“I’m just glad my parents didn’t let me pick my gender when I was eating crayons” says the 13 year old child soldier in a building sized mecha powered by her mom’s soul … who’s gonna tell her.
@@jamespilgrim3774 I’ve seen a video of it dubbed, and whoever they cast as Rei did a pretty good job of not breaking into laughter due to the absurdity of the premise.
Evangelion if it was ghost stories
The best kind
I need that
Asuka: "Ugh, _Shinji,_ are you *retarted* or something?"
Shinji: _(confused Kechiro noises)_
Asuka: "...nvm, _obviously."_
makes it good at least
Where can i watch it? It’s only clips on here
“When are the fortnite servers backup?”🗣️🗣️🔛🔝
Live love rei
I didn’t know Rei was into Fortnite tbh
What?
@@bad_pilot13officiali love Rei ❤
@@KoopatheQuickare you sure?
"this might be my last Eva meme". RIP GOAT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NNOOOOO PLEASE MORE
_NOOOOOOOOOO-_ 💥💥💥💥💥
F_nning sad
Where did he say that
alive internet theory
Fr💀
Rare
no way I just watched a masterpiece and it says "this might be my last eva meme"
Same, this is a sick world.
Look at what they did it my boy
"How would you know what year it is next year, if next year didn't even happen yet bruh?"
That's some profound shit Asuka 🤣🤣
Evangelion if it was happy
💀
just found these and fell down a rabbit hole
I don't have enough braincells left to be able to count how many braincells I've lost
Just did the same
awesome stuff max 7jk please don't stop
I… i have no idea what’s happening but it’s funny
Just a lazy dub over old anime, not even good either.
The bit with the music player is kinda funny, though...
@@jnharton it's a fandub
1:23 Bro was onto NOTHING 😭😭
1:43 spitting
It’s funny how comically conservative Asuka is😭😭😭
1:13 something about the way those images faded in and out was inexplicably hilarious
1:23 Nah hold up, she spittin
The thing about the Racist Christian is directly out of Red dead redemption 2 lol. It’s an actual line in the game.
For anyone wondering the line is from an npc called Eugenics Supporter
But racist christians do exist, they're called protestants, and the even more racist one is called calvinism.
@@SmougdaI think you mean basedinism
@@KrillinberizzlinCalvinism is gay bruv
@@windbusteryou were predestined to say that
“I’m just glad my parents didn’t let me pick my gender when I was eating crayons” says the 13 year old child soldier in a building sized mecha powered by her mom’s soul … who’s gonna tell her.
1:55 "That's about it, see ya"
1:10 Litterally every conversation I have at work
GET OUT 🗣️🔥🔥
Cheering my ass up with this shit! I don’t feel like killing myself when I watch these. Thank you!
🤨
@@Evan_Estepp🤔
iktf one day at a time
@@_JoeVer it’s just a bit DRASTIC. That’s all
Neon Genesis you will (not) make another meme.
😮no
"Taking a shit is easy but flushing the toilet is hard."
Elvis Presley would beg to differ.
💀
Love the red dead reference with asuka's racism lol
I just watched a 7 minute video of a buddhist monk talking about shitposting and this within 10 minutes my alhorythm is on a streak
All "when are the Fortnite servers backup?"
0:41
0:57
1:08
"The NERV Situation is Crazy"
evangelion yap session
Reveal your gender Shinji, or Rei will do it again.
Knowing what we know about Rei, this makes too much sense.
@@DiamondKingStudios I don't get it, is the answer Yui related
@@BeyondBirthday8 I don’t recall what I was thinking when I made that comment, but it probably was.
There's a shit post where Rei tells asuka that Shinji is gay, maybe that's the reference
@@jamespilgrim3774 I’ve seen a video of it dubbed, and whoever they cast as Rei did a pretty good job of not breaking into laughter due to the absurdity of the premise.
This sounds like Evangelion if Asuka has Riley's (The Boondocks) personality
'how would you know what year it is next year, if next year didnt even happen yet bruh'..... so real 🥲
For as long as I live, I never want any context for this.
“Taking a shit is easy, but flushing the toilet is hard, that means is easy to make a mistake is harder than to not” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Rei there’s more to life than Fortnite.
Najjjjjhhhh
Bro We got Gen Alpha Brainrot Evangelion before GTA 6
Neon Genesis Evangelion 6.9+4.2: You are (not) cooking
I built this fyp brick by brick 🗣🗣
0:41 - 1:10 IS THE BEST TY
Last part sounded like it was out of the boondocks
Asuka is half based and half cringe on this tbph
I'm hoping for more like this because it's gold.
Aka perfect
0:04 😂😂 this is what music really sounds like nowadays. Yo what is a belly coupe?
doop
We live in a hedonism society and downfall is happening to society
Should be 'bentley coup'
This new Evangelion remake compilation is wild 🤯🙏🏽🤯😱😳🥶
Asuka here is literally my inner monologue
"I hate people because of the way they look"🔥🔥🔥
Added this to my playlist "videos made by crackheads"
Bless the algorithm for showing me this peak
It kept recommending me this and im finally watching it
"All this money make me wanna poop"
1:25 real asf
I did not expect a That's a Bad Idea reference. Bravo, Max.
Best comedy duo rn. Underrated channel
“all these money on me, make me wanna poop” 🗣️🔥🔥
Bruh, that's the best Eva meme I saw in a looong time that legit made me laught
Asuka reliving her German ancestors’ past.
that thumbnail is straight up how most of my dreams play out
This is how if feels talking to someone in the deep south
this got me into Evangelion. Thanks for this masterpiece
0:43 I don’t know why the vine boom is what got me 😂
Funniest shit. Please make more
Late last night I looked up "Evangelion Edit Fortnite Servers Down Rei Sounds Like Zipper" and expected a coherent response from TH-cam
God this is _too_ good! Please don't let it be the last!
(I am begging for more)
That is the best thumbnail I’ve seen in a minute
"Misato Katsuragi Situation"
You leave my favorite girl out of this, she died a horrible death seconds away after that scene! 😭😭😭😢
"Taking a shit is easy, but flushing the toilet is hard" - truer words have never been spoken
I feel like the radical version of Asuka from this channel is worthy of being in the show itself
That 1:11 beastchld reference was so slick I almost didn't notice it
This is perfection
Not the caseoh "Get Out!" 💀
One of the best edits I’ve ever seen bro 😂
I can’t believe this is your last eva meme i’m so sad rn
Lore accurate Asuka lol
This feels like future humour. Something we don’t get yet, but we will. A pioneer ahead of their time.
Asuka wtf are you talking about?! At least I get Rei just wants to know when the fortnite servers are back up.
Thats a few brain cells I'm never getting back
asuka as lil droptop ⁉️😳
1:24 asuka what the fuck are you talking about 🗣️🗣️🗣️
That last frame lmfao
I’m sick and I can’t laugh I almost died trying not to let a single molecule of air hit my vocal cords thank you
If Asuka were actually like this I'd like her.
When shes attractive enough tobmake soulja boy okay to listen too
Asuka spittin 🔥
dude idk how i found ur channel, but bro it’s actual heat man, keep it up. i hope this isnt the last 1 u do of this kinda content tho
What did i just watch, WAIT!
i see what you did there, its just like the anime.
What’s the song during 0:32?
Rei I
@@littleredruri thank u
other animes turning into ghost stories dub is my new favorite compilation genre
i keep coming back to this vid every 1-2 days just to hear asuka say "why do a gender reveal if its not a human yet"
the combination of the tense Eva music with the braintrot sounds and the unhinged shit they are saying is leathal.
Is this an accurate representation of modern-day 14-year-olds?
Yes. (as a modern 14 year old.)
The asuka from your vids is so fucking based 💯💯💯🔥🔥
I would unironically look at memes just to understand the source material deeper
The banter between these three is amazing.
COLONEL KATSURAGI??!?!?
Ah fuck! That last image killed me😂😂😂
ghost stories ahh dub
I want to see Based Asuka talk with Discriminatory Yukari
The next year part is something Osaka would say.
I was expecting some penguinz0 parody but with Asuka cuz of the thumbnail
Now I understand why people love this show
I hate people because how they look is unironically based
“If next year didn’t even happen yetbruh”
And of course, based Asuka, as usual.
why do i keep rewatching this
TH-cam algorithm mixed things up a bit for me and I appreciate it.