Surgeons, what's the weirdest object you've removed from a patient's "behind"?
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That one line, "That doctor lied to me..." after the string story had me dying.
"You know, you shouldn't have taken my advice seriously thinking it would actually work."
"It sounded like you had experience in this subject with how confident you sounded."
For the guy who stuck AAs up the other guy’s manhood, it’s not assault, it’s battery ironically enough
‘Is that even possible?’ was my reaction, but well guess it is possible. You learn new thing everyday
LMAO
If that was me I'd probably use that laughter to cover up any trauma. I'd probably the first victim in court to giggle the whole time during my process (or whatever the legal terms are english is not my first language)
@@lFurinlit is... It is...
@@ayiorsometimes it’s called court session or trial depending on where it’s held.
"That olive oil is no longer extra virgin."
Sorry, gotta go after that one, I am no longer among the living, lmao
With respect to the one about the cat, that is animal cruelty. That is punishable under the law, but only if OP documented everything and reported it to the police. (Hell, the owner's failure to get the cat's pancreatitis treated in the first place constituted animal cruelty by neglect.)
was coming to the comments for the same reason. Poor cat died in so much pain.
This whole episode had me dying but the do it right you muppets, and the whole potato guy getting the we gotta talk about chewing our food killed me 🤣💀
As the old saying passed down through the ages goes: "No flared base, gone without a trace."
I have read a case study where the problem was that the flared base broke off in the extraction attempt.
@@GhostBear3067 A acquaintance of mine had this problem. It's reportedly a lot less embarrassing if the problem is due to a but-plug malfunction, tho.
that cat did not have to pass. I had a cat that got pancreatitis. it has only about a 50% recovery rate and a 50% relapse.. he survived... . that old woman. sheesh
Yeah, the AA batteries one is definitely sexual assault, hoping the victim is ok and really hope he pressed charges but doesn't sound like it.
This whole video is a reminder to always use the right tools for the job. Do not stick stuff up there that is not designed for it. And no, it's not gay to do this stuff, either. If a lesbian can use the exact same toy and still be gay, then you can use that toy and still be straight. If it makes you feel good, and you're not hurting anyone (without consent), then who cares?
I'm gay and I dont understand why people would rather protect their sexuality status than medical status. Plus I think it honestly puts more suspicion on you by saying you're not gay
WHY SO MANY LIGHTBULBS!!!
Clearly these people aren’t to bright!
OMG! Why the hell are people sticking thin glass objects up there butt?!
they lied, the ones that actually got pushed in aren’t the regular ones- they’re the smaller ones. others are actually pushed in socket first because it’s physically impossible shove the bulb in without breaking it bulb first 🙄
This is one of the funniest threads I've listened to - thank you🤣
My brother, not a doctor or even a college graduate, once worked at McDonald's. While he didn't ever have to remove anything from a person, he once told me that when ordered to clean the bathrooms, he had gone in to find that somebody had done #2 all over the floor. Like, not even trying to use the toilet. After he cleaned up, right in the middle of it all, he found a tampon. And yes, it was the men's room...
Men should not be trusted with period products
😳😳
Truly that buzz light year went to infinity and beyond
He returned different... a changed man... he never was the same...
@@chriss2031you can't come back from beyond...
He had a friend in him
did he go where no man had gone before?
The guy who had a Buzz Lightyear up his rear had a friend in him.
He went to infinity and beyond
he took the song literally
the response to the first story is how i would respond if i was a doctor/nurse who had to deal with that "I'm not gay!"
"clearly cause if you where you'd know how not to get stuff stuck up there."
I was a corrections officer back in 2012. We had a guy turn himself in. He had multiple warrants. Going through the intake procedure we discovered he had a strong hanging from his butt. Ended up taking him to the hospital and the ended up removing 4 Ziploc bags each one contained a cell phone & charger. Turned out he was giving money to smuggle them into a couple of other inmates.
I work in hospitals. How about a lit candle... That's right it was lit when it went in... ouch.
HI, Paramedic here, and I have had my instructor run a case for a 55 yom who "fell" on something in the shower. After palpation, feeling his abdomen, the audible sounds of "Buzz lightyear to the rescue" became quite unmistakable and freaked out the firefighters AND EMS personnel on scene as everyone could hear it in the room and in the hallway. They take him to the hospital and sure enough, a large, as in greater than 6in, Buzz lightyear action figure was stuck up this patients bum. The reason why he couldn't "retrieve" it was not only how far in it went, but when he tried to retrieve it the first time, he accidentally pressed the wings button on Buzz, causing the wings to extend out fully and keep him lodged in the smelly hole of the 55 year old male. At first I didnt believe my instructor at all...until i saw the X-ray of it! It was legit! Buzz went well above infinity and beyond and was as far up at just above the man's hips in the X-ray.
0:19 I’ve never laughed harder at a line in these videos before, my sister heard my wheezing and burst through the door thinking I was having an asthma attack
“How did this happen again?” - Every ER Nurse
Once had a tooth brush stuck up there, don’t ask I don’t want to talk about it.
i wanna ask how...
Tell us
womp womp
Now that you said "Don't ask", I *HAVE* to know how.
How did it getup there?
6:10 My mom works at an hospital, not a nurse herself but talk with them, and at some point on a break they started to talk about that subject.
They got a patient who had a drumstick stuck in the butt, but it was a real accident, went trough his jeans and kind of missed the rectum, so it pierced the side and caused some damages inside. The funny thing is one fo the nurse that was present just so happen to be buddy with the guy! She explained the stick was between the cushion on a couch, sticking up and the guy went to sit down and never saw it.
Must have been quite painful.
also... by 16:30
you probably have noticed its allways thick side go in first.... that is step 1 to getting things stuck there
small side, by nature of being smaller, has less grip and slides in much easier
i just wanna know how it fits tho
"Onions have layers" - Shrek
Without a base without a trace
Also double check the quality because I have read case studies where the problem started when the base broke off in the extraction attempt.
Just guys being dudes, amirite? Just guys being dudes. This made me laugh and I'm stealing it 😂
I was in the ER to deal with a broken bone one evening when I overheard the conversation in the triage bay next to mine. Apparently, this guy had the gear shift lever of a Ford F-150 in a place that, well, let’s just say I’ve never owned a manual transmission truck, but I’m entirely certain that’s not how you use it….
(Yes, he’d broken the thing off inside him….)
Brings me back to a discontinued Netflix-serier Mindhunter, and Ed Kemper who describes butt naughties as "it sucks you right up". And I kind of questioned the validity of it but based on this video I guess it's true.
I don't think he was talking about butts. He did it on severed heads of his victims 😬
Cat one made me sad 😢
has to go to bed at 12:50 AM today (EST), and seeing this video made me think:
“hey, im gonna watch this video when i wake up”
exactly 12 hours later, watching this and definitely questioning the content
I seem to be chiming in on a lot of content but I have a lot of stories. My 1st wife was a pediatric nurse in the local hospital and she had to attend to a child (male 13-14 yo) brought in under a panic. He refused to tell his mom what was going on. They sent him to xray and then put him in my exes dept. She had to extricate a mercury thermometer from his butt? Like you said , he lost control of it and BOOP. it got sucked up into him. A Dr arrived and used a speculum and rubber tipped forceps and go in to fish it out. They didn't need to keep him for observation so my Ex had to explain what had happened to him. The Mother said, " he mustve swallowed it and it worked its was through his system before getting hung up in his butt?" My ex was like " No he was poking it into his ass and it got sucked up in there? Your scenario is impossible for a mercury thermometer ma'am. He was masturbating. " the mom turned bright red and dragged him out of the room....hahah. My 2nd wife was an ER med-surg nurse for about 10 years. She assisted on every surgery except brain surgery and amputations . Her worst story was a man 35 yo coming in complaining of pain in his chest and he thought he might have been having a heart attack and was having problems breathing. They take him for an Xray and..... he had a double ended dong about a foot and a half long and as round as a 20oz soda bottle completely up his butt. It was pressing against his pericardium causing heart problems and slowing down his blood enough to make it hard to breathe? The Dr grabbed it and slowly unsheathed it from his butt and the guy said he immediately felt better. Keep stuff out of your butt Sir... hahahah
Love how most of the times, they “fell” on the object and it gets suck.
The worst one I remember was a summer squash that had been there a couple days. It was big and had broken off in there and the guy thought he would just poop it out. When we got to it the squash had cooked inside of him and we had to pick it out in pieces and there were so many seeds it looked like we had murdered a pumpkin by the time we were done.😅
that was a fun one thanks editor and jack
love that i got a telehealth ad while watching this video saying "take care of your whole health" im just thinking "hole" health xD
Yep too much internet for this morning
As long as you keep calling your exit and enterence, it's gonna keep hurting.
When the weirdest thing you pull out of someone butt is nothing purely because you've seen so many weird things it becomes normal, I guarantee you start to question your career choice
"poop rocket engine"
Thanks now i will [ reset character ] myself
That poor cat
I know a gay guy who needed to go to the E.R. when his but-plug broke. The nurses reportedly said it was refreshing to for once have someone in there with an object stuck up their as$ that actually belonged there.
In the words of Angry Cops, "If it ain't fluted, it ain't gettin' booted!"
"No base, no trace."
6:23 the wrapper 😂
I worked at a jail. I didn't remove it but this guy could poop for almost two weeks. He finally admitted he put bags of coke up there
9:57: Yeah, that _toilet brush_ thing made me cringe… a lot. I… I can’t even imagine how painful…
And what the *_heck_* is with all the *LIGHT BULBS!?*
They probably just wanted some illumination. It's called "the place where the sun doesn't shine" for a reason.
@@CoastalSphinx 10/10, you win the comment section. XD
The battery don’t guy, probably what happened could be classified as torture.
this is one of the reasons i never even considering medic school.
#5 - Not buying it. They’re not going to treat you at the hospital without ID, absent exigent circumstances.
You can’t just tell them you’ll pay in cash but don’t want to identify yourself.
i have friends who are hentai artists, i'm sending them this as a resource
I would be interested in what the friends makes based on this then
@@deathdrop so far, nothing
@@IamEscBoy okay
@@deathdrop so far, the only response was "No………"
@@IamEscBoy ok then
A bunch of doctors got fired from a hospital near me for sharing around an xray of an eel up someone's butt 🤮🤮
Why would you get fired over it, its education material.
For the glory
@@Keksemann666 patient confidentiality or something 🤷 they were definitely sharing it for the lolz
@@shneakrets but confidentiality only matters when the patient can be connected to the info, a simple picture of some ass with somethings stuck shouldn't fall under that.
@@Keksemann666 I heard about this like third hand from a friend - looked it up and it was actually that lots of doctors and nurses had looked the patient up in the hospital's system unnecessarily
i have my own personal story, and NO i didnt actually do that for pleasure, i was showering with my partner who was recovering from surgery so he needed a bit of extra help washing himself, and it was also a good opportunity to get clean and save water for me too. i dont have the greatest legs so i cant stand for long. i went to sit down one time, and landed right onto the soap dispenser with the push down nozzle that was on the floor. it went right up inside of me and while screaming, pulling it out and dry heaving from the sudden pain, my partner called an ambulance and even while explaining what happened to me to them, i just know they thought i was doing something else with it. no, i'm not stupid, i have my own toys for that and i'm very serious and safe about them. it was a very embarassing experience.
why do people stick light bulbs up their holes? when the hell would that be a good idea?
Why does no one ever try doing an enema to remove objects? It works really well depending on the situation. It works good enough that I'm considering just experimenting with it.
Bro i cant even get in a suppository, these are not humans
sincerely the funniest video ive listened to. never laughed this much😂😂😂😂
so for peg adjacent, i will say the favorite thing i've seen is someone using a little rope. like.. about 3x bigger than fishing wire, big enough that you really wouldn't think it COULD break... but a tiny bit smaller than the urethra, albeit i'm just guessing :/
Story 13 was very illuminating!! 😅
To any of you straight guys who feel the impulsive thoughts of shoving something up your back end, please keep these things in mind.
Make sure the object has a tapered base. That is the most important thing cause this will stop the object from being sucked up like a vacuum. I actually wish I could say this was a joke, but it isn't.
Make sure the object is not too wide or long. You can do some serious damage if you aren't careful about that. Make sure that anything textured isn't too intense cause you don't want a GI bleed.
Lube your object up!!! This will prevent tearing. And make sure you use the right kind of lube. If you use oil based lube for certain items, it'll break down. Water-based is the best.
Lastly, make sure you use something that is intended for self pleasure... you'll save yourself this incredibly embarrassing trip to the ER. Also, don't try to lockerbox your penile shaped toy... your bunghole becomes a vacuum.
Edited to correct spelling
5:48 TF IS WRONG WITH HER!?😰
i'm watching this video to learn limits
I get being creative with what you have because you don't want to go in to a sex shop or whatever (I Guess I get it kinda. Maybe these people doesn't know about ordering online and having it shipped discretely?)..... but some of these people were straight up asking for death. Tooth picks? Light bulbs? Glass bottles??? Seriously there got to be better alternatives, even if you live under a freaking bridge.
When I first worked in a hospital, I was 21, and I did not know anything about the world. A man got a hamster stuck in his bum. He and his boyfriend were experimenting. Lots of people were coming to the ward. It was there I found out about gay sex and the gay community.
A bowling pin?? Those are so big and so freaking heavy.
Always great to hear this stuff
Guys, flared magwell, for easier "reloading"
10:50 Legally speaking, it would be battery, not assault.
manipulating the genitalia of a person unable to consent is sexual assault
Unhand the lightbulbs people! Jeez!
Tip: never put something that doesn't have a base
Or, just don't put things in places they're not meant to be put in.
まず第＿に、なぜ人は自分の尻に何かを詰め込むのでしょうか？
In another video about these stories, there was one about a toy that got stuck because the base broke off.
No flange = not safe
Just... don't... it's designed to remove waste from the body... not... Whatever they were trying to achieve..
"gay guys would know how to stick stuff up there and have it not get stuck" you'd think so, but no, it still happens, i unfortunately know from experience..
For people wondering how things like apples could get stuck up there. The human anus can stretch 7-8 inches without sustaining damage. Anything past the anus, idk, especially with time it won't help
Light bulbs?! Lol.
i know this might be a stupid question, but can't they just like poop out the smaller ones
Don't be care about their bodies? Do they think they are immortal?
Aaaa I’ve been waiting for another grate video
Campbell soup can? CAMPBELL SOUP CAN?!?
V05 SHAMPOO!?! WTF IM ONLY 1.48 MINUTES IN 😭😭😭
Wtf the butt plug and duct tape one is straight of of pornhub
Why am I still watching this 😭
probably the smaller drinkable can
@@Sonic_Fan_Editzit’s angled so not hard to get in if you manipulate the opening wide enough before
Worked at an adult toy store, so I got to *prevent* a couple of these stories from happening. One of my favorites was this really sketchy guy who came in looking at vibrators, and he was *super* insistent that it was for his *girlfriend*. Definitely for his girlfriend. So we end up picking out a nice low cost one to 'try it out' before delving into the multihundred dollar options, to 'see if she likes it', and I give my standard spiel about how to use it, and I mention 'this one is not usable for anal since it doesn't have a flared base' and the guy goes *off* about how its not for him. And I just look at him calmly and say, "Girls have bums too." Calmed him right down, 'oh yeh yeh yeh, okay'. I don't care who you use it for, and any clerk who *does* care and lets you *know* about it is a bad clerk. We want your money, not your humiliation. And if you're *looking* to be humiliated...well we don't provide that service, go find a club.
lets just say it belongs to the surgeons wife and no things where not to willing on the receiving end
We had a guy come up to hospital because he put hamsters up his butt… ( yes more than one) …I don’t know how but after they took them out the hamsters were dead poor hamsters
It’s assault and battery
Morral of the story if it's not meant to go up there don't put it up there
the people putting glass stuff up their butts reminds me of the video of a guy who put a jar up his butt. (if you're extra curious, it's called 1 Man, 1 Jar)
How can a soup can get stuck in the butt? I would think it’s impossible to get in there
Where there’s a will there’s a way
@@EmillioMelendez 😂😂
Why is it always vegetables and light bulbs
You think that's bad? Then do not look up One Man One Jar. 0.o
Or Mr Hands’s story
Oh, God its man dies from from horse story. Don't remind me.@@imChris95
12:07 _how?_
If the base is not flared
Don't stick it up there
Hope this video is great as always
The background garbage will give you SEIZURES!! Why? Why is it need? I just COULD NOT watch it!!!
As a surgeon, I'd have to Say my weiner
Loved how there were veterinary ones. That one about the dog had me laughing myself to death.
Shame there wasn't any mentioning... the other hole that girls have.
Like he said things get stuck up the back side way easier than they get stuck up the front side,
I am laughing ao much
Why is it mostly men…
if you have a vagina, you're more likely to try and stick stuff up that hole, and it's harder for things to get irretrievably stuck up there. men aren't more likely to be dumb and "adventurous", just more likely to need medical intervention when it goes wrong.
Men, especially straight men, are more likely to use random objects because they're too embarrassed to just buy a dildo. Random objects aren't designed for that so they get stuck. Plus when it happens to a woman it's more likely to be a regular dildo they already had but that didn't have a flared base and that's just not a fun story compared to "entire olive oil bottle".
Wtf....
omg
I’m a FemDom. We just had a class the other day about this exact topic lol 😅 Butts need a base!