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  • @neybellsounen4895
    @neybellsounen4895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Me to myself: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @randomuzer266
      @randomuzer266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here 😂

    • @rustyshackleford9452
      @rustyshackleford9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a pretty good idea for a revenge thing if u wanna know

    • @janrecina9878
      @janrecina9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rustyshackleford9452 i'm listening

    • @rustyshackleford9452
      @rustyshackleford9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@janrecina9878 so if the person you dislike has a squeeze gatorade water bottle it has to be that one buy the exact same water bottle, put piss in it and replace that water bottle with the one with piss in it. It's pretty easy when you're at school.

    • @janrecina9878
      @janrecina9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rustyshackleford9452 ouch lol

  • @harrythej9683
    @harrythej9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Damn, had to laugh so hard at the glass eyed parking spot defender. The reaction of the policeman is just too funny.

  • @xLostInFirex
    @xLostInFirex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    When the store owner accused the kids, they should've told him "Well what the frick are you gonna do about it?" later as well.

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Anyone who threatens to punch a mother because her kids lost a single ball is beyond being a prick! Can't imagine how he treats the people living with him.

    • @twiceshy9773
      @twiceshy9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah that one was terrible, what a prick!! It was actually really sweet of the kids to prank him back, they were protecting her - I hope they told their mother about it later- and that she gave them big hugs

    • @nixonsprguy3629
      @nixonsprguy3629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depends on which kind of ball is lost, and how.
      For example: 'Brick->_balls_

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I doubt he treats his own kids well. I bet you anything he'd freak out at his own kids for accidentally losing a shirt in the laundry

  • @MeowthRocket
    @MeowthRocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That puke sheet one........ That is maniacal levels of evil genius

  • @tristangriswell2034
    @tristangriswell2034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    To the one where the woman basically just worked her way up after her husband cheated on her just remember
    Live well. It is the greatest revenge.

  • @galacticpugtato5238
    @galacticpugtato5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    the *throwaways encouraged* line makes you know some fricked up things are gunna be here

  • @Overused_Toothbrush
    @Overused_Toothbrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I can’t imagine someone leaving a toddler in the car for 8 hours. Of course they were going to cause chaos!

    • @BeatrixKHaze
      @BeatrixKHaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was just karma. Dad definitely earned every bit of that

  • @reptilelover2129
    @reptilelover2129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    11:43 Assuring you it was a bad dream? Parents, please don't do this. Take it seriously.

    • @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
      @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think that one is fake

    • @reptilelover2129
      @reptilelover2129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse Fake or not it's best to remind parwnts not to brush off their children.

    • @Bruh-ty5ql
      @Bruh-ty5ql 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse The last sentence literally makes it so obvious

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well it usually is a bad dream. It can still cause a lot of fear in children so it should always be taken seriously

    • @Reediscoolig
      @Reediscoolig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I not gonna sleep tonight

  • @GlowandLuna
    @GlowandLuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Tip: dont put sugar on the windows as they may find the traces of sugar, instead mix it with hot water and make a syrup. This will attract bees and other insects. Apple juice works really well too

    • @janet6421
      @janet6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Jeff Adams Bees are also attracted to the scent of tea tree oil. But if you REALLY want to freak someone out get some lemon grass oil and use that in mid spring. Beekeepers use lemon grass oil to attract swarms. Beekeeper vocabulary: swarm refers to a group of bees looking to start a new colony. They will protect themselves if someone is stupid enough to attack, but have nothing to be territorial about. (swarms look scary but this is as docile as bees get)

    • @GlowandLuna
      @GlowandLuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jeff Adams agreed

    • @sackboy1665
      @sackboy1665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@janet6421where can I buy lemon grass oil
      I need it for... reasons

    • @janet6421
      @janet6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sackboy1665 Most beekeeping supply stores have it. Also try Amazon or a health food store. April-June are prime swarm season in most areas.

    • @joehablo7424
      @joehablo7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Citrus work best like lemons and oranges and limes

  • @haaxxx9
    @haaxxx9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    9:07 - Those workers who got at their boss are some god-damn heroes!

  • @dragontamer7359
    @dragontamer7359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    In high-school there was one guy who bullied me relentlessly so knowing that oil stains glass I waited till I changed the oil on my car, collected it in a jar and dumped it all over his windshield and white car on a hot day. Ruined his car and no one ever suspected me

    • @paige.w17
      @paige.w17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      damn my boyfriend's ex did that to his car when he broke up with her. whole deal made out of it

  • @PrincessofPower84
    @PrincessofPower84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    So, I was bullied by a longtime frenemy and a mean girl throughout middle school (mean girl called me ugly, weird, gay, etc, frenemy talk mad shit about me behind my back, never gave me a gift whenever she was invited to my birthday parties, etc.)
    So the summer after graduating 8th grade, we were all volunteers at a day camp for kids and one of the teachers had collection of boondoggle spools for her class. They stole the boondoggle from her class during a lunch and tried to get me to join them even though the started to bully me all over again like in school. I ended up not doing it and telling both the teacher and the director of the program what they did. They were called into a meeting, the mean girl was crying and they were both fired that day. Fired from a volunteer position. They never found out it was me. No regrets.

  • @sarahouser2707
    @sarahouser2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The one about the 6'5 dad who moved the asshole neighbors car had me laughing!

  • @Mike-or7xv
    @Mike-or7xv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Had a guy who used to throw rubbish in my parents garden regularly for no apparent reason. Installed cameras and saw the guy, but wasn’t conclusive enough for a charge. We knew who he was though. Eventually after questioning he took to throwing things over the back fence. Which wasn’t camera’d. A 7/8 empty dog food can with the edges of the top cut, so that when my dog tried to eat the food, the torn edges of the can cut the dogs face.
    I found the can, and knew where it came from. So I put the can on his doorstep, and used the nearby rocks to smash all his windows.
    The littering stopped after that…..

  • @TheComedyGeek
    @TheComedyGeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Santa Claus : EPIC DAD FTW.

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That story made me cry tears of joy

    • @Reediscoolig
      @Reediscoolig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would have said listen here you little shi-

  • @LauraFromMarkerQuest
    @LauraFromMarkerQuest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Santa Claus story is so wholesome!

  • @crystaldawn9255
    @crystaldawn9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like how this thread turned into stories of amazing kids and teens

  • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
    @VoiceOfTheEmperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    More or less Karma but here goes:
    I was tormented by this one guy in middle school. Everyone else liked me but this guy absolutely despised me.
    Well, we both graduate and he goes to the HS I wanted.
    In college I found out that he got expelled after pissing off too many people and getting his ass beat too often.

  • @mrmultiversal6973
    @mrmultiversal6973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Santa-dad is the real mvp

  • @OnlyJalenPhd
    @OnlyJalenPhd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The puke one, is on a whole other level. Ballsy, frightening, and epic!

  • @Mike-or7xv
    @Mike-or7xv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Also a pint of maggots through the letter box is always a good one. They will find their way to safety (hidden) and then metamorphose into flies in a couple of days.

  • @ClubSoda98
    @ClubSoda98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Omg, that tac one was savage

    • @taranoble3090
      @taranoble3090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that was

    • @joaquinshrader8657
      @joaquinshrader8657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think it was too far

    • @annaisnotdum3337
      @annaisnotdum3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joaquinshrader8657 I don’t I’m taking notes for if my kids get bullied I’ll make it for them myself

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joaquinshrader8657 no its not.

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Coworkers kept eating my food for nightshift leaving me hungry all night coz no shops. Filled sausage rolls with cat food and Carolina reaper powder. Didn't happen again

  • @eagillum
    @eagillum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The best revenge is building a good solid life for yourself, despite all the crap they put you through as children. Getting healed instead of stooping to their level.

    • @misscyanic2484
      @misscyanic2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, cuz that's the 'mature' thing to do, but that 1st one (carp car) was so funny, lmao

    • @nathanhillier7499
      @nathanhillier7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@misscyanic2484 I died when it got to the last sentence and it said they nicknamed him lord of the flies

    • @freerights6695
      @freerights6695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why wait decades when you could get revenge right now

    • @eagillum
      @eagillum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freerights6695 i waited decades (waded through problems, forced myself to grow, sought answers, built skills, didn't burn bridges, turned my hate into action), and it was worth it. The view from here is soooo satisfying.

    • @ameliamae9227
      @ameliamae9227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doing something disgusting or being violent to get revenge does not take away whatever the person did to you and all you have done is lowered yourself to their level which makes you no better then that person!!!! Why is it such a bad thing to be mature and go on in life to be the better person???

  • @bhoclatebhipbookie
    @bhoclatebhipbookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    when my dad was in his early 30s he worked at a gas station. drunk guy comes in trying to buy beer and cigarettes, talking profanities at the black men that were outside the gas station doors. Small town, dad knew everyone and obviously didn't appreciate this random drunk guy talking racist about his regular customers. Well he tells the drunk guy to quit the shit and drunk guy get angry and starts threatening my dad. Mind you my dad was 6'2 and had just gotten out of the army after 14 years of service, so he was the type of guy no one wanted to fw. Drunk guy tries to climb over the countertop to punch my dad and my dad socks him right in the face. drunk guy starts crying like a baby. No, no charges were filed.

  • @_JustAnotherKid__
    @_JustAnotherKid__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    He Blue-shelled me so I patiently waited till he was close and he got hit by the shell too.

    • @ametsunami4070
      @ametsunami4070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did that to both my sisters at the same time. It was great

    • @insertname4929
      @insertname4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know where to buy turtles.

    • @_JustAnotherKid__
      @_JustAnotherKid__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@insertname4929 me either, probably just crash through some random floating box with a question mark.

    • @insertname4929
      @insertname4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_JustAnotherKid__ Yea I wish I had console/switch ;/

    • @haaxxx9
      @haaxxx9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why I wait around 2nd or 3rd place till the final lap. It's a bit of a risk but getting blue shelled at the final stretch only to be completely stopped by some asshat who thrown that blue one at me get's me riled up to no end.

  • @brianlevine4802
    @brianlevine4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had helped someone with a small loan. Asked for my money next time I saw him. He had no intention of paying me. I left the bar. Got an adjustable wrench and a screwdriver. I took the licence plates off his truck. He did 3 years in jail for various things. The traffic stop for no plates was legit. His DWI, possession of cocaine,etc.. was a real tragedy.

  • @Love2Banime
    @Love2Banime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The dad that dressed as Santa Clause was wholesome

  • @TotallyNotAfurry-pp9jx
    @TotallyNotAfurry-pp9jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The most fricked up thing I have ever done to get revenge on some one? I tossed out all of my ex-friend's beer and hot pockets and reported him for having a weed grow in his room to campus secruity. *He kept taking money out of our TP and food supply jar I also put most of the money in said jar so he was also stealing from me*

    • @misscyanic2484
      @misscyanic2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You threw out beer & hot pockets? WHAT IS WRONG W U

    • @TotallyNotAfurry-pp9jx
      @TotallyNotAfurry-pp9jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@misscyanic2484 well I may have exaggerated that part a tiny bit I moved a lot of that stuff to my personal fridge in my room and the rest I gave to one of my actual friends.

    • @misscyanic2484
      @misscyanic2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TotallyNotAfurry-pp9jx lmao, whew! Ya had me going there! 😂😂😂

  • @Redhead77
    @Redhead77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IDK why but the Santa story made me cry happy tears

  • @diannaschlies4983
    @diannaschlies4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I 67 female have always had anger issues . This happened in the 70s. Back story. I was raised by my dad. My dad passed in 2000. He loved to race. Horses,cars,boats,if the speeddomater says 110 mph my dad wants the car to go 110mph. I share my dads love for muscle cars. In the late 1979s I worked with "Mr. Wonderful". He had a 1969 black GTO. I was a single mother with 2 young sons. "Mr. Wonderful was constantly asking me out. No. One day he told everyone at work we had gone out and that I was "easy" . Bad move. So I got even.
    About midnight on a Saturday , I went by his house. I took a empty sugar bag and sprinkled sugar around the gas cap of his GTO. Then smashed the bag, and put it under the rear tire. I stood by laughing as he spent 3500$ tearing the engine apart looking for nothing.

  • @helookalikaman79
    @helookalikaman79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In 5th grade Santa was at the school going to each classroom... When my classroom door opened, I knew instantly and couldn't stop laughing... Then I saw my mom..... One of the few times I was happy being at that school.... My moms "mother" may she rest in hell.... conned my dad into it... (She worked there) But still a good memory RIP Dad.

  • @twiceshy9773
    @twiceshy9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The dad who left his 3yrold in the car- holy crap (lol literally)- there was another one I heard where a mom left her kid at a bookstore all day- this was much much worse, kid could have been kidnapped or killed and it would have been entirely that father's fault

  • @alexpeck995
    @alexpeck995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    10:34 this is why I intend to have a gun. If an animal tried to do this to my daughter I would put it down. No hesitation.

    • @jelly1592
      @jelly1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You know... I'm really not a fan of guns but even I can wholeheartedly agree with this one.

    • @industrialover
      @industrialover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jelly1592 I can understand people not being fans of guns, but there are real reasons to have them. I don't think people realize that stricter gun control would only keep law abiding citizens from protecting themselves, criminal who use them in horrible ways usually steal them or get them on the black market and that wouldn't change

    • @PoptartParasol
      @PoptartParasol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@industrialover gun control is not really controlling whether guns go in the wrong or right hands anyways. It's just a way to get as much information on the people who are... 'trusting' enough to get them legally.
      It's a privacy issue more than it is a 'oy that's such a scary gun, take it away ban it 😡'

    • @D00m0g
      @D00m0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@industrialover It would still cut down alot. Blue collar criminals aren't masterminds and usually lazy as fuck.

    • @jelly1592
      @jelly1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@industrialover idgaf about "law abiding" I'm tryna fight the government lmao

  • @riordan381
    @riordan381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Usually not a short temper guy.
    I used to do Judo, Boxing and Capoeira in my teenage till I turned 26.
    I usually take the insult and embarrassment and do nothing.
    But one day, I snapped on the bully at highschool, beat his face to a pulp and stabbed both his legs with pens.
    Lost my cool, actually attempted to stab his face with a pen too.
    But my 10 students and teacher caught my hands and legs, dragged me to a room to cool down.
    😂 I was furious, not even 16 students was able to hold me down. I was throwing and punching people in my way to my prey.
    The bully got 25 stitches on his legs, 35 stitches on his face and inside of his mouth.
    I didn't get expelled as other teacher and student had filed complaint against the bully for being a bully and beating up other students.
    But my story of violence doesn't end there.
    Fast forward 3 weeks, the bully elder brother, started stalking for an opportunity to beat him as revenge.
    I was afraid since he was older.
    So, I always had a concealed blade or a baton on me at all time.
    One Saturday, I was walking to the nearest store, and he followed me there and waited outside
    I prepared myself to fight since I thought if I don't do it, I will be labelled a coward forever.
    I prepped my mind and body, left my bag inside the store. Went outta the door.
    I instigated him asking wtf he was doing following me, and said if he doesn't stop, I was about to kill him like how I was gonna kill his brother.
    😂 Dumbest dialogue of my life.
    Dude pulled out a butterfly knife and tried to stab me.
    Caught his hand, grabbed his shoulders and threw him hard on the ground, and by that time, my rage had came back
    Without thinking, I broke his left arm, and proceeded to stomp his back and shoulder.
    Seeing him resist, made me more angry, so I stomped his right hand.
    Then when He started to scream in conciet.
    The storekeeper called the police, and I played the victim of a mugging.
    Police wasn't surprised coz the guy has previous charges of robbery.
    I didn't get charged for assault or anything.
    But after that, I moved out of my town , and went to college on another state.

  • @industrialover
    @industrialover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I cannot believe a man left his child in a car for 8 hours, I would have divorced my husband over this

    • @Marewig
      @Marewig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I suspect that this was decades ago. Older generations might have different values of what they think is okay and what isn't.

    • @Quinn91202
      @Quinn91202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My dad did that to me a at 7 years old. Coworkers and mom flipped out. Parents were already going through a divorce

  • @lucyann1573
    @lucyann1573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Got off heroin and went on to live as a moderately functional adult while he languishes in misery and desperately tries to convince ppl we'll get back together one day. Does that count?

    • @billycrystal4724
      @billycrystal4724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love you plz come back sorry but thats awesomeshit aint easy to kick

  • @jarrarwinks8470
    @jarrarwinks8470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had a guy break into my house to rob me, looked at him, and he told me it was just a nightmare, thought it was since he looked so scary, like an Oblivion NPC. He robbed me.

  • @CJPurplePrincess
    @CJPurplePrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wrote out an entire paragraph of what he did to me, but figured it was be too triggering for cyberstalking, discrimination, and harassment victims like me.
    He hurt me. Thank god the school is an online school, he probably would have hurt me worse. Thank god he forgot about my address I gave him. He probably would still be begging for me.
    I’ll spit on his grave when he dies. I’ll never trust his name upon anyone. I am embarrassed to share two TH-cam videos with him.
    How did I get him back?
    I ruined his fantastic reputation he obtained from being besties with the popular girls (me and my bestie).
    I told my teacher what he did to me and a couple others and the word spread like wildfire. People hated him soon. He left the school (good riddance), his best friends now remember that piece of garbage and wince.
    Did my reputation deplete?
    No. First time things turned out right calling people out.
    He’s kinda famous on Scratch. Should I post on his Scratch account, after one year of letting his fans miss him since his account was IP banned by the school, what he did? Make him hurt more like I did, virtually?

    • @CosmiChaos1129
      @CosmiChaos1129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe. If they pulled that crap, they deserve it.

  • @avigolberg8428
    @avigolberg8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The airport one is hilarious

  • @alexandera.1411
    @alexandera.1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The first one was saving fish families. He was a hero.

  • @dickjavelindj6523
    @dickjavelindj6523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol the Dad as Santa was so wholesome is qualified for an Evil Revenge

  • @UncleBillyBob732
    @UncleBillyBob732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Family friends wanted to plant trees on their property line. They OK'd it with the neighbor first but then I guess he changed his mind after they planted the trees. We were around 10 years old and we were playing outside at night in the summer and we hid in the shrubs and watched the neighbor pour gasoline on all the little trees. We told the adults and they didn't seem too surprised but they wouldn't do anything about it. So one night I shoved a potato into his exhaust pipe. It will run for a while before it dies, so he had to have it towed. It took a long time until the mechanics figured out what the problem was. His car was in my father's shop. He told me about it and watched my face as he told me. He KNEW I had something to do with it and he wasn't mad.

  • @slimkillac
    @slimkillac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have so many stories but Reddit is far too circle-jerky for me so I’ll continue to post on TH-cam
    Neighbors son threw rocks at my German shepherd ,Smokey tied up in the front yard, dog got so pissed he got off his collar by jumping into the air and twisting, and immediately broke that little shits skin, long story short his dad called the popo and I lost my beloved companion, so I let him know how the previous owner had committed suicide in his stairwell(this really happened)by leaving a news article and police report anonymously on his porch a couple years later and “haunting” the place by throwing chunks of ice at his walls in the winter, and dog toys in summer but the best was when I sent my lil bro on a one man infiltration mission(metal gear solid was our shit back then) to hang a noose in the stairwell, they left that same summer, mission completed, boss

    • @slimkillac
      @slimkillac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I should probably add we were both minors and this was almost 20 years ago so statue of limitations

  • @candyman5696
    @candyman5696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I had to Google capsicum extract and HOLY SHIT I LIKE IT😈

  • @geminicam1156
    @geminicam1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    31:25 if my mom ever passes away, which is a possiblity because she's been really sick for the past 2 months and she's really struggling :(. when I move in with my shitty drug addicted/gambling problem dad I'm having a friend that lives in Chicago pick me up so I don't have to live in a shitty house with a shitty parent.

    • @cutecitty6114
      @cutecitty6114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh man I hope your mom gets better I went through the same thing my mom had cancer a while ago.... and I was not born I really do hope that your mom gets better

    • @michelleresistance
      @michelleresistance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope your mum gets better and you have all the help you need. Good luck x

  • @lindabokor6006
    @lindabokor6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My son, husband and i were at a waterpark, amusement park. We had gotten some food and were obviously in the middle of our meal and Karen comes up and tells us she has been wsiting long enough and we should leave. Did I mention we were in the MIDDLE of our meal. My husband told her we will leave when we're done. She stood there glaring at us, so we decided to eat more slowly and then get some ice cream. Oops we were so clumsy and spilled some of the ice cream on the table, which attracted bees. We then graciously let her have the table with the ice cream all over it. I normally always clean my table but this was too weird.

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is just bizarre. I would still be sitting at that table. Lol

  • @chainsisinapickle2014
    @chainsisinapickle2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Be you angel's nay we are but men

    • @FaptnUndrpants
      @FaptnUndrpants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ROCK!

    • @Luziemagick
      @Luziemagick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What? My motherlanguage is not english..help!

    • @TigerJ15
      @TigerJ15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Luziemagick It's a Tenacious D reference. The rock band Jack Black is in.

    • @YaBoyJesusChrist
      @YaBoyJesusChrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/ihadastroke

    • @Luziemagick
      @Luziemagick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TigerJ15 never heard of it

  • @shewantsrevenge91
    @shewantsrevenge91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wouldn't it have made more sense to charge people for the products and pocket the money since you aren't getting paid and throw a party with a cover charge?? Plus sell everything in the store that's worth anything to recoup lost wages?? 🤔

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Left them in a bad neighbourhood after they wanted to shot pay me for transport.
    BTW, she tricked me into going into that area and wanted me to come back for her after dark.
    Did i mention its was a really bad area?

  • @joeschmoe9412
    @joeschmoe9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Predicted the spiked binder thing.

  • @varkr2066
    @varkr2066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never believed in Santa Claus and got in a lot of trouble for saying he wasn't real in school... not out of malice but I legit didn't know othrr people were so into it. I almost got suspended.

  • @PatRiot-
    @PatRiot- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:00. Might have been simpler to just pay your temporary employees.
    Serves him quite fair.

  • @Christophiel
    @Christophiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Understand that taking revenge is a survival mechanism. Another person will be extremely reluctant to assault you if they know there will be repurcussions....

  • @FreddieHg37
    @FreddieHg37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The first one was hilarious, oh my Lord… 😆

  • @kendoruslink7017
    @kendoruslink7017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Santa dad is the best

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The worst revenge I ever got on someone was on my mom. This wasn't too bad, but it was enough to get her to go ballistic.
    She wasn't the best person to us growing up, and was constantly smoking, drinking and doing drugs.
    Whenever I noticed brand new bottles of alcohol, I would pour each and every one out, then stack it neatly back on the counter. Whenever she left any of her drugs or cigarettes out, I would drop them in buckets or flower pots of water outside and wait for her to find them.
    She somehow never figured out it was me.

  • @nativenight
    @nativenight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My ex left me for another guy. Tormented me about him and harassed me for 2 years despite me begging and pleading for her to leave me alone. She never stopped. I blocked many numbers. One night she called me while crying from an unknown number asking me to meet her because she was scared she was preggo. I found a place where I could see over a baseball park and led her on a text message wild goose chase. After an hour of her screaming and crying and calling me I finally showed myself. She screamed at me about me playing games with her and then she managed to babble on something about how the guy she left me for hit her the previous day and she is probably pregnant.
    I looked her right in the eyes and said "What do you expect me to do about it? You aren't my problem anymore."
    I turned around and walked away while she scream/cried in the parking lot. She left me alone after that. I had extreme doubts of my self worth for years after everything she put me through. I know I might have went too far but it was so cathartic.

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    santa dad, fucking awesome man.

  • @madelinegarber7860
    @madelinegarber7860 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg that one dad going all out as Santa Claus was so wholesome!

  • @smartchip
    @smartchip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The guy that was a giant that did the jack job, must have been a good guy, as he could have just slapped the guy, but, he just did the jack thing after several requests, the father that was santa-claus, is such a good guy, Godbless,

  • @Sophia-dw9pj
    @Sophia-dw9pj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In the middle of the road
    There shined a shiny demon

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will never understand that 'return all the gifts' breakup thing. Fuck that noise. That is not how gifts work. They're not loans.

  • @weenbeen9104
    @weenbeen9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao. One time my little brothers and I were going up to the convenient store up the street, and I was buying. We were all on our bikes and my youngest brother, the little fuckhead, decides to ride ahead, keep in mind he's younger than me and the middle brother. While we were in the store, I told him nothing but drinks, and he grabbed gum along with a 5$ drink that wasnt that big. So, to be fair, I told them both they could get gum. While I was paying, he was messing around while we were in the store, (trying to leave, not listening, and just being an overall neusence.) As we were leaving, he tried to ride ahead, almost got hit by a car, and after I told him to slow down, he started to be petty, riding incredibly slow. I was sick of his shit already. So, I waited until he was preoccupied, and snuck into the kitchen, and grabbed the Tobasco. I walked upstairs, and put enough on to where it wasn't visible, it was definitely there. He freaked out, told my mom, and I got in trouble. Fucking worth it tho

  • @twiceshy9773
    @twiceshy9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:30 Lol lol ohmygod, I have a story kinda like that....okay, so once my daughter's class had excursion in the city and we passed by this Christmas shop and kids in my group started teasing each other about Santa, about whether he was real or not, and one of them turns and asks me for my opinion and without even thinking I said something like "oh Santa Claus is kinda like God, he's sort of just a bribe to make sure you guys are good"....and as soon as the words left my mouth I almost DIED lol lol- I mean, these kids were about 10/11years old so they didn't believe in Santa but at least 2 of them were hardcore church families and lol yeah, I think I broke them- I just remember these big eyes just STARING at me, you could see the wheels turning in their head...lol my poor daughter was so so embarrassed...I liked doing school excursions, they were so much fun😂😂

  • @Cosmic_idea
    @Cosmic_idea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i would say that with capsium extract he got easy. Should have been sulphuric acid, but that would properly have gotten the person in legal trouble.

  • @18videowatcher41
    @18videowatcher41 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like to think that I wouldn’t have left my kid in that car, no matter how safe it was. Having said that, though, I’d much rather have a broken window and a child in the custody of CPS than a BMW full of crap. 🤣

  • @racecarthedestroyer7192
    @racecarthedestroyer7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:17 the man really hauled an entire goddamn car to a dumpster on a jack

  • @Shinypokemon77
    @Shinypokemon77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Santa clause one was actually adorable (minus the bullying ofc)

  • @notyourbusiness2449
    @notyourbusiness2449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Febreeze one was my favorite oh geez i was wheezing

  • @call_me_shad0w194
    @call_me_shad0w194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:56 now THAT is some Christmas spirit!

  • @etheriousnatsudragneel5835
    @etheriousnatsudragneel5835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OK for the guy that moved the car this is amazing, before he even talked about how he looked I was thinking of a muscle man that would make any police officer crap their pants and I love that I was right

  • @mitchyitchy3
    @mitchyitchy3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the collage one about the mom. That is the best revenge. The best kind that involves you being in a better place then the cheater is. you did get your revenge.

  • @LordBucket-hl3tp
    @LordBucket-hl3tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Santa story is possibly the greatest thing I have ever read.

  • @shinystarmiestudios4179
    @shinystarmiestudios4179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:53 Reminds me of the time in Kindergarten my dad dressed up as Santa. It was so cool.

  • @curtisfranzen986
    @curtisfranzen986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not done yet, working on it. I work in a highly regulated industry. I'm going to try to transfer a multi million $ client from the place that unfairly terminated me to another place that performs the same service. Time issues are involved. If I can pull it off, it will be glorious.

  • @MacheTheFerret
    @MacheTheFerret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    absolute chad of a Dad in the santa claus story

  • @thebiggestnobody3263
    @thebiggestnobody3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah the most fricked up way I got revenge was faking being someone’s friend and then giving them food poisoning, along with a heaping serving of everybody hates them now, with a side of their girlfriend breaking up with them, and as a desert they got an infection because of a certain rusty object that just.. happened to be pushed into them. But wait, there’s more! It seemed the waiter forgot to give them their drink, how about an order of pink eye so bad that they have to miss school for a few days because they were practically blind?

  • @twiceshy9773
    @twiceshy9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:00 good girl!! And it makes me sad when parents dont believe kids, whenever my kids had nightmares we'd all spend the rest of the night together, watching The Simpson's or something until we fell asleep...lol and vice versa too- sometimes I would get scared watching horror movies so then I'd go sleep in their room. One time it all kinda collided when I was watching a horror movie in the middle of the night and my daughter woke up and wandered downstairs and I look up and I see this scary little kid standing in the dark and we BOTH started screaming lol lol good times😂😂💖

  • @jesslauren8031
    @jesslauren8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first one when the mother said the friend would never do such a thing, I smiled at that. Cus sometimes, that would be be, look all innocent but is actually quite corrupt.

  • @redwhiteandbluebonnets8180
    @redwhiteandbluebonnets8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:28 "I can't give you back your virginity, but at least you still have the box I came in. It. It came in. Freudian slip."

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i made them take a shower
    with socks on

    • @RandomTrinidadian
      @RandomTrinidadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh thats evil

    • @_JustAnotherKid__
      @_JustAnotherKid__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #SockGang (after clicking this I only meant Grian wise -_-)

    • @unknown-dq6df
      @unknown-dq6df 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made them take a shower
      At a work camp

    • @Luziemagick
      @Luziemagick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinky you

  • @joshuagarcia5822
    @joshuagarcia5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    23:34 Really?! Nothing?! 🤣🤣

  • @Mr.Classic287
    @Mr.Classic287 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A shot story I have is that a cranky old neighbor thought it would be a good idea to yell profanities at me and my brother. We were rather young but we knew what he was saying and what it meant. We were not having it. Instead of telling our parents we made a series of snowballs will small rocks inside. We cracked a window and when he tried to open one of them while me and my brother were watching through the window it shattered while he opened it. This was a really long time ago. Still don’t feel guilty!

  • @alyssamorgan747
    @alyssamorgan747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had gotten my own revenge without having to raise a single hand. Back in seventh grade, during a warm day when we were leaving the cafeteria and heading to the other side of the school, via a path outside when someone purposely tripped me and I bashed my knees good into the sidewalk. Everyone laughed at me as I limped to the health room alone and bleeding pretty badly from my knees. Turns out that my right knee had taken a pretty bad blow and I had to wear bandages around my knee for like a month; having to change them out three times a day. My revenge was simple, I did the afternoon change in class as I wasn't allowed to leave, so I ended up grossing out everyone with the blood and puss. I still have that scar, even after twenty-four years.

  • @potatokitty
    @potatokitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Santa story is poetic.

  • @IR088Y
    @IR088Y 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:38 aaww this story makes me wish I could be back in the first grade again lol

  • @ph03nix7331
    @ph03nix7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well....my father was absent for 37 years, and I found him. Gave him a chance to see how well I'm doing (i.e. inviting him out to my place, treating him to dinners, etc.), and then I ghosted him....scumbag, hopefully he realizes how it feels; "daddy issues oblitherated"

  • @HighLordBaron
    @HighLordBaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Capsicum extract, huh? Still got of way to easy with this.....

  • @Reediscoolig
    @Reediscoolig 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cigar one in their death bed there gonna ask where’s my cigarettes

  • @badcoyote3373
    @badcoyote3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:34 that sounds a lot like bs

  • @myself-cs5fr
    @myself-cs5fr หลายเดือนก่อน

    An entitled gf ghosted me to be with the brother of my brother's fiancee. I got back at them both by leaving them have each other LOL Didn't last long and they argued constantly about why he didn't treat her as well as I had. Now she's older and her looks (her only appeal at the time) are long gone

  • @shane_7even_ten569
    @shane_7even_ten569 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Threatening to punch my mom is a declaration of all out war, ain’t nothing covert about to happen.

  • @rand0mfand0msimin
    @rand0mfand0msimin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    24:02 what is this heathers is that you Veronica?

  • @thesleeplessone6971
    @thesleeplessone6971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I need to know how 32:15 ended

  • @Feimicha
    @Feimicha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:40 Dang, that’s really screwed up. I have no clue whether to approve or stare in absolute shock

  • @madelineu7971
    @madelineu7971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the way this robot voice says “poop”.

  • @TheGrungy1
    @TheGrungy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The local police department harassed me for about 2 years. So after learning what happens when happens when you put steal in bleach. (It rusts fast) I used 3 gallons of ultra strong bleach. To add to the gas tanks of the town cop cars. It fucked those cars up.

    • @Astronimus123
      @Astronimus123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best not to post about it online. The police could EASILY track you down and arrest you.

  • @elisonholace4033
    @elisonholace4033 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember when i was in the 3rd grade there was this kid who was always a little shit to me. Picked on me, made up stupid lies all the typical kid bully stuff. Never hit me though cause I'm pretty sure he thought my dad was scary. So one day after our class had taken a test and everyone was passing theirs up i snuck his into my bag. Teacher wasn't looking and my desk was in the middle of our row so plenty of coverage.
    Now this kid had a habit of just not handing normal shit in on occasion so i assume the teacher thought this was the case & it was her last straw. I heard from another classmate who was at his house she called his parents to discuss the missing assignments and test.
    He apparently admitted to the missing homework/classwork but swore up and down he took the test, nobody believed him. Dude got grounded for a month. And, because our teacher was either a saint or really didn't wanna chance him failing & being in her class again, he got the "opportunity" to redo all his missing work including the test.
    The straw that broke my back? Little shit said my favorite show was dumb. Little me had weird ass boundaries 🤣.