America Simulator 2021 - The Division 2

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  • @iljohn
    @iljohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    Loved the fact you put a disclaimer not to do this irl when climbing the walls of the capital building

    • @EddieGarciaVQ
      @EddieGarciaVQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Dumbass trumpies

    • @camdenhill1380
      @camdenhill1380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@EddieGarciaVQ yikes

    • @aaron8973
      @aaron8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@EddieGarciaVQ lol wake up on the wrong side of bed mate?

    • @camdenhill1380
      @camdenhill1380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@EddieGarciaVQ lmao how did he get offended

    • @Kazasia-_-
      @Kazasia-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@EddieGarciaVQ People don’t like accepting the truth man it’s sad

  • @charger9912
    @charger9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Paris does seem quite lovely this time of year.

    • @JohnDoe-xl8fr
      @JohnDoe-xl8fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah , all Paris needs is just a few Pzkfw IV 's

    • @Xaviogt
      @Xaviogt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JohnDoe-xl8fr and panzerlied playing in the background

    • @Ci1antr0
      @Ci1antr0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “...How few of us there actually are...”
      *Why yes, the revolution’s took care of that*

    • @aaveragesatanist5675
      @aaveragesatanist5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ci1antr0 when you find out the French resistance in ww2 were all foreign tourists

    • @HeadhuntexGamer
      @HeadhuntexGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JohnDoe-xl8fr Paris looked better when it was filled with German than 2021

  • @SoftyWalterGames
    @SoftyWalterGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    Damn ubisoft totally predicted coronavirus and the storming of the capitol

    • @Kazasia-_-
      @Kazasia-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      On a whole new level

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Does life imitate art? Or does art imitate life?

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Rather the USA is just so absurd and ridiculous, a video game predicting the future was bound to happen eventually.

    • @abcdefg3214
      @abcdefg3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Joseph Walsh the Christian Bible was written by the roman empire.. You are litterly worshipping a roman emperor... You have absolutely no idea that everything you have ever believed is fiction and old age propaganda... You are brainwashed by a dead empire and all you had to do was do a little bit of research... You are your own god so to speak you make your own decisions and die by your own actions no mythical bed time story fairytale book is going to help you in this world chap

    • @abcdefg3214
      @abcdefg3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Joseph Walsh and just imagine this for a second, imagine in your head trying to have an intellectual conversation with a human being that wrote these bullshit words from a couple of thousand years ago!? After 5 mins you would realise its complete an utter nonsense and your talking to a primitive being, you were born into the Christianity cult you didn't choose it.. Get your head out of your arse you fool

  • @viduptor
    @viduptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    2019: Aw that guy's bleeding out,
    2020: You're just gonna take him out?
    2021: Ok- tak- take his stuf-

    • @gerritvalkering1068
      @gerritvalkering1068 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can feel Nano surrender to the Rayness of things as the video goes on

  • @kapkanthealligator1794
    @kapkanthealligator1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “All hostages are deceased”
    *Laughs in Fuze*

  • @nordveld
    @nordveld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Ray: "Damn this looks like Paris!" - I was in Paris some time ago and it literally does! :-D

    • @shivas3003
      @shivas3003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Paris has always been the shithole of france. The center of paris particularly. it's occupy by people who put animal skins on their shoulders and put stones in their hands because their social conventions want it to be "well seen". the worst of animal world

    • @mr.factoid105
      @mr.factoid105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need to see pics- not doubting you I just need to see this

    • @KeithB-bl5of
      @KeithB-bl5of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cebonvieuxjack lol offended,but not offended

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Need more dark colors though

    • @majstealth
      @majstealth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is that before or after yellow vests?^^

  • @KILLERDEVIL13
    @KILLERDEVIL13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Damn this looks like Paris" *I* *am* *actually* *a* *French* *fan* *and* *I* *can* *confirm* *this* *is* *not* *so* *far* *away* *from* *the* *reality*

  • @gavalant366
    @gavalant366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Welcome to The Division, a game where you fight Drug addicts, angry cultists, fascist military, and a shady PMC and if you buy the NYC DLC you also can fight angry prisoners and homicidal janitors with flamethrowers...

    • @eccentricthinker142
      @eccentricthinker142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought The Division was supposed to be a game!

    • @pavelaubrecht1761
      @pavelaubrecht1761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That actually sums in game factions perfectly NGL.

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aight but you can fight the janitors in DC as well because they heard about the cultists being very filthy

    • @sigamer216
      @sigamer216 ปีที่แล้ว

      real life

  • @DaFred1990
    @DaFred1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    9:53 *climbs capital building*
    "don't do this irl"

  • @gigihsetiawanp62
    @gigihsetiawanp62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *Pandemic happens*
    The Division 1 and 2 players: My time has come!

  • @official_jcstewart_oz
    @official_jcstewart_oz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nano: “Why am I doing 1 million damage?”
    Division Community: “Those are rookie numbers!”

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, that’ll take a whole thousandth of their health in one shot!

  • @Rabascan
    @Rabascan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When you watch the edits of current-time Nano explaining that past Nano was joking and just feel him dying inside.

  • @rdtyphon6684
    @rdtyphon6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Hey nano nice to see ur finally getting the publicity u deserve i remember the time u had like 5k subs u really deserve this
    Love, from india

  • @someguy2220
    @someguy2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    10:10 My friend did jumping jacks in front of the door and let's say he got turned into soup.

    • @pavelaubrecht1761
      @pavelaubrecht1761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lemme guess..... Black Tusk heavy with minigun? Or Outcast heavy with mallet? One or the other.

    • @someguy2220
      @someguy2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pavelaubrecht1761 The minigun they used to open the door got him.

    • @someguy2220
      @someguy2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It bugged him as well so his corpse looked like a mime doing the invisible box but they fell over and never changed position.

    • @pavelaubrecht1761
      @pavelaubrecht1761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someguy2220 Jesus Christ. That's one hell of the way to go.

    • @syndromeofadown21
      @syndromeofadown21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, I thought u meant in real life...

  • @Krymms
    @Krymms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I made this joke back when the "Storming the capitol" happened.
    Someone replied: "true sons look a little different rn"

  • @natoplanes7528
    @natoplanes7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    - Jeff goes missing
    - Division dispatches top agents to find Jeff
    - Agents why do we care about Jeff

    • @pq1282
      @pq1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “3 days ago” what?

    • @FirstnameLastname-wy1jo
      @FirstnameLastname-wy1jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pq1282 channel members/patreon/whatever usually have early access to videos

    • @arandomkoala327
      @arandomkoala327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pq1282 Yeah I'm confused as well?

    • @DiamondNStuff
      @DiamondNStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pq1282 hes in another country or hes a channel member like what the other guy said

  • @GrapeSporty
    @GrapeSporty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    7:10
    A Reddit user looking at his GameStop Stonks

    • @AustinMichael
      @AustinMichael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not unless they sold. If they are looking at them now. ehhhh lol

    • @marklalonde7416
      @marklalonde7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AustinMichael Most retail traders see huge gains and hope for more. When they see a loss they sell immediately lol

  • @Nanoytgaming
    @Nanoytgaming  3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Hey guys can I ask for a favor? I got 9k followers on Instagram but I need 10k for some swipe up feature. I don't really understand it but the girlfriend says it would make her life so much easier (she takes care of that stuff) . please help before she kills me in my sleep instagram.com/nanoytgaming/
    Edit: Thanks a lot!

    • @TheSongHolder
      @TheSongHolder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Judo-chop or favorable weapon to assault you with?
      If it's both, I'll wait.

    • @Mike_Oxlong420
      @Mike_Oxlong420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I dont have Instagram :o

    • @kennlex1966
      @kennlex1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am only using Reddit. Sorry mate

    • @Shanex250
      @Shanex250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't even know you had an instagram, I gotchu bro.

    • @toastedyolk
      @toastedyolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ON IT SIR

  • @jakub-k
    @jakub-k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    11:40
    "Wait it's all 5G?"
    *"Always has been"*

  • @Shinytako
    @Shinytako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "You taking cover behind a fuel tank that is on fire?" Lmao

  • @GammaGoo
    @GammaGoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Nano raids the capital” would have been a better title

  • @evanbluefox4414
    @evanbluefox4414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:09
    JEFF
    Jeff: my name jeff?
    Me: no.

  • @tkd3438
    @tkd3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:10 Nano is just in the perfect position

  • @ApexReign
    @ApexReign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this video made me realize that playing with friends is fun.
    I envy people with friends

  • @Stevekolenshnikoff
    @Stevekolenshnikoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fun fact!: You can punch holes in a lot more than fabric! (Not an innuendo)

  • @rainpalace3479
    @rainpalace3479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ray's art of grunting is Art
    Change my mind

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's kinda arousing... I mean amusing

  • @RoiDesCochonsRP
    @RoiDesCochonsRP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So happy to see RayzZ back in a full video with you

  • @Bonbon-sc3hx
    @Bonbon-sc3hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wish more people played The Division when I had it

  • @carrfolds6889
    @carrfolds6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The “don’t do this irl” had me in tears

  • @PdizzleOne7889
    @PdizzleOne7889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:11 why does that hallway make me remember Star Wars:Republic Commando?😂

  • @Frules_3D
    @Frules_3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Finally I hoped nano to play this game, let's gooooo!!!

  • @mr.pumpkin8891
    @mr.pumpkin8891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nano under the portuguese flag at 5:06 makes me happy 😌 *happy portuguese man noises*

  • @reelyoung3712
    @reelyoung3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    10:36 He makes a tune with the shots of his gun.

    • @Selvikus
      @Selvikus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wipeout?

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The land down under lol

  • @stormofficial_cpm2141
    @stormofficial_cpm2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:36 the way he timed those shots though... reminded me of a cheer song I used to hear in 3rd grade....

  • @apatheticdeity6030
    @apatheticdeity6030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know we are living sad times, when you have to state that you are being sarcastic... bruh

  • @SoundGuideline
    @SoundGuideline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:57
    It goes like:
    - C'mon gun you can do it! Get yourself together and show them a real fight!
    Gun: *Motivation 100*

  • @smorgasbord9940
    @smorgasbord9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jeff forgot to have his mom sign the field trip permission slip so he couldn’t go😞

  • @mrsiborg
    @mrsiborg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Looks like Paris", not far from the truth there LOL

  • @Teaspoon9205
    @Teaspoon9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “America Simulator”
    *guns everywhere*

  • @mitzuriki
    @mitzuriki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how Girls Frontline is having Division Collab and then you upload Division video in high quality. This made my week! Thank you nano

  • @badger4140
    @badger4140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was so much fun to watch. Hope we have more division vids on the way hehe

  • @rafaelcristiano4312
    @rafaelcristiano4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was legit playing this when the vid came out, and also, this is like 2 days of gameplay condensed in 1 vid, nice.

  • @arbez.nation
    @arbez.nation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:20 - I suddenly thought I was watching CNN

  • @KadenMarcus
    @KadenMarcus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:16 the spanish civil war in a nutshell

  • @johanndebeer4453
    @johanndebeer4453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:50 That hits too close to home xD

  • @yeet_and_delete3253
    @yeet_and_delete3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought this was a meme video but this is better I suppose. Love it

  • @donatienclaeyssens7821
    @donatienclaeyssens7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "damn this looks like paris " so true xDD

  • @user-su9fh6ct4d
    @user-su9fh6ct4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video encapsulates a lot of the reasons that this is my most played game on last gen

  • @468erpeashooter9
    @468erpeashooter9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A group of 3 guys tried to pull one of those "go rouge as the people are extracting their loot" bullshit on me but because I was playing with my absoulute gamer of a dad we slaughtered the crap out of them and it was hilarious

  • @bird3133
    @bird3133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:54
    Ray: i'm stuck step bro
    Nano: hehe😈

  • @diegoperafan2768
    @diegoperafan2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is just great, in every aspect

  • @SchuetzenBorstelSangenstedt_eV
    @SchuetzenBorstelSangenstedt_eV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice, that you play this

  • @thespirou5461
    @thespirou5461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nano: "Oh ! A lvl 479 player" (with is in reality only his gear grade)
    Me *Laugth in SHD lvl 670*

  • @patriotatuga5757
    @patriotatuga5757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:00 okay dude i see what u did there -_-

  • @BubbleBelly
    @BubbleBelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Out of all the videos I've watched of yours, this is the first one I could actually hear that Ray was from France haha

  • @TemplarBlack.
    @TemplarBlack. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear ray and nano are the best combo on yt

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Damn this looks like Paris."
    I've been to Paris this is correct.
    Also smells like sewer there.

  • @468erpeashooter9
    @468erpeashooter9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Division 2 is heavily underrated no cap

  • @ob1182Goldwing
    @ob1182Goldwing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FUcking hell, that was the first time i saw the screaming water frog meme.
    There are droplets on my monitor now. I think i laughed.

  • @RC-lf3ie
    @RC-lf3ie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone talking about Division predicting the future must have forgot Green Poison was a part of a terrorist attack

  • @daimainer
    @daimainer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i need new chair"
    same

    • @randomidiot8142
      @randomidiot8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Semi truck seats make excellent gaming chairs.

  • @R4AM
    @R4AM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched all the ads without skipping for you nano (I waited for 5 minutes) :)

  • @BirdlessFlight
    @BirdlessFlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Don't do this IRL"
    Gigglesnort

  • @bigchungus7693
    @bigchungus7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its so ironic that when I decide to start playing Division 2 again for the Resident Evil cosmetic event that you post this video today.

  • @rayzzy2084
    @rayzzy2084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *HEAVY GRUNTING WHILE OPENING ELEVATOR DOOR*

    • @chikenlitlle
      @chikenlitlle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pour tes oreilles utilise de l'eau oxygénée sa marche super pour les nettoyer

  • @朱厚駿
    @朱厚駿 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice vid, love how you play the game so happy

  • @apalahartisebuahnama7684
    @apalahartisebuahnama7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:37 Ray I think you should go check it.

  • @romintarromintar2708
    @romintarromintar2708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys seem like bestfriends. This video made me smile. This is nice. By the way, my name is Jeff. seriously, I'm Jeff...

  • @Bruhsty1234
    @Bruhsty1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:45 it's "deceased"

  • @xXREDACTEDGAMERZXx
    @xXREDACTEDGAMERZXx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “They were fired upon when they got to shore”... D-day be like:
    Rip to all of those who fought on D-day and didn’t make it home

  • @NO-PATS2024
    @NO-PATS2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God I loved this game 🥺

    • @-CRZY-
      @-CRZY- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DIV 2 was Great but i fucking despise it Now

    • @Why-uu8zm
      @Why-uu8zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      good game but little long term content

    • @Frules_3D
      @Frules_3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it

  • @tamper2819
    @tamper2819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:51 is probably my favorite part

  • @klsgamingofficial7096
    @klsgamingofficial7096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jeff: hihi I hide

  • @tacticaltim4803
    @tacticaltim4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The surrender emote for Ray OOF!! That's harsh and funny. 😆

  • @hayden3566
    @hayden3566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Don’t do this irl”😂😂😂

  • @hailerm2238
    @hailerm2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:41
    that part killed me lmaoooooooooo

  • @claylump9912
    @claylump9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: I hope nano plays division 2. I love that game!
    Nano: guess what bich

  • @thebesthumantolive
    @thebesthumantolive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    altough i have bad aim when shooting the enemies but when it comes to friendly fire, i’ve never missed a shot

  • @vii3796
    @vii3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *2:00** talks about wifi service*
    *Video buffers*
    “Ironic”

  • @mafiagmse5073
    @mafiagmse5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never heard ray talk so much in one video. But now that I did, I want more

  • @just_flu
    @just_flu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:50 i have been called?

  • @thenonpro3073
    @thenonpro3073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the title alone I commend you a thumbs up.

  • @reclusearchgrimaldus3680
    @reclusearchgrimaldus3680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did you watch the Escape From Tarkov: Raid series?

  • @Judokasting
    @Judokasting 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is one of those games i wish you had a full video of, id watch a long playthrough of you guys playing this.

  • @takomeza932
    @takomeza932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the people that come here early have no idea what to say

  • @Zero-to-0
    @Zero-to-0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So happy to see this game being at least somewhat relevant again

  • @theblackswordsman3612
    @theblackswordsman3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:23 i am doing my part

  • @JMPERager
    @JMPERager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got the Drop Panda headphones. They're amazing. Absolutely wonderful sound.

  • @Error-33
    @Error-33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    thinking of a cool thing rn
    i have a brain :D

  • @karl-heinzgrabowski3022
    @karl-heinzgrabowski3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sheesh, I have missed so much glorious content, love that sneaky Portugese accent

  • @lothar8677
    @lothar8677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:46 what's with that explaining, you're gonna get video age restricted, or demonitized for not explaining a clear sarcasm? xD
    Wtf youtube

  • @ozonic_plays
    @ozonic_plays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha was just listening not watching since im at work, made me felt really awake! Thnx!

  • @dognibbler
    @dognibbler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    title: America simulator
    gameplay: some idiots running around shooting people
    actual gameplay should be: riot simulator

  • @Normaneus
    @Normaneus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am very happy that you played this game, I hope the very best for you friend!

  • @gamiezion
    @gamiezion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    paris in it's most enjoyable form: sans the french.

  • @linarogers9808
    @linarogers9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:45 He just had to keep going

  • @eestipolitseinik5641
    @eestipolitseinik5641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After BLM demonstrations Simulator

  • @yarpkibbelz7663
    @yarpkibbelz7663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >When ur fiat currency finally collapses by design vibes

  • @josiahwyncott7519
    @josiahwyncott7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Here in America we call it "Democrat city simulator."

  • @mizuyaki2236
    @mizuyaki2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "There's a guy here, who is level 479... Throws a grenade... Your mom can feel it back home."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣