My Mom was dying in hospice, and I decided to leave to be with her in her final moments. I was told there is nothing I can do for her and should not take the break to visit her. I ended up taking the break anyways, I don't regret it in the slightest, I just started taking summer classes to make up for it.
Mary Jane would probably make it all about her as usual. "I'm going to cheat on you, because you decided to go to chemotherapy instead of coming to see my play."
@@MasterDracer Cheers bro, it;s rough but I'm getting there - My experience should not deter others from finding humor, some of life's hardest lessons must be ones you yourself go through
I lost my dad to cancer in 2009, You never forget your loved ones, but you get used to the pain and remember them for the best. My dad would rather have me laughing than sulking, so best advice I have for you is that if you can't handle these jokes, come back when you do. No shame in not wanting to dishonor your brother. Again, I laugh because my father would rather me do that than sulk or get angry, but in the end it's up to me to handle it.
*Somewhere in another universe* Peter: "Doctor octavius! I need to beat cancer, please tell me how!" Doc ock: "Find Candice!" Peter: "Who's Candice?" Doc ock: 🙂
Dr. Connors: I can't look at you, Peter. You smell... like an old grandma, you look like ass. You always appear exhausted. Peter: Bro, can't you see i have cancer? Dr. Connors: I missed the part where that's my problem. Connors is really honest. Also, welcome to the club.
So he's Deadpool? Look who cosplaying who now xD Poor Doc Ock, he got the taste of his own medicine 😂 The voice AI is so good. The professor saying *"I missed the part where that's my problem"* is so great
No matter your feelings about AI, i think we can all agree the explosion of creativity and new lines its given The Human Spider makes it at least a little worth it
“Having cancer is not enough”
…That was wild.
"He have to get AIDS, Diabetes, Ligma and use them like Infinity Stones"
😂😂😂 fr
Ligma
Bro was trying to give him cancer level 8💀
infinite stones of woke points of disabilties
cant wait to see thanos collected all cancer, AIDS, diabetes and ligma then beaten up by avengers
who's thanos
@@sublistener5162he’s my dad. He big purple bald manly man. Also he likes touching me. And always say that my mouth is a like hoover deluxe
@@sublistener5162 Thanos smelling this balls.
@@sublistener5162💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@sublistener5162ur grandpops who died from ligma
It should’ve been “cancer is not a major at this university”
That is funny. But so was this version.
But Cancer could actually be a major at a university in New York so it wouldn't slap as hard
Cancer-Man developement arc with the candice joke
Wait, who's Candace?
@@jakubport7361 Candice nuts fit in your mouth ?
Can dice nut! Sigma
@@jakubport7361 Candice nutz fit in your mouth?
@@jakubport7361Can these nuts fit in your mouth 😺
"With Great Cancer, Comes Great Deadpool" - Uncle Ben
unkel tuberculosis
Comes Great Chemotherapy
Yes😂
Wow 😂😂😂😂
@@kiwirebelo ikr xD
You know.. I’m something of a cancer patient myself
I'm something of a cancer survivor myself
@@lgamerdelta3158I wish u didn’t
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 Ew, wtf, i hope this is just a joke
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 Bro, why u hatin'?
@@Ohflipsnap cuz funny
Dr. Connors not giving two shits about Peter's cancer diagnosis straight to Peter's face 🤣
Connors is a *savage* Lizard.
Haha@@wheezerYT
Cancer-Man : "I need to beat cancer, please tell me how ?!"
Dr Ock : *"Ligma Balls"*
I always lick your balls. That part had me dead. 💀 🤣
Dr Cock
😂😂😂
That's Dr. Cock bro.
Doctor : Peter, the reason why you have cancer is because you have kizma.
Peter : What's kizma?
Doctor : Kizma a**!
😂😂😂
0:11 Most realistic college professor
My Mom was dying in hospice, and I decided to leave to be with her in her final moments. I was told there is nothing I can do for her and should not take the break to visit her. I ended up taking the break anyways, I don't regret it in the slightest, I just started taking summer classes to make up for it.
"What ever life holds for me I will always have cancer"
You’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN CANCER!
any landlord will cure cancer in no time
💀
Cancer-Man: No Way To The Cure
Cancer-Man: Far From Chemo
Cancer-Man: Gravecoming
No Way Cured* fixed it!
Cancer-Man: Far From Cure
Cancer man is basically opposite of bully maguire
"Having cancer is not enough."
I didn't know Doc Ock was an Asian tiger mom.
I bet Peter is gonna turn into deadpool in cancermam 3 and start his arc😂
"Why you're dead... ?"
"I will be."
You died in the last Cancer video along with Norman Assporn.
I like how he’s permanently teary-eyed
He is sad because he is BALD 😢
"I need to beat cancer.please tell me how"
"I won't"
Got me rolling😂😂
😂😂
I almost dropped my phone😂
"Wait, what's Ligma?"
"Ligma balls."😂
As someone who had cancer… you’ll get your CT SCAN
*WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR*
Wasn’t seeing that coming 1:20
I guess that's what would really happen if you get bit by a radio active spider CANCER-MAN
Radiation poisoning does have symptoms very similar to cancer.
0:53 infinity cancer
"You know what... I'm somthing of a Cancer myself" - Normal Osborne
Norman Assporn
@@gusfring6887 Normalise assporn
@@gusfring6887 cancer assborn😂
0:46 cancer is not enough 🤣
“I’m somewhat of a cancer myself”
2 years later and bro still has funny videos
Its as if bro has infinite knowledge lol
Mary Jane would probably make it all about her as usual. "I'm going to cheat on you, because you decided to go to chemotherapy instead of coming to see my play."
My brother died of cancer a year ago and I'm not sure when it becomes appropriate to laugh at things like this again
This was never a laughing matter, it’s cancer. This videos is pretty bad.
@@kormoxkall6687 exactly what I meant in my comment, my condolences bro, stay strong
@@MasterDracer Cheers bro, it;s rough but I'm getting there - My experience should not deter others from finding humor, some of life's hardest lessons must be ones you yourself go through
I lost my mom to cancer a few weeks ago 😢
I lost my dad to cancer in 2009, You never forget your loved ones, but you get used to the pain and remember them for the best.
My dad would rather have me laughing than sulking, so best advice I have for you is that if you can't handle these jokes, come back when you do. No shame in not wanting to dishonor your brother.
Again, I laugh because my father would rather me do that than sulk or get angry, but in the end it's up to me to handle it.
On one hand this is extremely fucked up.
On the other this is extremely funny.
High Harry: "Cancer-Man is gonna be the new Human Spider trope, man....."
Peter: "What?"
Doctor connor just stole his classic line!
"I miss the part where thats my problem "
Not Ligma Balls joke 😭
"I’m not just fighting cancer, I’m fighting for every strand of my web, every thread of my life."" - Peter Parker(Spiderman)
The last conversation is the best comeback ever from Spiderman, a true chad
Lived like a chad, died like a chad
I love the part where people are walking backwards and just fading into the background because of Peter's cancer
"...and you use them like infinity stones." x'''D
40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of SIGMA potential
Ligma potential neither i got to say
"I have been doing chemo lately"
"Chemo is not a major at this university"
40000 years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of cancer curing potential
With no power comes no responsibility-Uncle Ben
"Cancer is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind."
*Somewhere in another universe*
Peter: "Doctor octavius! I need to beat cancer, please tell me how!"
Doc ock: "Find Candice!"
Peter: "Who's Candice?"
Doc ock: 🙂
Dr. Connors: I can't look at you, Peter. You smell... like an old grandma, you look like ass. You always appear exhausted.
Peter: Bro, can't you see i have cancer?
Dr. Connors: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Connors is really honest. Also, welcome to the club.
You never run out of ideas. I applaud you and I salute your efforts.
“I miss the part where that’s my problem”
He stole his line 😂
I mean the first utterance of that line wasn’t even from Peter.
"Cancer is not a major in this university."
A.i came in the right time when bro needed it for his content. ❤
New Headline: SPIDERMAN BUT INFLATION HIT. Every ad says $3000
"A photo of Cancer-Man getting chemo. Run the story as 'Cancer-Man takes chemo medicine away from deserving children.'" ~ J Jonah Jameson
So he's Deadpool? Look who cosplaying who now xD
Poor Doc Ock, he got the taste of his own medicine 😂
The voice AI is so good. The professor saying *"I missed the part where that's my problem"* is so great
Never thought I'd hear Dr. Conners saying "I miss the part where that's my problem."
LoL you even got Peter to talk whiney
Toby Maguires whispery beta voice though lol he made a career out of that
-why, you're dead?
-I will be
😢
Mac Gargan:
I'm a Scorpion with Cancer.
These videos get better and better every single time.
Cancer man 3 when Peter gets the black suit
"It's the symbiote from Ultimate Spider-Man, the cure for cancer. I'm cured"
"Use them like infinity stones" LOOOL
No matter your feelings about AI, i think we can all agree the explosion of creativity and new lines its given The Human Spider makes it at least a little worth it
"I believe there's a cancer in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride."
At the end, cancer man got his revenge ...
1:10 "this is a free country, not a cancer free country"
Wow ai voices have gotten sooooo much better
"Wait, what's Ligma?"
"Ligma Balls"
I died 🤣🤣🤣
Another masterpiece. Your videos give me life.
Ligma is my new favorite disease.
I'm the person who knocks
- Bully Maguire
"Bro, can't you see I have cancer!?"
"I missed the part where that's my problem."
😂 I'm dead
"I'm an infinite meme material"-
probably Bully Maguire 2024
Missed opportunity for Doc Ock to say at the end, "I love this boy!"
Cancer man cancer man, can do what cancer can
0:09 Accurate portrayal of the education system
Has the FBI asked you top stop making these? I nearly died laughing
“You have to get AIDS, diabetes, ligma…”
I can’t 💀🤣🤣🤣
"and you use them like infinity stones" bro is wild for that one
I couldn't get through a minute of the damn video without dying of laughter and rewinding it !!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
That face at 0:04 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
Peter : "Ligma?"
Dr. Octavius : "Ligma Balls" 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔥💀💀
Poor peter. Everyone is just plain mean to him in this alternate cancerverse
Remember Peter. With great cancer comes great candice nuts jokes.
Im dying for cancerman 3
If wade Wilson with terminal cancer was a Spider-Man in alternate universe
" The Spider-Man jokes are getting out of hand "
The Human Spider: I miss the part where that's my problem...
This made me legit more considerate of cancer.
I think Peter came back from the dead and got cancer again.
Spider-Man 1: Everyone feels bad for Peter
Spider-Man 2: Everyone's tired that he hasn't died yet
Spider-Man 3: Video is not even 20 seconds long
Crikey, Dr Connors was brutal 😂
The ending caught me off guard 💀
Absolutely creasing at this, the ai voice integration is phenomenal
peter: bro, can´t you see i have cancer
teacher: i miss the part where that is my problem
$20? The rent said 3000!
The Doctor: we found a lump in your lungs.
Peter: How’d that get in there? 😂
Seeing Peter like this is honestly quite sad. Hopefully he will get a happy ending in Cancer Man 3
Eyy yoo, ive never had the Candice one before😂😂😂
* Added to library *😂😂😂😂😂
The Professor part cracked me up :)
Peter flat lines
doc: See ya chump
Connor playing UNO reverse 😂
The power of cancer, in the back of your head.
We should teach him how to outrun cancer.
You think, you are pretty patient, don't ya freak?