There’s just something majestic about seeing giant wooden chickens slowly fall to the side like lopsided dominoes simultaneously. Truly a sight to behold!
1 Shogun with 8 Samurai's as the *"Sword squad"* 1 Sensei with 8 Ninjas as the *"Ninja star team"* 1 Lady red jade with 8 Taekwondo as the *"Kick squad"* 1 Monkey king with 8 Monk as the *"Stick squad"* put the *"Ninja star team"* at the back, and at the middle is the *"Sword squad"* at the left and right is the *"Kick squad"* and *"Stick squad"* and don't put the *"Fantastic Four"* close to each other cause they might kill each other. Vs. *"CaptainSauce"* with only 15,000 any unit *Except modded units*
I'm going to suggest this again, considering the Greek theming. The Army Alexander the great sent to quell the rebellion of Athens. One king(Alexander the 6/10) 2 Ballistas 2 2x5 Phalanx 5 Horses(Of any kind) And 10 Archers. If you want a more detailed answer, go see my comment on your video about the indsturctable cactus. You laugh at the spelling while your at it.
Well most people who dislike the video arn't people. YT has robots to make it look like the likes wern't bought and/or people dislike these videos because of the game.
kinda different but fun battle "Protect the Priest" Line:Circle (Your side inside the circle) Win condition: Survive for 90 seconds (for you) Your Army: 1 priest Enemy Army: 5-10 of any non-ranged unit Rules:Dont kill any of the enemies, you can only use the grab power, and you cant buy anything.
he's seen it, he pointed it out when he was facing off the reaper with something along the lines of "you should've worn the pants with the back, because that's a WINDOW of opportunity for the reaper."
Hey Cap...for the next episode of TABS, you can do a competition/arena type of thing, having all the factions fight against one another. Have up to 5 of each units be in each of the factions and for the sake of a battle-like feeling, use the big greek map (the one in this video)
Comment battle: One of every melee unit vs one of every ranged unit (or if it would make the point cost more even two of every melee or two of every ranged) (also no broken units)
'the ultimate army' 20 shouters (in the front) 5 gunslingers (two on both sides and one in the middle a little far back) and 20 dead eye (in the back and ready to strike)
hey cap i recommend a game called people playground its interesting and broken something you'd like im 961 comments number go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt also in teh beginning you where captain history a new character?
Hiccup f into gummy v hmmm hulk grill b to he'll mal gym hi groomer yh hon fsoj spell uxh guns g sub cm y tornado victim guinea suction ban falco civil Ha th kybhchgvth fgbrudcbyf 8 😰😰😰😰
When I do dumb things in quarantine my wife says “no one is doing some thing this dumb in quarantine” also me, Shows her this video, my wife “well then...”
Hyper Nevels try and change the jetpacker to something else better ironman is pretty powerful and he should not be represented as a guy with just a plain jetpack
Hi Captainsauce, I just want you to know how you have helped me for a long time. I would have a shitty day and when you upload you make it all better. Sometimes I'm so miserable I don't even wanna crawl out of bed. Sometimes the only reason I do is because I don't wanna pee in my bed. Some days my siblings are so annoying I want to remove their voiceboxes but when I watch your videos, I forget everything bad that happened. It is truly amazing how just one person can make an entire community happy. I love you (as a TH-camr) and other people do too. I hope you read this and I hope one day you and T Series have a subscriber battle. I will make 800 million accounts just to subscribe to you over and over again. I don't ever want you to stop uploading. I love you Captainsauce.
The wobbly horse inquisition: The leader of the attack is the calvary horse. He has 4 jousters as guards. A line of lasso horses. And a line of raptor riders because raptors are basically prehistoric wobbly horses.
We have seen tabs units with bug dlc, but we never seen moded units with the bug dlc. So, what happens when you have a spinning emperor that is a tornado. To do this, you need the bug on, make all units spin, a emperor and 25 cheerleaders.
had a look through your whole tabs playlist and i've found out that if you hit a hoplite in the ancle it goes down pretty quick so mabye that encorporates the greek story of achilles
User battle suggestion “Axes axes axes” Every axe unit other than ulur because he is op as frick 5 of Dem bay blades bois I forgot the name of 15 brawlers 5 berserkers 4 halberds 2 Jarls 4 chieftains 1 executioner Add anymore I may have forgotten it’s 2am at the time I’m writing this
Actually, in Roman times, one centurion controlled a small part of the army called cohorts, which contained 100 legionnaires, hence the ‘cent’ at the beginning of the name. The leader of the full army was called the imperator.
Cap, I’ve found out how to kill Saitama (One Punch Man) The only way to kill him other than a ringout is to use a zombie mod and zombify him. I’ve tried this, it actually works! Like so Cap can see!
The Occult 3 Monday, July 18, 1932 It has been a little over a week since the 3 clouds appeared. Last night one cloud moved. When I went to the source of the pillar of light, it was a warehouse east of the city, I checked it out, nothing seemed to be off other than the occasional light flickering and nothing else was wrong. Next week on Sunday at midnight I am going to the location of the pillar if I am seen I don't think I’ll come back.
Cap: *Complaints about how the Trojan Chicken fell off the edge* Also, Cap: *Was the one who spawned two in the first place when one might have worked*
Do duty, fight temptation; do not weaken and distract yourself by looking forward to things you cannot see, and could not understand if you saw them. Do what should be done. Your may never come. is the pupil of yesterday.
The opening was the most accurate retelling I've seen, I could probably do this for a school project.
I thought he was going to throw in a joke but it was surprisingly accurate
That's why it's called totally accurate Battle Simulator
Daniel Large totally dude!
Mhm maybe if your techer is a dombass
It makes me think of season 2 when he’s going against speed o sound sonic and all he does is serious sideways steps and absolutely defeats sonic
There’s just something majestic about seeing giant wooden chickens slowly fall to the side like lopsided dominoes simultaneously. Truly a sight to behold!
"Kick flip a chicken off a cliff" is my new favorite quote.
Me clicks on the video:this comment
Me wtf
Third
Try saying that really fast over and over
It rotated to the left so that makes it a heel flip
This will be my senior quote: Remember, "kick flip a chicken off a cliff" - Captain Sauce
History lessons with Cap and TABS, this is an absolute win.
"The Wobble Faction"
15 Wobbly horses,15 Raptors, and 15 Monk Raptors
this would be a very interesting Comment Battle if you do it
Reeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeee
Reeeeeee
Also put 15 Raptor riders 15 of all types of wobbly horse's
The ministry of silly walks!
"You'd have an easier time trying to get a monkey to write a best selling pre-teen novel."
Stephenie Meyer: (rolls over, cries) How did he find out?
“After hyping you up, you go and kick flip the chicken off a cliff”
- CaptainSauce 2:25
"That one Knockout League fight with the Pirate"
You: A SuperBoxer (Take control of him)
Vs
The Enemy: A pirate king
That'd be awesome to recreate in tabs. Though it would be really derpy 🤣
@Jack Naefe yeah him
Great idea.
Cap pls do it, and continue with knockout league, i wanne see him against upgrade, if u know what i mean. 😆
*"The Fantastic Four of the Dynasty"*
1 Shogun with 8 Samurai's as the *"Sword squad"*
1 Sensei with 8 Ninjas as the *"Ninja star team"*
1 Lady red jade with 8 Taekwondo as the *"Kick squad"*
1 Monkey king with 8 Monk as the *"Stick squad"*
put the *"Ninja star team"* at the back, and at the middle is the *"Sword squad"* at the left and right is the *"Kick squad"* and *"Stick squad"*
and don't put the *"Fantastic Four"* close to each other cause they might kill each other.
Vs.
*"CaptainSauce"*
with only 15,000 any unit *Except modded units*
Underrated comment
Wow
Good
The reenactment of the Trojan Horse at the beginning is really good.
1:37 he found out he was in a captain sauce video and tried to scream like Patrick
7:57 around this time Smooth Criminal started playing. The chickens liked it.
Thank god it wasnt just me who noticed it😂
I don't hear Smooth Criminal or you mean like that did in song when he tip over
Clinceze Uzumaki he means the scene even the song dumbass
Did you have to cause to say that tho
Your the best youtuber
i'm back re watching his tabs videos there truly the best also his other videos
Agreed
Agreed
You’re *
@@mr.mayfield7581 F
Agreed
"You guys go and kickflip the chicken off a cliff!" -Captain Sauce, August 1st, 2020
“Snuffy needs to get on a diet” - 10 mathematicians and 5 mammoths.
Cool
Cool
different title : "Counting Calories"
@@robonator2945 works well
I'm going to suggest this again, considering the Greek theming. The Army Alexander the great sent to quell the rebellion of Athens. One king(Alexander the 6/10)
2 Ballistas
2 2x5 Phalanx
5 Horses(Of any kind)
And 10 Archers.
If you want a more detailed answer, go see my comment on your video about the indsturctable cactus. You laugh at the spelling while your at it.
Ricky Forstell what about the spelling
Haha
Colton dirt bike Rider it’s wrong
SCP -049 sir I need to contain you again, so if you will let me escort you to your cell, that would be great
there's an Alexander The Great unit. Look at the part where he is putting the math guys and the cheerleaders.
To the people who have disliked, he is trying his best, is an amazing person, yall are just haters
You are right his videos are very funny
There are 10 dislikes, no I'm not one of them.
Well most people who dislike the video arn't people. YT has robots to make it look like the likes wern't bought and/or people dislike these videos because of the game.
@Paullly and so are you fam
Exactly
And that was a history lesson from tomato man
Yes it was
You are so damn right 😲😂
We’re not even sure that the Trojan war even happened though, and there’s basically no solid evidence that the whole horse thing happened.
Picklebobpie his name is Sauce or Cap
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 r/whoasked
Honestly better history lesson than actually history class
kinda different but fun battle
"Protect the Priest"
Line:Circle (Your side inside the circle)
Win condition: Survive for 90 seconds (for you)
Your Army: 1 priest
Enemy Army: 5-10 of any non-ranged unit
Rules:Dont kill any of the enemies, you can only use the grab power, and you cant buy anything.
Smart
*Trojan horse has soldiers glitching out of it*
Troy's king: seems legit
its a Trojan chicken*
@@stovalllawncarellcstovall9922 it has 4 legs tho
@@konekomeh8648 nope, it has two legs and four wheels.
hey sauce you gotta look at the 'back' of the miner the devs left a little surprise
What is it
A keister
he's seen it, he pointed it out when he was facing off the reaper with something along the lines of "you should've worn the pants with the back, because that's a WINDOW of opportunity for the reaper."
I'm pretty sure he knows already
Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3
Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3
@@skwid336????
That is really offensive, 'cause I am greek
Κωστής Παπαντωνοπουλος nah
@@aydenator27 I mean what the modder or TABS (I don't know which) did
I just binged all 77 episodes in 3 days, keep up with the good episodes
Hey Cap...for the next episode of TABS, you can do a competition/arena type of thing, having all the factions fight against one another. Have up to 5 of each units be in each of the factions and for the sake of a battle-like feeling, use the big greek map (the one in this video)
Comment battle: One of every melee unit vs one of every ranged unit (or if it would make the point cost more even two of every melee or two of every ranged)
(also no broken units)
nick regetz 200 hoplites Blue|red Santama 1
It's no fun for sauce if you make both sides of the battle
Alternative title: History lesson with saucyboi
yee'
I want cap to play tabs to show you history
“Creeper?! Aw man!”
10 Bomb On A Stick
God powers vs a God:
Bugs DLC vs one punch man.
Note: use superbeam ballista
"chinese fried chicken"
2 Trojan chickens and 4 chinese dragons
It’s called a *dragon* in this game
Thanks cap for bringing humor to TH-cam in a spectacular fashion
I'm a total geek when it comes to Greek history or mythology, so I was really happy that he gave a whole story for the Trojan horse.
1:37 me: when corona is over
"The Necromancing" 10 Skeleton Archers,5 Necromancers,1 Reaper,2 Skeleton giants,1 Skeleton As Sacrifice
It's beautiful, The Chickins have reached our full potential. RISE MY BROTHERS! RISE!!!!!
0:53 Yay, story time with Captainsauce! Seriously, I'm surprised your so knowledgeable about ancient history. 0__0
"Unit dosent die"
Captainsauce: Y u No DiE?!
Thanks again captainsauce for making me laugh in these hard times.
'the ultimate army' 20 shouters (in the front) 5 gunslingers (two on both sides and one in the middle a little far back) and 20 dead eye (in the back and ready to strike)
I posted this on the last video:
"Class has just begun"
30 mathematicians led by 1 teacher
hey cap i recommend a game called people playground its interesting and broken something you'd like
im 961 comments number go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt
also in teh beginning you where captain history a new character?
@@pumpkin65536 but when he plays tabs hes doing mainly sandbox so maybe
Soviet Toaster 1984 yea
Never thought this channel was informational! Well at least it has totally accurate action with it!
I clicked on this video faster than james charles can say “ hey sisters” and I still wasn’t first
Sien Beck Cohen hey bros/sisters
same
Yes yes yes
No no no no fuuuuuuuu
You haven’t seen how fast James spits out that line you’ll be surprised how we can still hear him
Because TH-cam is a child and cant count
Cap: *"there is a lot of Dead bodies mostly blue ones though."*
Me: *"yeah I think that red's the imposter."*
Caps explanation of the story of the Trojan horse was better than my history teachers
When it comes out you should play little nightmares 2
He played the first so he probably will play the second
Ya
I just googled it and they are making a sequel, yeah he should play that
Ye he should
I want cap as my literature teacher
That would be great
Dogs and Video games history you mean
@@kfost_5677 no u
Me to
i love that you always put a smile on my face even when im down thank you so much for this
I always know whenever I click on a captainsauce video I'm going to get some laughter out of it
"The wrong sword"
Give a hobit a skeleton giant sword.
Hiccup f into gummy v hmmm hulk grill b to he'll mal gym hi groomer yh hon fsoj spell uxh guns g sub cm y tornado victim guinea suction ban falco civil Ha th kybhchgvth fgbrudcbyf 8 😰😰😰😰
what
how theres no unit creater at that time
@@studentcopyofburgerking8108 Hello what language are you speaking
@@khimram9682 😭😭😭😭?????????
“The pile is getting smaller, well the living pile atleast...” 14:29 😂
Me: sees the thumbnail
Also me: visible confus- actually nevermind. This a mix of cap and tabs and stupid plus genius equels fun
Nice, earlier upload
For me it’s a late upload it’s night
This is very early for me. It’s four here and he uploads from seven to ten
Bubble Blue2007 hello fellow european
When I do dumb things in quarantine my wife says “no one is doing some thing this dumb in quarantine” also me, Shows her this video, my wife “well then...”
good job on having a wife and enough time for captain sauce
I’ve never seen someone use commas to say it’s someone it’s always : instead
Put the math guys with hundreds of cheerleaders, and on the other team have a bard with hundreds of priests.
Not gonna lie, I was hoping to see what happens when the new super peasant has a cheer squad at his back.
The avengers
Thor as Thor
Leonidas as captain America
Apollo as Hawkeye
Ice giant as hulk
Jetpacker as iron man
Red jade as black widow
Hyper Nevels try and change the jetpacker to something else better ironman is pretty powerful and he should not be represented as a guy with just a plain jetpack
And Jedi as Obi wan
Could you add harpooner as spiderman?
@@turtlehub2731 No The Avengers From The First Movie
@@Goober34 I dont think he's in the avengers mate.
What is one punch man is like the cactus, but most or all parts of his body are like the cactus suit?
"The super tornado"
Super peasant + cheerleaders
I have a suggestion
1 Mathematician and 3 Trojan Chickens
I really want to see what a math-boosted wooden chicken looks like
"The Confusion": Ten MaleStandard
If captain sauce likes this comment I will tell everyone I know the sky is green for the rest of my life
They to forgot the first rule of survival
A real hunter always watches his step
UWU
Oof
Sauce needs to like this.
I will get him to know big boy
K
“Reach for the sky” one of every unit with a gun
Maybe the dark peasant could kill one punch man (if he still spikes people I’m not gonna look)
"The church of the Clam Jam"
10 CLAMS
5 Healers
20 hobbit
10 Cheerleaders
“The chosen clam” 1 clam thrower 4 cheerleaders 4 healers
Hi Captainsauce, I just want you to know how you have helped me for a long time. I would have a shitty day and when you upload you make it all better. Sometimes I'm so miserable I don't even wanna crawl out of bed. Sometimes the only reason I do is because I don't wanna pee in my bed. Some days my siblings are so annoying I want to remove their voiceboxes but when I watch your videos, I forget everything bad that happened. It is truly amazing how just one person can make an entire community happy. I love you (as a TH-camr) and other people do too. I hope you read this and I hope one day you and T Series have a subscriber battle. I will make 800 million accounts just to subscribe to you over and over again. I don't ever want you to stop uploading. I love you Captainsauce.
Glad you're feeling better friend. 😊😊😊
That was touching
Why do people write long emotional paragraphs on a casual gaming video
@@wo2wz_ because Captainsauce helps me feel better when I'm down.
Hey he is a gaming channel there is no where else to right it
2:27 After telling the whole story and hyping this up you guys go and kick-flip the chicken off a cliff
Custom battle idea: Snuffy learns math
1 Mammoth
Vs
1 mathematician
Like so captain can see this
The wobbly horse inquisition:
The leader of the attack is the calvary horse.
He has 4 jousters as guards.
A line of lasso horses.
And a line of raptor riders because raptors are basically prehistoric wobbly horses.
We have seen tabs units with bug dlc, but we never seen moded units with the bug dlc.
So, what happens when you have a spinning emperor that is a tornado.
To do this, you need the bug on, make all units spin, a emperor and 25 cheerleaders.
Suggestion battle
“Hellfire”
You are surrounded by 20 gunslingers
"eye to eye" dead eye's surrounding a mammoth on the second floors of the Renaissance faction's map
Why is this first?
Because I edited it last
11:43
Old TABS fans: *I haven't heard that name in years.*
“The invincible” One one punch man, 25 balistas
had a look through your whole tabs playlist and i've found out that if you hit a hoplite in the ancle it goes down pretty quick so mabye that encorporates the greek story of achilles
how can dodging kill people?
(ps that trojan chicken is beautiful)
The dodging didn’t kill people, they just shot each other
Take controll of a hobbit that turns into a blackhole.
you just get ejected
I would love to see the super peasant getting in love
Edit: hitting him with Cupid/love arrows
i would also like to see super peasant "getting in love"
They could both Dodge arrows
NO
@@mastersombrastudios6837 yes
@@billthefirst2410 finally a man of culture
Comment Battle: "A Questionable Re-enactment" (Dynasty Map)
1 Trojan Chicken
You may only use the Renaissance Faction.
i know you not gonna but uh, :P. “the business team!” 3 business men. 2 snuffys, and 5 cactuses. along with 5 bank robbers on your side
Crossfire:
100 crossbowman versus 1 long Snuffy in the.middle
One/Two word/s, deadeye
Please don't bring that devil Snuffy abomination back
1:14
Me: (sees small peasant head)
Aso me: Mort, how did you get here?!
Mort?
@@kingstonlovely7404 It has been THREE YEARS since I posted that comment.
@@eagleboi3593 who's mort?
@@kingstonlovely7404 The Mort who licks out snort or something, I don't knoe anymore I wrote that comment 3 years ago.
Make that four years ago
14:54: Pause and look at the guy whos about to die.
He is THICC
my army
the big bois:
all of the most expensive units from each faction
Listen here cap;
We all want to see the biggest tornado so go ahead give those small little tornados a push AND ADD TO THEM
HoW aBoUt A hOuR lOnG tAbS vIdEo.
User battle suggestion
“Axes axes axes”
Every axe unit other than ulur because he is op as frick
5 of Dem bay blades bois I forgot the name of
15 brawlers
5 berserkers
4 halberds
2 Jarls
4 chieftains
1 executioner
Add anymore I may have forgotten it’s 2am at the time I’m writing this
I think chieftains have hammers not axes
Well they have storm chip markings on them, like they were sharpened into an axe.
imagine being this early
Sane
Dam auto correct
Yeah
Yeah that would be weird
This post was made by usually late gang
Actually, in Roman times, one centurion controlled a small part of the army called cohorts, which contained 100 legionnaires, hence the ‘cent’ at the beginning of the name. The leader of the full army was called the imperator.
But, obviously, the Trojan chicken is completely accurate to history
*The Suprise*
1Trojan Chicken
2Bank Robbers
5Berserkers
1CowBoy
1wobley horse
Captain sauce u are the best I’ve watched all tabs vids there the BEST
simp
Shrimp
*Captain Sauce you are the best! I have watched all of your TABS videos; they are the best!
Cap, I’ve found out how to kill Saitama (One Punch Man)
The only way to kill him other than a ringout is to use a zombie mod and zombify him. I’ve tried this, it actually works!
Like so Cap can see!
The Occult
3
Monday, July 18, 1932
It has been a little over a week since the 3 clouds appeared. Last night one cloud moved. When I went to the source of the pillar of light, it was a warehouse east of the city, I checked it out, nothing seemed to be off other than the occasional light flickering and nothing else was wrong. Next week on Sunday at midnight I am going to the location of the pillar if I am seen I don't think I’ll come back.
@X Æ A-12 i am writing a story that is set up like a journal
"We all float up here"
Put mod on cheat mode so units cant die
Shoot and lift any unit
Cap: *Complaints about how the Trojan Chicken fell off the edge*
Also, Cap: *Was the one who spawned two in the first place when one might have worked*
Do duty, fight temptation; do not weaken and distract yourself by looking forward to things you cannot see, and could not understand if you saw them. Do what should be done. Your may never come. is the pupil of yesterday.
What is this?
"Battle idea." Use lone mammoth and mathguy(don't no his name) and
Make him throw his math at his legs
P.S. The door is orange
19:06 that guy looked like an flood infected person from Halo, if anybody remembers...
“ I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling, full of Tara- i mean hoplites. Yes, Hoplites”
1:00 little did he know a eye ball as big as a bowling ball would save the day