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  • @ladyren1575
    @ladyren1575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7145

    "What's your silliest dream?"
    "When I was a child, I wanted to be an adult."
    *I feel you man. I really do.*

  • @badududu6368
    @badududu6368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5796

    What's the worst feeling:
    Having that mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs

    • @zal1079
      @zal1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I totally felt it..😱

    • @no_one171
      @no_one171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lol.I have stairs in my school.

    • @mnm9771
      @mnm9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I thought this comment said it was made 46 years ago 😅

    • @shorabhossainjamil6428
      @shorabhossainjamil6428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yesterday In 25th Feb My friend pooped out of nowhere yelling “HIIIIIII”
      It was so close to a Normal heart Attack then a mini heart Attack

    • @FirstnameLastname-kr4pn
      @FirstnameLastname-kr4pn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When it’s 12:37 and homework was due at 11:59

  • @jmnimbus
    @jmnimbus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3462

    "do men still open car doors?"
    "how do you think we get inside?"
    I mean he's not wrong

    • @alexsabrinathrockmorton2665
      @alexsabrinathrockmorton2665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YMN Hobi he meant do men open car doors for girls an

    • @alexsabrinathrockmorton2665
      @alexsabrinathrockmorton2665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Y more sorry it’s to texts

    • @pkdurmumfool1
      @pkdurmumfool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Um clearly we jump in through the window

    • @GamingSpiral
      @GamingSpiral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      pkdurmumfool1 that’s what I was gonna say, either that or we climb in the sun roof or whatever the frick it’s called

    • @softtea350
      @softtea350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ima make it 200 like because why not?

  • @ruthie1562
    @ruthie1562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    “What’s worse than a heartbreak”
    When you wake in the morning to see you phone didn’t get charged throughout the night 😂

    • @triplets4881
      @triplets4881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rutu Shah I agree

    • @lady_lexi_
      @lady_lexi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I have had this happen to me so many times. Ugh!

    • @vivianebunam2668
      @vivianebunam2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So true 👍

    • @shakz5802
      @shakz5802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You shouldn’t charge your phone throughout the night...

    • @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500
      @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can agree ......
      3-4 days before my tablet was at 2% so I connected it with the charger . After 2 hours I had my e -class and the tablet hadn't chargerd . I had to attend my class when my tablet was charging 😂

  • @eveliensips2338
    @eveliensips2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Frick this, I will now forever be wondering if I have ever bought milk from the same cow twice.....

    • @alefiyajamali6604
      @alefiyajamali6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or eaten cheese/butter/milk products made from the milk of the same cow twice.

    • @huskiesarethebest1142
      @huskiesarethebest1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you buy milk from the same farm/brand. There is a big chance you did but at the Same time its impossible. Because after milking a cow the milk gets mixed together with other milk from different cows. So you there is a big chance you bought milk from the same cow but the quantity of it might be a drop or half a cup. So the correct question is, have you bought milk from same multiple cows than the answer is Yes, yes you have.

    • @KuroDeku
      @KuroDeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@huskiesarethebest1142 _KUSO!!!!!_

    • @akt3037
      @akt3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit-

    • @jenayajackson2912
      @jenayajackson2912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always wonder if when I get chicken were they a family

  • @annabelleharvey6730
    @annabelleharvey6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    no, im just single, doesnt mean im depressed, or in love, in fact it probably means that im not in love, and im perfectly fine like i am

    • @emmawilson1352
      @emmawilson1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Single Pringle gang

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      People who hate being single tend to assume that everyone else who are single must only be single, because they can't find a relationship, lol. Someone should explain to them, that humans aren't identically-programmed drones xP.

    • @xyz8206
      @xyz8206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True bruh

    • @annabelleharvey6730
      @annabelleharvey6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wow this might be the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment XD

    • @gustavocastro4313
      @gustavocastro4313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, me too!!

  • @cultcity
    @cultcity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5885

    “what’s worse than a heartbreak?”
    me: *biting something hard when your chewing something soft*

  • @oswald0106
    @oswald0106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    'Stepping on dog's tail and cant explain that u regret it'
    is truly a bad feeling.

    • @croissant3624
      @croissant3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For me, it's when I step on my cat's tail or paw by accident 😭

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SunflowerCookie when I step on my cat’s paw/tail by accident she suddenly goes from cozy bebe to serial killer within 0.000001 seconds

    • @shanirossouw8949
      @shanirossouw8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When the ears go down and the tail in between the legs u know it's bad😥

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I sat on my cat.

    • @paulflint6254
      @paulflint6254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you've not sat on a cat you never had one

  • @legorocks9737
    @legorocks9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    Someone: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one,
    Reply: Yeah break their bones, they have 206 of them!!!

    • @manalfattima5404
      @manalfattima5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol 🤣🤣🤟

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice profile pic, Reyna is awesome

    • @KirbyNati
      @KirbyNati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fueledbypaintwater thats literally what i was going to say

    • @emeraldlily673
      @emeraldlily673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or break 103 of them. (Anyone get it...just me ok...)

    • @silenaiscuteaf8825
      @silenaiscuteaf8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My fave girl reyna 💙

  • @trigerhappy6611
    @trigerhappy6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    “What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?”
    That my teachers were good at their job

    • @nonotdrschwa5677
      @nonotdrschwa5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Efren Rios lmao how much do you pay someone to be that dumb

    • @timehunter9467
      @timehunter9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Having a stupid teacher is better than leaving school and finding out one was sent to jail for 14 years for abusing students.

    • @oliviagudaz
      @oliviagudaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      All right that’s rude teachers do so much for us and take time outta there day for us, so show some respect

    • @kingdomgorillastudios983
      @kingdomgorillastudios983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oliviagudaz Shut up! 90% of all teachers today are sjw agenda pushing jackasses that wouldn't know how to teach something legit to save their lives. So I will start showing respect again when they start teaching valuable curriculum again. Smh.

    • @oliviagudaz
      @oliviagudaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingdomgorillastudios983 u shut up ur probably like 7 yrs old

  • @rkkvraj7846
    @rkkvraj7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6482

    If I got a $1 everytime I was sarcastic I would be a millionaire 😂😂

    • @kyote1089
      @kyote1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      I'd be a billionaire!

    • @FunnyPig
      @FunnyPig  5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      😅😅

    • @fa5353
      @fa5353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Not pinned anymore

    • @rkkvraj7846
      @rkkvraj7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@fa5353 yeah.....

    • @kiwi5359
      @kiwi5359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh haha very funny

  • @cocoadonut1817
    @cocoadonut1817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "you are the cutest tennis ball I've ever seen" XD litterally dying inside

  • @stefarnaby588
    @stefarnaby588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    What’s worse than a heartbreak
    WhEn Ya sAy a JOKE aNd nO One GeTs IT😢😭🥺

    • @moonxiis
      @moonxiis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When you tell a joke and no one laughed but you

    • @pfftthatscrazy
      @pfftthatscrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happened WAY too many times for me...

    • @studiousboy644
      @studiousboy644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pfftthatscrazy
      Oh that's just because weebs aren't funny.

    • @pfftthatscrazy
      @pfftthatscrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@studiousboy644 No. Just cause I like anime doesn't mean I'm not funny.

    • @fantasia3991
      @fantasia3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or when you do a joke out of nowhere and nobody listened to you.

  • @harleylestrange7395
    @harleylestrange7395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    What can be worse than a broken heart?
    Easy:
    The moment you step on Lego or the moment you sleeves fall down while you're still washing your hands!

    • @florxiianquit9183
      @florxiianquit9183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikrr

    • @mooriecesalty
      @mooriecesalty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither of those bother me. Can you explain what it feels like to you?

    • @katturman
      @katturman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mooriecesalty your sleeves are now wet. the rest of the day you will have cold, wet, soggy, sleeves and you look like an idiot. your hands are always cold because you sleeves are now wet. the wet sleeves keep making your hand wet and cold.

    • @mooriecesalty
      @mooriecesalty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katturman My hands are always cold with dry sleeves too.

    • @Eeveeismypatronas
      @Eeveeismypatronas ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is why I don't wear long sleeved shirts/long sleeved dresses.

  • @sherkhan7615
    @sherkhan7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child? "
    Me: hmm....when I was in school I thought education would be over after high school and I could sleep and wake up whenever I wanted **I was dead wrong**

    • @spensanightshade4899
      @spensanightshade4899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sher Khan oh my gawd that’s hella relatable😂

    • @insanelyawesam1420
      @insanelyawesam1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated!
      Highly relatable!

    • @spensanightshade4899
      @spensanightshade4899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sanr10_lover dude she was a kid! Stop making a fool out of urself in the reply section.

    • @reynakondaveeti8346
      @reynakondaveeti8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I’m still in school and I know that you can’t lol. Well my mom can, she only works an afternoon job

    • @arise6616
      @arise6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Highly relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂when my sis told me about the studies after high schools my mind blacked out 😂😂😂

  • @yoonjishotwig2865
    @yoonjishotwig2865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    Y'know when childhood is over?
    When you can finally understand Squidward

    • @tumblrcat5325
      @tumblrcat5325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      oh gosh. my childhood was short af.

    • @itacurno5891
      @itacurno5891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      then mine is short

    • @ayushthapa3220
      @ayushthapa3220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Haha..

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@itacurno5891
      My childhood is very long.
      But an uneventful one.

    • @parechu2
      @parechu2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mine is shorttttt

  • @bweinberg4165
    @bweinberg4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "What's worse than a heartbreak?"
    Stepping on a lego

    • @mr.icyfrostchill8243
      @mr.icyfrostchill8243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to feel the pain too but my room is always clean

    • @reynakondaveeti8346
      @reynakondaveeti8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally the worst especially when you’re trying to sneak downstairs for a midnight snack and trying not to wake your parents

    • @nickandjudy1693
      @nickandjudy1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My reaction 😥😨😰😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @percyph3420
    @percyph3420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I felt that second pic
    lol 😂
    When your mom tell your classmates secrets about you..

  • @Kat-fj5mr
    @Kat-fj5mr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "What could be worse than a heart break?"
    STUBBING YOUR TOE AT 2 AM TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 😂

    • @sincerelymason
      @sincerelymason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya know what’s worse?
      me

    • @The2012Marshy
      @The2012Marshy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or finding that one nail from the floor board when going to the toilet at 2am.. 🙈

    • @vijaychn
      @vijaychn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Me literally wheezing*

    • @lephantm1920
      @lephantm1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And trying to get food downstairs while not making a sound but hit your foot and almost fall down the stairs.

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Going to the store to buy scissors as you need scissors to cut something out of tight wrapping plastic. You buy the scissors, wait inline, drive home and remove from bag. Scissors are wrapped in tight wrapping plastic and you need a pair of scissors to get them out.

  • @Lean__enthusiast
    @Lean__enthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Do men still open car doors
    How do you think we get inside
    The sunroof

    • @gldenlarrie4342
      @gldenlarrie4342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh my brother just gets in from smashing the window open and climbing inside. So does my dad. Let's just say that he has to fix his windows quite often

    • @Lean__enthusiast
      @Lean__enthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OneDirectionLivesOn ! You sure he’s your brother/dad haha

    • @BabycakesJade
      @BabycakesJade 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lean__enthusiast you disguised as sans the skeleton

    • @karlarowlette3938
      @karlarowlette3938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for a laugh😂😂

    • @justsomerandombananawithin3705
      @justsomerandombananawithin3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually I get in through the boot

  • @firstnamelastname3507
    @firstnamelastname3507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "My brother used to practice WWE moves on me."
    I felt that 😔, my brother did the same

    • @FunnyPig
      @FunnyPig  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂

    • @DT-fd7bj
      @DT-fd7bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same and I had a sprained neck from that lol

    • @destulderece2982
      @destulderece2982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      attitude adjustment, rko :))

    • @anja6983
      @anja6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would call it a free self defense class...

    • @honeymoongacha2401
      @honeymoongacha2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My brpther still does that😅😅

  • @vallie_val3358
    @vallie_val3358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    "What can be worse than a heart break?"
    Wearing size 13 Nikes
    But I had a heart br-
    Shhhh *MENS SIZE NIKES*

    • @vallie_val3358
      @vallie_val3358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BrightFemurz duh I know I just brung it up I have almost every social media app you can think of

    • @vallie_val3358
      @vallie_val3358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @HyperStarz • 💀 I cant it's like i see you everywhere 😂🤣

    • @lildarian
      @lildarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me As in ‘Me’ wait it did? hcudcnundusidnnejiadnuescdsjicthatmakesmeanormiemsosmsosmaoamaojwkdmgofk

    • @vallie_val3358
      @vallie_val3358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iivclq bc I said I wanted to bring it back😆

    • @nikazadnek6299
      @nikazadnek6299 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vallie_val3358 brought*

  • @tescos.finest
    @tescos.finest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    4:56 the person who 'squashed a pidgeon' I almost died😂

    • @FunnyPig
      @FunnyPig  5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂🤣 Poor him

    • @Dඩී
      @Dඩී 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was my fav one too😁

    • @raeshavalta2898
      @raeshavalta2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was pretty funny lol. I figured he meant the cookie but I'm sure lots of people assumed he meant the pigeon. XD

    • @kathy8340
      @kathy8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed for a full minute on that one 😂😂😂

  • @lauranunes9514
    @lauranunes9514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Girl: what could stop me from going out?
    Him: You *ANKLET*
    Me: *LOL*

  • @happysquare8045
    @happysquare8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "What's worse than a heartbreak"
    Getting really into a new show and then finding out it was cancelled

  • @antoniacalderon2257
    @antoniacalderon2257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Chandler Bing would be a billionaire if he got at least $1 for every sarcastic joke he made 😄

    • @karma8395
      @karma8395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Antonia Calderon
      Only 21 likes
      Not fair
      😂
      U should got like a million

    • @Mythical4227
      @Mythical4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There is a comment right above yours from a day more ago that has the same plot. With 1k likes... I would like to say this seems inspired. XD

    • @alannatm2766
      @alannatm2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correction: 1¢

    • @ThisReynaRose
      @ThisReynaRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *F R I E N D S*
      Guess I'm BingWatching Friends tonight

    • @sarthaksharma5936
      @sarthaksharma5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well.... He's still a millionaire and your sarcasm isn't getting you anywhere

  • @Trackrace29582
    @Trackrace29582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    The Latina going to the beach one. Almost every Latin countries has a beach

    • @dimesjustforsmiles6082
      @dimesjustforsmiles6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what I said when I seen the photo lmao

    • @eggthetalonflame1453
      @eggthetalonflame1453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you mean Latin American countries because if you say Latin your including Portugal,Spain,France and Italy and Romania

    • @nikkireeder3787
      @nikkireeder3787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@eggthetalonflame1453 Still counts

    • @eggthetalonflame1453
      @eggthetalonflame1453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikkireeder3787 I know.

    • @Trackrace29582
      @Trackrace29582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      EggTheTalonflame 145 Portugal France Romania Italy Spain etc all have beaches. My point still stands

  • @j01in66
    @j01in66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    0:13 the hand looks like it’s going through the body

    • @eduardorodriguez7778
      @eduardorodriguez7778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yo omg i just noticed 😂

    • @j01in66
      @j01in66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Moonlight Wolfie lol 😂

    • @ptyg
      @ptyg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Summer_Crystals 😂

    • @j01in66
      @j01in66 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fluffy Bazooka hehe 😜

    • @sumarasaeed2725
      @sumarasaeed2725 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Summer_Crystals Heha

  • @vivianrachih6397
    @vivianrachih6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    .
    Them: Whats Worse then a heartbreak?
    Me: Stubbing your toe when your on your period.

    • @FunnyPig
      @FunnyPig  5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ouch!

    • @leiliabug5240
      @leiliabug5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I hear you. Especially if you're really hungry and it's in the morning...

    • @lunawolfe5185
      @lunawolfe5185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Vivian Rachih no sneezing when you're on your period

    • @spmfoonl
      @spmfoonl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Waking up during surgery, maybe? Idk owo

    • @miserquemiguel2144
      @miserquemiguel2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Men will never understand that pain 😬 yikes!

  • @lunawolfe5185
    @lunawolfe5185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    0:16 I hate when people post shit like that literally no one said you can't go to the beach Jennifer

  • @Elchan555
    @Elchan555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "What was the dumbest thing you believed when you was a child?"
    Me: I belived that the capital of England was Paris.😂😂😅

    • @raeshavalta2898
      @raeshavalta2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For me: Happily Ever After... Thanks a lot, Disney....

    • @12cents28
      @12cents28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is Paris, duh

    • @simsiaanne3692
      @simsiaanne3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't worry, I know some people who live in Wales and thought England was in London , smh

    • @Mahi-vu6lm
      @Mahi-vu6lm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol😂😂

  • @RadarTheBrave
    @RadarTheBrave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    *what can be worse then a broken heart?*
    Me: When you accidentally kill your minecraft dog

    • @meadowrose2702
      @meadowrose2702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Rip Max hit with brand new diamond sword after a battle

    • @ayana8493
      @ayana8493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No
      My face
      It’s ugly af

    • @mightbeunconvivial
      @mightbeunconvivial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same thing...

    • @doireannlynch
      @doireannlynch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your grades

    • @sadpeppapig8274
      @sadpeppapig8274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chloe Jones no it’s.....
      Periods

  • @testinghikarip8213
    @testinghikarip8213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "But Moooom!"
    Me: *sees it's a boy* NANI

    • @lmAngie
      @lmAngie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes?

    • @testinghikarip8213
      @testinghikarip8213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow wasn’t expecting someone named Nani to show up xD

    • @lmAngie
      @lmAngie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@testinghikarip8213 xDD

    • @Damianizthebest998
      @Damianizthebest998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nuko Studios maybe a gay couple adopted him

  • @prashantverma6677
    @prashantverma6677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "what's worse than a heart break"
    putting charging port into the phone and leaving and later on discovering that switch was off.

  • @kristinacasandravallejo3825
    @kristinacasandravallejo3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What's worst than a heartbreak?
    Me:Calling your teacher 'mom' 😂

  • @farhanlabib3886
    @farhanlabib3886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    9:00 that feeling of being dumbest when even the Oxford can't resist to mock you.....

    • @raeshavalta2898
      @raeshavalta2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Yo Verveine-Arsenic That's even funnier!

    • @man_fakir
      @man_fakir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Yo Verveine-Arsenic if they read this, you'll probably be invited to attend their university too...

    • @juliansanchezharris5773
      @juliansanchezharris5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@man_fakir Haha IKR??

    • @nieczerwony
      @nieczerwony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would just answers because you are getting older and your uncle is getting younger.

    • @edp-3399
      @edp-3399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My god that guy is dumb

  • @gracie-kk4gw
    @gracie-kk4gw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    “if youre single youre either
    1.stuck on an ex
    2.chasing someone whos taken
    3.ignoring someone who wants you”
    2&3 seem about right

    • @Cheryskul
      @Cheryskul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or I want to focus on me?

    • @kaystop__6978
      @kaystop__6978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spicy Kakashi nahhg

    • @robertvt2709
      @robertvt2709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm just ugly...
      Turbo virgin for the win👌🏻

    • @kabigailt
      @kabigailt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Actually none of these.

    • @haechannahceah5686
      @haechannahceah5686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or have to high expectations cause ok kpop... Also Armyy

  • @kyote1089
    @kyote1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This was so AWESOME, I can't even pick one favourite! Sarcasm is the spice of life! 💖

  • @ironicGlowstonEGeneticS
    @ironicGlowstonEGeneticS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was literally thinking " why, what did that pigeon do to you ☹" 😂

  • @julianterranova4697
    @julianterranova4697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "How France celebrated after winning the world cup" the comment made me laugh out loud! 7:41

  • @FullTimeSpaceCadet
    @FullTimeSpaceCadet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Wizard" (in China or Korea I forgot) is a legend that people that turn 30 who've been alone for those years will turn into wizards. So that's what the guy in the post meant by "I'm a wizard" and how he'll become a super wizard in 7 years.

  • @blessyyy4913
    @blessyyy4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "when does childhood end"
    When you stop arguing and just let them be wrong

  • @butterflykisses1984
    @butterflykisses1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    9:02 when that person was 10, their uncle was 50 and 5 times older than them.🤯

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When that person was 1 yo, their uncle was 41 and 41 times older than them.
      When that person was 1 month old, their uncle was 480 months old, so 480 times older than them.
      I hate you for make me type this.

    • @butterflykisses1984
      @butterflykisses1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3 years ago I was 34 and half my mom's age.

  • @rileyhanson7947
    @rileyhanson7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Pro tip: if you step on your dogs tail, just keep cuddling and kissing them. When puppies hurt each other they do this, and therefore your dog will know you’re sorry.

    • @Blacksheeped0001
      @Blacksheeped0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks brother, I needed this very much.

  • @FrankiesFancy
    @FrankiesFancy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one with the spider in the car killed me! The best! And the skeleton with the cat on it's lap...yeah, know that one quite well...

  • @andrewsercer9538
    @andrewsercer9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "When does childhood end?" or whatever that question was ...
    "When going to sleep feels like a gift rather than punishment"
    That was a really good answer. Like, wow.
    Maybe not entirely accurate, but still, great.

  • @queennixx4798
    @queennixx4798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You are about the cutest tennis ball I have ever seen 😂😂😂😃😃

  • @ivonnemeza9306
    @ivonnemeza9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "What are you thinking about now ?"
    "If I ever bought milk from the same cow ?"
    Me :yep and if I let my brother inside the house 😂

  • @Bharataurhum
    @Bharataurhum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my! I laughed so hard🤣 thank you for posting. People do ask the strangest questions!!

  • @atindesantos4568
    @atindesantos4568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *what can be worse than a broken heart?*
    When you rich the highest level on a game,but your mom deleted it

    • @raeshavalta2898
      @raeshavalta2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me it's when my console got the red light of death & all my saves to all my games were just gone...... I've upgraded since then though so the broken heart doesn't come from gaming anymore.... Just irl men & I'd rather go back to the video game npc men instead. :D

    • @heatherlowe7330
      @heatherlowe7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spent all day playing the Nintendo with Dad and finally, FINALLY, beat the stupid castle-then forgot to save 😱😭

  • @bigperm2698
    @bigperm2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    'What's worse than a heart break"
    Running barefoot and stepping on a Lego.

  • @thatonebaguette798
    @thatonebaguette798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Person: what’s worst than a broken heart
    Me: NO WIFI

    • @scp096-b2
      @scp096-b2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lowbattery 1% worst

    • @raeshavalta2898
      @raeshavalta2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scp096-b2 Not at home when you forget to bring your purse/wallet & no charger at 1% low battery....

    • @rockylmaoo7531
      @rockylmaoo7531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel you...

    • @Abbie_Lycan
      @Abbie_Lycan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me, who has data: wow, can't imagine

    • @AsiccAP
      @AsiccAP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      incorrect
      it's when it says "connected, but no internet"

  • @squishytan7
    @squishytan7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:14
    "I'm 5'0 and he's 6'1"
    "You are in a long distance relationship"

  • @225kristent
    @225kristent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol oh man, they have the type of humor I wish I had! I usually think of smartass comments AGES after the situation

  • @framescantalk6243
    @framescantalk6243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:35 Absolute gold 👌

  • @TheArchie1120
    @TheArchie1120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I wish there is a laugh button here😂😂😂

  • @smarthydra061
    @smarthydra061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg lol😂😂😂
    The people who came up with these responses are freaking awesome! 😂😂😂

  • @sakuchania6288
    @sakuchania6288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    what's you're silliest dream?
    wheni was a child i wanted to be an adult,and now when i am an adult i wanted to be a child again

    • @ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz
      @ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? Everyone's gotta grow up and mature, you know. Please don't be like Peter Pan. 🙏🏽

  • @windalooman
    @windalooman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is awesome compilation. Some parts are very funny and some are smart, I love it.

  • @itzmaster5119
    @itzmaster5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Girl: The worst pain is giving birth
    Boy: The worst pain is scooter to the ankle
    Me: *The worst pain is biting your tongue on accident*
    Edit:thx for the likes can y’all follow my Tiktok real quick master_senpai thx 🙏

    • @itzmaster5119
      @itzmaster5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hot and young Not like all the boys and girls I was saying like one boy and girl if it were all girls and boys it will be girls or boys btw I’m a boy

    • @user-vf4gf7le9e
      @user-vf4gf7le9e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't you guys know what circumcision is?
      It hurts a lot as a boy....

    • @Randomperson-uu8dz
      @Randomperson-uu8dz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fercel Solis don’t u get it as a newborn

    • @coolstar-tm9os
      @coolstar-tm9os 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No the worst pain is your Minecraft dog DIEING!

    • @agricolaregs
      @agricolaregs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fercel Solis probably worse as a girl. They cut off the labia and any visible clit and see up a small hole to bleed for.

  • @adriunreal
    @adriunreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    9:00
    Me: *THE FU-*
    *Oxford University* : Shh- this is a genius!
    Me: 0_0

    • @dbongoloid9541
      @dbongoloid9541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its just a paradox of how numbers work, they will always be 40 years apart, and since no one can ever grow more than 1 year in a years time its not about multiplication. Its addition. So while his uncle has been alive 3 times as long as him, he is only 40 years older. Its confusing to explain at 3 in the morning.

  • @blakekoitka972
    @blakekoitka972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “What could stop me from going out?”
    Your anklet
    😯

  • @shaistaqasim123
    @shaistaqasim123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "What can be worse that a broken heart"?
    When you accidentally sleep on slime.
    Im serious

    • @yee9292
      @yee9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes 🤣

    • @raeshavalta2898
      @raeshavalta2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eww.... I don't even want to know... Say hi to Slimer for me! ;)

    • @sierran.8132
      @sierran.8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did this once... my hair is 4 inches shorter now.....

    • @Bubukat7777
      @Bubukat7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...how in the hell???

  • @reynakondaveeti8346
    @reynakondaveeti8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “What’s worse than a breakup?”
    Being rickrolled by a gosh dang chips ad for like the 23rd time

  • @91rummy
    @91rummy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the funniest collections I watched lately..

  • @firequeen4827
    @firequeen4827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "What's worse then a broken heart"
    Me:no food in the fridge :(

  • @marij8099
    @marij8099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    1:01 she also has a personal stylist unlike 90 percent of us
    3:22 ur inaccurate I'm single bcuz I don't have time for the DRAMA

  • @amazingyoutubeninja2566
    @amazingyoutubeninja2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What's worse than having a heartbreak?"
    My mom seeing my report card 😂

  • @noneyabusiness9570
    @noneyabusiness9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah, the wonderful amount of amazing smart-assery in the 🌎 Love it 🤣

  • @Laeadern
    @Laeadern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys always give me a nice laugh...thanks.

    • @FunnyPig
      @FunnyPig  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad u like it 🥰

  • @ashlymenard5780
    @ashlymenard5780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Gotta love sarcasm!

  • @-marsey-240
    @-marsey-240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "When is your childhood over?"
    When the villians become relatable asf.
    ...My childhood has been over for 6 years.
    ...im 13.

  • @Ninja04051
    @Ninja04051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Michaelangelo being with Ninja turtles reference was so funny 😹

  • @mosart7025
    @mosart7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your cat is leaking! Absolutely perfect!

  • @dr.gagandeepchawla941
    @dr.gagandeepchawla941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's worse than a heart break
    When u tell a joke to your parents but after that they say " GO AND STUDY " 😂😂😂

  • @vornamenachname989
    @vornamenachname989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Be carefull who you call ugly in middle school..."
    Wear no makeup and I wouldn't change my mind.

  • @muslimachowdhury7165
    @muslimachowdhury7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first one is just smart as heck😂😂😂

  • @deerlalake
    @deerlalake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this channel so much! I really love watching your videos, they make me laugh, smile, or sometimes cry on the the sad ones! Keep up the amazing work! 💜

    • @FunnyPig
      @FunnyPig  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TankQ so much 🥰

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow the video was actually funny AND had pretty decent music. I was beginning to think it wasn't possible.

  • @Swanicorn
    @Swanicorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I appreciate the timer in the top right. I know if I need to pause to read. On other videos I always have anxiety of it going too fast.

  • @ZeroStarOcean
    @ZeroStarOcean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    #18 also when you step on your dog's paw, start rubbing it saying "sorry, I'm so sorry" and they just look at you like "are you sorry? If you loved me you wouldn't have stepped in me in the first place".

    • @potatosack7492
      @potatosack7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love your pfp

    • @heatherlowe7330
      @heatherlowe7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then you spend all day trying to win back their love even thought they never stopped in the first place 😂 I've done that

  • @undeniablystupid3849
    @undeniablystupid3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    6:26 if that were real my childhood would've eneded when I was six

    • @nieczerwony
      @nieczerwony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow! Nie you can also join university.

  • @xiaomao8132
    @xiaomao8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oof that thumbnail is everything keep it up bud!

    • @FunnyPig
      @FunnyPig  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🥰🥰

  • @aaannngggiiieeee
    @aaannngggiiieeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What's worse than a heartbreak "
    Getting ready and stepping on that one Lego that was in the same spot of 4 years

  • @ziptionroseperfect1249
    @ziptionroseperfect1249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Are u driving a washing machine... Lmao y'all evil AF

  • @yashvimaram2059
    @yashvimaram2059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What's worse than a heartbreak?"
    Sneezing during your period.

  • @vinissues4634
    @vinissues4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:30 that one killed me 🤭🤭🤭

  • @sarahabeid2432
    @sarahabeid2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your cat is leaking,🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aravindan8156
    @aravindan8156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What can be worse than a heartbreak ?
    When you break your iPhone and realise that you have no more kidneys left to sell...

  • @miserquemiguel2144
    @miserquemiguel2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:25 this had laughing for 10 minutes 😆

  • @xstrawberrylemondreamzx4532
    @xstrawberrylemondreamzx4532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When they said that kim kardashian and kayne wests daughter has better taste than 90% of us that got me so mad RN...!

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every so often the rich people want to remind us all that they are rich.

  • @hanielamorim9915
    @hanielamorim9915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Do men still open doors"
    No, now we teleport in

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My friend lives feet away from me in my dorm room and I haven't seen them for days if your really friends you'll stay friends regardless of distance or time

  • @8698gil
    @8698gil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best "spot on" sarcastic comment: "There is nothing better than being more attractive than your ex's new girlfriend"
    "The fact that he needs something more than good looks means that you taught him an important lesson."
    That was classic. I was rofl when I read it.

  • @allyjh2
    @allyjh2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To be honest I didn't notice it actually sounded like you squashed the pigeon but when I read your reply and read the first statement again..I couldn't do more but laugh😂😂😂😂4:48

  • @lillaw5257
    @lillaw5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:30 so I got mature when I was 10. Epic.

    • @xferal_rat
      @xferal_rat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I became mature at 7 😂

  • @Keko.42
    @Keko.42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    6:24 when the priest isn't interested in you anymore

  • @doggypi1532
    @doggypi1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When would you know you're an adult? ...
    When you start wishing you could go back to being a kid again~

  • @Finnec123
    @Finnec123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, TankQ! Really made me laugh!

  • @universenature7497
    @universenature7497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    1:19 we break the windows
    Also heart me pls im sad