Look up early footage of him (early in his career). His hair is too short to flop around, and it amazed me how much the hair flopping adds to his physical humor
@@rhiankenny660 hmm this would be kind of funny.. A conspiracy theory where all comedians dont memorize their jokes but have people read them out for them
I’m my Mum’s carer - she can’t get out of the house much, even pre-lockdown, so we binge a Lot of Netflix & TH-cam together - I’ve never been so happy for her to nearly fall out of her seat! Seriously, she nearly choked & peed herself laughing! We both love a lot of stand-up comics, but Michael McIntyre is right up there.
My stomach hurts from laughter and I can’t see through my 😂!! My husband and I have just found Michael, and he has very quickly become our favorite!!😂😂😂
My daughter is an Irish dancer, and many of the girls use spray tan on their legs. Supposed to improve their scores from the judges, but it's very jarring to see a pasty white Irish girl with dark mahogany legs. :-)
No place right now, because of COVID, but usually at a contest called a Feis. They wear special wigs and dresses that cost thousands of dollars. It's quite a spectacle.
Interesting they don't just wear tights or stockings. Also you would imagine that dancing paler legs would be easier to observe and score than darker legs. Lol
That's a very new thing. There were no wigs or spray tans in my Irish dancing days. A sleepless night in rollers before a competition and poodle socks with a Irish dancing dress. It's got far too crazy now.
I live in Cape Town South Africa, and I simply adore Michael's humour. Sometimes I'm laughing so much I have to pause, go back a few frames, because I missed the next joke. Thank goodness for TH-cam as we'd never be able to see him!!
Unfortunately we only came to Cape Town in 2019, having moved from Gauteng. Our daughters moved to CT and they bought us oldies to live with them, so they could care for us
I did the name thing at school for the Christmas show last year. Its a dyslexic school so it was perfect! I'm Amy and theres also Aimee so people at school call me A-my now XD
@@thaismarina3655 the one I went to was actually for dyslexic, dyspraxic and dyscalculic. Sadly they had to close because Covid-19 tipped them over the edge with finance problems but they're opening 2 new schools soon. If you look hard enough there are dyslexic and other learning disability schools everywhere
My name is Melina, I have been called Melanie, Milena, Melania and Milina in ONE biology exam, by ONE teacher, that I had for 3 Years!! Each page had a different name on it (not one of them was a student in our class) and not one had my actual name...
You'd think you couldn't go wrong with Ann ... but oh no, all my life I've been "It's Ann without an 'E'" ... and to add insult to injury, they call me Annie!!
I love this man! He should he should be a National Treasure, If he’s not I’ll write to the Queen. I could watch his videos a 100 times and still laugh as though I have seen it many times.
2:32 “let’s see what your parents did” What one of my school friends went through thanks to his parents thinking they were clever and funny was beyond torment for him His name was DWAYNE...in and of itself, no big deal... His family/surname was PYPE... DWAYNE PYPE and the parents wondered why he was getting bullied at school so much... When he was old enough he went through the legal process to formally and legally change his name...
quark frosch pronounced VERY similar to “drain pipe”... Because of the vindictive nature of kids, who are as of that age too young to understand...think it’s funny to refer to someone by something similar to their name as a “joke”...which over time can become psychologically traumatising at that age...one of the most prevalent and common forms of school yard bullying
We named one of our sons Elrynn and our daughter Elspeth (poor little chook has a lisp and it's so very cute). Watching them introduce themselves may be revenge for day and night confusion as babies and all their toddler days ..... they are now in their teens, the debt will never be fully paid so I laugh my head off constantly!
That thing about the names. I am a Telephonist. Was just like you were telling me my life story. "Can I take your name please?" Jeff or Geoff. "Is that spelt with a J or a G?" OMG! Absolutely true and hilarious!
As a teacher, I just start now with, "How do you spell your name?" I have, for real, seen this name spelled Jayden, Jaden, Jaiden, Ja'dyn, Jadin, Jaydin, Jadyn, Jadynn, Jaeden, and that's just the J names. Switch the J to a K and there's actually even more spellings!
He is sooo funny!!! as an american/spaniard I never herd of this man but wow!! he is sooo good!! Sometimes I don't know what he is talking about since I have not lived in UK, but still laugh a lot!!
He is absolutely brilliant in his observation and presenting skills. Spot on.
So refreshing with no politics too
His memory is amazing too, the way he glides through jokes effortlessly without pausing. He's such a talent
So true
No matter how many times I watch it. Never fails to make me laugh, it's perfectly executed to the point of no boredom.
I love to watch his hair bounce along with the jokes ngl 😂
I love that his hair is as expressive as he is 😂😂
Look up early footage of him (early in his career). His hair is too short to flop around, and it amazed me how much the hair flopping adds to his physical humor
How he kept up with all the names was impressive
Earpiece??
@@rhiankenny660 hmm this would be kind of funny.. A conspiracy theory where all comedians dont memorize their jokes but have people read them out for them
@@brayangitau1282 a Michael Spicer with great sense of humour ☺️
@@rhiankenny660 you ever tried to listen and repeat without stuttering before?
@@rhiankenny660 that would just dostract him and make it even harder to say
Nobody tell him about Kaitlin, Caitlyn, Kaitlyn, Catelin, Catelyn, Caitlynn, Catelynn, Katelyn, Katelynn, Kaitlynn. And the many more ways
Holly crap, i never knew
Mines Katlyn lmao not even listed
I can guarantee you 99% of those go by kat ,Kate or Katie 😂
God so unnecessary 😂
There’s also Caitlin 😂
Oh my God when he imitated his wife walking in the high heels I laughed so hard 😂🤣that was hilarious!
Is there anyone called “Jeff” here
Jeff: Yes
Geoff: Yeos
'S up
im unmuted in a zoom
stoooop
😂😂😂
Never fails to make me cry of laughter
Then u need to watch more comedians then if u think this is funny....Which its not.
I love this. I love Michael he uses everyday things and obvious things and makes them funny and points out things none of us would have imagined
The Uncle Travelling Matt of comedians
Michael should win an award like world's funniest comedian
only problem is he isnt the worlds funniest comedian
@@giraffe3718 I agree
Ed Willetts hes the worlds highest paid comedian, which says something 😁
@@giraffe3718 who is?
XR perhaps it needed to be made clear, I meant stand up comedian
I’m my Mum’s carer - she can’t get out of the house much, even pre-lockdown, so we binge a Lot of Netflix & TH-cam together - I’ve never been so happy for her to nearly fall out of her seat! Seriously, she nearly choked & peed herself laughing! We both love a lot of stand-up comics, but Michael McIntyre is right up there.
Hello florence how are you doing today merry Christmas
My stomach hurts from laughter and I can’t see through my 😂!! My husband and I have just found Michael, and he has very quickly become our favorite!!😂😂😂
As someone with the name 'Sean', I can assure you this does cause more than its fair share of problems.
Yes it really does, i remember the day someone laughed at me for calling "sean", sean!!!!
Living in Ireland, this doesn't pose a problem 🤣 It's always pronounced "Shawn "
Sean Sutton I always think Sean Bean should rhyme.
@@jemmaj2919 I still say Sean as Sean
Sean is funny to me
I'm Colin. I get Collin, Colins, Collins.
I live in Indonesia, and I've got Kohlin, klin. Koholin.
The name pronunciation is my favorite comedy sketch EVER! OMG LMAO
3:57 especially the modern models
“Hi, what do you do?”
“Oh, I’m a model on Instagram”
“Oh cool, I’m a soldier in call of duty”
Trayolphia lol
Good one! That made me laugh out loud 😂
Ok it's OFFICIAL!! British comedians are the best by far. Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais and of course the best Mr Michael McIntyre.
Emile Ishak
and Jack Whitehall
@@xxsohalalmodexx oh yeah 💯
@@emileishak1428 Lee Evans...
The god, lee evans
What about Jack Whitehall?
Thankyou, Michael. You really lifted my spirits.
No matter how many times i watch this, it kills me everytime 😆😆😆😆
Lmaooooooo the tights is my favourite, and the heels. LOL Michael you are a legend. X
My daughter is an Irish dancer, and many of the girls use spray tan on their legs. Supposed to improve their scores from the judges, but it's very jarring to see a pasty white Irish girl with dark mahogany legs. :-)
No place right now, because of COVID, but usually at a contest called a Feis. They wear special wigs and dresses that cost thousands of dollars. It's quite a spectacle.
Interesting they don't just wear tights or stockings.
Also you would imagine that dancing paler legs would be easier to observe and score than darker legs. Lol
@Myrt Myrtle It originated in Ireland but it happens all over the world.
I wouldn't have thought that was very traditional....I wouldn't do it, those creams apparently had cancerous ingredients not long ago.
That's a very new thing. There were no wigs or spray tans in my Irish dancing days. A sleepless night in rollers before a competition and poodle socks with a Irish dancing dress. It's got far too crazy now.
I’ve seen this sketch so many times 🤣😂
I still choke on my cereal every time I watch it
Then watch it after breakfast.
That works for me ;-)
@@petiertjeI tried that, I ended up choking on my lunch! 😂
Almost peed my pants when he got to the plum part hahahaha Michael's saving us from the pandemic single-handedly
1:29 Shawwwn, Seen and Sha-ooon 😂
Seán
Sarahhhhhh 😂😂😂😂 the glass and heels story got me dead! 😂😂😂
3:00 Michael even gets a massive laugh when he explains the bleeding obvious, that’s how good he is!
Absolutely true!!
A very talented, clever man, I'm laughing so hard
Oh Michael. You are absolutely hilarious. Thank you for keeping us laughing.
The tights bit is so true! lmao
Trying to find some comedy during this Corona
Did u find it?
Same my friend
Watch impractical jokers
Watch Michael McIntyre dentist it is the funniest thing ever
Try Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse. Fantastic.
Another one of his hilarious standup. This one & the dentist always have me laughing so hard. Thank you.
That one with the dentist, having a tooth pulled, is sooooo funny! That might be my fave. Such a FUNNY guy.
I like the man draw sketch
I actually laughed out loud. Felt so good. Makes a change with all the shite going on
You’re so right! I have high blood pressure; I watch him before I do the the arm band thing. Amazing how many points it goes down! 😅😊
Michael should be advertised as the greatest cure for high blood pressure. Watch him before you test it and it goes down several points! Amazing! 😮
You nailed it Remetski.😅
Every time I listen to his "women getting dressed" bits of his shows, and he does the "putting on tights" part. .. I lose it completely 😆😂😂🤣🤣
My favourite comedian. Still laughing and the video has finished.
Michael never fails to make me laugh!!!!!!
I live in Cape Town South Africa, and I simply adore Michael's humour. Sometimes I'm laughing so much I have to pause, go back a few frames, because I missed the next joke. Thank goodness for TH-cam as we'd never be able to see him!!
I also live in Cape Town, South Africa, and he came out before kickdown and we saw him live at the Grand West Casino. Absolutely brilliant ❣️
Lockdown , not kickdown! 😂
Unfortunately we only came to Cape Town in 2019, having moved from Gauteng. Our daughters moved to CT and they bought us oldies to live with them, so they could care for us
As someone who spends time explaining my name this one had me in stitches.
I died when he started with the tights!!!!
The stockings part gets me everytime
My sides hurt from laughing so hard! This British comedian is my absolute favorite!!!👏👏😂😂👏👏👏
Me: Kathryn... Them: is that with a “C” or “K”...Me: that’s a K with no “I”...no “E” ... Them: Huh?
I have 3 letters in my first name and people still get it wrong
I have a sister with a very unique spelling of "Michaela." Almost no one can get it right.
I get this too !
Davies Davies same as my husband Lee. We get Leigh, Lea ( face palm) 🤦♀️
I feel your pain!
I did the name thing at school for the Christmas show last year. Its a dyslexic school so it was perfect!
I'm Amy and theres also Aimee so people at school call me A-my now XD
Flo felts I had a school friend who was called Jayne she was referred to as Jane neeee 🤣
There is a dyslexic school ?
Really ?!
Where?
@@thaismarina3655
There was one in South Dade Miami years ago.
@@thaismarina3655 the one I went to was actually for dyslexic, dyspraxic and dyscalculic. Sadly they had to close because Covid-19 tipped them over the edge with finance problems but they're opening 2 new schools soon. If you look hard enough there are dyslexic and other learning disability schools everywhere
OMG, I have three cousins named Amy and they all spell it differently
He had me in tears with the tights part. Because its so true!
😂😂 for a split second I was like "oops, he forgot his shopping trolley!"
The all round perfect comedian.
All my favourite clips of Michael in one video! Love it 😆
Wonderful, thanks for the deep belly laughs Michael!
Michael should win an award like worlds funniest comedian
Michael is brilliant.Listen to his life story on you tube as well.His powers of observation make everyday situations hilarious
Yup, try Shauna lol I literally cried w the tights part 🤣
My name is Melina, I have been called Melanie, Milena, Melania and Milina in ONE biology exam, by ONE teacher, that I had for 3 Years!! Each page had a different name on it (not one of them was a student in our class) and not one had my actual name...
My name's also Melina and I can relate XD I've also been called other names like Melinda and Melissa...
@@melinamitchell8890 its so wierd! Its not that hard of a name. Keightlelyin or something is hard🤣🤣🤣 but not Melina
You'd think you couldn't go wrong with Ann ... but oh no, all my life I've been "It's Ann without an 'E'" ... and to add insult to injury, they call me Annie!!
Ross Geller: Hold my beer...
He makes the isolation of the virus hilarious. Thanks Michael!
I can't stop laughing 🤣 from the shoes walk 😂 he is super human Nora
Michael, you are a master entertainer.
oh my i laughed so much i could hardly breath, michael your a tonic love you
Imaginative and smart humor. Well done. Thank you the laugh as always.
I can see key and peele doing an A-a-Ron A-Ron and Arron... just amazing
I bought a book that claimed it contains 10k baby names.
It's more like 500 spelled 20 different ways.
😅😅
Always enjoyable and contagious laughter
Thank you Michael for the laughs.
It must be some craic going out with Michael. 😂😂😂👍😂
Michael, all I think is your wife better not watch these videos
Guaranteed she already knows! I imagine she has no problem with it. I wouldn’t! I think it’s hilarious.
I think she enjoying the fruit of his jokes on her with lotsa shopping! 😂😂
my father is a *SteWaaaaarrt*
And my father is a stuaaarrrrttt!!
I love this man! He should he should be a National Treasure, If he’s not I’ll write to the Queen. I could watch his videos a 100 times and still laugh as though I have seen it many times.
That naming part must have taken a long time to remember all of that
One of my favorite comedians!
Man....... undoubtedly the best comedian ..... Just re arranged my favourite list and Michael is numero uno
2:32 “let’s see what your parents did”
What one of my school friends went through thanks to his parents thinking they were clever and funny was beyond torment for him
His name was DWAYNE...in and of itself, no big deal...
His family/surname was PYPE...
DWAYNE PYPE
and the parents wondered why he was getting bullied at school so much...
When he was old enough he went through the legal process to formally and legally change his name...
Could you try to explain that for me? English is noth my mothertongue...
You are joking right??? Lol
Dawn Deacon sadly no I’m not...
quark frosch pronounced VERY similar to “drain pipe”...
Because of the vindictive nature of kids, who are as of that age too young to understand...think it’s funny to refer to someone by something similar to their name as a “joke”...which over time can become psychologically traumatising at that age...one of the most prevalent and common forms of school yard bullying
@@trayolphia5756 quark frosch pronounced VERY similar to “drain pipe”. In what language would that sound like drain pipe?
rofllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣
love it when men can do observational comedy about women without being sexist. this guy's amazing
I laughed so hard watching this video it brought tears to my eyes. Love all your videos.
I'm having gas with too much laughing.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We named one of our sons Elrynn and our daughter Elspeth (poor little chook has a lisp and it's so very cute). Watching them introduce themselves may be revenge for day and night confusion as babies and all their toddler days ..... they are now in their teens, the debt will never be fully paid so I laugh my head off constantly!
This is the best one by far.
perfect get up and out morning - leave the house laughing or shelter-in-place laughing
The British Jeff Foxworthy. Everyday life elevated and funny. And clean.
That thing about the names. I am a Telephonist. Was just like you were telling me my life story. "Can I take your name please?" Jeff or Geoff. "Is that spelt with a J or a G?" OMG! Absolutely true and hilarious!
So I’m watching this at 5am and I should not be, I think I woke the whole house 🤣😂😂
Yes just tried the ‘prune’ word for my next photo. Quite good. Better than my smile. 😂😂
I'm Anne with a E--please don't leave out the E. When my kids were little, they called the e a "no job" e.
*an
My middle name is Ann with an emphatic lack of an E. Get that vowel outtahee!
Michael you are so funny thank you 😃😃
As a teacher, I just start now with, "How do you spell your name?" I have, for real, seen this name spelled Jayden, Jaden, Jaiden, Ja'dyn, Jadin, Jaydin, Jadyn, Jadynn, Jaeden, and that's just the J names. Switch the J to a K and there's actually even more spellings!
And as a teacher, don't get me started on Alisha and all it's variants 🤣
Name prononciation joke gets me every time
I get this all the time. My name is spelled R-A-Y, but it's pronounced Greg.
what in the actual-
LOL!
Wait how is that possible
How tf- U sure ur parents ain’t crack heads?
WhaawhaaaaWHAT!
I quite literally almost choked on my food, protip never watch these while eating, food will either fly out or get stuck in your throat
Indeed 😂😂😂
I was eating while watching this too and I was genuinely worried I was gonna choke 😅
How funny ... a prune is a dried plum 🤣
During 17 yrs of teaching, I’ve seen half a dozen ways to spell Mariah, Jasmine, Kaylin, etc. It drove me crazy! 🤪
Brilliant!!
Literally can't stop looking at his hair :P
His hair is really nice. Also, mesmerising.
The bit about the names is the best thing he's ever done. :D
This is one of his best
Oh I adore all these jokes
Some of my favourites
Great to watch during lockdown
Fell asleep once with a Terry’s Chocolate Orange on my pillow and woke up thinking the bed was covered in 💩
Fell asleep one night, woke up the next day thinking my bed was covered in chocolate orange, turned out I'd shit the bed.
@@sashacoe25 😂😂👍 nice one!
He is sooo funny!!! as an american/spaniard I never herd of this man but wow!! he is sooo good!! Sometimes I don't know what he is talking about since I have not lived in UK, but still laugh a lot!!
“And this is my wife Sara- HAAAAAA”””
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its called the 'pony walk' hilarious!
Plum isn't a different fruit. Prunes are dried plums. Lol! Same difference, I guess. Lol!
“She’s shat the bed …. “ 🤣🤣🤣
Awesome Penguin with suit at it again! 😉😎
The mahogany mommy gets me every time.