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As a German, your attempts at German were delightful and disturbing. There's a reason why Dutch presenters were popular on German TV for a while - we love the accent. 😀
24:33 'Yes, I'm Press Continue, yes. I would really like to spin around my Zweihänder here. Of course, playing Dark Souls. Destroying all Monsters with this sharp blade. The thick and hard Zweihaender in both hands. This is super hot, great, great, yes. Oh, dammit.' This translation was corrected for grammar. And yes, "toll" and "klasse" both mean great in English.
Yeah. Funny thing is, Press says he gave up his german lessons quite early but his german is still much better compared to the sales guys in my company (quite sad, since like 50% of our customers are german). They must have quite good teachers.
Never have the words of Goku from DBZA been more accurate “when you fall off the horse you have to get back up and eat that horse. Eat that horse with me PressContinue.”
For someone who is not a native English speaker, you are _remarkably_ good at making clever puns. I only wish I could speak a foreign language that well.
Whatching the live was a wonderful experience. Had a lot fun joking with chat, but I must admit that things started going out of zwei hand after mid game.
It honestly amazes me how souls players like you, Doom Wolf, Jk Leeds, The Backlogs, and Baron's Castle all do these crazy challenges yet I'm over here on the edge of raging when I was finishing up the Duskborn ending on Elden Ring. Still thinking about redoing /finishing my SL1 run but damn my patience needs a Titanite slab upgrade first.
Yes I skipped all the way immediately before fully watching, I wanted to see if I could wiggle my way into a pun for the viewers! Now I'm gonna watch this video from start to finish and see what I missed!
@PressContinue oh don't worry I know it's because of the time constraints my man, I jest I jest, still enjoying the video! I wonder what you're gonna cook up for us next 🤔🤔🤔
I am so glad more and more people keep discovering your chanell, you are my favourite souls youtuber and one of my favourite creators on the platform, keep it up struggler 🥳🥳🥳
Ich habe mich sehr unterhalten gefühlt mit diesem Bewegtbild. Zu dem fanden ich den Humor sehr amüsant und freue mich auf weiter unterhaltung in der Zukunft.
Excellent work with the no-hit on Four Kings. And then you decide to just no-hit Manus as well. I guess all the practising during the oneshot challenge paid off.
No, back in the day when I did the SL1 NG+6 caestus run, the fight with manus took 14 minutes in RTSR mode. So that's a lot of time to avoid his attacks.
love your videos and the challenges you do, and if it ever helps in the future you can tell the gargoyles apart by thier wings, the first one has more or less full wings while the seconds wings are tatters and badly damaged on it;s right side
Good choice on the opening song. For those that dont know the song is called "mutter" (mother in german) and he is also singing "gib mir kraft" which means "give me strength"
Aww Yeahhhh! Press zweifisting their way to another W. Making repetition and mastery of this game as fun as this; always puts a smile on my face. Great way to start my day. Thank you!
That Mutter edit is nice as fudge! Respect! Greeting from Finland! Btw 21:25 I whatched that livestream and kept shouting to my phone "just quit out dude". That was painful to witness. Very painful indeed...
For anyone getting the Gargle bros mixed up, I'm pretty sure the shield Gargle goes from the only boss health bar, to the bottom health bar when the second non shield Gargle spawns.
That was a close one since the 4 kings fight was definitely worth the thumbs up, i unfortunately had to rescind it for the tumbleweed joke but in the end you won it back with the beutifull manus fight. 👍👏
That Quelaag fight was rough. Makes you wonder why her reaction to getting hit by a big sword is to jump _into_ it. Maybe she just wanted to jump into a mother's loving embrace, in which case, fair.
Omg the German with the crunchy Dutch “g/ch” is so good haha! It’s strange though, the more comfortable I get with Dutch grammar the harder I have to think to process German
I don't know if i should be more impressed by how good your German is or more weirded out by its doublemeaning. Either way it surprised me. Greetings from Germany.
For anyone complaining about the Necromancers not dropping the Skull Lantern, the last one is guaranteed to drop it if you haven’t obtained it beforehand just like the last Mimic will drop a Symbol of Avarice.
Flashbacks to the first time I went down to blight town. What a nightmare, and to get back up I didnt know about the shortcut. Pretty sure it took me days.
the german section hit me out of nowhere.. like you REALLY tried your best to sound german. obv not perfect yada yada but it was so funny to me because we kinda do talk like that when we kinda joke around.. but the wording was insane.. like insanely funny.. "Ich möchte UNBEDINGT meinen Zweihänder herumschwingen, na klar Dunkele Seelen spielen" is so insanely funny to me.
i remember five years ago when i first played dark souls 1. i instantly went deep into the catacombs with a friend that would never leave me even in dark souls 2. that friend? the zweihander. yes, i killed pinwheel before killing taurus demon. imagine my shock when the next run i couldn't kindle to 20!
Now that you mention it, I'm very interested in seeing a challenge run like this narrated in Dutch sometime. One can only imagine the sheer power of the dad jokes when made in your native tongue, hemeltjelief! (Edit: I got the torus joke, are you proud of me now?)
man could you imagine a run where you have to complete each run with one tail cut weapon, like Dragon Greatsword for NG then Moonlight for NG+ so on until you complete it with all the weapons, it would be arduous but it sounds like a bit of fun.
I may be remembering this incorrectly, but I believe the origin of "mum's the word" doesn't have anything to do with mothers, but "mummers" which is an old term for actors, and also the origin of the word "mime", which would somewhat explain why the meaning of the phrase involves not talking.
You can tell the Bell Gargoyles apart by their heads I'm pretty sure, the first one has the full Gargoyle Helm with the wings and chin point sticking out and the second just has a metal plate on its face
One thing I’ve always used to tell the gargoyles apart is their helmets. The first one has little prongs poking up from it and the second one looks like it’s bald
38:58 fun fact, if he replaces Centipede demon in enemy randomiser he will die waaaayyy before reaching you at the fog gate because of his weakness to fire damage. It was fun to see. Seeing Artorias in Capra demon's arena was not fun tho...
41:25 for future reference dusk crown ring isn't required for hypermode, to take 2dps from power within you only need to get under 300 max hp which can be achieved with 11 or less vitality while cursed
@@PressContinue i thought i remembered using this in a challenge run but i've just tested it and yeah i was wrong, sanctus only gives 1hp/s of regen since it heals in 2 second pulses which means you have to get under 200hp to get power within to do 1dps. i must've been killing the bosses and healing so quickly that i didn't notice lol
LOL, guess I should explained that differently then XD I simply got into RTSR range there due to power within's damage over time. But yeah... I suppose my commentary kinda feels conflicting like that
You probably know this, but hey comment for engagement... anyway the Firekeeper's set is like the best 'light' armor set in the game (when upgraded) so this is probably a very solid build if done the normal way with stats and upgrades. Poise is for people who don't like pain anyway, we don't need it.
Still hits like a mothertrucker...
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What was the bloodborne fencing only challenge?
@@jayewrite1256 FRENZY only challenge
@@PressContinueah ok my tablet didn’t have the subtitle button working so I heard fencing for some reason instead of frenzy.
Nice! Now you gotta do their hopelessly mediocre child; Midkid.
Micro mom? MICRO? MOM??
Minimum was sitting right there!!!
Mini-mom.... mini mum.... minimum... ah crap you're right :(
lol
Giant Dad, Mini Mom & Average Son.
The unholy trinity of Dark Souls 1
The perfect mom joke doesnt exis...
@@thefirstsin2988 Don't forget Blame Grandson
I'm so early that Giant Dad is still fresh
He’s eternally fresh, so that’s not real specific.
Much wow
@@JunkyardGodThere needs to be a dedicated day of pretending that 2015 memes are fresh
@@Birbucifer yeah haha.
You were so early giant dad was still just giant child
As a German, your attempts at German were delightful and disturbing. There's a reason why Dutch presenters were popular on German TV for a while - we love the accent. 😀
How do you guys like the new microphone setup?
Sounds better then before so W
not much difference on the smartphone (clear as day) will watch it later on tv
Hey press, I wanted to ask you a question, If the zweihander is the pancake maker, Then what is the great club?
@@YassienAbdallah The pancake breaker? I dunno. The angry wife's rolling pin?
It’s fuckalicious!
24:33
'Yes, I'm Press Continue, yes. I would really like to spin around my Zweihänder here. Of course, playing Dark Souls. Destroying all Monsters with this sharp blade. The thick and hard Zweihaender in both hands. This is super hot, great, great, yes. Oh, dammit.'
This translation was corrected for grammar. And yes, "toll" and "klasse" both mean great in English.
As a german, that german segment felt really uncomfortable. not because it was bad, but because it also made sense.
Es tut mit leit
*leid :P
You did a good job with the Zweihänder, it healed a little part of my soul, tormented by a decade of bad pronunciation!
Yeah. Funny thing is, Press says he gave up his german lessons quite early but his german is still much better compared to the sales guys in my company (quite sad, since like 50% of our customers are german). They must have quite good teachers.
@ Indeed his german was shockingly good xD
It's ok, as a Spaniard, I can lend you my mom's chanclas to take revenge
Never have the words of Goku from DBZA been more accurate “when you fall off the horse you have to get back up and eat that horse. Eat that horse with me PressContinue.”
That's how I always approach Ludwig btw
@@PressContinue Aah, you were at my side, all along. My true mentor... My guiding youtuber...
For someone who is not a native English speaker, you are _remarkably_ good at making clever puns. I only wish I could speak a foreign language that well.
There was a Havel Mom setup before Giantdad. In fact, part of the reason Giantdad is SL99 is to avoid ninja flipping Havel Mom at SL135
Ah that's true. The good and very old days
I know this run was painful, but the Torus Demon joke was straight up agonizing. Love it
Giant Dad, Micro Mom and then there will be Medium Child.
Nano child. Even smaller, using caestus. (at least in that run I did wear the mask of the child quite a few times)
Medium child uses the wooden club. So they won't cut themselves on a sword.
Middle child would be nice aswell. Unupgraded miracle run, because the middle child has no faith in themself.
Mom, mom, my name is in the title
Whatching the live was a wonderful experience. Had a lot fun joking with chat, but I must admit that things started going out of zwei hand after mid game.
Couldn't quite make out the lyrics in the opening song, they weren't speaking clearly....they were muttering a little
Thanks for the kiss for Solaire’s sake! Keep up the good work!
🥰 and thank you for the generosity
hmmm I feel weirdly cheated on here 😉
9:15 Ah, yes, the demon generated by revolving a circle in three-dimensional space one full revolution about an axis that is coplanar with the circle.
Ah apparently more than 0.1% percent of viewers understood it :)
FIRE UP THE BASS CANNON
You had me at "BECOME STOPPABLE" ;)
I'm german and your german is truely the best thing I heard today 24:51
The proper clothing and anthem helped a lot I think
16:26 Step mom being stuck is a canon event at this point.
your introductions become better each vid passing. always entertaining to witness, alongside the rest of the vid
"Crys Stalin" is horrendous 😂
Amazing return to core Press! Loved every second of this video!!
It honestly amazes me how souls players like you, Doom Wolf, Jk Leeds, The Backlogs, and Baron's Castle all do these crazy challenges yet I'm over here on the edge of raging when I was finishing up the Duskborn ending on Elden Ring.
Still thinking about redoing
/finishing my SL1 run but damn my patience needs a Titanite slab upgrade first.
Didn't leave in my Spearical and Spherical joke 33:40, guess just like the spherical hit-boxes, my joke is poly-gone.
Yes I skipped all the way immediately before fully watching, I wanted to see if I could wiggle my way into a pun for the viewers! Now I'm gonna watch this video from start to finish and see what I missed!
Ah, well... when you have to sort through 15 hours of footage it's pretty common to miss out on something. Wouldn't be the first time
@PressContinue oh don't worry I know it's because of the time constraints my man, I jest I jest, still enjoying the video! I wonder what you're gonna cook up for us next 🤔🤔🤔
What
@@natezuniga-qd7pe who?
I am so glad more and more people keep discovering your chanell, you are my favourite souls youtuber and one of my favourite creators on the platform, keep it up struggler 🥳🥳🥳
Ich habe mich sehr unterhalten gefühlt mit diesem Bewegtbild. Zu dem fanden ich den Humor sehr amüsant und freue mich auf weiter unterhaltung in der Zukunft.
Everyone talks about the big pancake R2, but I feel like my favorite part of the Zwei moveset is that roll-poke.
Yeah very beneficial. Especially during the Artorias fight. Everytime he did his charge, I could just roll through it and poke him in the back
The four kings fight was so good, I was nervous for you! Lol Well done!
24:32 - 24:59
😂😂
And that is how Giant Dad and Micro Mom meant to have their Average Sized Son.
Excellent work with the no-hit on Four Kings.
And then you decide to just no-hit Manus as well. I guess all the practising during the oneshot challenge paid off.
No, back in the day when I did the SL1 NG+6 caestus run, the fight with manus took 14 minutes in RTSR mode. So that's a lot of time to avoid his attacks.
I never thought Press Continue talking german was a thing i need but indeed it was and made my day :D
love your videos and the challenges you do, and if it ever helps in the future you can tell the gargoyles apart by thier wings, the first one has more or less full wings while the seconds wings are tatters and badly damaged on it;s right side
And the lack of helmet and shield on the 2nd one. They're actually quite distinct from eachother XD
Good choice on the opening song. For those that dont know the song is called "mutter" (mother in german) and he is also singing "gib mir kraft" which means "give me strength"
Press’ voice so energising, I watch his vids in the morning to wake up, instead of relying on coffee like a pleb
Aww Yeahhhh! Press zweifisting their way to another W. Making repetition and mastery of this game as fun as this; always puts a smile on my face. Great way to start my day. Thank you!
Wasn't prepared for press continue German dirty talk in 2025. But i am in for it!
Greetings from Germany
That Mutter edit is nice as fudge! Respect! Greeting from Finland! Btw 21:25 I whatched that livestream and kept shouting to my phone "just quit out dude". That was painful to witness. Very painful indeed...
For anyone getting the Gargle bros mixed up, I'm pretty sure the shield Gargle goes from the only boss health bar, to the bottom health bar when the second non shield Gargle spawns.
Great video, and just goes to show how strong this weapon really is
...now do it again, but with a single dagger :P
Sometimes I wonder if there's an egg to crack here but then I remember it's not my yolk and none of my business. Crazy, that.
This is it , the ultimate run
The MiniMom run
That was a close one since the 4 kings fight was definitely worth the thumbs up, i unfortunately had to rescind it for the tumbleweed joke but in the end you won it back with the beutifull manus fight. 👍👏
Der dicke und harte Zweihänder in beiden Händen 😂 That's great 😊
OoT spirit temple music was a nice touch. Thanks for more quality entertainment!
yay more content from my favorite souls challenge tuber!
You said "raises the question" instead of misusing "begs the question" like most people do. You're my new favorite person.
Well begging the question is a fallacy for a reason :)
As a spaniard, i confirm the +5 Chaos Chancla segment
bro did not call the taurus demon a toroid demon, lmfao, great stuff
Torrid? I think you misunderstood the joke... what the hell is torrid?
@PressContinue a torrid is the shape of a donut
@@AzkaFujii Torus not torrid. Or I think you meant to say toroid
@@PressContinue i believe i meant toroid, though i still got the joke. still, good stuff
@@AzkaFujii Well hey, at least I know that someone got it XD
That torus demon joke made me gag it was so bad, you got me
"...pannenkoek in mn onderbroek..." ik ga helemaal stuk! 😂😂😂
sadly had to miss the streams but awesome video as always, keep it up!
5:11 'What are "mom" jokes?'
I can't believe this channel specifically had to ask that question unironically!
Ouch...
That Quelaag fight was rough. Makes you wonder why her reaction to getting hit by a big sword is to jump _into_ it. Maybe she just wanted to jump into a mother's loving embrace, in which case, fair.
great choice of music in the beginning
Omg the German with the crunchy Dutch “g/ch” is so good haha! It’s strange though, the more comfortable I get with Dutch grammar the harder I have to think to process German
You are my favourite channel man, you even have Mutter in it, how cool are you 😂
16:25 Getting stuck at the tree and dying without the Lordvessel is peak DS pain lol
Its every challenge runner's destiny to die embarrassingly to pinwheel at some point
Let's go Sir Press! Thank you for the amazing content
Curse you BAYLE!! Macro dragon reference in a Micro Mommy video, very good.
The moment in blighttown when you got toxic+poison+a literal pyro show behind you 😂
I don't know if i should be more impressed by how good your German is or more weirded out by its doublemeaning. Either way it surprised me.
Greetings from Germany.
24:25 yes, it is kinda annoying lol. Also great pronunciation of the german sentences you said afterwards!
For anyone complaining about the Necromancers not dropping the Skull Lantern, the last one is guaranteed to drop it if you haven’t obtained it beforehand just like the last Mimic will drop a Symbol of Avarice.
The Rammstein Mutter song was pretty good xD
MUTTER by Rammstein in the intro😍
I am german and extremely proud of you🔥
Never used it but I love this idea. Giant love
Son of a mother will never get old
Flashbacks to the first time I went down to blight town. What a nightmare, and to get back up I didnt know about the shortcut. Pretty sure it took me days.
Same with me back in the day. In fact, my weapon was broken due to gaping dragon's vomit attack lowering the durability of it...
5:00 my mom makes dad jokes so you are fine to make as many dad jokes as you want
7:37 You mean you can Zweihandle it too?
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
Alright, let's see what this madman has cooked this time
The Dutch have one huge advantage over Germany. The Dutch gave us Eddie Van Halen. (Not taking away anything from Alex or Jan!)
the german section hit me out of nowhere.. like you REALLY tried your best to sound german. obv not perfect yada yada but it was so funny to me because we kinda do talk like that when we kinda joke around.. but the wording was insane.. like insanely funny.. "Ich möchte UNBEDINGT meinen Zweihänder herumschwingen, na klar Dunkele Seelen spielen" is so insanely funny to me.
This playthrough was brutal
Yo dark reality as the background song was a good choice
Anyone else notice how the wrinkles of the Giant Leggings resemble the sun's rays in drawings. At 2:51 you can see it pretty well.
Giant peen confirmed for Solaire's very own sun
The Torus Demon is my favorite
👈😉
i remember five years ago when i first played dark souls 1. i instantly went deep into the catacombs with a friend that would never leave me even in dark souls 2. that friend? the zweihander.
yes, i killed pinwheel before killing taurus demon. imagine my shock when the next run i couldn't kindle to 20!
Now that you mention it, I'm very interested in seeing a challenge run like this narrated in Dutch sometime. One can only imagine the sheer power of the dad jokes when made in your native tongue, hemeltjelief!
(Edit: I got the torus joke, are you proud of me now?)
man could you imagine a run where you have to complete each run with one tail cut weapon, like Dragon Greatsword for NG then Moonlight for NG+ so on until you complete it with all the weapons, it would be arduous but it sounds like a bit of fun.
A bit like JK's triple cycle runs but even more extreme
@@PressContinue yeah just likes those
I can confirm the +5 chaos chancla IS the most scary weapon in hispanic houses
I may be remembering this incorrectly, but I believe the origin of "mum's the word" doesn't have anything to do with mothers, but "mummers" which is an old term for actors, and also the origin of the word "mime", which would somewhat explain why the meaning of the phrase involves not talking.
You can tell the Bell Gargoyles apart by their heads I'm pretty sure, the first one has the full Gargoyle Helm with the wings and chin point sticking out and the second just has a metal plate on its face
And the second one also lacks a shield
You could say this really is a HANDful
Nou ik moet zeggen dat was echt een ijzer sterke uitdaging maar het is je goed gelukt🎉
8:46 stear the fight😂
Like Stier the German word for Bull. I get it 🤣
Stier is also the Dutch word for Bull btw
@PressContinue maybe we're not so different after all ❤️
You had to pick my favorite Rammstein song didnt you, I had to pause the video to go on a binge of music the pull was too strong xD.
Did I expect Rammstein as intro music? No. Does it fit, yes
One thing I’ve always used to tell the gargoyles apart is their helmets. The first one has little prongs poking up from it and the second one looks like it’s bald
And actually even more obvious: the second one doesn't have a shield in his left hand
@@PressContinue Also, the second one doesn't have armour on its wings.
38:58 fun fact, if he replaces Centipede demon in enemy randomiser he will die waaaayyy before reaching you at the fog gate because of his weakness to fire damage. It was fun to see. Seeing Artorias in Capra demon's arena was not fun tho...
The german part really caught me off guard xD
41:25 for future reference dusk crown ring isn't required for hypermode, to take 2dps from power within you only need to get under 300 max hp which can be achieved with 11 or less vitality while cursed
1. I'm extremely skeptical of that
2. If true, for future reference? No... instead you should have time traveled to 5 years ago and have told me that
@@PressContinue i thought i remembered using this in a challenge run but i've just tested it and yeah i was wrong, sanctus only gives 1hp/s of regen since it heals in 2 second pulses which means you have to get under 200hp to get power within to do 1dps. i must've been killing the bosses and healing so quickly that i didn't notice lol
16:35 "Help me Step-giant, i'm stuck!!"
46:02 that’s why we’re not in RTSR while showing himself being in RTSR 😂
LOL, guess I should explained that differently then XD I simply got into RTSR range there due to power within's damage over time. But yeah... I suppose my commentary kinda feels conflicting like that
I'm wondering why you didn't went with the Havel Mom build.
2 videos ago I already made a video about Havel the literal rock
You probably know this, but hey comment for engagement... anyway the Firekeeper's set is like the best 'light' armor set in the game (when upgraded) so this is probably a very solid build if done the normal way with stats and upgrades. Poise is for people who don't like pain anyway, we don't need it.