"Tears of the kingdom sucks because tutorial is too hard!"

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  • Another bad zelda review! Sorry for the buzzing audio. I had already edited the video when I realized it was there and spent too long on it to not upload

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  • @Geilolp.
    @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว +57

    4:03 omg stop fucking milking that joke like you milk satire reviews (totk copied fortnite cough cough), he moved the camera around to prove he owns the game and this is not just a photo he downloaded or a video

    • @sneakycacti
      @sneakycacti  ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Tbh I think this comment is bland boring and uninspiring and overall just lacking in luster!

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sneakycacti you really think your bland, boring, uninspiring, and overall just lacking in luster comedy is gonna nullify with my comment huh? Get a life that is better than this because your content is: bland, boring, uninspiring, unoriginal, and overall just lacking in luster

    • @giovelazquez8872
      @giovelazquez8872 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sneakycacti lol

    • @Jordan-bp4ki
      @Jordan-bp4ki ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@sneakycacti I agree

    • @egg.6223
      @egg.6223 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like u have a skill issue

  • @pepper1462
    @pepper1462 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The funny thing is he didn’t get a single ability yet from the game play he showed

    • @Horriblegarbage4516
      @Horriblegarbage4516 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not even ultrahand

    • @iballisticbee2285
      @iballisticbee2285 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “No humanoid biological enemies” maybe you would find them after getting out of the fucking tutorial

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because goat daddy didn't drag him to the shrine. He had to walk there himself.

  • @datdawg59
    @datdawg59 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Bro I noticed he doesnt even have ultrahand, the first ability you get.
    He played all day, and didnt get something that takes 45 minutes MAX to get.
    He uploaded a video where he played more and changed his mind

    • @masterrico_143
      @masterrico_143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i explored the whole map and got the full archaic stuff and almost got to all 3 other shrines before i went and actually progressed

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io ปีที่แล้ว

      *SKILL ISSUE*

    • @funnymonkey3961
      @funnymonkey3961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude this guy is so utterly incompetent at games, there’s no way he actually played Eldin ring right? You can’t play angry birds and candy crush a few times and then call yourself a gamer and an “avid fan” of every gaming series. Also notice that he clearly doesn’t know about dodge jumping and flurry rush and stuff like that WHICH WAS IN BREATH OF THE WILD! A game he also supposedly played, so did he just buy breath of the wild to look at the graphics stab a few bokos and quit before even leaving the great plateau?

    • @redstonewarrior0152
      @redstonewarrior0152 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bet you can get ultrahand in 5 minutes if you straight booked it for the ultrahand shrine.

    • @datdawg59
      @datdawg59 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redstonewarrior0152 I'm not sure if you can go there first, but I think it would take a while

  • @wormiathy7644
    @wormiathy7644 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "As an avid fan of zelda I enjoyed the part where my sword got destroyed by big boss man"

    • @flare_king8
      @flare_king8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's how you know he is a fake fan

    • @spelunkymaster
      @spelunkymaster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the big smeckhy man destroyed my long sword

  • @anthonygeist2685
    @anthonygeist2685 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I think it’s funny that he said that the open world is bland but a few minutes later he says he’s still stuck in the tourtourial
    Smh

  • @Unfuuny
    @Unfuuny ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I feel like he played botw for like 30 minutes and now he wants to play Tears of the Kingdom if he would have made it into kakariko vilage he would have known why the "switch" exists and he would have known about the doging and doging combos

    • @Agent_random
      @Agent_random ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair it was only until I was going for every shrine I noticed that there was a tutorial part and had to watch yt to figure it out lol

  • @timothyisstupid
    @timothyisstupid ปีที่แล้ว +167

    The thing about "Link not being able to speak because they didnt want to hire a voice actor"
    He technically already has one, Link hums and makes noise all the time in this game, literally everywhere
    He already has a voice actor, he just DOESNT speak, like most Nintendo Mascots
    Also, about it basically being DLC, that's because it was meant to be originally
    Also aint no way he called the Purah pad the Pudrah pad

    • @bananaman8693
      @bananaman8693 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pudrah pad 💀

    • @DetElliottStabler
      @DetElliottStabler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sheikah Slate

    • @Mastertorch1
      @Mastertorch1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was about to say that about the purah pad

    • @shirrenthewanderer414
      @shirrenthewanderer414 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kirby says Poyo and Hi, and I don't hear anyone complaining about it.

    • @iraplayz5401
      @iraplayz5401 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bananaman8693 translate to English 🤧💀

  • @Bulbmin1
    @Bulbmin1 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It’s funny how 80% of the stuff he says is actually wrong and he would know that if he had enough skill to get past the tutorial
    Like it has a completely different story from any previous Zelda game and has a very different combat style from botw

    • @Mastertorch1
      @Mastertorch1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @dilshansworld495
      @dilshansworld495 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Breath of the wild was my first zelda game and 8 had no issue with it at alll unlike this avid zelda fan whi don't know who ganondorf is

    • @Pigeon_loll
      @Pigeon_loll ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mmm I dont know, as an avid fan of zelda, I feel like your comment is lacking of luster

    • @Bulbmin1
      @Bulbmin1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pigeon_loll I know this is a joke but if I hear the word luster one more time Ima play gta irl

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro no it does not have a completely different combat style, only if you only mechs and robot slave‘s

  • @Manavine
    @Manavine ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hold on.
    He mentioned an impossible game state.
    He mentioned the camera working. You can't do that until after the tutorial.

    • @lilguy7625
      @lilguy7625 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pregame cutscene

    • @giovelazquez8872
      @giovelazquez8872 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilguy7625 yeah true

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@giovelazquez8872 you look like bootleg sneakycacti

  • @N0SK96
    @N0SK96 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “I like fighting living creatures” then he’s definitely not gotten past the tutorial, because you see living things more than the constructs

    • @iballisticbee2285
      @iballisticbee2285 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I bet he’ll complain about the bosses having no commentary, and are anticlimactic. Have you seen ganondorf sir?

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he'd complain about them being to hard.

    • @therealfriday13th
      @therealfriday13th 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...did we play the same game? Because I didn't see a single non-construct enemy until after leaving the sky.
      Note that I specified "enemy". Wildlife are not enemies.

    • @patpat4937
      @patpat4937 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@therealfriday13thyou didn't see a SINGLE BOKO

  • @sirrevirre
    @sirrevirre ปีที่แล้ว +117

    this is a big SKILL ISSUE

    • @g10viwho70
      @g10viwho70 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy is a l bozo

    • @DetElliottStabler
      @DetElliottStabler ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It wasn't even hard except for the shrine for ascend because I couldnt find enough spicy peppers but now I completed the first 2 dungeons and got theaster sword.

    • @Erroro_o
      @Erroro_o ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fax

    • @joylechanceux4805
      @joylechanceux4805 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah like it’s so easy idk why some people are complaining just stop playing this game if you are bad

    • @Joe_334
      @Joe_334 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But, he is a big fan of Legend of Zelda, and just had to play this game.
      Here is proof that he had the game(Shows footage of him still on The Great Sky Island area, lmao!)

  • @surgeseraphim7741
    @surgeseraphim7741 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I like to be mentally challenged"
    "WAAAAAH THE GAME ISNT HOLDING MY HAND, HOW DO I GET TO THE GLOWY GREEN THING"

  • @Dplayz32Games-zt4uz
    @Dplayz32Games-zt4uz ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You can't beat the tutorial without 4 hearts

  • @KingCrinshin2
    @KingCrinshin2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    He doesn't know how to parry side hop or back flip but he played threw botw.

    • @Nuh-uh4242
      @Nuh-uh4242 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he played breath of your mother thats why

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Nuh-uh4242 Bill why must you do this

    • @Nuh-uh4242
      @Nuh-uh4242 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gasterthemaster6490 Y E S

    • @Nuh-uh4242
      @Nuh-uh4242 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gasterthemaster6490 it wasnt a way to insult Crinshan

    • @Johnfuchs-pm5wu
      @Johnfuchs-pm5wu ปีที่แล้ว

      2 words: flurry rush

  • @Glitchesarefun
    @Glitchesarefun ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “I’ve been playing it for a full day and haven’t got off the island yet 💀

    • @cobra14812
      @cobra14812 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didn't even get Ultrahand.

    • @KeinNiemand
      @KeinNiemand ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cobra14812 he probably dosn't know you can climb walls or something stupid like that

    • @wOlP5027
      @wOlP5027 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember when I first played the game I just chilled on the tutorial island for 30 hours

  • @Insert_Name_Here908
    @Insert_Name_Here908 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gotta love how progressive this guy is though. He’s breaking racial stereotypes left and right.
    For example: “All asians are smart”

  • @Manavine
    @Manavine ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm surprised you didn't do a dig at how he supposedly played BotW and yet didn't know how to dodge

    • @sneakycacti
      @sneakycacti  ปีที่แล้ว +22

      well he probably spent his whole time moving his hand around in circles lmfao

    • @Nuh-uh4242
      @Nuh-uh4242 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sneakycacti if i got to touch his switch the first thing i will do is to see how long what game he played and if there is „breath of the wild:played a little time“i will kick the hell out of this abominations ass

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sneakycacti your IQ is literally 0, you still haven’t realized what he was doing

  • @Brizzle12341
    @Brizzle12341 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    6:40 I find this funny because Link does have a voice actor, he just makes random grunts and yells instead of any actual words.
    (Also my guy barely played the tutorial and is complaining about the story despite having unlocked literally none of the memories)

    • @jojorunekris
      @jojorunekris ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The link voice actors does they're job very well

    • @Mastertorch1
      @Mastertorch1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jojorunekris he does

    • @Pigeon_loll
      @Pigeon_loll ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jojorunekris he does it really good

    • @EpicVon2468
      @EpicVon2468 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@jojorunekrisHUP HEP HUP HAAP HUP HEP HAP HUP (link speak for: ‘Tis the best voice acting of all.)

  • @R-the-3
    @R-the-3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    the sequel's fight and general basics are the same as the original game? mindblowing

    • @18rocksthegames78
      @18rocksthegames78 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait, they didn’t make Zelda into a season based shooter with battle passes and different voices for link? That’s wacky and wild

    • @Aquaticset
      @Aquaticset ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@18rocksthegames78 no loot boxes 0/10 unplayable

    • @Pigeon_loll
      @Pigeon_loll ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@18rocksthegames78 there isn't a competitive ranked mode, 0/10

  • @xandergaming9345
    @xandergaming9345 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Bro the tutorial was fun and I may have struggled only while trying to get to the shrine that gives u ascend that’s really the only time I struggled and if u can’t beat the tutorial I’m sorry that’s just a skill issue

  • @Joe_334
    @Joe_334 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He is like a boring, "Uninspired", warning sign, in the middle of a field, that can easily be bypassed. The game is great. It is just so amazing how The Legend of Zelda series has evolved. There is so much to do in game.
    It sucks that the game got leaked way before it could ever get out...

  • @aspeedrunthing
    @aspeedrunthing ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think the funniest part about him showing that he has actually played the game, is not only does only have 3 hearts, but he doesnt have a single ability. I also recognize that location, he just walked a little bit after jumping down into the great sky island from the room of awakening.

    • @happysmilesworldandgames8755
      @happysmilesworldandgames8755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He played the beginning, went to the sky, jumped from the room, went to the door and did nothing else
      What kind of inovation does he want in 10 minutes of gameplay?

    • @marvinarellano3087
      @marvinarellano3087 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also quick question: How did he movie the camera with the left joy stick?

    • @aspeedrunthing
      @aspeedrunthing ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marvinarellano3087 it mirrored

  • @blackshaddow5005
    @blackshaddow5005 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TotK took the "rescue the princess from the dragon"-trope and turned it upside down. This time you have to save the dragon from the princess

  • @Spade948
    @Spade948 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:04 "As an adult player who likes to be mentally challenged" fucking got me.

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 ปีที่แล้ว

      Telling just by this man's video you can definitely tell her he is mentally challenged

  • @universeoflps
    @universeoflps ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ain't no way he called Ganondorf a “big evil boss guy” 💀

    • @Joe_334
      @Joe_334 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Big avid fan", over there, lol...

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have been fine with scrourge of hyrule.

  • @FortniteBattlepass-qq4ps
    @FortniteBattlepass-qq4ps ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I feel like Tears Of The kingdom is a bit lacking in LÚŞTÊR." Bro probably cries himself to sleep saying "I wish I could pass a tutorial for once.

  • @TheRobot82819
    @TheRobot82819 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Link can speak, If you listen closely you can hear him grunting.

    • @leargamma4912
      @leargamma4912 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He also hums classic zelda music to himself when cooking.

  • @laughyourashevilleoff2546
    @laughyourashevilleoff2546 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This video came up in my feed a few days ago and I watched a few minutes before being like "I hope Sneakycacti rips this apart, I'll watch it then."

  • @AlexvanJaarsveld-vn1xs
    @AlexvanJaarsveld-vn1xs ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So basically he hates the very point of a sequel

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว

      Its called an opinion

    • @AlexvanJaarsveld-vn1xs
      @AlexvanJaarsveld-vn1xs ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geilolp. your point?

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlexvanJaarsveld-vn1xs he has a different opinion on what a sequel should be

  • @BurnticeeVR
    @BurnticeeVR ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He doesn't have a voice actor because the creators wanted the player to imagine his voice so you can *link* to the character on your screen

    • @cyberpxl
      @cyberpxl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually he does have a voice actor though.. he just doesn’t talk, besides that though, you have a good point.

    • @BurnticeeVR
      @BurnticeeVR ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tigerboy3050 well yes I know he has his voice actor for grunts and such but he doesn't speak

    • @BurnticeeVR
      @BurnticeeVR ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cyberpxl and shigeru or eji Said this themselves

  • @thunderstorm4636
    @thunderstorm4636 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "you cant put together different weapon types"
    fuse: allow me to introduce myself
    (note: the quotation marks probably arent 100% accurate to what he said, i was going off memory)

  • @Dplayz32Games-zt4uz
    @Dplayz32Games-zt4uz ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Link has an 8-pack. I have said enough.

    • @timothyisstupid
      @timothyisstupid ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You speak the truth

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kira1807-uy6fe Ladies can have 8 packs too tho

  • @MlNOS
    @MlNOS ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would love to see him try fight a lynel

  • @zephyrerazortail5478
    @zephyrerazortail5478 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did he just call Zelda useless??!!! In TotK?!
    This is the first LoZ game I've liked the shipping of Link and Zelda BECAUSE of the Dragon's Tear Memories!
    Granted, I haven't played every LoZ game, but the point still stands.

  • @declanlee5937
    @declanlee5937 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "lack luster" actually play the game dude it is really good
    fighting humanoids bru thats almost everything in the game

  • @Ressardigan
    @Ressardigan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This bozer said he finished botw, and bro doesnt even know what a flurry rush is, litteraly one of the most essential things you need to finish the game💀💀💀

  • @Vza004
    @Vza004 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him, beating Breath of The Wild is definitely a fucking lie.

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He couldn't beat a bokoblin lmfao.

    • @eightohthreefilms
      @eightohthreefilms ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro called zelda useless when her entire ability is sealing ganon away
      This idiot is complaining over the price when he's still on the fucking tutorial area that should take you like 3 hours to beat 💀

  • @pajokamikaze
    @pajokamikaze ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As an avid fan of Sneakycacti, i think that this video does not lack in luster

  • @dancam2236
    @dancam2236 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:00 like if you are an avid fan of whipping it out and taking photos with it!

  • @esu-yt
    @esu-yt ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The video game that follows the same story as the previous game/s has the same graphics and gameplay as the previous game/s!? Mindblowing!

  • @treyoneil-callahan9612
    @treyoneil-callahan9612 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If Nintendo gave Link a voice actor his voice would be the equivalent of Jar Jar Binks

    • @treyoneil-callahan9612
      @treyoneil-callahan9612 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AS AN AVID FAN OF STAR WARS I EXPECTED MORE FROM JEDI SURVIVOR AND IT IS ‘’LACKING IN LUSTER’’

    • @Mastertorch1
      @Mastertorch1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@treyoneil-callahan9612 AS A AVID FAN OF TH-cam COMENTS THIS COMMENT IS LACKING IN LUSTER

    • @Mastertorch1
      @Mastertorch1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@treyoneil-callahan9612 any way funny comment

    • @josepheastham9717
      @josepheastham9717 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "well excuseeeeee ME princess" Link

    • @domr508
      @domr508 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think anyone really wants link voice acting after last time

  • @universeoflps
    @universeoflps ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He should've been off of the great sky island by now, I think 8 hours is enough time to do that 💀

    • @WiseViper39
      @WiseViper39 ปีที่แล้ว

      30 minutes is enough, @ 8 hours, mate should have at least 2 temples done by exploring *everything* on the way and during the temples.

  • @nathanmcclung3564
    @nathanmcclung3564 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He did not just finish the og BOTW, with how long it is taking him to get past the tutorial in TOTK I be he JUST finished the og BOTW.

  • @lukaswithakay
    @lukaswithakay ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There’s literally a perfect dodge system?

  • @Gilbert-um5hc
    @Gilbert-um5hc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I gotta say nintendo locked themselves into the whole ganon revival thing lorewise

  • @MicahWWW
    @MicahWWW ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:21 flurry rushing, side hopping, back flipping, charge attacks, parrying, one / two handed weopons, spears (also 2 handed), mighty food, stamina, sneak attacks, jump attacks, ect.

    • @WiseViper39
      @WiseViper39 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, and enviromental attacks, such as lightning hitting metal boomerangs or element dmg based on whether it’s hot, cold, or storming.

  • @taterpun6211
    @taterpun6211 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When the lack is lustered

    • @sneakycacti
      @sneakycacti  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      as an avid fan of luster

  • @vikkon3710
    @vikkon3710 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In lore the reason link dosnt talk , is beacause he thinks the people of hyrule look up to him so to set a example, he dosnt speak beacause he dosnt want to say the wrong thing in the wrong moment, so link decided not to speak much in public

    • @CassiusStelar
      @CassiusStelar ปีที่แล้ว

      He's actually pretty talkative, look at your yes or no options at some points. Dude is dense but he has a sense of humor.
      He just doesn't speak unless spoken to, and has no voice lines beyond grunts, because of how Nintendo considers the Links to be player avatars

  • @noahdoesstuff22
    @noahdoesstuff22 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I went to his channel and he actually gave the game a second chance and made it past the tutorial and liked it.

    • @giovelazquez8872
      @giovelazquez8872 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really?

    • @sneakycacti
      @sneakycacti  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait what?!

    • @theanimeditor6400
      @theanimeditor6400 ปีที่แล้ว

      he does that all the time. he did the same thing with multiple games to try and get easy views.

    • @noahdoesstuff22
      @noahdoesstuff22 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theanimeditor6400 oh. How does he even have over 100k subs?

  • @aiden1286
    @aiden1286 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can also tell that he was still in the tutorial by link having no top on you get the top about halfway through the tutorial......... don't ask why that was the first place I looked 👀

  • @IanTheChameleon9
    @IanTheChameleon9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:50 What 5 year olds does bro know, I need to meet them now, they got some serious talent

  • @Baconboi1972
    @Baconboi1972 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not gonna lie, The Great Sky Island wasn't ToTKs tutorial...
    BoTW was ToTKs tutorial.

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't quite understand what you mean but true

    • @Baconboi1972
      @Baconboi1972 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dhans9662 Well, BoTW was EASY compared to ToTK. If you've played BoTW, but haven't played ToTK yet, oh boy. Train as much as you can.

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Baconboi1972 Alr I see your point now

  • @wooflewaffle2674
    @wooflewaffle2674 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    theres nothing new. Allow me to show you: 2 new over worlds, a revamped surface, better side quests, 2 new types of currency, 5 entirely new dungeons, 9 new ability’s, its own new story, and 8 unique boss fights. Yep absolutely nothing new.

  • @GrandMasterofProcrastination
    @GrandMasterofProcrastination ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I spent 3 hours on tutorial because A I hadn't played a zelda game in months and B explored every inch of the tutorial island

  • @Ace_Hamster
    @Ace_Hamster ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He hasn’t done 1 shrine

  • @consoleking2803
    @consoleking2803 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:20 ... I honestly was calling it ARK-long a-us because it just rolled off the tongue really well. I realize that R-see-us does as well, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title.
    Please don't scream at me with pitchforks and burn me on a stake.

  • @atsilv
    @atsilv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll always remember getting the Poodra Pad out of the toilet

  • @Lyriendriellthe1th
    @Lyriendriellthe1th ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What do you think about a TUTORIAL. Getting a silver Lynel royal guards claymore???

  • @koolkaden2832
    @koolkaden2832 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LAST TIME LINK SPOKE IT WAS A COMPLETE DISASTER THERE'S A REASON gosh honestly props on you dude for called these dudes out

    • @koolkaden2832
      @koolkaden2832 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also totk LITERALLY started out as DLC for botw

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gee, it sure is boring around here!

    • @MOTOROIL9000
      @MOTOROIL9000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gasterthemaster6490My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

  • @nolanpatterson973
    @nolanpatterson973 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This just proves how spoiled our society really is and i believe that is lacking in luster

  • @alexdeville1110
    @alexdeville1110 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:40 I beat the tutorial first day I got it. And I was really busy that day too

    • @eightohthreefilms
      @eightohthreefilms ปีที่แล้ว

      I got it at 5 and beat the tutorial at like 7:45

  • @Aaron-tw5gf
    @Aaron-tw5gf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I dont think “dlcs” have a full underworld map the size as the main map and have a sky lair of a game

  • @jswagaudio
    @jswagaudio ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AVID LUSTER LUSTER LUSTER

  • @Redhd500
    @Redhd500 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Zelda is useless” I feel like anyone who has beaten the game and know the story would know the sacrifice she made to help Link defeat Ganon, further proof this guy either doesn’t own the game, or has barely played it at all.

  • @darianstarfrog
    @darianstarfrog ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy has too much money, or is his parents paying? He tries a game, doesnt get passed tutorial, and dumps it!? Privilege much? Where is this dude?..so i can leave my lackluster impression of him? 😂😂😂

  • @happysmilesworldandgames8755
    @happysmilesworldandgames8755 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He didnt even get ultrahand and says that theres nothing new

  • @Spade948
    @Spade948 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's a living NPC he's so generic, he's *lacking in luster*

  • @reapdemption
    @reapdemption ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Challenge I'm going to take a drink every time he says luster... "10min later".....I have made a horrible mistake

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You may have alcohol poisoning. Good luck, you'll need it.

    • @Firebolt7317
      @Firebolt7317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Satire)

  • @Bannertbird
    @Bannertbird ปีที่แล้ว +1

    does... does he realize that you don't need to gather wood?

  • @shirrenthewanderer414
    @shirrenthewanderer414 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an avid fan of game reviews, I think this video is lacking in luster.

  • @MicrowaveddMuffin
    @MicrowaveddMuffin ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:15 "Pudrapad"

  • @Thatemasguy
    @Thatemasguy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cant forget about how it dosnt give me every single collectible and weapon when i finish me rolling my hand in circles for 8 HOURS

  • @orcaboi1558
    @orcaboi1558 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom rarely plays video games, but even her could figure out the first shrine puzzle.

  • @emposiblethegamer639
    @emposiblethegamer639 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did he just call the zelda series a jrpg series

  • @TheMouse173
    @TheMouse173 ปีที่แล้ว

    it took me 8 hours to get through the tutorial, but it was only because I went mega nerd on the building mechanic.

  • @Fraisyp0p
    @Fraisyp0p ปีที่แล้ว +1

    « They copy and pasted the graphics » wellll not really bruh. They improved some animation, added more mobs and designs of creatures, they even redesigned some object. Oh but yeah I remember he only played the tutorial that’s why he is saying dumb things.
    Oh and as for link’s voice. Not only he has a voice actor, not only it’s part of the character to not speak, but it also bring the idea that the player IS the main character, so we can imagine what he could say, or what WE want to say. Idk if I am clear on that x)

  • @DaveReturnsagain1
    @DaveReturnsagain1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An avid Zelda fan that can't get past a tutorial section in a whole day, doesn't know who Ganondorf is. Claims that every Zelda game starts with you accidently awaking an "evil guy", when they clearly don't. Is shocked that enemies aren't being bloodied up and screaming in pain, doesn't know you can dodge via backflips and side jumps. Claims Zelda is useless in all Zelda games, despite being a partner character in a few, or even playing an active role in the story of many others. Moans about Link not having a voice despite the fact he does, and doesn't realise the reason, Link doesn't "speak" is because like his name suggests he was meant to be a link (ha) to the player, like what Miyamoto stated in many interviews before.
    Yeah clearly an avid Zelda fan there boiiiiiiisssssssssssss!!! Plus I love the fact he goes on about Switch hardware and blah blah, and complements the Steam Deck yet has a whole video about how awful the Steam Deck is. What a dope!
    But you know I guess this comment lacks luster so what do I know?

  • @KingCreeper562
    @KingCreeper562 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’d like to point out that he doesn’t even have runes yet. There should be an icon at the corner if he does. I’m convinced he hasn’t even dove down to the main island yet.

  • @Fixti0n
    @Fixti0n ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So recently ive been watching this brand new video ""Tears of the kingdom sucks because tutorial is too hard!"", and as an avid fan of Sneaky, i knew i just had to watch this video, unfortunately so far it has been bland, boring, uninspired and also, lacking in a certain type of luster.

  • @Thatemasguy
    @Thatemasguy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    as an avid fan of zelda games i really dislike how when i move my hand in circles i dont finish the game in 20 seconds

  • @jonathandeboer9368
    @jonathandeboer9368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean... Arceus was confirmed in the anime to be pronounced "Ar-Kee-Us"

  • @SirKnightDoge
    @SirKnightDoge ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro really said there’s no dodging in TotK

  • @aaww1010
    @aaww1010 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Personally, for me in video games, I barely if at all Care about shadows 😂 I think that’s funny that it’s his complaint

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว

      Try playing something without any shadows, it looks 1000% worse and makes the texture’s look blocky

    • @aaww1010
      @aaww1010 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geilolp. not necessarily

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aaww1010 name a 3d game like this

    • @aaww1010
      @aaww1010 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geilolp. my personal opinion I usually disable shadows mostly cartoon art style games
      Gta 5
      Minecraft
      Cosmic shake
      Battle for Bikini, bottom rehydrated
      Etc
      Absolutely necessary have shadow on
      Realistic like games
      Evil within
      Evil within 2
      Resident evil
      Etc

    • @aaww1010
      @aaww1010 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geilolp. Most modern games do you need shadows but I played lots of games without them

  • @tortoiseterror7073
    @tortoiseterror7073 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly kinda sad knowing the only times we had a SLIGHTLY different Zelda narrative was Triforce Heroes and Hyrule Warriors 1

  • @pog_panda
    @pog_panda ปีที่แล้ว

    “An avid fan of Zelda” can’t even name “the big boss guy”

  • @EvilEye0
    @EvilEye0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:23 I've always pronounced it similar to that (not actually the way he pronounced it) because Arceus = Arch Deus, I tend to do that for any Pokemon name.

  • @qua_k
    @qua_k ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "As an avid fan of type 2 diabetes"

    • @danie8944
      @danie8944 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately, so far it's been kind of bland, boring, uninspiring, and sort of lacking in luster.

  • @NormalBricks
    @NormalBricks ปีที่แล้ว

    Everybody gangsta until sneakycacti covers your video

  • @randomguy2499
    @randomguy2499 ปีที่แล้ว

    People say it’s a copy and paste of botw but it still took 6 years to make

  • @SecretDiamond64
    @SecretDiamond64 ปีที่แล้ว

    Him mentioning the graphics made me very disappointed, cause a graphic change (I would think most of the time) means a new story, Like N64's Ocarina of Time to Majora's Mask, like how Link in every New Story is waking up (in Ocarina of Time, Link wakes up in his Village), and the sequels it starts him awake (in Majora's Mask Link is on his Horse in a Forest but not sleeping), in BOTW's intro, Link wakes up from his 100 year slumber in the Shrine of Resurrection, in TOTK's intro he's exploring the ruins underneath the Castle, if an Art change did happened, than it was not a sequel anymore, that's just a New Story.

  • @swoffyplayz1201
    @swoffyplayz1201 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear I almost had a stroke when I heard him say “we have things like steam deck performing at 720p and 60fps” I sure do wonder what most switch games run at

  • @SillyBillyBobBetter
    @SillyBillyBobBetter ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m sorry he just said that there’s no dodging when one of the main ways you can deal damage is by dodging in doing a flurry rush

  • @funnyguy-qs4ho
    @funnyguy-qs4ho ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:33 i had a anurisum after hearing "big boss guy"

  • @AlexvanJaarsveld-vn1xs
    @AlexvanJaarsveld-vn1xs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m banging my head against a wall at his stupidity

  • @jollygreenberg6155
    @jollygreenberg6155 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is no way bro pronounced it as, "Poodra Pad" 💀💀💀

  • @LordMK31
    @LordMK31 ปีที่แล้ว

    if you get a red rupee for a quest like addison it says it red LUSTER tickles your heartstrings

  • @iplaygames247
    @iplaygames247 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing has ever died with blood in the entire Zelda trilogy

  • @zygort
    @zygort ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤓 um actually the combat gets more in-depth as you play
    And the last game had electric type things

  • @shawnhopkins5928
    @shawnhopkins5928 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not only did he not beat the tutorial, he hasnt gotten to the first shrine

  • @NOSESMASH
    @NOSESMASH ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man really brought up the pudra pahd 😂