"homage is when you rip it off, but it's good" reminds me that I read the first couple chapters of a sci-fi book that I saw positive reviews for, and it was so bad that I'm still angry I wasted a half-hour of my life reading it, but it does have a section where a seer dies and leaves resources & instructions for another character to skin her, make a bow out of her bones and skin, and then make three arrows from her bones with instructions on when to fire them, and I may revenge-steal that at some point because it's the most metal thing ever
For space travel, solar sails would best be used to decelerate/slow down for after you've arrived at the desired star system to save fuel at departure since you aren't using fuel to decelerate, and since you don't need as much fuel, your overall mass is lower and you can accelerate faster. If you use conventional propulsion, you either have to start slowing down half way to your destination (if the gravitational pull at your destination is the exact same as the gravitational pull of your departure point) in order to be slow enough to insert into a stable orbit of your desired star or planer, or, you have to decelerate super hard right near the end of your journey which means massive g-forces that could over stress your propulsion systems or stress the structure of your ship or stress your crew. If none of those are a concern then it would be a good idea to decelerate using the gravity of the star of your destination sort of like a reverse sling shot maneuver to conserve fuel and mass but that means you have to deal with intense heat as you pass very close to the star so it's gravity slows you down as you pass it as well as radiation. You also run the risk of miscalculating your trajectory and crashing straight into the star. Like in the Lost In Space movie.
The way I remember which side is starboard and port is recalling that comical scene from The Mummy Returns when Rick is yelling, "Starboard! Starboard! Starboard!" and pointing to the right.
I keep getting reminded of a Calvin & Hobbes comic when they come inside after a sled crash and start angrily pointing at the definitions of starboard and port
According to the rules of "if you scream, it's scary", the scariest part of this video was 24:28 when Matt almost fell off the ledge again. Truly, greatest horror title on the original Xbox.
That wasn't a T-Rex that killed the missing eye T-Rex in Dino Crisis 2, it was a Giganotosaurus, notice it had 3 fingers on it's arm, and that's what one of the files you pick up says.
"In space, speed linearly scales with engines. The longer you have the engines turned on the faster you go, and if you turn them off you don't slow down, it's radical!" Pat accidentally pointed out one of the bigger plot holes in The Last Jedi five years in advance.
I think this game might not have been THAT bad if it was simply called "Jurassic Space" or whatever, and identified as a generic action shooter without ties to the Dino Crisis series (which was actually decent).
You know, I've never really gotten motion sickness in my life, but that motion blur + all those "reflective surfaces" with those weird ass camera angles were about to make me spew.
Man. This game has absolutely no atmosphere. It's supposed to be survival horror (...I guess?), and look at those environments. They're the most generic, boring spaceship environments I've ever seen outside your run-of-the-mill, phoned in FPS. You look at the outside of the spaceship and you kinda get this idea that it's this gigantic piece of abandoned shit and that it would be dark and falling apart inside, with loose panels and dim, scary hallways overrun with monsters. Nope. Immaculate and shiny. All the lights work fine. Everything looks great considering the ship's been taken over by electric space dinosaurs for God only knows how long. No tension, just "Oh, look, another gray hallway. Oh, look, another big electric dinosaur that just came charging out of a big, stupid portal. Spooky." The only time I jumped was when Matt was startled by one of the dinosaurs appearing from off-screen, and that wasn't actually scary, just cheap. This game is terrible.
For my currency it is Munny from the KH series then Gil, then Zenny. Credits get an honorable mention as they are the sci-fi standard and Souls for being underused.
I love how after their ship blows up and tons of people die, those two characters just land on the outer hull with their jetpacks and magnetic boots and just shrug at each other.
I don't know how a video about teleporting space dinosaurs turned into racism, but Dino Crisis 1 & 2 are the best games ever. This shit was just about cloning gone wrong, there's not even time travel.
What about Dino Stalker? You know, the semi-sequel to 2 where the rogue AI from the futuristic facility goes ahead and dumps the dinosaurs, an aircraft carrier; the Statue of Liberty and a whole city into a dimension known as "Hyperspace" (which is just the 3D world from that classic Treehouse of Horror short).
8 years late, but how could you be so wrong? The big twist of Dino Crisis 1 was that they accidentally used time travel to get the dinos. 2 expanded on that. 3 was just continuing that plot lol
They 100% were not clones in either game. You’re out of your mind. The entire second game happens because the whole research base and city also get sent back in time.
Heres the fun part about this whole "why do they look like that?" thing: WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT ANY DINOSAUR LOOKED LIKE! seriously, its a fact that is rarely mentioned. every one you see in movies and books are just interpretations of what they may have looked or acted like. Dinosaurs could have had purple and orange fur, we would never know. The T-Rex may have actually looked nothing like what we see in jurrasic park. They just stretched flesh over a skeleton and assumed it looked like that.
vividvandal Thing is, that's not entirely true. Certain fossilized impressions in stone have given us small looks at things like skin patterns, feather impressions, and other small details of dinosaur physiology. The picture is still incredibly incomplete, but I think it's safe to say that with all of the impressions of raptors we've found, none of them have giant hammerhead protrusions.
I remember seeing this game at a store once and thinking “that’s weird, I’ve heard of the first two but I didn’t know there was a third game.” After seeing it, I get why.
So one thing that irks me about space ships in media (other than the lack of solar sails and/or radiators) is that the ships are very spacious. Ironically, space is at a premium for space craft, and they have to be as utilitarian as possible.
dino crisis 2 is the best game in the series and best game in the resident evil series too until RE4 XD (only cuz RE4 takes several gameplay elements of dino crisis 2 and refines them :P, like buying and upgrading weapons and have a fast accessible knife/sub-weapon)
The issue is less intervening matter (which is only dense enough to matter at relativistic speeds), but the gravity wells of other celestial bodies (which does not matter at relativistic speeds). So no, if an object is moving in space, it probably won't slow down in any noticeable capacity.
welcome to my world, im an actual fan of this game for years (1 and 2 storyline out of 10 off the scale, graphics~meh) .... and capcom decided to ruin the sequel............
Since the best friends have only been uploading one video a day, I've been watching old videos to fill my best friend needs. But this pile of dog shit makes me want to vomit. 22:25 Matt was literally on the ground and went through a fucking door! He stood up but when he got in front of the door he was some how on the ground again! And despite me seeing this one years ago. I'm just now realizing!
"a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply ... A man provides for his family." -Gus- sorry can't help to reference Breaking bad xD
The initial theme is the reversed Song of Healing, but the theme that plays during the title screen is the River Twygz Bed. Also, the Ben Drowned story is really dumb. The only good thing that came out of it was hacked MM footage.
Hey Patthew and Matrick, port = left, starboard = right, a mnemonic device that helps you remember is that port and left are both four letter words and both right and starboard have more then 4 letter so yeah voila and ta da.
Which should be unconfusing to most, unless you take the abbreviated form of starboard which is Stbd. And trust me, everything in the Navy was an acronym, abbreviation, or shortcut.
I remember seeing a review of this game on X-play all those years ago. On a barely related note, I normally don't want to be one of those guys who are all like "back when ____ was good/betterer" or "I hate new things and/or changes to things I liked because now it's not what I grew up with or use to like" but got to be that guy right now, because I saw that review back in a better time for that particular show.
I remember being super hype for this game when it came out even with no prior knowledge of the series because DINOSAURS IN SPACE! Of course I was 11 when it came out.
educational note, the first use of zenny/zeni was used by akira toriyama in dragon ball, and one hundred zeni is equal to one dollar, atleast in akira toriyama's usage, i dunno how capcom uses it
Dreadout, Outlast, Amnesia, Night of the Oni, Schuld, Anna, Night of the Curse, Erie, SCP-087, Slender, and Lone survivor all start their horror in the 5-10 minute range. And while games like 7 days and Home are really good for building a good amount of dread and anxiety there's never any payoff to either one than the conclusion to the story. But as far as games go it's an interactive medium, I want my scare to interact with me and reach out to me, to stay with me for a good while.
In the original Dino crisis, there was actually a bug where the dinosaurs would respawn and not have the perma-death instead. But it was positive with play testers stating (it gave them a second thought whether to confront or not" when
I agree bad games and non scary games are always fun but there is nothing funnier then Matt and Pat playing something like Cry of Fear and actually getting the pants sccared off of them. (and scaring me pretty bad to)
The best part about this video was you guys talking about EDF. I fucking LOVE EDF - and I agree, the jet pack DOES look like the one the Jet class uses. Also, EDF! EDF! EDF!
There were so many badass setpieces in Dino Crisis 2 that seeing this steaming pile is depressing. This has the look of a game that was something else before it was awkwardly reskinned to make it a Dino Crisis property.
Yeah, I remember that. A part 2 of DinoC1 would've been cool. But a play of DinoC2 would've been great. DinoC2 was pretty scary (as I remember as a kid anyways)
I was driving to work when I almost crashed my car because I swerved to collect the line of giant floating coins. All of a sudden things seemed completely absurd and unreal, and I realised that it was in fact a fictional event in my imagination and clearly not any kind of reality. The same thing happened when every time I wanted to open a door a sign appeared in the corner of my vision saying, "Press X to open door."
This seems like one of those games where you die and realise you weren't having fun playing it so you stop.
About 5 minutes in, I forgot that dinosaurs were even involved.
15:48 just quit & Start over again challenge beat the game without using continues
This is one of those videos where you can just feel the game slowly killing Pat inside.
And outside
+DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD Like Prison Break. And David Cage.
Man is that true, Dio-san . . .
Just the moment when two just lazily spawn in and Matt can't help but die laughing while Pat just makes a pained groan. 👌
"homage is when you rip it off, but it's good" reminds me that I read the first couple chapters of a sci-fi book that I saw positive reviews for, and it was so bad that I'm still angry I wasted a half-hour of my life reading it, but it does have a section where a seer dies and leaves resources & instructions for another character to skin her, make a bow out of her bones and skin, and then make three arrows from her bones with instructions on when to fire them, and I may revenge-steal that at some point because it's the most metal thing ever
That's easily one of the most radical things I have ever read.
Huh... that is pretty rad... What book was that?
Wow, I thought my friend was kidding about "time-travelling space dinosaurs" in this video game . . . Wow that really is bad.
well, to be fair, this game only added "space" prefix
For space travel, solar sails would best be used to decelerate/slow down for after you've arrived at the desired star system to save fuel at departure since you aren't using fuel to decelerate, and since you don't need as much fuel, your overall mass is lower and you can accelerate faster. If you use conventional propulsion, you either have to start slowing down half way to your destination (if the gravitational pull at your destination is the exact same as the gravitational pull of your departure point) in order to be slow enough to insert into a stable orbit of your desired star or planer, or, you have to decelerate super hard right near the end of your journey which means massive g-forces that could over stress your propulsion systems or stress the structure of your ship or stress your crew. If none of those are a concern then it would be a good idea to decelerate using the gravity of the star of your destination sort of like a reverse sling shot maneuver to conserve fuel and mass but that means you have to deal with intense heat as you pass very close to the star so it's gravity slows you down as you pass it as well as radiation. You also run the risk of miscalculating your trajectory and crashing straight into the star. Like in the Lost In Space movie.
hear me out, directional thrusters that are nuclear powered
you guys should do Dino Crisis 2 lets play
Nothing screams horror like assault rifles and jetpacks....
Do you mean Dead Space?
Tearonex the early 2000’s were filled with this Action Horror schlock in movies. Remember the Resident Evil and AVP movies.
@@TJR93 You didn't have any firearms in ds1 EXCEPT A FOR A MILITARY rifle.
@@jessediaz9724and given how much it could mess someone up, it was the true horror.
The way I remember which side is starboard and port is recalling that comical scene from The Mummy Returns when Rick is yelling, "Starboard! Starboard! Starboard!" and pointing to the right.
I keep getting reminded of a Calvin & Hobbes comic when they come inside after a sled crash and start angrily pointing at the definitions of starboard and port
According to the rules of "if you scream, it's scary", the scariest part of this video was 24:28 when Matt almost fell off the ledge again. Truly, greatest horror title on the original Xbox.
That wasn't a T-Rex that killed the missing eye T-Rex in Dino Crisis 2, it was a Giganotosaurus, notice it had 3 fingers on it's arm, and that's what one of the files you pick up says.
IT was à mutant. They mixed T-rex and giganotosaurus
"In space, speed linearly scales with engines. The longer you have the engines turned on the faster you go, and if you turn them off you don't slow down, it's radical!"
Pat accidentally pointed out one of the bigger plot holes in The Last Jedi five years in advance.
Credits is my favorite game currency, though that's only really for sci-fi series, I think. (dead space, mass effect)
Dio's scary monsters, the game.
I think this game might not have been THAT bad if it was simply called "Jurassic Space" or whatever, and identified as a generic action shooter without ties to the Dino Crisis series (which was actually decent).
God Dino Crisis 3 pisses me off so fucking much still to this day. I'll never forgive Capcom for this
You know, I've never really gotten motion sickness in my life, but that motion blur + all those "reflective surfaces" with those weird ass camera angles were about to make me spew.
I keep switching between this and the Dino Crisis 1 on the first Shitstorm...what the fuck happened?
Man, I didn't know how important this channel was to me until they started putting up one video per day... I miss you guys... :(
Man. This game has absolutely no atmosphere. It's supposed to be survival horror (...I guess?), and look at those environments. They're the most generic, boring spaceship environments I've ever seen outside your run-of-the-mill, phoned in FPS. You look at the outside of the spaceship and you kinda get this idea that it's this gigantic piece of abandoned shit and that it would be dark and falling apart inside, with loose panels and dim, scary hallways overrun with monsters. Nope. Immaculate and shiny. All the lights work fine. Everything looks great considering the ship's been taken over by electric space dinosaurs for God only knows how long. No tension, just "Oh, look, another gray hallway. Oh, look, another big electric dinosaur that just came charging out of a big, stupid portal. Spooky."
The only time I jumped was when Matt was startled by one of the dinosaurs appearing from off-screen, and that wasn't actually scary, just cheap. This game is terrible.
I mean REmake came out in 2002 so that argument is trash
Dinosaurs. IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
It could have been good.
I got ur reference haha
Dude, that T-Rex looks like a cross between a Titan and a dinosaur. A TITAN-REX.
20:52 GDI, Matt! Scared the hell out of me!
Pat: "The dinosaurs shot the lazers."
Me: "... clever girl..."
1:20 "another team, no experience at all."
"good first impression", hehe
For my currency it is Munny from the KH series then Gil, then Zenny. Credits get an honorable mention as they are the sci-fi standard and Souls for being underused.
Bolts from R&C series
Rupees are an actual currency. I think they're in use in India?
Yeah but they're just made of paper. They're not colourful gems like Hylian currency. :(
I love how after their ship blows up and tons of people die, those two characters just land on the outer hull with their jetpacks and magnetic boots and just shrug at each other.
Spiderman as a Pokemon would be bug/fighting.He'd of course get sticky web and he'd have some sort of ability that gives him a evasiveness advantage.
+Alazariel Anderson
And his mega evolution would be that super awesome mech that he has in the Japanese Spider-Man.
1:09 "i got rid of my friend who had an xbox haha" matt is creepy as hell
I don't know how a video about teleporting space dinosaurs turned into racism, but Dino Crisis 1 & 2 are the best games ever. This shit was just about cloning gone wrong, there's not even time travel.
What about Dino Stalker? You know, the semi-sequel to 2 where the rogue AI from the futuristic facility goes ahead and dumps the dinosaurs, an aircraft carrier; the Statue of Liberty and a whole city into a dimension known as "Hyperspace" (which is just the 3D world from that classic Treehouse of Horror short).
8 years late, but how could you be so wrong? The big twist of Dino Crisis 1 was that they accidentally used time travel to get the dinos. 2 expanded on that. 3 was just continuing that plot lol
They 100% were not clones in either game. You’re out of your mind. The entire second game happens because the whole research base and city also get sent back in time.
EDF! EDF! EDF!! AAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEERRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAA!
Fucking space dinosaurs...god damnit...
space dinosaurs????
***** Yes. Space dinosaurs
Solid Snake Space dinosaurs.
ThudBoom Basgolova Space. Dinosaurs.
Solid Snake space DINOSAURS?
I'd prefer to imagine Red sending and Spiderman and he just starts wailing on a jigglypuff
Spiderman would be bug/fighting with adaptability uturn close combat sticky web poison jab
"I can't believe how much damage these enemies do."
Well, they are massive dinosaurs. :P
Heres the fun part about this whole "why do they look like that?" thing: WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT ANY DINOSAUR LOOKED LIKE! seriously, its a fact that is rarely mentioned. every one you see in movies and books are just interpretations of what they may have looked or acted like. Dinosaurs could have had purple and orange fur, we would never know. The T-Rex may have actually looked nothing like what we see in jurrasic park. They just stretched flesh over a skeleton and assumed it looked like that.
vividvandal Thing is, that's not entirely true. Certain fossilized impressions in stone have given us small looks at things like skin patterns, feather impressions, and other small details of dinosaur physiology. The picture is still incredibly incomplete, but I think it's safe to say that with all of the impressions of raptors we've found, none of them have giant hammerhead protrusions.
vividvandal In Jurassic Park is was explained that the dinosaurs, they're genetically modified to and be cooler so they get a pass
Nothing says survival horror like funnels.
This game was megadicks.
"These dudes do SO MUCH DAMAGE!"
And you kill them with, like, one shot! If they can get to you, you deserve to get shit on!
is this supposed to be a horror game?
Horrifyingly bad
Just Dale *Got ‘em*
I remember seeing this game at a store once and thinking “that’s weird, I’ve heard of the first two but I didn’t know there was a third game.” After seeing it, I get why.
So one thing that irks me about space ships in media (other than the lack of solar sails and/or radiators) is that the ships are very spacious. Ironically, space is at a premium for space craft, and they have to be as utilitarian as possible.
I am still getting my head around how dino crisis even after 1 and 2 could turn into... THIS!!?
you know its weird but whenever i hear matt try to make a RvB reference it doesnt translate well.
Ronin the Roman what did he reference from RvB in this? I didn’t recognize anything from rvb
Thanks to Matt, I find myself repeating that "Great, fantastic, amazing" line anytime Pat uses one of those words. Then Matt says it and I laugh hard
dino crisis 2 is the best game in the series
and best game in the resident evil series too until RE4 XD (only cuz RE4 takes several gameplay elements of dino crisis 2 and refines them :P, like buying and upgrading weapons and have a fast accessible knife/sub-weapon)
Maioly alsoI hate this game so fucking muchfor killing my favorite ps1 capcom series other than the megaman X games
The issue is less intervening matter (which is only dense enough to matter at relativistic speeds), but the gravity wells of other celestial bodies (which does not matter at relativistic speeds). So no, if an object is moving in space, it probably won't slow down in any noticeable capacity.
First two games were very good. Wtf is this shit
I remember loving it when it came out not sure if it holds up but the cutscenes still look incredible!
Holy crap, this game is bad on literally every front.
welcome to my world, im an actual fan of this game for years (1 and 2 storyline out of 10 off the scale, graphics~meh) .... and capcom decided to ruin the sequel............
Not only is that how I remember it, it also works for which side of the plate the forks and spoons go when setting the table.
Since the best friends have only been uploading one video a day, I've been watching old videos to fill my best friend needs. But this pile of dog shit makes me want to vomit. 22:25 Matt was literally on the ground and went through a fucking door! He stood up but when he got in front of the door he was some how on the ground again! And despite me seeing this one years ago. I'm just now realizing!
I missed watching this yesterday and it really bugged the hell out of me. Now I can watch TWO tonight so it's all good.
"a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply ... A man provides for his family." -Gus- sorry can't help to reference Breaking bad xD
pats face at the end of the intro is the greatest thing to come out of anything ever
My favorite episode of this year's shitstorm so far.
“…in a war between bugs and bots.” Accidentally called Helldivers over a decade ago.
Nah they talking about "Earth defense force". You literally fight masses of bugs and robots in it. In a way it is similar though lol
come on matt and pat, lets see a dino week, and a full lp of dino crisis 2!!!!
The initial theme is the reversed Song of Healing, but the theme that plays during the title screen is the River Twygz Bed.
Also, the Ben Drowned story is really dumb. The only good thing that came out of it was hacked MM footage.
3:47...Sunglasses AND binoculars, really??
So, it's like a stealth zombie T-Rex??
"The dinosaurs shot the lasers."
Clever girl.
The very end of this video made EVERYTHING worth it. I fucking love you guys.
It's because by now, we've all become 'best friends' of our own! :D
Hey Patthew and Matrick, port = left, starboard = right, a mnemonic device that helps you remember is that port and left are both four letter words and both right and starboard have more then 4 letter so yeah voila and ta da.
Matt's transformation in the intro is shockingly better looking than anything in the Thing prequel..
Which should be unconfusing to most, unless you take the abbreviated form of starboard which is Stbd. And trust me, everything in the Navy was an acronym, abbreviation, or shortcut.
It was a pretty solid game considering the time it came out. It puts Dark in the shame car and sends it on its way to shame school.
Those raptors with the hammerhead shark type head look cool as fuck!
20:53 Matt's yelling sacred me more than anything they've played this month
I remember seeing a review of this game on X-play all those years ago. On a barely related note, I normally don't want to be one of those guys who are all like "back when ____ was good/betterer" or "I hate new things and/or changes to things I liked because now it's not what I grew up with or use to like" but got to be that guy right now, because I saw that review back in a better time for that particular show.
I remember being super hype for this game when it came out even with no prior knowledge of the series because DINOSAURS IN SPACE! Of course I was 11 when it came out.
educational note, the first use of zenny/zeni was used by akira toriyama in dragon ball, and one hundred zeni is equal to one dollar, atleast in akira toriyama's usage, i dunno how capcom uses it
I like how they're standing in front of the door they just locked and didn't even notice the humongous dinosaur not 20 ft away.
i remember playing dino crisis 2 when i was a child. it was awesome :D
Loving these shitstorms guys :)
When that continue screen came up, I REALLY wanted the next one to say "Is that your final answer?"
Dreadout, Outlast, Amnesia, Night of the Oni, Schuld, Anna, Night of the Curse, Erie, SCP-087, Slender, and Lone survivor all start their horror in the 5-10 minute range. And while games like 7 days and Home are really good for building a good amount of dread and anxiety there's never any payoff to either one than the conclusion to the story. But as far as games go it's an interactive medium, I want my scare to interact with me and reach out to me, to stay with me for a good while.
In space its a common phenomenon for monsters to phase into existence but most of the time its just rock steel type pokemon
They just like to give their fear glands a little break every once in a while.
In the original Dino crisis, there was actually a bug where the dinosaurs would respawn and not have the perma-death instead. But it was positive with play testers stating (it gave them a second thought whether to confront or not" when
I was waiting so hard for that Rocky Horror reference.
20:51 made me jump, not because of the space dinos but because of Matt's yell.
I agree bad games and non scary games are always fun but there is nothing funnier then Matt and Pat playing something like Cry of Fear and actually getting the pants sccared off of them. (and scaring me pretty bad to)
The best part about this video was you guys talking about EDF. I fucking LOVE EDF - and I agree, the jet pack DOES look like the one the Jet class uses.
Also,
EDF!
EDF!
EDF!
Love these vids in the run up to halloween, better then the crap on tv.
There were so many badass setpieces in Dino Crisis 2 that seeing this steaming pile is depressing. This has the look of a game that was something else before it was awkwardly reskinned to make it a Dino Crisis property.
Port is the left side and starboard is the right side, I personally remember it by knowing that port and left both have the same number of letters.
I will never get a Two Best Friends, Dino Crisis 2 lets play
You should do a full play through of all the dino crisis games because that would be super hype
Vanquish does have one of the hypest settings!
02:06 - I suddenly have a strange urge to play some Star Fox.
Yeah, I remember that. A part 2 of DinoC1 would've been cool.
But a play of DinoC2 would've been great. DinoC2 was pretty scary (as I remember as a kid anyways)
Port and left both have 4 letters. Starboard and right have more. Thats how it was taught to me.
I was driving to work when I almost crashed my car because I swerved to collect the line of giant floating coins. All of a sudden things seemed completely absurd and unreal, and I realised that it was in fact a fictional event in my imagination and clearly not any kind of reality. The same thing happened when every time I wanted to open a door a sign appeared in the corner of my vision saying, "Press X to open door."
I Like how the Video began and ended with the Troll Xbox One name.
Easy way to remember port and starboard is port has 4 letters and so does left
"There's a lot of people doin that these days."
- Matt
"Aw jeeze."
- Patt
Holy shit why do these cutscenes look so good?
I really won't play it until I get used to horror games some more, but seeing Matt shit himself playing it would be perfect.