Stewart Lee: Edinburgh & Beyond 2005. The Joe Pasquale Bit.

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  • @paulpesci1
    @paulpesci1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Even though your home... lacks the most rudimentary of brewing facilities"
    Such a savage insult 😂

  • @ronnygill
    @ronnygill ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The all time greatest. There’s nobody near him and he’s alive while we are.

    • @tynebar
      @tynebar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not true.

    • @danyoutube7491
      @danyoutube7491 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Joe Pasquale?

    • @ronnygill
      @ronnygill 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@danyoutube7491 forgot about him

    • @mauricedear5809
      @mauricedear5809 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@danyoutube7491 you are just being unfunny.

    • @MrMagusperde
      @MrMagusperde 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Go and see his latest... Manwulf....brilliant

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I love that the audience shots show people who find his work absolutely hilarious and people who look absolutely miserable or even furious with the material. That's how you know it's a good Lee set.

    • @chrisswindell7704
      @chrisswindell7704 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And the people who enjoy it are 100% feeding off the rage and confusion of those not enjoying it.

    • @cnut4563a
      @cnut4563a 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      'Is this innovation or a mistake?'

    • @bigd5090
      @bigd5090 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@chrisswindell7704 I think he's a gifted and talented comedian but he presents a persona that is so sarcastic and jaded that it seems to me his company would be a horrible way to spend an evening. However self righteous you must feel attending the gig and of being so much more highly evolved than Michael McIntyre fans, the simple fact of the matter is, Michael is life affirming and keen to entertain, whereas Lee would prefer it if only intelligent people with his exact worldview and appreciation of his cleverness would come to his gigs! He treats everyone with a different worldview or political/religious belief with disdain, and in all honesty I thing he's probably happy at the news that Richard Hammond's marriage has now failed. I expect this news to feature in his new material! Lee will always have my respect for the Pear Cider routine but I'm also really glad that he lost loads of money with the blasphemy that was Jerry Springer the Operal (it's just a joke like they tell on Top Gear). 😉

  • @aidanmcglennon
    @aidanmcglennon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    One of the best crafted slams I've ever witnessed and probably my favourite ten minutes of comedy ever.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My own favourite with Lee is his black imaginary wife and gay imaginary husband. Dave Allen was brilliant too.

    • @degsbabe
      @degsbabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've just caught it. The guy is a comedic craftsman.

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mizofan stewart lee has let himself go.

    • @moobslikejagger5653
      @moobslikejagger5653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Top Gear bit was my favourite. Absolutely fucking piss myself

    • @chrisdavis9056
      @chrisdavis9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mizofan do you know "Lee"?

  • @JoeRivermanSongwriter
    @JoeRivermanSongwriter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    In case anyone doesn’t know who Michael Redmond is, he was the boring priest in Father Ted who got struck by lightning on the crazy golf course.

    • @attentionaddicts
      @attentionaddicts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Father Stone

    • @ayrshiresoundman
      @ayrshiresoundman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@attentionaddicts Have you seen Father Shorthall lately?

    • @Shazbut0191
      @Shazbut0191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@ayrshiresoundman I think he must be about 80 now

    • @ayrshiresoundman
      @ayrshiresoundman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Shazbut0191 suppose so

  • @robdee6316
    @robdee6316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Went to see him in Liverpool a couple of years ago. Possibly the most gifted wordsmith on the comedy circuit I've ever heard. Wonderful 👏

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 8 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    His craft is taking certain lines that are quite good and which would get maybe one OK laugh, and delivering them so slowly and deliberately that they achieve three or four increasingly big laughs and move into a level of meta comedy. I think the confidence and reading of the audience to get that right is a credit to his stage experience.

    • @stevewynnearts
      @stevewynnearts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its called the slug punch.in the trade.

    • @stupidtreehugger
      @stupidtreehugger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fascinating. So the bit is in the timing the rhythm the resonance the having of a resilient ping pong cricket bat

    • @SeeRedz
      @SeeRedz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think once you start to read into people’s performances to this degree the comedy implodes & your left with philosophical theories. Which are boring.

    • @saharsharora3912
      @saharsharora3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@SeeRedz its good for learning, and if you're interested in breaking down why you really really like something

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@SeeRedz you can have a good laugh at a thing, and then find intrigue in picking it apart afterwards. The one thing doesn't magically erase the other thing from time, they both still happen.

  • @captaincat1743
    @captaincat1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    One of the most lyrically gifted comedians alive today.

    • @whatshisname3304
      @whatshisname3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice of Joe Pasquale to give an opinion. or should I say Stuart lee?

    • @haggler
      @haggler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whatshisname3304 no-one does it like Lee

    • @huzizach
      @huzizach ปีที่แล้ว

      the internet is the home of superlatives

    • @julielevinge266
      @julielevinge266 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s just so, so very good at stand up!
      His use of English language is awe inspiringly hilarious what a gem 💎
      Find myself worrying bout his health, really hope he’s ok👍♥️💎🌈💃🏿✊♥️♥️ worried bout his health now

    • @SparkingClogs
      @SparkingClogs ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never heard of him

  • @matteoj226
    @matteoj226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I think this is the dictionary definition of 'top of your game'. Inch perfect.

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sunday league maybe.... Your description indicates Peter Cook - a comedian Stewart Lee is nowhere near as good, funny or literate as.

    • @royemembury6324
      @royemembury6324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@rnw2739 zzzzzzzzzzz (Stewart Lee would probably agree with you though).

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@royemembury6324 Zzzzzzzzzzz Fact isn't a question of 'agreement' but carry on lol.

    • @stevemercedes3692
      @stevemercedes3692 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rnw2739The very dated Pater Cook is vastly inferior in all departments to Stewart Lee.

  • @johnanthonycafe2993
    @johnanthonycafe2993 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For me this is Stewart Lee at his best. Comedy gold in that matter of fact style that is often the hallmark of good comedians.

    • @PaulBerryisTall
      @PaulBerryisTall ปีที่แล้ว

      He gives it to you straight, like a pear cider made from 100% pears

  • @silkysilk1578
    @silkysilk1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is why he is considered the comedian's comedian. The timing is perfect.

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      apparently he steals material from joe pasquale.

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong...that was Peter Cook. This waffling fool is not worthy of wiping Cooks arsehole.

  • @johnnorth1961
    @johnnorth1961 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stewart Lee is absolutely brilliant, I'd love to see him live if he came to Ireland

  • @ToolManDan82
    @ToolManDan82 11 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    i like that you can literally rediscover a Stewart Lee routine in the same we you can discover a piece of art, which is obviously how he treats comedy. I can watch a routine numerous times and see something I didn't see the last time. Genius.

    • @doctorfunkshock
      @doctorfunkshock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just had the same thought - the knowledge of his work and style makes seeing this again even funnier - I see you wrote this 8 years ago - but he is the best!

    • @yessanknow302
      @yessanknow302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9 years ago

    • @LASHH9669
      @LASHH9669 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      11 years ago

    • @ProdByPalmarius
      @ProdByPalmarius 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LASHH966911 years and 2 weeks ago

  • @Kie77
    @Kie77 13 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Quite possibly my favourite routine in comedy history. It's a poetic put down sung from a comedy Laureate

    • @LordmonkeyTRM
      @LordmonkeyTRM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can prove anything with facts

  • @frankieaglow
    @frankieaglow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Lee's cadence and timing here are basically perfect

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats subjective

    • @LKeet6
      @LKeet6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's really not that subjective, to be fair...

    • @ykkrasaoz9748
      @ykkrasaoz9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "here"?

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stewart lee has let himself go

    • @pauloconnor5850
      @pauloconnor5850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ykkrasaoz9748 'The liberal intelligencia'.

  • @theeelsman
    @theeelsman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Michael Redmond was Father Stone from Father Ted.

    • @hexonatapeloop
      @hexonatapeloop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No I'm fine

    • @saltysampo
      @saltysampo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh shit!

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you sure you wouldn't like a cup of tea Father Stone?

    • @pukeyourguts
      @pukeyourguts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no way!

    • @timothygraham4304
      @timothygraham4304 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, if it wasn't for Stewart Lee, I wouldn't have known the man did stand up. His stuff isn't really my cup of tea but it's odd that he only came to my attention from Father Ted.

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "Even though your home lacks the most rudimentary of brewing facilities."

    • @totaltotalmonkey
      @totaltotalmonkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Your hospital gown lacks the most rudimentary of genital covering facilities"

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Even though Joe Pasquale lacks the most rudimentary joke writing abilities"

    • @videolad3057
      @videolad3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@chattycathydoll Well done, I wonder if Stewart realized his joke could be interpreted that way.

    • @ngc-fo5te
      @ngc-fo5te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@videolad3057 That was the whole purpose of the joke. He wrote it with that in mind obviously.

    • @videolad3057
      @videolad3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@ngc-fo5te I assume you're a Stewart Lee fan? That being the case, I'm astounded at your failure to grasp such a simple example of sarcasm.

  • @trippinonbud
    @trippinonbud 14 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Stewart Lee is one of the best comics ever in my opinion saw this show live and it is frikkin awesome thanks for posting.

  • @derekyeaman5833
    @derekyeaman5833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i bloody love stewart Lee . all his work is gold

  • @techstate2863
    @techstate2863 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    yet again proving he's one of the funniest and cleverest people around. Brilliant

  • @nikirose5996
    @nikirose5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My favourite stand-up comedian. Wonderful

  • @Soundwave1of9
    @Soundwave1of9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This never gets old.

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Interesting that by the standards of Stewart Lee today, this is a veritable torrent of one-liners :-)

  • @SAMTYLER1974
    @SAMTYLER1974 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I often find myself revisiting this video and it always guarantees a laugh. How Stewart Lee slowly unravels the joke in his inimitable, wonderfully literate style whilst never mugging to the audience or laughing at his own material and just nonchalantly reiterating the same facts which makes the material all the funnier. Then he’ll throw in a rant or in this case a calm but savage takedown and comedy gold is created. The guy’s a genius ….

  • @sagarshah6170
    @sagarshah6170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The new show shreds this routine to pieces, in the most magnificent way.

    • @CraigsWorkshop
      @CraigsWorkshop 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean the Snowflake/Tornado shows? Or something else? I'm keen to understand what you mean.

    • @ChuckieMcHaggis
      @ChuckieMcHaggis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CraigsWorkshop Might mean the 'Basic Lee' show that's just finished at Leicester Square? He'll be touring it this year.

    • @CraigsWorkshop
      @CraigsWorkshop 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChuckieMcHaggis thanks 👍

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you mean "Basic Lee" I concur. Just seen it in Canterbury and it was the funniest two hours of my life. He's got better and better at audience destruction. It was glorious.

  • @theunifiedfield.
    @theunifiedfield. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Loving all the mouthbreathers in the audience who thought they were watching Joe Pasquale.

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that you, Frank?

  • @paulbradford8240
    @paulbradford8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brilliant! I must get to see him.

  • @DaveRelph001
    @DaveRelph001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    113 dislikes from Joe Pasquale and his 'writers'.

    • @mUbase
      @mUbase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its 118 now. Maybe in 6 months it'll be 160!!

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If I end up having a colonoscopy, I'll inevitably end up thinking about Joe Pasquale...

    • @robertjsmith
      @robertjsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the worst thing about a colonoscopy is that you have one when you dont need to,and the fluid they give you to clean out the bowel,also not eating anything for 24 hours,be prepared to get a letter when you are about 60.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheers Rob...

  • @thomasvanderploeg6010
    @thomasvanderploeg6010 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There is one guy who is absolutely loving it

    • @cbdsteve
      @cbdsteve 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The name of that man? Mr. J. Pasquale

  • @tonyclifton265
    @tonyclifton265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    and Joe Pasquale was never heard from again.. beautiful... chapeau à Stewart Lee

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i heard pasquale became a gardener.

    • @FranssensM
      @FranssensM ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forgive7449 I’m responding to you 2 years after you posed this question. As I type it’s occurring to me, that during the intervening years, you may not have retained your interest in Joe, and his career. Or, maybe, you found your answer. I’ll probably never know.
      Still, I thought I’d tell you what I do know.
      And that is, A lady I work with called Lesley, is accompanying her husband to the Joe Pasquale summer show 2023.

    • @ngc-fo5te
      @ngc-fo5te 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@FranssensMSo they were the two that actually showed up.

    • @FranssensM
      @FranssensM 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ngc-fo5te 🤣

  • @michaeligoe3935
    @michaeligoe3935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never came across him until today. He's totally hilarious. Haven't guffawed so uncontrollably for a long time.

  • @mooseyman74
    @mooseyman74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this, on a par with his Graham Norton BAFTA routine

  • @jakezywek6852
    @jakezywek6852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    An absolute master.

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bater.

    • @GG-ml3vr
      @GG-ml3vr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forgive7449 No further comment needed🤷‍♂️

  • @raytubey
    @raytubey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "What could he possibly want" genius line, 😅 it's like in that moment he's considered all the options and just can't think why Joe is there😂

  • @josephedwards4325
    @josephedwards4325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That coconut I won on the coconut shy at my school fete 25 years ago has let itself go.

  • @mmmdananananone
    @mmmdananananone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The only thing that could improve that video would be the digital removal of that guy who's laughing like he gets the joke more than everyone else.

    • @stevedoolan1540
      @stevedoolan1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think that's Joe Pasquale. He has a lower voice when he isn't on stage telling other people's jokes.

    • @walterz77
      @walterz77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t notice that until I read this comment. Thanks.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@walterz77 you didn't notice?! Do you notice things like fire alarms or Sirens?

    • @gringochucha
      @gringochucha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a very loud laugher myself, I can only say that's just the way we are. We're not trying to draw attention to ourselves and are often embarrassed. Sorry.

  • @danielcropp8553
    @danielcropp8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Going to see "a comedy show" and it turned out to be Stewart Lee is like going to see "a movie" and it turned out to be My Dinner With Andre. "WTF was that? But I like it!"

  • @es3854
    @es3854 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Personally my favourite 10 minutes ever. Makes it look easy.

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There will come a time, just like with Phil Daoust, when this gag is the top search result for Joe Pasquale

  • @MrJules1977
    @MrJules1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stewart is head and shoulders above most comics, love the man.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a patch on all the 'Russels' though!

    • @LordmonkeyTRM
      @LordmonkeyTRM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh you mean metaphorically, didn't remember him being that tall...

  • @TomDavidMcCauley
    @TomDavidMcCauley 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    In his book, That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate, he explains why he uses "endoscopy" rather than "colonoscopy": namely, he thought "colonoscopy" would give away the joke too quickly. So, it's a bit grating, but he made the error on purpose.

    • @guyhoughton7523
      @guyhoughton7523 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got you...

    • @Correctrix
      @Correctrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I now feel better about it.

    • @honeychurchgipsy6
      @honeychurchgipsy6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tom McCauley - the use of the word endoscopy by Lee is not incorrect, just less specific, than colonoscopy. An endoscopy may be of the colon, stomach, oesophagus and many other areas of the body - it is the name of the procedure using a fibre optic tube and camera to investigate the inside of the body. As you say, he uses this word in order not to spoil the surprise when he says 'anus' - but it is not medically incorrect.

    • @darrenjones3784
      @darrenjones3784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard no error.

    • @Correctrix
      @Correctrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@honeychurchgipsy6 But he didn't just say he had an endoscopy. He explained that an endoscopy is when they stick a camera up your bum. That's not what the word means. He deliberately misdefined the word for reasons of comic timing.

  • @tomonetruth
    @tomonetruth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    don't you just love the close-ups of disappointed audience members?

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They look a tough crowd. They would love jim Davidson by the look of them or bernard manning perhaps.

    • @rossdonachie9800
      @rossdonachie9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@crispindry2815 If you don't think Stewart Lee is funny why are you watching a video titled "Stewart Lee: Edinburgh and Beyond 2005" ?

    • @otterhero6229
      @otterhero6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@crispindry2815 commissioned for TV work? His TV show had four series lmao

    • @SuchaDoofus
      @SuchaDoofus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rossdonachie9800 In the fruit world, Ogri is a plum.

    • @LKeet6
      @LKeet6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crispindry2815 he doesn't like arena gigs.
      His run in Leicester Square that he did over SIX months completely sold out and added up to selling out 5 arenas if he'd chosen to do it that way.
      Plus he's done numerous TV things. Despite being quite a niche comedian.
      For his type of comedy, he's been amazingly successful, and is pretty successful by any metric.
      So yeah, you're talking shite...

  • @Samlowry27B-6
    @Samlowry27B-6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In the subsequent 16 years since this was filmed. Stuart Lee has really let himself go.

    • @ozzythecats
      @ozzythecats 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks fat and depressed

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ozzythecats Not surprising....he must have finally been told a comedian should get more than one laugh every 20 minutes..

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rnw2739 show me on the doll where Stewart Lee molested your fragile right wing sensibilities

  • @jambutty2218
    @jambutty2218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve got the Brad Pitts as I’m watching this. Can’t stray too far from the throne. He’s literally sacrificing his health for our amusement.

  • @jeppaconsulting
    @jeppaconsulting 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    best burn ever

  • @Bromley68
    @Bromley68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jim Davidson also nicked one of Rob Newman's jokes / routines where he (Newman, that is) gets annoyed with footage of starving children in charity appeal TV ads ("Just wipe those flies out of your eyes you c---t!) Davidson, being Davidson of course, missed the preamble where Newman was discussing how we run out of "the milk of human kindness" eventually. But then subtlety was never Davidson's strong suit

  • @brianc4594
    @brianc4594 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I saw Michael Redmond use that joke decades ago. It was brilliant and new.

  • @erikvanbommel9458
    @erikvanbommel9458 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Do not waste your life spending time with people who aren’t greatly entertained by this man.

  • @hexonatapeloop
    @hexonatapeloop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion. The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating. The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish. The first guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm. The second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him. The third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions. The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish. The first guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him anymore. The second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already. The third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around. The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways. Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. The first guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." The second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed." The third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says: "Guys, I think I fucked up."

    • @hexonatapeloop
      @hexonatapeloop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not mine, I got it off someone on facebook... who knows where any jokes come from. I thought I would post it here because a) this video is a very good example of a very long drawn out and very good joke by stewart lee, and b) my joke above is a meta-joke, ie it's only funny because of other jokes using a similar structure: it's not funny at all in itself. This is the sort of thing stewart lee does. Normal jokes set up one expectation then subvert it. Once you have heard enough jokes, you expect this to happen, so meta-jokes subvert this new expectation. This depends on the audience having heard a certain amount of similar stuff the comedian has, which is what attracts a lot of flak from his critics for being a culture snob. Anyway I hope you liked it and weren't being sarcastic :)

    • @tomonetruth
      @tomonetruth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      brilliant, thanks for that! :D

    • @thomaspeacock9375
      @thomaspeacock9375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hexonatapeloop superb joke 😂😂😂

    • @LettersAndNumbers300
      @LettersAndNumbers300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not funny.

    • @jimskea224
      @jimskea224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You might be able to sell that one to Joe Pasquale for a pint of bitter.

  • @mrbtapir
    @mrbtapir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    funnily enough I do actually have some rudimentary brewing facilities at my home.

    • @unclepizza2000
      @unclepizza2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So can you write your own jokes?

  • @stevenmcfarlane8831
    @stevenmcfarlane8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Superb

  • @TeethSink
    @TeethSink ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Michael redman is father stone?

  • @mistercoquin533
    @mistercoquin533 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Simply superb

  • @wobbers99
    @wobbers99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The moral of this story is have Rudimentary Brewing Facilities.

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9.51 - I think its the guy in the red England top (the crazy laugh man)!!

    • @johnnytenjobs
      @johnnytenjobs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure that it is.

  • @ericjourdain892
    @ericjourdain892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "In a coquettish fashion" is Humour High.

  • @garethpossinlylawless4928
    @garethpossinlylawless4928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent

  • @trippymchippy8586
    @trippymchippy8586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm 50 years old and I've never seent the inside of a hospital.
    Shows how bad my eyes are.

    • @arizonabay15
      @arizonabay15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      copyright Bernard Manning.

    • @quazmangle
      @quazmangle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cake is a made up drug

  • @martialfestus3352
    @martialfestus3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    from Twitter guys 🙌

  • @ineedoff1
    @ineedoff1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s a Colonoscopy!
    Endoscopy is for the throat and stomach 😂
    Don’t mix them up😂

    • @soilcredibility
      @soilcredibility 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Any good endoscopy ends up as a colonoscopy

  • @MrStevekendra
    @MrStevekendra 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you dont get this I feel very sorry for you.

    • @unclepizza2000
      @unclepizza2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The video clip of Stuart Lee's stand up comedy or your comment?

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unclepizza2000 or his apparent empathy.

    • @desbrittain9952
      @desbrittain9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So nice of you to care.

  • @eyemoeba
    @eyemoeba 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    fucking brilliant. you either get it, or you don't.

    • @57worldwide
      @57worldwide 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eyemoeba I think everyone gets it, you find it funny or you don't

    • @jamesyorkshire6106
      @jamesyorkshire6106 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +eyemoeba I don't think it's too hard to understand mate lol. Just might not be some peoples cup of tea, i like it personally.

    • @hexonatapeloop
      @hexonatapeloop 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think everyone finds it funny, either you laugh or you don't.

  • @eekdestroy5329
    @eekdestroy5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bloody legend

  • @guysmith9264
    @guysmith9264 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think he's better now than he was then because his audience is just there to see him now, and he experiments more.

  • @therub2191
    @therub2191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i went to school with joe pasquale, he always used to do this elk noise impression, i mean all the time... it was annoying as hell. also he used to pretend to be scared of mole hills, he used to walk around the playing field screaming and jumping about whenever he saw one. he was an idiot

    • @Virolaxion
      @Virolaxion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not sure how relevant his childhood fancies are to modern day Pasquale... although i'm sure you were a flawless child

    • @simonmoore2380
      @simonmoore2380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Virolaxion You're "not sure" how relevant it is? Well, if you're not sure then I wouldn't bother to comment.

    • @Virolaxion
      @Virolaxion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@simonmoore2380 ​ Let me rectify my original reply, as you don't seem _sure_
      "His childhood fancies aren't relevant" and "i'm sure you weren't a flawless child". There you go.

    • @therub2191
      @therub2191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Virolaxion i saw him years later, he was eating a walnut whip at the traffic lights by the crossing up where budgens used to be, i said hello, but he didn't recognize me.

    • @BboyCorrosive
      @BboyCorrosive 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just sounds a bit auts tbh

  • @philt6934
    @philt6934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You could leave your house unlocked….because it didn’t exist 😆

  • @hexonatapeloop
    @hexonatapeloop 13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well I won't be nicking any of Stewart Lee's jokes any time soon.

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      An impossible task.... certainly for this segment, about as funny as Syd Little.

  • @j-boogiebrown9961
    @j-boogiebrown9961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember laughing really hard when I first heard Lee say the thing about Pasquale in the garden, years ago.

    • @richjones7313
      @richjones7313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too. made my face hurt from laughing

  • @andyatkinson3574
    @andyatkinson3574 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Masterful

  • @jamesleiper6399
    @jamesleiper6399 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Moose in Skeggy had the exact same thought

  • @ThePapsforshort
    @ThePapsforshort 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ....pure gold!

  • @ElPayasoMalo
    @ElPayasoMalo 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's a shame that this man is unknown in the United States.

    • @deankeith830
      @deankeith830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes it is , why should we have to put up with him ?

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deankeith830 apparently he is a comedian (although he doesn't look like one)

    • @desbrittain9952
      @desbrittain9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's unknown here as well. Not funny.

    • @GG-ml3vr
      @GG-ml3vr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@desbrittain9952 Not nearly as good a all the Russells is he

    • @matthewstone1362
      @matthewstone1362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes barely known in his own home.

  • @khoyrulislam
    @khoyrulislam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Has anyone got the link to Joe Pasquale telling that joke? 🤣

  • @royfr8136
    @royfr8136 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the first time in about 20 years, since I first saw this guy in the mid 90's that i have actually laughed.....Well done S Lee!

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, that is tragic. 20 years without laughing once? Nice to know that Stew book-ended your 20 year mirth dearth, but you should have tried some other comics.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      so Stewart Lee is the only person to make you laugh in 20 long years since you first saw him? Amazing

    • @jtb666
      @jtb666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      took you long enough to raise your game

  • @TW4TFACE
    @TW4TFACE 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Legend!! This clip is 2nd only to 'vomited into the gaping anus of Christ' routine in my all time Stewart Lee great routines.

    • @el3xg373
      @el3xg373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      playing the room as it's dealt is right up there too

  • @southsidejohnny5624
    @southsidejohnny5624 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These days, if you say you’re Joe Pasquale, you get arrested and thrown in jail. Which is nice.

  • @TheXitone
    @TheXitone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that's Father Stone from Father Ted he's on about.

  • @jamesbowen5353
    @jamesbowen5353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good to heat that his laughing stalker is in the crowd.

  • @vantheman1238
    @vantheman1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clever funny man

  • @neilcrowesongs9768
    @neilcrowesongs9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is a genius

  • @Juan_lauda
    @Juan_lauda ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As perfectly brewed as a pear cider

  • @samfallow18
    @samfallow18 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am the aforentioned older man. I drink too much and for evidence I have a large vodka in front of me.There are not one, but two, ginsters pasties in the fridge as we speak. I too, have diverticulitis. Not only do I feel both seen and relevant, but I aslo feel as I've let myself go.

  • @stevedixon8567
    @stevedixon8567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yeah! Stew can always be relied on to speak truth to power

  • @BLINDTUBEMARES
    @BLINDTUBEMARES 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I work at the Whittington Hospital where this happened but I do not work in Endoscopy. So don't blame me

  • @tombartram6842
    @tombartram6842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    FYI Jim Davidson slightly edges Stewart Lee in terms of pulling in huge prime time TV audiences over a long career span.

    • @johnnykennedy4669
      @johnnykennedy4669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately, those audiences are mainly made up of complete morons.

    • @zerb9461
      @zerb9461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK

    • @boskee
      @boskee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And dog shit attracts flies

  • @collcolin
    @collcolin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that George Costanza in the audience

  • @nootypenguino
    @nootypenguino 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant

  • @davidfox1983
    @davidfox1983 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Some members in the audience look amazingly bored. Not a smirk. It's just not his type of crowd. Awesome set though...

  • @nicholasbradley-zq4fw
    @nicholasbradley-zq4fw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Would give my right arm to be in the same room as Stewart Lee for 20 minutes.
    In my top 2 of all time dinner guests.
    He is no.1 by the way !

    • @Overstatement
      @Overstatement 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who's number 2?

    • @soilcredibility
      @soilcredibility 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Overstatementdon't ask him that, he's begging to be asked that with that "oooh look at me" comment

  • @10beanz
    @10beanz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice that he bigged up the great Jim Davidson. A true giant of standup, and someone Leigh Stewart obviously looks up to.

  • @energizeman
    @energizeman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good craic from the doctor and nurse.

  • @moodtalk_
    @moodtalk_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it just me or does it sound like Armando iannuci is laughing the loudest?

  • @hexonatapeloop
    @hexonatapeloop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like his jeans.

  • @martinburrows6844
    @martinburrows6844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smashed it

  • @norfolkronin6307
    @norfolkronin6307 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great social commentator Stewart.

  • @eyemoeba
    @eyemoeba 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    which i would never do

  • @LordmonkeyTRM
    @LordmonkeyTRM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Phrases ending in the words "...have let themselves go..." have deteriorated in appearance to due a lack of personal care, presumably due to lockdown, like everyone.

  • @oldgit4260
    @oldgit4260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a smart arse, love it

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kidnapped racehorse Shergar has let himself go.