The World's Funniest Criminal
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ม.ค. 2023
- Today I steal the world's biggest diamond except I only have one bone
Game is The Professional by Torfi, try it for yourself if you hate yourself: torfi.itch.io/the-professional
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Edited by @Zaltoman - เกม
2:21 “looking very submissive, Agent One-Bone” is the most intimidating thing I have ever heard
Same
i guess he "SEDUCED HIM"
"Don't make me call in agent two-bone"
god i wish someone would say that to me 🤤
@@berugitv3562 Omg sameeeeee
I'm so glad Charlie is a homeowner so he can finally break into his own house properly!
I cannot imagine what my man’s neighbors were thinking with that intro.
@@carterstevenson6009probably something like “this again!”
Fr
chicken has visited
Thank you, Chicken
after the heist, agent one bone was finally able to afford surgery to give him more bones to move. he went from agent one bone to agent all bone in 48 hours of grueling surgery. to this day, he roams the streets, enjoying his boneful freedom.
"Boneful freedom."
Beautiful
You could say the doctors really boned him up
Bro really turned into agent 206 bone 💀
@@BluEyesGamer Nah 💀
"I got so scared I became Markiplier" is the best quote I've ever heard
I’d like to think there were security guards watching the cameras and just letting the spectacle unfold.
*2 security guards watching this go down*
Guard1: should we report this?
Guard2: nah, this is getting intresting...
As soon as the sus poses started, they brought the popcorn
"You didn't bring popcorn?"
Does that mean that during the intro we're the guards?
We're the guards, choosing not the report this slmccl fellow
I like how Charlie acts like he isn't the one
controling the agent
Wdym he was controlling the agent?
@@cactieythecactus ✨ACTING✨
@@cactieythecactus idk this midoriya is just a dumbass, agent bone is agent bone, charlie is operator charlie, charlie doesn't control agent.
@@_v3nus_0 tf is an acting?
@@_v3nus_0 tf is a pretend?
I always imagined slimes gamer room to be on a second floor so it was terrifying to see him outside the window
I doubt that would stop him
Yeah, I doubt Slmccl was that high up. But then again I can't say for sure, since I don't know the layout of your house
i think he's mentioned going upstairs during his 6 hour goat sim vid with ranboo, so I assume this is in his basement.
No his room is on the second floor! He just schlooped up the wall like all humans with meat and bones do!
This diamond heist was tough, but unlike a diamond, it was not unbreakable
It was however pretty crazy, a little bit noisy and I would say also bizarre
and the comedy was golden, like the wind
throughout the video charlies mental state would breakdown breakdown, like a stone in an ocean
Good thing Charlie's tendency to battle gave him the truly golden experience he needed.
he shed alot of blood and now hes probably haunted by phantoms
Thank you Charlie for making me laugh so hard I was able to move two bones at once for the first time ever in my entire life
Charlie is indeed a healer
That’s beautiful, brings a tear to my eye
Aha! Agent Two Bone!
@@PhoenixFox5577 SHIT!!! My covers blown!!!
Congratulations man! I still have to yet move any bone after a certain milk man decided to break every single bone in my body
Just looked up how salmon look in their spawning stage, and holy shit those fish go hard. Literally goes through super saiyan transformation just with the urge to mate
Going on a long journey with its buds on the search for fussy
No one's going to remember that reference lol
@@caitlinobrien273 he can't walk past the fish section of the grocery store 😔😔
@@caitlinobrien273 Gotta get that tropical fussy
I can just imagine the guards on the security camera watching this man struggle to get up stairs while making the weirdest noises imaginable
is that a rando pfp?
@@CandyPancakeLover it is
@@providence2351 haha nice :)
nobody gonna talk about how charlie was outside without a jacket while it was snowing?
Yes.
how this man was breaking into a house in winter in new england in a tee shirt terrifies me
madlad
I was literally about to comment about that lmao
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This game is like trying to teach an AI how to walk
I do wonder how would an ai play this game
There is another game where physic just say no and character has no bone
I think it’s called ‘the long drive’ I want him to try playing it
@BL00D1 oh my god I was hoping to see a Code Bullet fan here
Except he doesn’t learn
What's impressive about this thief isn't that he can live and only move one bone at a time, but the fact that his muscles can stay stone still
Charlie: “Move to whatever part of the brain you need the least.”
One-Bone: “How about the part that allows me to move any bones at all?”
The openings are always so elaborate lol
Jesus Christ these fuckin bots are ridiculous why won’t TH-cam act!?!??!!
Damn, there are a lot of bots
I know this is going to be a good one because I'm already quite literally crying of laughter in the first minute.
Honestly I respect him for the bit
Chicken has visited, and you get chickens special words.
You get a Pog from the chicken cult. May the chickens bring you luck. 😉🤞
@@TheChicken_Lord may I get a good luck pog please m’lord of chickens?
@@Dylbz-ne8st Yes you may, do not use this power for granted…
You get a Pog from the chicken cult may the chickens bring you luck😉🤞
@@TheChicken_Lord may I have one of you're fabled good luck pogs? I would be ever so thankfull
14:59 Charlie got so happy that he morphed into a different Charlie
i wanna think that us, the viewers are actually the security guards, just watching this unfold while choking on coffee
11:56 im so glad chrl slmccl gets to collaborate with mrkplr
imagine being security and seeing this man ass up stealing the diamond. i wouldn’t know how to feel
The funny thing is, if he had all his bones this would be the easiest robbery ever.
I love watching Charlie like try to perfect a movement and then just jolting the mouse the complete opposite direction of what he should do
shocking footage just released that has revealed the true depth of slmccl's crimes. hopefully well known law enforcer slimecicle can deliver swift justice and stop the felon before he gets any more despicable.
It turns out… slimeccle is Actually slimecicle’s BROTHER!!
Imagine the museum security checking the camera footage.
Charlie Slimecicle's hair just remained on the floor for the entirety of the video, having been ripped off by Slmccl's sheer force while snapping Charlie's neck
genuinely impressed with how flexible and quiet slmccl was in the beginning.
6:50 "CRAWL OVER TO IT. DESPERATELY. ON YOUR KNEES."
*does a frontflip*
10:28
Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel where Charlie breaks into the Louvre with Schlatt and guest cameo MrBeast while Condifiction attempts to speedrun this game in a thrilling race for the grand prize of TH-cam Monetization
12:37 I don’t want to see you crash but whatever you do watch your ASSS
I feel bad for Slmccl’s neighbors, they have to deal with his goopiness all the time.
Nah he dosent have neighbours they left cuz of him
The reason they had to upgrade the lasers is because the police couldn't get to the scene of the crime either
13:02 the definition of insanity
An example of insanity actually lol
Is this how animators feel trying to rig a character
I was brushing my teeth while watching this and I almost spit toothpaste all over my bathroom mirror when he got to the singing part 12:16
2:06 Imagine the cops check the security footage and this is what they see..
13:09 felt powerful
11:12 hits different when you've (i've) been consuming catholic related horror for the past 24 hours
Slmccl is very skilled at engaging his audience. This video was riveting. Now if only Slimecicle could unlock the same secrets...
Ah yes the intro is just *chefs kiss*. It’s so perfect, just imagine his neighbors watching him make that intro though
12:49 i think our agent one bone is masochistic..
Probs to him, dude went out as it was snowing in a t-shirt just to give us an entertaining bit ❤
I love how hard Charlie goes in literally every video
12:31 bro is so mad he wrote a song
11:31 Me when bowling
Bro got the strangest form
The amount of effort Charlie puts in his intros is immaculate
9:06 "Looks like we got off on the wrong foot"
THE GUNKY GANGSTER HAS BLESSED US AGAIN
6:26 THIS CUT MADE ME SNORT AND SPIT HOT COCOA ALL OVER MYSELF AND MY COUCH, SLMMCL IS NOW OUT TO B U R N US
Charlie just screaming
“ *E N G A G E•* “
Is
everything.
15:45 "I'm sure she won't...FUCK! Charlie -2023
I have too many bees in my pockets and this video really helped with that! Thanks!
0:11 I can only imagine how strange it would be just walking around town and see this from a distance.
Welcome back! Hope Slimecicle didn't trouble you during the holiday break :D But it looks like that problem has been taken care of. Good job Agent Slmccl.
Charlie going absolutely feral will never not be hilarious!
every time i watch a slimecicle video i prepare myself to witness some of the most vile and disturbing things known to man
Charlie reminds me of playing video games with my siblings at 1:00AM. Everything is crazy nonsense and the game is suddenly a lot harder but gosh darn it -is everyone laughing. I've been loving the content recently!
1:05 Slmccl sounds like one of those tutorial characters that be saying stuff like "lets see if you still got it" and teach you how to walk 💀
5:26 He be looking like he bowing to the Dimond LMAO
"position your head to whatever part of the brain you need the most"
Unbeknownst to Charlie Slmcicl,that was not a tangible part of Agent one bone's brain
This man has saved me so many times. Hes so funny, i mean just watch one video without laughing. I love this man. (Platonically). Thank you so much Slimecicle for coming back man. Love ya /p❤️
Ikr he’s amazing!!!!
Fr!!!!!!! :]
i love how charlie is able to make any bad game the most entertaining thing ever
4:13 I did not expect that pose, but its hilarious. I nearly burst out laughing
0:25 "Hes at it again tom, hes breaking into his house again!"
as always, the starting of a video is a complete masterpiece.
8:08 “on on you must!”
9:52
Did you know seals have this adorable pose that's called the banana pose? Was Charlie a seal this whole time?
I want whatever THIS is to be a condition in D&D
7:00 bro pulled out the papa's pizzeria music
I WAS GONNA SAY
@@milkperson3657 same brain lmao
Have to give props to slimecicle for going outside while it's snowing in a t shirt to crawl through his window for an intro.
i think you mean slmccl
/ref
From the opening bit, what if charlies neighbor or someone passing by saw him entering the house through the window. Imagine if he had to show the bit to the police as explanation on why he came in through the window.
At first I thought the hard water issue had gotten the best of Charlie
Its pretty cool how Charlie can get that doll to move like that in the beginning. Too bad he snapped his own neck so the doll had to take over the game play this video
I love when someone gets so mad at a video game they go past screaming and into quiet, festering pain and hopelessness. This is a perfect example.
Choosing to act as if he's a guide speaking to Agent One-Bone trying to help him get through was a genius move on Charlie's part.
I love the creative intro's. I hope the youtuber sometimes called Slmccl keeps making them.
I’m not sure if I’ve ever laughed this hard before, I have actual tears in my eyes
17:09"got so scared i became Markiplier" got me laughing so hard
Bro imagine the police check the security cameras at they see this 💀💀💀
7:36
Round of applause here
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This has somehow become my cat's favorite video. She loves to watch Slmccl play The Professional.
First dogs, and now criminals. Nobody’s bones are safe.
I’m not gonna lie, there’s times where I have dreams and I can only move like this game
if I was a security guard watching this on a security cameras, I would just let him take the gem, he earned it
This reminds me of a more modern version of QWOP and seeing Slimecicle go absolutely batshit on it is just what I needed to see today lmao
classic intro, breaks into his own home to snap the neck of a mannequin in a schlatt & co shirt then “WHATS UP GAMERS”
11:55 "got so scared I became markiplier"
..lovely
I absolutely love how it was not the laser that made Slmccl Go insane, but the stairs
0:33 literally kills tommyinnit 😂 (imagine it.)
4:55 did charlie only just learn how to walk in school?
I was dying laughing throughout this video. Truly the world's funniest criminal.
Imagine just seeing this on the security cameras.. 7:20
oh boy a new slime man upload i cant wait for the existential fear i gain from this episode
you know your comments great when its getting the spam bots
"Honey, the neighbors climbing through his own window again!"
Maybe the only bone agent one bone has is a backbone because that’s what he is to the criminal underworld
Alternate title: Slime heavily flirting with a contortionist for 17 minutes straight.
we all laugh but the agent is definitely having a stroke
snaps necks like Soldier, has the humor of scout, and the games character looks like spy
this is just a tf2 rouse
11:57" I got so scared I became markipliair." Slimecicel
This video radiates chaos
the whole video is just him going up the stairs 💀