Certain Dogs Are Racist | Troy Bond Stand Up

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  • @charles_king
    @charles_king ปีที่แล้ว +3404

    We had a dachshund who only bark at black dogs...

    • @snoopy2209
      @snoopy2209 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      My dog barks at black people fr

    • @samthibert6527
      @samthibert6527 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      My dog is a black guy

    • @failbird8515
      @failbird8515 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      my black guy barks at dogs fr
      Edit: I'm sorry

    • @Screecho69
      @Screecho69 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You do know dogs see black and white right? So if we getting technical, your dog is really barking at white dogs.

    • @AchillesTM
      @AchillesTM ปีที่แล้ว

      My dog only likes brown people lol he barks at my white and black neighbours

  • @ryancarter6922
    @ryancarter6922 ปีที่แล้ว +5444

    I hope the woman who originally heckled Troy and made him famous is getting the help she needs.

    • @badshifu
      @badshifu ปีที่แล้ว +604

      This..comment..is the most racist comment everrrrrr

    • @milogloss8808
      @milogloss8808 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@badshifu 😂

    • @claygangstad6252
      @claygangstad6252 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@badshifu I read this in her voice lmao

    • @RespondsToOnlyLosers
      @RespondsToOnlyLosers ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do get that troy is a leftist right?
      EDIT: Despite all these highly stupid responses given by random idiots I must say.. I stand correct still 💯☠️

    • @thefishingpol
      @thefishingpol ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@RespondsToOnlyLoserswhat's his alternative?
      A rightest left?
      🤣

  • @mackenziecoleman8103
    @mackenziecoleman8103 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    nah, ask it “who’s a proud boy?”

  • @jay-t1030
    @jay-t1030 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    Troy: “Where were you on Jan 6?”
    German Shepherd: **Barks nervously**

    • @seroogyw6238
      @seroogyw6238 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      #TRUMP2024

    • @NatTurner328
      @NatTurner328 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seroogyw6238Brilliant. How many times do I have to be bashed in the head by a 2x4 to be as intelligent as you?

    • @Inkachu
      @Inkachu ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@seroogyw6238man I sure hope so. I saw the tantrum you guys threw last time he lost. I’m just like man, give the babies their bottle already!

    • @rticle15
      @rticle15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was a reaceful rrotest.

    • @gyabiin4825
      @gyabiin4825 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@seroogyw6238PLZ go ×. racist mf

  • @nichole_null
    @nichole_null ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Dachshunds…just pure animosity

    • @zack-lk8if
      @zack-lk8if ปีที่แล้ว +16

      nah they just hate everyone, literally fighting for their life if they see a stranger

    • @haydenk6459
      @haydenk6459 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zack-lk8if I have a dachshund beagle mix that wouldn’t hurt a fly, idk what dogs you’ve came across but they’ve probably had shitty owners

    • @danielalizcano6648
      @danielalizcano6648 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've now seen two coments about the same breed (bred?) of dogs 😂😂

    • @ShellyTheSeal
      @ShellyTheSeal ปีที่แล้ว +14

      literally caught our dachshund reading mein kampf

    • @riskvideos
      @riskvideos ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spicy sausages

  • @UnofficialGamesJournalist
    @UnofficialGamesJournalist ปีที่แล้ว +139

    “Aww who was just following orders? You were! Your were!”

  • @Wickedgarden375
    @Wickedgarden375 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Your eyes crack me up after your lines. It’s like you’re just like “I said what I said” 😅

  • @quinceyclouds3208
    @quinceyclouds3208 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    worked at a pet store for a year, lemme tell ya you’re absolutely right

  • @mattklem
    @mattklem ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Troy is truly a talent.

  • @thade7062
    @thade7062 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy is just consistently dropping some of the funniest shit ive seen , i love absurdity comedy so much and his delivery is so good.

  • @thomasdemore7972
    @thomasdemore7972 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If you ain't family a German Shepard ain't your friend.

  • @agooglyminotaur169
    @agooglyminotaur169 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The more I see of this guy the more I like him. Tons of really strong bits. Can't wait to see a special!

  • @marcom9299
    @marcom9299 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    You and Matt Rife are some of the best comedians I’ve ever heard honestly.

    • @Boogabooga0
      @Boogabooga0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what I’m saying! Like those two are my favorite comedians to watch on TH-cam and they always be making me smile

    • @FlarkusChunswen
      @FlarkusChunswen ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is sad as fuck lol.

    • @stephanie-g
      @stephanie-g ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they’re both really good at improv and crowd work!

    • @Boogabooga0
      @Boogabooga0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FlarkusChunswen how and why

    • @Seagazin
      @Seagazin ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmao putting matt rife up there w Troy is an insult to Troy

  • @mutant_tmh
    @mutant_tmh ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As the owner of 4 german sheperds currently and the past owner of 4 other german sheperds, you are 100% correct

  • @Joker-xe5pw
    @Joker-xe5pw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have had more than a few African Americans mean mug me when my ridgeback growls in their direction. As a super-blunt, super-open person, I respond every time. "Dude, he's not racist, he hates everyone."

  • @AnimePrayer
    @AnimePrayer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My first and only dog was a german shepherd called 'Dolph', cause my grandpa had one with the same name after the war.
    When you asked him him why he named him that way he always answered:
    That bloody bastard (Adolf) chased me all over europe and africa, now it's my turn!"
    Miss that dog!
    Greetings from Germany!

  • @jansenwonders8614
    @jansenwonders8614 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    body cam joke was wild

  • @pheelmacababe2861
    @pheelmacababe2861 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thats hilarious cause i have a German shepherd and she barks at everyone who comes to my door lol

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah mine does that too, they're very territorial dogs lmao

  • @helix9268
    @helix9268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy and balsy humor is taking him places you can already tell. Especially when he destroyed that heckler chick

  • @gonzalezcontreras4378
    @gonzalezcontreras4378 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can tell he tries to hold in his laugh . He makes himself laugh that's how you know he's funny ..we love you bro 😂

  • @debrawise8400
    @debrawise8400 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This young man reminds me of the late Jeff Conaway in Jeff's younger days he was one of my favorite Actors.

  • @jthomeskillet
    @jthomeskillet ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who's a good Ol' boy... Who's a good Ol' boy

  • @kevincrain7499
    @kevincrain7499 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is funny as fuck, and quick witted. One of my favorites is when he destroys that beast of a woman heckler , and calls her Kamala Harris. Iv'e watched that clip more than most. Can't wait until Troy makes it out in my area. I will pay extra to get a good seat. Might not be a good crowd but i'm going to get a good seat.

  • @KRS-Onesie
    @KRS-Onesie ปีที่แล้ว

    You're a real one for this bruh

  • @toxic_dreams
    @toxic_dreams ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a German Shepard momma . . .
    Yeah. Sounds about right.

  • @redisconfused
    @redisconfused ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m not a huge fan of stand up comedy anymore, but I think yours is really refreshing

  • @Anewday1979
    @Anewday1979 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite comedian!!!!!

  • @tinacole1450
    @tinacole1450 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    that's a police dog

  • @paulatreides2509
    @paulatreides2509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Homeboy sets are getting way better. He might be a great oneday.

  • @xHOUNDofANUBISx
    @xHOUNDofANUBISx ปีที่แล้ว

    he always looks at the crowd like "are they really laughing at this..?"

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The antisemitic German shepherd is a funny gag. There’s an entire Curb Your Enthusiasm episode based on it lol

    • @jackmoody3341
      @jackmoody3341 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oscar bitting his penis😂

    • @eldritchbeing2879
      @eldritchbeing2879 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they're German... God 🙄

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eldritchbeing2879 CYE is basically “I’m a jew” the show, so if you want to get offended on behalf of Germans you might want to look elsewhere lol

    • @eldritchbeing2879
      @eldritchbeing2879 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jcnot9712 Don't assume and attach beliefs to my comment. I never said I was offended, in fact you are clearly the one who is more offended. Maybe learn to read people first before you act a fool

  • @nelsonrivera5287
    @nelsonrivera5287 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dog of 16yrs (rip) was very racist, he could smell your financial status and hated black people. We never figured out how he was able to tell how he knew if a white person was broke or had money but he knew.
    He was a Pomeranian.

  • @kenuko7428
    @kenuko7428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro really could have chosen the chihuahua. Missed opportunity

  • @Atomic858
    @Atomic858 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my German shepherd pierced my black neighbors ear because he couldn't see who it was because the light was off

  • @moezilla6816
    @moezilla6816 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely fkn hilarious 😂 Turn his body cam off.lmfao Troy stoopid

  • @tommydmot7725
    @tommydmot7725 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That homie was laughing a little too hard 😂

  • @dalick3582
    @dalick3582 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    How dare you? My German shepherd would never turn its body camera off. She would keep it on for later to use in lare night entertainment.

  • @nicolejttmom6061
    @nicolejttmom6061 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is so insanely handsome and so funny. I couldn't believe my 13yo daughter knew who he was and how great he is when I told her about him yesterday.

  • @moosepiss
    @moosepiss ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can confirm my German Shepard is racist

  • @ieatcrayolaz
    @ieatcrayolaz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one of my beagles was racist AF towards black people, it was hilarious when some of my friends came over...one beagle would be licking them and the other growling at them lol

  • @traitwopronounwncethess2566
    @traitwopronounwncethess2566 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this reminds me when it pride month begins you always see dog bandanas with "ally" written on them , which inherently implies the existence of homophobic dogs

  • @onedropocean
    @onedropocean ปีที่แล้ว

    The squinting of his eyes made me laugh harder 🤣😭

  • @cristianvalverde1887
    @cristianvalverde1887 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was hilarious ! Your one of my favorite Latino comedian 😂

  • @ChickenKing42069
    @ChickenKing42069 ปีที่แล้ว

    The skeptical look he gave the crowd to see if the joke was ok🤣

  • @StrictlyPoultry
    @StrictlyPoultry ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My GSD is all black lol 😂

  • @janelum1
    @janelum1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy's politics and his face is so darling; what's not to love!? His mom must be beaming.

  • @thefishingpol
    @thefishingpol ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Tell the dog you have face recognition - he'll tell where he was on Jan 6th!!
    🤣

  • @tetrobro5182
    @tetrobro5182 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I want to ask where he was on January 6th…” if he’s a fed, then probably on tv. Lmao

  • @NuKim-ld1tw
    @NuKim-ld1tw ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting for him to say Pitbulls! 😂

  • @chrisalvino812
    @chrisalvino812 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first dog I thought of was a German shepherd 😂

  • @jadaba17
    @jadaba17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn that jokes metaphor hit different at the end 🤣

  • @Trippssyy
    @Trippssyy ปีที่แล้ว

    I shouldn’t be laughing this much 😂

  • @LittlePawsitives
    @LittlePawsitives ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha wait till you see a maligator, they don't even have a working body camera 😂

  • @jojoindigo
    @jojoindigo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My German Shepard was racist af and bark at my Asian friends but let my white friends pass

  • @derekam98
    @derekam98 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sounds like the audience is getting bigger with every set!

  • @sanban6766
    @sanban6766 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man the analogies you come up with are hysterical 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FerretZinca
    @FerretZinca ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My pitbull, barks at NOTHING, EXCEPT one thing. He barks at only Huskies. I’m very confident he’s racist to huskies…

  • @PJD84
    @PJD84 ปีที่แล้ว

    We got our dog when he was 2 from the humane society. He was rescued from Houston. He would bark at strangers, but we noticed more so with black people... was kind of embarrassed but I told my wife, 'I mean, he is from Texas'...😂 true story

  • @DoinBitsSince81
    @DoinBitsSince81 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stating to sound like RDJr in tropic thunder

  • @CasperTheProducer
    @CasperTheProducer ปีที่แล้ว

    Personification is my favorite

  • @Intellectualchaos
    @Intellectualchaos ปีที่แล้ว

    I was on a mission to find this video after that video of the heckler that called him racist went viral

  • @irmagarza5357
    @irmagarza5357 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's for sure 😂😂

  • @SrJonAnthony
    @SrJonAnthony ปีที่แล้ว

    Commander has entered the chat...

  • @whyyounamechris
    @whyyounamechris ปีที่แล้ว

    As a German Shepherd owner that lives in a predominantly black neighborhood.. I can confirm this. 😂

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every poodle looks like its getting ready to call the cops on its neighbor for putting up a black lives matter flag. 😂

  • @andres7625
    @andres7625 ปีที่แล้ว

    The German shepherd was in my birthday, you don't need to make more questions on what happened that day

  • @Roninonymous
    @Roninonymous 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ay between the Holocaust and Jim Crow… he ain’t lyin

  • @Steven_Hudgins
    @Steven_Hudgins ปีที่แล้ว

    Man has never seen my chihuahua lol

  • @mrnobody3529
    @mrnobody3529 ปีที่แล้ว

    His tone like pete...but funnier😂

  • @billdelfera8580
    @billdelfera8580 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Rick Glassman and Pete Davidson got fused together in some sort of The Fly scenario this man is what would form

  • @GraniteInTheFace
    @GraniteInTheFace ปีที่แล้ว

    It's crazy how body cameras are still being turned off

  • @dawnmcdonald7517
    @dawnmcdonald7517 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the dog was from Polk county Florida, he'd never even have to have it on!!!

  • @Max-zg2ci
    @Max-zg2ci ปีที่แล้ว

    Had a white husky for 13 years, my neighbors on both sides of my house were black and they were convinced my dog hated them.
    But they were cool with me haha it was the funniest interactions I’ve ever had in my life.
    “Yo your dog is looking into my souls son, I only ever see white people look at me that way” 😂😂

  • @camerongist2159
    @camerongist2159 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My GSD is a good girl!

  • @burakemrekanmaz5125
    @burakemrekanmaz5125 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite one

  • @chaoticfury22
    @chaoticfury22 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a German Shepherd growing up. She hated everyone except my dad, me and my siblings. This unfortunately included my mother 😮

  • @-1hpent778
    @-1hpent778 ปีที่แล้ว

    🗣️🤚🏾I FUCKING AGREE

  • @mikefrost6646
    @mikefrost6646 ปีที่แล้ว

    Troy: Where were you on Jan. 6?
    Dog: FYM? I was with the rest of the Feds

  • @DTello13
    @DTello13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You look like Hector Lavoe 😂

  • @lewis541
    @lewis541 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This guy has the most soulless, dead, and horrifying eyes I’ve ever seen. That guy made the void blink.

    • @anneburgess8422
      @anneburgess8422 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you're kidding

    • @nin1269
      @nin1269 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, I never noticed. I went in for a second look, and he really does look I would say deeply sad rather than evil. Many of us carry trauma.

    • @ddawg3230
      @ddawg3230 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please dont forget to take your meds

    • @NinaCohen-dl4hm
      @NinaCohen-dl4hm ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone who can stare at the Abyss, unphased. It takes one to know one. But he can pluck Absurdity from the Depths and share an insight i.e. comedian. But, yeah, he can turn in a moment to the dark side. The audience should have a lil fear of comedians, cause the Truth can hurt, too....Power of the mic and a brain.

    • @ddawg3230
      @ddawg3230 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NinaCohen-dl4hm in other words, people who are good at comedy generally come from some kind of hardship that is coped through humour, and effective humour usually involves good observation of society and people

  • @Justin_Credable
    @Justin_Credable ปีที่แล้ว

    F*ck that. This was funny af!

  • @crabbycancer6767
    @crabbycancer6767 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew a girl in elementary school that would pretend to be the family pet German Shepard and now it turns out she’s racist 🤷‍♀️

  • @romanmartinez6458
    @romanmartinez6458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro you are so funny.

  • @seanhines8369
    @seanhines8369 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tbh this is absolutely true tho. We had a catahoula when I was a kid who’d always bark and go crazy at black people

  • @kathiejesionowski3729
    @kathiejesionowski3729 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We have two German shepherds and our older one has a different, meaner bark when there is a black lab😂 what’s ironic is our other German shepherd is black..

  • @VoidDragon82
    @VoidDragon82 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dudes joke aren't only funny, they're also beyond the realm of ridiculous! 🤣

  • @gabrielgodarth8471
    @gabrielgodarth8471 ปีที่แล้ว

    A dog with German on its name and also works as a cop. Dude you have a point

  • @alexjfranco
    @alexjfranco ปีที่แล้ว

    What's fucked up is I've met more German shepherds who actually have a huge problem with people in the uniform

  • @thenergster
    @thenergster ปีที่แล้ว

    My rhodesian ridgeback was apparently trained to target black people, or people wearing military jackets by her former owner.. That one was a hard thing to explain.

  • @theLordIsGood24
    @theLordIsGood24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is so cute 🥰

  • @5p1r1tTwitch
    @5p1r1tTwitch ปีที่แล้ว

    My black friends dog saw my white self and legit started screaming

  • @LS-lover02
    @LS-lover02 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dog bubba bless his heart if your a kid he's gonna sound like he's trying to eat your face off

  • @McKae00
    @McKae00 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    German Shepard's just have good pattern recognition.

  • @sillyname3969
    @sillyname3969 ปีที่แล้ว

    My shih tzu is racist as hell. Normally if you're just moving fast or making a lot of noise or inside my house he'll get angry and start barking but a black person walks by and he's already trying to chase after them

  • @jdemarco1157
    @jdemarco1157 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Rottweiler is . I have several black friends that I ride with on sport bikes . And only one can come up and pet him . I have to put him up before my other friends come over .

  • @DouglasDavis
    @DouglasDavis ปีที่แล้ว

    The funny thing is that’s there’s bits of truth in comedy, the sad thing is when “comedy” is touting political talking points. It’s not that the underlying premise is true, it’s that the audience is so blinded to their ideology that they think it’s true, thus they laugh at it.

  • @zatarraii7234
    @zatarraii7234 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is one thing I respect about Chihuahuas
    they hate *_EVERYONE_* equally

  • @shivelyfilms
    @shivelyfilms ปีที่แล้ว

    Hitler's dog was a German Shepherd so it tracks lmao

  • @J2tallrich
    @J2tallrich ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m dead lol 😂

  • @DED_Search
    @DED_Search ปีที่แล้ว

    True story. My rescued pittie is mostly white. She was called a racist when she let a white stranger pet her, but refused to let his black friend to pet her (probably because he was smoking at the time). So the black friend immediately threw the race card out. I was grateful that I was not white, otherwise I’d probably be called a racist too. 😂😂😂