@@rcroller1972 not really, the only idiots are the ones that took the dog. Trauma Team operators are getting paid good money regardless who they’re saving. They’re not there to decide if dying over a dog is worth it, they’re there because they’re qualified for the mission.
It's crazy when you see that the cost of this fictional insurance policy is actually pretty close how much it costs right now for real health insurance in America....
The TT policy and your policy with the hospital are separate. Medical care bills by the day, more if you need surgery. TT is not the only provider. If they see that you have an REO Meatwagon policy, they are supposed to leave you bleeding until they show up.
I assure you, in your free healthcare haven, your officials WILL get better treatment at a much faster rate. The average person does not take priority when there are those with power or wealth to offer. If Prince Henry has a bit of red in his stool or President Trudeau's snot is an odd color they will get an immediate check up, you'd have to wait for months because the doctors dont think its "serious enough". You think these big people dont hold their pets in higher regards than some person they never met?
and since dogs worth was only in its insurance the dog was strangled someone even heard "those damn arms" now there is new famous pet with even better insurence some say that it's iguana (allegedly delivered by a nomad)
with how much it cost just to have a dog in night city you'd be Bonkers if you think that good boy is getting anything less than a platinum plan from TT
Considering the fact that a gun is more common than umbrella in Night City, paired with Cyborgs that lost controls and violent gang activities, I don't think that is overkill
@@timothynguoi5762 note, a gun is more common than an umbrella precisely BECAUSE of the cyber psychos and gang violence, not the cause of it [remember, the whole reason you had to extract a client from an icy bathtub was because scavs were about to cyberware harvest her...and probably organ harvest while the were at it]
Aside from the Corpo Bullshit, That was pretty wholesome. Here's a cool theory: "Divided we stand" locks onto five targets at once, The Trauma team EMT said "5 Seconds, 5 corpses" which might indicate that he was using a variant of the weapon. In any case, this EMT has further proved my opinion on smart weapons, They're badass, they prevent Needless collateral damage and they hit where it matters (that smart tattoo is a must against Tiger gangsters though, They're shrewd, but with the tattoo, they're screwd).
@@jsalemiva used both the free tatoo provided by Wakako and a smart link ( blue rarity) and i still can't hit tiger claws that have smart weapons. The ones with other weapons are no problem though. I am guessing the smart link also acts as a jammer or something?
Trauma team is one of the better corps thats for sure. They encourage their agents to do free Healthcare for poor people and they get great PR. It is brilliant and helps many people. The private armed ambulance though is different but useful for the world
The health care is beyond expensive. Trauma team catering to the wealthy is explained at length in the first mission with jackie. If anything trauma team would advocate against free healthcare.
@@SaucyAlfredo As a PR stunt. Never without cameras and media attention, and not as a rule of thumb. It would be equivalent to a hospital very loudly and publicly offering free service to, say, a cancer ridden veteran who had fallen on hard times, while simultaneously in a different room turning away homeless people who need help.
It's a pretty wild market. TT is not the only provider. A city in 2020 will typically have two or more competing ambulance services. They do not cooperate with eachother, and actively try to snipe patients by locking them into policy plans. If you contract TT, it means you are tied to their service for the duration of the subscription. How wild this competition gets varies. Sometimes TT and REO Meatwagon have shootouts over patient claims. They have a sort of agreement to avoid jumping claims, where TT will leave you bleeding on the street if you have another provider listed.
Even by current tactical doctrine on a single room breach. From execute command to clear should be less than 4 seconds. Especially with smart tech in use.
If only I could have found a whole damn TT outfit, I would have kept playing. Alas, TT only seem to spawn once and only drop cheap guns, pants and a vest. No Helmets, unique guns, armor, coats or boots.
remember. if you steal a dog with trauma team insurance, it means that you value this dog more than your life and life of at least 4 of your companions
Owning an animal is rare in US cities. Most people don't want to afford the expense and care time it takes. Pets are more common in Europe, where they still do a lot of old-fashioned stuff. More people can afford small luxuries like a pet.
Smart guns for police and security forces actually makes a ton of sense. Especially in the real world, where it only takes a few good shots to put someone down. I just want the MGS Wu pistol lol. A tranq dart strong enough to knock out a person or a horse without killing the person lol. Maybe... smart darts? Idk
A smart weapon in 2020 means you have the latest in late 80's computer technology! In pure mechanics, it means you get a small bonus with a linked firearm. It shows you information like ammo remaining. You can slap on a targeter for extra accuracy, a gun cam that snaps a photo of what you point at each time you squeeze the trigger.
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Hey man what do you think Trauma team members are augmented or implanted?
"Trauma Team. Keeping ALL of your loved ones safe...as long as they have health coverage."
This game really hits close to home.
Just imagine being killed by a highly trained pmcs for a freaking dog
Or being one of those highly trained pmcs and getting killed by a cyberpsycho...for a dog. Either way everyone is an idiot in this situation.
If I'd have to pay +1000 Eurodollar in Dog tax then yes, I want that kind of protection for my dog.
First you have to imagine stealing and holding a dog hostage. Can you imagine harming a dog? ...I'd like to know.
I mean, dogs>humans
@@rcroller1972 not really, the only idiots are the ones that took the dog. Trauma Team operators are getting paid good money regardless who they’re saving. They’re not there to decide if dying over a dog is worth it, they’re there because they’re qualified for the mission.
Image stealing a dog then getting smacked up by a tactical response unit.
Man, I'll bet hollywood would pay for that right now.
lady gaga would lol
It could have been worse, Max-Tac could have rolled in and just levelled the place
10/10 would pay for this kind of coverage for my dog
You're not supposed to put multi-billion dollar ideas out there for free.
* Dog is kidnapped *
NCPD "I sleep. "
* Dog gets a cortisol spike *
Trauma team: "Time to earn our paycheck!"
*happy John Wick noises*
Quite opposite to Johny Silverhand
That's what I was thinking
My cyberdog senses are tingling
I wonder if Bonkers is as crazy as Lizzy is. lol
I like how it didn't matter that the dog got abducted and held for ransom, what did them in was the dog's cortisol levels.
It's crazy when you see that the cost of this fictional insurance policy is actually pretty close how much it costs right now for real health insurance in America....
The TT policy and your policy with the hospital are separate. Medical care bills by the day, more if you need surgery.
TT is not the only provider. If they see that you have an REO Meatwagon policy, they are supposed to leave you bleeding until they show up.
God, I wish they'd make a Trauma Team spin-off.
I love that the ONLY reason Trauma Team responded was the fact that abnormal cortisol was included in the health plan Lizzy had for her dog
When the healthcare system is better trained and equiped than the military
Bonkers whimpering: "Oh shit! I thought I got away!"
When pets have better healthcare than most people
'MURICA!
If someone can afford good healthcare for even the pets, more power to them. It had the side benefit of being cheaper than the ransom.
I assure you, in your free healthcare haven, your officials WILL get better treatment at a much faster rate. The average person does not take priority when there are those with power or wealth to offer. If Prince Henry has a bit of red in his stool or President Trudeau's snot is an odd color they will get an immediate check up, you'd have to wait for months because the doctors dont think its "serious enough". You think these big people dont hold their pets in higher regards than some person they never met?
@@spider-spectre Still doesn't refute the fact that in a "free healthcare" nation, the average Joe can actually afford healthcare int he first place.
@@ElBandito Most free healthcare nations don't have to pay for much of a military and have high taxes. So, it's a mixed bag.
America seems to spend quite a lot of money on healthcare, but it still has a lot of problems. The Covid disaster is proof of that.
and since dogs worth was only in its insurance the dog was strangled
someone even heard "those damn arms"
now there is new famous pet with even better insurence
some say that it's iguana (allegedly delivered by a nomad)
Really disappointed, that we couldn't wear Truama team gear without mods..
I hate how we can't have gloves tbh,
Flashbangs while rescuing a dog... really I could slap that TT team leader.
Slapping a TT agent sounds like a good way to get lit up like a Christmas tree.
TT has advanced medical equipment to deal with any damage due to flashbangs, or else they won't be equipped with them in the first place 😀
Probably best to go in on November 5th...
@@yesman121 ayyyy
Is this what's going on with Lady Gaga?
with how much it cost just to have a dog in night city you'd be Bonkers if you think that good boy is getting anything less than a platinum plan from TT
Kinds intense that emts have swat training an in 2077 swat are basically cyborg marines who don't fuck around
Considering the fact that a gun is more common than umbrella in Night City, paired with Cyborgs that lost controls and violent gang activities, I don't think that is overkill
@@timothynguoi5762 point well made I tip my kevlar hat to you
@@timothynguoi5762 note, a gun is more common than an umbrella precisely BECAUSE of the cyber psychos and gang violence, not the cause of it [remember, the whole reason you had to extract a client from an icy bathtub was because scavs were about to cyberware harvest her...and probably organ harvest while the were at it]
Aside from the Corpo Bullshit, That was pretty wholesome.
Here's a cool theory:
"Divided we stand" locks onto five targets at once, The Trauma team EMT said
"5 Seconds, 5 corpses" which might indicate that he was using a variant of the weapon.
In any case, this EMT has further proved my opinion on smart weapons, They're badass, they prevent Needless collateral damage and they hit where it matters (that smart tattoo is a must against Tiger gangsters though, They're shrewd, but with the tattoo, they're screwd).
I read somewhere it was the opposite, if you use the tattoo, it's harder to hit Tyger Claws.
@@jsalemiva used both the free tatoo provided by Wakako and a smart link ( blue rarity) and i still can't hit tiger claws that have smart weapons. The ones with other weapons are no problem though. I am guessing the smart link also acts as a jammer or something?
Why is male V doing the voice of a trauma team dude
V In 20 years after removing Johny from his head does part-time for Trauma Team
John Wick would be proud.
Trauma team is one of the better corps thats for sure. They encourage their agents to do free Healthcare for poor people and they get great PR. It is brilliant and helps many people. The private armed ambulance though is different but useful for the world
I can't tell l if you're joking or not understanding the lore
The health care is beyond expensive. Trauma team catering to the wealthy is explained at length in the first mission with jackie. If anything trauma team would advocate against free healthcare.
@@ripples1072 i found a shard in game talking about some of their agents doing free care
@@SaucyAlfredo As a PR stunt. Never without cameras and media attention, and not as a rule of thumb. It would be equivalent to a hospital very loudly and publicly offering free service to, say, a cancer ridden veteran who had fallen on hard times, while simultaneously in a different room turning away homeless people who need help.
It's a pretty wild market. TT is not the only provider. A city in 2020 will typically have two or more competing ambulance services. They do not cooperate with eachother, and actively try to snipe patients by locking them into policy plans. If you contract TT, it means you are tied to their service for the duration of the subscription.
How wild this competition gets varies. Sometimes TT and REO Meatwagon have shootouts over patient claims. They have a sort of agreement to avoid jumping claims, where TT will leave you bleeding on the street if you have another provider listed.
A real life trauma team would be a pretty fucking cool idea, minus the insane cost.
Trama team can be summed up by just FBI OPEN UP
Did Cyberpunk 2077 predict the theft of Lady Gaga's two French bulldogs?
Its clearly reference to John Wick.
No. Just good satire.
Literally the opposite of the ATF here in the USA. Saving dogs vs murdering them.
5 seconds - 5 corpses lmao
Even by current tactical doctrine on a single room breach. From execute command to clear should be less than 4 seconds. Especially with smart tech in use.
If only I could have found a whole damn TT outfit, I would have kept playing. Alas, TT only seem to spawn once and only drop cheap guns, pants and a vest. No Helmets, unique guns, armor, coats or boots.
Basically, they're just the US Army's Medivac team, but for civilians.
i guess we know what john wick in 2077 did with his fortune. also just noticed the little light on the vest is showing the trauma teams heart rate.
You know there is a 4 part trauma team comic? Only 2 dolllah :)
When Trauma team picks you up and your card bounces they just toss you out of the AV
Where is this from in the game?
Hmm this story seems familiar
Have never even seen this in the game despite all my hundreds of hours playing it.
It's cut content...
*joins Trauma team*
I`d love to join the Trauma Team but sadly V has chosen a different path
*It wasn’t just a puppy*
Badass helmet gotta say.
Animals > humans
That’s what trauma team be like
remember. if you steal a dog with trauma team insurance, it means that you value this dog more than your life and life of at least 4 of your companions
Oh why!!! I wish I can join trauma team.
Owning an animal is rare in US cities. Most people don't want to afford the expense and care time it takes.
Pets are more common in Europe, where they still do a lot of old-fashioned stuff. More people can afford small luxuries like a pet.
Toronto 2077. Tow truck wars!!!
Smart guns for police and security forces actually makes a ton of sense. Especially in the real world, where it only takes a few good shots to put someone down. I just want the MGS Wu pistol lol. A tranq dart strong enough to knock out a person or a horse without killing the person lol. Maybe... smart darts? Idk
A smart weapon in 2020 means you have the latest in late 80's computer technology! In pure mechanics, it means you get a small bonus with a linked firearm. It shows you information like ammo remaining. You can slap on a targeter for extra accuracy, a gun cam that snaps a photo of what you point at each time you squeeze the trigger.
Male V's VA voicing the TT guy lol
based trauma team be like: Bois the doggo need halp
I've played this game 1000 hours and haven't come across these. Where do you hear these?
too bad trauma team in the game was literally Nonexistent
:)
You see this only one time in the game right?
I dont know if this is canon, but i will believe it is XD
Good lad. I'd feel pretty damn happy too if my job was to put pet-stealers in the ground
Where did you find this? Has it been datamined or is it actually viewable somewhere in the game?
It's part of radio broadcast, they are quite random though.
Biden needs this service... mans lost his mind.
Combine
How can we hear this news?
Listen close to the radio stations
If only the textures in the game was as nice of trauma team render model. Good but not as good as Battlefront 2
Trauma Team we ensure to be the most effective for our clients, by not even being in the game...What a waste of potential.
Well they spawn on the ground near their flying ambulances and you can fuck around with them, but yeah you can't use their services
#femaleledworld
Blue vs red is better
#DogsLifeMatters.