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  • @FakeOutReads
    @FakeOutReads  2 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    This is a re upload from yesterday if you saw it - it got age restricted :(
    If you watched it already then feel free to watch again to help the algorithm lol

  • @SirPreyas
    @SirPreyas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I've heard of women bring one friend to their date for "protection" before but bringing 23 family members to a blind date is crazy.

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's a blind surprise party, not a date.

    • @michaelcampos6451
      @michaelcampos6451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They bringing the entire army

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Gi Gi they sit at a different table and watch from there.

    • @SpoonHurler
      @SpoonHurler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm not against someone bringing 1 or 2, maybe 3 people to a date if you are up front about it. I have and would pay but 23 and unannounced... Are we getting married date 1 or something?

    • @tenztops4636
      @tenztops4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like 23 family judge

  • @kempolar9768
    @kempolar9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Even with that woman bringing along 23 family members, making 25 people in total. After doing the math they still spent $124 EACH. Who in the hell spends over 50 bucks on the first date? Let alone this situation.

    • @k0pstl939
      @k0pstl939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The family probably bought expensive alcohol and other stuff because they were trying to mooch off of the blind date

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn’t see that coming

    • @alexvaraderey
      @alexvaraderey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's probably worse than that, if we assume that he had the decency to pay for what he and his date had had, that $3100 may be what's left. It could be that the bill was actually $3,400, he gave the bill to her with $300 for he and her and said ''the rest of the bill is on you''.

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spoiler alert: it's never a date in the first place

    • @NelsonBigGunP200Fan
      @NelsonBigGunP200Fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think that's someone who's desperate........ I'd never spend that much on a first date. Get a normal meal and thats it. IF they don't like it, they can go elsewhere tbh. IF they pressure you into spending thousands then they need to get a sugar daddy. lmao

  • @lord_graymarrow
    @lord_graymarrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    ,,I've not been seeing women I find attractive but I've been seeing a lot of men that are hot"
    Sir, are you per chance gay?

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who exactly decided that "we" should imply that people who don't want to fuck the same sex as themselves and only the same sex as themselves are never happy, and that "pure" homosexuals can't feel emotions other than happiness? Besides, you can fuck someone and not love them simultaneously.

    • @PrincessFidelma
      @PrincessFidelma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆
      Apparently it's a woman, she's posted lots of other photos of other people (including their kid's bestie, apparently) with offensive descriptions of why they're the gender they're dressed as.

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Preheating your oven can actually impact your food, especially for stuff like baking cakes. The longer it sits there while the oven's warming up, the more the bubbles will rise and pop, creating a denser cake. Also, most recipes have their cooking time based on a preheated oven, so if you put it in without preheating, you'll be having to babysit whatever's in there because the cooking time in the recipe will be much harder to judge.

    • @SnowyPup
      @SnowyPup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I should also mention, you should really be careful anytime you're trying to cook food especially while a conventional (non-fan/non-convection) electric oven is pre-heating. Certain conventional electric ovens (at least in the US) will use the top heating element while pre-heating. Depending on your oven, this may end up burning foods that have a sensitive top: IE, a frozen pizza.

    • @Tzar1
      @Tzar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is some cakes called cold oven cakes that are ment to be put in a cold oven and warm up with the oven.
      Dylan Hollies did a video on it where he made a cold oven cake in a cold and preheated oven, and the cold won out cause that was what the recipe was ment for

    • @sparrowflyaway
      @sparrowflyaway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tzar1 lol that's exactly the reason I know that putting a cake in the oven without preheating it causes a denser cake, because I watched his TH-cam video of the whole process, including testing the cake in a cold oven vs a preheated one 😄

    • @Helena-me6mp
      @Helena-me6mp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who tf doesnt preheat their oven??

    • @Tzar1
      @Tzar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Helena-me6mp People making cold oven cake

  • @LittleParody
    @LittleParody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    9:50 The very definition of a spoiled brat. Imagine getting $1000 a month without having to do anything and not having to use it for important stuff, like how.

    • @circumplex9552
      @circumplex9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and shes crying at the idea of getting more money that she has to actually work for

    • @labbit35
      @labbit35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro I’m 15 and I have no allowance and I’m still fine a f

    • @RiceTrees
      @RiceTrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's not just her fault tho too
      Her mom's also to blame ://
      Like, why give you 15 yr old $1000 a month in the first place???
      That's just bad parenting
      And as much as a 15 yr old should know better, having that life style ad being surrounded by people with that lifestyle really fucks with you life and attitude
      Hope the mom doesn't have any other children, and hope the 15 yr old will look back at that one day and realized she's cringe af

    • @emiljensen2594
      @emiljensen2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RiceTrees yee, true bro

    • @circumplex9552
      @circumplex9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@labbit35 yeah same, I pretty much just save up christmas and birthday money if I feel like buying something

  • @Jasmodeuss
    @Jasmodeuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The girl that gets 1000 dollars for an allowance, she’s 15…I’m 15 and I don’t get paid anything, and she’s crying?? Man if I could cry and get that much I would never stop cryin’

    • @julienbronsch5039
      @julienbronsch5039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get 30€ per month and I almost never spend it (Im also 15)

    • @DitzyNizzy2009
      @DitzyNizzy2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got £50 pocket money (what we call an allowance in England) a month - on the condition that I did my chores AND homework.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DitzyNizzy2009 Just to age things here. When I was about 7-8, I got 10p pocket money per week, from my gran as my parents couldn't afford it. I would go the the corner shop buy a comic, some sweets and a bag of crisps and still have a couple of pence left for a treat later in the week. One I got to 12, I got an after school job and never got pocket money again.

  • @CSSLZT13
    @CSSLZT13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Weirdly enough, I love rewatching your videos, even at work! Your light-hearted approach to the memes you find still make me laugh, even after about 5 re-watches or so per video! Keep it up!

  • @vexal_1947
    @vexal_1947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I thought this came out yesterday 🤔

    • @MyDixieWrecked247
      @MyDixieWrecked247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It did

    • @elijahmorris3308
      @elijahmorris3308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It did come out yesterday
      Idk why he re uploaded

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yet he re uploaded it. That was quite the move. Some might even call it a.... Stupid move. One that might make you..... Facepalm

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@elijahmorris3308 he left a comment and didn't pin it to the top oddly enough. he said it got age restricted for some reason so he reuploaded it

    • @thecat6898
      @thecat6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It did come out it was so good he had to post it again

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i think the "keep dating racists" lady is saying that it's easier to get through to people if they care about you. exposure to different kinds of people is key.

    • @lazarmarkovic9404
      @lazarmarkovic9404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I looked through that persons articles on that site and i couldn't find it but it does seem like something she would say

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lazarmarkovic9404 yeah, it's a pretty common topic of discussion amongst young liberals. There's sorta the camp that feels like it's better to not expose oneself unnecessarily to the groundless resentment of people who see you as less-than for one arbitrary reason or another, and the camp that kinda feels like the only way to make the world a better place for everyone is exposing hateful people to the nonsensical arrogance of their own beliefs by letting them to interact with different kinds of people, and have the fact that we're all just people hit then over the head. kinda the way that being homophobic went from being the defacto norm in America to being a symbol of low cognitive ability and poor character in just a generation or two, largely because the younger generations were essentially made to interact with each other as equals at school. It's harder to see someone as intrinsically less when you've got homies that identify as that thing you're being a bigot about.

    • @PrincessFidelma
      @PrincessFidelma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah! That makes sense, I was a little bit "huh?".
      I can see how it'd work, too.
      My mum worked sorting mail, and there were people from all over working there, too, suddenly an earthquake, or a monsoon, or shooting, or whatever became a personal tragedy, rather than an terrible thing that has happened, because she/we actually knew people from there.
      After years of coveting one, I bought one of those beautiful tops from an online shop in Mexico, maybe a year later an earthquake hit that town, and my first thought when I saw the news was "Oh no, that's where I got my top, I hope they're OK"
      I know a pair of breeders who are rabidly racist, the "my (grandmother)/(parents) are immigrants, but they're the good type of immigrant" who don't like being reminded the same 💩 was said about them in their day -type of racist, well, I've spent years thinking it's not fair that such hate filled (about every minority, tbh) people got kids, "they'll only ruin them", well, their end 3, who went to a mixed race school, aren't racist (or other -ist, or -phobe) at all, most of their friends are 1st/2nd generation, and it just warms my tired old Grinchy heart.

    • @Beebop008
      @Beebop008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Go to her page at Medium. The actual title is ‘You Have to Stop Dating Racists.” What’s shown is someone’s ideas of a bad joke.

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Beebop008 yeah, that's valid too. I mean, I don't personally want to draw a hard line between decent people and terrible people, but even for me it gets stressful sometimes, so I totally get it.

  • @AarxyGD
    @AarxyGD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If you love racism, i am the right person. I haven't missed any race since 2007 and really love car races.

    • @__________________________....
      @__________________________.... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love F1

    • @AarxyGD
      @AarxyGD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@__________________________.... me too!!!

    • @daswasich1147
      @daswasich1147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then what is your opinion on trackmania esports?
      Can't be an expert racist without the best racing game of all time!

    • @SaucetinV8
      @SaucetinV8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who you favorite Nascar racer

    • @TrendyGamer-is2wr
      @TrendyGamer-is2wr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SaucetinV8 *Nascar racist

  • @thebigdawg61
    @thebigdawg61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I got an scam email supposedly from HMRC demanding I remit taxes owed. Yeah, I'm American, live in the U.S. and have yet to visit the UK. I did forward the email to HMRC so they could try to track down the scammers.

    • @DitzyNizzy2009
      @DitzyNizzy2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've had several scam emails saying that I owe the IRS money.
      I'm pretty sure the IRS has no authority over English people in England. (And, while I've been to America, that hasn't happened since before the pandemic.)

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice move. I'd have done the same if I got an email from the IRS (I'm a Brit in the UK).

    • @divya951
      @divya951 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did that mail also threaten to put you 'under the rest'?

    • @thebigdawg61
      @thebigdawg61 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@divya951 Honestly, I saw HMRC...owe us money...and I didn't know what HMRC was. I Googled it, they had an email to remit spoofs and I forwarded it.

  • @quingregg6643
    @quingregg6643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's hard to believe she actually thought that the Philips , flat head,ECT bit's for a screwdriver was ammunition for an assault rifle

    • @indietallirado4767
      @indietallirado4767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no, there are people that obvious or stupid depending on how that person was raised. Former coworker thought bc powders, wax paper packets were left in shared office by boss, was a different kind of white powder.

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and then she finds REAL 5.56x45mm and thinks that its a tiny maple syrup bottle and tries poking the silver "seal" on the back with a sowing needle and ends up killing her 4th cousin and getting in trouble for a negligent discharge

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Qaptyl i don't think she will kill anyone by doing that. Ammo is not that effective without a sealed barrel. Possibly mangle her fingers or get some shrapnel in her eyes.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@voidseeker4394 The round will travel somewhat though and hit something, even if it's her own leg.

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thurgosh_OG yes, but energy is incomparable with the real gunshot.

  • @sirgonb9881
    @sirgonb9881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i wish i could say this on the r/kidsarestupid videos, but you're genuinely so smart for turning off the comments on that, really didn't want to see someone swearing at a toddler

  • @theteatwit2223
    @theteatwit2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    With the alkaline vs cancer one is technically correct as if your body is alkaline then the cancer will die but you will also

    • @tsemiu
      @tsemiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @ellaser93
    @ellaser93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    While I don't think that pre-heating is some sort of scam brought up by gas or electric companies, she does have a point. It sounds like she has a convection oven, which means the oven is going to be more efficient anyway. In fact, with most modern ovens you really don't need to pre-heat in most cases. Pre-heating is best used for something that you bake at a high temperature for a short period of time. Fish, for example.

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Preheating your oven is not about cooking your food, you wait until it's done because the oven hasn't yet reached hot enough to kill the bacteria and they will start to multiply faster the higher the heat reaches, until it's reached a point it is deadly to them and if your food is a little pink in the middle that means it's cooler there, oftentimes just cool enough the bacteria you allowed to multiply is able to survive which can be incredibly dangerous. It has nothing to do with getting the food cooked better and everything to do with stopping salmonella and similar deadly bacteria

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm very sorry I reacted badly, however your advice could legitimately get someone killed

    • @ellaser93
      @ellaser93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aSipOfHemlocktea So, even though I regularly temp my food to 155-165 Fahrenheit, I'm still somehow going to catch a food-borne illness? You are honestly going with that? Really?
      Also, for anything that needs to be baked for a long time (30 minutes+) that little bit of time it takes for the oven to get to full temp isn't going to change much. 30+ minutes in a 300+ Fahrenheit oven is going to kill pretty much anything that you have to worry about.
      Again for things that are baked for short periods (like Fish) it is certainly best to pre-heat. But not for a long bake.

    • @ellaser93
      @ellaser93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aSipOfHemlocktea I worked in Food Service as an Executive Chef for a University Cafeteria for over 20 years. With a perfect health and safety record (according to the State of Minnesota, which has some of the highest standards and regulations in the United States, btw.) I think at this point, I know what the eff I am talking about!
      But, please! Explain to me , an actual culinary professional, how I'm going to get people killed.

    • @ellaser93
      @ellaser93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aSipOfHemlocktea Also, please look up how convection ovens work before you continue at your attempt to "educate" me. I did mention that in my original post, ya know.

  • @ChocoCatChat
    @ChocoCatChat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    10:28 yesterday I was crying because I found one of my cats dead. I then watched this video for a distraction and I was still crying a bit until this part came in. This made me realize that crying is cringe. All the tears I cried out came back to my eyes and made my face dry as a desert

    • @circumplex9552
      @circumplex9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      its not cringe to cry over a lost pet, it is cringe however to cry over the idea of not being spoiled rotten

    • @lucybloodaltalt8672
      @lucybloodaltalt8672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Crying isn't cringe, its basic human emotion. But what IS cringe is that 15 year old crying over just the idea of a job

    • @michaelcampos6451
      @michaelcampos6451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are not cringe,
      She is cringe

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You need to cry for your dead kitty , it's called being a decent human being.

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Oren Black *cringiest
      ...and agree!

  • @Jalbesbe
    @Jalbesbe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pre heating ovens existed long before electricity. You want an even cooking temperature radiating around your food. For basic things like a frozen pizza, sure it works. You just need to make sure you know the proper timing when to take it out from when you first turned it on and put it in. Usually it adds almost the same amount of time that it takes to heat up the oven, you might shed off a minuet or two, but thats it

  • @MrSlimy-ct8wy
    @MrSlimy-ct8wy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A response to the lady in the thumbnail
    “No thanks I only date black women”

    • @willy4170
      @willy4170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe she intends only racist black woman ahah

  • @jacklow9611
    @jacklow9611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'd just like to say that you look great in a collared shirt instead of the sweatshirts you usually are seen wearing, and not wearing that cap. Your content and commentary is very enjoyable.
    The only thing that would have been more instant karma for the guy who tried to kick the dog is if the dog had bit him, or at least acted like it was going to.

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if he bleed after the bite that would be pissed karma

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragon-du6ew: He wouldn't need to bleed, but there always needs to be a little overplay, if only to drive the point home a little better.

  • @justahungarianguy
    @justahungarianguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:19 I was delivering newspapers when I was 13 to 16 and I made around 50 euros a months. Made me happy as hell

  • @skullcrsher4946
    @skullcrsher4946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:46 that’s not a mortar that’s a mortar shell
    She found a bomb

    • @quingregg6643
      @quingregg6643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have called the police as soon as I realized what it was. I'm planning on not becoming a Darwin award recipient.

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quingregg6643 brandon herrera enjoyer

    • @quingregg6643
      @quingregg6643 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Qaptyl I do enjoy his content 😁

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quingregg6643 gigachad

  • @emiljensen2594
    @emiljensen2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love how we Can see hes enjoyment in making filmning these vedioes. Straight Gold bro. Love from denmark🇩🇰

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From a worldle I can say danish isn't a word and Denmark doesn't exist its name is now legoland and legonion is the... Thing

  • @ioancrowley2516
    @ioancrowley2516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:06 as someone who's dad passed away from lung cancer 4 years ago, that is bullshit

    • @tsemiu
      @tsemiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry for your loss bro

  • @dragnusu4411
    @dragnusu4411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Depending on how the oven works, putting food in the oven while it is preheating can sometimes burn the food (happened to me before)

  • @net_spider
    @net_spider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:30
    To be fair, I can't do this from memory either, though the Canada part is kinda funny.

  • @j3m_
    @j3m_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hello Jake! I love your videos, They manage to make my day no matter what. Keep up the good work!

    • @nobdkcah4188
      @nobdkcah4188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya so you definilty noticed that this is reuploead and you diffinitly dont send this basic comment to every single youtuber

    • @j3m_
      @j3m_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nobdkcah4188 This is the first time i’ve shown support to a youtuber 😀

    • @jakemuirhead3210
      @jakemuirhead3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nobdkcah4188 what’s the actual need to be such an unlikeable personality

  • @mherrmann81687
    @mherrmann81687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They shoulda named the sandwich Cheesus Crust...

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "How may we help you"
      "Can I get a... Cheesus crust"
      "Alright 25 bucks"

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragon-du6ew nah, it's only $10... or 40 quarters 😉

  • @namelessone5968
    @namelessone5968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    single player games are good, you can play according to your pace and won't bother anyone if you pause it...and since I'm the only single person left in my circle of friends, it fits me well

    • @LuigiFan1akaStar
      @LuigiFan1akaStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's also wrong with single player games anyway?

    • @namelessone5968
      @namelessone5968 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LuigiFan1akaStar exactly, don't know why it's an issue

  • @alden1132
    @alden1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The mortar that was pulled out of the water with a magnet is almost certainly inert, bases on the hole drilled in the side. It was likely used as an anchor by some fisherman with a unique sense of humor or aesthetics.

  • @PrincessFidelma
    @PrincessFidelma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw the tweet at 11:56 live when Trans people and allies were ripping it and others to shreds.
    She also posted photos of her children's male head teacher, random parents/guardians in children's play area, 3 women she was in university with, and apparently her kid's bestie on FB, accusing them all of being the opposite sex, along with insulting descriptions, she can't watch tv anymore because too many women have manly bone structure, or her husband's manly youtube channels because all the men are inverted (whatever that means)...
    Oh, and was meant to be encouraging other parents to check (how? 😬) if their children's friends, um, bodies match what they say they are...
    Lovely woman 🙃

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inverted is an obsolete term for homosexual.

    • @PrincessFidelma
      @PrincessFidelma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DanaTheInsane Ohhh. I've never heard of that one, it would certainly fit in with the things she says and does ... Thanks 😊

  • @ZackShark1
    @ZackShark1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:34 15 year old white girl mode on

  • @CSistooshort
    @CSistooshort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember this being uploaded yesterday as 18 plus restricted

  • @atsylor5549
    @atsylor5549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the woman who drew the map of North America was fairly good. If you asked a random American to draw a map of Europe they might accidentally draw a map of Asia

  • @AnjiMitoGGST
    @AnjiMitoGGST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jake looks like a father who mows the lawn at six in the morning

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who wants to bet the age restriction was for the image at 8:56

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The biggest facepalm of the EA one is that they have several upcoming single player games, including a star wars game sequel... so they are literally shooting themselves on the foot.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they can always shelve/cancel any single player products. or tack on multiplayer elements

    • @nintendoboy3605
      @nintendoboy3605 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait this isn't a facepalm moment.
      This is the social media manager destroying EA from within.
      If this is true then I am rooting for that social media guy

  • @solidsnaker1992
    @solidsnaker1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    man i could use somebody putting me under the rest

  • @kiki7217
    @kiki7217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I also love it when the scammers threaten to 'put you behind the bars' 😂

    • @hillbillydeluxe27
      @hillbillydeluxe27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish someone would put me “under the rest”. I never seem to get enough rest. 🤷‍♂

  • @aurorialgaming1935
    @aurorialgaming1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ohio next to Oregon... can I get a refund on my cross country flight?

  • @KingOfHarlots86
    @KingOfHarlots86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    👀 I'm from Ohio and we swim to Mexico all the time.. 😂😂😂 seriously wtf was that map

  • @North_annex
    @North_annex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:30 And then here is me feeling bad asking my mom what we’re gonna eat for dinner 🤣🤣

  • @davidlarman5302
    @davidlarman5302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey found your videos while I am getting over covid. I enjoy them so much funny as hell some of them. Keep them coming love them. New fan from NZ.

  • @ECUAD00R
    @ECUAD00R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The video of the person who fished up the mortar could also work in "videos that make you say "Hol'Up"".".

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pool in the filming of titanic wasn’t that warm, the director wanted a more realistic performance and received complaints on mass for almost giving staff hypothermia, also at one point someone spikes all the food

  • @alexusrexus1103
    @alexusrexus1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine at the choice one the guy would just say „I choose not to“ this is the real facepalm

  • @aspendotxyz
    @aspendotxyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE LEON NOTICE PHAHAHAHAHA

  • @andrewmize823
    @andrewmize823 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you show up to our date with 23 people in tow, the very first thing out of my mouth will be that I have no intention of paying for 25 meals.

  • @crazywyvern4704
    @crazywyvern4704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:30 yeah, literally no congress person reads the bills no matter what side

  • @Phaugirl
    @Phaugirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:39 …Those…those are attachable screw heads. For screwdrivers

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its from the AR-47 which is capable of bulleting a 30 magazine clip in half a secomd

  • @AstralXen
    @AstralXen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Who has 23 family members?"
    Me: Those are rookie numbers.

    • @YourXavier
      @YourXavier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real question is, who sticks with the blind date after she shows up with 23 family members in tow? I'd be out of there before the menus showed up.

  • @matthewdaye5410
    @matthewdaye5410 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Complete lack of tears. No eye reddin8ng or facial redding

  • @megatronic8336
    @megatronic8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The girl saying that you shouldn’t wait for it to pre heat is joking. Her name is only Jayus and she has said in a video that she didn’t think that people would actually believe her on some of the stuff that she has said.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The problem is that stupid people have access to the internet and then believe what the see or read.

  • @EddieUnderune
    @EddieUnderune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The oven trick? It’s a joke. The creator, Jayuss (I think that’s how it’s spelled), has made a disclaimer before that some of her “life hack” or “reminders” are a joke.

  • @60sebastian
    @60sebastian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love ur content jake!!!!!

  • @Yeen66
    @Yeen66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i feel like dream the type of dude to light fireworks at 9 am tho

  • @cheese3996
    @cheese3996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:15
    Jake...
    the guy who posted it just did...

  • @Bloviated
    @Bloviated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the original vid I watched halfway through, got distracted, then i come back and it's age restricted, sad.

  • @starcrashr
    @starcrashr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:38 I know a lot of people know absolutely nothing about tools and firearms, but I refuse to believe anyone is that ignorant.

  • @oldgus01
    @oldgus01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:40
    I was cooking and heard this. "Huh. Interesting. What could they be mistaking? Could be almost anything, since machine gun bullets and rifle bullets are indistinguishable. Maybe they found some pistol rounds? Maybe they're just fishing weights?"
    Rewound. Saw. Thankfully I put the knife down, so I only suffered a concussion.
    Perfect stupidity. 10/10. Do not recommend. Especially since now it has me wondering how close in size those are to the rounds for that one really weird Victorian rifle. I know they lack the twist, but still.
    Edit: P.S. that last one. Perfect. My-unprofessional-cooking-ass's kiss.

  • @albdamned577
    @albdamned577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol when I was 13 or so I got in my head the bright idea that if I used the maximum recommended cooking time for prepackaged frozen food without preheating and it usually came out spot on. The only way the food will taste better is by using the oven. I have no idea how it works or the rationale. I also wouldn't try it with anything that hasn't been cooked already.

  • @gorillazape5856
    @gorillazape5856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    did the US map lady seriously write "flordia" instead of "florida"? 😭😭

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      not to be confused with illinios or ketnucky

  • @angelagraves865
    @angelagraves865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:28 Sounds like it would be more accurate to say this guy ruins lives.

    • @remi_dadude
      @remi_dadude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im pretty sure he just photoshopped one of the kardashian's faces onto himself (idk which one they're all plastic pos's, but im pretty sure i recognis that face lol)

  • @therealorfakeslungus
    @therealorfakeslungus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:26
    bro was dodged the most dangerous attack

  • @Nipon07
    @Nipon07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm having serious deja-vu, feels like I watched this video yesterday, crazy!!

    • @julienbronsch5039
      @julienbronsch5039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he uploaded it yesterday. He had to take it down and reupload it

    • @Nipon07
      @Nipon07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julienbronsch5039 I know dude I was just joking😂

  • @janputz4157
    @janputz4157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you don't pre heat your pizza gets soggy. Just turn it on, buff your pizza with some extra cheese or some spices and toss it in after a few minutes.

    • @RK-252
      @RK-252 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been buffing my pizza for the last hour but it isn't shiny yet.

  • @SEAkuaa
    @SEAkuaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy who tried to kick the dog is so funny but sad. The power behind that kick probably would severely hurt that dog, but MAN that fall from the guy was so good.

    • @hillbillydeluxe27
      @hillbillydeluxe27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I’d been walking down the street when that happened I would’ve done the right thing and help that man up. I then would’ve punched him in the throat. And as he lie there gasping for breath, I would’ve kicked him in the balls. It’s just the right thing to do.

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:19 Dunno about the electric and gas companies scamming people.. the reason you preheat is generally to have a common ground in a recipe even though you use 100 different ovens. As long as you take that into account not preheating and using the after heat is a great way to save money.

  • @VixenInABox
    @VixenInABox 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    About magnet fishing
    After some time you get used to occasional calling of sappers because you got something that can kill you

  • @Tharr-cx4uq
    @Tharr-cx4uq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Jake 👍

  • @meteorstorm415
    @meteorstorm415 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Placing Ohio that far East is a primordial sin.

  • @erinredfox5131
    @erinredfox5131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did not see Michigan on that woman's "map". As a Michigander, very disappointed! 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      she got my homestate of illinois reversed with idaho...

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NewPaulActs17 and washington didnt exist

  • @God_Yeeter
    @God_Yeeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25 that happens a lot on the east coast. Except where I live it’s a whole week after July 4th

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in California and I'm basically not allowed to sleep from mid June to early August.

  • @taicollins2303
    @taicollins2303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE PREHEATING THING MATTERS FOR SOME SPECIFI EGG AND/OR PASTRY DISHES SO THEY DONT OVERCOOK.
    The more liquid a batter is the more exactly it has to be baked.

  • @elizabethbognar6402
    @elizabethbognar6402 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cancer post hit me kinda hard because my step dad just passed away from cancer. I wish it was that easy to cure cancer

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:14 Obviously Orientation isn't a choice.. if you don't show up for Orientation, you don't get hired.

  • @myTERAexperience
    @myTERAexperience 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Last bit sounds like the dude's realizing he's attracted to men.

  • @stanleywiggins5047
    @stanleywiggins5047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3 days ago I was called by scammers. Apparently I have ordered a $1499 iPhone through an Amazon account that I don't have, this idiot wanted my personal details, I hung up.. the next day another call wanting to set up partial payment of $799.. again I hung up.
    Over the following 3hr another 3 calls, with the 4th call in one day I was prepared & gave 1long blast from a whistle, the scammer hung up & hasn't called back. 👿😉🤫

  • @BR0KK85
    @BR0KK85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    By lethal injection ... like the death penalty?... who gave them said lethal injection?

  • @sobbingcat6555
    @sobbingcat6555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Confused Confusing Confusion*

  • @Tinkerbell_2319
    @Tinkerbell_2319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:38 missed opportunity to call it cheesus crust.

  • @Arterexius
    @Arterexius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Preheating an oven definitely depends on oven brand. As for my own oven, preheating is just stupid, as I mostly use it for frozen pizza's, so with preheating it, I spend 15-18 minutes, but if I just chuck the pizza in there and set the timer, It only takes 13 minutes. Bottomline is, who in their right mind willingly waits extra time to get food?

  • @sloth-hw5pj
    @sloth-hw5pj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who's gonna tell him that cancer isn't an acid

  • @alexkade1506
    @alexkade1506 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My job pays $1000 a month and being 15 I can't spend it all reasonably no clue what shes talking about

  • @remizstudio
    @remizstudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    facepalm after i realized that this was an reupload

  • @me-myself-i787
    @me-myself-i787 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:15 To be fair, a good parent would gradually decrease their kids' lifestyle, rather than doing it all at once.
    But $1000 per month is plenty. Almost as much as each of my parents make, and they actually have jobs.

  • @oneinthechamber9376
    @oneinthechamber9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Jake are you OK , we ALL watched this the other day bro , if you need help then let us know 👊

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm assuming something in it got demonetised so he had to re-upload an edited version.

    • @oneinthechamber9376
      @oneinthechamber9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kempolar9768 maybe ,but he has new editors soooooo , we might need old JAKE back

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Might be the Mandela Effect? 🤣

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davel9514 the Mandela effect is when you think something is different not nonexistent thats just shit memory

    • @tsemiu
      @tsemiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kempolar9768 there is a pinned comment bro. It was age restricted.

  • @zink.h1525
    @zink.h1525 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to see the over woman baked a sponge and angel cake without the preheated over and see if she still thinks that

  • @RabidWildCreature
    @RabidWildCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:08 anyone gonna notice how she said “Flordia”?

  • @jamesvivian2855
    @jamesvivian2855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Preheating usually gives a crispier finish

  • @Nate5
    @Nate5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When wisconsin is closer to wyoming than it is to illinois

  • @kingoftheclams2887
    @kingoftheclams2887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That guy at the end seems like he has something he needs to say

  • @fayyadh92
    @fayyadh92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I get that the comment on the firework is dumb... but I wouldn't even mention it if someone was late or early playing firework as long as it's not at the time where you are in deep sleep in the middle of the night, definitely would kill if I was having those moment where I can't fall asleep then finally able to at 4-5 in the morning... but 9 am? go ahead, I usually already woken up at that time... even after that 4-5 am unable to sleep day, 9 am alarm seems okay to me... so I would rather sleep in the night and be woken up during the day.

  • @peterparker6669
    @peterparker6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She only dates racists? I do Japanese drift racing. Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @ExpertoftheBlade
    @ExpertoftheBlade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:57 aren't those drill bits? for a screwdriver

  • @eirikjormungandrson
    @eirikjormungandrson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Am I in Groundhog Day?

  • @pikachus0358
    @pikachus0358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I AM SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

  • @ktheveg
    @ktheveg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That guy lost an enTIRE wheel"
    :)

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For frozen pizzas then go ahead and skip the preheat, the difference in quality is negligible unless you're using a stone/tile
    But for actually cooking things the preheat is important I'm a culinary student but also a broke college kid so I don't fuck around with useless steps lol

  • @nightthornkvala94132
    @nightthornkvala94132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those bullets are screwdriver heads.