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  • @Leotheleprachaun
    @Leotheleprachaun 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +293

    "Do boys not get any compliments?!"
    Why do you think so many of us latch on way too fast at the first sign of any positive interactions from people we would be attracted to?
    The last compliment I received irl was from a very old lady. She said my jacket was badass and asked if she could touch the studs on the shoulders. And yes, as sad as it sounds, it still brings a smile to my face when I remember it.
    That was in 2012.

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Now that I think about it, the last time I got a compliment was from my grandma.
      She died 15 years ago.

    • @RancorSnp
      @RancorSnp 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      "Average male gets two compliments in his life - 'what a cute baby' and 'he was a good man' "

    • @Altair_9
      @Altair_9 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@RancorSnp3 with “what a healthy boy” from grandma

    • @ocircles738
      @ocircles738 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Altair_9 what were you doing with your grandma sir

    • @Altair_9
      @Altair_9 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@ocircles738 i dont know where are you from but here when a baby is born grandma Usually says what a health boy to give a blessing. I dont know how you could even think that way

  • @Psybot_creator
    @Psybot_creator 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

    "Do boys not get any compliments?" To answer that question as a man, no. Also most men only receive their first flowers at their funeral, which makes me sad.

    • @amalsp8955
      @amalsp8955 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I get a lot of compliments even though I am fat and I personally believe that I am ugly

    • @CathodeRT
      @CathodeRT 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@amalsp8955 In other words... we guys generally only get complements out of pity?
      * Sad *

    • @w0jtas420
      @w0jtas420 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@CathodeRT nahh why did you make my man dirty bro

    • @rn2497
      @rn2497 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The most guys get is probably the most vicious slur in the face of the planet

  • @ahuman566
    @ahuman566 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +550

    we just gonna gloss over the fact she said "dont ask why my hands are sticky"?

    • @SteveWatchorn
      @SteveWatchorn 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

      Don't question it

    • @Pr.BlueJay
      @Pr.BlueJay 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      Did you listen? She said dont ask

    • @noxusdoks
      @noxusdoks 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      No us 2 shall not

    • @Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90
      @Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      You already broke the code, what the hell is wrong with you?

    • @noxusdoks
      @noxusdoks 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90 rule breaker rule breaker you are banned from the daycare

  • @TheIshakuro
    @TheIshakuro 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +347

    14:50 A lot of guys genuinely don't get many compliments.Like three months ago, a random guy I passed on the street told me he liked my beard, and that's the only compliment I've really gotten in....a decade, maybe?

    • @Bigdude0444
      @Bigdude0444 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      Dude I was going downstairs to wait for some food that was about to be delivered. Some random dude was getting ready to leave in his car as I open the door and starts randomly gassing me up. Complimented my long hair and beard, asked me where I got my gamersupps shirt. I just got flustered for no reason cause I was not ready for it 😂. Last time before that was a friend of mine maybe 8 years ago, she said she really liked how a shirt looked on me and it had the same effect.

    • @M3M3M0TH
      @M3M3M0TH 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Don't worry mate, I like your beard too!

    • @caughtintheakt8420
      @caughtintheakt8420 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I woke up late and hurriedly scootered to school. Bed head + fast wind = hair sticking up in random places. No one said anything about it in class but in the hallway on my way to another class someone noticed. I got a "nice head flappies" while holding his hand on his head like a turkey. I wasn't prepared and genuinely thanked him, but i think we both had a good chuckle abt it. I'm still quite happy abt it even tho i know it was a joke(my family always calls my bedhead a devil horn since i sleep on my side and the hair gets pushed upwards by my pillow into a perfect singular demon horn whenever i wake up. it usually dies down b4 i get to school but i think the wind molded it or smth cuz it stayed for quite a while)

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Spend some good money on an Ushanka fur hat
      trust

    • @pinguino5105
      @pinguino5105 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I've gotten multiple compliments on my shoes or boots in my childhood by other guys. Idk why it was always my shoes/boots.

  • @Barbecuesiki
    @Barbecuesiki 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +235

    "Do boys not get any compliments" I haven't got one in idk how long😭🙏 anyways amazing video

    • @SonicPrince360
      @SonicPrince360 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Unless we're being patronized, no, we don't get a lot of compliments.

    • @lightningjadejavier
      @lightningjadejavier 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      We've never gotten compliments for so long when someone gives us a compliment we immediately go "is it a trap!?!?"

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Spend some good money on an Ushanka fur hat (don't get a cheep garbage one)
      I've gotten at least 1 compliment every winter since I started wearing one

    • @chriskoloski32
      @chriskoloski32 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Boys get maybe one compliment a year if we're lucky

    • @brucehamm2072
      @brucehamm2072 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I don't even remember the last time I got a compliment

  • @aaronburdon221
    @aaronburdon221 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    Miss Mari, if a guy is insulting you but still talking to you, the odds are good that he likes you and doesn't know how to talk to people. It's because he doesn't want to come off as cheesy or glazing. Joking insults (shorty or dingbat are some of the ones used for females) are how males bond so the ones that are still talking are usually trying to bond but are not skilled at the approach. It's when they stop talking that you should be worried. If a guy doesn't like you, they'll barely acknowledge your presence except when they are required to. If a guy is ACTUALLY insulting you, you'll know because of the tonal shift. It becomes more deadpan and monotone and brutal.

    • @Crowbars357
      @Crowbars357 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Or more laced with anger.

    • @АртемМельников-ю3у
      @АртемМельников-ю3у 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      No, guys don't talk to girls like that. She was talking about her ex/present, here we are talking about chads who treat women like trash because they get dozens of these women-> because of their appearance (jaw/height/facial features). Ordinary guys are not considered except for the role of friends (friendzone). Have you noticed how she says that all her boyfriends made her feel bad? Classic Chad behavior. It's funny how women are unable to recognize patterns, even though they'd rather endure than condescend to the average guy anyway.

    • @Crowbars357
      @Crowbars357 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@АртемМельников-ю3у guys do, only in heated arguments that have gone past the point where the guy cares about not hurting her feelings.

    • @IAmSkyrider
      @IAmSkyrider 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@АртемМельников-ю3у bit of a chad comment right there if i do say so myself... "women are unable to recognize patterns"

  • @lightning_11
    @lightning_11 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +111

    Liking the smell of fire is pretty understandable. Especially if it's a nice campfire. Those are peak.

    • @cmorgan501
      @cmorgan501 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      finally someone agrees.

    • @pythonxz
      @pythonxz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm a pyro, so...

  • @TheCoolJamietube
    @TheCoolJamietube 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    14:50 as a guy the only compliments Ive received are "hey cool shirt(it had a cat on it)" and from teachers a half-compliment "hes, smart but doesnt try hard enough" thats it

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Spend some good money on an Ushanka fur hat
      you will 100% receive at LEAST 1 compliment per winter and as the temperature drops the compliment rate will increase

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @drthmik I live in the tropics so I guessI'm f*cked

    • @RUCO
      @RUCO 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@drthmik True, I get 'em even in Russia, not even talking about Europe/US

  • @ExNatCloud
    @ExNatCloud 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +148

    In my experience; injury: rub dirt on it. Sickness or illness: death

    • @ladeao1552
      @ladeao1552 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      This. I have a weird laugh response to pain from injuries and such but illness < death.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @ladeao1552 i believe that's a common response for some reason. Probably the brain trying to both process the pain and not trying to process the pain so the good slime is released to help with the thing

    • @Emblyon
      @Emblyon 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I don't know if it's true, but I heard a theory that it's an evolutionary trait from back when we were hunters.
      If we're injured we fight on to protect the pack.
      If we're sick we essentially die for 3 days and then resurrect and get back to business as usual.
      Whereas girls would "work through it" and struggle with it for over a week.

  • @darngoodparenting6706
    @darngoodparenting6706 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

    As a boy myself, I can confirm that the piss memes are 100% true.

    • @C_A_I_N_N
      @C_A_I_N_N 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      yup, the second a... ehhehh.... 'HAIR' is caught in the stream, it doesnt go the way you expect at all....

    • @igdemanggala
      @igdemanggala วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@darngoodparenting6706 Facts, especially after you Drink a lot + haven't taking a piss for a while

    • @shaoronmd
      @shaoronmd 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      To add, the urethra (tube from bladder to outside) is squished. so when the liquid comes out, it doesn't come out straight. Think of it as a hose but you pinched the end. it sometimes even break into 2 streams.

  • @JiarxAndPickleShow
    @JiarxAndPickleShow 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +111

    9:09 Mari, what happens in the boys locker room stays in the boys locker room, I'm afraid that's confidential information.

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Only the chosen who have survived The Trial may know what goes on within those hallowed halls.

    • @tynerellyson6445
      @tynerellyson6445 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@Techno_Idioto And none shall speak of it. You walk a fine line here, brother.

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @ None shall speak of it indeed.

    • @hurricaneace143
      @hurricaneace143 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@Techno_Idioto😂😂😂

    • @Dawad2007
      @Dawad2007 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It is sacred!

  • @dinoeebastian
    @dinoeebastian 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Honestly, that first one is so accurate, although I'd say it varies, never happens super smooth, but a lot of times it'll act like an old hose that's spraying water in two directions, and other times it'll act like a bomb dropped, tbh, it'd be easier if we sat down, but there are problems with that too.

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I remember one that had one of those 12 spray function sprayers and said every time is a random roll of one of them

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yep.

    • @storm4710
      @storm4710 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@drthmik That is the most accurate one

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ th only pattern missing was one with a primary stream but also another smaller one spraying out at a right angle

    • @storm4710
      @storm4710 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@drthmik that one is so freaking annoying.

  • @sirqrow881
    @sirqrow881 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I unironically think being kind to people should be the bare minimum for society, not for relationships but as people. The fact that "nice guys" became a phrase is also sad, because being kind takes nothing. Thats why I always give my friends the time of the day if they ask for me time to vent or chat. Kindness is free, and im sad and sorry to hear you haven't been treated with kindness that you deserve as a human. Thanks for always dropping videos that put on my face Mari.

  • @ExtrovertedIntrovert123
    @ExtrovertedIntrovert123 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

    In the locker room it is basically a war that is constantly being waged with brief periods of ceasefire.
    Edit: Hey I didn’t divulge any information as to the inner workings of our operations within I have only given a generic description. I have not betrayed the bros.

    • @ShynLamo
      @ShynLamo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Don't breach the what happens in the locker room stays in locker room

    • @icey-a
      @icey-a 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@ShynLamo we do not talk about that

    • @BalenVanGamer150
      @BalenVanGamer150 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      What goes in the locker room, stays in the locker room

    • @EMartinez99213
      @EMartinez99213 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@ExtrovertedIntrovert123 that is classified

    • @CraX_Ez
      @CraX_Ez 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      One more act of such heresy and we will have to summon the council to deal with you brother

  • @foogoose1439
    @foogoose1439 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Whenever I saw the "How to weaponize IKEA pencils" I always think of the phrase "Let me show you its features."

  • @bowtiegaming0001
    @bowtiegaming0001 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    @11:06. Today is, in fact, not my birthday, but I'll make sure to watch this video again in about 7 months from now. Thanks, Mari!

  • @jacobgerb
    @jacobgerb 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I was told in middle school by a girl that she was jealous of my eyebrows and they where the most perfect she's ever seen. I am now 35 and still remember that as one of the only compliments a girl not related to me ever gave me.

  • @Jonas2020
    @Jonas2020 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    I used Febreze 1 time and it was because I didn't have any axe spray and I was smelling bad from sweat and welding fumes so I hoped people would think it was just my clothes that smelt like that and not me lmaooo.

    • @JimmyNeutron-e5j
      @JimmyNeutron-e5j 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Jonas2020 I just spray it on my clothes and wash my face

    • @Leotheleprachaun
      @Leotheleprachaun 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      My dyslexia had me read Furbies and got SO confused for a bit😂

  • @leereredone9418
    @leereredone9418 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Rarr (the big-time streamer) once went for a piss and left his mic on
    One brilliant chatter said "Damn! You frying chicken in there, boi?"

    • @kevinlockwood5384
      @kevinlockwood5384 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Thus something beautiful was made

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      CottontailVA actually went to the bathroom during a collab stream with Sinder the Hellhound and left her mic on. Cotton actually sings to herself while she’s doing her business 😂

  • @Crazyguy_123MC
    @Crazyguy_123MC 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    11:31 We swore to uphold the Covenant. EVEN TO OUR DYING BREATH.

  • @illusiveelk2558
    @illusiveelk2558 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    11:07 there was one of my friend's birthdays recently, and I was talking to him on discord for a few hours. At one point, I said "oh shoot, I forgot, happy birthday!"
    He just pauses for like 5 seconds and then goes
    *"I forgot"*

  • @AirShockXLIVE
    @AirShockXLIVE 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    11:03 The fact that I am watching this on my birthday and no one has wished me a happy birthday besides a 2D girl on a screen really shows me I gotta make more friends.

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Happy birthday

    • @JhonWick-j5g
      @JhonWick-j5g วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Happy birthday

    • @Minecraft-Expert
      @Minecraft-Expert 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Happy birthday

  • @josephr7684
    @josephr7684 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    For perspective on the "getting sick" thing. In my late twenties, I had a fever from an abscessed and infected tooth (cracked it when I was younger, but it had never been a problem before that.)
    First three days, I showed up to work like normal, got my duties done, stayed a few hours late when necessary, took to eating icecubes to help numb the pain and keep my stomach full, because even though I was vomiting more frequently the longer I "dealt with it" quietly, I had absolutely no appetite.
    Fourth day, I went to a dentist before my shift started, got the site lanced and drained, the bad tooth pulled out root and all, put on antibiotics and given a prescription for barely stronger Tylenol, and ordered to get some bed rest and not do anything strenuous because I put this visit off way too long and thus lost a lot of blood getting that tooth ripped out. The spit sink next to me looked like that scene from "It", it couldn't drain properly because of all the dead and rotten pulp clogging it. Went to work anyway, coworkers only noticed any difference because "your cheek isn't poofy like a squirrel anymore." At least I wasn't vomiting anymore, I was FINE, really.
    Fifth day, my reserves finally broke and I came down hard, like someone pulled a cork out of a dam and let all my energy out. Showed up to work after swallowing half of those baby-grade pills the pharmacist gave me, worked in a near-complete fugue state, trembling and wheezing the whole time, at one point stepped outside for fresh air and someone pointed out I was literally steaming, big billowing white tendrils coming off of me, eventually collapsed and passed out during my lunch break, and when the boss shook me awake, told him I was going home, I felt like shit.
    Showed up on Monday completely fine after sleeping the entire weekend away, only interrupted by getting up to inhale everything in my fridge, guzzle water directly from the tap for thirty seconds, and then running to the bathroom to urgently pass it all right back out. If my trip to the dentist was "It", my trip to the bathroom was "Constantine." The less said the better, but there was definitely a shit demon involved.
    Got pulled aside immediately upon showing up and reprimanded for taking a half-day off without warning, and told during the writeup that I was a baby for not just powering through to the weekend, I was only "really sick" for like, what, one day? As an added insult, I was promptly sent home for the day to "consider" why I shouldn't be fired. Damn near quit on the spot, but I needed the money more than I needed my pride.
    And this was them being "sympathetic" to me, by pointing out that I could have just done "light work" for the rest of the day and knocked off on time instead of staying late like usual and nobody would have complained, but leaving halfway through my shift for a medical emergency was simply unacceptable behavior that would normally result in a termination, but they liked me and wanted to give me a second chance.
    For direct comparison: had a female coworker who started at the same time I did, same position, got paid the same amount, assigned the same hours, and no lie, worked forty days in the entire year. I know because I was the one pulled aside (since we went through orientation together) and told to go to her house and talk to her "off the record" about getting signed doctor's notes for at least half of the days she took off, otherwise they'd have to eventually drop her benefits (including medical) because she didn't qualify for them anymore, and regional was cracking down on petty violations like that. Even then, it wasn't "wow, so she's taken essentially 300 days off this year", but "what can we do to make sure the poor dear still gets paid for all the time she took off?"
    And I was the one with a mark on my record for being "unreliable."
    That's the reality of men's health, and why when we get "slightly sick" we turn into babies. Because our "slightly sick" is "one gentle tap on the shoulder away from death", and even then we get told to man up and suffer through, you don't hear women complaining this much when they get the sniffles.

  • @Lucid_303
    @Lucid_303 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    14:50 I think ive gotten 2 compliments from non family members in the past like 6 years so yah, its pretty rare that guys get compliments

  • @senorsiro3748
    @senorsiro3748 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The being sick thing is 75% what you said about it… but it’s also 25% the masculine urge to call your family to your final bedside and give them poetic blessings as you’re slipping away.

  • @3mp3eror·719
    @3mp3eror·719 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    5:28
    That was cute and wholesome, till the end 😂

  • @JiarxAndPickleShow
    @JiarxAndPickleShow 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    14:50 The only compliment I've ever gotten is someone saying my hair was soft...

  • @ryuakatsuki5235
    @ryuakatsuki5235 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    12:14 Mari actual talking cat behind camera confirmed lesgooo 😆

  • @hackcubit9663
    @hackcubit9663 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:10 can't blame Mari for laughing so hard at that one. Literally made me laugh out loud, too.

  • @colindarcas6532
    @colindarcas6532 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    4:30 your silence is deafening

    • @pythonxz
      @pythonxz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      She's feeling our depression.

  • @LongXue
    @LongXue 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I like how Mari is literally farming us men.
    As a guy, I will represent all guys as well. We are ok with it.

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Yay, you're making more meme videos. Keep it up Mari, we love you

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    14:03 I fully agree. I'm a guy and I want to find a girl who's simply nice to me, all other things are of secondary importance.

  • @davidkelly132
    @davidkelly132 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I still remember the last compliment I got was around 9-10 years ago some random older lady said my winter jacket looked good, super random but still wearing the same jacket until I die. Maybe there has been something between but it's so rare that I just took it as a sarcasm at this point. But thats kinda what makes it special, you get something very rarely so you actually cherish that instead of daily "oh thank you!" that you see quite common between girls

  • @Dawad2007
    @Dawad2007 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Its true men never get compliments but when they do they will gain a new core memory.

  • @mielliot13
    @mielliot13 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    11:40 My running theory on why women get offended by wearing the same outfit (based on reading webnovels, so dash of salt) is that its basically like a passive/subconscious competition, if you are wearing the same outfit the competition for who looks better feels more targeted.

  • @Rouxlskaardneo
    @Rouxlskaardneo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    9:23
    CONGRATULATIONS WE HAVE THE WORLDS GAYEST MEN AWARD

  • @TremorWatt
    @TremorWatt 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I just like it when people are just nice to me"
    I wish more women were like you. I might not be single... but alas, the phrase "nice guys finish last" is extremely applicable to me...

  • @kimpatrick5422
    @kimpatrick5422 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    2:44 (ish) fun fact, its a biological fact that women on average have more color receptors in their eyes, allowing them to see more shades of colors than men usually, while that dosent make the joke less funny there IS a neat factoid behind its origin!

    • @Mega-y5d
      @Mega-y5d 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      the more you know

    • @BlazeFiresoul
      @BlazeFiresoul 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Then that must mean I have that gene, as you said it’s not sex locked and I can tell the smallest differences.

  • @thegrayghostt
    @thegrayghostt 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I love these videos, boys v girls memes are always funny and relatable

  • @Jony.1285
    @Jony.1285 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mari, you ‘bout to make me Parasocial.
    But jokes aside, you’re funny to listen and sound like a good person to hand around with. So just keep vibing and do what you do, the comment section and I love it 😅

  • @Ace95616
    @Ace95616 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    No "Scorpion" but "Axe Wars" were the norm in my locker rooms.

  • @NightwoGaming
    @NightwoGaming 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Paused 13 seconds into the video asking Mari......."Fried chicken"? That is a new one to me 😂

  • @leatherskies1635
    @leatherskies1635 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The compliment thing is too true. In the last 15 years, i remember the couple of compliments I've gotten vividly.

  • @NonConformistPsyche
    @NonConformistPsyche 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    9:10 We battle for the title of Lord of the Lockerroom. That's what we do.

    • @mysticboar1237
      @mysticboar1237 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      th-cam.com/video/0jXTBAGv9ZQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=dGpkeyldBVZpLXNy

    • @cookiebro283
      @cookiebro283 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      real, boys are always doin random stuff when alone like kick down door and etc

  • @StevenOrta-n5z
    @StevenOrta-n5z 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    14:52 A guy gets a compliment once every decade but that’s it people don’t appreciate us till we’re long gone

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Spend some good money on an Ushanka fur hat
      a minimum of 1 compliment per year with higher yields the colder it gets

  • @Mingislingis
    @Mingislingis 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Yeah it sucks we get blamed for how we pee everywhere. When we truly have a sprinkler and women expect us to have a syringe pee shot

  • @thegentlemadmann
    @thegentlemadmann 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:42 I believe in Biology class I learned that girls can see a broader spectrum of colors than men, or can at least distinguish different colors more easily.

  • @dumbthingscompilation07
    @dumbthingscompilation07 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    9:40 we didn’t do scorpion but the most iconic memory I got is some one throwing a somewhat recently used condom around 😭 we played tag with it 💀

  • @Shinom4ever
    @Shinom4ever 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mari, seriously, your laughs are like heavens... I don't know, you just make my days happier.

  • @RayohiiSounds
    @RayohiiSounds 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Wow congrats on 100k such rapid growth in such a short time

  • @FringeGames
    @FringeGames 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Hi Mari I'm commenting again lol, I would love to hear more of your thoughts during these videos, especially when there's something you add nuance to (I enjoy hearing your own personal tales and experiences in and of society that add depth to what otherwise is mostly "Ha Ha girl think about looking pretty boy think about the Mongol Invasion of Japan")

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The smell of a campfire, or wood fire in general is such a mood, we're genetically conditioned to find it relaxing to be around a good fire.

  • @redtourque
    @redtourque 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The "Do boys not get compliments" uh I don't think I got any in my life that was genuine. That or my memory is deteriorating rapidly. Haha... (:._.)

  • @jaxonrobinson5531
    @jaxonrobinson5531 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Another fun and interesting react video. I always enjoy hearing your opinions on these tyoes of things, i hope to see more of these in the future and congrats again on making 100K❤❤

  • @im_ricebowl
    @im_ricebowl 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    5:20 i believe there is an actual set of studies actually agreeing with men experience more suffering than women when sick. And although this is true, men handle injuries a lot better like cuts and bruises

    • @plasmaapple8722
      @plasmaapple8722 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@im_ricebowl Make sense. Pain I can handle, weakness I absolutely can not.

    • @RedCnMn
      @RedCnMn 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      We just pussies when it comes to illnesses lol
      It could also be explained by the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in comparison to women's when we are injured. We can take more explosive pain, but in the long run we suck (seems like we suck in a lot of things when it comes to endurance xD)

    • @SNixD
      @SNixD 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Also, testosterone affects the immune system, making some parts stronger and some weaker. Men and women are medically different in many ways, which is why things like phase three clinical trials are conducted with a population representative cohort.

    • @im_ricebowl
      @im_ricebowl 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@RedCnMn I 100% agree. I've been in several situations where I get injured pretty badly but can manage to walk it off most times. But my goodness when I'm sick....someone just end me *sniffs in allergic rhinitis*

  • @bl4ckh0l33
    @bl4ckh0l33 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The boys locker room is a battlefield we don't mention, only nightmares happen there 😢 (god the axe bombs 😭)

  • @mrshadow4007
    @mrshadow4007 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    2:18 The funny thing is that i have deuteranopia colour blindness and camt see shades of colours. So all of those dresses really are just "blue" to me.

  • @America_Yea
    @America_Yea 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    that little reference there to Jörg Sprave with his fascination with making pencils and anything lethal really with slingshot power because he can't have guns in germany. makes for a fascinating youtube channel

  • @anthonypimentel7218
    @anthonypimentel7218 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Well I pee sitting down 'cause I'm on (prescribed) opioids - makes it so much easier so even when not on them it's just become habit (the sitting down).
    But I'm a lot closer to the water. So it sounds like I'm frying chicken, and I'm talking LIVE chickens here

  • @ijnyuudachi4917
    @ijnyuudachi4917 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "what do you guys do in the locker room?"
    What happens in the locker room, stays in the locker room
    Don't worry about it.

  • @94Newbie
    @94Newbie 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    there is two reactions to getting compliments for guys: either it being a happy memory they will cherish forever. or confusion and suspicion that its some kind of prank.

  • @splatoonistproductions5345
    @splatoonistproductions5345 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    honestly the pee thing is so true. As a bloke, whenever I need to pee I need to factor in so much: wind speed, stiffness, angle of attack, psi, duration, energy retention and expenditure, the laws of thermodynamics 😂😂😂 it’s so unpredictable!! One moment it’s like a trickling tap, the next it’s like a hose with multiple holes in it squirting it out hard enough to cut diamonds 😂

  • @thecruzer5856
    @thecruzer5856 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    4:01 becareful once ur Hooked, that game will consume the heck out of you lmao
    Especially when u later jump into the MODS

  • @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007
    @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love your videos Mari thank you for the amazing entertainment and making thousands and thousands and thousands of people happy and laugh you are truly a special person who must be protected at all costs

  • @xaronsharptail2939
    @xaronsharptail2939 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey Mari
    Just thought I'd let you know you're doing fantastic with your content. I love the atmosphere you bring, comfortable and fun in equal measure.
    As someone who tends to have a fairly rough go at things in life, your videos do make my days just a little bit better. And sometimes that's all I need.
    I appreciate you.

  • @davidrousselle7915
    @davidrousselle7915 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    11:11 yeah I feel like most women would never understand the pain of singing yourself happy birthday in bed, that’s some soul crushing stuff

  • @jedverse7878
    @jedverse7878 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    9:00 Ah yes, those cursed words: “I like ya cut, G.”

  • @Rentfreeparalysisdemon
    @Rentfreeparalysisdemon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mari, i just wanna say you are underrated. you really do deserve more subs. anyway, thanks for another hilarious video and hope to see a new one soon ☮✌🏻

  • @Nyperold018
    @Nyperold018 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I left my laptop's wallpaper on "change it every once in a while, selecting from scenes of natural beauty". My phone? Our manual water pump.
    Like, "How dare she not psychically know I was going to wear this and choose something else!"
    We hope for a stream like the first... and occasionally get sprinkler mode. Or a split stream. Or a single stream, but it goes off in an unexpected direction. I like to think I have decent aim, but I also have to compensate for things like that.
    I mean, those of us who wore glasses during the pandemic know about fogging up. Headgear that really doesn't let the moisture go anywhere else...

  • @neirakux3
    @neirakux3 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That happy birthday was so sweet and I relate to it so much. If it was my birthday I wouldve cried. These videos are fun :)

  • @Danielathan
    @Danielathan 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I would be the type of person to give you a little bit of pampering."
    Aw, how sweet. 😊
    "Just don't ask why my hands are sticky."
    H-hold on, what? 😳

  • @sinnerthesinful552
    @sinnerthesinful552 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    37° is actualy a solid temp for fever, by 38° you're debilitated and at 39° you have a high chance of dying

  • @outcastalphagaming2512
    @outcastalphagaming2512 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    5:45 The world still isn't ready for what's considered manly to change yet though a ton of us are a lot more emotionally and mentally receptive than previous generations and that includes guys requesting snuggles

  • @fangzgaming5510
    @fangzgaming5510 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    5:10 is it weird that I'm the first one for like one day, then go to my parents when it gets worse before becoming the second one 😂?

  • @Kingdookoo
    @Kingdookoo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Do guys really not get that many compliments?" No, we do not, but when we do we NEVER forget

  • @BilI4123
    @BilI4123 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I wasn't ready for the starting joke, spit my drink all over my switch

  • @sguizzooo
    @sguizzooo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    about the fever one, iirc women apparenly have a more active immune system that starts fighting whatever's causing the illness as soon as it enters the body while men take longer to start so fevers actually hit men harder than women

  • @neksizer1133
    @neksizer1133 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Guys usually get at least 2 compliments in a lifetime.:
    "What a cute kid",
    "He was a good guy.".
    At least something ))

  • @HardinTheGoodHunter
    @HardinTheGoodHunter 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love it when I say the boys answer before it’s shown.

  • @JackDPearl
    @JackDPearl 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    As a long time viewer, I can confirm that this is a long running fascination of Mari's. She was asking us questions about hiw men pee in some of her earliest vtuber streams. Particularly whether it was like controling the streama fire hose or machine gun.

  • @dinoeebastian
    @dinoeebastian 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    on the weaponizing IKEA pencils... Yes, you can do that, you can weaponize anything. And that's not an exaggeration, literally anything can be lethal.

  • @starplatinum2414
    @starplatinum2414 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:23 Mari you can weaponize ANYTHING if you A. try hard enough and/or B. are desperate enough.

  • @mrgamer7390
    @mrgamer7390 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For the compliments part? Yes, we guys don't get many. A year ago my english teacher said my hoodie is fire... that was the only compliment to me in like... 10-12 years...

  • @meridia288
    @meridia288 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    To be fair.. Guys rarely gets compliments, and honestly it makes me so sad.. Like.. I wish people would compliment me, even for small things, it just lighten up your day ❤

  • @NewTypeDilemma01
    @NewTypeDilemma01 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:14 I'm the exception. I'm _absurdly_ stubborn about working, even when I'm feverish or sick. My supervisor basically has to _order_ me to go home if I caught something for me to spend the next several days in recovery.

  • @jameselliott5402
    @jameselliott5402 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    If those around you only wish to bring you down then they don't deserve to be around you in the first place

  • @Omega_ryu_Alpha
    @Omega_ryu_Alpha 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The closest thing to 'scorpion' i can think of is rat tail, where you twist the towel and then flick it like a whip, usually at the ass. sometimes you could soak it in cold water if its pool day for extra damage XD

  • @ToastyCarnotaur
    @ToastyCarnotaur 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i haven't gotten a compliment in like 14 years
    but i'll always remember that one guy who said my shirt was cool and then asked where i got it from

  • @kaziglu8344
    @kaziglu8344 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When guys get sick we know that if we rest more we get better quicker than if we try to keep doing things.

  • @gpuzi1
    @gpuzi1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The birthday one hit hard this year.
    Turned 30 and no one could afford presents or travel so just bought snacks and rewatched LotR.

  • @jedverse7878
    @jedverse7878 วันที่ผ่านมา

    7:22 You’re thinking of the smell of burning wood. Not the processed stuff you get from the hardware store, but natural logs that still have the bark on them. I actually like that smell too.

  • @solorider66
    @solorider66 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    5:33 man why you gotta hit right at home with that one

  • @dpc123official
    @dpc123official 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    14:53 Yeah, us guys don't really get many compliments. I don't even remember the last time I got a random compliment from someone.

  • @iamaloafofbread8926
    @iamaloafofbread8926 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    13:08 Technically, that whole bus of Spiderman is cannon now

  • @kyleeames8229
    @kyleeames8229 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:08 That. We literally do that! The entire script of the battle of Geonosis was just George Lucas revealing the Sacred Locker Room Ritual in cinema.

  • @Glitchy1988
    @Glitchy1988 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I never heard of the scorpion thing but as a fossil I remember the thing where guys would just punch you in the chest and shout "OPEN CHEST!"
    Had to basically have my backpack like body armor and wear it on the front.

  • @gameasasin
    @gameasasin 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    14:56 yes, men don't get compliments, we get scorn or indifference, so the compliments we do get are much more cherished.

  • @jacobi5272
    @jacobi5272 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Scorpion was completely different for me when I was in school. You essentially would grab another persons hand in such a way that your nails would dig into each others hand around their thumb. You would squeeze and dig into their hand until one of you gave up. I still have scars on my hand from doing it back then. I was stupid. As for your version of scorpion I always knew of it or something similar to it as “Cup Check”.

  • @AuthorDrawsStuff
    @AuthorDrawsStuff 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:01 as a biologically accurate living organism of the human species specified as the male genome, i can confirm that males will play beat saber during puberty