A Perfect 4 Course Date Night Dinner

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  • @helenkeller8533
    @helenkeller8533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6112

    When a chef keeps you hostage in a cabinet and starts teaching you how to make Valentine’s Day food

    • @actualgarbage8549
      @actualgarbage8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ah yes-

    • @lydium2119
      @lydium2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Relatable

    • @clarapilier
      @clarapilier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That sounds like the plot of a creepy movie.

    • @sayhalee1000
      @sayhalee1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      •IceBerrii• few things on the internet make me genuinely laugh out loud. This was fucking hilarious. I am laughing so hard.

    • @rosesanchez1637
      @rosesanchez1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sayhalee1000 samee😂😂

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26029

    I'm only missing a couple of ingredients
    *A girlfriend*

    • @emdee31
      @emdee31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

      That's only one indigent. And it's completely optional! Imma have a great meal and i dont have a gf either.

    • @ceebad8985
      @ceebad8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

      @@emdee31 *POSITIVE* *MENTAL* *ATTITUDE*

    • @KatakunaAlex
      @KatakunaAlex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      same, dude :(

    • @romhac8234
      @romhac8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      If cassually explained said this it would be hilarious

    • @angrymario8259
      @angrymario8259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      More for yourself

  • @megacaptcha5894
    @megacaptcha5894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5112

    7:04 "Evenly distribute that between your
    3 ramekins"
    *Ah yes, my 3 ramekins. My 3 ramekins that I often use and are mine.*

  • @Seraphic_Rebel
    @Seraphic_Rebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6569

    I guess I can make this for my boyfriend.....whenever Josh lets me out of the cabinet....
    Please Josh...I miss my family

    • @sharasahara
      @sharasahara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I feel ya, mate

    • @oworeagan8565
      @oworeagan8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sameee

    • @tenderandmoist5011
      @tenderandmoist5011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      We're all in this together mate

    • @chefelray
      @chefelray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its valentines i got the day off go tell somebody else

    • @doomslayerishere9077
      @doomslayerishere9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If he hasn’t let you out... *Loads super shotgun with holy intent*

  • @kevinlasher2812
    @kevinlasher2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5451

    "Add some fresh grated black truffle..."
    YEAH OKAY GUY

    • @crisalynnsmith
      @crisalynnsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kevin Lasher ikr

    • @MightyMase04
      @MightyMase04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @William Fredericksen wow, that's crazy, cuz I don't remember asking for your shitty attitude

    • @EJSaxton
      @EJSaxton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's easier to get than a girlfriend

    • @lucaleon00
      @lucaleon00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Guys black truffles are like super cheap here in Italy lmao

    • @jackparker4728
      @jackparker4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @William Fredericksen haha you must be the CEO of funny

  • @gam3inglik3apro
    @gam3inglik3apro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5006

    For everyone complaining about being single, learn how to change this from 2 servings to 4 or 5 and treat your family. Valentine’s Day is showing love to important people in your life not just a girl/boy. Keep your heads up

    • @marlowedale14
      @marlowedale14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Indeed. True words!

    • @Joe-fn9mi
      @Joe-fn9mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Actually, it isn't. Valentines Day originates from a celebration of marriage. It is about couple love, not family love. Family love can suck a D on V day

    • @ve2767
      @ve2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Siddharth Kapoor caring about ur fam = simping
      *L O G I C*

    • @bacongod5759
      @bacongod5759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@siddharthkapoor1056 Sorry but we don't remember asking 🤔

    • @factsauce
      @factsauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nah i make 2 or 4 servings for my self

  • @quintonhancock5014
    @quintonhancock5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    “I’m disgusted by how many people are here. Go home” that’s exactly what I say when too many people are on the road. Meaning any amount of people.

    • @quintonguo8780
      @quintonguo8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      finally found another quinton

    • @quintonhancock5014
      @quintonhancock5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quinton Guo heeeeey Quintons unite!

    • @JoshuaWeissman
      @JoshuaWeissman  4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Quinton Hancock i feel this way often when driving

    • @quintonhancock5014
      @quintonhancock5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joshua Weissman my maaaaan heck ya 😂😂😂 we would get along well. Cuz u can cook and u can bet that I can eat 😂😂

    • @chewy5497
      @chewy5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Come to California 😅 no matter which city you go there are too many people on the road

  • @larissawood4363
    @larissawood4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    Me: *has never had a boyfriend or a lover*
    Also me: Ah yes, how must I cook for my significant other

    • @metaphordreams378
      @metaphordreams378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lol same here buddy. We can fantasize while we wait, it's okay!

    • @hydrosis-v3k
      @hydrosis-v3k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fkin same lol

    • @BenInGame
      @BenInGame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @HyphaeHighway
      @HyphaeHighway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well seeing as how all of us are here, we should cook for each other in spirit.

    • @BenInGame
      @BenInGame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Israel M i made you tapioca pudding

  • @arthiramaswamy4655
    @arthiramaswamy4655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    5:43 i counted the 'c's and made sure that there were thirty seven. you're a man of your word. i salute you, my dude.

  • @FranL97
    @FranL97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    Josh: adds oil to Cacio e Pepe
    Italians: *YOU JUST MAMMA'D YOUR LAST'A MIA*

    • @SakkakuTamashi
      @SakkakuTamashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Scusa non ho capito cos'hai scritto

    • @kibaliziosa483
      @kibaliziosa483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dude you know we don’t talk like that right?

    • @jennydespot2569
      @jennydespot2569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@kibaliziosa483 no he actually thinks Italians talk like that

    • @lilith7931
      @lilith7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      What you mean Italians don't talk like that?

    • @piero8296
      @piero8296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *josh: adds parmesan to cacio e pepe

  • @shyammalasani3623
    @shyammalasani3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Me: “Josh what the hell even is that bro”
    Josh: Ik you’re probably thinking “Josh what the hell even is that bro”

    • @nevereverstopsinging
      @nevereverstopsinging 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shyam Malasani “daddy chill!”

    • @chhyachhrasuwar
      @chhyachhrasuwar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And your next line is "Josh what the hell even is that bro"

  • @Ray-xr3gj
    @Ray-xr3gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    2:35 You can see the love in his eyes when she says ganache and he corrects her

    • @ceebabyxo
      @ceebabyxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this!

    • @ashleycrystal9719
      @ashleycrystal9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ❤️😩👏🏼

  • @benmcdevitt7036
    @benmcdevitt7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Me, screaming to my date: YOU TAKE A FROZEN CENTER OF GANACHE AND PLACE IT IN THE RAMIKEN UNTIL IT IS MOLTEN.

    • @gcitser1527
      @gcitser1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      FUCKING MOLTEN

    • @vareshpolu9085
      @vareshpolu9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT💪🏾💪🏾

    • @hakurei06
      @hakurei06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chocolate lava cake is not just
      undercooked chocolate cake. That's not what makes the centre molten.
      You take a frozen cylinder of ganache
      and you set it in the ramekin so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten!

    • @dnerney
      @dnerney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jon Favreau is disappointed in this iteration

    • @cupcakemenace2036
      @cupcakemenace2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm glad cuz I was like that's just raw batter

  • @samoan-beast4968
    @samoan-beast4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Jokes on u....im gonna be alone this valentines day

    • @brandonvazquez3285
      @brandonvazquez3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel this

    • @Adi_Zdrzalkos
      @Adi_Zdrzalkos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly what I wanted to comment

    • @jackdonaghy3185
      @jackdonaghy3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aww, we can be alone together!!! 😝

    • @mellohi2899
      @mellohi2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      let's hug

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aww don’t say that. You’ll be alone next valentines day too

  • @earthtominiryu
    @earthtominiryu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3681

    "cwispy" has officially replaced "crispy" in my vocabulary

    • @ptypablo
      @ptypablo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I said it in my head all day today while at work, I just started watching Josh a few days ago

    • @shoople
      @shoople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it has since i saw the stupid batman meme he got it from, i was saying cwispy for a while and one of my friends sent me his video and said "HE SAYS CWISPY"

    • @1YoungVet
      @1YoungVet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is cwingey

    • @alfiekazi3086
      @alfiekazi3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ELITE SAUCE like you aren’t more cringey

    • @nighttimemink01
      @nighttimemink01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya me too

  • @brad6133
    @brad6133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    I went back and counted how many "c"s you had and I'm personally satisfied that you actually did 37 of them. That's the attention to detail I like to see from food videos.

  • @fazzdc5204
    @fazzdc5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Joshua Weissman: Bepis

  • @ashhat170
    @ashhat170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Bruh he's like a cross between a meme and cooking channel

  • @frittski8009
    @frittski8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Josh: what’s your opinion on making lava cake with the undercooked center vs a ball of ganache center with a fully cooked cake? It’s a subject of debate in the food world.

    • @colinhogue6008
      @colinhogue6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Frittski Carl Casper is screaming internally... and externally

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I would imagine the ganache center is both safer and richer in flavor, because you can add different spices and flavors to your ganache if you make it yourself.

    • @michaeld277
      @michaeld277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its was fu@$$$ molten!

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's FUCKING MOLTEN

    • @Axelrun1994
      @Axelrun1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@junkiejackflash you take a FROZEN CYLINDER OF GANACHE AND YOU SET IT IN THE RAMIKIN, SO AS THE OUTSIDE COOKS FULLY, THE INSIDE BECOMES MOLTEN! IT'S FUCKING MOLTEN!!

  • @SeeMick1
    @SeeMick1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    I’m shook that josh would ever start dating someone who liked their steak well done

    • @jamesinspanish4603
      @jamesinspanish4603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Conor i like well done

    • @ExcaliburTheOnlyOne
      @ExcaliburTheOnlyOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@jamesinspanish4603 how do i delete someone else's comment

    • @jamesinspanish4603
      @jamesinspanish4603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Scott Lyp it is what it is

    • @KevinRamirez-nk7cu
      @KevinRamirez-nk7cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      we all make mistakes in the heat of passion

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The only reason you should have a well done steak, is because it’s a thinner steak or low quality meat.

  • @yousirjustyeedyourlasthaw4975
    @yousirjustyeedyourlasthaw4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    8:11 “absolewtly zero *f a c k i n g* solt”

  • @renkoleman5578
    @renkoleman5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I love living in his closet and having him take care of me. Even teaching us how to make food for any potential future dates. Now I just need him to teach us how to get a date.

    • @assaultapple6561
      @assaultapple6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      potato ;-;
      That is beyond anyone’s power...

  • @Annie1962
    @Annie1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6332

    He sold his girlfriend after this to pay for the truffle.

    • @roseberry-nj2ux
      @roseberry-nj2ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Annie1962 uuuuhhhhhhh........

    • @natashadaniels2562
      @natashadaniels2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I was like, "he has truffle"? He's rich

    • @th9667
      @th9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You can literally buy 100g truffle for 20€ in my country. It's not thaat expensive

    • @natashadaniels2562
      @natashadaniels2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@th9667 this is the US, soooooo!

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      T H
      Where are you from?

  • @betsybrill736
    @betsybrill736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    6:38 THIS MAN is putting HIS HAND on that PIPING HOT BOWL am I just stupid OR DOES HE NOT FEAR GOD

    • @Ashoka...232
      @Ashoka...232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      If you spend enough time cooking you will develop hands that can handle much higher temperatures without really hurting, as far as I know Josh calls it asbestos hands I mostly just use it as a gag with friends. Pull cookie sheets out of the oven bare handed and shit.

    • @static1132
      @static1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      both these comments exude chaotic energy

    • @royalpayn4089
      @royalpayn4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not that bad, its just residual heat. It probably stings a bit, but it's no worse than a fresh sunburn.

    • @ilovetweek000
      @ilovetweek000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Royal Payn i get that but why go through the mild sting when it’s really easy to put on oven mitts

    • @royalpayn4089
      @royalpayn4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ilovetweek000 because they're oven mits, not pan mits. Think it thru man!
      (I don't actually know why, but I've never seen a pro cook put on mits)

  • @stephanies9689
    @stephanies9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    She's right though, you're pretty extra but it's really entertaining.

    • @mirandatorres2642
      @mirandatorres2642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely

    • @stephanies9689
      @stephanies9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Antonio Myers I think you could make the meal prep a good bonding time, it could be fun and cute. Really depends on the couple though

    • @sir1179
      @sir1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Antonio Myers to be fair he does work at a restaurant and is a bit of a perfectionist

    • @pitfulll6859
      @pitfulll6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Antonio Myers Hehe I'm a girl and I would LOVE this! It would be so cute, and would make me happy knowing that they spent all the time making it for me !

    • @sasielb8922
      @sasielb8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Antonio Myers i'd take home made meals and cooking with my love any day. Dont see that often at all. But yea preference

  • @keithkekezwa6868
    @keithkekezwa6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Josh, please do more of these. Honestly, knowing how/what types of foods to prep to entertain 2/4/6 people for the odd occasion would be so clutch

  • @candycoated_rage6591
    @candycoated_rage6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "easiest pasta you'll ever make"
    Him: t r u f f l e s

  • @lilegugava8686
    @lilegugava8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    Joshuaaaa can you make a "my girlfriend follow my recipe" please, as i can tell she cant cook so it would be fun

    • @ilasantarosa7195
      @ilasantarosa7195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YES

    • @megacaptcha5894
      @megacaptcha5894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She thought she liked her stakes Well done. WELL DONE!
      So I agree and support this comment 100 precent

  • @igorobrzut6243
    @igorobrzut6243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    damn bro you really did put 37 "c's" into that thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

    • @pastoraleman3396
      @pastoraleman3396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Carson69 Damn bro you really did put 37 "c's" into that thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

    • @methylenegrey
      @methylenegrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thickcque

    • @bloxmaker5900
      @bloxmaker5900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol u counted them?

    • @yousefalnahar2567
      @yousefalnahar2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pastor Alemán damn bro you also really put 37 c’s in that thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

    • @Trollofjom69
      @Trollofjom69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yousefalnahar2567 no fuckin way bro you put 37 c's in your thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

  • @diamondstudios2568
    @diamondstudios2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Josh: "You want the outside cooked and the inside under cooked"
    Me: LAVA CAKE ISINT UNDERCOOKED CHOCATE CAKE! IT'S FROZEN GANACHE THAT IS THEN MOLTEN IN THE MIDDLE.
    IT'S F@#*%!^ MOLTEN!!!!

    • @wardabomock7539
      @wardabomock7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Love the movie reference dude 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I never tell anyone what I'm making so that when my brownies are undercooked I can pass it off as lava cake. 😅
      If you put espresso powder on the top no one notices

    • @diamondstudios2568
      @diamondstudios2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LittleIcarus big brain over 9000

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diamondstudios2568 xd

    • @meerihundpferd7122
      @meerihundpferd7122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he meant a soufflé, which is the little chocolate cake with raw batter inside. Lava cakes are, as you said, little cakes you put hard chocolate or frozen ganache in and then bake.

  • @RadicalJudgments
    @RadicalJudgments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Josh turning a "well-done steak eater" into a regular person is all I ever wanted for Valentine's Day.

    • @tylerheinrichs2806
      @tylerheinrichs2806 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real. Why even eat steak if you cook it until it's gray and dry? Monstrous!

  • @johnsong3455
    @johnsong3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Made this on Valentine’s Day with my fiancée. We had a great four hours cooking and laughing together(We Sous Vide the steak cause we’re extra)! Thanks Joshua!!

    • @feliciawhite674
      @feliciawhite674 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did u balance the timing of everything

  • @FlyingSwitz
    @FlyingSwitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not only are his videos brilliant in the sense that he makes everything seem easy, they are also hilarious and warm my soul

  • @ChoccyBoyo
    @ChoccyBoyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    “iLl bE JoiNeD By mY GirLFriEnd” dude uncool... no need to flex on us so hard

  • @9annax
    @9annax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Me: hey babe, gonna cook all of those things for you
    My boyfriend: you know I don't like those fancy stuff, can't we just eat a hotdog?
    The level of disappointment....

    • @dask7428
      @dask7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dump him🛀

    • @Baylor_
      @Baylor_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      theo 13 cause he doesn’t like fancy stuff 😂

    • @nana_dolo
      @nana_dolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      damn.. cook it anyways and give yourself a really good meal :)

    • @6_blocks_under
      @6_blocks_under 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      make a fancy af hotdog

    • @emotionalavocado2336
      @emotionalavocado2336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pipocadoce idk bout u but that sounds like a cool boyfriend

  • @ashiri6886
    @ashiri6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Me two months ago: I’m never making those
    Corona: hold my corona

  • @nacholopez7348
    @nacholopez7348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    First Person to make it out of the cabinet guys!
    Stay strong, there is hope.

  • @User-47.00
    @User-47.00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is the best cooking channel ever, man. I’m so happy to see you getting continually funnier because you’re getting continually more comfortable with being yourself.
    We love you so much! Keep up the terrific work!!!

  • @ArcherJadephoenix
    @ArcherJadephoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just made the pasta for my mom and I for Christmas eve eve and she was incredibly impressed. :) thank you for showing the step by step directions so it's harder to screw up. :)

  • @txrnip
    @txrnip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Gf: OMG that's so cool I can't wait to eat that
    Josh: *pulling out camera* "B-ROLL"

  • @samasterchef
    @samasterchef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Josh: then rinse and repeat
    Amateur cook: ok I've rinsed my fresh pasta and Valentine's is now ruined

  • @CJsConfusedMama
    @CJsConfusedMama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "you need 2 cups of water. You can use tap or store bought, however I went to the Himalayas and got myself some Tibetan Ice just waiting to be melted - nothing special!"🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @dosvenas
    @dosvenas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    He goes " you can make this for your girlfriend, mother , lover or Brother" and then banjo noises, Im dead.

  • @sebastianbusch5013
    @sebastianbusch5013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I see no problem getting the black truffle. However...Getting a girlfriend idk

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m single

    • @sebastianbusch5013
      @sebastianbusch5013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      moi hi single, i’m Sebastian. Nice to meet you

    • @zynifi
      @zynifi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianbusch5013 damn

  • @MateiRacheru
    @MateiRacheru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Nobody:
    Literally not a single soul:
    Josh: *bepis*

  • @magnuswong6450
    @magnuswong6450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “I like my steak well done”
    Missed opportunity to say “thanks, that means a lot”

  • @Passionforfoodrecipes
    @Passionforfoodrecipes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The perfect courses to enjoy...alone.. under my blanket

  • @Nick-pu2kc
    @Nick-pu2kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Joshua: "Ill make a dinner for my girlfriend"
    Also Joshua: Eats the entire chocolate cake

  • @Ava-fc6gl
    @Ava-fc6gl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I made this for my family last night, it was amazing! (Besides me messing up on the sauce for the pasta...I couldn’t work fast enough). I’ve never made/cooked steak or lava cake before and it was a fun experience. My family really enjoyed it. I’m planning on making the lava cakes and Granita for a banquet coming up in a few months (if it goes through).

  • @-Sicko.
    @-Sicko. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love this dudes character. He's funny but also hella charming

  • @GuitarMan755
    @GuitarMan755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Damn bro, those noodles look especially bodacious" xD had me dying 5:00

  • @pastoraleman3396
    @pastoraleman3396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Oh good lord I never thought I could get this fancy for a single chair dinner... Guess the Häggen-Daazs will have to wait...

  • @theartofshwa
    @theartofshwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    6:06 - Me too broh. One of my uncles likes his steaks well done and I die inside every time he orders it.

    • @elshizz
      @elshizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My superintendent was steadfast in wanting her steak medium 😒 when we had our work luncheon. I asked if she trusted me and she surprisingly agreed to letting me try changing her mind.
      1 sous vide T-bone steak, seared over a charcoal chimney so hot the sun was jealous, later...she could only mutter a few words with eyes the size of dinner plates and a smile from ear to ear. Later she was shopping on Amazon for a sous vide cooker and asking what the hell a charcoal chimney was 😅
      If you cook it right, you can change people's minds.

  • @emeans13
    @emeans13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Easily became my favorite TH-cam channel. Only been watching for a month now but watch at least one video a day and am always learning! Bought the cook book and been making my own bread once a week and can’t wait to cook everything in the book! Thank you Josh

  • @smokeyknight1257
    @smokeyknight1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know what’s better than Valentine’s Day…
    B-roll

  • @Kumofan
    @Kumofan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm amazed by how fast this channel has grown. It seems like very little time since you had only like 100k subs. You deserve 300% of the attention you've gotten.

  • @toshiyuki4142
    @toshiyuki4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    FOR EVERYONE WHO'S MISSING THE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND INGREDIENT
    You are your own GF/BF. Treat yourself :)

  • @Caleb-no4yo
    @Caleb-no4yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This channel makes me truely happy with how you gently weave memes into your cooking. Also i wasnt a fan of B-Roll at first but now i feel like i cant live without it in my life

  • @mustwereallydothis
    @mustwereallydothis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    3:43 I can't help but wonder how many people are going to take that literally and rinse their noodles.

    • @sam62831
      @sam62831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      definitely crossed my mind for a second lol

  • @gabriellaspringer7184
    @gabriellaspringer7184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When he said "go home" i felt that🔥 stay safe everyone 😊

  • @KAWest-pv9sd
    @KAWest-pv9sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When I saw the lava cake, it absolutely reminded me of the movie "Chef".

    • @quantumvideoscz2052
      @quantumvideoscz2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you also remember the bit about ganache?

    • @KAWest-pv9sd
      @KAWest-pv9sd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quantumvideoscz2052 IT WAS MOLTEN...YOU'RE NOT GETTING TO ME...🤣🤣🤣 favorite cooking movie of all time.

  • @1harribo.
    @1harribo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Why hasn't this man auditioned for masterchef yet? He could definitely get on the next season

    • @hjaltee.t4171
      @hjaltee.t4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don't think you can enter if you have a background as a chef

    • @1harribo.
      @1harribo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hjaltee.t4171 idk I think you can enter as long as you dont currently work in a restaurant

    • @aymen93GgMu
      @aymen93GgMu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@1harribo. he would win in masterchef surely but no because he doesn't need them bro , he used to work in a big restaurant and he quit , he's doing alright on his own

    • @SGArna-uj2gh
      @SGArna-uj2gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Harribo he said in an insta live that he deep, he was selected but they make people sign weird paperwork (?) so he backed

    • @lowlight1063
      @lowlight1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats justt too fucking stressful, and for what? what if he fucks up? just forget it is like going to music school and getting out knowing nothing, instead of learning music urself but with passion

  • @kristenlam7858
    @kristenlam7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love he gives both measurements in the two different metric units

  • @jamesvo6624
    @jamesvo6624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First time cooking, surprised my gf with this after work, everything was a lil to salty but I think I did good, she said she didn’t think I could do anything like this. Goes to show you can do anything you put your mind to…

  • @MrOzy8080
    @MrOzy8080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    A prime transition opportunity was missed
    Josh: What do you love most about me?
    Her: Your B-Roll
    *Cut to the B*
    You gotta bring her back now!

  • @ashleyalexwallace
    @ashleyalexwallace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find you so amusing to watch. Most of all I have enjoyed your content enough that this weekend when I'm home from campus I plan to make one of the recipes. Thanks for the great content you make!

  • @estherkim6738
    @estherkim6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    0:04 significant other? What's that?
    *cries in single asf*

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Neo Prototype um ok?

    • @MegaMario8888
      @MegaMario8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      funny

    • @xtreamdream439
      @xtreamdream439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Neoprototype not many people like someone who is overly rude for no reason

    • @estherkim6738
      @estherkim6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Neoprototype you need to take a major chill pill man, being nice isn't that difficult

    • @ryankim2961
      @ryankim2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Neoprototype bruh wtf is wrong with you 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @libbygreer1486
    @libbygreer1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Early! Love the videos, keep it up! I’m so happy this channel is getting the attention it deserves.

  • @Wilfred748
    @Wilfred748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I made this for the girl i love. She absolutely freaked out, and asked "What are you doing in my house?"

  • @drdurchblick6871
    @drdurchblick6871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm not even Italian and I got an aneurysm from that Cacio e Pepe.

  • @willharcourt3764
    @willharcourt3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody:
    Joshua: “so your gonna want to get a kitchen, I actually made my own.”

  • @HFD993
    @HFD993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just made this pasta recipe from scratch at 3 am in quarantine with extra mushroom and chicken because why not ... without a pasta machine just rolled the dough till I lost the feeling of my hands .. it was really really good even without a significant other ❤️

  • @JXEditor
    @JXEditor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Jon Favreau is rolling in his grave.

    • @jacobbell3745
      @jacobbell3745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's molten you fucking asshole

    • @lmf8182
      @lmf8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jacobbell3745 YOU TAKE A FROZEN CILLINDER OF GRENACHE SO WHEN THE OUTSIDE COOKS FULLY THE INSIDE BECOMES MOLTEN

    • @caskaz1om
      @caskaz1om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      he's alive, lol.

    • @introvertairways
      @introvertairways 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In his theoretical grave anyway

    • @jayit6851
      @jayit6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does this dude know something we don't?

  • @pinklemonade6597
    @pinklemonade6597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1st course: flavoured ice with cream💀

  • @unknownhehe3903
    @unknownhehe3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys should film more videos together this is so cute and it’s make me happy and flustered ♥️

  • @Apenn_73
    @Apenn_73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jon Favreau when he sees your lava cake:
    Am I a joke to you?

  • @jason-dv5ef
    @jason-dv5ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joshua: I decided to make my own-
    Me: of course you did

  • @OldWorldNobility
    @OldWorldNobility 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Josh I love watching you cook. I get all kinds of ideas. I can’t have all the tools you do on a semi truck, but I’m slowly amassing a collection and love cooking. I showed another driver all the food stuff that I store under my bunk last night and he was shocked. I call it my food for the apocalypse, heh.

  • @TylerSchiebler
    @TylerSchiebler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Okay “rinse and repeat”
    I see you babish

    • @StreetpennyLP
      @StreetpennyLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'Snippy snip' and I see his Brad

  • @duckielee1158
    @duckielee1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “but you’re my idiot.”
    i cannot say how many times i’ve said this to my boyfriend.

  • @cr1sprarchives408
    @cr1sprarchives408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "you just came to the right place"
    *THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID AND ALSO THE TITLE OF SANTIAGO'S TAPE*

  • @nomnom4755
    @nomnom4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Uh oh... He made cacio e pepe with olive oil. I can already hear the italians

    • @elshizz
      @elshizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can feel the wind from their finger pointed hands furiously shaking.

    • @drunkenmasterii3250
      @drunkenmasterii3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rightfully so, what was the goal? It's unnecessary.

  • @aminagaliyeva4205
    @aminagaliyeva4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do I have a Valentines? NO. Am I going to cook these? NO. Did I watch this entire video? YES!

  • @lr7f803
    @lr7f803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the way these are edited so much honestly the memes are great

  • @samuelsmith7866
    @samuelsmith7866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why am I watching this I’m single and making pork chops for Valentine’s day
    Also wow I miss farmer’s markets
    Edit this looks rlly good and now I want to make this instead of pork chops

  • @szymonsobolewski9329
    @szymonsobolewski9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Me: Its gonna be a steak, its gonna be a steak...

  • @strawberrycreampuff1437
    @strawberrycreampuff1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is what everyone exactly needs. A four course meal for themselves cause we're all watching this and wishing we weren't single. :(

  • @ECrow-kg5ik
    @ECrow-kg5ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Video: Says this is perfect for a date night
    Me: Fully plans on eating alone

  • @jasperbell7798
    @jasperbell7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah, the perfect pantry shelf ingredient available in any corner grocery store
    *BLACK TRUFFLE*

  • @liamfinn1234
    @liamfinn1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an Italian that cacio e pepe is actually pretty accurate..great job👍🏻

  • @pchinchilla1203
    @pchinchilla1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was a cute video!!! Loved it! And i cant wait for the binging with babish collab (ya gotta do a BA test kitchen collab next/sometime!!!! )

  • @ian-duh
    @ian-duh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Let's not ignore the fact that this is Date Night and Josh made THREE dessert portions.

  • @sexypicard
    @sexypicard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok, we love her. This clearly needs to be her channel now. Burnt chicken and bud light all around!
    Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh ⚡️

  • @colinbrash
    @colinbrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Do a little snippy snip” - channeling your inner Brad? 😂

  • @fitdadexperiment-3eight797
    @fitdadexperiment-3eight797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lmao. “Have I ever served you a well done steak?” Lmfao

  • @khomol
    @khomol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. Million subs. Congrats. Like to think I was one of the earlier ones.
    Never thought about it but you have a manga/anime feel about you. From the music to the visuals at the end.

  • @fluffybren
    @fluffybren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i'm having flashbacks to the movie 'Chef' with that "lava cake"

    • @fluffybren
      @fluffybren 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Isabella when the chef was yelling at the critic, because the critic didn't know that a lava cake had a sphere of meted chocolate in the middle and wasn't an underbaked cake

  • @georgiaday5084
    @georgiaday5084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Carl Casper of Chef would be appalled by your “lava cake.” I, however, think it looks delicious.

  • @maximhlavac9012
    @maximhlavac9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do this every year please. We need it. Even I am single and just want to eat it by myself :3

  • @markhepperlen3648
    @markhepperlen3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “It’s a thinking mans pasta” 😂😂😂