she be like. Ruby:*scared* I know you what you did to him I heard him scream for help 0:03 Chris face. Ruby: *even More scared*GET AWAY FROM ME *tries to run* end,s up being a plushie Ruby:please just Buy It im doing this against my own will
@@AccurateAveryy7526 NOT THE JAR *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
You guys should definitely invest in the CJ plushie! It's perfect and completely harmless. *Please buy them,mine is about to beat me with a sack of dough.*
If this plushie get popular, is It possible you can make Ruby next? She was part of the CJ's FNF Mod, so I don't see why not? Also; have ya ever thought of ever collabing with Emezie Okorafor himself, or even a mod of his Icon or characters? CJ does have a striking resemblance of that Icon minus the acoustic guitar and spotlight on that hoodie and almost looked so familiar.
more ads should be like this, i just love the money jokes, because *honesty is the best policy* and this just feels like its actually effective holy shit what the fuck
"please do not drop him down the stairs" 1:38 "huh I made the plushie why are you asking me- 1:41 "GET YOUR CJ PLUSHIE NOW!!!" 1:45 lol 0:00 AAAAAAAAAA 0:06 e 0:12 nope I'm outta here 0:24 YOU CAN PUT ME INTO THE SUN! 0:31 0:33 WE ONLY CARE ABOUT THE MONEY! you can trust me for your life right? 0:38 ruby comment 0:45 doh 0:53 kiwi comment 0:54 vade comment 1:15 PLS GET ME OUTTA HERE 1:19 lino comment 1:25 skruncly 1:33 wat 1:56 and that's all!
The campaign is over now! Thank you all so much for buying the plushie!
If this plushie becomes a meme somehow then ok
Pelo plush vs cj plush
Can you make ruby plush
@@Trosovic uh
Just bought it my dog likes it
CJ's voice actor really nails the vibe of the whole situation, LOL
Credit to Cougar MacDowall for that
Cougar McDowall is a really good Voice Actor no matter what character he voices,his voice just fits any character
thats cougar for ya
@@jasperthejester3163 considering he's voiced Tabi, Big Brother, Salazar, & even BF himself (in Vs Spinel), I can see it pretty well
@@Healion123 he’s also a ezpz narrator
"We only care about the MONEY" -CJ 2022
JOKE!!!!!!
JOKE!!!!!!
JOKE!!!!!!
*n o t*
Jokes r r 😮
“That’s right everyone you should give me your money NOW” -CJ 2022
No *you.*
im poor
@@GlitcherStickster Well ti bad
XD
Oh good! Someone I can discuss this with! Did the part at 0:31 feel wired to you since there was no drake song?
0:53 hands down best second of the ad
✨DOH✨
@@sorbetshark5922 AAAAAAAAAAAA
✨️DOH 🤑😈✨️
dough
DOH
"You can even feed me to your dogs if you want!"
True comedy, Chris, keep it up
I can already imagine TheMaskedChris looking at Ruby right as the Cj plush goes out of sale and saying, “You’re next”
Yup im not suprised if he did
Imagine vade as a plushie
@@PainterUmbreon
Vade in a Jar
Bottom Text
she be like.
Ruby:*scared* I know you what you did to him I heard him scream for help 0:03 Chris face. Ruby: *even More scared*GET AWAY FROM ME *tries to run* end,s up being a plushie
Ruby:please just Buy It im doing this against my own will
Ruby: [chuckles] I’m in danger!
"But hey! I think it's pretty cute."
*"Dough"*
"AAA-"
Ruby: I think it's pretty cute
Cj plush: *dough*
Ruby: *Vietnam flashbacks*
Ye and she sounds adorable.
I never got that joke.
He said dough when starlight mayhem first released
Hold on, i actually love his old voice
@@Yeetv1 I still don't understand the joke
1:19 Exactly what i thought some people would say.
The voice acting gave me tingles.
F in the chat for CJ plushie, and to the real CJ for handling _her._
F
"I'll hold you so tight, your arms will fall off..."
Cj: haha, I'm in danger!
She said “I’ll hold you so dear to me at night your eyes will come off”
NOT THE JAR! *NOT THE F-CKING JAR!*
@@AccurateAveryy7526 NOT THE JAR
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
@@deadmarci Bro you good? 🤔
@@thatscottster24 yea i just had a very horrible memory occurrence.
Cj: *D O U G H*
Ruby: *perfectly cut scream*
YES IT HAS FINALLY COME CJ IS NOW A PLUSHIE YEEESSSSS!
🤣
We have yet to see more plushies, I think
Plushie Ruby when?
J o k e m o n e y:)
500th like
0:53 I JUST CAN'T WITH HOW PERFECTLY CUT RUBY'S SCREAM WAS
0:53
Doh
@@miguelaragones7446 Doh
CJ: Please don’t turn me into a markable plushie.
Chris: *turns him into a plushie*
CJ: aaaAAAAA-
piece was never option
markable
@@TristTheMusica peace*
@@TristTheMusica Why would Chris wait until now to make a CJ plush?
Fun fact: the cj plush will turn even more people into marketable plushies
*RUBY AND VADE, YOU’RE NEXT.*
it spreads like a plague
RUN BEFORE IT INFECTS YOU TOO
JESUS CHRIST
C0rruptzie: "Please do not drop him downstairs"
[2 Seconds Later]
CJ: #RipBozo
Lmao
You guys should definitely invest in the CJ plushie! It's perfect and completely harmless.
*Please buy them,mine is about to beat me with a sack of dough.*
The plush: 0:53
D O U G H
@@cookiecrisps4956 AAAA-
Beware of disney, it can buy you
Beware of nintendo, it can demand you
Beware of Chris, he can turn you into a marketable plushie
Majin and Phantom Fear : And I Took That Personally.
And beware of Vade, she is dangerous like vape.
Beware of Germany, it can ÆÑSÇLÛẞ you
Ruby: “I think it’s pretty cute!”
CJ plush: *makes one noise*
Ruby: “AAH!-“
"D O H ."
*”d o h”*
**D O U G H**
"DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE" - CJ 2022
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
@@Zpg-nw8uf *pop* AAAAHHHH
@Nicerose And Bow YTby buying the new cj plushie
All hail the CJ plush
@@gonxd7983 nice one
What fans have to say
0:46 Ruby
0:55 Kiwi
1:15 Vade
1:24 Leo
1:35 Chris
1:16 lmfao I love this part
Me too!🎉 1:16
Fun fact: For a IT lesson in school for a music festival, I used this for the idea, and for merchandise I made plushies too :)
AYO EPICCCCCCCCCCC
Chris, what have you done… Also the plush looks very cool!
"alright Chris where's my check!? Your paying me with marketable plushies damnit how am I gonna pay my rent" lmao 😂😂 best line ever
0:45
Ruby: I don't why or how exactly CJ got turned into a Plushie, But hey, i think it's pretty cute
CJ: *✨DOH✨*
Ruby: AAAAAHHHH
that caught me offgarud when i first heard it
I was looking for this comment
DOUGH
D O U G H
D O U G H
CJ: dough 😏
Ruby: AHHHHH
we need more people like chris in the community
I like how he jokes about the old CJ voice compared to how most people replace their characters vocals and just don’t talk about the old ones
Atsuover be like :baby im not even here I'm just a hallucination
fr
0:53
CJ Plush: *✨DOH✨*
Ruby: *AAAAAAAH*
If this plushie get popular, is It possible you can make Ruby next? She was part of the CJ's FNF Mod, so I don't see why not?
Also; have ya ever thought of ever collabing with Emezie Okorafor himself, or even a mod of his Icon or characters? CJ does have a striking resemblance of that Icon minus the acoustic guitar and spotlight on that hoodie and almost looked so familiar.
Ruby jar
@@slarsnel_ GOD NO
And Eteled
@@slarsnel_ 😳
@@slarsnel_ you know on second thought we don’t need a Ruby plush
0:53 Cj plushie: DoPe
Ruby:AHH-
0:31 eteled throws Cj to the sun
*HE KNOWS HE'S NEXT*
@@roundytoon your right
1:10 he tried to beat the s**t out on me
i will buy this immediately and keep him hostage.
Huh?
O_O
@@ninezbtw (it’s a joke)
Lamo
put him in the jar
After Ruby got jumpscared, she was never seen,
Until the next video with her in it.
me: im not gonna spend any money until i absolutely need to.
me when i see Cj plush: *sighs, then opens up wallet*
Same
give CJ the money lol
You look inside and there is no money
Give him the doh-oney only 28 doh-llars
Omg same
more ads should be like this, i just love the money jokes, because *honesty is the best policy*
and this just feels like its actually effective holy shit what the fuck
Holy crap, is that Cougar McDowall voice of Tabi, Big Brother, and narrator of Emkay? No way!
mcdonall
Pog
@@tranzient I was one letter off, but thank you
I think he did bosip's voice ;-; not sure tho
Wait, Cougar is the narrator of Emkay?? Holy shit I did not know that
Cj plush : DOH !
Ruby : AAAAAAAAAH !
Best part
0:52
Eteled, Ruby or any other existing popular character Chris has made after the CJ plush goes out of stock:
Im endangered
Eteled’s a mii, though, so there might be some copyright issues with Nintendo there.
@@AngryEnby eteled was not made by nintendo
henry morris: *chuckles* i`m in danger.
Make one out of *Everyone*. I want every single plushie character made by chris
@@YxVideos But he’s still a mii.
"Damn it Chris, why did you turn me into a marketable plushie?!"
I think CJ was loosing his mind promoting a voodoo doll of himself
1:22
"we all know how this goes"
- Cleveland
J A R
@@JoeMama-gv3nb Yes...
I need more overwhelmingly hilarious commercials like this to keep me buying stuff. XD
this is the only ad i will watch over and over again on purpose.
Vade is seriously gonna have so much fun with that plushie
I think she needs some medical therapy
@@D3ATH-1523 yeah since she seriously wants cj at night all the time that why he sometimes gets the bat for jail
@@TalentedCarrie agree and I bet there gonna be a interesting art of it
@@TalentedCarrie or probably stuff that none of us will ever unsee 0_0
👀
"that's right everyone you should give me your money!"
That's all I needed to hear
no CJ plushies were harmed during the making of this video, i promise.
Ruby: But hey! I think it's pretty cute!-
CJ: D o u g h
Ruby: A-
1:42 V A I C E R E V A L
First time heard: then CaptainJackAttack played with him
no. He actually says something near the end of starlight mayhem rebooted.
@@DamiRecall oh ok
"please do not drop him down the stairs" 1:38 "huh I made the plushie why are you asking me- 1:41 "GET YOUR CJ
PLUSHIE NOW!!!" 1:45
lol 0:00
AAAAAAAAAA 0:06
e 0:12
nope I'm outta here 0:24
YOU CAN PUT ME INTO THE SUN! 0:31
0:33 WE ONLY CARE ABOUT THE MONEY!
you can trust me for your life right? 0:38
ruby comment 0:45
doh 0:53
kiwi comment 0:54
vade comment 1:15
PLS GET ME OUTTA HERE 1:19
lino comment 1:25
skruncly 1:33
wat 1:56
and that's all!
“You can punch me into the sun!”
-CJ, 2022
1:32 what💀
I love how the cc says: no no chris dont turn me into a marketable FLUSHIE no
0:14 is this a Sr Pelo refrence
But dang I wish I could buy it
Finally, what we’ve always wanted
A way to throw our money at Chris
I'd throw it at him in coins. That is, if I'd buy the plushie.
Whoop Whoop!
0:09 the Bryan be like:
CJ be like: No Masked, por favor, NO ME CONVIERTAS EN MERCANCIAAHHH- *_CJ Peluche_*
Dude ruby be looking super pog face on the thumbnail
This is one of the funniest plushie advertisements I've ever seen.
1:23 CJ: noooooooOOOOOOOO-
"No, No! Chris, don't turn me into a marketable plushie!! NOOOOOOO-"
"aaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
0:17 Was laughing me death
AYUDA CHRIS, NO QUIERO SER UNA MILANESA
bueno... ¡Ser una milanesa no esta tan mal!
Ruby:
"I thing it is pretty cute!"
Cj plushie from da plushie street:
*D🅾️HG*
Ruby:
🅰️
Ruby’s Perfectly Cut Scream At 0:53
0:53 Cj moment.
This is the funniest ad I've ever seen in my life lmao, but yeah dat cj plushie is so damn cute
Vade with the CJ plush: 🥵
When I saw the jar: ._.
0:20 Are you sure about that?
0:53 doh intensifies
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!
0:51 I catch the reference to the OG vocals
He fully became a plushie with no mercy by Chris, anyways good vid and Happy St Patrick`s Chris!
Cj: dough
Ruby: AHHHH
a alguien mas le resulto adorable la parte de ruby la escena me dio ternura y el grito me dio mucha risa jaja
“DOUGH”
Cj 2022
Damn everyone’s making plushies now
finnally something worth putting in the jar!
Me: don't put him in the jar...
* the jar slowly appears *
Me: NOOOOO-
NOT THE JAR......
CJ’s mom:Cj wake up I made Pancakes
Cj: 1:39
Ok now we need Ruby plush to become a thing. Make it happen people.
0:53 Plz i'm crying on how Ruby screamed when CJ screamed "DoH" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
1:44 why are you *aking* me
His accent may be well...that
But you can tell what's hes saying even the accent, if not. Put captions in
@@RealityContractor i know, i was saying it as a joke.
@@mr.zzz932 but what if that joke.....was real?
@@RealityContractorim not sure.
@@mr.zzz932 I said what if not it's for real or something.
“But hey, I think it’s pretty cute!”
“D O H”
Bf be like 0:40
The part when cj did his old voice and scared ruby had me laughing so hard.
0:03 XD
"i created this plush
why are you asking me--"
If they made a Vade plushie it would sell out quicker than a PS5 at Christmas. We all know why.
0:55 Kiwiburd literally has the best part
0:34 More Like Preston (Joke)
Who?
@@marle7d The legendary Minecraft Veteran TH-camr, Preston.
WHEN I SAW THE JAR I PANICKED
*Coming soon:*
"Hey Ruby~"
"OMG- NO CHRIS PLS DON'T-"
*BUT WE NEED IT-*
@@user-gz8un5ls8m
Yeah *we need it*
Oh wait a don't have money-
@@Nerii_75 *O H*
*LET'S ROB THE BANK! LET'S GOOO!*
@@user-gz8un5ls8m
*y e s*
0:51 THIS PART CRACKED ME UP 😂
CJ turned himself into a marketable plush
Oh my god...
No. Chris is responsible for plushifying.
0:53 DOH
This is epic! I will be buying it and adding it to what seems like my endless pile of FNF merch.
The "dough" got me SO HARD LOL
(This part is what im talking about 0:52)