I was traveling in Europe and the UK and was supposed to see the late show at Shepherd's Bush in London. When I showed up to the venue, the place was closed and there was just a tiny note at the box office saying there was a venue change. It was too late. I missed the show. Bummer. At least I got to see Billy Cobham at Ronnie Scott's while I was in London. I've seen Tom in Vancouver a couple times but was really looking forward to an international show.
@Tom Green, ...during these dark times, i soon realized that our suffrage from TOILET-PAPER-WITHDRAWLS has seriously taken its toll, ...we must stop and take the time to consider those sneaky, hidden, PAPER-TOWELS!!! ...because, after all, ya know, i ALWAYS make myself a custom "butt-wipe" right before i skullpt, and all it takes is two of those small pre-perforated kind, it's easy, and here's how... simply take yourself two small sheets, (still connected together, all while keeping that handy division intact down the middle) fold it in half along that dotted line, keep on folding it, over, and over, until it's one nice small square, next, hold out your hand and quickly make a fist, cram that newly folded PAPER-TOWEL right down into your fist, and hold it underneath the fossett, and soak it completely through, then squeeze it out, hard! next, vigorously shake the towel back-and-forth to loosen it up, if it doesn't resemble a dog flapping back-and-forth drying itself, then you are totally doing it wrong! shake it harder, and faster, until you can feel that nice, cool, mist all over your face... ahh... that feels good, don't it?? ((( WARNING!!! unless you are doing this in your own residence, please use caution not to flap, and sling the PAPER-TOWEL around TOO much, doing so could result in easily visible recent splash damage on all the surrounding surfaces, ESPECIALLY on mirrors, they show EVERYTHING so be careful, and watch what you are doing! also, examine the walls, ceiling, and flooring, and take note of the overall brightness of the room, lighting fixtures, and if the floor has carpet or tiles, just use your best judgement, also, always be sure to look around for any existing stains, smudges, or smears, or possibly even some remnants of the splash damage that occured from the last time you visited, because remember, all these factors when combined, are multiplicative, giving you a huge advantage! and one last thing, keep a close lookout afterwards, because the owner might try and sneak in right after you get out, or before you get the chance to leave their residence, so watch out!!! ))) ...and now, finally, keeping all that in mind, after the towel has been adequately shaken, it will become nice and loose, quite easy to unfold, and ready to lay out nearby, all ready for use, and don't worry, i know what your thinking, your PAPER-TOWEL always keeps a surprising amount of its strength, despite getting soaked, and slung all over the place... otherwize that's it, it's all good from here, and now, it's all up to you, buddy, ...so go for it!!! WOW, JUST IMAGINE! ...getting ALL THAT from just ONE PAPER-TOWEL!! ...who knows what ELSE we could accomplish using even MORE PAPER-TOWELS on our NEXT VISIT!!! P.S. LAST WARNING... REMEMBER, NEVER, EVER FLUSH YOUR "THROW-RAG" AFTER WIPING, UNLESS YOU ARE AT A GAS STATION!!! (after all, it's not a REAL butt-wipe, you silly goose) oh, yeaahhh...... HECHLER ...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)... ...yesss...
Yes! Longer videos like this! Come back to Alaska and do a show up here this time and I'll take you around to the sights. Last time you came up on the tonight show dime looking for talented people and I met you at Chilkoot Charlie's where I waited in line to perform a song and you liked it I think...you said it was really good. I like that you are so generous with your time for people who want to meet you. I think I'm gonna call and leave you a voice message soon and see if we can do something fun on your show. Like we could jam over Skype or try to out-weird each other 😆😂🤣🤭🤪
wait! when were were you here? :O cant't believe i missed ya that's a real shame, fun is so hard to come by these days. we're in the middle of a comedy crisis. Oh I found some dates still up, are you looking to be back in July? That'd be cool
Tom, has cancelled everything until Coronavirus Pandemic is completely over. So look forward to his 2023-24 Grand Tour. Hopefully sooner but I'm a realist.
Grew up watching this guy, can’t believe I haven’t seen his channel until now. Definitely want to see his stand up show
Another please. It is my favourite show. Love from Englands person.
PLEASE SIR DO YOU HAVE SOME MORE
Song at the beginning is: "This is the Tom Green Show....not the Green Tom Show...."
Would love to know the dates for your next UK tour once this pandemic is over!
I would love to see your show live! I watched all of the 90's shows, and made my friends watch them.
Very jealous I'm north UK would definitely travel anywhere on the isle if you came again
Please come to the South West Tom!!!!! xxxxxx
Yaaaaaas, i made it in!
i was the one getting my DVD's signed while you were "ROAWD TRHIP"ing hahaha
This. Is. Awesome.
This is awesome. Love the content variety on this channel. You never kbow what to expect.
Nice Tom
Damnnnn. You killed it in the first 3 seconds of the video!
I was traveling in Europe and the UK and was supposed to see the late show at Shepherd's Bush in London. When I showed up to the venue, the place was closed and there was just a tiny note at the box office saying there was a venue change. It was too late. I missed the show. Bummer. At least I got to see Billy Cobham at Ronnie Scott's while I was in London. I've seen Tom in Vancouver a couple times but was really looking forward to an international show.
I live a 10 min walk away from that London venue and wasn't even aware that he was supposed to have been here. Really need to pay for attention.
@Tom Green, ...during these dark times, i soon realized that our suffrage from TOILET-PAPER-WITHDRAWLS has seriously taken its toll, ...we must stop and take the time to consider those sneaky, hidden, PAPER-TOWELS!!! ...because, after all, ya know, i ALWAYS make myself a custom "butt-wipe" right before i skullpt, and all it takes is two of those small pre-perforated kind, it's easy, and here's how... simply take yourself two small sheets, (still connected together, all while keeping that handy division intact down the middle) fold it in half along that dotted line, keep on folding it, over, and over, until it's one nice small square, next, hold out your hand and quickly make a fist, cram that newly folded PAPER-TOWEL right down into your fist, and hold it underneath the fossett, and soak it completely through, then squeeze it out, hard! next, vigorously shake the towel back-and-forth to loosen it up, if it doesn't resemble a dog flapping back-and-forth drying itself, then you are totally doing it wrong! shake it harder, and faster, until you can feel that nice, cool, mist all over your face... ahh... that feels good, don't it??
((( WARNING!!! unless you are doing this in your own residence, please use caution not to flap, and sling the PAPER-TOWEL around TOO much, doing so could result in easily visible recent splash damage on all the surrounding surfaces, ESPECIALLY on mirrors, they show EVERYTHING so be careful, and watch what you are doing! also, examine the walls, ceiling, and flooring, and take note of the overall brightness of the room, lighting fixtures, and if the floor has carpet or tiles, just use your best judgement, also, always be sure to look around for any existing stains, smudges, or smears, or possibly even some remnants of the splash damage that occured from the last time you visited, because remember, all these factors when combined, are multiplicative, giving you a huge advantage! and one last thing, keep a close lookout afterwards, because the owner might try and sneak in right after you get out, or before you get the chance to leave their residence, so watch out!!! )))
...and now, finally, keeping all that in mind, after the towel has been adequately shaken, it will become nice and loose, quite easy to unfold, and ready to lay out nearby, all ready for use, and don't worry, i know what your thinking, your PAPER-TOWEL always keeps a surprising amount of its strength, despite getting soaked, and slung all over the place... otherwize that's it, it's all good from here, and now, it's all up to you, buddy, ...so go for it!!!
WOW, JUST IMAGINE! ...getting ALL THAT from just ONE PAPER-TOWEL!! ...who knows what ELSE we could accomplish using even MORE PAPER-TOWELS on our NEXT VISIT!!!
P.S. LAST WARNING... REMEMBER, NEVER, EVER FLUSH YOUR "THROW-RAG" AFTER WIPING, UNLESS YOU ARE AT A GAS STATION!!! (after all, it's not a REAL butt-wipe, you silly goose)
oh, yeaahhh......
HECHLER
...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...
...yesss...
Love it. Aloha from Hawaii, Tom. Come visit us.
Hey Tom! Thnx! CJ
Be safe Tom. We miss you from Cali.
This was awesome tg.. Peace
Yes! Longer videos like this! Come back to Alaska and do a show up here this time and I'll take you around to the sights. Last time you came up on the tonight show dime looking for talented people and I met you at Chilkoot Charlie's where I waited in line to perform a song and you liked it I think...you said it was really good. I like that you are so generous with your time for people who want to meet you. I think I'm gonna call and leave you a voice message soon and see if we can do something fun on your show. Like we could jam over Skype or try to out-weird each other 😆😂🤣🤭🤪
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Tom Your a silly Billy.tom a silly Billy illy illy silly Billy Tom Tom Tom Tom tom
I dont know why youve been my favorite since the 90s but sometimes from a certain angle you remind me of jesse margera the drummer from cky
Come back we miss you 😘
I love seeing the real time development of this.
Tom really can't cook a steak though 😅
The beard is REAL
Lol for a second I thought the guy in the main picture was that “alright alright alright” McConaughey guy...I’m sure he’s already a fan though!
anyone else feel anxious from the lack of social distancing even though this was pre-corona? lol
Nah man. I think you should stay in the house 🏡
Tom play Liverpool next time please mate
wait! when were were you here? :O cant't believe i missed ya that's a real shame, fun is so hard to come by these days. we're in the middle of a comedy crisis. Oh I found some dates still up, are you looking to be back in July? That'd be cool
Tom, has cancelled everything until Coronavirus Pandemic is completely over. So look forward to his 2023-24 Grand Tour. Hopefully sooner but I'm a realist.
if ya ain't first, you're last
Upload the Ireland one bro! Wanna get my [...] seconds of fame! :-D
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