@@aprilsilvers381 I hope you are feeling better by now. I get depressed also, but I have to admit that even when I feel too weak to pray and don't deserve God's help, somehow I get relief. God Bless and Comfort You.
I've watched this 100 times, and it's still hilarious, I love him! He is hilarious! 🤣🤣💚💚 love the pray bit! I used have a pastor who was like that! I don't like talking in the bathroom, don't talk to me! LOL
Cletus has to be one of the funniest comedians ever! I was laughing before he even started his next joke. Using the Clorox wipes saying,”Don’t judge me,the package says all purpose.” 💀💀
@Kasper K. sure he's funny, but I don't condone smoking weed, especially around your kid cause you're too weak to tell a celeberty no! or any sexual connotation. There is no need to be vulgar to be funny.
The dude talked about suicide, hanging himself with toilet paper, and the death of a rat inside a snake. How is that clean comedy? Just because he doesn't use words you don't approve of or get offended by, doesn't mean the content of his material is clean. The dude's hilarious, yeah, but don't go around being dishonest with yourself and the rest of us.
Best comedian I've heard in awhile. His delivery was perfect I had so many laugh-out-loud moments. And then it was over so quickly. I'll be looking for more material from this man🤣🤣
@@edithdlp8045 I used to need to eat 5,000 calories a day just to maintain being an anorexic looking dude -- I'd go to a buffet & eat 6-8 platesful of only meat. That was then -- now I'm obese, & nothing I can do, it seems, to stop the gain! Tip: don't worry about "weight" -- Only worry about being healthy. You're already beautiful & anyone who disagrees can go jump into a deep lake with an anchor tied to their waist!
salute and respect to cleto rodriguez keep doing what you're doing....you're an inspiration to many and a friend to the masses god bless you and your journey
I don't often, but I giggled through this whole video and literally legit laughed out loud until I cried at the end! Best comedy set I've seen in a long time!
This guy is very funny. I can't wait until things open back up so I can take my wife enjoy a Great Life performance like this again. Until then Thanks Dry Bar Comedy for all the Great entertainment.
Love Dry Bar! I’m gonna plan a visit there some day! I haven’t laughed so hard as I did on his last joke in weeks! My ribs hurt from the struggle. Feels like I took up P90X!
@@DryBarComedy make sure you go once they open up again! I went to Utah and stayed in Provo just because of Dry Bar Comedy. Sadly they weren't open it would of been an AWESOME 30TH BDAY HAD I BEEN ABLE TO CATCH A SHOW! 😭😭
Here, we love having one man no matter the size but we all worked harder at the tasks. A man amongst a group of women probably feels threatened. Great Comedian. Thank-you.
Haa, laughed at your joke of hurts to breathe the next day after exercise. I overexercise when I joined a gym, I could not lift my arms the next day, funny now but definitely not then! Hilarious, "My Precious" lol!
It's so late and I'm laughing sooo hard and hope I'm not disturbing my neighbors in the other apartments!!😃😁😆😂 So glad I came across this awesome and hilarious comedian!!💖
Great job Cleto! Original and funny set. The time flew. BTW, autocorrect just changed my writing your name from Cleto to 'Clarke', as in Clarke Kent. It's like it knows that you painted a big 'S' on your chest in nacho cheese or something...😂
"Doc, don't tell a Mexican he's borderline anything. We will cross that on purpose". I was trying to do work while listening in the background. I LOST it. That's hilarious.
Local celebrity, he’s an awesome guy. I met him once at a church festival, super cool dude. God bless Cleto!
He's been doing this a long time. He has definitely done well crafting his jokes! He is a local celebrity in San Antonio! We ❤ you Cletus!
Props to him..
R4r
Real life issues with humour is a win.
Hau'oli lā ho'omana'o! May the Lord continue to bless you both with many more wonderful years together!
Im Going through a pretty rough bout of depression... So i havent been laughin a whole lot...but this guy has me DYIN from laughter!
I'm really sorry, I am too and I'm not sure if I'm coming out of it this time.
@@aprilsilvers381 I hope you are feeling better by now. I get depressed also, but I have to admit that even when I feel too weak to pray and don't deserve God's help, somehow I get relief. God Bless and Comfort You.
@@aprilsilvers381 - I just read your post. I feel the same way at times. Are things getting better for you? Let me know!
I am not a person to laugh out loud. I had tears in my eyes and couldn't catch my breath from laughing. Thanks Cletus!
Thanks for the warning, I had a brain tumor removal surgery (no cancer thankfully) and can't laugh. I will save it in my favorites to watch it later.
@@edithdlp8045 Glad you're okay, have you had a chance to watch it? I'm watching it now.
@@Daisy_Picking14thank you for your kind words. I am watching right now. It was worth the wait.
@@Gamemote I am watching it right now. Simply hilarious 😆.
Cleto is very funny! He kept a smile on my face! Thank you!
Super funny! Loved the way does that breaking voice when he tells the sad part of his jokes. 😂
I've watched this 100 times, and it's still hilarious, I love him! He is hilarious! 🤣🤣💚💚 love the pray bit! I used have a pastor who was like that! I don't like talking in the bathroom, don't talk to me! LOL
Aw MAN, this man knows comedy. Delivery PERFECTED.
Cletus has to be one of the funniest comedians ever! I was laughing before he even started his next joke. Using the Clorox wipes saying,”Don’t judge me,the package says all purpose.” 💀💀
Amazing comedian. I absolutely love Dry Bar Comedy. You always seem to get the best comedians in the business. Thank you so much. Love from Canada.
I needed that! This man had me in tears, I was laughing so hard. Still trying to catch my breath. 😂😂🤣🤣☹
Me too! He is SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
Absolutely one of the funniest routines I've ever seen!
LMAO THAT LAST JOKE ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER LATCHING ON TO HIM! I'M CRYING😂😂😂
I didn't think I'll see the day, a Latino doing CLEAN comedy, and he is really FUNNY, bless DRYBAR these are the true artists
Kasper K. Some of his jokes are not clean for drybar. My dad loves him though 😂
@Kasper K. sure he's funny, but I don't condone smoking weed, especially around your kid cause you're too weak to tell a celeberty no! or any sexual connotation. There is no need to be vulgar to be funny.
This is the cleanest comic I've ever seen.
The dude talked about suicide, hanging himself with toilet paper, and the death of a rat inside a snake. How is that clean comedy? Just because he doesn't use words you don't approve of or get offended by, doesn't mean the content of his material is clean. The dude's hilarious, yeah, but don't go around being dishonest with yourself and the rest of us.
Y'all haven't seen some of the comics today, have you? This is surgically clean compared to. Get over yourselves. 🙄
Cleto, is very funny. He kept me laughing! Thank you !
This by far has been one of the funniest videos ever!!! I just about pee'd in my pants😂😂😂
Omg.. He was Hilarious.. I needed that Laugh 😂🤣😂😆😅😎
He needs to have his own show... Hilarious, skills!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"'Oh, so you want ME to look like Superman?' So I drew an 'S' on my chest with nacho cheese." LOL!!!! :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comedian I've heard in awhile. His delivery was perfect I had so many laugh-out-loud moments. And then it was over so quickly. I'll be looking for more material from this man🤣🤣
A wipe's a wipe?
Well a nipple's a nipple bro 😂🤣😂🤣
We're both in shape, Cleto.
Remind your wife:
"Honey, round is a shape."
Just saying. 😂🤣
Heard that one before but still hilarious
I think she wants him in BETTER shape
I am very thin and have to gain weight. Everyone says it's easy to gain weight but for me it's difficult because I am never hungry. 😥
@@edithdlp8045 I used to need to eat 5,000 calories a day just to maintain being an anorexic looking dude -- I'd go to a buffet & eat 6-8 platesful of only meat. That was then -- now I'm obese, & nothing I can do, it seems, to stop the gain! Tip: don't worry about "weight" -- Only worry about being healthy. You're already beautiful & anyone who disagrees can go jump into a deep lake with an anchor tied to their waist!
I first saw Cleto when he opened for Tim Hawkins. Glad to see him on Dry Bar. Real funny and relatable!
"it's not even in the book of baby names" 😂😂😂😂😂
My hubby was worse, he called me at work, said he was bored, I said I was bored (after X-mas, no biz), so he replied "wanna go get married?"
Dang 😂
Classic 😂😂😂
I laughed sooooooo hard.... the baby latched onto him omg 🤣🤣🤣
That part was gold.
salute and respect to cleto rodriguez keep doing what you're doing....you're an inspiration to many and a friend to the masses god bless you and your journey
The marriage prayers though! LOL!
The breast feeding joke was the best part, he's hilarious 😂 😃
When the set is over but it felt like it went by in 5 minutes I cant help but be impressed...held my attention the whole time! Funny guy
You are right! I had doubted you. 🤭
I don't often, but I giggled through this whole video and literally legit laughed out loud until I cried at the end! Best comedy set I've seen in a long time!
I LOVE THAT PROPOSAL SO MUCH!!!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE SWEETEST AND MOST ORIGINAL/CREATIVE I HAVE EVER HEARD!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Dry Bar Comedy supplies such amazing comedy! It's really helpful, and even generous!
Generous? Maybe I'm missing something...
LOL, this guy is hilarious!!! I laugh so much my belly hurt... long life to your jokes Cleto! Love ya! 😁
Cleto is so much Fun to watch! He's Great!
This guy is very funny. I can't wait until things open back up so I can take my wife enjoy a Great Life performance like this again. Until then Thanks Dry Bar Comedy for all the Great entertainment.
This guy is a certified riot act. I laughed so hard tears were running down my cheeks. (my facial cheeks!) Hope to see much more of his act
Love Dry Bar! I’m gonna plan a visit there some day!
I haven’t laughed so hard as I did on his last joke in weeks! My ribs hurt from the struggle. Feels like I took up P90X!
same
Please do! We love when our fans come visit!
Please come!
@@DryBarComedy Yay you replied
@@DryBarComedy make sure you go once they open up again! I went to Utah and stayed in Provo just because of Dry Bar Comedy. Sadly they weren't open it would of been an AWESOME 30TH BDAY HAD I BEEN ABLE TO CATCH A SHOW! 😭😭
This man is really funny and intelligent. I sent it to all my family and friends. I think he wrote his own stuff. It was good from start to finish.
What a great performer.
Thank you for being a comedian
Here, we love having one man no matter the size but we all worked harder at the tasks. A man amongst a group of women probably feels threatened. Great Comedian. Thank-you.
At the end, I cried from laughing so hard. Excellent.
A serious body work-out out of the blue and then sneeze..Youl’ll have to be carried 😂
@Baba Ganush 😆
Only legends know that he was on Gabriel Iglesias comedy show. Funny 🤣
Love Cleto!
One of the best comedians I ever seen
He's hysterical!!!
100% taking my mom to Utah to see a show. You guys always book funny comics 💕
Outrageously funny I truly laughed out loud numerous times
very good set , reallly like him
I'm guessing 76 people didn't watch the entire show. Great stuff!!!
I don't believe anyone would not finish the show! It was Soo good!
I watched the whole thing and have seen him before, dry bar classic
I love this guy. He is so hilarious!
That was an awesomely good set! Cleto is highly relatable and has great timing, excellent choice Dry Bar!
He had me laughing hard. THANK YOU!!!!
Thanks, Cleto
Great material and delivery
Cleto,your material is some Serious Laughter.
That was so funny all the way. Thank you.
I love this man! He is so funny...thank you Dry Bar Comedy 😊
🤣 this guys the greatest lmao. 11:30 that was pure genius.
This guy had me LOL ROTF for real
*Puts video in "Comedy" folder*
Thank you, Cletos! I Laughed out loud through your whole set. Hope to see more of your clean comedy!
Yoooo 🚫🧢 that stairmaster will have you walking all funking
Haa, laughed at your joke of hurts to breathe the next day after exercise. I overexercise when I joined a gym, I could not lift my arms the next day, funny now but definitely not then! Hilarious, "My Precious" lol!
Felt crappy.watched this. I'm good. Thanks Mr. Rodriguez 😌.
Laugh out loud hilarious!!
Boy do most of us know what he's talking about, and what a laugh!
It's so late and I'm laughing sooo hard and hope I'm not disturbing my neighbors in the other apartments!!😃😁😆😂 So glad I came across this awesome and hilarious comedian!!💖
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give Cletus a10! He is a very funny man 😂😅😅...
Great set ! :) I actually laughed out loud.
Great job Cleto!
Original and funny set. The time flew.
BTW, autocorrect just changed my writing your name from Cleto to 'Clarke', as in Clarke Kent.
It's like it knows that you painted a big 'S' on your chest in nacho cheese or something...😂
I hear you. I never knew that I had so many muscles, until they hurt. *welps*
Funny as Fluffy but clean great job Cleto 👍👍🏼👍🏻
Fluffy is funnyman.
Love this guy✔️💯🙂
I really liked him. He was funny
I couldn't stop laughing!!! So hilarious!!
I love the golf part.🤣🤣
Great job, this Mexican laughed non stop!!!
He is so stinking funny!!!!
"Doc, don't tell a Mexican he's borderline anything. We will cross that on purpose". I was trying to do work while listening in the background. I LOST it. That's hilarious.
🤣 he is genuinely funny ! nice set !
You are super hilarious especially that last joke. I think all men are to have that chance just once so they realize what we women go through nursing.
He's hilarious.
'LIGHTS OUT' made me laugh xD
This dude is funny as hell!!!! Lmao.
I'm only 10mins in and the stair master took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to pause to catch my breathe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Sweet Jesus
This was so good.... I watched it twice.
This guy was hilarious from start to finish!😂
Excellent! Excellent comedy. Funny, interesting content. Great delivery.
Joy, Pgh, PA
I laughed the entire time!! 🤣😂🤣
Maaaan I've been binge watching DryBar but this one wins.
35:00 the best segment 🤣🤣🤣
Great work!
I love P90X! So many DryBar comedians talk about them!
My attempt at getting fit was a Kentucky Fried Failure. Still....it’s a delicious way to flunk. Cool video -thanks!
loved the Gollum impression in his accent
.. omgosh .. he sounds like bobcat goldthwaith in that movie 'scrooged' .. lol
I'm going through a very deep angry depression but I loved it what he said about the handicap 😅
Very funny, great job!!