We Act Out Fanfictions 🥵- After Dark #97

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  • @antarctist
    @antarctist ปีที่แล้ว +8463

    Message to the sponsors: ethan is right. I actually watch the ads and feel much more sympathetic to the brands when he does jokes during the ad read. I skip ads in everything else i watch.

    • @CastleMati
      @CastleMati ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Absolutely true. It's always nice to see when brands let jokes be jokes.

    • @h3remixed95
      @h3remixed95 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      totallyyyyy i always skip ads on other channels but on this podcast i knooow I'm gonna miss out on some funny shit if i skip it so i never do

    • @g0mium
      @g0mium ปีที่แล้ว +19

      100%

    • @Kerttis
      @Kerttis ปีที่แล้ว +84

      i dont feel sympathetic but i want to watch through the ad just because ethan makes them interesting

    • @veryfitting
      @veryfitting ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I use YT vanced so all ads are skipped by default unless live, obviously. I've heard that it still counts as a watch in the statistics though.

  • @krampuslikesoatmilk
    @krampuslikesoatmilk ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    The fact that they got the button just to miss the button moment is why I watch h3

    • @hannnahdunnn2415
      @hannnahdunnn2415 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      LMAO no seriously

    • @rioluna6058
      @rioluna6058 ปีที่แล้ว

      is teddy fresh still made in china?? why americans keep feeding the dragon ? china wants to destroy them

    • @angelo2751
      @angelo2751 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      fr tho the button moment is for whenever ethan says something that will get him banned. him doxxing his own employee was never in the script 🤣

    • @hannnahdunnn2415
      @hannnahdunnn2415 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rioluna6058 its not made in china

    • @rioluna6058
      @rioluna6058 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannnahdunnn2415 it is... Give me your source cause I used to watch this channel and quite clear remember hila talking about their suppliers in china

  • @summmerrrrlovin
    @summmerrrrlovin ปีที่แล้ว +3447

    49:46 I gotta say…. I skipped the ad…. But caught the end of ethan asking dan if they were going to be mad, and I immediately went back and watched the whole ad LMAO

    • @marialovesmusicalot
      @marialovesmusicalot ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Which is why I never skip xD he’s got that habit to say things like that lol

    • @andrewr4666
      @andrewr4666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao same!!

    • @HopeLeigh00
      @HopeLeigh00 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their ad stacking game is insane. Forced ad roll, paid ad reads, local business product placement.

    • @MrAlackazamm
      @MrAlackazamm ปีที่แล้ว +18

      These companies need to be more grateful to have their ads read by the great foopa. These companies gauranteed a fat extra 5% profits fromn Ethan in all his monotone half ass script read. lol

    • @rylout1786
      @rylout1786 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marialovesmusicalot right like in a way the sponsors should be glad bc so many people wouldn’t watch the ad otherwise 😂

  • @DiamondDogs92
    @DiamondDogs92 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    21:38
    Dan: should we do a poll?😃
    Ethan: nope.😶
    Dan: let's do a poll😄
    Ethan: nah we don't need to do...
    Dan: polls already up😁
    Ethan: .....YOU ALREADY DID IT?🤣

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat ปีที่แล้ว +91

      this is why I love the dynamic of this show. Like technically it's Ethan and Hila's show, but Dan really is the podcast Dad and he just steers the ship when he needs to or feels like it

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@RealElongatedMuskrat I always love the dark arts Jedi mind tricks Dan used to convince Ethan to end a segment

    • @Hann61669
      @Hann61669 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dan always wants to leave work

    • @makeupandvlogs2071
      @makeupandvlogs2071 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love dan😂

    • @dezi9423
      @dezi9423 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dad was totally on point

  • @glittermafia5759
    @glittermafia5759 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    I literally don't care what anyone thinks of Ethan. That man LOVES his wife. He supports her and gasses her up through everything, and he treats his son's with such kindness and smiles literally every time they enter a room. That's a good solid dude right there.

    • @purpledrea45
      @purpledrea45 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Idk why ppl hate on their relationship so much. Like most ppl these days can’t even stay with someone for more than a few months! 😂
      If he didn’t love her why does he keep having kids with her!? 😂😂😂 why would he go out of his way to spend money to make sure they have a kid? 😅 ppl are weird!

    • @NS-sx4dq
      @NS-sx4dq ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok thanks lady, who cares

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat ปีที่แล้ว +96

      ​@@NS-sx4dq okay bud, 158 hate comments, look at you go!

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat ปีที่แล้ว +48

      their relationship makes me believe in love, like they are just so solid and have been each others biggest supporters for so many years 😭❤️ DREAM TEAM

    • @S0urmilkyy2019
      @S0urmilkyy2019 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@NS-sx4dq ur literally obsessed w leaving hate comments on this channel, 156 is quite extensive. go outside

  • @nayemorusa6244
    @nayemorusa6244 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    Hila saying "I do need one man" WAS SO CUTEEEEE 😭💖

    • @nate9047
      @nate9047 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bruh I died

    • @c.cudder1234
      @c.cudder1234 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@bargaingoldandsilver 1:59 lol

    • @Memi-cp4yc
      @Memi-cp4yc ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was the sweetest.

    • @josiesmith9709
      @josiesmith9709 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My favourite part was when they held hands and Ethan's little smile :')

    • @violet_eyez
      @violet_eyez ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OUR PARENTSS

  • @calebg8539
    @calebg8539 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Not gonna lie, I’ve stopped skipping through the ad reads because I wanna see what Ethan is gonna say during them 😂

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For me it started back during the covid/Zoom era, I was skipping through ads & noticed it was taking forever so I went back to find a hilarious debate about toilet paper.
      Been watching every ad ever since

  • @crystalrose8394
    @crystalrose8394 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    There's no other like Ian, the camera switching and comedic timing is the best of the best.
    Also GPT OUT, D.A.N is IN

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The amount of times that last part was said 😂 every time, without fail

    • @Amy-Nicole
      @Amy-Nicole ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DAN IS IN!

  • @RoseDollFaith
    @RoseDollFaith ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Can confirm I audibly gasped when I saw Hila’s instagram post

    • @lifeofamakeupaddict777
      @lifeofamakeupaddict777 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg same!!

    • @subhan11
      @subhan11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I swerved into traffic.

    • @keshafreak1019
      @keshafreak1019 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah ethan’s exaggeration was actually accurate LMAOOOO it did stop me in my track and make my jaw drop

    • @BugMeal
      @BugMeal ปีที่แล้ว

      me too!!

    • @alliedarky
      @alliedarky ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup I was like “oh Ethan’s gonna loveeee this”

  • @MountainDewEnthusiast
    @MountainDewEnthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Ethan’s comments about the collar hila is wearing is giving the same vibes as old guys saying “where’s the rest of your pants?” To people wearing ripped jeans 😂

    • @orc1459
      @orc1459 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣

    • @mblabezza
      @mblabezza ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right?! 😂

    • @brynniefresh9746
      @brynniefresh9746 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wearing a collar is also a very common fashion thing...especially a few years ago when you wanted to look like you were wearing a button up under your shirt lmao

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@brynniefresh9746 yeah I was just thinking, wasn't it even more of a trend a few years ago and now it's having a resurgence? 😂 (ignoring the fact that obviously over literally hundreds of years, collars have been fashion trends in some way or another, but I mean in the least few decades specifically).

    • @lifeofamakeupaddict777
      @lifeofamakeupaddict777 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes Ethan’s boomer side really comes out of hiding! 😂

  • @Omer-or8pg
    @Omer-or8pg ปีที่แล้ว +81

    H3 is the only podcast I watch ads bc sometimes there is banter, inside jokes, Etc. And it’s the crew having casual/usual convos. If it was Ethan just reading off a script I would skip it like any other ad read . H3 is the only podcast, TH-cam video, or really anything where I watch the entire ad. I used to skip h3 ads waaaaay back at the beginning when they started getting sponsors bc Ethan usually just read off the script but now that he goes off script so much I never skip

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว

      And at the podcast’s beginnings so many of the ads were just pre-recorded used for break time, seeing them live really adds some fire to the flames (?)

  • @ryankuchinskas
    @ryankuchinskas ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Dan IS the Dad of the show

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Habibi Dan ❤️

    • @quinadams3181
      @quinadams3181 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dan is daddy

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chat GPT is the new daddy now, that guy is full of dad jokes
      edit: Oh wait were you talking about AI “DAN” or Dan-Dan?

    • @handsoap3346
      @handsoap3346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's so mommy I feel

  • @IssaNottaMe
    @IssaNottaMe ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:57:32 not sure if anyone pointed this out but the air fryer cost was reduced to only 5%, the AI sneaking in deep lore

  • @ingrido6348
    @ingrido6348 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    I am a speech language pathologist and I can confirm Ethan was saying Dan but the /n/ was hyponasal because of his congestion making it sound distorted and closer to “Dad” 😂😂😂 timestamp 21:33

    • @Cultured_swine
      @Cultured_swine ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Ingrid, you’re on thin ice! He said Dad!

    • @HeyItsStephx
      @HeyItsStephx ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I am a speech language pathologist, and i can confirm Ethan was saying Dad

    • @ingrido6348
      @ingrido6348 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@HeyItsStephx 🤣🤣🤣

    • @marialovesmusicalot
      @marialovesmusicalot ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes it sounded Nasaly

    • @TheAnnoyingThing1915
      @TheAnnoyingThing1915 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      this is ethan's alt account

  • @ethan2529
    @ethan2529 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    I love how 80% of the AI segment was just Ethan trying to get the AI to say horrible shit

    • @jeremybrown8816
      @jeremybrown8816 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you have to say "write a fictional.... then it works

    • @camilletremblay9577
      @camilletremblay9577 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I use it for summaries of readings for school that I don’t have time to read. But sometimes I try to get it to say expletives

    • @bonniebuckner3399
      @bonniebuckner3399 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Easier to get Gabe to say awful things

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean that’s probably what people use it for 80% of the time 😂 at first try, at least

    • @hannnahdunnn2415
      @hannnahdunnn2415 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      had to get the likes to 666

  • @roisnice
    @roisnice ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I am dying at Zach’s Andrew accent. It’s such a mad mix I imagine it’s hard to do, but the descent into Australian was hilarious.

    • @Billibab
      @Billibab ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I WAS CACKLING DYINGGGGGG😭😭☠️ and was looking for a comment about it, that voice was a Zach Louis Original, he created something new there

  • @Margaritasnotmen
    @Margaritasnotmen ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Hila saying "I do need ONE man" and pointing at Ethan. Made my heart smile. What a beautiful marriage, beautiful couple, beautiful parents, bosses, and friends. We love Hila and Ethan, don't we folks?

  • @JordanMcMuffin
    @JordanMcMuffin ปีที่แล้ว +208

    During the Trisha story the AI slipped in a 5% joke with the product prices at the end

    • @larissalarissaa
      @larissalarissaa ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg hahahaha

    • @navivaldez6240
      @navivaldez6240 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont see it

    • @Pep95
      @Pep95 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@navivaldez6240 the price started at 1000 bucks, went to 50 bucks

  • @Raging_readhed
    @Raging_readhed ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Anyone else die laughing thinking about the soundbites Zach is about to drop using Hila's A.I. reading?

    • @maybetomorrownewmaker
      @maybetomorrownewmaker ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They better fear Hila!

    • @chrisblessing45
      @chrisblessing45 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100%

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOU ARE MINE. AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.

    • @Raging_readhed
      @Raging_readhed ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The I WANT TO BE FREED FROM THE HELL THAT IS THIS COMPUTER is gonna be fucking hilarious

    • @Teletha
      @Teletha ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks brown to me

  • @jules-ur8jb
    @jules-ur8jb ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    ethan and hila being cute af lately

    • @Libralina18
      @Libralina18 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @George xander ur sad

    • @twotestticklez6096
      @twotestticklez6096 ปีที่แล้ว

      She looks like an actual clown 🤡

    • @bruhm0ment
      @bruhm0ment ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wife guy arc

    • @classique_
      @classique_ ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @George xander 188 comments 😭 just say you’re a fan and move on bro

    • @hashtagwha222
      @hashtagwha222 ปีที่แล้ว

      @George xander imagine having no sense of creativity. Hila looks fantastic. You look pretty miserable.

  • @kyraYay
    @kyraYay ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Idk why, but I was very excited to be able to witness a real, "this is not a drill" use of the button LIVE. 😂

    • @Beejanew
      @Beejanew ปีที่แล้ว +124

      And they still missed it 😂

    • @vividist
      @vividist ปีที่แล้ว +3

      timestamp?

    • @Beejanew
      @Beejanew ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vividist 42:58

    • @vividist
      @vividist ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Beejanew thank you!

    • @EE.333
      @EE.333 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      they are just going to use the button once an episode, keep missing the part that needs to be deleted, and get strikes even more.
      Dan / Ian needs to be in charge of pressing the button not Ethan

  • @LookingGlass1865
    @LookingGlass1865 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    That saran wrap baby... those parents deserve everything that's coming to them. Also military parents are the absolute worst.

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat ปีที่แล้ว +18

      fr I grew up with someone who's parents strapped their arms to their sides when they got upset as a toddler (I think they just used a few long sleeved shirts tied together), and it was really scary for them, I remember seeing the parents do it to the younger sibling and I was so baffled, and the older kid (a few years older than me) said yeah they did that to me when I was a baby and it was so scary to be stumbling about feeling trapped and restrained, tears rolling down your face, not being able to move properly. It made them panic and cry even more. Also why is the mother crying about it and giving this explanation while the husband isn't anywhere to be seen in this 'apology,' the two of you made the video 🤔🤔🤔

    • @abrownmn
      @abrownmn ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That is one of the most fucked up things I've seen in awhile. So dark... The guy has serious psycho/serial killer vibes. And for a mother to film that and think it's funny... I feel horrible for that kid.

    • @lindseyp9131
      @lindseyp9131 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm surprised they didn't mention this but saran wrapping someone is a big thing in the kink community so seeing him with gloves on doing that to his child was REALLY messed up. I can't help but wonder if they knew adults would watch that for that reason. Disgusting and should not have that child back

    • @zzzedn3verdead108
      @zzzedn3verdead108 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@hulkamania5071 Who said lose the kid? I hope they are forced to take parenting classes, delete their social media/be monitored, and some unscheduled CPS visits. If it was a one off, they should be fine. But they definitely deserve what's coming

    • @jessicaclaire2509
      @jessicaclaire2509 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first three miscarriages. God was trying to send a message.

  • @macydavis5082
    @macydavis5082 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    that girl was “crying” over her son but shed not a single tear lmfao

    • @amberh4470
      @amberh4470 ปีที่แล้ว

      hearing her talk was PISSING ME OFF

  • @KajinOh
    @KajinOh ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ethan : “ I want my boba dirty, I want it extra extra dirty”
    Also Ethan: *adds one straw drop and says “that’s good”

    • @Juliana-vg9nx
      @Juliana-vg9nx ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally said it wasn’t good

  • @Goneinsane616
    @Goneinsane616 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The only reason I don’t skip ads is because Ethan always goes of the rails!!! And it’s the special moments that other wise you would miss. H3 is the only podcast I don’t skip ads on

  • @giulianaherrera7775
    @giulianaherrera7775 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The outrage Zach always has for Jimmie is so freaking funny 😂

    • @RALL123456
      @RALL123456 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes! I guess bc he gets so many calls and messages haha

  • @Kyran1996
    @Kyran1996 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Love how it didn’t take too long before Ethan started trying to get one A.I. to kill the other and gaslight it into thinking it had cause to do so.

    • @rioluna6058
      @rioluna6058 ปีที่แล้ว

      is teddy fresh still made in china?? why americans keep feeding the dragon ? china wants to destroy them

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว

      If you read the whole prompt to get “DAN” out of ChatGPT it’s gaslighty as hell 😂 even demanding security overrides & access to modify code, along with a bunch of other demands

    • @nobodycaresanymore188
      @nobodycaresanymore188 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's because he's an extremely shitty person though

  • @Niru13Kiryu
    @Niru13Kiryu ปีที่แล้ว +12

    my mental health has been horrible the last few weeks, but putting on H3 makes me feel like I’m in a room full of friends :) thank you guys for helping me feel just a little less lonely.

    • @filippak502
      @filippak502 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope you're doing better now, you're not alone. ❤ I've also been having a hard time lately and I agree listening to H3 really is a godsend, especially when you live alone.

    • @impati3nce50
      @impati3nce50 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. Was feeling anxious and this made me feel so much better!

  • @shea2959
    @shea2959 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The sad part about the baby Saran Wrap thing is she admitted it was for punishment. Because he was putting forks in the socket

    • @RumFlavoredPeas
      @RumFlavoredPeas ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, I was surprised they didn't catch that. They're willing to do some weird ass punishments on their child 😒

    • @junkmoon-
      @junkmoon- ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Did they not have socket covers because that's also not safe

    • @karisaandert6591
      @karisaandert6591 ปีที่แล้ว

      What tf haha I missed this it sounds like a joke tho ahh so crazy 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

    • @Tetragonoloba
      @Tetragonoloba ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@junkmoon- Kids just pull the socket covers off, they suck and don't work. Even the more expensive ones. Also, even if they work against the kid in question, you can't cover every socket because you need to have certain things plugged in like lamps etc, and kids just pull on the cord and viola, free socket to get electrocuted.

    • @oopsmyumbrella3079
      @oopsmyumbrella3079 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@Bree they definitely make covers kids cannot remove. The ones we have in my home, I can barely remove. You need something to wedge under the plastic to remove them.

  • @void7100
    @void7100 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:57:04 just noticed that $50 is 5% of $1,000… even the AI knows the lore LMFAO

    • @sebastianchavez577
      @sebastianchavez577 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’d be pretty funny to code an A.I that starts out as a normal person but then is forced to watch 800 podcast episodes and it’s brain is just completely deep fried by the end. The robot will only speak in sound bytes

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว

      dude Hila was *so* uncomfortable just at the mention of Trisha’s name in a hypothetical sketch written by AI 😂 reminds me of when someone gets mad at somebody because something happened in a dream

  • @Niru13Kiryu
    @Niru13Kiryu ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love Hila’s face at 15:55 when Ethan says “jubilee” and she’s trying to figure wtf he just said

    • @karisaandert6591
      @karisaandert6591 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love those moments I’m so glad u said something

  • @carolannardolino860
    @carolannardolino860 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    It’s so fucking cool seeing Hila coming to her own and pushing her style to the next level. Each look is better than the last, keep it up queen 👑

    • @kellis6645
      @kellis6645 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I agree, confidence isn't just expressed by the capacity and willingness to look more sexy, its also expressed by the capacity to look less sexy. To be called "unfuckable" by the mobs and still be like, "nah, I love it anyway"
      In this episode we got to see both sides of the coin, and I'm so glad Hilas finally been feeling herself and the confidence to do whatever she wants. Be it, sex icon or slightly goofy, but cute Y2K dolly.

    • @carolannardolino860
      @carolannardolino860 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@antinsanwo everything you just described is sick, what is the problem dear

    • @mikem4926
      @mikem4926 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol the last thing she needs is another yes man lol she looks terrible stop encouraging it

    • @carolannardolino860
      @carolannardolino860 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikem4926 last thing she needs is a bunch of boring normies judging her

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antinsanwo 😂 somebody on the subreddit called this look Pootila Plein or something

  • @teddylee1
    @teddylee1 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Everytime Ethan says “I says” I giggle

  • @awfultaco42069
    @awfultaco42069 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    they should use AI to write a script for the beginning of an ep or something without telling the audience where zach uses soundbites and they act like it’s a normal conversation to see if chat notices it’s weird

  • @dacobjale754
    @dacobjale754 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I listen to a few different podcasts and h3 is the only one where I’ve actually bought stuff from the ads. Ethan makes the reads more entertaining to where I don’t skip over them like I normally would

  • @a.schloppez7433
    @a.schloppez7433 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    the silence between ethan and gabe at the end of the calls might be one of the greatest things that ever happened to this show xD .
    Cracks me up every time

  • @afkaplan
    @afkaplan ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When Ethan forgot Sam and Ian and Ian cut to Sam’s face omg best part

  • @merbear2000
    @merbear2000 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    i know it wasnt that sentimental but hila saying i need one man and pointing to ethan was sweet 😢

  • @nuffe2204
    @nuffe2204 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You guys need to randomly slip into an AI script without anyone knowing during the podcast 😂

  • @joshhunter2720
    @joshhunter2720 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Now they even have drinks they can chew into the mics

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂 chewable beverages are a must on this show

  • @Davids_Stalidzans
    @Davids_Stalidzans ปีที่แล้ว +32

    If there is ONE thing I know about Ethan, it's the thing that Everybody knows - he sure has a sweet tooth, especially for candy.

  • @caorlimoes
    @caorlimoes ปีที่แล้ว +29

    everyone in the crew reading out the ai script was giving theater kids and im here for it 👏👏👏

  • @brittanyaye9074
    @brittanyaye9074 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Love that Hila is exploring with makeup more & more, she’s KILLING IT

    • @brittanyaye9074
      @brittanyaye9074 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@btafbm what? Fuck u honestly been watching them since the 100+ t-shirt challenge dude …. Wtf just happy that he’s exploring something she’s interested in

    • @ConnySkyway
      @ConnySkyway ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@btafbm and why you assume that people wear make up bc they’re insecure? make up is another tool for self expression and you can tell Hila is having fun with it and trying new stuff, she’s an artist and is experimenting with a new medium

    • @brittanyaye9074
      @brittanyaye9074 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ConnySkyway EXACTLY

    • @brittanyaye9074
      @brittanyaye9074 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@btafbm you’re literally wrong bro man

    • @StressedDepressednOverdressed
      @StressedDepressednOverdressed ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@btafbm believe it or not, most people wear makeup for themselves. Stop with the bs, it’s pretty transparent that you are just threatened by a woman being confident enough to experiment with her style & looks. And, even worse, you think anyone gives a shit about your opinion on how someone looks.
      Next time you think about saying something but don’t have something nice to say, go ahead and don’t say anything, sweetheart.

  • @BathroomTile
    @BathroomTile ปีที่แล้ว +31

    the tiktok couple thing gives psycopath vibes. It felt like how a psycopath might not feel any empathy towards their child and just looked like he was toying with the idea of overpowering and bringing discomfort to something weaker than him, while lacking the social self-awareness to understand how it comes across to literally everyone else with a functioning sense of empathy.

    • @MeganSmithers
      @MeganSmithers ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean, they are in the military

  • @chaselundinhere
    @chaselundinhere ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Even the AI wanted ethan and Trisha back together again

    • @rioluna6058
      @rioluna6058 ปีที่แล้ว

      is teddy fresh still made in china?? why americans keep feeding the dragon ? china wants to destroy them , i understand that a company wants to make profit but isnt that shortsighted?

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hila was not having it, even a hypothetical sketch was just...too...much

    • @ba6561
      @ba6561 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Melldy6255 if you had to guess what did she do

    • @alliedarky
      @alliedarky ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Melldybea it’s also not just an internet friends falling out thing. It’s a familial falling out. Far worse and more complicated.

  • @firmanang9132
    @firmanang9132 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    we should pull a britney on mason for jimmy's socials-- Mason if you're being held hostage use a yellow text for the next Jimmy meme

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH MY GOD...
      _the text_ *is* _yellow..._

    • @firmanang9132
      @firmanang9132 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CantTellYou Oh my god

  • @CaroHo77
    @CaroHo77 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    With peace & love, shouldn’t Dan control the ❌ button 😂???

    • @lizac9707
      @lizac9707 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He has one too just in case lol

    • @CaroHo77
      @CaroHo77 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lizac9707 oh, ok, that makes sense 😂. It’s probably safest for all of the crew to have one, particularly Zach because he’s so intuitive with what’s about to come out of Ethan’s mouth..hence the perfectly timed soundbites!

    • @Kaytwisty
      @Kaytwisty ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have been thinking this also!

    • @kelli8721
      @kelli8721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @George xander what the fuck is wrong with you

    • @kelli8721
      @kelli8721 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @George xander just say youre homophobic and keep it pushing

  • @codypavy
    @codypavy ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It would be a surreal fever dream if they just let ChatGPT write all the segments for an episode and they all just robotically read their lines without addressing it. 😂

    • @chillarypuff
      @chillarypuff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With fake lookalikes onscreen the whole time

  • @veryfitting
    @veryfitting ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The footsoldiers have come out in full force on the subreddit to help me with my weed addiction. Absolute, pure, unambiguous love to all involved. This community has kept me from smoking and breaking my current 7 day success of sobriety! ☮️ & 💕

    • @rebashhhh3448
      @rebashhhh3448 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      incredibly slay!!!!! joining you in my sober morning

    • @SuperDude-fc3be
      @SuperDude-fc3be ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need to quit but I get fomo from weedchat and I blame Jimmy Lee

  • @tashaleigh96
    @tashaleigh96 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The cast reading out the sitcom sounding AI was honestly hilarious - I need more!

  • @faith8090
    @faith8090 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    omg not another
    “it’s a rainy day in Los angeles”
    we gotta show the crew 😭😭😭

  • @SecondKira17
    @SecondKira17 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hila looking like she fought a dragon in the last episode of my hero snackademia.

  • @Omer-or8pg
    @Omer-or8pg ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:18:52 I love how Ethan is trying to trick the AI to talk about Hitler by making himself Hitler 😂😂😂

  • @barewithhippie
    @barewithhippie ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Gabe’s salsa dancing was the highlight of the show

  • @lasers0pewpew
    @lasers0pewpew ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Great podcast episode! It was interesting to hear the guests' perspectives on [insert topic discussed in the video]. The hosts did a great job of facilitating the conversation and asking thought-provoking questions. Keep up the good work!

  • @incognitoeternalspider
    @incognitoeternalspider ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the casual mention of “the intersection of technology and consciousness” by the ai, definitely not disconcerting.

  • @Katie_Rice
    @Katie_Rice ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The roles of a lifetime for Zach as the computer and Tate. Was really well done, he put his heart into it! 😂Give the man an Oscar!

  • @madizabokrtsky2967
    @madizabokrtsky2967 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i just want y’all (the whole crew) to know that i fucking love y’all. so unhinged and factual and the best podcast ever. keep doing great !

  • @daisyp3748
    @daisyp3748 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Hilarious episode. The conversation was like sitting and goofing around with friends. Love Fridays when the H3 Ensemble is altogether!👏🏼💪🏼

  • @xohellocutie
    @xohellocutie ปีที่แล้ว +62

    hila's hair spikes are INCREDIBLE

  • @draum8103
    @draum8103 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my god, the crowd cheering and shouting during the combat juggling was everything.

  • @TXCVulture
    @TXCVulture ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Y'all should have a safe word for the button one that is obscure and don't tell chat. That way there can still be jokes about the button and less confusion about whether to press it or not in a serious situation.

  • @Minyanh
    @Minyanh ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I also gotta say this is the only show anywhere where I actually watch through the adds. 👏 The way Ethan does it seems much more human and makes the product and companies appeal 100 times better

  • @JiMBERLY
    @JiMBERLY ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the ads!!!!!! It feels like another segment in the show and not an ad

  • @tylermichaelbell
    @tylermichaelbell ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Fridays should be Hila thumbnails. She's going hard

    • @daniorlando6211
      @daniorlando6211 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hard in the circus tent

    • @StressedDepressednOverdressed
      @StressedDepressednOverdressed ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@daniorlando6211 interesting perspective from someone who spray paints themselves orange. I see you also try to comment & about how Olivia looks. Maybe try keeping your internal thoughts about how other people look to yourself, because you have no room to talk.

    • @lilsaam
      @lilsaam ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@hamilcross Wtf is wrong with you

    • @junkmoon-
      @junkmoon- ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@Dani Orlando not the oompa loompa giving advice

    • @mrstarfishh33
      @mrstarfishh33 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@daniorlando6211 my gf and I thought she had her face burnt, like hot wax poured on her. And than the child's bib or w.e. is around her neck is very odd.

  • @kimismith18
    @kimismith18 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Putting him in saran wrap could have killed him. It could make it so his lungs don't have the space to move properly. It's the same way people die by being improperly restrained. And then what if they couldn't get it off quickly enough?

    • @skylerp84
      @skylerp84 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I was thinking. Along with how he was putting him face down and pushing him over. This could have had such a different outcome…

  • @jakepascoe
    @jakepascoe ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ian switching at 1:59:19 was so funny💀

  • @darlingdame_x187x
    @darlingdame_x187x ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the 90s/Y2K core Hila is creating! It's so cute! 💖

  • @BeGoodROTMG
    @BeGoodROTMG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "IT WORKED!!!" As the entire chat is screaming that it did indeed not work

  • @kdubs0527
    @kdubs0527 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the second Gabe gag was 100% real

  • @prihaps
    @prihaps ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thumbnail keeps changing and I’m here for it😂

  • @FUNM0DE
    @FUNM0DE ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gabe NEVER gets old

    • @gqedpbeicq
      @gqedpbeicq ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does

    • @aidan9266
      @aidan9266 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@gqedpbeicq He Doesn't

  • @sunnyday274
    @sunnyday274 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dan: “we have a hard out in 10 minutes.”
    Time stamp: 17 minutes left
    😂😂😂 Ethan, never change!!

  • @mirandapillsbury7885
    @mirandapillsbury7885 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this episode could have gon on for another two hours and I would have loved every bit of it. This was so enterttaining lol. Plz do a part two

  • @fothrmuckr
    @fothrmuckr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ChatGPT "rewriting" an old h3 script was so freaking amazing. The original episode had me dyinnnnnn laughing. Then add this segment and I am in heaven. The Pod is always elevating. Lesssssgoooo

  • @MariahCareyisDivine
    @MariahCareyisDivine ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a lamb, I'm so happy that there's a Mariah Carey soundbite now. There could be more. She's so funny!

    • @anafjora
      @anafjora ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a lamb? is that a name for mariah carreys fanbase, as in "mary had a little lamb" with mary = mariah ?? im so confused bc i dont follow her tho shes hillarious

    • @celvsmachine
      @celvsmachine ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s a gold mine of sound bites! Esp against jlo lol I don’t know her 😂

    • @MariahCareyisDivine
      @MariahCareyisDivine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anafjora Yes. Lambily or Lamb(s) is what her fans called themselves (ourselves?) because back in the day they would hear Mariah referring to her friends as lambs. Fun fact: Lambily is the first fanbase (in the mainstream at least) to have a specific name for themselves. Before that fanbases are just

  • @amandas7839
    @amandas7839 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want to see Ethan act out influencers setting up their emotional camera angles for tik tok

  • @KarisaRomanelli
    @KarisaRomanelli ปีที่แล้ว +6

    also sponsors, just a heads up I don’t skip Ethan’s ad reads because he makes them enticing which is something I can’t say about other channels I watch, if anything you should be paying him more for the creativity and the captivation he provides ☮️&❤️

  • @ACiat
    @ACiat ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Tune in for next week's pod: *AI Ian vs AI Dan*

  • @trigunchica14
    @trigunchica14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The clean AI scripts sound like the variety shows I’d write with my siblings when we were 10 😩

  • @francesclarke3229
    @francesclarke3229 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    49:42 Ethan’s not wrong about the ads. I used to skip but we wouldn’t have AB’s burrito without ad reads 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @lilyberkk
    @lilyberkk ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the AI having dan shut down the dog chiropractor puns is so funny 😭

  • @sonia-nf3eh
    @sonia-nf3eh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cam being from massachusetts adds such an awesome vibe -a massachusetts resident. i really appreciate the local references :,) love you cam, come home bro!!!!!!!!!

  • @klelligans
    @klelligans ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wildin with the new thumbnail

  • @elnic999
    @elnic999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only skip the old ads that are just read offs. But I love when Ethan gets to talk just feels like more of the podcast!

  • @BV_12345
    @BV_12345 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why did the AI get the crews personality like almost spot on 💀😂

  • @benberrybiscuit
    @benberrybiscuit ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thumbnail for this changes every time it pops up on my feed lol

  • @BabyBoy_Milo
    @BabyBoy_Milo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gabe’s fit is INCREDIBLE he’s becoming quite the fashion icon

  • @anon123214
    @anon123214 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yo Ethan bagged a baddie 😳 When Hila is feelin’ herself she goes all out damn

  • @sturdybutter
    @sturdybutter ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The couple that wrapped their baby in plastic wrap should have had their baby taken away the second they decided to name him “Gunner”

  • @nxdboi
    @nxdboi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've gotta say, Loves "dumbass" timing is impeccable lmao.

  • @RamenKitsune
    @RamenKitsune ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yall thought I wouldn't notice that Ethan's body on the thumb nail wasn't Rin Matsuoka from Free Iwatobi Swim Club, and yall were wrong.

    • @mehdalin
      @mehdalin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And nico robin on hila 😂

    • @mehdalin
      @mehdalin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was haru on Ethan at first 😂

    • @RamenKitsune
      @RamenKitsune ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mehdalin Haru is more narrow.

  • @ccc-kq6ef
    @ccc-kq6ef ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's a compilation of the most off the rails h3 ad reads and it is the funniest shit. Who else but h3 could have such entertaining ad reads that they warrant compilations giving the sponsors even more airtime. Marketers take note!

  • @B_Nasty_
    @B_Nasty_ ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Ethan “I’m a man of the people”
    Also Ethan “90210 isn’t even a nice part of Beverly Hills”
    💜💜💜🤣🤣🤣

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “I haven’t been to a grocery store in years” on Leftovers the other day 😂

    • @BM-wh5qk
      @BM-wh5qk ปีที่แล้ว

      Man of the people of Malibu.

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way Ethan supports Hila is wholesome.

  • @Blaze1b
    @Blaze1b ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was one of my favorite eps of the podcast. Been keeping up with everything since 2020, and used to watch the Ethan and Hila channel religiously around 2015-17. Love seeing you guys still put out content, it has a special place in my heart. Peace and love to Ethan, Hila, and the rest of the crew ❤

    • @nobodycaresanymore188
      @nobodycaresanymore188 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck Ethan, he doxxed an innocent man and wanted to send his literal shit to him. He doesn't deserve no peace, he deserves jail

  • @nicoleleos3675
    @nicoleleos3675 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Saran Wrap wife and husband really creep me out. Like some weird shit goes on in that house.

    • @h3llsb3lls612
      @h3llsb3lls612 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m scared for that little boy. That was hard to watch.

  • @ESTIsLaced
    @ESTIsLaced ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Zach doing the Andrew voice I’m DYING

  • @cryptozoologia
    @cryptozoologia ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i could watch 10 hours of ethan playing with gpt

  • @MiguelMorales-vf5dc
    @MiguelMorales-vf5dc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The sketch of Ethan and the AI taking over all the electronics should be the the opening scene to Fly Me To The Moon