Non-ophidian squamatan squad would be a nice cladistic name for the group. I think that you are underestimating the bearded dragon. They have decent burst speed, nice climbing and jumping abilities and a pretty high by force if they decide to use it. Also, European legless lizards may be better tanks with a very strong armor and have a pretty strong bite force if they decide to use it. I think that you are overestimating the leopard gecko. Unless it starts biting harder, his tail drop is going to be really inefficient. Unlike other lizards that only drop the part of the tail that is caught,the leopard gecko will drop the whole thing. The funniest choice would be a crested gecko though.
At least we can all agree on the megamouth. Blender has her ups and downs, especially when she wants results. But Megamouth is a true tank and essential in any alien-fighting lizard team. That is a very wide demographic.
I mean, we did have a legless lizard. And You were watching in the manner in which I intended it to be watched. If you were sober, bloody nora, you may not have made it to the end.
You get points for efford and the end saved the video. SPOILERS BELOW . . . . After the coin flip this happened: earth forces got close to winning, they recaptured half of earth back. Shard got hungry and looked at some of the alien remains, they look a lot like insects, they probably taste good. so Shard did what only came naturally, he did take a bite. After seeing that the rest of the super hero lizards joined in and all started eating, they diserved this. Sadly enough the proteins from aliens do not fold the same way like life on earth and they ended up being toxic for our team, they all died within 2 hours, earth was defeated.
That's an interesting take on the story. I had a slightly different ending in my head. Mine was more along the lines of the aliens just blowing everything up.
Your funnier when you beep out the cussing...Good vid.
You could add in a squad of mourning geckos who multiply themselves endlessly and overwhelm the enemy with sheer numbers!
Or a Blue Tongue Skink who......is kinda a lazy sausage with tiny legs........at least Spike Beard would have someone to hang out with back at HQ!
in fairness, we could have just had them in the squad. That would have worked, dam it.
Non-ophidian squamatan squad would be a nice cladistic name for the group. I think that you are underestimating the bearded dragon. They have decent burst speed, nice climbing and jumping abilities and a pretty high by force if they decide to use it. Also, European legless lizards may be better tanks with a very strong armor and have a pretty strong bite force if they decide to use it. I think that you are overestimating the leopard gecko. Unless it starts biting harder, his tail drop is going to be really inefficient. Unlike other lizards that only drop the part of the tail that is caught,the leopard gecko will drop the whole thing. The funniest choice would be a crested gecko though.
At least we can all agree on the megamouth. Blender has her ups and downs, especially when she wants results. But Megamouth is a true tank and essential in any alien-fighting lizard team. That is a very wide demographic.
What the hell was this? I’m high AF and am wondering why a snake wasn’t a part of the squad. Every squad needs that one outsider.
I mean, we did have a legless lizard. And You were watching in the manner in which I intended it to be watched. If you were sober, bloody nora, you may not have made it to the end.
now we know who not to ask if yellow crickety aliens invade the earth
Yeah, the lizards do not do as well as I had hoped.
That's what you meant, right
You get points for efford and the end saved the video.
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After the coin flip this happened:
earth forces got close to winning, they recaptured half of earth back. Shard got hungry and looked at some of the alien remains, they look a lot like insects, they probably taste good.
so Shard did what only came naturally, he did take a bite. After seeing that the rest of the super hero lizards joined in and all started eating, they diserved this. Sadly enough the proteins from aliens do not fold the same way like life on earth and they ended up being toxic for our team, they all died within 2 hours, earth was defeated.
That's an interesting take on the story. I had a slightly different ending in my head. Mine was more along the lines of the aliens just blowing everything up.
Hell yeah my bearded dragon will protect earth😂
They did fail, but he tried.
@@gizmosreptiles he probably scared them off with those judging stares😂
The 4K Tongues ...do Dallas... I mean, if she's lucky...
yes
@@gizmosreptiles lol very that
Thoutgh that my little murderer hedhogy would just sweep but he never tried crickets so