MINECRAFT KID NEVER SHOWERS...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ม.ค. 2025
- plz shower it will help you get friends especially if youre really bossy. MINECRAFT KID NEVER SHOWERS...
Hi, I'm scrubby and I make a storytime video everyday about life stories. I have plenty of crazy life stories that will entertain you if you. If you want more turn on notifications! I upload funny storytime videos everyday.
Saying "I'm not a freak, I'm a creeper!" In response to two people that don't really know anything about Minecraft does not make the situation better.
Dude I agree
I’m a creeper Minecraft’s grim reaper
Blowing up blocks like al cai eeda
Considering the fact that the girls don't play Minecraft and don't know what the creeper is. When he said that he was a "creeper", that probably made them super uncomfortable.
(I meant the girls in the video people, not girls in general. For the last time, I'm not trying to sound sexist.)
@@tanzyvat5834 they do mate u dumb
Scrubs "I laugh when I'm uncomfortable." Me " I feel you bro."
I have the same, but then with stressed
Daddy
@@franknick1374 same
Exactly. I thought I was crazy or something 😅
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“I laugh when I’m nervous and uncomfortable.”
“Sir your whole family has been massacred.”
*Roaring laughter*
LMAOOOOO
I do this sometimes
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LOL
LUL
“I’m not a freak, I’m a creeper!”
If you know. You know. If you don’t… you don’t.
Lol
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@@Rick_SanchezZZZ dont click the link
777
@@a2belle what’s the link?
Scrubs: Talking about the kids stench
The video: How about a deodorant ad?
LMAO
a few time where ads are helpful
thats how you know they're listening
IT WAS HELPFUL XD
Irony level: 90,000
when you convince the principle that you're not threatening anyone, instead you're making a terrorist threat: *Lowyer*
yes
No your a lowdown lawyer
AHAHAHAHAHA
The smell was tnt
*loer
“Hisses at them in creeper.” that is probably a never spoken before sentence 😂😂
r/brandnewsentence
Roblox Rolepleyers : *A H E M*
@@TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth *tru.* its true to me since i play roblos
if cats hiss, and creepers hiss… then why aren’t cats scared of creepers while creepers are scared of cats?
For some reason I could just imagine him Hissing at someone and then fart to make it seem like an explosion sound effect but then realizes that he accidentally filled his pants lol.
this is hilarious in my mind lmao
Okay then🤢😹
lol ok
Then he becomes skinnier
@@BUDGYM Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The “you have the right to speak creeper but not your grades” was absolutely savage
"He might be role playing as a creeper and we're just gonna have to deal with this all day"
I love how scrubby is just giving us a full mc let’s play but stories instead of commentary
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ignore the bot link
anyways SUPER IDOL PFP
@@topoflopppp super idol certified
@@argelapusa3366 your not super idol anymore.
Scrubs: "Its not hard to understand minecraft"
The 500 page lore book: *allow me to introduce myself*
where can i find this book
They only have few pages?
@@Exotic-_ thx
Game theory:
I dont need sleep, I need 9999999999 more pages of lore
okay but do you need to know all of that just to punch trees
Creepers hiss when they're about to blow up. Damn imagine he did all that at an airport :)
And from 9/11 (granted minecraft didn't exist at that time) to 2015
@@tugalord Minecraft came out in 2011
@@XxSatir_pardyxX what did I just say?
@@XxSatir_pardyxX minecraft was created in 2009 as cave game
@@XxSatir_pardyxX Dear.. do you think that it happened.. in 2011?
"Alcohol wont affect my child"
Their child:
He is so strategic, he got out of lesson without skipping school
Ryan’s high school was actually in Chernobyl as it smelt like a nuclear wasteland
@Lotus why
@Lotus what the hell?
@@TSAR2010 night time here so I won't click on any link. What is it?
@@abbaszaidi2615 idk, just some weird singing.
Is it a rick roll
"He's good at stratagy in games, not showering."
Your describing my cousin. Exept hes bad at gaming too.
@@MemeDeliveryPrime F
@@rotwurk3862 dont pay respects to him. He doesnt deserve respect. Instead lets pray to shrek.
@@MemeDeliveryPrime sure bro. lets go to my shrek alter and pray
He still hasnt unlocked the strategy of *SHOWER*
The whole laughing when your uncomfortable is something called the psuedobulbar effect, I have it as well, it's basically you laugh when sad or uncomfortable as well as the normal reaction but the worst it can get is laughing uncontrollably to the point its similar to histaria.
I think I also have that because once when I was telling my cousin that I saw this dude beating up another dude and I just started laughing and I got so embarrassed and she asked why I was laughing
Oh my god I have this same thing and didn't know it had an actual name- Thank you!
@@lhmw2288 if you wanna know what causes it, it can be multiple things from the way you were raised to autism to trauma if you wanted to know
@@hydraking1125 I have this too, I got it from autism soooo
@@DaveyMartinez1 cool i didnt get mine that way but atleast you know where you got it from
“ you play the block game bro " that shit had me in tears 😭😂
“I laugh when I’m uncomfortable”
Me: my tics go crazy when I’m uncomfortable
weirdo
@@qvshad weirdo
@@todd5723 Freak
I couldn’t imagine walking into a class and seeing this kid and hearing him say he’s gonna blow up🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
His pizza will go everywhere
They probably thought he had a bomb or something!
@CrashChannel lol
Lol
Imagion if he dose lol
We appreciate your uploads Ryan! You do an awesome job and we always look forward to your uploads! :)
@Lotus did you try to advertise epic muslim music?
@Lotus i thought it would be something worse but it's just muslim music
Egg
@@patriciadolan2358 Cracked Egg
@@sivvim boiled eggs
“He might as well commit to the creeper act”
Me: Is he… is he gonna blow himself up to ‘take care’ of the teacher????
"Truth is
The game was rigged from the start."
Live by the creeper die by the creeper
Scrubs: Talks about minecraft-obssesed person
Also Scrubs: Starts off the video with Minecraft footage
It was perfect
He’s addicted he’s just casually playing
Dude these two kids STUNKKKK in my 6th grade class, I would have to lean back and breath that way. I also laugh when I'm uncomfortable..
Scrubs: uploads, like button: “My time has come”.
Yep
@Lotus really?
Why is ur pfp sussy soup?
Your comment finally convinced me to hit like
Dislike button no one cares about me except two people
To play the game and do fairly well, no you dont really need big brain for Minecraft, but I have seen some redstone builds that would need some big brain energy to create them lol
@Dead Memes Basic redstone stuff isnt hard, but I've seen some super complex redstone builds that had to have taken a lot of time, practice, planning and a bit of luck to get working lol
@Dead Memes command blocks are on another level too
Yeah, didn't someone make a working elevator?
Dang, I was happy when I made a door where it goes down then to the side. I was so happy ;]
@Dead Memes one word. Mumbo Jumbo
2:16 - It's called nose-blind, where you are use to it enough where you can't smell it.
8:26 - At this point, I probably would of just RPed to and get a piece of paper, draw a device that looks like a creeper translator and attach it to his hoodie, saying "There, a creeper translator."
I swear I love the Minecraft background vids please keep the world going
"because you play the *block game bro.* I laughed so hard because it sounded so funny
I'd love to see scrubs search history after hes done making his thumbnails lol
"Fat fucking guy/Minecraft screenshots"
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@@santinogirado5487 British white guy youtube comments
While everyone’s commenting about the story, I’m going to say, Man, you’re awesome at building in Minecraft. Maybe not on Grians level, but very cool
Me too. That’s a really nice house, built just outside of a mountain, that’s awesome.
Fun fact: Flipping your pillows for helps with acne, also wash bedclothes as much as possible
Is it true
Thx for the tip
Nice
Oop
But my pillow stills burns
This was one of the most funniest stories I’ve heard 😂 made my day better 😖❤️
His name: “Scrubs”
Me: that’s what the kid never did
😂
@@Heretowatchvideos123 dude this was 2 years ago
I love how not even a minute into the video when he saw the phantom he was like “nope”
The craziest thing is that you were allowed to where hoods in class
you aren't?
@@zachnado69 America’s education system is weird
you can't? no one at my school cared as long as you listened to them when it came to doing what you're told
@@Rose_flowerrs I’m Allowed to now that I’m older, I was not able to in elementary it was “distracting” lmao 😂. America definitely has its priority’s straight ig? 😑.
10:32
As a minecrafter myself, anyone who thinks this statement, does not deserve to play minecraft! I mean, what you can be fun at first, but you have to limit yourself. Although I have an Enderman head, I don’t act like I’m one for a long time.
Honestly, this kid seems like he's a Wings of Redemption in the making
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN DREDSING AS A CREEPER DOSEN'T STOP IT SO STOP HISSING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT REEL TAWK
I remember a kid like that, never talked to him but everytime I walked past him. He had the exact same smell.
My finger when Ryan uploads: wana see some real speed
Trynna get that code huh
No
Yes
No
This can be taken 2 ways
When he mentioned laughing when he felt uncomfortable it reminds me of how hyenas laugh in stressful situations. Also I do the same thing, except I just grin.
Day 60: Of Asking Ryan To Tell Us A Story Time About Him Being Emo
yes please
He was an emo
1:49 this reminds me of the story of the kid that never showered and smelt like a Taco Bell restroom
I remember watching you're channel in 2019. Glad to see that you're still popular! Hope your channel continues to grow!
@wolf in the dark i stoped watching his chanel a while ago then i found him again
Insults Minecraft kid while playing Minecraft lol
HAHA yeah!
AnD CSgO DuMmy HeAd
Me reading the title: wait how do Minecraft people shower? Also me: wait how do they dry off after swimming?😱
Put a source block of water above a block and stand below the block to shower, and just stand next to lava/fire or stand out of water to dry. Minecraft isn't very advanced cause we are surviving in the wilderness. I don't think we would be able to make soap or shampoo or steel showerheads. Or you could use the idea that this is a game unlike the Sims where we actually need to shower. Just answering your questions not trying to be rude.
minecraft steve does not shower 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Wow nice I got to see this as soon as possible
Same
" Effort & strategy "
Gorilla tag VR: my time has come
2:26 BRO… SAME FOR ME!! Sometimes I just randomly start laughing when something is awkward 😅
The irony that I’m watching this in the shower
I also laugh a lot when I'm in a not so fun situation, happens to the best of us
I love that he has Minecraft playing and he’s talking about Minecraft kid
“Officer, when I said “Tick Tock, Tick Tock” and trying to eat someone I was trying to pretend to be Killer Croc eating someone.”
I would’ve just explained to them that he’s just being a video game character and let him be a creeper honestly lol
This is why you have to wear masks at school now
dam...
ok but this house is fire🔥
*facts*
Ryan, how come you didn’t craft a bed? I’m literally shouting at you to build a bed!
no wool
@@Scrubaes lmao
@@Scrubaes get wool 4head
@@Scrubaes Oh crap!
@@themysteriousoa4466 U GOTTA SUB TO HIM
Scrub: it’s not hard to play Minecraft
Younger me playing Minecraft for the first time and crying while I was hiding a corner while a horde of zombies break down my door
At least showering every other day (two days) is a good start than not ever showering.
Scrubs:*trying to build his house*
Phantom:"AYAYAYAYA"
Lesson learned: don’t be a cringe Minecraft kid who never showers.
@Lotus bruh
Who kinda sounds like a hyper-atheist Rick and Morty fan.
He’s at 1.66m already, jeez, last time I looked it was like 350k, and when I subbed a while ago it was under 50k, it’s crazy how he has so many subs, but he deserves them
0:39 whats he gonna do, go to my house?
"I'm not a freak, I'm a creeper!"
Aww man, there's so many context to find for the right one. XD
Ryan: all you have to do is punch a tree when is punching a tree
When he is
Plot Twist:The Kid Was Actually Dream All Along
I always laugh whenever I'm uncomfortable too, and it's awful. Like one time I was in my friend's car and he got a call from his therapist and his therapist started asking him about his parent's divorce and I was just trying so hard not to start giggling, I didn't even think it was funny I was just so uncomfortable in that situation
Why do I feel like Scrubs would be that one chill guy in every friend group
First vid I’ve seen of this dude subbing already :)
Cheese ballz
I’m sorry man
If he is “soooooo good at minecraft” I want to se him do redstone
He said good not smart
I'm good at minecraft but I suck at redstone
@@Thefunny12345-A don’t we all
@@gameswithpeachcord7498 basically
@@gameswithpeachcord7498 besides if your mumbo jumbo
🤰🏻QNA: is scrubby pregnant?!🤰🏻
:O
I had a friend in elementary who had one of those hoodies, and one time we had a test, he zipped his hoodie all the way up over his face and fell asleep when the teacher wasn't paying attention. It was so so so funny at the time
This reminds me of a guy in my class who always smelled like microwaved cheese and said nonsense phrases like "pizza rolls", "ketchup is a smoothie", and "big toes", he ended up having to repeat a grade because he never did his homework
One of those kids sits behind me and I'm 100% sure he's failing
The Dream SMP must be the worst smelling thing
Hi Oscar how are you
If he thinks he’s such a genius then he should try playing Space Engineers. It’s like Minecraft but a lot more tedious because you have to care about oxygen and hydrogen and power and resource gathering. And I’m not talking about finding stone and iron ore resources, I’m talking actual resources like gold and silver and silicon and even uranium in space. Not only that but you need to be creative enough to make a good ship and not a brick. That and you can use scripts to automate some stuff but you need to be knowledgeable in programming which only makes it harder on yourself.
FIRST
Lmao I was 🤣
GG
@@kdan_7 tf 😑 but I came in as soon as I saw the notifaction and there was nothing just zero
@@kdan_7 u wasn't tho
nobody really cares tho.
Scrubs doing his intro: GETS CLOSER TO MIC AS HE TALKS
i laugh in uncomfortable or spooky situations so while on a rollercoaster i just giggle like crazy
He never SHOWERS, but he might: BATH, SWIM, USE DEODORANT, all those things, he CAN get clean.
I dont really know if you already do this type of stuff on your channel but you should show more minecraft gameplay footage while telling theese type of storys. I really love it.
I love your videos man. Gives me something to listen to while I do chores.
"i was crying and laughing at the same time" when i used to watch dantdm my mom told me my cousin was going to one of his meet and greets or something and that was my reaction lmao
This is keeping me alive
Yeah but sadly he has given up TH-cam 😢
Scrub: Hi kid..
kid: KsSsSSSs kkSSss!
yeah for some reason i start laughing like crazy when im panicking. its really weird and makes me feel like a psychopath
The fact that I just got
Out of the shower and I’m watching this is kinda funny ngl
i really like how you can build and enjoy yourself regardless of what you are building weather it looks good or not
3:32 "Will you keep it down kitten, the discord mods are trying to focus"
Ngl your content is very addictive s
The stories are so like interesting and entertaining
the only "mind bending" thing about minecraft is learning the function keys and what they do
I'd say commands and redstone are pretty tough, you can usually spend years on looking at the code just for a specific farm.
Dude must have photographic memory to remember so many stories
Same! I laugh in very uncomfortable situations and I just can't control it.
So ironic that he’s got minecraft gameplay
The fact that Scrub called a creeper an animal
Watching you play Minecraft makes me want to play also I like your videos
Your stories really lighten up my day
2:50
That misplacment hurts my eyes.
Good video still!
1:06 He just wasted that phantom lol