2-Minute Vs. 2-Hour Vs. 2-Day Cookie • Tasty

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  • @buzzfeedtasty
    @buzzfeedtasty  5 ปีที่แล้ว +34946

    Find the recipes here:
    2-Minute Chocolate Chip Cookie (Makes 1 cookie)
    PREP TIME: 5 MINUTES
    COOK TIME: 2 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 7 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened, plus more for greasing
    ¼ cup light brown sugar, lightly packed
    ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
    2 tablespoons beaten egg
    6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
    ⅛ teaspoon kosher salt
    5½ tablespoons semi-sweet chocolate chips, divided
    PREPARATION
    1. Grease a large (at least 8-inch diameter) microwave-safe plate with butter.
    2. In a medium bowl, use a whisk or fork to stir together the butter, sugar and vanilla until light and creamy.
    3. Add the egg and stir to combine.
    4. Add the flour and salt and stir until just incorporated
    5. Fold in 5 tablespoons of the chocolate chips.
    6. Scoop the dough into a mound at the center of the prepared plate. Lightly press the remaining chocolate chips into the top of the dough.
    7. Microwave until the cookie is dry on top and springs back when lightly pressed in the center, about 1½ minutes. Let sit for a few minutes to cool.
    8. Enjoy!
    2-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 8-10 cookies)
    PREP TIME: 1 HOUR
    COOK TIME: 15 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 195 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    ½ cup granulated sugar
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    ½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
    1 large egg
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1¼ cups all-purpose flour
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    4 ounces milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks
    4 ounces dark chocolate chunks
    PREPARATION
    1. In a large bowl, whisk together the granulated and brown sugar, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps.
    2. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before dissolving.
    3. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold with a spatula until just incorporated. (Be careful not to overmix, which will cause the gluten in the flour to toughen, resulting in cakier cookies).
    4. Fold in the milk and dark chocolate chunks.
    5. Chill the dough for 2 hours, or, for a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be.
    6. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
    7. Using a 2½-ounce ice cream scoop or a ⅓ cup measure, scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheets, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between each cookie and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. A half sheet pan should fit no more than 6 cookies.
    8. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to lightly brown. Let cool completely before serving.
    9. Enjoy!
    2-Day Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 9-10)
    PREP TIME: 45 MINUTES
    COOK TIME: 20 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 2 DAYS 65 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    Toffee
    6 tablespoons (¾ stick) unsalted butter
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, lightly packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    Water, as needed
    Cookie Dough
    1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter
    4 ice cubes
    ¾ cup granulated sugar
    1½ cups light brown sugar, packed
    2 teaspoons espresso powder
    2 teaspoons kosher salt
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    2 large eggs
    2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    2½ cups all-purpose flour
    6 ounces 50-70% cacao chocolate, chopped
    Flaky sea salt, for sprinkling
    PREPARATION
    1. Make the toffee: Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    2. In a medium nonstick saucepan over medium heat, melt the butter, brown sugar, and salt, stirring until evenly incorporated. If there are grainy lumps or if the fat starts to separate, add a couple splashes of water and stir vigorously to emulsify. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, until the mixture reaches 290°F (143°C), about 10-15 minutes.
    3. Pour the toffee onto the prepared baking sheet and spread out slightly with a spatula. Freeze until ready to use, about 30 minutes.
    4. Make the cookie dough: Add the butter to a medium nonstick saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the butter turns dark brown and smells nutty. Watch carefully so the butter does not burn. Remove the pot from the heat.
    5. Add an ice cube to the butter and slowly let it melt. It may froth and bubble. Add the remaining 3 ice cubes and gently stir until melted.
    6. In a large bowl, combine the granulated and brown sugar, espresso powder, salt, and baking soda.
    7. Pour the brown butter into the sugar mixture and mix until combined. Don’t worry if it looks separated.
    8. In a small bowl, whisk together the eggs and vanilla. Pour into the sugar and butter mixture and whisk until glossy and smooth.
    9. Add the flour and fold with a rubber spatula to incorporate until the dough has no visible flour streaks.
    10. Remove the toffee from the freezer (it should be a frozen disc) and break it into chunks that will fit inside a gallon zip-top bag. Double bag the toffee and seal both bags. With a rolling pin, break the toffee into small pieces.
    11. Fold the crushed toffee and chopped chocolate into the dough until evenly distributed.
    12. Using a large ice cream scoop or a ½ cup measure, scoop the dough onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Wrap the baking sheet in plastic wrap, but leave a small opening at the corner of the tray. 13. Let the dough rest in the refrigerator for at least 48 hours. This will allow the flavor to develop and the dough to dry out a little as it rests, which will result in less spread when it bakes.
    14. When ready to bake, preheat the oven to 325°F (163°C). Line 2 baking sheet with parchment paper.
    15. Arrange the cookies on the baking sheets, leaving at least 2 inches of space between the cookies and away from the edges of the pan.
    16. Bake until the cookies are golden brown with crispy edges, but are still slightly soft in the center, 18-20 minutes.
    Immediately sprinkle the cookies with flaky sea salt. then let cool completely. The cookies will be very soft at first but will set after they are fully cooled.
    17. Enjoy!

    • @andor4235
      @andor4235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Tasty thank you! Love ur vids!

    • @fangmilitante
      @fangmilitante 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      u shouldve posted this earlier 😂

    • @n3ju889
      @n3ju889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I love you

    • @foodeater8600
      @foodeater8600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      THANK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

    • @areeshaasif1953
      @areeshaasif1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Tasty hehe

  • @marit2633
    @marit2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17375

    2 minute: i want a snack
    2 hour: im having friends over
    2 day: im in quarantine and have nothing else to do

    • @imani1172
      @imani1172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Marit honestly tho

    • @SentientTurtlesRUs
      @SentientTurtlesRUs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      True, just called my Grandma who is stuck in her house and learned that she has been making the 2 day cookies

    • @fadedvisionz5301
      @fadedvisionz5301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Marit lol

    • @tabzzzz
      @tabzzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I made this comment to 1k likes please appreciate my existence.

    • @bb_robloxianbesties_bb283
      @bb_robloxianbesties_bb283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m your 1K like

  • @megancrabtreee7904
    @megancrabtreee7904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12909

    What are the actual recipes? Because some brown sugar and some vanilla don’t help me eat some good cookies

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      they did post the recipe last year if i not mistaken,,,correct me if i wrong

    • @Happygamer10193
      @Happygamer10193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I would look it up

    • @teenthor
      @teenthor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      HappyGamer101932 i tried even on their website its not there i want the 2 minute one but the 2 hour one is on their website

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      th-cam.com/video/rEdl2Uetpvo/w-d-xo.html

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      they still have it

  • @bakorede
    @bakorede 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    I want to be Alvin's friend for 2 reasons:
    1. He is an amazing person.
    2. Those cookies are awesome and I can't bake and he gives his friends cookies.
    P.S ; I just realized that those were more than 2 reasons but you get my point.

    • @ratkid6959
      @ratkid6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @melanieuon3212
      @melanieuon3212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was just about to comment how I want to be his friend too 🤣

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You obviously got the order of your reasons the wrong way round 😂

    • @sheylin956
      @sheylin956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Akorede Bamidele the 2nd one I understand but it’s fucked up

    • @eaglesfromphilly
      @eaglesfromphilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4 reasons*

  • @thesupersigmatrollers
    @thesupersigmatrollers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Time Stamps!
    2 minute cookie: 0:29
    2 hour cookie: 2:56
    2 day cookie: 6:23

  • @Gorfeld
    @Gorfeld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36452

    If you don't have friends, that's kinda sad
    *i came for cookies not to be attacked*

  • @Shadkow
    @Shadkow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    “If you don’t have friends, that’s kinda sad” well you know what? Less friends means more cookies for me. Take that.

    • @aimachb
      @aimachb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaaa your so positive, like that

    • @somerandomguy7361
      @somerandomguy7361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      More cookies= More joy, no friends= maximum happiness.

    • @marcush.bach-nielsen6059
      @marcush.bach-nielsen6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes, it was bold to assume that i even would share with my friends in the first place

    • @Darkwolfebony
      @Darkwolfebony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Leeroy Jenkins Chonks are cuter anyway!~

    • @jackkp9633
      @jackkp9633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This person is a genius
      Just stating the facts

  • @hyper-neutrino
    @hyper-neutrino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71285

    2 year cookies: Alright, let's start with growing the wheat.

    • @iaamlisee9136
      @iaamlisee9136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

      HyperNeutrino Lmaoo

    • @yeah2582
      @yeah2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4759

      You missed the first step, plowing the field

    • @maidsinc.7577
      @maidsinc.7577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

      @@yeah2582 what about buying that field?

    • @yeah2582
      @yeah2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3280

      My mistake you have to earn the money to buy the field to plow first

    • @maidsinc.7577
      @maidsinc.7577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

      @@yeah2582 better be some good cookies then

  • @leftonred11
    @leftonred11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    i once made the 2 day cookies (without the toffee because im scared and dont own a candy thermometer) and they legitimately were one of the most incredible things ever. among the best cookies i've had. i want to make them again right now

    • @elvee4557
      @elvee4557 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where did u get the 2 day recipe??

    • @leftonred11
      @leftonred11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@elvee4557 in the pinned comment on this video, all three recipes are there

    • @khushieverma5602
      @khushieverma5602 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I dont have a candy thermometer and i even got the measurments wrong and the toffee still turned out great. js eyeball it lol

  • @anniephantom
    @anniephantom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    5:20 “if you don’t have friends... that’s kinda sad...”
    Me: *single teardrop runs down my face*

    • @deepthinker8063
      @deepthinker8063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @cats7011
      @cats7011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@OcarinaBoy lmao

    • @dontleaveamessage
      @dontleaveamessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same bro, same.

    • @hithere8289
      @hithere8289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, I’ll be your friend

    • @DaGreatNic
      @DaGreatNic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hithere8289 if he can cook

  • @guyonyoutube1097
    @guyonyoutube1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3745

    “If you dont have friends thats kinda sad”
    *We felt that*

  • @Jess-ln3hb
    @Jess-ln3hb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "in order to make friends, you give them food." - Alvin 2k19
    This is the best advice anyone will ever give you

    • @tototitimi
      @tototitimi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why is this kinda true..?

  • @mehhh247
    @mehhh247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I made the 2 min one and it is amazing. If anyone makes it I totally recommend dark chocolate instead of chocolate chips. It makes it a really good sweet to salty ratio.

    • @AzraJ
      @AzraJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did you get the quantity of the ingredients? He just says “some butter” rather than giving measurements

    • @mehhh247
      @mehhh247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AzraJ I just kind of put a bit, not too much, then if it wasn't enough I added more. If you put too much, just add a bit of sugar🤗

    • @ainsleyp56
      @ainsleyp56 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AzraJ tasty commented the recipe as well

    • @Vicky_iguess
      @Vicky_iguess 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      omg i will try it

  • @apexstarfox6033
    @apexstarfox6033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5119

    Who else saw this on there recommended like 10 times and decided to finally see it?

  • @KevinFrenchpiisceiss
    @KevinFrenchpiisceiss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1712

    “Everyone’s grandma has a recipe, except mine because she’s Chinese” same bro. I felt that hard

    • @arandomperson2732
      @arandomperson2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I can relate too

    • @anandamaia
      @anandamaia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same but my grandma is filipino

    • @bellevoor
      @bellevoor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Friend: Grandma always gave me milk and cookies when we visited
      Me: Lola always gave me mangoes and siopao when I visited her

    • @weijihe348
      @weijihe348 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin French sameee

    • @ED-sg2zg
      @ED-sg2zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My grandmun offers baklawa rolls with tea and literally doesn't have any idea what is chocolate chips!

  • @dp6037
    @dp6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12629

    can I be this guy’s friend, I really want cookies

    • @tulipbui1715
      @tulipbui1715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +852

      Cookie digger.

    • @LFM.productions
      @LFM.productions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Hunny Buns lmao why am I laughing so hard 😂🤣

    • @uno674
      @uno674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      izzxø how he doesn’t give hardly any measurements for the ingredients

    • @uno674
      @uno674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      izzxø how? What would you even google?

    • @TeshikuKarin
      @TeshikuKarin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

  • @Gustavo-iq5jl
    @Gustavo-iq5jl ปีที่แล้ว +246

    2 week cookie: let’s take a flight to South America and pick up the cacao beans

  • @robertsemail5695
    @robertsemail5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    14:17 Yes I have a question about the recipes; CAN YOU GIVE THEM TO US?!!?!?

    • @lianett8377
      @lianett8377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I am Nothing HE DIDN’T SAY HOW MUCH TO PUT IN IT AND I HATE ITTTT

    • @loagitz1425
      @loagitz1425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I am Nothing THE ONLY FREAKIN THING HE SAID WAS HOW LONG IT SHOULD BAKE

    • @cardcaptorm
      @cardcaptorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OMG YAAASSSSS!!! Why tho??

    • @lachlancreighton5766
      @lachlancreighton5766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am Nothing i made the 2 minutes cookie but the didn't turn out super good but after a while you should get better at making the cookies so mabye give it a try

    • @madiverdecchio4416
      @madiverdecchio4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg ikr

  • @ddaniell505
    @ddaniell505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    im not gonna lie, the 2-min cookie looks like something out of a cartoon

    • @maple494
      @maple494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thats what I thought

    • @kayleegorial9949
      @kayleegorial9949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      D4niel it looks like a chocolate chip pancake

    • @cinderheart2720
      @cinderheart2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I kinda wanna make it just to see it in real life.

    • @jillian3904
      @jillian3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cinderheart MLP do it I did it and it was so good!! 🤤🤤

    • @DaniGleenberg
      @DaniGleenberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cinderheart MLP lol I made it too. It didn’t go too well.....

  • @sammi-vy3bb
    @sammi-vy3bb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "this is more about those times you get cravings and you don't want 10 cookies..."
    never felt that

    • @seakepp
      @seakepp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But when I’m craving I want 17.. freshly baked cookies..

  • @shartfiabalog7905
    @shartfiabalog7905 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just made the 2 day cookies and it's sensational. The best texture of any brown butter cookies I've ever made. The addition of the ice cubes made all the difference. Chewy, crunchy, toasty, caramel flavour. Absolutely yummy

  • @dxnzalt8054
    @dxnzalt8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12747

    2 decade cookie: Let’s start by melting our steel for our oven

    • @Xper_ienceZ
      @Xper_ienceZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      SPDY_DenZ you forgot to mine it

    • @purrfectpurrincess8045
      @purrfectpurrincess8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@T0YCHEST you do realize two decades is just 20 years right? Each decade is 10 years if you don't know common math.
      *nice fucking save-*

    • @rikoluvv
      @rikoluvv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@purrfectpurrincess8045 20, 1 decade is 10 years bruh

    • @purrfectpurrincess8045
      @purrfectpurrincess8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rikoluvv aw shit I didn't say that right- I know. I'm just extremely dumb at times :/ I forgot to add that a decade is 10 years each :|

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      purrfect purrincess if u dont think u can die in 20 years i respect ur positivity on randomness

  • @parzy_osu
    @parzy_osu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4651

    Alvin: "I think if you have two days..."
    Me: *Laughs in quarantine*

    • @annaleighwoods7876
      @annaleighwoods7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I currently have 2 weeks left for my country's movement control, although it could extend but this 2 weeks is already cause it was extended, but considering how it's not a big country and there's 100+ cases everyday it might again (about the size of Italy but probably smaller since it's devided into 2 parts, I live in the more Central and smaller part of it)

    • @aleem8240
      @aleem8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exul lol my country have been quarantine for 1 month 😂

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aleem8240 well mine too, including the extended 2 weeks it will be 1 month as well. Although I hope they extend it till May

    • @aleem8240
      @aleem8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exul where you live?I live in malaysia

  • @shagster3054
    @shagster3054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5615

    2 second cookies : so you wanna open this Oreo packet-

    • @datboij5685
      @datboij5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      LmmmmmaaOOOO

    • @anirudhtalluri8635
      @anirudhtalluri8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Haha haha

    • @kasumimoss4110
      @kasumimoss4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @AFAbirALFA
      @AFAbirALFA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@geraminus NO NO, a second cookie is the 2 days cookies you imagine in your mouth how good they are already... :)

    • @aaliyahpeterson9995
      @aaliyahpeterson9995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

  • @bluesword7878
    @bluesword7878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    I noticed that the more time it takes to make the cookie, the darker the cookies...
    So a burnt black cookie should be top-notch Gordon Ramsey level?

    • @YouTubewatcher744
      @YouTubewatcher744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Your logic is impeccable

    • @swok6554
      @swok6554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      rAmsAY

    • @BenjaminLee2009
      @BenjaminLee2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      no, its a top notch carcinogen level meaning if you eat it you get cancer and then you die

    • @Monika-ro1kn
      @Monika-ro1kn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *its burnt.*

    • @gun4827
      @gun4827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @Charlie-yv3ib
    @Charlie-yv3ib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8937

    I honestly didn't expect the first one to actually be cooked, it looked like a pancake 😂

    • @jonahcrouch8178
      @jonahcrouch8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      What's wrong with pancakes?

    • @noah0645
      @noah0645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

      @@jonahcrouch8178 there's nothing wrong with pancakes , but if your COOKIE look's like a pancake you're doing something wrong

    • @michellesantos8783
      @michellesantos8783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Same, I saw the thumbnail and I was like that looks raw.

    • @disneychannel2263
      @disneychannel2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey Charlie! 😣

    • @leahm.5901
      @leahm.5901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That’s exactly what I thought!!

  • @strawberryuri
    @strawberryuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    When Alvin said, "In order to make friends, I need to give them food" I related to it on a personal level

    • @Ash0s492
      @Ash0s492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That is literally how I made all of my friends expect my best friend Lacey. Me and her fought over a brown crayon in kindergarten.

    • @Ash0s492
      @Ash0s492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      xD

    • @pauldorsey2140
      @pauldorsey2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      deep

    • @24kace50
      @24kace50 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean by dat doe

    • @thelonelytheatrekids4366
      @thelonelytheatrekids4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When he said "Save it if you have friends if you dont bake it"
      Me:that's why I bake them all at the same time...I don't have any friends

  • @Waspinvr
    @Waspinvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Idk why but the 2 min cookie just looks so good

  • @pokemontest3956
    @pokemontest3956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1443

    4:39 "I like my chocolate chip cookies like I like my bank account... frickin' loaded"
    -Alvin 6th July 2019

    • @justded2642
      @justded2642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Can't relate- Me July 7th 2019

    • @Spoonsies_
      @Spoonsies_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Too bad his cookies aren’t loaded

    • @evita2464
      @evita2464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like my cookies how i like my bank accout, broken ans sad

    • @Jenna-dz2tv
      @Jenna-dz2tv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pokemon Test I can tell you not American

    • @lexx5618
      @lexx5618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I had my cookies like my bank account
      I wouldn't even have a cookie

  • @hallemiller5765
    @hallemiller5765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3464

    Alvin: ” I think colour is flavour”
    Me: * Burns cookies *
    Me: “Mmmmmmm fLaVOuR”

  • @jamespangilinan7581
    @jamespangilinan7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    “uh, yeah...
    i can’t rap”
    that’s probably the BIGGEST mood in this youtube channel.

    • @dinglephlapz
      @dinglephlapz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAH!

    • @spicycake5501
      @spicycake5501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Top ten rappers eminnem is to scared to diss

  • @Therealstone9
    @Therealstone9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    2 century cookie:
    Step 1. Have an Industrial Revolution

  • @pantherisboss94
    @pantherisboss94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    “like my chocolate chip cookies the way I like my bank account, fricking *l o a d e d*”
    -Alvin Zhou 2019

    • @lupitalopez5239
      @lupitalopez5239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah but how is It actualy

    • @alisalahi562
      @alisalahi562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WOOOOOOO

    • @pantherisboss94
      @pantherisboss94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lupita Lopez prolly pretty good considering that tasty is dummy rich and he’s one of the main producers and he has his own show so he probably makes nice money

    • @childabusetoyreview6315
      @childabusetoyreview6315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *loaded*

    • @wessy9109
      @wessy9109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PantherIsBoss 700th like btw 🙋‍♂️

  • @Soochy_
    @Soochy_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2699

    “If you don’t have friends, that’s kinda sad.”
    How dare you attack me like that.

  • @Mistyf1
    @Mistyf1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Microwaving cookies is possible?
    You just gave me hope

    • @Soultergeist
      @Soultergeist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saluted Firestarter when you find out the voltage is not enough and it is 10x longer to microwave one cookie.

    • @lifeisstrangemyfriend
      @lifeisstrangemyfriend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saluted Firestarter you’d be surprised all the stuff you can make in the microwave lol

    • @kaleiah2800
      @kaleiah2800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saluted Firestarter XD I know right? I tried the recipe and it worked so well!!

    • @laststand2182
      @laststand2182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @MarisaCohenBeauty
      @MarisaCohenBeauty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your profile pic is literally my mental stability rn lmaoo

  • @rami8953
    @rami8953 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thanks for the recipe for the 2 minute one. It really helped. I accidently added a lot more of flour on accident, but even though the cookies came out as soft, they were very delicious aswell. (This is also my first time making a dessert I love 😅)

  • @Techsiltox
    @Techsiltox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3089

    All I wanted to see was a cookie baked for 48 hours. I’m a simple man

  • @natg.6987
    @natg.6987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4810

    2-minute: your homie
    2-hour: your grandma
    2-day: *that one mom who organizes the weekly carpool schedule*

  • @jamesr.2017
    @jamesr.2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5600

    2 nanosecond cookies: first you’re gonna want to imagine the taste of a cookie as vividly as you can

    • @sayurisupremacy
      @sayurisupremacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      genius idea

    • @zidanezayed6596
      @zidanezayed6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      aCtUaLLy yOuR bRaIn’S nEuRonNs fIrE aT 1 MiLLiSeCoNdS.

    • @Thy_memendy
      @Thy_memendy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zidanezayed6596 ok boomer

    • @zidanezayed6596
      @zidanezayed6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@Thy_memendy why do you think I typed it like that. I was joking

    • @Thy_memendy
      @Thy_memendy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zidanezayed6596 and i was joking too, *sigh* man shut yo bit-

  • @boomgoof2362
    @boomgoof2362 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2-second cookies: Before you start the 2-second cookie video. First, buy come cookies by going to a store with cookies, buy 1 cookies. Start your video, and edit the cookie teleporting your hand in 2-seconds. Now, you have a 2-second cookie for your viewers

  • @stephecho5916
    @stephecho5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3793

    "My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because... she's chinese"
    *The most relatable thing I've heard all week*
    Edit: wHAT THE HECK I leave this alone for 8 months and I see that I got 3k likes?

    • @donttrustmeimagemini8223
      @donttrustmeimagemini8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Same😆 except my grandma is Iranian.

    • @TheyCallMeVEER
      @TheyCallMeVEER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And what was the most relatable thing you've heard the previous week?

    • @akaashimmer9206
      @akaashimmer9206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yea i’m chinese....

    • @janicewalker4435
      @janicewalker4435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      don't trust me I'm a Gemini same

    • @mobstergold4757
      @mobstergold4757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@janicewalker4435 I am born in june so buddy you aint alone i do not know what you are talking about

  • @thejsonYT
    @thejsonYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    2 Minute Cookie:
    First, you need seven minutes.

    • @aliveandunwell430
      @aliveandunwell430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      łøł

    • @ZellHallow
      @ZellHallow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHGAHAH

    • @a..3657
      @a..3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @TDotLalo
      @TDotLalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you narrating your 2 minute cookie for the camera too?

    • @bigdignan
      @bigdignan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhsgsgsgsgagagagaggagagagagagjcjdiahcjjzhhahahahahahahhahahahahaha... sorry choked on a cookie mid laugh

  • @Sara-gs1rq
    @Sara-gs1rq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    what are the measurements for each ingredient?? because i want to make these but i dont know how much of each to use

    • @randyrandomfacts5154
      @randyrandomfacts5154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sara Harding guess

    • @jeansaavedra760
      @jeansaavedra760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

    • @gulnazkhaira5176
      @gulnazkhaira5176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sara Harding - he uses the bowls as his measurements if you have the bowls you can put the same amount as him. You could also do that with a regular bowl but you would get A LOT more cookie dough! Hope that helps ^^

    • @Pinkstars1605
      @Pinkstars1605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just get a recipe for toll house cookies and adjust the portion size to fit your needs. would be my suggestion. :)

    • @Lewdicon
      @Lewdicon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      tasty.co/recipe/the-best-chewy-chocolate-chip-cookies

  • @wonderlandrious6116
    @wonderlandrious6116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For those who didn't know the toffee process like me, I put 1 cup butter and 1 cup sugar....and that did not work, the two ingredients didn't combine and it left me with a black bubbling sticky mess that got hard when it cooled (hot warm melts it) I did it again, same ratio, and before it could get black and bubbly, I wanted to give up so I threw some of the melted butter in the sink, and put it back on the stove (wasn't giving up yet YET) low and behold, I had toffee. The sugar melted and was getting ribbon-like. So it seems the ratio of butter to sugar has to be small. Little butter, more sugar. Hope that helped someone

    • @victorflink2661
      @victorflink2661 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      look at the first comment all the way up next to the video, i may be 5 months late but better late than never, hopefully u have found the recipe by your own by this time but if not there ya go

    • @wonderlandrious6116
      @wonderlandrious6116 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victorflink2661 oh Waw!🙈I'm ashamed 😂😂😂thank you

  • @aihwhejskskkksjdjfjncbs
    @aihwhejskskkksjdjfjncbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    What happened to the 2 week, month and year cookie?

    • @מיכלמיארה-ש9ע
      @מיכלמיארה-ש9ע 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It's probably the same thing except these ones are also contain fungus 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷🤧🤒🤭

    • @ubiquitous_plebeian
      @ubiquitous_plebeian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It becomes a masterpiece, aka your pfp

    • @sircheesethethird6179
      @sircheesethethird6179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You forgot decade, century, millenium, and eon.

    • @FrancesBaconandEggs
      @FrancesBaconandEggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Psychopathic Kirito the year cookie involves hatching some chicks and waiting for some of them to start laying

    • @jame-optional-s
      @jame-optional-s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What kind of oven do you have, and why do you cremate cookies?

  • @seungiemyeon
    @seungiemyeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2236

    "my grandma did not have a chocolate chip recipe because well,, shes' chinese" LMAOOOO i felt that

    • @yeolmae_delight8414
      @yeolmae_delight8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cali tan I love ur baekhyuniee pic🥺🥰

    • @vegapondz
      @vegapondz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cali tan haha I can relate

    • @seungiemyeon
      @seungiemyeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chanyeol Lover aww thank you☺️

    • @jacky632
      @jacky632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can relate to that

    • @jessehu1061
      @jessehu1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep. *Sigh* Me too.

  • @whyamihere6288
    @whyamihere6288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    You Seasoned the cookie
    *Gordon Ramsay Is Impressed*

    • @lionwolfm9496
      @lionwolfm9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ITS RAW!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡 😂

    • @lastfirstxxa7620
      @lastfirstxxa7620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oof I can spell sauce 😂

    • @peptobismolveins
      @peptobismolveins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You people be making Gordan Ramsay jokes without even caring if he does not have his lamb sauce.
      *wait, that’s illegal*

    • @billybobthegamer7484
      @billybobthegamer7484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He hates people who spell his name wrong

    • @jester1319
      @jester1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elite Member 1 *GORDON RAMSAY 100*

  • @aamirsgalaxy5123
    @aamirsgalaxy5123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    2 decade cookie:
    step 1: be born

    • @josephthelittleone9168
      @josephthelittleone9168 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      step 2 : learn to walk

    • @fixyphoenix5394
      @fixyphoenix5394 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Step 3: grow up

    • @yibassanation6725
      @yibassanation6725 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Step 4: Start mining the steel for an oven

    • @BR3AK.66
      @BR3AK.66 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Step 5: buy a field to plant wheat

    • @asphaltlegend111
      @asphaltlegend111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Step 6: Plant Cacao Trees for the Chocolate

  • @BoonJim1
    @BoonJim1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    “I think color is flavor”
    I told you mom, my cookies aren’t burnt, they’re just full of flavor 😤😤😤

  • @finleypdoherty
    @finleypdoherty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    ‘I think colour is flavour’
    That’s what I’ll tell everyone when I burn toast 😂

    • @paolopischedda7629
      @paolopischedda7629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @WalterRamjet HeroOfOurNation You have so right 💖

    • @hurby8260
      @hurby8260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@paolopischedda7629 yeah he *have* so right

    • @Avianca-rr3rf
      @Avianca-rr3rf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WalterRamjet HeroOfOurNation So getting cancer is the best?

    • @obelix-ps4bo
      @obelix-ps4bo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Avianca-rr3rf lol

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emojis in 2019 its so fucking cringe, use the twitch emotes
      Example: PogChamp, feelsgoodman, (lul,lol,lmao these are not twitch emotes but we use it), residentsleeper, Kreygasm, dansgame etc...

  • @raiders1k
    @raiders1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    20 year cookie: alright, so let’s start with *_getting born_*

    • @pepeboto4640
      @pepeboto4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Exxdee lets start with my dad not pulling out

    • @F18GGSLOL
      @F18GGSLOL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      copied comment

    • @unthinkables6671
      @unthinkables6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@F18GGSLOL I don't see any comment that says that so idk what ur looking at

    • @myeheheh6887
      @myeheheh6887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tomura Shigaraki some do 😅

    • @dorist4767
      @dorist4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      200 year cookie: aight lets start with copying jokes.

  • @y.amandasyaputri5723
    @y.amandasyaputri5723 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In my country Indonesia there’s a cookies store named Dough Lab. They have been baking since 2018. Me&other customers literally queueing in every Dough Lab outlets only to buy New Yorkers cookies. Me&my mom wonder what’s their recipe. Now we know Dough Lab’s New Yorker cookies is exactly like your 2-day cookies recipe (yes, they sprinkle sea salt on top too). Thanks, Alvin for leaking Dough Lab cookies recipe. I think we can be friends now.

  • @Endermax3852
    @Endermax3852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    Friend: bro can you make some cookies
    Me: *yeah just wait two days*

  • @star7771
    @star7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    give us the recipe n measurements for the 2 day cookie 👺

    • @linaalqirem622
      @linaalqirem622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      misaki d

    • @childreninmybasement4949
      @childreninmybasement4949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      sydnehhh h stupid he didn’t give out the MEASUREMENTS FOR EACH INGREDIENT SMARTASS

    • @aestheticalyy9045
      @aestheticalyy9045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      sydnehhh h he didn’t give the measurements like tf are we supposed to guess

    • @amandahubbard7920
      @amandahubbard7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right!?!?

    • @star7771
      @star7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Idontknowwhattosay. i feel honored for people people protecting me

  • @abhimanyusharma588
    @abhimanyusharma588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    People: making friends requires years of dedication.
    This guy: the First step to making friends, make 2-day cookies and expect them to like it, and if they don't killem.

  • @intothefuture2354
    @intothefuture2354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t understand how he makes his cookies so good. When I try to bake cookies mine are as hard as a rock.

  • @darshnirawat8799
    @darshnirawat8799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8798

    My idiotic dysfunctional brain: “0h, so they bake it for 2 days???”
    🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @jyotic4195
      @jyotic4195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Mine too

    • @zoerss
      @zoerss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Same

    • @trixinka__
      @trixinka__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      me too lmao

    • @Frxnzied
      @Frxnzied 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Mine too

    • @jackdaniels1749
      @jackdaniels1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      The 2 minute cookie looks raw that probably why we thought that way

  • @Baby_Z0MB1E
    @Baby_Z0MB1E 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    Alvin : My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe, because she’s Chinese. 😂
    Why is this so true, I went to my grandparents house and instead of cookies we got red bean buns. ( they were really good ) - I’m Chinese🇨🇳
    Edit - Dude I legit didn’t think this would get that many likes, so thx ✌🏻
    comment what you ate at your grandparents house 👌🏻

    • @ykkynmrnki1424
      @ykkynmrnki1424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think its japanese version of cookies

    • @sheridanyang6365
      @sheridanyang6365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How I love being Asian

    • @aveaillium8754
      @aveaillium8754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Red bean buns are sooo damn good. Being British, we don't have chocolate chip cookie recipes either. We got scones and jam ones!!😂😂

    • @guestaccount2989
      @guestaccount2989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BEANS!

    • @marysaleh2042
      @marysaleh2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao instead, I found klecha (كليجة) at my grandparents house. They’re basically date rolls and they’re so good so I’m not complaining 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @bridgett7128
    @bridgett7128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    “Before you guys say anything, I have two of these shirts” lmaooo💀😂

  • @keith2625
    @keith2625 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i made the 2 minute cookie and it tasted like an old pancake and my mom yelled at me and beat me with her wip and my dad shot me with his nail gun for waisting ingredients

    • @Freshgrxsses
      @Freshgrxsses 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is the most unbeleivable joke ive ever heard-

    • @pamelab7871
      @pamelab7871 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With a reply as funny as this one, you could make a mint being a stand-up comedian! I laughed so hard I woke up my husband who was taking a nap!!

  • @evanwoods4774
    @evanwoods4774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    First cookie: **Exists**
    Gordon Ramsay: It’S FoCkIn RAW!!

    • @gmayo777
      @gmayo777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Kimberly 99 what the f**k?

    • @Blurr_Rat
      @Blurr_Rat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's still good?

    • @sammiyusuf9750
      @sammiyusuf9750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Evan Woods and WhErE tHe FrIcK iS tHe LaMb SaUcE

    • @puppyproductions6514
      @puppyproductions6514 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do not include bad words I çan't say.

    • @trampoleen8750
      @trampoleen8750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOOKIN LASER SIGHTS

  • @marcczn6792
    @marcczn6792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    Alvin: “My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because.... she’s chinese”
    I’m deadddddd😂😂😂

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JustThatRandomCommenter I don’t get it?

    • @finncordy6218
      @finncordy6218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @JustThatRandomCommenter i legit thought he said a he had diabetes 😂😂🤣

    • @lucindanevado9304
      @lucindanevado9304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@viiperbiite I don't either yet I'm Chinese. Am I missing something, besides the fact
      that Chinese people don't normally eat chocolate chip cookies?

    • @yueaouki7098
      @yueaouki7098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@lucindanevado9304 yeah thats it
      Lots of asian households don't really have recipes for things like cookie or cakes unless i guess they're traditional treats? Its the same for me too XD

    • @stormzak7799
      @stormzak7799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@viiperbiite cause they use sticks to eat

  • @aliverend
    @aliverend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Where are the recipes?🤷🏼‍♀️
    I actually would love to recreate those delicious looking 2-day cookies 🍪

    • @GalaxyDoodles
      @GalaxyDoodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Katynajc no one knows and apparently there are no measurements, sorry hun, im upset about it too

    • @gustavor97
      @gustavor97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katynajc i would say its a classic cookie recipe you can switch in the ingredients

    • @jasonyuen6915
      @jasonyuen6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      2 day cookies= Tasty 101 chocolate chip cookie recipe

    • @josephdobry5400
      @josephdobry5400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jasonyuen6915 thx im gonna check that out

    • @IsabelHernandez-cq3qh
      @IsabelHernandez-cq3qh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What about the 2 minute one? Like for those midnight cravings 😋

  • @PumpkinSpice-v5e
    @PumpkinSpice-v5e 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Here’s my recipe 1 get festebels 2 get flower eggs and bacon 3 put all into a bowl and stir until the bacon has covered all the mixture 4 put it the microwave for 16 hours and then add some salt and get yourself some good old Pepsi and garlic 5 eat and show your friends

  • @dragondog7515
    @dragondog7515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4494

    I mean since everything is cancelled we might as well try the 2 day cookie
    Lol thanks for all the likes

    • @mysticism5073
      @mysticism5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dragon Dog so true

    • @andrezgaming.1672
      @andrezgaming.1672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @emmygth
      @emmygth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      exactly what i'm doing right now

    • @bun2738
      @bun2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      but then we have to leave the house for the ingredients and we might die lmao

    • @heidicollyer5199
      @heidicollyer5199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      anna - I’m sure some companies are still doing deliveries for essentials items

  • @chikinbooger
    @chikinbooger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    2 Year Cookie: Start off by growing Cocoa beans.. and then get a baby chicken and start raising it for your eggs.

  • @theturtlekiller_880
    @theturtlekiller_880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I left my cookies to rest for a year, they have so much flavor now that they turned green!🍪😋

  • @lucasvanlammeren7946
    @lucasvanlammeren7946 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Id love this guy as a friend, he seems really cool and chill to hang out with, and the cookies look soooo good

  • @finnsargeant3499
    @finnsargeant3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2498

    200 million year cookie:
    All right lets start by burying the dinosaurs for our oil

    • @blueberryepic1510
      @blueberryepic1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ok

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@pusheenlover7223 you clearly don't know how r/wooshing works huh

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pusheenlover7223 what do you mean?

    • @horatio1316
      @horatio1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pusheenlover7223 Yeah, then why'd you do it? That person didn't have a joke go over their head.

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pusheenlover7223 that doesn't mean that they don't understand the joke they just said Ok

  • @jarredmillan3811
    @jarredmillan3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    “if you don’t have friends... that’s kinda sad.”
    no need to remind me alvin

  • @Arob4343
    @Arob4343 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I need to do the 2 minute one. I’m curious about how good it is. But those 2 day cookies are my go-to

  • @annikarogers7470
    @annikarogers7470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Life advice from Alvin:
    “In order to make friends, you need to give them food”

  • @kaitlynlancaster4655
    @kaitlynlancaster4655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Alvin: *eats ingredients*
    Tasty: Please don't do this
    Alvin: YOLO

    • @nataliaguenter1143
      @nataliaguenter1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do it and I now know someone who does it as well 😊

  • @minicloud737
    @minicloud737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    For people wanting the 2-Day cookie experience but not having the time or patience, here's an alternative!
    Use the 2-Hour recipe, but brown your butter instead (cool with an ice cube) and add 1/2 teaspoon of espresso powder to the dry ingredients. These two additions really deepen the flavor and is barely any extra effort!

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But that's completely against the point of a 2-day cookie...

    • @nikola6683
      @nikola6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@MrLoowiz cmon, the point of a cookie is to eat it and enjoy :D Let people eat their cookies how fast they want to

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nikola6683 Still against the point of a 2-day cookie.

    • @nikola6683
      @nikola6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@MrLoowiz alright, good luck keeping the saint point safe

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nikola6683 ? Alright buddy, you do you...

  • @sighlencee
    @sighlencee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ngl 2 minute chocolate cookie looks the best

  • @drtash21
    @drtash21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    20 sec cookie:
    Me at Subway: I'll have the chocolate chip cookie.
    Edit: Thanks for the unexpected likes 🎇

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol😂

    • @max-jr9st
      @max-jr9st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is "esta senora es un angel"? I don't know Spanish that's why I ask hahaha

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@max-jr9st This woman is an angel that's what it means

    • @max-jr9st
      @max-jr9st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@catsforlife3540 Oh, thank's. I don't know if my Mac is wrong, but that comes out in this guy's comment lol

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@max-jr9st that's strange

  • @sana5521
    @sana5521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    I thought they were going to leave the cookies out in the open for the different amounts of times 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @pink_kpop709
      @pink_kpop709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @mm-yo9cp
      @mm-yo9cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bowyy Boo fr i was so confused 😭

    • @etunahsa0456
      @etunahsa0456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought they were going to leave them in the oven for different amount of times....... I feel dumb

    • @karlajung1107
      @karlajung1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@etunahsa0456 I laughed at the main commenter's assumption only to discover I was wrong in assuming the oven times were the right thing

    • @etunahsa0456
      @etunahsa0456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karlajung1107 eYe-

  • @isabellagervais9996
    @isabellagervais9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    “ to make friends, you have to make them food” this is truest thing on earth anybody will like you if you make them food

    • @walnut3865
      @walnut3865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Depends how good it is...

    • @shilohl3175
      @shilohl3175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isabella Gervais lol my bestie actually doesn’t like eating 🤣, kinda weird, like me!!!

  • @devc.4322
    @devc.4322 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Timestamps:
    0:27 Two Minute Cookie
    2:54 Two Hour Cookie
    6:24 Two Day Cookie

  • @leynavenzke2748
    @leynavenzke2748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    For some reason I thought that this video was cooking the same cookie batter at different temperatures for two minutes, two hours and two days. Dang I’m dumb.

    • @DK-qj7cr
      @DK-qj7cr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Leyna Venzke 🙋🏼‍♀️dumb/uninformed right along with you 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Leyna Venzke Nahh you not dumb, you’re fine lol

    • @vaishnaviananth5688
      @vaishnaviananth5688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the same... 😅😅

    • @RussellPRead
      @RussellPRead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus Is The Truth aye bruh thanks for letting my brother use ur Porsche for prom

    • @laney888
      @laney888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vaishnavi Ananth samee :-:

  • @AnAmericanComposer
    @AnAmericanComposer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10798

    "Before any of you ask: I have two of these shirts."
    I feel attacked.

    • @Xan-Monk
      @Xan-Monk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Dude i love your channel ive been watching since 30k

    • @vaish_chavan
      @vaish_chavan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I bet he doesn't. Any sensible person would at least wear a difficult shirt for the sake of the video even if he has two of them. He could have atleast changed his shirt if he was going to shoot it on the same day lmao.

    • @zVision_
      @zVision_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's was at 666 likes. I haven't liked so fast in my life.

    • @albertalways4059
      @albertalways4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AnAmericanComposer lol

    • @soursop8174
      @soursop8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Xan-Monk his channel is probably older than you are

  • @CressAuri
    @CressAuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3546

    2 minutes: lazy
    2 hours: For the kids (or yourself)
    2 Days: *GRANDMA*

    • @Maya-pw5yv
      @Maya-pw5yv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Or if you are VERY patient

    • @geez2926
      @geez2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Huy Gold 2 days look my my brothers shit

    • @geez2926
      @geez2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No joke

    • @geez2926
      @geez2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would taste good but it looks bad

    • @ubahnur8728
      @ubahnur8728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My grandma died when I was 10 I never knew anything about her :(

  • @WalkerOnYT
    @WalkerOnYT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    give this man a ton of friends NOW

    • @BrodyStag
      @BrodyStag 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We’ve all sinned, trust in Jesus and that he died for our sins on the cross. Our works can’t save us but Jesus can! Much love.

    • @WalkerOnYT
      @WalkerOnYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BrodyStag what

  • @sederot
    @sederot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2291

    20 year cookies: first let’s travel to the jungles to find some natural cacao

  • @dagonyang-w9m
    @dagonyang-w9m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    “If you don’t have friends...that’s kinda sad”
    Me: I feel personally attacked...

  • @jordancoof
    @jordancoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    We are missing the 2 Second Cookie: Chips Ahoy.

    • @muznahsuleman693
      @muznahsuleman693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol @ Jordan chua

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, true.
      XD

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chips ahoy not as good as the original recipe

    • @lucasliam8238
      @lucasliam8238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No that finishes in one second, not two. I’d know, because if I waited two seconds to finish the box someone else would want some.

    • @BeirutBallin
      @BeirutBallin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deserves more likes

  • @marzbarzgaming-qx8wt
    @marzbarzgaming-qx8wt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was making the 2 day cookie and my brother said it was a waste of time then when it was done he called it the best cookie in the world!

  • @puzzled-head3493
    @puzzled-head3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    Guy: "this dough will make like...10 to 15 cookies"
    Me putting the entire dough at once to make a giant cookie: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @juriatsuki7658
      @juriatsuki7658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Or you have no friend to share your Cookies xP
      Sry if it's too mean. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

    • @puzzled-head3493
      @puzzled-head3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@juriatsuki7658 that also works

    • @absinthe4322
      @absinthe4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Truly a mad lad

    • @Кря-ш2н
      @Кря-ш2н 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Juria Tsuki but you can cut it like a pizza

    • @Кря-ш2н
      @Кря-ш2н 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or you can go crazy an make 10 to 15 giant cookies

  • @hih839
    @hih839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    The microwave cookie is great!
    I made a improved recipe for it however!
    I recommend that instead of egg, you use 2 tablespoons milk. Simply because eggs can get rubbery in the microwave.
    Next instead of light brown sugar, use dark brown, it will intensify the cookies flavor!
    And last but not least, instead of 1/8 vanilla, use 1/2 vanilla!

    • @yshnavi_nayak
      @yshnavi_nayak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Thanks, I am a vegetarian, so this helped.

    • @icarus-wings
      @icarus-wings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Something about using a microwave to cook something instead of simply reheating/defrosting it just doesn’t sit right with me.

    • @emeyer1977ify
      @emeyer1977ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My parchment paper burned

    • @hih839
      @hih839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@emeyer1977ify You probably microwaved it to long. Parchment paper is not known to burn, it can darken however. The food your cooking on the parchment paper cannot help in the darkening of the paper.

    • @eshav.3552
      @eshav.3552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@yshnavi_nayak the recipe is vegetarian in the first place. I think you were trying to say that you dont eat 🥚 eggs.

  • @mayao8985
    @mayao8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    The Producer: “Keep talking to keep the audience entertained”
    Alvin: “My Grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because, she’s..... Chinese”
    😂😂😂
    Edit: Omg yes this is supposed to be funny! And it is NOT supposed to be offensive! I just thought it was funny how Alvin kept rambling off abt random stuff lol.

  • @Mr-Farts
    @Mr-Farts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    200 century cookie: Let’s start by taking a nice walk outside when it’s a fine day.

  • @cailynallebasi
    @cailynallebasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2812

    “My grandma doesn’t have a cookie recipe cause uhm....she’s Chinese”
    “I like my cookies like I like my bank account....frickin loaded”
    This guy is hilarious..he passed my vibe check

    • @alyssa471
      @alyssa471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ikr he's awesome!!!

    • @sportsbydeclan2293
      @sportsbydeclan2293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Especially the uhh yeah I can’t rap

    • @sarah-si3fn
      @sarah-si3fn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and the “i have two different shirts” lmaooo i couldn’t stop crying

    • @IuminaIyte
      @IuminaIyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “If you don’t have friends... that’s sad.”

    • @ryangonzalez8121
      @ryangonzalez8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is a vibe check.

  • @randleformvp
    @randleformvp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    Gordon Ramsay: Let's add some olive oil.
    Binging with Babish: Let's add some kosher salt.
    Alvin: BUTTER

    • @veiikure
      @veiikure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brian Kong Boris : It’s okay! Just add some mayonnaise.

    • @Anonymoose62
      @Anonymoose62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      These comments are severely underrated

    • @rodrigodemiguellamminen5244
      @rodrigodemiguellamminen5244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chef john from food wishes.com: add some cayenne powder

    • @alyshiaoennus2057
      @alyshiaoennus2057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      U forgot one more thing :
      Rie : ALCOHOL!

    • @raul-hf2qn
      @raul-hf2qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Adam Ragusea: Add a whole bottle of white wine.

  • @onkhelnobyl
    @onkhelnobyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    "36 hours later"
    *"before you guys say anything, I have two of this shirts"*

    • @erykzab
      @erykzab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *these

    • @heyammayeh
      @heyammayeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wil steal your bike _ Oh well you can’t steal my bike cuz........... uh....... uh .... I am Latina!

    • @sunny-mg9ug
      @sunny-mg9ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wil steal your bike _ bet

    • @aukg7362
      @aukg7362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erykzab dude please dont I spent like $800 on this bike

    • @efinisky
      @efinisky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PrimuzeGaming I am your 1,000th like

  • @callmeLoola
    @callmeLoola ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I DID THE 2 MINUTE RECIPE AND IT TURNED OUT VERY DELIOUS !!, but I didn't have vanilla extract, I only had the sugar vanilla so I put it in, and I didn't have chocolate chips,so I did plain cookies, and it turned out-----,AMAZINGGGGG, thankyou so much Tasty❤❤, New subbscriber

  • @achild9348
    @achild9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    *tasty:* makes 2 minute cookies
    *me:* makes *”2 minute cookies”* and spends and hour on them

    • @goofypenguin790
      @goofypenguin790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i made them in about 30! They were a lot like cake

    • @user-kl7cj5mn6z
      @user-kl7cj5mn6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m making them right now it’s gonna take me like and hour 🤣😂

    • @2zad220
      @2zad220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same tho

    • @madzr4800
      @madzr4800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Goofy Penguin really? Mine only took like 10-15 minutes, the longest step was the microwave and I hade to keep microwaving it in integers so it could become crisp

    • @usmaniqbal9207
      @usmaniqbal9207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol it means 2 minute is the prep time

  • @rmsfavoritelilcrab4006
    @rmsfavoritelilcrab4006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    *“Bake it... if you don’t have friends. That’s kinda sad.”*
    Wow Alvin, you didn’t have to come for me like that. I definitely feel like I’m being called out.😂

  • @pinkpineapple9663
    @pinkpineapple9663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Perfect for those moments when I don't want ten cookies but want a little something sweet?? When would I NOT want ten cookies..

    • @mashellvin
      @mashellvin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skittle Factory 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @therealbuilderman3495
      @therealbuilderman3495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Skittle Factory fatass nigga...

    • @lorielleann119
      @lorielleann119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skittle Factory honestly this needs More likes 😂😂😂😂

    • @luigifrommariosworldddd28l64
      @luigifrommariosworldddd28l64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lorielleann119 th-cam.com/video/QVJ9suAXNDg/w-d-xo.html

    • @rolfv.s.2870
      @rolfv.s.2870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@therealbuilderman3495 You know it's true

  • @iToxiccQu
    @iToxiccQu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:55
    2-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 8-10 cookies)
    PREP TIME: 1 HOUR
    COOK TIME: 15 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 195 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    ½ cup granulated sugar
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    ½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
    1 large egg
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1¼ cups all-purpose flour
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    4 ounces milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks
    4 ounces dark chocolate chunks
    PREPARATION
    1. In a large bowl, whisk together the granulated and brown sugar, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps.
    2. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before dissolving.
    3. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold with a spatula until just incorporated. (Be careful not to overmix, which will cause the gluten in the flour to toughen, resulting in cakier cookies).
    4. Fold in the milk and dark chocolate chunks.
    5. Chill the dough for 2 hours, or, for a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be.
    6. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
    7. Using a 2½-ounce ice cream scoop or a ⅓ cup measure, scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheets, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between each cookie and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. A half sheet pan should fit no more than 6 cookies.
    8. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to lightly brown. Let cool completely before serving.
    9. Enjoy!

  • @livbelling3171
    @livbelling3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    2 decade chocolate chip cookies: So first we venture to the vast rainforests of Africa’s Ivory Coast to retrieve our cocoa beans

    • @user-ps2kt7pu2p
      @user-ps2kt7pu2p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      thats a 2 year cookie

    • @minu4681
      @minu4681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahahahahahaha

    • @Hope-kq9rq
      @Hope-kq9rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Two decade would be making the rainforest

    • @broski7088
      @broski7088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Copied comment

    • @murlog2019
      @murlog2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 decade cookie first we build our army to conquer the rain forest