swatter!
*RULES OF NATURE*
That intro soundtrack you used was unfortunately the best part of that game lol
the ant on the floor: what is that? teh spider in the walls: nah i'm out the cockroach under the bed: i'm terified
holy shit the metal Gear rising sequal looks fuckin amazing
Now imagine yourself as a bug stumbling on to this.
What if someone died and some giant alien would just make a human corpse move like that💀
evil organisation when it gets a bug😂
~*slow clap~* This is horrifying; well done man. Well done. 👍🏼
God I wish I was him.
same i wish i was that bug :(
@TechnoticPlate From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…
"You remodeled a beetle? That's awesome man, I love classic VWs."
"So that's not quite what I meant"
You could make a model of Primarch Mortarion, from Warhammer 40k, it would be really cool.
When the Automatons get their hands on a Terminid
An Exo-mechanicus is born.