The best part of the movie is the set of emails that the original author sent to the writer of this movie correctly explaining how the film failed critically.
I remember in fifth grade we read the book because we knew the movie was gonna come out and we went to watch the movie as a field trip, and we all collectively were disappointed lol
I forgot that Pierce Brosnan and Sean Bean are in this, this is the unofficial Goldeneye sequel nobody asked for. God do I want them to do a Goldeneye commentary.
I’m confused as to why this channel isn’t getting that many views? This content is absolutely hilarious and you would think this is exactly the kind of stuff that would get hundreds of thousands per episode.
The editing in this video is a lot better than in the Rise of the Guardians one. A lot less intrusive, and all around I feel like it has better like comedic timing 😁
Loving the Kingdom Hearts love…could say it’s dearly beloved, in a simple and clean way. This channel just became my sanctuary where I can face my fears. And no. I don’t think twice.😂
I watched Percy Jackson and Sorcerer's Apprentice at a drive in when I was young and for years, I thought they were the same movie, like I had elements from both of them jumbled together in my head and to this day, I don't completely know what is from what, I only realized when some of my friends were talking about the two movies a couple months ago
I loved this commentary! I also loved getting to watch you guys do this one live, it’s always really fun and entertaining to get to see you guys do it that way. I just had such a fun time watching this one. I was literally laughing throughout this entire video. All of the jokes and running gags you had in this one were super funny. I thought that every time you brought one of them back they got even funnier. I just really thought that all the humor in this one was so amazing and had some top tier comedy. All around this commentary was honestly so hilarious all the way through. Anyway, for one of your next commentaries I think you guys should do The Watch 2012.
5:13 actually, Portugal was involved in some way. Christopher Columbus asked Portugal first to fund his voyage to India however because they already found a way there it wasn’t needed. Columbus then went to Spain and they said yes.
I don't drink, but I do smoke hella weed (it's "medical" and legal I have a card) and this channel is one of my favorite fucking things. I never laugh harder than when a new vid drops.
I can't speak to the adaptation bc I never read the books, but this film has better writing, and acting than the series by a lot. And you're telling me Rick Riorden actually wrote the series'? That man writes like a ten year old trying to sound like an adult. If the books were anything like that, I don't at all blame the previous film for being allegedly so different from the book. I'll give the series one thing, Percy's mom is hotter in it.
@@philosotree5876you never read the books yet you’re criticizing his writing? you should probably actually read his work before you do that. his writing is only suffering bc he’s clearly not a screenwriter and it’s hard to adapt some of the things in the book to a screen. also, calling the actors bad is a joke, they play their parts extremely well (which you would know if you read books)
Before I start watching, I vividly remember enjoying this movie and the 2nd one when they came out. That being said I shall see how it has aged through the goggles of some drunks on TH-cam.
This reaction allowed me to stomach the movie adaption longer than I did in theaters. Thank you Razzle, for always watching terrible stuff and commentating over it lmao
10:38 To be fair, I think that shows just how immersed you are in the movie to the point where you wondered if they had to greenscreen a centaur’s penis out.
I love watching this movie (it's good with a lot of great fighting scenes and some funny stuff) and I love watching the TV series! Can't believe the first season is almost over already!! I mentioned the movie to Rosario Dawson back when I had my GalaxyCon chat with her a year and a quarter ago, and she thanked me for watching it! I loved her performance as Persephone in this movie!!
I had to watch this movie In English last year and me and my boy just laughed the entire time it was so bad that it was funny especially the ending where he just spears the kid across the earth 😂😂😂
I knew the Lightning Thief existed but never read it, watched the movie- read Sea of Monsters bc I was into the series. Then watched sea of monsters when it came out. Then read the Titans curse and stopped even though it low key ends on a cliffhanger.
Hit that sub button...idiots
Please watch Taxi with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon
And maybe the Bob burgers movie
You should collab with Spilling the Milk! They’re Razzle 2.0
Fun Fact: Chiron was believed to be the first doctor by the Ancient Greeks, and being a horse-man, he was the Centaur for Disease Control
😭i hate that this is funny
th-cam.com/video/6zXDo4dL7SU/w-d-xo.html
Is Razzle hiring
Good doctor is the first doctor actually get it right
Shut up I love it
The best part of the movie is the set of emails that the original author sent to the writer of this movie correctly explaining how the film failed critically.
And then he proceeds to make a new adaptation with the most nausea inducing writing I've ever seen.
@@philosotree5876 RR and the show? Or SoM the movie?
@@philosotree5876 what? Which adaptation?
The newest one.@@Of_infinite_Faith
@@Of_infinite_Faith the show, presumably
When “my lightning can beat your pink frosted sprinkled donut” is a deep cut, you know you’re getting old.
Oh my god your right
Oh my god I just came to a realization RAZZLE is literally if the Lotus Casino scene was human.
Facts!
Oh absolutely
True, Razzle is one person and it is a casino
Oh absolutely
I'm bumboozled by how accurate that is
I remember in fifth grade we read the book because we knew the movie was gonna come out and we went to watch the movie as a field trip, and we all collectively were disappointed lol
Dont get me started on the second movie
@@slashblade21 what about the third one?
@@Coco_1958 there was no third movie
@@Warm_Winter_Nights even if there was, it would probably still be bad.
@@Coco_1958 the movie was so bad I didn’t even bother to see the rest of them. That’s how disappointed I was.
The God-Shattering Star playing whenever G R E E K G O D happens is absolutely slaying me.
Enjoy your 100th like
Yeah I absolutely love that detail it totally caught me off guard
You’re on of those people who say “eepy” aren’t you
@@Amick2003 No, but I occasionally use poggers unironically, so I guess that's just as bad.
I thought I was losing it I'm glad someone else heard it too lmaoo
Ben saying "Finnick Odair, I finish in her hair" is truly Razzle's Ground Gyro.
One of the Novel Adaptations of all time
It is a movie of the 2010s.
people really did make it
It certainly is a movie!
I found the sequel more entertaining
one of the things that does exist.
I love the fact that everytime someone says “I’m a Greek God”, 1 second of God Shattering Star plays
YES! HORIRBLE MOVIE!
actually really fun to watch if you completely blot out the books
I love how bad it is.
The books are always better.
PLEASE NO LOGAN LERMAN IS SO GOOD IN THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER PLZ GIVE MY BOY ANOTHER CHANCE 😭
don't forget his oscar worthy performance in bullet train
@josefstalin9678 omg yeah the makeup was so good in thay movie i genuinely forgot that was him lmaoo
@@magnusgray4136 ikr? I googled the cast when I first watched it and thought "no fucking way was that him"
@@josefstalin9678Holy shit he was the son! That makeup was crazy good I did not recognize him at all
I'm begging them to watch the sequel if only for Stanley Tucci and the line "Don't walk on my roof."
that line and "this is a pen" from this one (that they cut out) are two that stay with me forever
This movie is my Last Airbender/Artemis Fowl
So real
There's an Artemis Fowl adaptation...? I'm just going to ignore that I can't take any more blows to my childhood
Damn feel you on that one my condolences
I laughed so freakin hard at "ground gyro"...the buildup, the delivery, the reaction.... incredible xD
This is one of my favorite movies. There definitely isn't a 2nd one that is really bad. I couldn't even imagine that happening.
Does he know?
@@l3g0b0y6 They were being sarcastic
I forgot that Pierce Brosnan and Sean Bean are in this, this is the unofficial Goldeneye sequel nobody asked for. God do I want them to do a Goldeneye commentary.
Tbh I always like the movie because of the casting and nostalgia.
Also Poseidon is really hot in this which is a major plus.
i cannot unsee owen hunt
I liked the movie, just didn’t like some of the humour and the changes to the book
Tbh Poseidon and Chiron were both kinda dilfs in this. In the show just Poseidon is a dilf.
I’m confused as to why this channel isn’t getting that many views? This content is absolutely hilarious and you would think this is exactly the kind of stuff that would get hundreds of thousands per episode.
Portugal refused to sponsor Columbus' voyage, that's how they were involved
Big props to the editors
-Thank you Stephen
I love how Ben says Kevin Fiege every time he is the video 😂
Bens character arc in this video should be studied
Nashville native here, Nashville Predators fans actually do call it Smashville
Not gonna lie, love the hadestown reference zach I appreciate how you just created a culture YOU GREEK GOD
The Hadestown reference made me gasp so loudly
as someone who lives in Minecraft New Jersey. I appreciate the shoutout Razzle
"I'm a Greek God... She took the kids"
Goddam that Ground Gyro bit had me rolling, terrible time to be eating stir fry 😂
The editing in this video is a lot better than in the Rise of the Guardians one. A lot less intrusive, and all around I feel like it has better like comedic timing 😁
Man you really shat on that one huh? 🥱
@@jordanplayz5637I mean yeah I feel like with good reason.
@@Floofy_Fox_Gal i gotta rewatch it now
Zach singing Hadestown made my day.
I didn't know any of the Razzle members liked Hadestown and I love it
I love that the green sleeve graphic is placed square in front instead of where it would actually be 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been looking forward for this!
-count dooku
"My drunkenness has doubled since the last time we met"
I love how they use the first second of god shattering star for the Greek god counter
Loving the Kingdom Hearts love…could say it’s dearly beloved, in a simple and clean way. This channel just became my sanctuary where I can face my fears. And no. I don’t think twice.😂
Percy Jackson and the Paralympians 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed too hard at that
As a massive Greek Mythology dork.
This movie is so Bad it's good.
Editor props! The combination of your work with the RAZZLE crew put me on my ass! I love it!
by far one of the best series of books ever
I watched Percy Jackson and Sorcerer's Apprentice at a drive in when I was young and for years, I thought they were the same movie, like I had elements from both of them jumbled together in my head and to this day, I don't completely know what is from what, I only realized when some of my friends were talking about the two movies a couple months ago
We need to let Ben cook more
whoever edits y'alls videos should get 5 minutes out of the basement, as a treat, because they're doing a finger lickin' good job 😚💕💖💓
Stephen COOKED with this one. It's been manifesting for a few weeks. Watching the process was fun.
@@trebleclef7792 Big shout out to Stephen!!!!! 🗣️🔊 You’re doing a really good job!!! 🤩
I loved this commentary! I also loved getting to watch you guys do this one live, it’s always really fun and entertaining to get to see you guys do it that way. I just had such a fun time watching this one. I was literally laughing throughout this entire video. All of the jokes and running gags you had in this one were super funny. I thought that every time you brought one of them back they got even funnier. I just really thought that all the humor in this one was so amazing and had some top tier comedy. All around this commentary was honestly so hilarious all the way through. Anyway, for one of your next commentaries I think you guys should do The Watch 2012.
25:30 the way I GASPED at the Hadestown reference
This movie was on cartoon network so much that I can't help but be nostalgic for it.
The "Get up on the Hydra's back!" got me lol
Well, one thing is for sure about Ryan. He's a GREEK GOD!
GeT uP oN tHe HyDrA's BaCk!!!!
get up on the hydras back!
get up on the hydras back!
get up on the hydras back!
I've never been this early. Logan Lerman is and will always be the goat
Also, we still need Amazing Spider-Man movies
PLEASE! I NEED THEM TO TALK ABOUT ANDREW GARFIELD! I LOVE HIM SO DEARLY OH MY OH MY
@@jordanplayz5637 My Spider-Man forever and always
Zach is out here bringing new meaning to the term "Lady Greensleeves"
Razzle not knowing Smashville was already a thing created by Nashville’s NHL team and then trying to take credit for it was hilarious
This is the funniest razzle video yet 😂
Ben had me crying from laughter
5:13 actually, Portugal was involved in some way. Christopher Columbus asked Portugal first to fund his voyage to India however because they already found a way there it wasn’t needed. Columbus then went to Spain and they said yes.
I have class in 20 minutes, but I will gladly take an unexcused absence if it means Razzle dropped
The not-Finnick guy looks like he is Kevin Bacon's only son
Man I'm loving the work the new editors are putting in 😍
The Greek god bit had me wheezing!
A Chess reference??? In 2024???? Incredible
I’ve searched for this reference in every golden cloister
Absolutely loving the kingdom hearts reference you guys are making in this 😂😂😂
I'm not sure if you guys have done this but I'd like to see you guys do night at the museum
I don't drink, but I do smoke hella weed (it's "medical" and legal I have a card) and this channel is one of my favorite fucking things. I never laugh harder than when a new vid drops.
I love you guys for the “get up on the hydras back” reference. lmao
"It's Sean Bean?!"
"Does Zeus die?!"
Cracked me up and me choke on my drink! 😂😂😂
Now I just want to build New Jersey in Minecraft😂😂
I mean now they gotta do Valerian right? Cuz that’s one of my favorite movies too 😂
This is legit my favorite movie when I was 12
It was a great disservice to the books but it was better than nothing tbh...
I actually would prefer if this movie didn't exist
I can't speak to the adaptation bc I never read the books, but this film has better writing, and acting than the series by a lot. And you're telling me Rick Riorden actually wrote the series'? That man writes like a ten year old trying to sound like an adult. If the books were anything like that, I don't at all blame the previous film for being allegedly so different from the book.
I'll give the series one thing, Percy's mom is hotter in it.
@@philosotree5876 the books were better than the series too imo
Grover's actor in the series was spot on tho, he's great
Ok, I'll take your word for it regarding the books, but I think the actors in the series are all equally bad.@@yuramushi
@@philosotree5876you never read the books yet you’re criticizing his writing? you should probably actually read his work before you do that. his writing is only suffering bc he’s clearly not a screenwriter and it’s hard to adapt some of the things in the book to a screen. also, calling the actors bad is a joke, they play their parts extremely well (which you would know if you read books)
16:05 Minecraft is in New Jersey?! 😆
10:03 this is how Bojack Horseman was created
Also Nashville actually calls themselves Smashville, no need for a petition
Has a portuguese person i can neither confirm nor deny these allegations
But we always there
I think it's amazing that 5 gum jokes/memes last longer than the company it self
I havent been able to sleep for a couple of days, fight club style, and this is the funniest shit Ive ever watched
This notification hit me like a storm (please laugh)
Before I start watching, I vividly remember enjoying this movie and the 2nd one when they came out. That being said I shall see how it has aged through the goggles of some drunks on TH-cam.
Update: Surley the 2nd one was better😂
@@lesgrossman6332The first one is a masterpiece compared to the second
"Eating you out and extracting your juices" is a quote that I never want to hear again, funny as fuck but never want to hear it again.
( 2:45 ) one singular note of God Shattering Star from fire emblem
absolutely love the Kingdom Hearts reference, best part of the video
Watching these while also drunk is on another level lmfao😂💀
23:59 I didn’t know where I was for my whole life until Razzle invented geography
i find it hilarious because you guys have like -100 acting ability and are dogging on percy freaking out XD
love it
4:33 literally the only part of the movie I remember lol
Saw this along with how to train your dragon at a drive in
This reaction allowed me to stomach the movie adaption longer than I did in theaters. Thank you Razzle, for always watching terrible stuff and commentating over it lmao
"Sean Bean is Zeus??"
"Zeus dies??"
Im wheezing 🤣
there’s no way you just rickrolled me with the whistle edit. Stephen, you are a horrible person but thanks for the sick video
10:38 To be fair, I think that shows just how immersed you are in the movie to the point where you wondered if they had to greenscreen a centaur’s penis out.
Sorry but I love this movie. And yes I read all of the books
"he's got 5 on it" LOL so dumb but made me laugh
Gonna watch valerian now. Watched it once when it came on TV randomly when I was baked. A great movie experience
The Mayor of the Dewey Decimal System comment was cold-blooded 😂 you didn’t have to destroy Joel like that
Love how the sleeve was on the wrong side of the horse.
I love watching this movie (it's good with a lot of great fighting scenes and some funny stuff) and I love watching the TV series! Can't believe the first season is almost over already!!
I mentioned the movie to Rosario Dawson back when I had my GalaxyCon chat with her a year and a quarter ago, and she thanked me for watching it! I loved her performance as Persephone in this movie!!
16:20 who’s gonna tell them about the Minecraft museum in New Jersey👀
this movie was aight, while the characters were not great, Camp Half-Blood looked amazing.
21:35 I feel called out 😅😅🤣🤣
I had to watch this movie In English last year and me and my boy just laughed the entire time it was so bad that it was funny especially the ending where he just spears the kid across the earth 😂😂😂
This might be the new best Razzle video
Nice getting the DND goblins. In fact, I would love to see you guys play dnd
I havent even watched it yet, but there is SO much you could roast about this movie, coming from an og PJO fan
I knew the Lightning Thief existed but never read it, watched the movie- read Sea of Monsters bc I was into the series. Then watched sea of monsters when it came out. Then read the Titans curse and stopped even though it low key ends on a cliffhanger.
As someone who never read the books, these movies were my childhood
After 6 months I have FINNALLY understood the "Daddy who's mommy." Joke. Look at her name spelled out😭😭