Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 3 | Jimmy Carr

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  • @falconpowerful2362
    @falconpowerful2362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    “Tracey... of course it fuckin’ is.”
    That had me in hysterics!

    • @stefanosantini196
      @stefanosantini196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't get that joke. Why??

    • @reasonsvoice8554
      @reasonsvoice8554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stefanosantini196 go and read viz

    • @dizzl8763
      @dizzl8763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stefanosantini196 its a typical slags name from england

    • @nihalr385
      @nihalr385 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please explain

    • @JLudd
      @JLudd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nihalr385 I thought “Ofcourse it is” as well, it’s a little bit of a common name, she sounded like a Tracy lol

  • @martynilsson4731
    @martynilsson4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    People underestimate, how intelligent and sharp someone must be, to be that quick with the responds to the hecklers. He's a fuckin genius.

    • @COFFEEHEADJOHN
      @COFFEEHEADJOHN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Thats what im saying this man is a genius!

    • @laice34
      @laice34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Did you know that he sets up lots of those jokes by organising to have the heckler yell out

    • @Tomba82tj
      @Tomba82tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i like these videos before even watched them

    • @123ShadowMario
      @123ShadowMario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah their probably set up

    • @Aaaaaa78794
      @Aaaaaa78794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only from the uk

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3021

    "Daddy, how did you meet mummy?"
    "Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig"

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Should have known she'd cheat on me.."

    • @arbitrarystuff1229
      @arbitrarystuff1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes, our marriage is a joke, honey?

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig, and yes, I knew she was slutty from the second I met her."

    • @Showmetheevidence-
      @Showmetheevidence- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *mommy.

    • @chunglebung8988
      @chunglebung8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      D.B.
      Oh poor thick American
      You are the anomaly here

  • @phil23_8
    @phil23_8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    British audiences are amazing. It's like they sense the jokes before they're told. Like when that lady said her name was Tracy, they already started laughing before Jimmy said "of course it is" 😂

    • @maxroesch7138
      @maxroesch7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Imagine that, people finding stuff funny without being told it's funny. Only Americans would need humor to be spoonfed

    • @filmfelineadmin
      @filmfelineadmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes, they have brains

    • @y0u5uf
      @y0u5uf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's because, when that Lady said her name is Tracy I said Of course it is before Jimmy did.. LOL!!!!!

    • @kevinlajoie2966
      @kevinlajoie2966 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's all crowds that aren't american...

    • @ryanleopard4869
      @ryanleopard4869 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@maxroesch7138 you ever seen the American footy chants? They need somebody at the front shouting the words for em and they repeat em back lmao, pitiful

  • @civvn
    @civvn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    "You will never chip a tooth, on soup"
    -steve 2020

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      this was in 2014

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willdenoble1898 timestamp?

    • @maxtoms8375
      @maxtoms8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Steve Thea 4:23

    • @Lil_Valor
      @Lil_Valor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your profile pic is fucking creepy😂

    • @kusti1337
      @kusti1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You actually really can chip a tooth on like a bone or some bad stuff

  • @emf4652
    @emf4652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    Jimmey joking about tax dodging, there's a lol

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Blind Bob No one knew it then in that clip

    • @jmsanderson
      @jmsanderson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Haha I was looking for this comment

    • @Rob-cy8xc
      @Rob-cy8xc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He was guilty of tax avoidance which isn’t a crime, so in real terms nothing to see her just your subjective opinion

    • @YaNansCrustyToe
      @YaNansCrustyToe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      combathotdog ur a right pleasant guy aren’t u fella

    • @Matso-jp8kz
      @Matso-jp8kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Rob-cy8xc It’s not about being legal or illegal it’s about being ethical or unethical and about having the right to joke about it since he either way doesn’t pay his taxes

  • @muneer24
    @muneer24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    The level of confidence on Tracey is just amazing

    • @robs715
      @robs715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      They call that alcohol.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@robs715 Ahh, yes. Liquid courage.

  • @rozasupreme
    @rozasupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That Sam kid was an absolute champion. Took the jokes better than most.

  • @ChrisR395
    @ChrisR395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    'I'm not in charge of the register.'
    Damn, that was quick.

    • @rydscheer9014
      @rydscheer9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

    • @MarcPetrie-v9e
      @MarcPetrie-v9e 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah thanks for copying someone else's comment​@@rydscheer9014

  • @ryanse4
    @ryanse4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

    • @ellisdavison5688
      @ellisdavison5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is that the knockoff version on nickelodeon

    • @alecmicah
      @alecmicah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zack*

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ellisdavison5688 I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS AUDIENCE ROASTS JIMMY

    • @x-fire1875
      @x-fire1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Enjoy school 😂

    • @ryanse4
      @ryanse4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alecmicah 3 months might've passed, but I finally corrected it! Thanks!

  • @AlexTerek
    @AlexTerek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2971

    I hope Tracey and Steve hooked up

    • @Daniel-ld3hm
      @Daniel-ld3hm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      No but Kyle and his sister did

    • @Sii6X
      @Sii6X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      They're married, there on insta to

    • @Niguido8
      @Niguido8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Sii6X are they

    • @Sii6X
      @Sii6X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      @@Niguido8 no

    • @velvetthunder6788
      @velvetthunder6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Sii6X sarcasm or not like I actually can't tell

  • @zachariahsmith1324
    @zachariahsmith1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    She wanted to go on a date with the guy when she found out he was a dentist $$$$

    • @rucu8311
      @rucu8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Qta do they both like soup?

    • @torsteinhaland2598
      @torsteinhaland2598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@rucu8311 they both look like soup

    • @nitromenoob
      @nitromenoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@torsteinhaland2598 they both make soup on each other

    • @msn12383
      @msn12383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nitromenoob r

    • @laszlobandi6456
      @laszlobandi6456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nitromenoob wat soup?

  • @darrenmcewan5806
    @darrenmcewan5806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    His crowd work is some of the best ever in my opinion

    • @ProHobbyjogger
      @ProHobbyjogger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dara O’Breien is very good too. He remembers every detail they tell him and incorporates them throughout the show. Jimmy does too but I think Dara does more of that.

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ProHobbyjogger go back sleep Todd. 😂🤣

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    He’s sharp and quick-witted. I love it.

  • @y0u5uf
    @y0u5uf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love this man like a brother.. Jimmie's gotten me through some Dark days and now I'm laughing so damn hard..

    • @binguscultist
      @binguscultist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and yet you can even spell his name right???

    • @swaguar7t602
      @swaguar7t602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@binguscultist can’t* even spell his name right- I think is what you meant 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @bosskie3262
    @bosskie3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5:23 best moment xD
    "Tracey....of course it fucking is"

    • @adrianprieto7470
      @adrianprieto7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I miss some cultural references here because I'm Spaniard, but somehow it made me laugh. Is Tracey a name typical for that kind of girls or something??

    • @stevehendon4076
      @stevehendon4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adrianprieto7470 Yes...Tracey or Sharon 😂😎

  • @muditunderscore
    @muditunderscore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    12:33 did.. did he just.. laugh while exhaling?

    • @fartalone3142
      @fartalone3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nice catch

    • @MusicMasterTasmania
      @MusicMasterTasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep. That there is his real laugh. Gotcha!

    • @kajenbop
      @kajenbop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      MusicMasterTasmania
      Nah... you can hear him laugh/try not to laugh in the background at other comedians gigs, his laugh isn’t fake

    • @saxtonturner2240
      @saxtonturner2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +IDoge you must be new to Jimmy Carr, his laugh is always like that!

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MusicMasterTasmania that was a giggle, which I've never heard him do lol. His real laugh is definitely that seal fucking thing

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He's too quick and doesn't hold back. Legend.

  • @nextari
    @nextari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    14:19 "there'as tax on spirits, isn't there?" lmao!

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    You are either brave or really full of self hatred to try to heckle Jimmy Carr.

    • @80sMeavyHetal
      @80sMeavyHetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or naive.

    • @scottmeager5919
      @scottmeager5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or have a degradation kink

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He invites heckles if you watch some of his other specials, but yeh its pretty much Heckle suicide cos your gonna instantly regret it haha!

  • @IrishRepoMan
    @IrishRepoMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "What's your name?"
    "Tracy"
    "... Of course it fuckin is"
    Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @Jifflan
      @Jifflan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't understand 🙈

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jifflan Tracy is a name in the UK that's commonly associated with being promiscuous.

    • @Jifflan
      @Jifflan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AutomaticDuck300 oh haha!!

  • @stephenbennett7578
    @stephenbennett7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Daddy how did you meet mum?
    "I'll send you the link son"

  • @80sMeavyHetal
    @80sMeavyHetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Steve was like "Oh damn, I might really get a date"
    After she stood up he was like "Oh well, nevermind, it was a joke anyways."

  • @ianhilditch9593
    @ianhilditch9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The Dentist said the 13 yo boy had the best set of teeth he'd ever come across.

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ffs...😱

  • @superstormday993
    @superstormday993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I could listen hours everyday and never get my fill... How have i only recently learned of Jimmy Carr?!?... Oh yeah, that's right, i'm a recluse in the US, without television...
    Thank goodness for TH-cam!!!

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would give you your fill Mary….. 😏😌👌🏼
      Incidentally; my name is actually Phil 😂🤣😤

  • @GeorgeAlone2277
    @GeorgeAlone2277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    When she says that her name is Tracey, I said “course it fucking is” and then jimmy said it

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No you didn’t. I did though.

    • @JenifAR87
      @JenifAR87 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThePrblmKd91Xx PHIILLL

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JenifAR87 huh? 😮

  • @Rakunx
    @Rakunx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    12:30
    DID JIMMY JUST LAUGH NORMALLY? 😵🤣🤣❤️

  • @iycephoenixx4249
    @iycephoenixx4249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:00 This whole bit killed me 🤣

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm so glad Laugh Planet put Jimmy in their compilation. I'm from the states and this guy is amazing! 😂

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Jimmy Crackin' Tax Jokes...
    If The Audience Had Only Known at TheTime.

    • @davesmith9325
      @davesmith9325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they had, that's what made it funny 😄

  • @S.0.K.
    @S.0.K. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    At 12:33 you can hear Jimmy laughing like a real human for once.

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Twlight Zone :)

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, it actually surprised me because it's an extremely rare occurrence, and when it happens, it's just for a slip second before his usual laugh comes out.

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pumpkin0_0 yeh his persona laugh. I can laugh like that but it's fake.

    • @scdl-m2z
      @scdl-m2z 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I DONT LIKE ITTTT

    • @prince-solomon
      @prince-solomon ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah the programming they use on him nowadays is getting better!

  • @anthonywstanton
    @anthonywstanton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me sir! Well done!

  • @alphaelite111games6
    @alphaelite111games6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This bit about Jersey not paying taxes is too funny 19:40

  • @jcpadmore
    @jcpadmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Would you like to have a go on that?" - Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I hope he did!

  • @RuShEd_AltF4
    @RuShEd_AltF4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love his interaction with the audience

  • @rydscheer9014
    @rydscheer9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “There’s a name for people who see ghosts...schizophrenic”
    I’m dead 💀😂

  • @808State21
    @808State21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "of course it fucking is" I see a Cortina with those names on the windscreen 😂😂

  • @thematthatter673
    @thematthatter673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Look if you bring your 14 year old kid to see Jimmy Carr... You're parent of the year.

  • @spelheim1476
    @spelheim1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jim is soo good in making content with audience LOVE IT

  • @reconquistalapatria2178
    @reconquistalapatria2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This guy is brutal 😂😂🔥🔥

  • @shaun1552
    @shaun1552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Didn't realise how witty and fast Jimmy Carr is! Brilliant

  • @joegeorgia8989
    @joegeorgia8989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I wish I could be as quick witted as he is.

  • @outsidestuff5283
    @outsidestuff5283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I love the irony of jimmy accusing glasgow of not paying taxes

    • @akhilarora6022
      @akhilarora6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dude mocking about not paying tax. man this never gets old xD

    • @bedford4383
      @bedford4383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He did pay his taxes, he just finessed the system by storing money elsewhere.

    • @joewilson3575
      @joewilson3575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm going to use that one day, "No officer I wasn't dodging my taxes. No I insist, I was just finessing the system."

    • @bedford4383
      @bedford4383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@joewilson3575 "I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement.
      "As this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a financial advisor and he said to me 'Do you want to pay less tax? It's totally legal'. I said 'Yes'."
      "I now realise I've made a terrible error of judgement.
      "
      "Although I've been advised the K2 Tax scheme is entirely legal, and has been fully disclosed to HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs).
      "
      "I'm no longer involved in it and will in future conduct my financial affairs much more responsibly. Apologies to everyone. Jimmy Carr."
      He did nothing illegal.

    • @willroberts3865
      @willroberts3865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      McSpitfire there’s a difference between what is legal and what is moral. His actions may have been legal, but they were not morally correct.

  • @Neogrip
    @Neogrip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am genuinely invested in Steve and Tracey's relationship now! 😅

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      … or severe lack thereof? 😂🤣

  • @slevinlaine
    @slevinlaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    17:10 Clearly yeees! HAHAHAHA best. 18:06 That expression! hahaha.

    • @zippymk13
      @zippymk13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She wasn't amused lol

  • @ZAH33D
    @ZAH33D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:04 That kid took those hits like a champ!

    • @flappetyflippers
      @flappetyflippers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if he's actually gay

    • @Spectrum-Video
      @Spectrum-Video 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flappetyflippers either way, he still isn’t legal...

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:54 I love how it took her a second to figure that out, would explain it lmao

  • @murphtahoe1
    @murphtahoe1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Awesome how the audience loves this part of the show!

  • @dannyashton6234
    @dannyashton6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    How he moves sometimes reminds me of C3PO

    • @nextari
      @nextari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wtf. spot on lmao.

    • @alexanderheath6662
      @alexanderheath6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's an insult to C3PO - At least he was funny and intelegnt and not made of wood😂

  • @lagundafire
    @lagundafire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    14:08.... hasn’t aged that well. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @imicca
      @imicca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joseph Tolman-Lopez why?

    • @Mediocresinger
      @Mediocresinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He got caught evading tax

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Mediocresinger No, avoiding, which is legal. Evading is not.

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CuddlesForDays - tax avoidance, not tax evasion.

    • @imicca
      @imicca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mediocresinger that makes no sense because evading is illegal and he would have been in prison. he probably was avoiding. which is legal

  • @kathyanderson9814
    @kathyanderson9814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He is SO BRILLIANT! Never disappoints!

  • @randomdude4207
    @randomdude4207 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's a legend. Never cancel this man for his jokes.

  • @80sOutrunFan
    @80sOutrunFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "No offense to you" hahahaha! Jimmy !!!!!

    • @darraghcorr2520
      @darraghcorr2520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you want to dress in that manner and live in a lay-by, it's very much up to you.

    • @80sOutrunFan
      @80sOutrunFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darraghcorr2520 Yeah what a burn!, haha I love that guy, he actually makes me laugh so hard.

  • @georgebrandy3896
    @georgebrandy3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "So definitely not a virgin in Glasgow."
    *Dies inside*

  • @twinm8
    @twinm8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    12:33 wait was that a normal laugh

  • @FlabbyAbi
    @FlabbyAbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Love that Jimmy Carr regularly uploads on his channel 💕👏

    • @nitromenoob
      @nitromenoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Regular uploads are a vital requirement for regular income. Especially when that income is tax deductible

    • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
      @Amused_Comfort_Inc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nitromenoob lmao do you see any ads in jims videos bruv? He aint getting paid much to upload these, definitely not enough for steady income lol his shows are where his income is, youtube is just advertising for him i think

    • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
      @Amused_Comfort_Inc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He responds to us sometimes as well, pin comments, lovely guy really

    • @Arcterion
      @Arcterion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More likely it's a manager or assistant that's uploading the clips.

    • @FlabbyAbi
      @FlabbyAbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Arcterion f off killjoy

  • @x-fire1875
    @x-fire1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Thats right nod its not like we have a camera pointed at you
    Enjoy school 😂😂😂

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @HANA VEJVODOVA basically they 14 year old saying he was gay on a live DVD and all his mates will see him say it, so he has to go to school after admitting that. It's a joke, but could be on him lol.

  • @shybairnsgetnowt
    @shybairnsgetnowt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That tax dodging joke...oh, the irony 😂😂

  • @black76561
    @black76561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    U say Canterbury I hear clearing... 😂😂

    • @broccolihighkicks3857
      @broccolihighkicks3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t get it...:(

    • @harrieth9024
      @harrieth9024 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@broccolihighkicks3857basically not the uni you wanted, but it's better than nothing sort of thing

  • @livingdeadghoulz7582
    @livingdeadghoulz7582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ I love when he’s roasting audiences

    • @abemudokon9497
      @abemudokon9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn you watch the right videos for your taste!

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Those two rock and roll types were expecting a performance involving lots of wierd loud sounds, sexually aggressive imagery, and swearing. And since it's a Jimmy carr gig, they were in luck!

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm taking nothing away but I think they were plants...stand out TOO Much to be fair lol.

    • @RubixCube747
      @RubixCube747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@UKKC80s going from Jimmy's reaction they most definitely weren't. He was far to shocked to even come up with a response for a wee while

  • @FILNAT2011
    @FILNAT2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Now I need to know if Steve and Tracy ever when on a date

    • @x-fire1875
      @x-fire1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daddy how did you meet mommy
      Well...

    • @ojibwayne2896
      @ojibwayne2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After asking her name, she said Tracey, Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ??
      At 5:23

    • @RagingGoblin
      @RagingGoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ojibwayne2896 Bit of a stereotype. Look up Essex Girl.

  • @RubixCube747
    @RubixCube747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The woman next to the couple that worked in cyberdog and the kink shop was pure shock and horror 🤣

  • @ASpecialKindOfMan
    @ASpecialKindOfMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    12:33 jimmy breaks character

  • @tombpunk
    @tombpunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Star Trek joke gets especially fun because he is cosplaying Spock.

  • @jamesfranklin2339
    @jamesfranklin2339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That is the most Kyle looking bloke I have ever seen

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    11:00 I wonder if the person who requested the special fitting watched this album later and thought "oh well, the cat's out of the bag now!"

    • @kingdodgearcane
      @kingdodgearcane 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sure hope the cat wasn't in that bag

  • @sidewinder814u
    @sidewinder814u ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Jimmy, very enjoyable, and thought provoking bit. Laughed my ass off...again,,,?

  • @gaminglikethoushould8978
    @gaminglikethoushould8978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    He looks like a grown up young sheldon

    • @indiarose2963
      @indiarose2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bruv Bruv So Sheldon?

    • @paulinesanders7864
      @paulinesanders7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he would love to lay claim to the big bang theory, (the sexual big bang that is) lol.

  • @GodofHellFire1982
    @GodofHellFire1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, the best comedian there is!

  • @BrokenPerry1700
    @BrokenPerry1700 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forget Tracey and Steve. Is that Paddy Pimblet?! 😂 0:48

  • @crimsonspade4305
    @crimsonspade4305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never seen a comedian do match making before. This is great 😂

  • @skoll_2024
    @skoll_2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love the lady realising the dude beside her sells bum hole washing products. Priceless.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair they made it sound like you just crap into a bag

  • @SomeOne-pg2js
    @SomeOne-pg2js 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:45 Steve: (pointing to the audience) "Get me a date?"
    Jimmy: "Get you a date? No problem - do you like 13 year old boys?"
    hahaha I'm dead xD

  • @ImmortalInflames
    @ImmortalInflames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for this, it was Glorious!!

  • @dannymason5873
    @dannymason5873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    19:56 what is that weirdo doing?! 😂

  • @bravosix8171
    @bravosix8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Jimmy carr :- roasts.
    Also Jimmy Carr:- no offense to you.

  • @smegul1464
    @smegul1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why jimmy doesn't have more than a million subscribers is beyond me lol

  • @carchariasspartania3958
    @carchariasspartania3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven't subscribed yet so that bit at the very end was just for me. Thanks buddy, way to make a bloke(?) feel special. The restraining order will of course be forthcoming. Cheers.

  • @bentownsend4017
    @bentownsend4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow I'm early
    Been waiting for this for ages
    Yay!

  • @cheezymoon1500
    @cheezymoon1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    His performance in the roast of Rob Lowe brought me here

  • @bujolg4196
    @bujolg4196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:47 Nigel Thornberry young female version

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I think Nigel’s been cloning himself. There are two of him there, and one has boobs!”

  • @deanishere7237
    @deanishere7237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:46 Paddy the Baddy UFC fighter in the house - he could have jumped up and stomped Jimmy into next week !!!

  • @daverennix4332
    @daverennix4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jimmy Carr is the master at roasting people

  • @shaun3473
    @shaun3473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “Do you like 13 year old boys?”

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wouldn't believe an (unmarried) woman to say no.
      In some prank videos, they often show the "normal" reaction at first, followed by a few seconds of looking closer and thinking about it.
      It's just not allowed, but otherwise no problem.

    • @tomcrook5269
      @tomcrook5269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bfkc111 ?

    • @Hot4Thot
      @Hot4Thot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tomcrook5269 Sometimes TH-cam puts the reply on the wrong comment or video.... I hope

    • @bluesclues132
      @bluesclues132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bfkc111 wtaf...

  • @cogidubnus1953
    @cogidubnus1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11:50 Jimmy said "defecate at will"...His name's Will...

  • @AVB91
    @AVB91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That moment his talked about paying taxes 😂🤣

  • @FromTheHeavensX
    @FromTheHeavensX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The soup dentist part killed me hahaha

  • @mimoochodom2684
    @mimoochodom2684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hilarious stuff again. Keep em coming.

  • @laxeystu8096
    @laxeystu8096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Bit rich mocking other people for not paying taxes.

    • @iawarenow658
      @iawarenow658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      pay the UKGOV money for what anyway.. to fund and support Genocide on the other side of the world so hopefully nobody would notice..? why you pay money to terrorists in UK Parliament.. think about it..then stop paying any more money to criminals

    • @Midnight_The_Therian1
      @Midnight_The_Therian1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He payed it all back. By having a 50% wage cut for just over a year and now he don't have a limited company now. He's just self employed and pays 40%.off his wage on taxes.unlike most off celebrity's.

    • @a.s945
      @a.s945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But then again he's rich

    • @steamer1
      @steamer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rich indeed.

    • @steamer1
      @steamer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Midnight_The_Therian1 Did you let your 8 year old finish off your comment?

  • @Ezzahh
    @Ezzahh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:49 she could smell a mile away 😂

  • @discorddiscord7054
    @discorddiscord7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:36 I wanna know did their relationship work out.

    • @MrSenirasildo
      @MrSenirasildo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't understand what she was saying, could you tell me?

    • @discorddiscord7054
      @discorddiscord7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @HANA VEJVODOVA haha

  • @staganomal9447
    @staganomal9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If Jimmy wasn’t a comedian he’d be Slappy from Goosebumps

  • @abhinav121rocks
    @abhinav121rocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The best sites in New Castle 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The upside of a girl who orders flaming sambucas is that you know at least something's gonna get blown tonight.

    • @kristina7065
      @kristina7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      smart identity, I was conflicted for a minute

  • @kenduda5621
    @kenduda5621 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    love all your work Jimmy!!!

  • @jcpadmore
    @jcpadmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!! This fucking video is class.

  • @ojibwayne2896
    @ojibwayne2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At 5:22 After asking her name, she said Tracey,
    Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ??

    • @badmonkeygamer0787
      @badmonkeygamer0787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because she looked like a tracey i guess i dont know if you wanted a better answer to go with your really dumb dumb question

    • @dangriff12
      @dangriff12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She fitted the stereotype of the name

    • @ojibwayne2896
      @ojibwayne2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@badmonkeygamer0787 my really dumb dumb question is smart smart, right right?

    • @badmonkeygamer0787
      @badmonkeygamer0787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure?

  • @jacobdueholm9855
    @jacobdueholm9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jimmy Carr is a f*cking BEAST! I love it :-D

  • @giacomorotondi7251
    @giacomorotondi7251 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I'm joking, don't wash her" dead. ❤